🎭 The Audacity (2026) - Season 1 Episode 1
Bold choices. Hidden costs. A story that dares to ask: how far would you go? In the premiere episode of The Audacity, [brief hook: e.g., "a daring decision sets off a chain of consequences" / "ambition collides with morality in unexpected ways"]. Welcome to a world where every risk has a reward... and every reward has a price.
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• [Hook: "A protagonist makes a choice that changes everything"]
• Introduction to key characters: motivations, secrets, and stakes
• The first twist: nothing is as it seems in this gripping opener
• Atmospheric storytelling: tension, style, and emotional depth
• Cliffhanger ending that demands you watch Episode 2
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Drama / Thriller / Contemporary Series
• Original Network: [Customize: e.g., Streaming Platform / International Syndication]
• Season: 1 | Episode: 1 - Series Premiere
• Genre Tags: Psychological Drama, Moral Thriller, Character-Driven Story
• Language: English (Original Audio) + Subtitles Available
• Runtime: ~45-60 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~8-12 min
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Bold choices. Hidden costs. A story that dares to ask: how far would you go? In the premiere episode of The Audacity, [brief hook: e.g., "a daring decision sets off a chain of consequences" / "ambition collides with morality in unexpected ways"]. Welcome to a world where every risk has a reward... and every reward has a price.
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• [Hook: "A protagonist makes a choice that changes everything"]
• Introduction to key characters: motivations, secrets, and stakes
• The first twist: nothing is as it seems in this gripping opener
• Atmospheric storytelling: tension, style, and emotional depth
• Cliffhanger ending that demands you watch Episode 2
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Drama / Thriller / Contemporary Series
• Original Network: [Customize: e.g., Streaming Platform / International Syndication]
• Season: 1 | Episode: 1 - Series Premiere
• Genre Tags: Psychological Drama, Moral Thriller, Character-Driven Story
• Language: English (Original Audio) + Subtitles Available
• Runtime: ~45-60 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~8-12 min
🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to The Audacity recaps & theory podcasts on Spotify, Apple Podcasts.
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "What would YOU have done in that moment? 👇🎭" Turn on notifications 🔔 so you never miss the next bold move!
#TheAudacity #TheAudacityS1 #DramaSeries #ThrillerTV #NewSeries2026 #S1E1 #BoldChoices #PsychologicalDrama #BingeWatch #StreamingSeries #PremiereEpisode
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00:00:16More than physical pain, I fear humiliation.
00:00:21Last week, hypnosis was this close to being acquired by Cupertino, our stock sword on the rumor.
00:00:28I don't understand.
00:00:32Why not?
00:00:34Well, it's not happening.
00:00:36I just found out.
00:00:38Talks were terminated.
00:00:47Um, Duncan?
00:00:50Morning remarks.
00:00:51You want to skip it?
00:00:52I'm fine.
00:00:53And when word gets out, and it will, my stock is going to nosedive, not to where it was before
00:00:59it took off, but sink with an odor of, like, what comes out of a frightened dog.
00:01:05That smell just was hanging around me.
00:01:11I said no.
00:01:13Sorry.
00:01:16Okay.
00:01:18How we doing, hypernomes?
00:01:22Just got some news.
00:01:24Great news.
00:01:25Pretty, pretty fucking cool news.
00:01:29Can't tell you what.
00:01:30Not yet.
00:01:33But it's great.
00:01:37Good.
00:01:42Why they say no.
00:01:45I have a track record.
00:01:47I mean, Fafaa was a juggernaut in its time.
00:01:51And I guess everyone assumes, since I'm the man who co-created Fafaa, that I'm the man.
00:01:56Or the co-man.
00:02:01And, maybe I'm not.
00:02:05And they smelled it.
00:02:10When word gets out, how will that make you feel?
00:02:14And, uh, when do you expect that to be?
00:02:18Won't be long.
00:02:19You know, people talk.
00:02:20They tear you down and forget you ever even mattered.
00:02:26The doctor-patient confidentiality thing, just how airtight is that?
00:02:30I can't speak with anyone about what you say.
00:02:33Not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others.
00:02:36Define harm?
00:02:37Physical harm.
00:02:39All right.
00:02:40Uh, I should have leaked the acquisition rumor.
00:02:46That's on me.
00:02:47I wanted an upper valuation before the price was set.
00:02:51Uh, sorry.
00:02:52It happens all the time.
00:02:55Uh, yeah, we also juiced our price before the IPO.
00:03:00I don't know.
00:03:01I'm not the money guy.
00:03:03I do ideas.
00:03:05Powered by belief.
00:03:06And belief is affirmed by fuckability.
00:03:09If I could just sell my shares now.
00:03:12Mm-hmm.
00:03:12But the SEC would kill me.
00:03:15So I'm just gonna have to sync with it.
00:03:19Surely you're not going to be poor.
00:03:21No.
00:03:22Obviously.
00:03:24But Lily can't find out.
00:03:25God, she would divorce me just to secure half of it.
00:03:28Be the smart move.
00:03:29Do you think perhaps you're misjudging Lily?
00:03:31Lily?
00:03:32No.
00:03:32She'd frame all my success as dumb luck.
00:03:35You know, I'd become an object lesson.
00:03:37An adjective.
00:03:39Don't pull a dunk in.
00:03:41Or is that a noun?
00:03:42Oh, Christ.
00:03:44What would my dad say if he could hear me now?
00:03:48Please, Joanne.
00:03:49Really, this is strictly between us.
00:03:54Thanks.
00:03:54Okay, see you next week.
00:03:57Doing the work.
00:03:58Yeah.
00:04:06Schmuck.
00:04:14The stressors that drove some workers at our Guangzhou factory to choose to exit themselves
00:04:28out window remain unresolved.
00:04:34Well, what about our supplier code of conduct?
00:04:37Our code, their conduct.
00:04:40Were we to enforce our code, anything heavy-handed opens us to charges of cultural elitism.
00:04:48Text Anushka Cupertino.
00:04:50What would you like to say?
00:04:52What happened?
00:04:57However, our position has always been human life is valuable.
00:05:02Full stop.
00:05:04It's a cornerstone for us.
00:05:18What?
00:05:19Wow, thank you.
00:05:20You picked up.
00:05:21Great, thank you.
00:05:22I cannot talk to you about this.
00:05:24I was not read in.
00:05:26I'm an executive here, and I'm on your board.
00:05:28Recuser was mandatory.
00:05:30Okay, just the acquisition door, how fully shut is that?
00:05:34Or are we, like, playfully rimming the door frame?
00:05:37Oh, I would say nailed.
00:05:39Like a coffin, from my understanding.
00:05:41Noosh!
00:05:42You're supposed to warn me about this.
00:05:45Is this your job?
00:05:46Did you leak the acquisition rumor?
00:05:48Yes or no?
00:05:49No!
00:05:50No!
00:05:51Maybe!
00:05:52Once it's clear no acquisition's forthcoming, your stock is going to take a ding, and you'll
00:05:56have no one to blame but yourself.
