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Those Dear Departed 1987 Remastered
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00:00:16Thank you for listening.
00:01:40He was in a smash hit show at the time.
00:01:43Freud, the musical.
00:01:45Then I was just a young boy, sitting on my mother's knee.
00:01:51My father asked me, Sigi, what would you like to be?
00:01:55He smiled at me so sweetly, the favourite of his children.
00:02:01But little did my father know, that Sigmund wants to kill him.
00:02:10Because I know what you do with my mama, papa.
00:02:13It's nasty and it's dirty and unfair.
00:02:15You put something into my mama, papa.
00:02:18You didn't know I was there.
00:02:20And I thought it isn't papa.
00:02:22It ought to be papa.
00:02:23It ought to be us, huh, man?
00:02:25Yeah.
00:02:31Oh, well, he's seen you, Mr. Floyd.
00:02:36He's seen me, I've seen things you do.
00:02:39He loves his mom, chum, can't be avoided, but he wants to love her just like you.
00:02:49Take a tip, pump, give it a kiss, and stop.
00:02:55This paranormal place, Sigi said, use it to peace.
00:03:04He wants to use them too, because he's seen you doing what he wants to do.
00:03:13He's seen you doing what he wants to do.
00:03:19Forget about frustration, simple or complex.
00:03:22The scene of our temptation is, the root of our frustration is,
00:03:25We're talking about even what's wrecks.
00:03:31We're talking about some of the puzzles, so I've always heard.
00:03:32We're talking about the pain, baby, andpunk.
00:03:34We're fighting dreams, andvana dams, and현 парs, SDK, and Caitlin Pepper,
00:03:57And now I have my own boy, he's too, and I am 30, and though he fills my heart with
00:04:05joy, I know he's thinking dirty!
00:04:24Come on!
00:04:25Come on!
00:04:39Someone is trying to kill me!
00:04:41Max, come on!
00:04:43A few little accidents, Maxie!
00:04:44People love you!
00:04:46They think you're wonderful!
00:04:49Well...
00:04:49Yeah!
00:04:50We love, we love, we love, we love!
00:04:53We love you and the joy you both give and else you'll be the best best!
00:04:58Oh, oh!
00:05:20You alright, darling?
00:05:22Find out who dropped that dick, Norder!
00:05:24I want him fired!
00:05:25Max, it's an accident!
00:05:27Fired!
00:05:30And him too!
00:05:43I got Max just after I got Norder Thompson, Max's agent, and I killed a couple of policemen.
00:05:51Um, oh, I suppose in a way I also killed my lover, Richard Kowalski.
00:05:55Hmm, yeah, I guess.
00:05:57Um, oh, and I also killed Phil and Phoebe.
00:06:04Max and Norder have made it very plain that I will have to tell everything.
00:06:10So, gentle listener, whoever you are, this is the story of all those dear departed.
00:06:18It began about three months ago.
00:06:21Yeah.
00:06:26Don't bother, I'll get the door.
00:06:28Break a leg, Mr. Falcon.
00:06:30Don't say that.
00:06:31All I meant was good luck.
00:06:33Don't say that.
00:06:34It's bad luck.
00:06:35Be clever with words on your own time.
00:06:36In my time, you're a driver.
00:06:38Same time for pick-ups, sir.
00:06:39Same time.
00:06:41Two, three, two, three.
00:06:59Get back.
00:07:00Get back.
00:07:02Song comes.
00:07:02Get back.
00:07:06Get back.
00:07:07Get back.
00:07:07You won't scare me.
00:07:09I'm not the face! I'm not the face!
00:07:12Open the door! Open the door!
00:07:14Open the door!
00:07:17Rex! Help me!
00:07:18Max!
00:07:21I've got something for you!
00:07:31Could have been a gun.
00:07:38Who is it?
00:07:40It's your agent, Mr. Fowler.
00:07:41Why weren't you quicker, you idiot? I could have been killed!
00:07:45It's your agent, Mr. Fowler.
00:07:46Well, send her in, send her in!
00:07:48Okay.
00:07:49Miss Thompson!
00:07:52Max!
00:07:54Darling!
00:07:56No, I want him fired.
00:07:58I've got a surprise for you, cupcake.
00:08:03It's America, isn't it?
00:08:04Lord Wayne.
00:08:08Not Hollywood.
00:08:11Not...
00:08:12Not Hollywood!
00:08:16At last!
00:08:19Five minutes, Mr. Fowler!
00:08:21I know!
00:08:35Well, how's the great man, Ridge?
00:08:38Great, Phil. Great.
00:08:41God, I wish I had that role.
00:08:42Yeah.
00:08:43I'd murder the great, bloody Max Falcon.
00:08:46Kill him!
00:08:47Slay him!
00:08:47Stunned it!
00:08:50Max, no one has any reason for wanting you dead.
00:08:53Unless, of course, they're jealous of your success.
00:08:55Or mad.
00:09:13Oh, man, in my cleft of joy, my font of fish, my rainbow river trout, I have a hook for
00:09:24thee.
00:09:28Is that one of yours?
00:09:29Yes.
00:09:31My poet.
00:09:33My goddess.
00:09:39We love, we love, we love, we love.
00:09:41We love you at the joy you've born.
00:09:43Given us to be the best rest.
00:09:45The happiness of rock!
00:10:00What's your day?
00:10:05Tonight?
00:10:08Tonight?
00:10:30I want him fired.
00:10:32Maxfield just got more applause.
00:10:34I heard him. He wants to murder me.
00:10:36He was just joking.
00:10:39Oh.
00:10:39Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:10:42And will you be my foe?
00:10:44My falcon, my bird of prey.
00:10:48Then take it to the max.
00:10:50Max, fly into our net.
00:10:57Are you sure Max will see me?
00:11:00Of course he will.
00:11:01He's a wonderful man.
00:11:02No, no.
00:11:05Of course he won't.
00:11:17Now, how are you, Richard?
