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00:26作曲 李宗盛
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01:38作曲 李宗盛
02:05这个周三有没有时间陪我去参加个聚会什么聚会你的相亲局啊不是你妈我是谁呀好歹也是个情感专家微博博客也有几把万的粉丝周三有几个铁杆粉丝给组织了一场见面会
02:15推也推不掉你陪我一起去吧卓妍也去我可不去啊你们那些铁杆粉丝都是离婚人士整天吵吵
02:26满满的负能量除非我爸也去好吧反正他也是离婚人士那行啊那一块儿去吃饭呗
02:53是你要我一起还是他要我一起啊这不都一样嘛好吧不就吃个饭呢我以前认为我妈病得不轻看完沈雷他妈我妈现在就太好了你说呢这家香菜馆啊有几个特色菜都挺好吃的你看麻辣鸡啊香水啊
03:03有些人啊难得到这种地方吃饭就多点几个好吃的吧咱们吃的东西可比这新年多了怎么
03:22你还瞧不起乡下了我有说乡下了吗我有说瞧不起乡下了吗我是瞧不起乡下的某人好了你们能不能不一见面就斗嘴啊我们都有多久没在一起吃饭了以前爸爸做饭妈妈摆桌子日子我都记不起来了
03:34往事就不要再提了那说说以后以后我们一家人是不是可以多多出来聚餐啊今天就我们三个人说说你以后的事我以
03:51我以后说说你以后的婚姻大事啊我让卓妍给你的资料你都看了吗妈那些资料都挺正常的这人都是奇葩没法正常交往你就不要再挑剔了现在人有几个不怪皮的
04:16相亲是要看一个人的档次和档次高的人在一起生活你的生活品质才能够提高啊各位要点菜了吗小伙子你们店里边有什么招牌菜啊能吃辣的话有爆炒猪肝小炒肉还有剁脚鱼头也很不错的
04:42小伙子我怎么看你就没有笑过啊我们是来花钱吃饭的不是来买气的不好意思花钱小伙子你是不是很长时间跟你老婆没有夫妻生活了妈不能这么说话
04:43你 你 我妈亲人就这样你老婆一定很忙每天都早出晚归你觉得她不够关心你于是你们吵了一架关系很僵我说得对吗你怎么知道我从你的领口袖口还有你的鞋子上面全是污渍我以为你是单身不修蝙蝠但是我分明看到了你的左手
05:14吴明芷有戴过结婚戒指的痕迹你很在乎你的手极短信你看了你这一架是你你老婆一定很忙你老婆一定很忙每天都早出晚归你觉得她不够关心你于是你们吵了一架关系很僵我说得对吗你怎么知道我从你的领口袖口还有你的鞋子上面全是污渍我以为你是单身不修蝙蝠但是我分明看到了你的左手吴明芷有戴过结婚戒指的痕迹你很在乎你的手极短信
05:43你看了微信魂不守舍我断定你跟你的太太一定感情出现了问题你觉得你太太不够关心你你太太觉得你没有用于是你们大吵了一架你正不知道该怎么办的时候你太太的手机短信来了并说了狠话我说得对吗阿姨不大师您说得太对了那我们还有救吗行
05:44行你别问我
06:09好来是吗我怎么觉得我穿架子好像你啊多帅呀不是
06:10你确定不
06:30我这样子跟这个真的可以吗我告诉你重病就要吓我了你们之前搞成那样如果你不尽量讨大关系怎么可以一举逆转呢可是问题是我如果突然看到有一个人带这个东西在我面前我会想揍他呀这个不重要重要的是
06:38你要郑重地走到沈灵面前跟他说蕾蕾我是小猪猪你
06:51你要原谅小猪猪我们可以重新开始吗你相信我这招绝对好使来了来了
06:55记得啊加头快一刀伸手记得
07:17记得快快快走走干什么别打了我放进去别打了别打了别打了别打了我放进去别打了什么情况不是邻居是我是你你们有病啊你带个猪猪在走牢里搞什么鬼
07:42不是 我们原本这计划发了个神机还要组团支持两个二百五东东走你不是说会随盗取成吗是随盗取成呀误会误会误会误会误会
08:07误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会误会请问这是林森先生的家吗林森啊他是对门的他是601我家是602谢谢
08:16谢谢打奖了啊谢谢来来来啦
08:34请问您是林森先生吗是啊您是我们是来帮你相亲的误会是你的妈妈吧她说我们可以随时过来看来帮我相亲的是吧快请进吧
08:45阿姨阿姨这个相亲其实是我妈妈把我搞的我本着你看起来人不光你一酒吧