00:05:58Okay, that is just one of the branches on the tree of outcome.
00:06:01And there are many branches, a lot of leaves.
00:06:04It's really, it's really leafy, okay?
00:06:06So just, can we focus, maybe not, on the dings?
00:06:09You want to change the focus, Duncan?
00:06:12Change the story?
00:06:13Gladly, gladly.
00:06:14Yeah, how do I do that?
00:06:16No, I don't know.
00:06:17Presumably with another better story.
00:06:20Yes!
00:06:21Yes!
00:06:23Where I'm the hero!
00:06:24Sure, why not?
00:06:26Good luck with that.
00:06:27Thank you!
00:06:28Right.
00:06:55Almost finished.
00:06:56Be done soon.
00:07:01You know what that is?
00:07:03That's tungsten.
00:07:04Aerospace grade.
00:07:05Heaviest element in the universe.
00:07:07This one's four inches cubed, but weighs 43 pounds.
00:07:11Crypto bros are super into them.
00:07:13You know why?
00:07:16It's not, it's not virtual.
00:07:20It's real.
00:07:22It's the realness.
00:07:25Here you go.
00:07:26God damn it!
00:07:31You're done, right?
00:07:33Yeah, you're done.
00:07:54Gary, he landed.
00:07:56Early.
00:07:57Oh, no, damn it, we're late.
00:07:59Huh?
00:08:00Yeah, have a lunch.
00:08:02Yeah, well, bring it.
00:08:04Orson's just wandering around the airport.
00:08:06Where are my damn keys?
00:08:08You've got Wi-Fi and snacks, right?
00:08:10You get to the airport, it's fine.
00:08:11I told him we're already on our way.
00:08:14Well, I don't know.
00:08:15Come on, honey.
00:08:16Pick up your phone.
00:08:18Gary!
00:08:19You're yelling, Joanne.
00:08:21Being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent.
00:08:23Oh, that's him.
00:08:23Honey?
00:08:25Hi.
00:08:25What lore's investment?
00:08:27Uh, sorry, but I can't, uh, talk.
00:08:30Unwavering confidence.
00:08:31A hat I can wear.
00:08:32I-I have that hat.
00:08:34Hey, Joanne, I-I'm looking at a light fixture.
00:08:36Can you-
00:08:36I-sorry, we talked about this, Duncan.
00:08:39You can't just call me out of the blue.
00:08:41But I have a plan.
00:08:42Listen, I point to the fabulous stock price,
00:08:44which remains fabulous for the moment,
00:08:46and I say I will sell another tranche
00:08:48in private secondary offerings.
00:08:50Who's wet for it?
00:08:51Okay?
00:08:52If I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough,
00:08:54I could be like, suck it, Cupertino.
00:08:56Suck it and weep.
00:08:57No ding, all dong.
00:08:59Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price
00:09:00when you know the stock's gonna fall,
00:09:02isn't that fraud?
00:09:03Fraud?
00:09:04Or market manipulation.
00:09:05I mean, won't that arouse suspicion with the SEC?
00:09:07First of all, I don't know the stock's gonna fall.
00:09:10I'm not Nosferatu.
00:09:11Fraud?
00:09:12What?
00:09:14You know what?
00:09:14Instead of accusation,
00:09:16a submission of validation would be nice.
00:09:18Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this.
00:09:20No, you just accused me of fraud.
00:09:21It's my son, and he is alone at the airport.
00:09:24I don't care if he's in a stranger's van
00:09:26licking lollipops.
00:09:27You do not hang up on me now.
00:09:29No, no goodbye.
00:09:30Nope, nope.
00:09:31Gary.
00:09:32Oh my God, it's a sandwich.
00:09:35Would you hurry up?
00:09:40Fuck!
00:09:40God!
00:09:59You are gonna love Los Altos.
00:10:01It's very progressive,
00:10:03but they're not fruity about it.
00:10:05Last year, Los Altos was the top feeder for Stanford,
00:10:09including Pali.
00:10:16Ain't familiar?
00:10:21Did your father send your transcripts from Baltimore?
00:10:24I know he's not feeling well,
00:10:25but new tuition's normally 90 grand,
00:10:27and there's no way your dad would pay for that.
00:10:29But there was a scholarship that no one was using,
00:10:31so you'd be surprised how hard it is
00:10:33to find underprivileged youth around here.
00:10:35And as it turns out,
00:10:36your father's illness qualified as a hardship.
00:10:39So I guess he is paying for it.
00:10:43Not...
00:10:46I didn't mean in a karmic sense.
00:10:48Orson, you know I didn't mean it like that.
00:10:49My gosh, you've gotten tall.
00:10:51Okay, can we go inside?
00:10:53I just need to know if your father sent the transcripts.
00:10:55It was the one thing he was supposed to do.
00:10:58He just got out of the fucking hospital.
00:11:00Whoa, whoa, hey, Orson,
00:11:01we don't talk that way to one another.
00:11:03You just try to use constructive language, please.
00:11:10Okay, so, um, kitchen, living room.
00:11:14You remember where everything is.
00:11:16Well, actually, we have moved things around a little
00:11:18since you were last here.
00:11:20That's my office now,
00:11:21and, uh, Gary's is over there.
00:11:23Clients come around the back.
00:11:25If you see any of them, just ignore them.
00:11:27Some are professionals.
00:11:28Some are even kids from your school.
00:11:30All normal people, just, you know, sad.
00:11:32Um, through here.
00:11:35So, uh, the room you stayed in last time,
00:11:37the ceiling has termite damage,
00:11:40and then the garage apartment flooded
00:11:42don't even get me started.
00:11:43But the, the bedroom down here is all fixed up,
00:11:48so the whole bottom floor is yours.
00:11:51Oh, uh, Virginia,
00:11:53did you see that I, I left sheets on the dryer?
00:11:55I already make his bed.
00:11:57Yes, I, I, I know,
00:11:58but I, I got him sheets special.
00:12:03Oh.
00:12:07Where's the bathroom?
00:12:08It's just around the...
00:12:14So nice to have you ho-home.
00:12:16Okay, Xander.
00:12:17Just try mirroring.
00:12:20So if they smile, if they smile, Xander, can you try holding the smile?
00:12:28It's what people do.
00:12:34You can do it. Here, hold and let it fade. Let it fade.
00:12:39Martin, are we actually drinking tonight?
00:12:44Or just pretending to drink?
00:12:45Oh, shit.
00:12:49Chop, chop.
00:12:50I'm not dressed.
00:12:51Your clothes are out.
00:12:55Hey, Tess.
00:12:59Tess, you all right?
00:13:01I think John has made you mac and cheese or something.
00:13:04I have to go.
00:13:06Martin's finally inching towards a funding round for his little friend Bart.
00:13:10He knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child.
00:13:13But I have an actual company that needs saving and you're on the board.
00:13:17It's your fiduciary duty to come and tell me everything's gonna be okay.