00:11:19Fine, thanks, Miss Thompson.
00:11:20Max and Marilyn treating you well?
00:11:23Like family.
00:11:24Shall I drop you at home?
00:11:25Miss Thompson's invited for supper.
00:11:27At our place?
00:11:29If you don't mind.
00:11:32How's your poetry, darling?
00:11:34Well...
00:11:35My latest book of poems has just come out.
00:11:38Wonderful.
00:11:39What's it called?
00:11:40Gomorrah Tomorrow.
00:11:42Poems of pain.
00:11:44Gomorrah Tomorrow.
00:11:46Poems of pain.
00:11:48Poems of...
00:11:49Wonderful, darling.
00:11:55Crystal Hospital.
00:11:56Music abilities.
00:12:18Yoo-hoo!
00:12:19Bundy!
00:12:20i've got a surprise and so have i this then was it tonight i would say bye-bye bunny
00:12:51and baby bear's got a big bowl
00:12:54off to himself he brought noda the beast who walks noda darling you look fabulous so do you
00:13:09if you like glimpse the noodles had to be cancelled that's not quickly who's found his
00:13:14notion why because these aren't very good and they're cold no they're not they're just right
00:13:26max likes his noodles just right lukey lukey lukewarm yummy
00:13:39max tell marilyn the good news
00:13:44guess who's going to hollywood
00:13:51who your bunny i'm afraid we're gonna have to drag you along darling to meet the producer ow
00:13:58what is it bunny i cut my finger did you bunny oh my god there's glass in those noodles
00:14:10thank heavens you didn't eat it
00:14:16dear future confessor so near and yet so far it will forever remain one of my life's great ironies that
00:14:26of all people that's my bunny was proving to be a cat with nine lives
00:14:31never again
00:14:34never again will we see his life
00:14:37never again will we see his life
00:14:39this man
00:14:40this mountain
00:14:41this king
00:14:44sleep now good doctor
00:14:48sleep now good doctor
00:14:51sleep now good doctor
00:14:51sleep
00:14:54sleep
00:14:56sleep
00:14:58sleep
00:14:59never again
00:15:01will you see
00:15:05sleep
00:15:05so what's it really gonna be like when you die
00:15:09it's gonna be bloody horrible
00:15:11that's what
00:15:12citizens residents everybody they're all gonna have to pay
00:15:14thanks i saw that freud thing last night
00:15:16i'm not ashamed to tell you i cried
00:15:18oh max he's very moving isn't he
00:15:20moving moving this boy is olivier
00:15:22this boy is chuck
00:15:23this boy's gonna be the king of hollywood
00:15:26well
00:15:28i got the contract right here i'm not gonna wait
00:15:31let's start it now shall we
00:15:33oh i love this nerda i love her
00:15:34nerda
00:15:36to you
00:15:39do it again for me
00:15:42sleep now good doctor
00:15:44sleep
00:15:46sleep
00:15:48never again
00:15:51will you sleep
00:15:57the one you love the most
00:15:58will rise up
00:16:00and with cries of joy from that adulterous mouth
00:16:02finally strike you down
00:16:04yes
00:16:05yes you
00:16:06shakespeare was right
00:16:07all the world's a stage
00:16:10but the other world
00:16:11the nether world
00:16:12the half world where you're going
00:16:14and sooner than you think my friend
00:16:16well that's also a stage
00:16:19a theatre of lost souls
00:16:21cry out for vengeance
00:16:22fail that audition
00:16:24and it's curtains
00:16:25for it's best
00:16:27straight back down the street
00:16:29as some final love of life
00:16:32repent
00:16:33be kind to your neighbours
00:16:35love your wife and treat her right
00:16:37quickly
00:16:38do it quickly before you die
00:16:42when you die
00:16:43he was talking to me
00:16:44he was talking to me
00:16:45how can he possibly know
00:16:49never again
00:16:50will we see his light
00:16:53will we see his light
00:16:55this man
00:16:57this mountain
00:16:59then
00:16:59still
00:17:01now
00:17:02good doctor
00:17:03sleep now
00:17:05good doctor
00:17:06keep moving darling
00:17:08chin up
00:17:09that's good
00:17:10shoot me over here bunny
00:17:11um
00:17:15how's this
00:17:16perfect
00:17:17perfect
00:17:19perfect
00:17:31hit your sins
00:17:32and you shall receive the love
00:17:38help me help me help me
00:17:40help me help me
00:17:42i'll help you brother
00:17:44praise the lord
00:17:47there's a maniac loose
00:17:48there sure is
00:17:49dear god
00:17:50thank you for bringing us
00:17:51shut up
00:17:54they trying to kill me
00:17:55oh sure they are
00:17:56wow
00:17:57it's that time
00:17:57i gotta go
00:17:58bye
00:17:58nice meeting you
00:18:00what about the contract
00:18:01you expect me to pay for that
00:18:03we got enough of those in l.a. honey
00:18:04we don't need to untoward him
00:18:06hey
00:18:06keep in touch
00:18:11no no no
00:18:14no no no no no no no no
00:18:20what's going on
00:18:21you're tired baby
00:18:22let's go home
00:18:25yeah
00:18:26home
00:18:34my god what was i doing i didn't want to hurt him just kill him you may not believe this
00:18:41gentle
00:18:42listener but there and then i nearly decided to forget all about it nearly now that my time
00:18:50is at hand
00:18:55he travels on to that final dark land that final dark land
00:19:06that final dark land
00:19:33oh
00:19:39oh
00:20:01Max! Marilyn!
00:20:03Are you there?
00:20:17He tried to kill me.
00:20:38Ladies and gentlemen, due to illness, the part of Sigmund Freud will not be performed
00:20:44by Max Falcon.
00:20:46It will be played by Philip J. Reign.
00:21:04Now, what did you see under hypnosis, Max?
00:21:08Death.
00:21:09Death.
00:21:20Max?
00:21:22Darling?
00:21:24You look marvellous.