09:12人也比照片老多了那照片NPS过的房地段还算不错不过装修得太简单了做婚纲还差一个档这彩礼钱你就要做出点的啊买车没有不是那这小姑娘谁啊她怎么可以开你家门爸她们谁啊这么没礼貌你女儿都这么大了你到底几岁啊
09:30我四十一私链上怎么可以写三十六呢小伙子相亲要诚实这又是都这么老了还有一个脱油瓶浪费我路费爸不会吧你真要相亲啊
09:39我没有约相亲是你奶奶搞的我这不想好不好爸
09:57你不是爱王我今天早发我已经提起过你了我爸我爸娜娜
10:26我内衣掉色了我怎么知道它掉色早就叫你内衣要自己洗嘛你看你现在你这些衣服全部都洗染色了怎么办哪这是奶奶的淘宝店上买衣送音音塞给我的还有只恶心的蕾丝鞭你以为我想要啊那不喜欢你就不要拿嘛爸深色和浅色应该分开洗是你没有诚实而且谁愿意穿这恶心的风脏的内衣啊我都十六了
10:53我的内衣从哪儿来的你问过吗你从来都不关心这件事给我我妈你觉得我有病吗怎么了哪里不舒服啊不是我觉得我心里有病为什么这么说学校里同学们他们都说我有洁癖妈我真的有洁癖吗
11:20我回来了我回来了妈你回来了四豪你弄成这样是要干吗啊只有这样才可以杀菌出满书上说啊在我们居住的生活里面啊像这些地毯啊床垫啊还有窗帘啊到处寄生着满虫这些满虫啊肉眼是看不见的而且繁殖速度特别快会危险到我们的身体健康的
11:29满虫和我只能活着一个妈你刚从外面回来我也给你吸一吸了别别别我也来吸一吸不用不用一定要消毒一下呢
11:38妈妈不要不要没有别听他们胡说你帮我放一下
12:02衣服都洗穿涩了衣服都洗穿涩了
12:49我无意中看到你晾在阳台上的衣服洗穿涩了我无意中看到你晾在阳台上的衣服洗穿涩了老爸你什么表情啊
13:19你们中了五百万似的差不多奇奇怪怪你已经严重影响到我了鼻涕虫那又怎么样连自己衣服都洗不好
13:46说出去不怕丢人吗你什么意思啊自己看你居然敢拍我的内衣你怎么这么变态啊是你逼我的啊你要是再吓我的话我就发到班级群里了你敢拿过来
13:47我都算了
13:55我今天正好在外面有活动替早结束了我今天正好在外面有活动替早结束了所以就有朋友过来了
14:04是吗我是因为还有好多调休的条子呢不用白不用试过了吗有没有好很多是啊
14:17是啊真的好听多的谢谢不客气朵朵朵朵没事了没关系啊之前我们双方都有误会就不提了好
14:45我没想到我没想到你还会约我我是怕你看不懂想当面跟你说比较清楚谢谢除了谢谢你就不会说点别的吗明白之前我们有一些误会让我电视机开太大声了
14:57然后写的词条也不是很友善不好意思没关系啦其实我也挺喜欢看体育节目的就是孩子要念书所以我就我懂
15:07我懂反正就是不好意思但我也做得很过分啊我去剧委会告你的状还让你写保证书没事
15:13没事反正我也没写那
15:20我之后如果还有洗衣服的问题可以问你吗可以啊洗衣服
15:35做饭或者别的问题都可以来找我真的啊喂是我沈思航好的
15:41好的我现在就过去怎么回事不好意思我要去到儿子学校我得先走了
16:11嗯喂我我是不是到学校一趟二位家长他们这样吵吵闹闹已经不是一次两次了沈思航这次更过分一个男生居然拍女生的那一照给大家看你的脑子到底是怎么想的啊不过话说回来这打人也是不对的
16:38琳娜您这次也很过分我听说你们是邻居我希望你们平日里吵吵闹闹的形象不要影响到孩子们嘛我们没有少少那就给孩子们做个好榜样会我们会的好下不为例再发生这样的事情我一定严肃处分
17:02来你们先回去吧二位家长请稍等一下你不要言我打不过你啊我只是不打女生算了吧
17:24你连吃蚂蚁都打不过你只会告老师不是我说的是我晕倒了被老师发现的就打了一拳嘛至于晕倒嘛哭谁呢照片还在不在我还没看到呢别别别
17:45我想我们暂时还是不要见面了为了孩子那我先走了
18:24有句话我当着孩子的面不好说有句话我当着孩子的面不好说你们二位也是知识分子应该知道像性教育这种问题光靠学校是不够的家长对孩子的引导更重要
18:40哇这里的裙子这么多种啊你好
19:01先生您想给女朋友买衣服吗我给女儿买条裙子那您女儿是多大了十六她平时是穿些什么样风格的裙子呢她平时就有点太男孩子气了我想买条裙子给她穿让她看起来淑女一点那这边有一条新款您要看一下吗