00:13:21Sorry, Kant.
00:13:23But you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me.
00:13:27You're on your own.
00:13:30Simon...
00:13:49Rodrigo, call the ayahuasca guy and tie me.
00:14:04you looks splendid and very handsome i feel like i'm cosplaying a version of me that would never
00:14:10talk to me xander said i look french take style advice from a widget or me your choice
00:14:17don't say widget
00:14:23so the guanjo factory it's endless it's 15 hours ahead too so might have to pop out midway tonight
00:14:34forgive me
00:14:51come and be a winner
00:14:56come and be a winner
00:15:03be a winner
00:15:06there's no winner
00:15:08be a winner
00:15:23i'm a puddle
00:15:25that's it duncan
00:15:27i'm a puddle
00:15:30yeah
00:15:36he's in a very sensitive
00:15:39place right now
00:15:40i'm a puddle
00:15:43what the hell
00:15:45he didn't think you were coming
00:15:47he begged me to come
00:15:49dad
00:15:49dad
00:15:51dad you
00:15:52don't be mad
00:15:53yeah um i'll go
00:15:55he wants to leave
00:15:57speak to dad
00:15:59dad
00:15:59oh my god
00:16:00dad
00:16:01dad
00:16:02what do you wish to say to him
00:16:08i'm rich
00:16:10i'm rich
00:16:12that's great
00:16:12dad
00:16:13dad
00:16:15dad
00:16:16dad
00:16:17help me
00:16:23stay rich
00:16:39i hope no one's looking out the window
00:16:45all right go on get
00:16:48emcee
00:16:49great
00:16:49we're going into the world's most profitable company reeking of that dude's cinnamon fucking patchouli
00:17:09you good
00:17:10yeah yeah i'm fine
00:17:11fine
00:17:15you must be the gentleman from the va yeah that's right just here thank you
00:17:21we used to run the world jeffrey
00:17:24now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it
00:17:28good grief
00:17:29oh shit
00:17:30roughage
00:17:33generalissimo
00:17:34general don vorhees jeffrey hart
00:17:36hi
00:17:37nice man
00:17:38what are you doing here
00:17:40uh it's time to solve the backlog at the va
00:17:42well
00:17:43prepare to die with your boots on
00:17:45boys
00:17:46well
00:17:47about to meet with tim
00:17:48just met with tim
00:17:49dod arranged a conference in partnership with cupertino
00:17:53technology of defense
00:17:55because millionaire jagovs love these things
00:17:57yeah nice
00:17:59nice
00:18:00hey
00:18:00you know
00:18:01tell me to get lost
00:18:02but uh
00:18:03what if i spoke
00:18:04about our initiative at your conference
00:18:07and make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes
00:18:10maybe
00:18:11major marcia
00:18:13maybe
00:18:14we'll let you know
00:18:16okay
00:18:22maybe
00:18:24guy fired me ten years ago
00:18:27prick
00:18:33goddammit
00:18:34hi
00:18:35hi
00:18:36i'm anushka batachera director of ethical innovation
00:18:39tim kwan
00:18:40corp dev
00:18:41jeffrey hart
00:18:41assistant to the deputy undersecretary
00:18:44uh tom ruffage
00:18:45deputy undersecretary veterans affairs
00:18:47all right
00:18:48oh just here
00:18:51yeah
00:18:51oh yeah sure
00:18:52okay
00:18:53okay
00:18:54but uh
00:18:55will the other tim be joining
00:18:58big tim only shows up when the contours are delimited
00:19:03uh
00:19:03uh-huh
00:19:04so uh
00:19:05you guys got a traffic jam needs clearing
00:19:08yeah we do indeed
00:19:09tim
00:19:10big tim
00:19:12he likes things super direct
00:19:14uncluttered
00:19:16right so
00:19:18straightforwardly
00:19:19what's the quant ben for us
00:19:23i'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means
00:19:27quant ben is quantifiable benefits
00:19:32got it
00:19:33yeah
00:19:35well i mean uh
00:19:37i don't know
00:19:38uh
00:19:38you're here
00:19:41you live here
00:19:43and you and me and jeffrey and anushka and
00:19:46big tim
00:19:47we're all here
00:19:48there are men and women
00:19:49who fought
00:19:52for us to be here
00:19:53and live like
00:19:54this
00:19:56you know free to make a business
00:19:58to speak our minds
00:20:00to make ungodly sums of money
00:20:03but
00:20:03for the men and the women
00:20:06who actually
00:20:07put themselves on the front lines
00:20:10to defend the socio-economic
00:20:13system in which you and your company thrive
00:20:16i mean they're not even asking you for a favor
00:20:19in fact
00:20:20they want to pay you
00:20:22a quarter of a billion dollars
00:20:26it's for your help
00:20:30so us helping you do the work is
00:20:34kind of like i don't know
00:20:35um france
00:20:37helping your mother
00:20:39set up her printer
00:20:40you know
00:20:41in france but with like
00:20:43much much much more money than france
00:20:46uh-huh
00:20:47yeah
00:20:47oh you guys get it
00:20:49oh yeah
00:20:49okay
00:20:49yeah
00:20:50we of course
00:20:52recognize the sacrifice of your
00:20:55your people
00:20:58they're struggling
00:20:59and we
00:21:04we feel that
00:21:06oh
00:21:06you feel it
00:21:08uh-huh
00:21:08we feel it guys
00:21:09we feel it
00:21:10thank you
00:21:10thank you
00:21:11uh-huh
00:21:11you must be really feeling it
00:21:12yeah
00:21:14well
00:21:15thank you anushka
00:21:16this has been um
00:21:19what's the opposite of uplifting
00:21:20uh
00:21:22demoralizing
00:21:22yeah
00:21:23demo
00:21:23haha
00:21:24i bet
00:21:24in these parts
00:21:25come on jeffrey
00:21:27we got other meetings
00:21:36our eleven o'clock has to postpone till next week
00:21:41uh it's major marcia
00:21:43boris says you're welcome
00:21:48you're speaking at the conference
00:21:50no
00:21:51dod will cover a junior suite at the elysium if we're all right with sharing
00:21:55you just need to reserve it on your card and they will reimburse you
00:21:58you okay with sharing a suite i'll take the couch
00:22:01no
00:22:01no
00:22:02i've been a full-time pain in the ass
00:22:04you deserve it
00:22:05damn
00:22:06the elysium is the shit
00:22:08i thought that guy'd never forgive me
00:22:10why
00:22:12what'd you do to get fired
00:22:13doesn't matter now
00:22:15booyah
00:22:30honey we can hear you
00:22:32no bassoon during office hours
00:22:36very sorry about that
00:22:38carl
00:22:38it's fine
00:22:39no no
00:22:40no it's not
00:22:41this is
00:22:42this is your time
00:22:43well might as well fill the emptiness
00:22:45with bagpipes
00:22:46or whatever the hell that was
00:22:50lord knows i was just gonna complain anyway
00:22:52and who wants to hear me complain
00:22:53boo hoo
00:22:54poor old rich fart
00:22:56we all deserve to complain