00:21:25Oh.
00:21:28Mail from the office.
00:21:29Get well cards.
00:21:31Even a present.
00:21:32Oh.
00:21:33Listen, me and my boyfriend got this specially for you when we heard you were sick.
00:21:39We love you and hope it puts you out of your misery.
00:21:43Out of your misery.
00:21:44It's cute, isn't it?
00:21:46Let's open them, shall we?
00:21:48No.
00:21:49Of course we will, Max.
00:21:50Don't be silly.
00:21:52Hope it's not a bomb, eh, Max?
00:21:54Just joking.
00:21:57Not now, darling.
00:22:00Max?
00:22:01Look.
00:22:02Scotch?
00:22:03Oh.
00:22:04Oh.
00:22:06Yes?
00:22:07It's a bottle.
00:22:08And it's your favourite brand.
00:22:09Let's open it now and have a little drink here, shall we?
00:22:12Bottle?
00:22:15You, eh.
00:22:16I know, I don't normally touch the stuff, but special occasion.
00:22:19Let's toast to your, eh, holiday, shall we?
00:22:24Okay.
00:22:26And, eh, Mum's the word.
00:22:30Mum?
00:22:34Now, Max, I don't want you worrying about this Milton Schaefer thing.
00:22:40Not worry.
00:22:42No.
00:22:43No.
00:22:45And, eh, Max, you mustn't tell anyone that you think people are after you.
00:22:53They think I was exaggerating.
00:22:59And, Max, how is Marilyn?
00:23:04Marilyn?
00:23:07Why?
00:23:10She's fine.
00:23:13It's just that I...
00:23:17God knows.
00:23:19We've had our ups and downs.
00:23:21Showbiz.
00:23:23Well, I don't need to tell you, darling.
00:23:27Without her,
00:23:29I wouldn't be where I am today.
00:23:33Through it all, she stuck by me.
00:23:37Fifteen years.
00:23:40I mightn't be the greatest husband in the world, darling.
00:23:43In fact, there are times when I walk around with my eyes closed.
00:23:49Marilyn.
00:23:51When it comes to me, it's like she's got tunnel vision.
00:23:57You know, I guess I'm just one hell of a lucky guy.
00:24:01Cheers.
00:24:01Well, Richard and I had finally done it.
00:24:05We'd done it to the wrong one.
00:24:13Why didn't you drink your scotch, Mr. Falcon?
00:24:19Uh...
00:24:23It was poisoned.
00:24:24Yes, but how did you know that?
00:24:30Um...
00:24:33Because Laura died when she drank it.
00:24:38Why did you put the poison in the scotch?
00:24:41Why?
00:24:42Yes, why?
00:24:44I'll ask the questions too.
00:24:48Um...
00:24:50I didn't.
00:24:52Yes, I see.
00:24:53I take it we can all agree this is murder?
00:24:56Yes.
00:24:56But you're saying you didn't do it?
00:25:00Yes.
00:25:01Yes, it is rather amusing, isn't it, Sergeant?
00:25:11Noether Thompson, born with Gabranstein, was struck down senselessly, cruel.
00:25:17She was a fine woman.
00:25:19Vengeance is mine, says the Lord.
00:25:21But perhaps you could hope for a little vengeance here, in this life,
00:25:26for the sick killer of this dear departed.
00:25:29Baruch HaTadonai, Melech HaOlam.
00:25:33Ishar sheyesh, Tashelim Tzoh, Shneihan Tzorab,
00:25:36Tadol, Yim Tzoh, Ishar Lef, Tadol, Yim Tzoh, Tadol, Yim Tzoh, Tadol, Yim Tzoh, Tadol, Yim Tzoh, Tadol, Yim Tzoh.
00:25:56You're suspicious, sir.
00:26:28Peep.
00:26:36Peep.
00:26:40Peep.
00:26:44Peep.
00:26:48That's funny.
00:26:49What is she doing?
00:26:50Looks like she's seen her ghost
00:26:59Max, this may sound strange, but I think I saw something at the funeral today.
00:27:04Those policemen, they're after me.
00:27:07I think I saw Norder.
00:27:08They're following me.
00:27:10Max Falcon.
00:27:12I'd like to buy and sell them both.
00:27:14Max, I'm scared.
00:27:15Oh, Phil Rea, gloating because he's got my part.
00:27:18My part.
00:27:19Max, listen to me.
00:27:20They are not anymore.
00:27:21Hold me.
00:27:22No more, Mr. Nice Guy.
00:27:25I'm going back to work.
00:27:26I'll show that Philip J. Rea.
00:27:29I'll show that Dr. Howie.
00:27:30I'll show them all.
00:27:33Hey, Max Falcon.
00:27:36I'm Max Falcon.
00:27:39But not for much longer, my bunny.
00:27:53Like an ocean, life flows back to ebb against the rocks of love.
00:27:59I tend to know for whom the bell tolls.
00:28:02Max, it's you.
00:28:05You.
00:28:06You.
00:28:10You.
00:28:19You.
00:28:20You.
00:28:22You.
00:29:00Thanks, wake up.
00:29:02Wake up, you've got a phone call.
00:29:08Hello?
00:29:09No, Bunny. On the car phone.
00:29:11The car phone?
00:29:12Harry, Richard says it's Los Angeles.
00:29:17Milton Shaver.
00:29:19Milton? On the car phone?
00:29:23He's come to his senses.
00:29:24He's going to give me my contract.
00:29:28He's going to give me my contract.
00:29:36He's going to give me my contract.
00:29:39He's going to give me my contract.
00:29:49Milton! Milton!
00:29:50Is that you?
00:29:54No, Bunny, it's me.
00:29:56I just wanted to say...
00:29:58Ta-ta, darling.
00:30:02Richard, turn the engine off.
00:30:04What do you mean, ta-ta?
00:30:07Richard!
00:30:09Turn it off.
00:30:14I did love you at once.
00:30:15I truly did when you were kind and good before you became...