19:30哪里您看一下这款是我们店里新到的款式你看一下做工和款型都很好的姐你都来回转了三圈了
19:52买什么书啊我想买一些青春期孩子性教育方面的书都是当家长的我懂你来对地方我这儿啊八到十八岁的青春期的书全都有我给你推荐推荐啊好啊不好意思啊接个电话你等一下喂
19:53妈
20:05我和你说了这个孩子不能惯越惯越吃蛋让她跪一个小时怎么了就跪了行了我没有撑子打了就很好了我和你说啊东西找不出来不准给她饭吃
20:29我现在这孩子啊你不用大力气教育她根本不行孩子还是需要内心教育吧你这样体罚是不是不太好你是不知道我们家那兔崽子不知道什么时候把我的财神爷换成奥特曼了你怪我没仔细看老子败了半年的奥特曼
20:49老子败了咱们不信号你是给男孩买还给女孩买多大呀我是儿子十六岁十六有点大了这本不错好行那我就要这两本吧你说现在的什么道理道理
21:28亲爱的亲爱的跟我来一下怎么了呗我有个问题想问你问你说我身上是不是有很多坏毛病要改啊老天开眼这么多年了你终于良心发泄了你
21:56每天让我洗衣做饭干家务上班接送还要纳水电双休日还要完成任务清单我是国王你是我的女仆你不只是要干你简直就是要回路重灶宝贝
22:14你哪有什么坏毛病要改啊你就是你独一无二你要是改了那就不是你了呀是吗放心啊留我在家务全包剩饭全销好的担子全挑好吧
22:31工资工资全脚就这么低了我欠一口我要的勾签地址地佑的三明治好了没有啊马上好等着少放言
22:56哎妈我错了下次不会再犯了这事妈妈也有错是妈妈做得没到位
23:21妈妈想密布妈干吗给我看这种你还是自我学习一下比较好吧妈你想歪了不要再说这些事情了你看你
23:35这条裙子是什么鬼女孩子就要有女孩子的样子你就是老把自己当男生才会在学校里打人从现在开始一个星期至少一天穿裙子这是孕妇穿的
23:49孕妇还有这个狠色条纹丑死了我绝对不会穿的我不管你给我穿我还给你买了一件睡裙从今以后你睡觉就给我穿着睡裙不要穿着那副跑来跑去死亡八笔犯太丑了吧
24:19我觉得你就不应该多管闲事再说了都是内祸找打说好了到新学校不打人的你保证过的是不是是她欠奏我就买这两本书都是为了你好你就看看你知道我费了多大的劲才把你转到这个学校你还打人你总是这样子我都说了多少遍了
24:46是她这样惹我她算是个变态偷派狂是虽然是她的不对但解决问题不一定非要用拳头呀你把沈四康那个脸打得都凹进去了呀谁让你没事都让我看成绩比赛的那是比赛是体育运动好吗我要你学的是永不放弃的精神不是让你看到谁打谁没错都是我的错都怪我的刺拳太快她没有看清楚还刺拳还刺拳
24:58那你看清楚了吗你该不是对雷娜有意思吧什么乱七八糟的妈
25:08你什么逻辑啊妈也年轻我我知道青春期总会做一些我懂
25:10真的做什么
25:38你想啊你什么时候开始变得不正常正好是你跟雷娜同桌的时候对不对妈我听不懂你在说什么但是我真的真的你是想多了我想多了那你干吗去拍人家内衣啊我我那是想让她消停消停不想让她恶心的举动影响到我恶心的事她做了什么了她又拉她又没功德心
26:03就跟她爸一样感冒乱人止惊还又咳嗽又挺脾气的我感觉就像个病人体一样在我的身边我都快疯了我讨厌她就跟你讨厌她爸一样我可没有讨厌她爸你给我站起来你坐在地上是什么意思耍赖啊不管怎么样你打得的人总该道歉过来停了我不去你还不去道歉
26:10这事啊是我们错在心你又是个男孩子还是得给人家道歉老杨
26:30我不去你去我不去说了不去就不去我是不会去的妈你不是个男孩子你不要再说这件事情了我不想听四豪这事不能这么算了我在门口等你你给我出来我不去
27:01好了 给你道歉好巧我们是来道歉的我偷拍你的内衣恕我不对我和你道歉对不起其实这件事情娜娜也有错爸她都认错了是她先惹我我才我算是长见识了一个女孩子活成你这样粗糙我妈说得没错
27:30你们就是野蛮粗鲁没教养你知道我爸怎么说你妈吗隔壁疯女人装腔作势自命清刚罐头管酒今晚就这样吧啥也别说了妈
27:53我说什么来着她们两个就是野蛮人一点也不懂礼貌爸你看到了吧她们没少在背后机上早已习惯收紧所有期待渴望早已习惯一人孤独的凝望星光