00:22:58not the richies
00:23:01people act like we took something
00:23:04as if we didn't build everything they touch
00:23:07and we didn't build it to be worshipped
00:23:09we built it to work
00:23:10and it does work
00:23:12but where's our parade
00:23:15all i see are pitchforks and ingratitude
00:23:18and i gotta be honest with you
00:23:19it's starting to make me
00:23:21maybe a little mental
00:23:23would you like to starfish
00:23:25carl
00:23:27okay yeah thank you
00:23:33great
00:23:36i'm backsliding joanne
00:23:39this shit hill
00:23:42came up to me at milltown my heart
00:23:44the one place that i could
00:23:45go to in public when
00:23:47no one bothers me
00:23:48and right before i get ready to bite into my t-bone
00:23:52this stivilling shit stick
00:23:54sits
00:23:55sits at my table
00:23:59and he's like
00:24:00oh mr bardoff you're such an inspiration
00:24:03and of course he brings up bardoff's law
00:24:05he was admiring you
00:24:07doesn't it make you feel
00:24:09even a little bit good to see your legacy
00:24:11in action
00:24:12bardoff's law is something i wrote on a napkin
00:24:14on speed when we still have fax machines
00:24:17profits will continue to grow forever right
00:24:19infinite growth
00:24:21yes the logic of the cancer cell
00:24:23if i could have just reached out
00:24:25and throttled
00:24:28and just squeezed
00:24:29and squeezed that little shit licker's trachea
00:24:31until it buckled
00:24:33and his eyes popped
00:24:34that would have been a legacy
00:24:38but i didn't
00:24:39i didn't
00:24:42okay zeus
00:24:44go get it
00:24:47zeus
00:24:48come on buddy
00:24:50gotta get it
00:24:58sorry
00:24:59i'm sorry
00:25:06hey boy
00:25:08trying to teach you some new tricks
00:25:10huh
00:25:10a little late for that
00:25:12don't you think
00:25:13tricks are for kids
00:25:19one day you're
00:25:21you're chasing squirrels
00:25:22and then the next
00:25:24you're shitting yourself
00:25:25on the good persian rug
00:25:27ain't right
00:25:34sorry
00:25:35i'm sorry
00:25:35i'm sorry
00:25:35i'm sorry
00:26:22Stop, stop.
00:26:28Thank you, for this joy.
00:26:35Damn!
00:26:37Hey!
00:26:38Hey!
00:26:39You had a game.
00:26:40How was the game?
00:26:41Or was it a match?
00:26:42We lost.
00:26:44That's how we learn.
00:26:45Yeah.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46Okay, Dad.
00:26:49Love you.
00:26:52Ah, look who's alive.
00:26:54Yes, I am alive.
00:26:56Anton came over for a session last night.
00:26:59Right.
00:27:00And it was expansive.
00:27:04You really ought to try it.
00:27:06The puke juice?
00:27:07No.
00:27:08I had a snag at work.
00:27:12A little bit more than a snag.
00:27:14But, Lily, my dad came to me in a vision
00:27:17and showed me a path forward.
00:27:20Right.
00:27:22Guess arrived at one, Duncan.
00:27:24Guess?
00:27:24The reception?
00:27:26Yes.
00:27:27For Beatrice, the new headmaster at your daughter's school.
00:27:30Nice.
00:27:31I think maybe a shower is in order.
00:27:32Okay.
00:27:34Oh, um, and with regards to our arrangement,
00:27:40and in keeping with what we discussed,
00:27:43I did meet someone in Napa at the Muppes,
00:27:47a Danish CFO.
00:27:50Of course we use protection.
00:27:53Oh.
00:27:54Fun guy.
00:27:56You'd like him.
00:27:57Oh.
00:27:59Oh.
00:27:59I know Anushka was here last night.
00:28:03So, that's back on.
00:28:05You were supposed to tell me.
00:28:06No, no, no.
00:28:08She...
00:28:10That's all in the past.
00:28:11She was here as a friend.
00:28:12Right.
00:28:15Danish CEO...
00:28:16CFO.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Brush your teeth.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:19Your breath stinks.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:27Oh, Rodrigo.
00:28:28You're fired.
00:28:30Good one.
00:28:30No, you're fired.
00:28:31You told Lily Anushka was here last night.
00:28:33What?
00:28:33No, I didn't.
00:28:34Yes, you did.
00:28:36Lucky?
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37So, that dragon tattoo chick,
00:28:39I need that algo she did on that guy
00:28:40that was doing that thing that one time.
00:28:42Is that illegal?
00:28:43No.
00:28:44No.
00:28:44It's not illegal.
00:28:46Just frowned upon.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:47Hold on.
00:28:48Yep.
00:28:49Lucky, are you still there?
00:28:50Yeah, I'm here.
00:28:50Okay, listen to me.
00:28:51It was Napa Valley, 29th, and the mud bath.
00:28:55Got it.
00:28:55Danish CFO.
00:28:57Like, you know, birdie birdie birdie birdie.
00:28:59Get me that, uh, code monkey with the pink hair.
00:29:02The none of the above with the door knocker in her nose.
00:29:04Sorry, their nose.
00:29:05Just get her.
00:29:05On it, Duncan.
00:29:11Hey, uh, Kip, get up.
00:29:13What is this?
00:29:14Get up from behind my desk.
00:29:15Did anyone see you sitting there?
00:29:17I don't think so.
00:29:18How's progress?
00:29:19Uh, the, uh, gentleman from the Napa mud baths is now in Copenhagen.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Get him.
00:29:25What's the problem?
00:29:26In Europe, this is against...
00:29:27This is America.
00:29:28We have our own rules here.
00:29:29I mean, we play football with a football.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:32Um, this algo is an AI-powered threat shield intended to protect people and their privacy.
00:29:37I know.
00:29:37I've seen it.
00:29:38And I find its scope annoyingly narrow.
00:29:41It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials.
00:29:44Your current algo is just a data aggregator that can account for orphaned infosets.
00:29:49Which is fine for your corporate clients, but not performant under data-rich scenarios.
00:29:56So, this is, I mean, it can capture someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat.
00:30:03Now you're making my heartbeat.
00:30:05Its scope is basically God's eye.
00:30:08Good.
00:30:08Super scobey, then.
00:30:10But in the wrong hands, it could...
00:30:11It could...
00:30:12You...
00:30:12Whose hands are you talking about my hands?
00:30:15Hmm?
00:30:17Listen, you make a wrench, right?
00:30:19And I buy that wrench.
00:30:21Right?
00:30:23If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, it's not up to the wrench, girl.
00:30:27But my algo isn't intended...
00:30:28No, my algo.
00:30:29Mine.
00:30:30You work here.
00:30:31You developed it.
00:30:32Here.
00:30:33It is mine.