00:30:20a shit.
00:30:23What do you mean?
00:30:25A shit.
00:30:27You still love me.
00:30:29Richard, Bunny?
00:30:31I'm afraid not, Bunny.
00:30:39Oh, no handle.
00:30:45No handle.
00:30:47It's...
00:30:51Marilyn, please.
00:30:53All I ever did was love you. Don't kill me.
00:30:56I can't, honey.
00:30:58You're my baby.
00:31:00Fifteen...
00:31:01You're my baby.
00:31:04And that's what you get in prison.
00:31:07I'm in prison.
00:31:10Richard!
00:31:11I've been good to you.
00:31:13We've been pals.
00:31:14Marilyn and I, we've treated you like a son.
00:31:17Richard, please.
00:31:20I'm the boss.
00:31:22Do as I tell you.
00:31:23Bye-bye, my son.
00:31:24Have a look at Marilyn.
00:31:28Hey!
00:31:35Hey!
00:31:39Hey!
00:31:42Hey!
00:31:44Hey!
00:31:46Hey!
00:31:48Hey!
00:31:50Hey!
00:31:50Poor!
00:31:57Couldn't you just...
00:31:59Divorce me?
00:32:01For Christ's sake.
00:32:04A duggar of guild has carved my soul and pricked my very being.
00:32:09Can any rest, Dull, this tragic tempest?
00:32:12Probably not, darling.
00:33:04Hello, Max.
00:33:11Come with me.
00:33:13Come with me.
00:33:52Come with me.
00:33:55What's going on here?
00:33:56It's an hour and hour.
00:33:58Next.
00:34:05To be or not to be?
00:34:09Next.
00:34:11I haven't finished.
00:34:12Next.
00:34:16Seemed appropriate.
00:34:19Next.
00:34:20Come on, stupid.
00:34:21Hurry up.
00:34:22This one's unscheduled.
00:34:24Max Falcon.
00:34:29Thespian?
00:34:30What?
00:34:30I said, they're spinning an actual what?
00:34:35I'm Max.
00:34:36Speak up.
00:34:37I'm Max Falcon.
00:34:38I can't hear you.
00:34:40I'm Max.
00:34:42Project.
00:34:44I am Max Falcon.
00:34:46I'm Max Falcon.
00:34:48What do you do?
00:34:51Do?
00:34:53I'm a star.
00:34:56Isn't everybody.
00:34:58But, Mr. Falcon, according to your CV, you have unfinished business.
00:35:01In which case there are two rules and two rules only.
00:35:04One.
00:35:04You don't travel on.
00:35:06Don't you get a pass from me.
00:35:07Understand?
00:35:08No.
00:35:09And two.
00:35:10You don't even audition for a pass from me until you've finished your unfinished business.
00:35:14Is that understood?
00:35:15No.
00:35:16Not very bright, is he?
00:35:19See, Gordon.
00:35:20Gordon's director of hauntings.
00:35:21Gordon!
00:35:22Sort him out.
00:35:23He's a lovely man.
00:35:24How but fair.
00:35:25Mr. Falcon?
00:35:26I...
00:35:28Max?
00:35:30I know you.
00:35:31Max Towers.
00:35:33Falcon.
00:35:33I was born Max Towers, but my mother changed her to Falcon quite early.
00:35:38Who are you?
00:35:40Don't you recognize me?
00:35:43Didn't she even show you my photographs?
00:35:45Max, it's me.
00:35:46It's your father.
00:35:48Dad.
00:35:49Son.
00:35:50I haven't seen you since I was a little person.
00:35:54You...
00:35:54died.
00:35:55Right.
00:35:58I'm...
00:35:58dead.
00:36:00Yes.
00:36:01Daddy.
00:36:04You're a duck.
00:36:06Max!
00:36:08Daughter.
00:36:09Daughter.
00:36:12Daughter.
00:36:13So you do know each other?
00:36:14Know him?
00:36:16He's my son.
00:36:18You know my boy?
00:36:20Know him?
00:36:20His wife killed me.
00:36:22Max, come on, let's have a little drinky.
00:36:25You look dead on your feet.
00:36:27Marilyn killed you too?
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:29It's getting worse.
00:36:31I wouldn't kill a dog here.
00:36:33Shh.
00:36:34Someone might tell the producer.
00:36:36Oh, fuck the producer.
00:36:37You're like frightened mice.
00:36:40You hear me?
00:36:41You hear me?
00:36:42The bloody producer can kiss my rosy red ass.
00:36:46You watch your language.
00:36:48What are you gonna do, darling?
00:36:50Kill me?
00:36:50I'm gonna tell the producer on you.
00:36:52Well, you can tell him this too.
00:36:54My client's a star.
00:36:56We shouldn't bloody be here.
00:36:58Come on, Max.
00:37:01Bloody amateurs!
00:37:15She was in a Queensland tour of rocky horror.
00:37:18Can't crash.
00:37:19Poor thing.
00:37:24Oh, Max.
00:37:26It's so good to see you again after all these years.
00:37:30Sarah, darling.
00:37:31They got you.
00:37:32Dear Marilyn, her tortured boyfriend.
00:37:36What boyfriend?
00:37:38Richard.
00:37:40Richard?
00:37:42Marilyn and Richard were-
00:37:43Like dogs on heat, dear boy.
00:37:46Sometimes for fun we have a little peek.
00:37:50Peek?
00:37:51You spy on my wife?
00:37:54That's disgusting!
00:37:56So is murder, darling.
00:37:58Cheers.
00:37:59I've negotiated haunting rights for you.
00:38:01Haunting?
00:38:02Well, not everyone goes for it, but it's an option and I pushed for it.
00:38:05What haunting?
00:38:06Until Marilyn confesses that she terminated you both.
00:38:09Why?
00:38:10That's your unfinished business, Max.
00:38:13The things you've left undone on earth, you see?
00:38:16You're a wronged spirit, Max.
