- 6 days ago
Drive Him Wild
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00:01Welcome to the Purple Nights, All Might!
00:04And all eyes tonight are on their star captain, Brady Hansen!
00:28The Purple Nights win, 7-2!
00:32Five consecutive championships in one fucking year! He is fucking insane!
00:37Oh, my God. Brady Hudson is so hot.
00:41He's a hockey legend and he's rich.
00:44Take my virginity.
00:46Take your virginity. Brady Hudson's fucking gay.
00:49What?
00:50No, he's joking. He's a fucking Casanova.
00:53Never had an official girlfriend.
00:55Get out of the way.
01:04Brady! Coach! Can we get the team doctor?
01:07Oh, my God.
01:35Where does it hurt?
01:37Down.
01:38Down here.
01:40Let's get you to the medical room.
02:10Thanks, Doc.
02:11I'm already starting to feel better.
02:13We can't rule out any serious internal injury from that hit.
02:18What kind of internal injuries?
02:20I need to examine you first.
02:22Take off your underwear.
02:30Dude, are you new here?
02:32Because I've been on the hockey team for three years and I have never seen you before.
02:36I just started my internship here.
02:39Marvin Long, sports medicine major.
02:51Shit.
02:52A man holding my dick?
02:53This is fucking embarrassing.
02:55Huh.
02:56I do notice some swelling.
02:59Huh?
02:59Just relax.
03:00I'm gonna move my hand a little bit.
03:01All right.
03:08Does that hurt?
03:11Yeah.
03:12A little.
03:14But it also kind of feels...
03:16What about this?
03:30I'm sorry.
03:31That never...
03:33I...
03:33Don't even worry about it.
03:36It happens.
03:41Oh.
03:42Well, the good news is you can still get hard.
03:46Uh, now turn over.
03:49Turn over?
03:50Yeah, I need to check if your prostate is affected.
04:03May I go in?
04:05Yeah.
04:13Just relax.
04:15It's gonna be all right.
04:32This guy's acting like a fuckboy who just took someone's virginity.
04:36And he just didn't give a shit.
04:37Soft tissue injury.
04:39Nothing serious.
04:39But there might be some side effects, like erectile dysfunction.
04:47Erectile dysfunction?
04:51Can't get it up kind of dysfunction?
04:53Girls are gonna dump me.
04:55Okay?
04:55They're gonna call me limp dick.
04:57I can't have this happen.
04:58I need you to take responsibility.
05:02Besides,
05:05you just took my
05:08butthole virginity
05:18when I joke like that with my bros
05:20they never react like
05:22wait
05:23is this dude
05:25gay?
05:28I will
05:29take responsibility for you
05:31Brady
05:32Hanson
05:35I promise you
05:39I promise you
05:42Man, I'm kidding, alright?
05:46I'm straight
05:52Interesting
05:56You know this is a Christian college, right?
06:00Being gay
06:00will get you expelled
06:02and don't go blabbing about
06:05whatever
06:05happened in here
06:06Hip is a thing, remember?
06:22What up boys
06:24Yo it's our star player
06:26Brady Hanson
06:28Come here
06:34How's it hanging, Captain?
06:35It is still hanging, right?
06:37I was worried that shot
06:37from Leo would turn you
06:38into a cam doll
06:40Nah, that's a good one, man
06:43Come on, for real
06:43You okay?
06:45Yeah
06:46I'm even better than before
06:49Is that so?
06:50Then I really gotta try
07:16Holy shit
07:17I can't fucking get it up
07:22Everyone meet the medical team's new intern
07:26Marvin Long
07:29Oh my god
07:30What kind of side effect is this?
07:33I get hard for a fucking guy?
07:46Brady
07:46Babe
07:47You're not broken
07:49You just needed a little bit of time to warm up
07:53I can't do this
07:54I gotta get to the bottom of this
07:56Goddamn side effect
08:00Excuse me
08:04I literally crushed every single bitch
08:06that Brady's been with
08:08What other hoe do I not know about?