00:30:34Or do you want me to slap you with the lawsuit?
00:30:37If you did that, I would quit, obviously.
00:30:39And then one of your other employees would need to be capable of supervising, which they're...
00:30:45not.
00:30:49Lucky, can you give us the room?
00:30:54I told you to fix the door.
00:30:56Sorry.
00:30:58Um...
00:30:59Mr. Park, there are rules.
00:31:00Rules are designed to keep morons in line.
00:31:02Are you a moron?
00:31:03No, you aren't.
00:31:04And think about it, okay?
00:31:06What if this algo ends up protecting evildoers when it should be exposing them?
00:31:12Hmm?
00:31:13Who's gonna...
00:31:14Who's gonna make that call?
00:31:15You?
00:31:15Every time?
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:18How about we develop this?
00:31:20Hmm?
00:31:20Right?
00:31:21I'll give you the resources you need.
00:31:24Don't you want to see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky?
00:31:27Isn't that why you came to the valley?
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:32Okay, so how godlike is this?
00:31:34Omniscience.
00:31:35Omniscience.
00:31:36Omniscience.
00:31:37What's that?
00:31:38We're about to find out.
00:31:48Here.
00:31:49Spoof it from this number.
00:31:56Lily?
00:31:58I was just thinking about your young self.
00:32:01Hello?
00:32:02Hi?
00:32:04Say hi.
00:32:04Say hi there.
00:32:05Hang on.
00:32:08That was...
00:32:09Press releases, personal calendars, text chains, posts, search engine requests...
00:32:13That's a big boat.
00:32:14Oh.
00:32:15It's really me.
00:32:17He...
00:32:17He's handsome.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19No...
00:32:20How much does he make?
00:32:24Fuck.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:27He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid.
00:32:30I did too.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:32He likes sweet beer, herring, anal.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:36Do you want more of the sex stuff?
00:32:38Cause I can tweak it too.
00:32:39No, no, no.
00:32:41It's...
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:50This is, um...
00:32:54This is a thing.
00:33:00Good work.
00:33:05Hey.
00:33:07I don't know your name.
00:33:08What is it?
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:09Harper, hi.
00:33:11Um...
00:33:11I can count on your complete discretion with this.
00:33:15Right?
00:33:16What do you want?
00:33:17Um...
00:33:17I want to get you something.
00:33:19I...
00:33:20What do you need?
00:33:21What do you need? Anything.
00:33:21An office of my own.
00:33:43Jameson.
00:33:44Hey, kiddo.
00:33:45What are you up to these days?
00:33:48Soccer tournament.
00:33:49Stalker tournament.
00:33:50That sounds...
00:33:51Soccer.
00:33:52Soccer.
00:33:53I prefer skiing and squash, but they have wealth connotations.
00:33:57Soccer's more relatable.
00:33:58Hey, Tessie's here somewhere.
00:34:00You two should get together.
00:34:02When's the last time you guys had a sleepover?
00:34:05Not since, like, seventh grade.
00:34:08Okay, can you just hold...
00:34:11that...
00:34:11face.
00:34:12I'm building an intelligent entity, more of an autonomous companion for alienated teens,
00:34:17based on personal data ecosystems, but it has been a real slog to replicate a genuine look of bothersomeness.
00:34:24Thanks, Jamie.
00:34:25For you, Jamie.
00:34:28Okay, just a sec.
00:34:29Sweetie.
00:34:30Sweetie.
00:34:32Next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:38I don't know how many of those she's eating.
00:34:40You try.
00:34:42You try.
00:34:42I mean, it's hard being a mom, right?
00:34:43It's really hard being a mom.
00:35:06Honey, swim first, then eat, just so you don't have any digestion issues in the Park Hofstetter's pool.
00:35:13Can we talk, please?
00:35:15Our next session, in the office.
00:35:17But...
00:35:19I'd rather do it now.
00:35:20Duncan, circumstances don't always align with our wishes.
00:35:42Your parents gave you a smartphone?
00:35:45Uh, yeah.
00:35:46Yours don't.
00:35:47Smarts are worse than hard drugs.
00:35:49Twice as addictive.
00:35:51Doesn't every parent here, like, work on tech stuff?
00:35:56Arms dealers don't give their kids landmines.
00:36:21Okay, so...
00:36:24Oh...
00:36:30Oh...
00:36:30Good.
00:36:33Oh...
00:36:34Is your mom still taking your Body Mass Index every night?
00:36:37What was her thing?
00:36:38Like, anything over-patigued, then you're eight percent less likely to get into a top ten?
00:36:43Amazing.
00:36:45Here, you're a klepto now.
00:36:48It was batter pie Romania.
00:36:51And you have to repeat the 11th grade?
00:36:54Plus community service.
00:36:56And I have to see Dr. Gary.
00:36:57Court ordered.
00:36:59Triple crown.
00:37:00Aw, poor Tessie.
00:37:03Stealing the flag off the flagpole.
00:37:05Turning the exit signs into no exit signs.
00:37:08So deep.
00:37:10Or just another cry for help.
00:37:13You found me out, Jamie?
00:37:15Just remember, if it comes down to it,
00:37:18it's across the street for attention.
00:37:20Up the road if you want results.
00:37:39Hello.
00:37:40Oh.
00:37:41You're not ashamed to be seen with me?
00:37:44What are you talking about?
00:37:47Your buddy from Cupertino?
00:37:49Tim?
00:37:50Little Tim.
00:37:52The guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me telepathically.
00:37:56It's working, too.
00:37:57He's just gloating.
00:37:59What?
00:38:00Why?
00:38:01He convinced Brick Tim to shut down the acquisition talks.
00:38:05Mind you.
00:38:06After you leaked the rumor.
00:38:09What did he say?
00:38:10It wasn't there.
00:38:12But I heard he called you a dumb man's genius.
00:38:16At least I'm someone's genius.
00:38:18Not everybody's asshole.
00:38:20He comes to my house.
00:38:21He comes to my house.
00:38:22Clothing?
00:38:23That is...
00:38:25How much of my stock do you own?
00:38:26Huh?
00:38:27Little Tim Blabs?
00:38:28About the acquisition snafu?
00:38:29To any of these people here?
00:38:30Anyone?
00:38:31He won't.
00:38:32Okay.
00:38:32He won't.
00:38:32Well, he better not.
00:38:34I'm just saying, you stand to lose, too.
00:38:36I know.
00:38:36That's why I had to firewall myself off from all of it.
00:38:39Oh, and yet you still heard him call me a dumbass.
00:38:41That just happened to get through your firewall.
00:38:44The zinger.
00:38:45I mean, he is...
00:38:46He is cutting me off at the balls here.
00:38:49I need you to shut that shit down.
00:38:51Is it the stock you're worried about or your dick?
00:38:54It's one and the same.
00:39:19So, this whole experience is, you know, quite out of the box for me.
00:39:24It's a great community.
00:39:25It seems everyone is so lovely here.