28:07给生活的坚强给生活的坚强很多都是逞强很多都是逞强其实快乐忧伤也想与人分享
28:37什么ahrir都逞强没少年你怎么收到我把冬奏鱼没有两个人所以说我觉得很重要的对你怎么会促过把冬奏鱼
28:39You just need to answer me
28:41I'm a fan
28:42I'm a fan
28:44I like you
28:44You can
28:45I'm going to make this
28:47as simple as a simple and simple
28:50This is a simple and simple
28:52I'm prepared to do the table
28:53You can put your own phone
28:55on the way
28:55This is a good and easy
28:57You're good
28:58I'm not sure
29:02I'm not sure you're理in'
29:03But I can't be happy
29:05I'm just a good one
29:06Oh, wait.
29:08I love you.
29:11I love you.
29:11I love you.
29:12You're not sure you are high.
29:14This is the most important moment.
29:16You're happy to be happy to be here.
29:18Okay.
29:20I love you.
29:22I love you.
29:24I love you.
29:24I love you.
29:25That's what is called?
29:28That's what name is.
29:30Just when you ask this question,
29:31the name I have.
29:33The tale of光陰.
29:34That's the story.
29:36This name isn't enough.
29:38How's it not enough?
29:39One inch of光陰, one inch of金.
29:42The光陰 is the story.
29:43It's not enough.
29:45You're a liar.
29:46This is too bad.
29:48You don't have to laugh.
29:50You don't have to laugh at me.
29:50You don't have to laugh at me.
29:53Kim Stor Kofi.
29:55How about you?
29:56There's a lot of good quality.
29:58There's a lot of good quality.
30:03I can't.
30:04You've never heard of this song?
30:06You've never heard of that song?
30:07I got a feeling like a new feeling.
30:10You've drawn a door and brought to the past.
30:13This story has changed by a two-way.
30:38I have to go get a little bit.
30:39I am not a good one.
30:42What's wrong with you?
30:44Let me know what you got.
30:48I am not a good one.
30:52I am not a good one.
30:54I am not a good one.