08:12Come on, Brady
08:13This porno's never let you down
08:15You're gonna be fine
08:27Fuck
08:28Nothing's happening
08:43Okay, porn's not doing it for me either
08:48Thank god
08:56I only get hard for Marvin Long
08:59I only get hard for Marvin Long
09:06Morning
09:07Morning
09:08Morning
09:10Morning
09:18I heard you calling my name
09:20Straight guy
09:30I am straight
09:36Straight
09:38Straight enough to
09:41Jerk off to a man's name
09:51No
09:52I was just testing something
09:54I can only get hard
09:55for you
09:56But that doesn't mean I'm gay
09:57Okay?
09:58I'm sick
10:00It's like
10:01A side effect
10:03Or something
10:04My parents
10:04They're like
10:07Hardcore
10:07Christians
10:08And they're also
10:09Major
10:10Donors to this school
10:12So if you think I'm gonna fucking break
10:13The code of conduct
10:14You're wrong
10:16Go find somebody else
10:18There's gay bars
10:19Off campus
10:22I'm not desperate
10:24Brady Hansen
10:25And I'm not a man whore
10:28Either
10:30If I'm just doing
10:32What I said
10:33I would
10:35Taking responsibility for you
10:38Can you help me?
10:40Can you
10:41Help me get hard for girls again?
10:45Unless you want everybody
10:47To know about your
10:49Condition
10:51It can't be cured
10:53At a hospital
10:53I
10:54Can
10:55Help you
10:56Just give me one month
10:59Or
11:01Are you afraid
11:02That you'll come in my hand again?
11:05You
11:05Just relax
11:06I'm a med student
11:08I'm not Hannibal Lecter
11:10I'm not gonna eat you
11:11Or anything
11:12I won't do anything
11:13That's not
11:14Totally above board
11:16HIPAA's a thing
11:17Remember
11:24Or
11:24Are you afraid
11:26You'll fall in love with me?
11:28I'm not afraid of shit
11:42Let's do this
11:45Cure me
11:47Doc
12:04Bro
12:04Dude you could have told us to fix the bathroom
12:06Yeah
12:07Uh
12:08My bad
12:09It's good
12:15Oh hey
12:17I haven't seen you before
12:18Did you sneak in here?
12:20I'm a med student
12:22I'm interning with the team doctors
12:25Marvin Long
12:26Right
12:27Dr. Long
12:28Right Dr. Long
12:29I'm sorry
12:30My apologies
12:30We should uh
12:32We should get dinner sometime
12:35Talk about the team
12:37Yeah
12:43Um
12:52I don't have time for this
12:54I've got practice
12:55Get in here
12:56We need to talk
12:56Come on
13:02Thank you
13:03Thank you
13:06Brady
13:06We basically grew up together
13:08Do you remember when we were boyfriend and girlfriend in kindergarten?
13:11Remember?
13:12Yeah of course I remember
13:14We're still like
13:15Really tight now
13:18Great
13:18That is so good to hear
13:21What do you mean?
13:22Our parents made an arrangement
13:23We're getting married after graduation
13:28I'm sorry
13:29Are you married?
13:30Yeah
13:31Look
13:31I know you act like this fuckboy
13:33Because you actually resent your father
13:34For sending you here
13:35To college
13:36Instead of letting you go pro
13:37And you act like this big ladies man
13:40Even though you never even settle down with any of them
13:42But I'm not like other girls Brady
13:47And you can settle down with me
13:49What do you think?
13:52I
14:03Aw fuck
14:04I heard there were 12 hits sweetheart
14:06So the playboy's finally settling down
14:11Table for one
14:12I'm with them
14:17Hi
14:17I'm supposed to be meeting Coach Gil for lunch
14:20But apparently he's not here yet
14:22So do you mind if I sit with you two for a bit?
14:25Uh
14:25Uh
14:26He's an intern
14:27With the medical staff
14:29We've met like twice
14:31Oh that's funny
14:32Because I thought we were friends
14:34You know the kind of friends
14:35That take responsibility
14:36For each other?
14:39Yeah
14:40You can sit down
14:40Yeah?
14:41Yeah
14:45Oh wow
14:46Thank you
14:47God
14:47He's hot
14:48He's a childhood sweetheart
14:50He's here to meet Gil
14:52What?
14:53They're close now?
14:55Since when?
14:56Is he getting treatment too?