00:39:27Happy to get to work and bring my daughter and give her the best opportunity.
00:39:31Oh, uh, by the way, Lily knows you came to my session last night?
00:39:36Yeah, I know.
00:39:36I texted her.
00:39:39Why would you do that?
00:39:41Misunderstandings.
00:39:42They're unpredictable, costly, and easily avoidable with a bit of truth.
00:39:45Well, it got lost in translation.
00:39:46She went and banged a guy in Napa.
00:39:51That is not fucking interesting.
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:52No, I know.
00:39:53I know.
00:39:54No, I know.
00:39:54I'm sorry.
00:39:55I just wanted to give Lily a nod of respect and agency.
00:39:58Well, mission's super-duper accomplished.
00:40:00Don't.
00:40:01It's...
00:40:01No.
00:40:02Okay.
00:40:03No.
00:40:04You sound like a truffle pig.
00:40:06Don't do that.
00:40:19I want to officially introduce the reason we're all here.
00:40:22An educator who took a top 50 in Pasadena to the top five.
00:40:28Before that, master's from Columbia.
00:40:31Yes.
00:40:31Harvard before that.
00:40:33And a terrifically underprivileged upbringing in Chicago.
00:40:36I knew the minute I heard her speak at the Aspen Education Summit that she was the one
00:40:42to lead us into the future.
00:40:45Raising money off frothy numbers to sugarcoat the rotten apple is what built this town.
00:40:49I give you...
00:40:50It's not fraud.
00:40:50Not now, Duncan.
00:40:52If not now, I will do harm to myself and or others.
00:40:56Jesus, find me.
00:41:00Uh, goodness.
00:41:03I, um, should have prepared something.
00:41:07I know you're all ready for a new chapter at La Celtas.
00:41:14Oh.
00:41:15Orson.
00:41:16Hey.
00:41:17I, uh, I...
00:41:19What?
00:41:20Hey.
00:41:20Hey.
00:41:21Sorry.
00:41:23Ooh.
00:41:26That kid laid a thinker.
00:41:29Let's make this a great year.
00:41:43Hi, um, this is, this is weird, but I was in there and I, I saw you take that thing.
00:41:50I don't know what you're talking about, bro.
00:41:52Uh, well, that guy in there, he just, he saw me come out of the library and he might
00:41:56think that I took it.
00:41:58Like, if so facto or whatever.
00:42:02Um.
00:42:19Okay, so listen, I'm in crisis right now.
00:42:22This is, you're looking at it.
00:42:25And my therapist, who's supposed to know me better than anyone, thinks I'm a fraud.
00:42:30Okay, Duncan, I, I, I didn't call you a fraud, okay?
00:42:34Okay, I said, what I said was that you, you might be committing fraud.
00:42:38What is the difference?
00:42:39You're not a murderer.
00:42:40You're just someone who committed murder.
00:42:42And here, when you use the word fraud in the Valley, that's kind of like saying, good hustle.
00:42:48Okay, I, I, I spoke to a lawyer friend.
00:42:53What, what, what?
00:42:53I didn't mention your name or anything.
00:42:56Why would you, why would you talk to a lawyer?
00:42:59Oh, you haven't done anything about this, yet acted on any of it.
00:43:04I've done the analytics, you know, I, I, I, I bag a high profile investor, and then everybody
00:43:09forgets about Cupertino, and we grow, we grow.
00:43:13I'm sexy again.
00:43:14Come and get it.
00:43:15But you'd have to lie to, to do it.
00:43:18It's, it's, it's market manipulation, and it is a felony.
00:43:21A felony, a felony, no, look, okay, here, you, you came here today, right?
00:43:28And I'm just going to assume to benefit your business, right?
00:43:31So you snarf up a bunch of potential hotshot clients, and they're fucked up kids, and that's...
00:43:36No, I, my child is attending Los Altos.
00:43:42You don't have a child.
00:43:45You just met him.
00:43:48The pooter?
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:43:51I think that we should be getting back to your guest.
00:43:53I just had an, uh-huh.
00:43:54I did.
00:43:54It's a really good one.
00:43:56Okay.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58Out of all your illustrious clients, right, maybe there is one or two in my arena, or adjacent,
00:44:06and that maybe their business needs aligned with mine.
00:44:10And, and maybe their personalities match as well, and you could set us up for, I don't
00:44:15know, a lunch, or...
00:44:16Okay, I am, uh, not a dating service for businessmen, Duncan.
00:44:20I am a therapist, and you need to respect that.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:24Life coaches do it all the time.
00:44:26I am not a, I am not a life coach.
00:44:28No, no, I, listen, I want to continue doing the work.
00:44:31I do, with you.
00:44:32With you.
00:44:33Then I think that you need to face the discomfort of your truths.
00:44:40You pumped your stock.
00:44:43Right?
00:44:45Yeah, and now you want to do more of it?
00:44:47I mean, if the SEC find out, you could go to jail.
00:44:51Jail?
00:44:52Don't.
00:44:53Shh.
00:44:54Yeah, well, you wouldn't be the first CEO to end up there.
00:44:57You make me feel worse.
00:44:59You do.
00:45:00That is not your job.
00:45:01I'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job.
00:45:04Okay, this is right here.
00:45:06This is why we have sessions in an office.
00:45:09Boundaries.
00:45:10Okay, look, I, I, I, I apologize, Duncan, and I am ending this conversation right now.
00:45:16No, hey, wait, listen, Lily's having an affair.
00:45:23I'm just a bit agitated more than usual, and you keep bringing up the SEC and the lawyer and...
00:45:30Well, I am, I...
00:45:31Listen, I, I depend on you, and I respect you.
00:45:35There is...
00:45:39There's no one else.
00:45:50Oh, man, that's a good shower.
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:56Finally, an ounce of respect for the VA, huh?
00:46:00All right.
00:46:02Oh, and some legit above-board decadence.
00:46:06Yeah, I just wish the meetings went better.
00:46:08Oh, no pouting, Jeffrey.
00:46:10Come on, no feelings in a firefight.
00:46:13Smell this.
00:46:16Bergamot.
00:46:17Smells good.
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:18Earl Grey, right?
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:21Come on, look around.
00:46:22We're doing okay.
00:46:23I'm gonna do my pitch tonight.
00:46:26All the wigs will be there, the big ones, the little ones.
00:46:29Hell, yeah.
00:46:29I will make my case.
00:46:31I'll be passionate.
00:46:33I'm great when I'm passionate.
00:46:37I'm passionate.
00:46:38Do you want to help me get passionate?
00:46:44Uh, Tom.
00:46:48Yeah, what about the behavioral health forum in Fairlawn, huh?
00:46:52Backseat of that car?
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54I got you drunk.
00:46:56Crossed the line.
00:46:57Sorry.
00:46:59But, you know, if I'm being honest, not sorry.
00:47:05I wasn't that drunk.
00:47:07Oh.
00:47:12But, uh...
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:17Yeah, I was younger once, you know.