00:38:18You're crying out for justice.
00:38:20Ma'am?
00:38:21Well, you mightn't be, but I certainly am.
00:38:25It's very simple, Max.
00:38:28We're going to hoard a confession out of that bitch.
00:38:30Or the boyfriend.
00:38:31He'll do.
00:38:39It's very-
00:38:40I'm so sorry.
00:38:41Listener.
00:38:44It's how we found it.
00:38:46It was-
00:38:47It was horrible.
00:38:49Of course it was horrible.
00:38:54Mrs. Falcon, tell me, why do you think he did it?
00:38:59Well, he was depressed about losing a big Hollywood contract.
00:39:03Hollywood?
00:39:05Yes.
00:39:06Why did he lose it?
00:39:07Sorry?
00:39:09Sergeant?
00:39:10I got a report that 14 days ago your husband threw some sort of fit in the Domain Park.
00:39:16He said that people were trying to kill him.
00:39:19We also understand there was an American gentleman present at the time.
00:39:25A film producer.
00:39:28Isn't that why your husband really lost the contract?
00:39:30Because Mr. Shaver thought he was insane?
00:39:32Max was paranoid.
00:39:37The problem is that his agent was actually killed a few days later, wasn't she?
00:39:43Yes.
00:39:45Poor Norder.
00:39:47Oh, bitch.
00:39:48Shh.
00:39:49With poisoned scotch.
00:39:51Yes.
00:39:53See, that scotch wasn't addressed to Norder.
00:39:56This scotch was addressed to your husband.
00:39:59Was it?
00:40:00Yes, it was.
00:40:02You see, Norder never drank.
00:40:04Norder was a teetotaler.
00:40:07Was she?
00:40:08As you would obviously have been aware.
00:40:11Oh, of course.
00:40:13Go get her, Inspector.
00:40:16So, Mr. Falcon wasn't all that paranoid, was he?
00:40:19I mean, someone was really trying to kill him, weren't they?
00:40:23Yes.
00:40:26I thought he was having a breakdown.
00:40:31I never believed my own, darling.
00:40:39Then there's the door handles.
00:40:42Door handles.
00:40:44Sergeant?
00:40:46The door and window handles on both back doors have scratch marks, consistent with their having been recently screwed on.
00:40:53Do you have an explanation for that?
00:40:55Get out of that one, darling.
00:40:57Yes, Inspector.
00:40:59I think I do.
00:41:01She does?
00:41:04A couple of weeks ago, I gave Max a present.
00:41:07Present?
00:41:08Yes.
00:41:09It was something he really wanted.
00:41:18Silver filigree door handles for the back.
00:41:26Just the back doors?
00:41:27Yes.
00:41:28He said...
00:41:31Go on.
00:41:33Well, he said he felt the hired help could make do with inferior ones.
00:41:37Sorry.
00:41:39Did you really say that, son?
00:41:43Just like your mother.
00:41:51Anything else, Inspector?
00:41:53I see no point in continuing, Mrs. Falcon.
00:41:56It's perfectly obvious to me that your husband, the late Max Falcon, committed suicide.
00:42:04Suicide?
00:42:06Suicide?
00:42:08Suicide, Sergeant.
00:42:10While the balance of his mind was temporarily disturbed.
00:42:14I also think...
00:42:15Brace yourself for this, Mrs. Falcon.
00:42:17I also think he killed Norder Thompson.
00:42:31It pains me to say this, Inspector.
00:42:37I think you're right.
00:42:41Madam, you have our deepest sympathies.
00:42:46It was then I knew for sure that smooth little bastard was on to us.
00:42:50In all your various losses.
00:42:58You know what?
00:42:59I suddenly feel like a wrong spirit crying out for justice.
00:43:02That's my boy.
00:43:03Mine too.
00:43:16Richard, what are you doing?
00:43:18He's on to us.
00:43:19Who?
00:43:19That's Inspector.
00:43:20Oh, Richard, Richard.
00:43:22Oh, you're so gorgeous.
00:43:24You're so dumb.
00:43:26Listen, all we have to do is nothing.
00:43:28Don't forget.
00:43:29I was married to a great actor.
00:43:30Oh, he wasn't a great actor.
00:43:32He was.
00:43:34Richard!
00:43:37I picked up a few tricks.
00:43:39We go to the funeral.
00:43:40I'm the grieving widow.
00:43:41You're the loyal employee.
00:43:43Max gets buried and so does the case.
00:43:44Richard, we're in the clear.
00:43:47But...
00:43:48Richard.
00:43:58Dad, why are you here?
00:44:00Yes, Gordy.
00:44:01What's your unfinished business?
00:44:03I...
00:44:04don't know.
00:44:06You don't know?
00:44:08Oh, Dad.
00:44:10I want to help you.
00:44:13Max,
00:44:14what did your mother say about my death?
00:44:17I thought you had an accident.
00:44:19She never talked about you.
00:44:21No.
00:44:22Do you remember it?
00:44:23No.
00:44:25Well, Max,
00:44:29you did it.
00:44:31You killed me.
00:44:33Oh.
00:44:34Oh.
00:44:49You don't have to go through with this, Max.
00:44:551946,
00:44:56April 10th,
00:44:5711.45 a.m.
00:45:02Carry on.
00:45:03I can start.
00:45:04I can start.
00:45:04I can start.
00:45:06I can start.
00:45:07Dead.
00:45:08Yes, he takes enormous liberties
00:45:10in these deeply private and personal cases.
00:45:12Ignore him.
00:45:13Bastard.
00:45:14That's me.
00:45:14I am not insensitive.
00:45:15That's you.
00:45:17And Mom.
00:45:18Bitch.
00:45:20Bastard.
00:45:21If I'm such a bastard,
00:45:22why don't you get out?
00:45:24You get out.
00:45:25Me?
00:45:26Why me?
00:45:26Why don't you get out?
00:45:27Because I live here.
00:45:28This is my house.