14:57No
14:58Wait
14:58Why is he saying we're friends?
15:01We are not friends
15:06Brady are you okay?
15:11I'm fine
15:12I just didn't get enough sleep last night
15:17Feeling a little dizzy
15:23Oh dear
15:25That sounds
15:26Serious
15:27We don't want you
15:28Spewing
15:29On anyone
15:30Do we?
15:35Brady
15:36You're sweating
15:38I'm fine
15:39I said
15:40I'm fine
15:47Oh
15:48No no no no no
16:04Oh
16:06Shit
16:08Oh no
16:08Here
16:09No
16:09I got it
16:10I got it
16:11I'll just um
16:12I'll just go to the bathroom
16:14Okay
16:15I'll go help him now
16:19That's weird
16:23What the fuck were you doing back there?
16:26Is that your idea of medical treatment?
16:28Exactly
16:30You seem to only get hard for me now
16:31Right?
16:32That's probably why you don't feel anything for girls anymore
16:35Me
16:36Stimulating
16:36You
16:38It's actually called desensitization therapy
16:41Desensitization
16:42Desensit-
16:43Desensit-
16:44Desensit-
16:44Desensit-
16:45What?
16:48Desensitization
16:49Desensitization
16:50Repeated exposure
16:51Doing the same thing over and over again
16:53Until the response fades
16:55So
16:56I guess I just need to keep triggering the response
17:01Until you don't feel anything for me anymore
17:04Are you fucking with me?
17:05There's no way that's a legit medical treatment
17:08Brady, I'm just trying to help you
17:27Look, you're soaking wet
17:29Let me clean you up
17:33I
17:34I
17:34I
17:35I
17:35Shh
17:35Someone's out there
17:36What?
17:38Let's take a leak, boys
17:41I
17:42I
17:50I
17:51I
17:51I
17:52I
18:08I
18:10I
18:14Hey, uh, Captain wants his back of the rink.
18:16Let's bounce.
18:25I'm done with this treatment.
18:27I'm scared it's gonna...
18:29It's gonna make me gay for real.
18:33You're scared I'm gonna turn you gay?
18:36Fuck you.
18:38I'm scared of getting expelled.
18:40Even for my parents to shred me to pieces.
18:44I'll protect you from that.
18:47I want this bullshit therapy.
18:49I want meds.
18:50Then go to a fucking hospital.
18:52If you want everybody to know about your...
18:55Can't get it up for girls' itis.
18:57Which, FYI, there is no pill for.
19:02FYI, I can handle this myself.
19:06Hey.
19:07No, I'm not kidding.
19:09Don't...
19:09Don't start popping random pills!
19:13No, I'm not kidding.
19:15Don't...
19:15Don't go start popping random pills!
19:21I'll swallow fucking poison if I have to.
19:25I'll swallow you.
19:30Yo, Captain, what you got there?
19:33Give me some.
19:38Fuck off.
19:41Fucking cheapskate.
19:45Yo, Captain, don't forget.
19:46Tomorrow at 10 AM, you got the first training sets for the rookies.
19:50Yeah, I know.
19:53Why am I so dizzy?
19:56Is it those pills?
19:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yo, Brady, Captain.
20:01Are you okay, bro?
20:03Dude, you're sweating.
20:05Let me call the doctor.
20:06No, no.
20:07Not him.
20:09Don't call the doctor.
20:10I can't.
20:14What?
20:16He took a pill?
20:19I'm on my way.
20:21I'm on my way.
20:43What's wrong with me?
20:45Hey.
20:46Hey.
20:47Oh, it seems like you took the wrong pill.
20:52Aphrodisiac, maybe?
20:54But don't worry, it's going to wear off soon, okay?
20:57All right, yeah?
21:00That's so, so hard right now.
21:04I know, I know.
21:05Just hang on, okay?
21:10He just, he has a fever and is delirious right now.
21:17I'm just going to take him to his dorm.
21:19Yeah, yeah, okay?
21:21Okay.
21:24Let's go.
21:27All right, just relax, okay?
21:30I'm going to go get you some ice.
21:36I don't want ice.
21:38I want you.
21:47I don't want ice.
21:48I don't want ice.
21:51I don't want ice.
21:56Yeah.
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