30:55I am not a good one.
30:55You are not an object.
30:56Man is a real life.
30:58He's a real animal.
30:58He likes to talk to you.
31:01He likes you.
31:03He's a big fan.
31:04He's a small man.
31:05He's a small man.
31:09I think he's a big fan.
31:12He's not good at all.
31:13He's pretty funny.
31:16That's why he's a big fan.
31:17He's a big fan.
31:18He's a big fan.
31:19He's a big fan.
31:21You're not looking at the face.
31:23You're not looking at the face.
31:25It's not looking at the face.
31:26She's not looking at the face.
31:27She's not talking about the face.
31:29What do you say?
31:31The doctor said that he has told me.
31:33He needs to be in contact with him.
31:36He has a good place.
31:39But I don't like him.
31:40He's not a wish.
31:41What's he's not?
31:43You can try to see him.
31:44I'm going to try to see him.
31:45He's not working.
31:49He needs to be in contact with him.
31:56He also has a good friend.
31:58He's doing his job.
32:02He's doing his job with me.
32:02He's doing his job.
32:05He's doing his job.
32:06I was talking to a girl's wife.
32:09She was talking to a girl's wife.
32:12He's doing his job.
32:14That's what I'm going to do with
32:17It's going to be written in
32:19the government of the United States.
32:22It's not going to be
32:23It's not going to be
32:25I'm not going to come here.
32:28Yeah.
32:29I'm not going to come here.
32:31You said they're not going to come here.
32:33It's not going to come here.
32:35They're going to have a long time.
32:51They have a long time.
32:54What's the fuck?
33:07I'm going to be giving you the full support of the audience.
33:08I want to thank you for having me.
33:09I want to thank you for giving me this event.
33:11We are able to join the audience.
33:14It's our purpose for each other.
33:17Today is a special day.
33:19I'll give you a gift for you.
33:27Do you remember?
33:28I'm going to write a letter to you.
33:32I'm going to let you,
33:34let you,
33:34let you,
33:35let you,
33:35let you,
33:35let you,
33:35let you,
33:36let me in your head.
33:37Let me go.
33:40Let's go.
33:41Let me go.
33:45Let me go.
33:50Let me go.
33:52Let me go.
34:10I'm going to get you.
34:11I'll get you.
34:15Go!
34:17Go!
34:18Go!
34:20Go!
34:22Go!
34:24Go!
34:25Go!
34:27Go!
34:28Go!
34:28Go!
34:29Go!
34:29Go!
34:29I feel like the whole thing is not bad.
34:32It's too bad.
34:36姐 我也想上去砸锁.姨妈
34:45我介绍几个我的铁杆粉丝给你们俩认识
34:49.他们其中的情感故事很值得你们俩借鉴。不用
34:50不用 不用飯来了姨父
35:04你错过了很精彩的片段我都看见了这睁眼口厚的不会说话就不要说话
35:21这么多好吃的还堵不上你的嘴你也好意思让姑娘们看只有把锁砸了才有新的生活心里要有一把锤子看全世界都是锁心态坏了
35:31什么都白打你是陈行来气我的是吗我是来看女儿侄女的什么也来气你
35:52不是我要学没时间老东西什么本事都没有就知道气我杨东怎么没来杨东他在车里等我呢他在楼下你不叫他上来他上来干吗沈雷
35:58你看卓妍多有分寸该男人出现的时候再让他出现
35:59你呀 对男人就没分寸你们随便
36:19我去应酬你你这太过分了还真把杨东当司机啊哪有我本来是说我自己来的可是我今天要喝酒嘛喝了酒不能开车那他就来陪我了
36:46你俩真是世界级的不景之秘可怜的东东幸福的东东这就是爱情幸福的秘密吗不提问题不抗议也不期待回报只要能和爱的人在一起幸福的杨东
37:17Pennsylvania嗨谁要不真的认识尤雷昨天的事对不起一万个对不起我绝对没有像nana说的那样看你
37:19I told you that you were not good at me.
37:21But I didn't think you were in the same way.
37:24I'll wait for you to give me the opportunity.
37:26I'll wait for you to answer your answer.