00:45:30It's my house too, Ruth.
00:45:32I live here with my child.
00:45:34He's my son too, Ruth.
00:45:36God, you're like your father.
00:45:38Well, you're like your mother.
00:45:39I am not.
00:45:41Oh, yes, you are.
00:45:42You're just like your mother, Ruth.
00:45:43Everybody who meets your mother
00:45:44says you're just like your mother,
00:45:45and she is a selfish, manipulative guy.
00:45:48Oh, my God.
00:45:57My own father.
00:45:59It was an accident, I think.
00:46:01It's perfectly normal.
00:46:04It is?
00:46:04Would I lie to you?
00:46:07Girls want to kill their mothers.
00:46:09Boys want to kill their fathers.
00:46:11You're just very good at it.
00:46:12It's a gift, Max.
00:46:13Don't knock it.
00:46:15I can't believe that.
00:46:16You killed your father with a teddy bear,
00:46:19which from memory is a first.
00:46:22Convert your mother.
00:46:23That's a good little steam train.
00:46:25Maybe it's all for the best.
00:46:27Daddy wasn't altogether satisfactory.
00:46:34We'll have each other forever, won't we, little Max?
00:46:38Yes, Mommy.
00:46:39Yes, Mommy.
00:46:41Oh, yes, Mommy.
00:46:45Norder?
00:46:46I know what my unfinished business is now.
00:46:50Ruth?
00:46:52No, Max.
00:46:53I've waited 40 years to discover I'm here to help my boy.
00:46:57I must find Teddy.
00:47:00The great man's psychiatrist said today
00:47:02that the bizarre suicide came as no real surprise.
00:47:06Investigating police say there are no suspicious circumstances.
00:47:09Everything's going to be fine.
00:47:12Fine.
00:47:15Now is the winter of our discontent
00:47:18made glorious summer by the sun of York.
00:47:23Oh, what sights of ugly death within mine eyes
00:47:27that woo the slimy bottom of the deep
00:47:30and mock the dead bones of...
00:47:32of, um...
00:47:33Who are you?
00:47:35The...
00:47:35I could a tale unfold
00:47:38whose lightest word would have up
00:47:39my soul.
00:47:40Shreve my blood.
00:47:42Make my two eyes.
00:47:45Blow it
00:47:47and crack your cheeks.
00:47:51Blow it
00:47:52with a locators.
00:47:54Blow.
00:47:56Revenge.
00:47:59My foul
00:48:02and most unnatural
00:48:05murder.
00:48:09Murder?
00:48:11Murder.
00:48:12Most
00:48:13foul.
00:48:15Oh, God.
00:48:17Whoever you are,
00:48:19get out of my house.
00:48:21It's your bunny bunny.
00:48:22I thought it was you.
00:48:24Aye, lady.
00:48:26I am a wronged spirit
00:48:28trying out for justice
00:48:29from beyond an unquiet grave.
00:48:32Goodbye, sir.
00:48:33Uh-oh.
00:48:36That's the funeral car, darling.
00:48:38Sayest thou, darling?
00:48:40The funeral car?
00:48:42The funeral car!
00:48:44That's the funeral car!
00:48:46Richard, get the wreath.
00:48:48The wreath!
00:48:49Stop repeating everything I say.
00:48:51Come on, Richard.
00:48:53Come on, Richard.
00:48:56Come on, Richard.
00:48:57Come on, Richard.
00:49:01Come on, Richard.
00:49:02Come on, Richard.
00:49:05Max, I'm warning you.
00:49:07If you spoil your own funeral,
00:49:09I will never speak to you again.
00:49:12Never!
00:49:19That wasn't very good, darling.
00:49:21Yes.
00:49:23Philistines.
00:49:33Almighty and most merciful Father,
00:49:36who knowest the weakness of our nature,
00:49:38bow down thine ear in pity unto thy servants,
00:49:42upon whom thou hast laid the heavy burden of sorrow.
00:49:50The day is coming.
00:49:53What day?
00:49:55When you will be with me.
00:49:59Do you know him?
00:50:02Do you hear me, Richard?
00:50:04I'm not talking to you.
00:50:05I'm not talking to you, Richard.
00:50:09Have you heard him?
00:50:10Look, I don't know him.
00:50:10You are a good one.
00:50:12You are a good one.
00:50:12Through Christ our Lord.
00:50:14Shush yourself.
00:50:16All right, darling.
00:50:18God, I'm the one.
00:50:20And let the perpetual light shine upon him.
00:50:23May his soul rest in peace.
00:50:27Give us grace to make ready for that last hour
00:50:30by our devout and holy life.
00:50:33And protect us from the days to sun and sun and sun.
00:50:38Our Lord.
00:50:42Amen.
00:50:48Richard doesn't want to talk to him.
00:50:50Marilyn sees another one.
00:50:54Doesn't want to talk to whom?
00:50:57Sees another what?
00:51:04Thank you very much for coming.
00:51:16Phil.
00:51:18Hi.
00:51:19Phoebe.
00:51:20Marilyn, Marilyn, what can I say?
00:51:23I'm so sorry about Mac with the falcon.
00:51:28So, Phil, how's Freud?
00:51:31Oh, bigger than ever.
00:51:33Full houses.
00:51:35Good.
00:51:36Um, Marilyn, perhaps this isn't the time to bring it up, but, um...
00:51:41What, Phil?
00:51:41It always puzzled me that Mac should suicide when he did.
00:51:48Did he?
00:51:49Yes, you see, he'd rung the theater just the night before
00:51:54to say he was coming back to take over the lead again.
00:51:57The very next evening.
00:51:59Did he?
00:52:00Yes.
00:52:00I spoke to him very determined, very...
00:52:04Mac.
00:52:05Well, excuse me.
00:52:08He told me to...
00:52:09What was it?
00:52:11Get my pissy little things out of his dressing room.
00:52:15He was coming back to save the show.
00:52:19Sounds like Maxine.
