00:06THE END
00:32Oh, to sail the bounding bane
00:33To ride the ocean crest
00:35To scuttle a scupper and muzzle your supper
00:37When the sun is in the west
00:39Oh, to be a jolly tar
00:41To brave the briny tip
00:43With swabbing and scrubbing and feigning and rubbing
00:45And a trip on a pip of a ship
00:47And a trip on a pip of a ship
00:48And a trip on a pip of a ship
00:51Of a sheep
01:00I don't know what everybody's so happy about
01:04A year and a half of this guff
01:07And a year and a half more to go
01:12Boy, what wouldn't I give to be a civilian
01:15I'd make some real dough
01:25Ninety lousy bucks
01:28And what can you do with ninety lousy bucks?
01:33Hey, who said that?
01:35Me
01:36Who are you?
01:38A friend, Mac
01:39A friend
01:40As we were saying
01:42You ain't exactly happy in the Navy
01:45Right?
01:46Right
01:48So
01:49What's the best thing to do
01:51With ninety lousy bucks?
01:52Get drunk
01:53Right
01:54See you on the beach
02:20Boy
02:21A double zombie with a scotch chaser
02:32How do you like the Navy, bud?
02:35It stinks
02:37Listen
02:39You see those ships out there?
02:41You think they got engines
02:44When they get out to sea
02:47Heave ho!
02:48Heave ho!
02:49Heave ho!
02:50Heave ho!
02:51Heave ho!
02:52Heave ho!
02:53Heave ho!
02:53Heave ho!
02:55Heave ho!
02:55Heave ho!
02:56Heave ho!
02:57Oh, yeah
02:58Civilian life is better any day
03:00You said it
03:02Be your own boss
03:03Nobody shoves you around
03:05Your own house
03:06Plenty of privacy
03:09Oh, yeah
03:10Oh, yeah
03:13Oh, yeah
03:15You ought to see the little place I got picked out
03:18Out in the country
03:19With flowers
03:20With birds
03:22And bees
03:22Oh, yeah
03:24Oh, yeah
03:25There's a little place I got picked out
03:27Out in the country
03:28Flowers
03:29And birds
03:31And bees
03:33And birds
03:34And bees
03:35And birds
03:36And bees
03:36And bees
03:56Yeah, yeah
03:57Yeah, yeah
03:57Speak up
03:58Oh, this is Joan speaking
04:00Who?
04:02Your boss, McGinty
04:04Oh, yeah, yeah
04:05Oh, yeah, yeah
04:06Sorry to bother you, McGinty
04:08But, uh
04:10Are you planning to come to work today?
04:13Nah, it's too hot
04:16Just take the rest of the day off
04:18I'll send your week's salary over right away
04:22Goodbye
04:31Bye
04:31Here, take care of the rest
05:17Start the entertainment
05:19forms peer
05:37Uh, ha, ha, ha
05:39Ha-ha-ha.
05:40Ha-ha-ha-ha.
05:41Ha-ha-ha-ha.
05:42Oh!
05:43Dig it off!
05:44Dig it off!
05:45La-la-la!
05:46La-la-la-la!
05:47Dig it off!
05:49Dig it off!
05:50Dig it off!
05:51Dig it off!
05:51Dig it off!
05:53Oh!
05:55Oh!
05:58Boy!
05:59What a dream!
06:02You liked it, huh?
06:04Terrific!
06:05I gotta be a civilian!
06:07It's a cinch!
06:10Sign here!
06:11What's this?
06:12Your discharge!
06:14I fixed it for you!
06:16Hey!
06:17What's your angle, Mac?
06:19You'll find out!
06:21Dames!
06:22Money!
06:23Food!
06:25Freedom!
06:26Close your eyes!
06:29Hey!
06:30What's happened?
06:31Where are the women?
06:33Uh-uh!
06:34That was a dream!
06:35Now you're gonna see what civilian life is really like!
06:40There!
06:54Who's got her?
06:57That's not good enough!
06:58You're gonna see what civilian life is really like!
07:00Wow!
07:01What?
07:01What is this?
07:02Oh, I'm not sure!
07:02Who's got you?
07:04Oh!
07:09It's too old!
08:34Yes, but I know it ain't convertible with double indemnity.
08:37But I don't...
08:38Security for your old age.
08:40But every man owes it to his...
08:42Yes, I understand.
08:43Yes, yes.
08:43And there's endowments too.
08:45Automatic conversion premiums.
08:47Don't hesitate.
08:48Do it now.
08:49But I...
08:50Any questions?
08:51Yes, good.
08:52Good, good.
08:53Sign here.
08:55That will be $134.23, please.
08:58That's your first monthly payment.
09:00Hey, I can retire for free in the Navy.
09:03Ah, yes.
09:04But you're not in the Navy.
09:06Good day.
09:07Good day.
09:08Good day.
09:11Good day.
09:14Good day.
09:23Good day.
09:42Hiya, sucker.
09:43How do you like civilian life?
09:53Wait a minute, Mac.
09:54Let's talk this thing over.
09:57If things are so tough on the outside, why don't you go back?
10:01It's a cinch.
10:02You can re-enlist.
10:03It's your all right.
10:04Within 90 days.
10:07That's right.
10:20Hiya, Mac.
10:21You again.
10:22What are you doing around here?
10:24You scram out of here before I...
10:27Just a minute.
10:28Just a minute.
10:29It might interest you to know, mate,
10:32that I am employed by the United States Navy.
10:35that I am.
10:35That I am 1 o'clock in the night.
10:35She willeeee...
10:35Be with me.
10:40That's right.
10:40The Keepers of Up.
10:40THE END
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