37:40Yesterday, I'm sorry for you.
37:43I'm sorry for you.
37:44I hope you can understand.
37:46Hi, Dota.
37:46You and I are going to take our tour tour tour.
37:50I'm going to take a break for you.
37:51I'm sorry for you.
37:52Not so much.
37:53You can't get me to take you with Dota.
37:55I'm happy.
37:57I'm happy to go.
37:59We're going to take a break.
38:00I'm ready to take a break.
38:01I'll take a break.
38:02I'll take a break.
38:03Okay, I'll take a break.
38:05I'll take some break.
38:12Who is this?
38:13Hey.
38:14Hello.
38:14I'm your host.
38:14I'm your host.
38:15Yes.
38:25My mom.
38:26You really want to play a game?
38:28I'm so happy.
38:31I'm happy.
38:33I'm so happy.
38:34I'm happy.
38:35I'm happy to play a game.
38:46Geoffrey.
38:47I'm gonna be buying a bag.
38:49I'm going to buy a household.
38:50I'm going to buy a burger while I'm shopping.
38:54It's bought a bag.
38:57Why do you buy a burger?
38:58It's so good.
39:00It's now for dinner.
39:01Thanks for watching.
39:02I'm going to make a burger.
39:03Get yourie for dinner.
39:05I don't want to buy a burger.
39:06They're going to eat a burger.
39:07When you open them up,
39:17I'm going to go.
39:18I'm going to go.
39:20I'm going to go.
39:25I'm going to go.
39:28I'm not going to go.
39:29I'm not going to go.
39:30I've seen one girl on the bus.
39:33You're going to follow me.
39:34And then you're going to be right.
39:36I like to do this stuff.
39:38You're going to be right.
39:41You're going to go.
39:44Let's go do this.
39:46I'll add some other fuel.
39:48Give me some oil.
39:51I've got this.
39:52I'm going to go.
39:54You're fine.
39:55Let me stop working on a car comes in.
39:56I'm running a car at all.
39:57I'm running a car.
39:57Fire.
40:04I'm also going to drive it around.
40:07I don't know.
40:09You can't wait to me to go on the train.
40:12Then you go to the train station.
40:15No, no, no, no.
40:16Just go to the train station.
40:17Go to the train station.
40:18Go to the train station.
40:22Go to the train station.
40:23They're closed.
40:27That's it.
40:28Just this one.
40:29All this one is a hundred thousand dollars.
40:32I'm sorry.
40:33I'm sorry.
40:34My phone is not電.
40:36I'm sorry.
40:37You laughed it чисào.
40:40Oh yes, that was my cousin.
40:41Did he stay here?
40:41He actually was a good friend.
40:43I give her a say you used to be a girl.
40:45If not, he was a guy with a shear.
40:47Saying he was a little, please.
40:48If that took me.
40:49It took me,今天的 school years away.
40:54You're starting to get stag.
40:56Then you're turning back to me.
40:57Is it just a guy or something?
40:59Is it serious?
41:00Is itosta �?
41:04Your best.
41:04He's just panicking his weighed.
41:04Do you have this power?
41:09Go ahead.
41:10Go ahead.
41:11Go ahead.
41:36You look so cute.
41:39I'm okay.
41:53Mom, I'm hungry.
41:55Let's go.
42:13Go ahead.
42:22Go ahead.
42:25Go ahead.
42:35一起分享
42:39我们都相望
42:40不分离场
42:42这样坦荡
42:47有一种欣赏
42:49在我们之间的
42:51主场
42:54像一个肩膀
42:56像老地方
43:00抹寻着
43:01夏末的阳光
43:03有好多话
43:06要对你讲
43:07会成风破浪
43:10让泪盈眶
43:12犹如绚烂
43:14散满了坚强
43:18时光缘满模样
43:21就在这熙攘的世界
43:24灵花一抹光亮
43:29爱从不会打烊
43:31爱从爱当 recall
43:32盼温無恙
43:36像初见时那样
43:39陌生之下
43:59陌生之下
44:03世界里欢迎我光亮
44:09爱总不会打烊
44:10黯然无恙
44:15像初见时那样
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