00:52:21Yes.
00:52:21But it doesn't sound like someone who's about to do themselves in, does it?
00:52:26It doesn't to me.
00:52:28Should I tell the police?
00:52:30What do you think, Marilyn?
00:52:34Why would you want to do that, Philly?
00:52:36Because I think he was murdered.
00:52:38And I think I know who did it.
00:52:41You do, Philly?
00:52:43Who?
00:52:44Try that.
00:52:44What is it?
00:52:46What is it?
00:52:48Things I'm afraid were getting a little out of hand.
00:52:53Richard, I have to speak to you.
00:52:55Richard.
00:52:56Richard.
00:52:58Oh, look.
00:52:59He's dribbling.
00:53:01What have you done to him?
00:53:03We're haunting him, darling.
00:53:05Like we're going to haunt you.
00:53:07Confess.
00:53:13Up we go.
00:53:16Where are you going?
00:53:17I'm putting him to bed.
00:53:20In our bed?
00:53:23We love, we love, we love, we love.
00:53:25We love you and adore you for.
00:53:27Giving us to be the best friends of Christ.
00:53:32Of Christ!
00:53:33Of Christ!
00:53:48Thank you very much, folks.
00:53:49It's been a great first week.
00:53:50And you haven't fired anyone yet.
00:53:55Good night, folks.
00:53:56I'll see you all tomorrow.
00:53:58Good night, good night.
00:54:00Good night.
00:54:01Good night.
00:54:01Good night.
00:54:03Good night.
00:54:08Baby, enjoy the show.
00:54:24I don't care, Dad. I really don't.
00:54:29Phil's in.
00:54:35He's young.
00:54:38Tell me.
00:54:40He's alive.
00:54:47He's alive.
00:54:57Phil J. Breen and Phoebe Furlong, stars of the jinx show Freud the Musical, today took their own lives in
00:55:05a bizarre love death pact. Investigating police say there are no suspicious circumstances.
00:55:16I don't care.
00:55:19Hello, Phil.
00:55:20Phoebe.
00:55:20Noda.
00:55:21Tom.
00:55:21Welcome to the theatre.
00:55:22Phil.
00:55:23Phoebe.
00:55:24Max.
00:55:26Your beard.
00:55:28Phoebe.
00:55:29I was at the theatre tonight.
00:55:31What is that?
00:55:32Oh, Dad, this is sad.
00:55:33Be quiet!
00:55:39Come down the stage.
00:55:51Now listen, Max. This is getting out of hand.
00:55:57Yes, sir.
00:55:58What can he do about it, Grumblebump? Marilyn loves killing.
00:56:02Miss Thompson, I am in charge here, answerable only to you. I am your superior in every sense of the
00:56:10word. I am not Grumblebump. And I can make death very difficult for you. Do you understand?
00:56:16Yes.
00:56:19Do something about that mad wife of yours. Yes, sir.
00:56:44my mother?
00:56:52Yes, sir.
00:57:19Marilyn, you look lovely today.
00:57:23Supper.
00:57:25Oh.
00:57:25You know, that is the first time in years you've actually noticed what I look like.
00:57:30I always notice what you look like.
00:57:32You never told me.
00:57:33I always did.
00:57:35You did not.
00:57:36The past few years it's been like I was some kind of...
00:57:38Ghost?
00:57:41You look pretty good today, Max.
00:57:44Death obviously agrees with you.
00:57:47Thanks.
00:57:50Don't you hate me?
00:57:53Marilyn, I could never hate you.
00:57:54Well, I hate you.
00:57:56Yes.
00:57:58But I love you.
00:58:06Still?
00:58:08Still.
00:58:12Well, why do you have to make things so complicated?
00:58:15Max.
00:58:16Why didn't you tell me this a week ago?
00:58:17Because I'm stupid.
00:58:22Because I'm sorry I ever hurt you.
00:58:26Max.
00:58:28I'm sorry, too.
00:58:35Stop it.
00:58:36I don't know.
00:58:41That's good.
00:58:42Like, um...
00:58:44Like Max had come back.
00:58:46Now.
00:58:47Mm-hmm.
00:58:47Where's my teddy bear?
00:58:49What?
00:58:51My old teddy bear.
00:58:53Where is it?
00:58:54Your mother's got it.
00:58:55Mom?
00:58:56Mm.
00:58:56She wanted a keepsake.
00:58:57I found it in the attic.
00:58:58Who cares?
00:59:11Mm.
00:59:14Mm.
00:59:14Mm.
00:59:15Mm.
00:59:15Mm.
00:59:15Mm.
00:59:15Mm.
00:59:17Mm.
00:59:17Uh...
00:59:18Uh...
00:59:19Uh...
00:59:20Sergeant.
00:59:21Um...
00:59:22Aerobics.
00:59:30Come in.
00:59:31Please.
00:59:32Sit down.
00:59:34Oh, thank you.
00:59:37No, not on Max's chair.
00:59:42That was Max's chair.
00:59:47There were two more killings last night.
00:59:49Really?
00:59:50No!
00:59:56Sorry.
00:59:57What?
00:59:58Two more people were killed.
01:00:00Phil Reen and Phoebe Furlong.
01:00:02No.
01:00:03Yeah.
01:00:03Blown or what?
01:00:05What, you mean a bomb or something?
01:00:07You know it was a bomb or something, a homicidal bimbo.
01:00:10Easy.
01:00:11Sergeant Lee.
01:00:12Norder, Max, Phil, Phoebe.
01:00:13I mean, how many more are you going to knock off?
01:00:14The entire fucking population?
01:00:16Steve, be quiet!
01:00:18Sir?
01:00:20Mrs. Falcon.
01:00:22Obviously, is a maniac loose.
01:00:24Ah, yes.
01:00:26Now, if he or she were to give herself up,
01:00:30we could help her.
01:00:33Or him.
01:00:36Where's Richard?
01:00:40In bed.
01:00:42In the loft?