00:47:19Oh, no.
00:47:19Handsomer.
00:47:20No, no, no.
00:47:21All the officers' wives wanted me.
00:47:24Yeah, you wanted the officers.
00:47:26Yeah.
00:47:29You're still handsome.
00:47:30Mm.
00:47:31And my boss.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Right.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:39You're gonna be great.
00:47:41Yeah?
00:47:42You can get some.
00:47:44Wow.
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:46Y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things.
00:47:49We did.
00:47:51We need to be agile.
00:47:54And America is the greatest startup of them all.
00:47:57The future is coming.
00:47:59We like that startup energy.
00:48:02We're gonna require our contractors to look over existing genes.
00:48:07And let us know what we're good about.
00:48:10Come first place.
00:48:12Let's go to the movies.
00:48:13Hm?
00:48:18Born from carbon-woven composite skin.
00:48:21Wonderful speech, General.
00:48:23I'm afraid we're gonna have to bump Mr. Roughage.
00:48:25We'd pay overtime if we go even a minute over.
00:48:27But wait.
00:48:28Since he wasn't part of the original program,
00:48:32is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room?
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:35That's $2,100 a night.
00:48:37I mean, you could lie.
00:48:40Say you spoke.
00:48:41Just don't get caught.
00:48:43Don, let me say my piece.
00:48:44Five minutes, five minutes.
00:48:45That's it.
00:48:46It's not about being reimbursed.
00:48:48It's for the vets.
00:48:49I find it best to leave these decisions to Major Martian.
00:48:55You son of a bitch.
00:48:58You set me up to fuck me down.
00:49:01How long are you gonna hold a grudge?
00:49:03You know what?
00:49:05To hell with this.
00:49:06I'm speaking.
00:49:08You can just try and stop me.
00:49:10Oh!
00:49:18Okay.
00:49:19Okay.
00:49:41Hey, Dad, how's it going?
00:49:44Not bad.
00:49:45Not for an old geezer.
00:49:46How's it going there?
00:49:48When does school start?
00:49:50Day after Labor Day, I think.
00:49:53This place just feels like a weird simmaculum of life.
00:49:58Simulacrum.
00:50:00Simulacrum.
00:50:01There's these clients who pay to come see Mom and Gary on the hour.
00:50:05It's so weird.
00:50:06And there's one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars, but he's the saddest man you've ever seen.
00:50:11The world there is not the world.
00:50:16Your mother loved it.
00:50:17I did not.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:20I really want to come home.
00:50:22Soon.
00:50:23December 19th.
00:50:25The day the semester ends.
00:50:27And I checked on the 21st, BSO is playing Berlioz' Symphony Fantastique.
00:50:32It's Berlioz.
00:50:34Worst case scenario, you do both semesters out there.
00:50:54Shit.
00:50:57Shit.
00:51:00Shit.
00:51:04I don't know.
00:51:33I don't know.
00:52:00It's guys like me and you making a median wage.
00:52:05Guys who actually make this country run.
00:52:08Mm-hmm.
00:52:09Who need to know what they're doing or else people, real people, will suffer.
00:52:15I mean, what do we get for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off?
00:52:20Why did, uh, Voorhees fire you?
00:52:24I don't know.
00:52:24Who remembers?
00:52:27I might have bought him for his son.
00:52:32Don Jr.
00:52:34Oof.
00:52:35That's what he wanted to be called.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:38Wow.
00:52:39I know.
00:52:40They're military.
00:52:41Like, and should I be all gung-ho, like war's my jam, or is it like, oh, we don't talk
00:52:46about
00:52:47blood and guts and stuff like that?
00:52:49Just be yourself.
00:52:51Who else would it be, huh?
00:52:53Duncan, this is the story you need.
00:52:55Yes.
00:52:55Right, righto.
00:52:56Once more on to the beach.
00:52:57Bye.
00:52:59Hey.
00:53:00Go back to D.C.
00:53:02I need you there.
00:53:04Keep an eye on the jackals.
00:53:05They see safety net and all they think is, where'd I put my scissors?
00:53:09You're staying.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:11You hate it here.
00:53:13I hate it everywhere.
00:53:14I complain so much, I've lost track of where things fall on my color wheel of shit.
00:53:20It's all one big brown smear.
00:53:23You'll be pointing D.C., okay?
00:53:26We'll talk every day.
00:53:28Mr. Ruvage.
00:53:29Duncan Park, CEO, Hypernosis.
00:53:32Data analytics.
00:53:33I hear you need a data man to help our fighting men in uniform.
00:53:37And women.
00:53:39Can I get you a round of drinks?
00:53:41Uh, yeah.
00:53:43Yeah, two of those.
00:53:44Gentlemen, what can I, what can I do for, I am sorry, I don't, is it the army?
00:53:51Is it the navy, marines?
00:53:54Air force and coast guard, too.
00:53:57Cowabunga.
00:53:58Right?
00:53:58I mean, what, what can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:54:03Uh, well, it's really the last war we're still fighting.
00:54:08Okay, of course.
00:54:10Of course.
00:54:11Tracking down the terrorists.
00:54:13So you give us your satellite feed, your secret files, and we, we meld that with our data.
00:54:18We cross it.
00:54:19We blend it.
00:54:20We dig into it.
00:54:21We find the patterns.
00:54:23We find your bad guys.
00:54:24And you just, you just pull the trigger.
00:54:26Done.
00:54:26Win-win.
00:54:27And I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up, but that, no, they're kind of into it, too.
00:54:31It's their martyrdom.
00:54:32So that's, it's actually a win, win, win.
00:54:36That's sort of the slogan for Hypernosis.
00:54:39Ah.
00:54:39Um, it's just, what?
00:54:43We represent America's veterans.
00:54:45We're the VA.
00:54:58How'd it go?
00:55:00What's the matter?
00:55:02Duncan, slow down.
00:55:06I told you they were from the VA.
00:55:08You, you said military.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10I need a sexy new client, not old urine-soaked vets with their weird hats and broken brains.
00:55:17I thought you got that.
00:55:18Sorry I hooked you up with a bloody government contract.
00:55:20There are more than one kind, okay?
00:55:22More than one kind.
00:55:23There are self-bombers and secret agents, and then there's distributing colostomy bags
00:55:27in tent cities.
00:55:28These men and women, they fought so that, so that we, we here could be free here.
00:55:36I admire them.
00:55:38And I, I've seen the alternatives.
00:55:40But I chose to make a life here, and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful.
00:55:44Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero, okay?
00:55:47My company is not your ethical laundromat, okay?
00:55:51I, I, I have a reputation, okay?
00:55:57I know it's not great what people say about me, but, but this is not, this is not the story
00:56:04I needed, okay?
00:56:06This is just, this is goodwill fuckery, and your buddy, Little Tim, Little Tim, that's
00:56:12exactly what he's going to say when he leaks the acquisition fail.
00:56:16No.
00:56:16Yes, yes it is.
00:56:17I, I, I see how that guy looks at me.
00:56:21Like, I'm lying in a ditch with my asshole sticking up inside out, so he can drive up
00:56:27with his buddies and go like, hey guys, isn't that Duncan Park in that ditch with his asshole
00:56:33sticking up inside out?
00:56:34Yeah, I know how people are.
00:56:36Because I'm one of them.
00:56:39I'm a person, and I'm like that.
00:56:41So you're walking away?
00:56:43You're goddamn right, and you're going to tell the VA guys.
00:56:45That is your punishment, okay?
00:56:47Just put them out of their misery.
00:56:49They've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway.
00:56:52They can take it.
00:56:53Thanks.
00:56:55Thanks.
00:57:20You gotta be kidding me.
00:57:29Before we start, I think it's important to ensure your commitment to the doctor-patient
00:57:37confidentiality thing.
00:57:38You know everything about me, as it should be.
00:57:41And as you know, I have trust issues.
00:57:45Duncan, where are we going with this?
00:57:49Easier to hear me out.
00:57:53Um, on May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, but you were actually getting varicose
00:57:59veins removed.
00:58:01Hypognosis, my company, we harvest your data every time you click agree, and then we put
00:58:06that all into an algorithm that would make the Patriot Act blush.
00:58:11Anything, everywhere, anybody.
00:58:14I know.
00:58:15All that godlike knowledge, and still, Cupertino didn't want us.
00:58:19The thing is, we're not all that unique.
00:58:23The amount of companies with as much or more capability than the NSA would give you nightmares.
00:58:29Here, Russia, China, India, they all have what I have on you, if they only cared to look.
00:58:36Duncan, um, I fear that you, you may be having a psychotic episode.
00:58:43Half of it's public filings and court cases, like how you and your ex-husband both try to
00:58:47dodge custody of the kid.
00:58:49Pretty sure a little Orwell would love to hear that.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:59You need to leave.
00:59:01Right now.
00:59:02You need to face the discomforts of your truths, Jojo.
00:59:09When I told you my company was in trouble, within 53 seconds of me leaving this office,
00:59:14you sold your shares.
00:59:15And I was like, what?
00:59:17That hurt.
00:59:18No faith in Dunkey?
00:59:20And then I asked myself, I was like, why did she have shares in my company?
00:59:25Sounds like a conflict of interest.
00:59:27No?
00:59:27Oh my goodness, could it be?
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:30Yes, it is.
00:59:32You've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end, blubbering billionaire clients.
00:59:37You, the trusted repository of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
00:59:42VC agonizing about an upcoming earnings call, CEO hopes his wife finally respects him after an upcoming secret merger, bye.
00:59:52What's the harm?
00:59:54What's the harm?
00:59:54Except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it.
00:59:56Duncan, this is madness.
00:59:59You are confabulating and it's a, a, a concern.
01:00:02That superior tone is something I really would like you to work on.
01:00:07Sit.
01:00:08Sit, please.
01:00:11We're both flawed human beings, you and I.
01:00:16With your degree, you could have chosen to help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons,
01:00:20but no, no, no, you planted yourself in the single richest enclave in America.
01:00:26To help cure the scourge for performance anxiety, sudden wealth syndrome?
01:00:31No.
01:00:33You profited.
01:00:35It really is okay, and you'll still profit.
01:00:38Me too.
01:00:41Because you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me.
01:00:46Not today, though.
01:00:47No.
01:00:48Today, I feel comfortable.
01:00:51Earthed.
01:00:52There's level ground between us.
01:00:56Feels better, right?
01:00:58So can we please, just, please, talk about my dad?
01:01:20Hello?
01:01:23Hello?
01:01:38You are inviting a pushback that is going to feel like the wrath of God.
01:01:44Dad, you're like having a breakdown.
01:01:49Hypergnomes, assemble!
01:01:51We're gonna make money!
01:01:53Ten million data points on every person from birth.
01:01:56You're not predicting behavior, you're steering it.
01:02:00Your algorithm says all that?
01:02:02Yes!
01:02:04That's the kind of tech that could help people.
01:02:07My patients have dangerous, violent tendencies.
01:02:11I just want to crush them.
01:02:14So what is your deal, bro?
01:02:17I know tech changed the world, but so did the bubonic plague.
01:02:21I don't get it, you're bot.
01:02:23Is it a moron?
01:02:24I mean, is it based on a moron?
01:02:25Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
01:02:27-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo?
01:02:28You do not want this guy ruining your company.
01:02:30Hey!
01:02:31Whoa!
01:02:33Prepare to have your mind blown.
01:02:40Welcome to the table read of The Audacity.
01:02:43First block.
01:02:46It's about to get real.
01:02:49The Audacity.
01:02:50Episode 101.
01:02:51One, we follow a Silicon Valley CEO, Duncan Park, 40s, biohacked and bespectacled.
01:02:58In episode one, the first thing that I wrote down was Duncan's opening line.
01:03:03More than physical pain, I fear humiliation.
01:03:07And it felt like it was being said to somebody in confidence.
01:03:11Angle on Dr. Joanne Felder, psychologist, 40s.
01:03:14She kind of runs the Valley's mindset or the psychology.
01:03:18The lost man children.
01:03:19It became a question of how can we make this relationship more than just therapist-patient?
01:03:25They started the season a little bit in performance of themselves, especially Joanne.
01:03:29She's like playing the good therapist.
01:03:32When word gets out, how will that make you feel?
01:03:36And when do you expect that to be?
01:03:39Let's see what happens when you are a powerful person discussing corporate secrets, successes and failures in a therapeutic setting.
01:03:48And what does the therapist do with the information, which is essentially insider information?
01:03:53Really, this is strictly between us.
01:03:58Schmuck.
01:03:59It was fun also doing some therapy scenes with Zach.
01:04:02Would you like to starfish, Caro?
01:04:04Okay.
01:04:05Yeah, thank you.
01:04:06Bardolph is, he's an angry man and very resentful and feels like he's never gotten his flowers that he deserves
01:04:14as being one of the pioneers of Silicon Valley.
01:04:18His main problem is greed, like most of the characters.
01:04:22Doesn't it make you feel good to see your legacy in action?
01:04:27Legacy, jeez.
01:04:28Bardolph's law is something I wrote on in.
01:04:30On speed, when we still have fax machines.
01:04:34The doctor-patient confidentiality thing, just how airtight is that?
01:04:37I can't speak with anyone about what you say, not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others.
01:04:43I grew up in a house with a psychiatrist and a therapist, with their offices in the house.
01:04:50And I could hear the patients.
01:04:52I was a teenager and I chose not to listen to them because they were mostly really boring, but I
01:04:57could listen to them.
01:04:58It's that sort of funny faith that this room is a safe space.
01:05:03Why?
01:05:04What's so safe about it?
01:05:05When I told you my company was in trouble within 53 seconds of me leaving this office, you soldier shares.
01:05:11These two seemingly are so different, but then...
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