01:00:44No.
01:00:45In my bed.
01:00:47Hmm.
01:00:48I see.
01:00:50Please, you're outside, Richard.
01:00:53Confess.
01:00:55Inspector.
01:00:57I might as well confess everything.
01:01:00Do.
01:01:02Richard and I have been lovers for the past two years.
01:01:06I see.
01:01:08No, I don't think you do.
01:01:10You see, this is very difficult, Inspector.
01:01:14You see, Max was not a complete man.
01:01:19What do you mean?
01:01:20You mean in the old wedding tackled about?
01:01:23You see, in fact, it was Max who suggested
01:01:26that Richard and I, um,
01:01:29become intimate.
01:01:32You see, Max liked to watch us.
01:01:36What?
01:01:37Really?
01:01:38And to take pictures.
01:01:40Of you and Richard?
01:01:41Doing it.
01:01:42In a beast with two backs type situation.
01:01:44Well, he would, um...
01:01:47Shall I go on?
01:01:51Oh, yes, uh, go on, by all means.
01:01:53Right.
01:01:53Well, Max would take off all his clothes
01:01:57except for a sequined jockstrap,
01:01:58a pair of flippers and a snorkel.
01:02:00Then he'd get Richard and I to whip him
01:02:02with a couple of wet cabbage leaves.
01:02:04Are you getting all this down, Steve?
01:02:06Write it down.
01:02:06There's a good boy.
01:02:08No.
01:02:10No!
01:02:12I'll do it!
01:02:13Come back!
01:02:14I'll do it!
01:02:15Right.
01:02:18Time and time again,
01:02:20all covered in Vegemite
01:02:21in a bathtub full of live squib.
01:02:24Jesus, that was a sick man.
01:02:26Steve, would you just perhaps
01:02:27wait outside for a minute?
01:02:29Was he a sick man?
01:02:30Oh, yes.
01:02:32I was not.
01:02:33I'll get you for this.
01:02:34I'd like to see him now, please.
01:02:36Huh?
01:02:37Mrs Falcon, Max is dead.
01:02:39Of course.
01:02:40Um, Richard,
01:02:41you'd like to see Richard.
01:02:42I'd rather you didn't.
01:02:44Oh, I'd rather I did.
01:02:46This is a true confession
01:02:48made with all my heart
01:02:49to clear my conscience
01:02:51once and for all.
01:02:53Richard Kolsky.
01:02:55Very good, darling.
01:02:56Now sign it.
01:02:58Marilyn will kill me.
01:03:00She certainly had enough practice.
01:03:05Words.
01:03:06Words.
01:03:07Words.
01:03:08Go moro tomoro.
01:03:09Now.
01:03:10Today.
01:03:11Now.
01:03:12What's he talking about?
01:03:13No.
01:03:14Poetry, Phoebe.
01:03:15No.
01:03:16No.
01:03:16No.
01:03:17The winds of Sodom call me onward.
01:03:20To the beloved brain.
01:03:22Now remember,
01:03:24he's not a well man.
01:03:28That's not a confession.
01:03:30I know it's not in his mouth.
01:03:32Mike.
01:03:33Richard.
01:03:34Oh, here you are.
01:03:37Inspector?
01:03:38Rich?
01:03:38Oh, you know each other, don't you?
01:03:39Richard.
01:03:42Richard.
01:03:43The finger of doom points.
01:03:46Loves.
01:03:47Becomes.
01:03:48Death.
01:03:49Come.
01:03:50Embrace me.
01:03:52I want to fly.
01:03:54Eh?
01:03:55We all do, David.
01:03:56It's not.
01:03:57It's not.
01:04:00It's all.
01:04:01Never.
01:04:03Never.
01:04:06Never.
01:04:07Never.
01:04:08Never.
01:04:09I think we've established that already.
01:04:12No!
01:04:18Jesus!
01:04:31Richard!
01:04:32Come back!
01:04:36Where's he going?
01:04:39It's not so bad.
01:04:42Look after him.
01:04:43It's hopeless.
01:04:45Even more than you.
01:04:58European poet Richard Kowalski died today in a bizarre fall at the home of his late mentor,
01:05:04Max Malcon.
01:05:05Investigating police say there are no suspicious circumstances.
01:05:17Thespian?
01:05:18Murderer.
01:05:19Not another one.
01:05:21Well, he's in the wrong place.
01:05:22He'll have to go.
01:05:23No.
01:05:24I want him to stay.
01:05:25What?
01:05:25Out of the question.
01:05:26I told you to get rid of that.
01:05:28Look, that's your boy, you idiot.
01:05:30Some haunting.
01:05:31Ha!
01:05:31Max Falcon star.
01:05:33You always were a triumph of tenacity over talent.
01:05:36Clear the stage has been.
01:05:40Where do you think you're going?
01:05:41You are an evil, bullying, inefficient man.
01:05:45If we were alive, you wouldn't get a job emptying our office bins.
01:05:48Tristan?
01:05:49Yes?
01:05:49Get them back on the stage.
01:05:51Shut up!
01:05:52Life is a precious gift.
01:05:54And we've all had it taken from us.
01:05:56We deserve some dignity, some respect.
01:05:59We're lost and confused and vulnerable.
01:06:01And we deserve a hell of a lot better than a worthless fart like you.
01:06:06You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:06:08I pick up that phone and purgatory.
01:06:11Run of the show contract.
01:06:14Is that the link to...
01:06:16It certainly is.
01:06:17You are finished, Falcon.
01:06:20Norder?
01:06:21I want him fired.
01:06:22I want him fired.
01:06:26Okay?
01:06:27Fine.
01:06:28Just like the old days.
01:06:30Get me the boss.
01:06:33Darling!
01:06:50Get him, I need you.
01:07:00I need you.
01:07:04Bruce?
01:07:05You haven't changed.
01:07:08Nor you.
01:07:12Bruce?
01:07:13Where's the teddy bear Marilyn gave you?
01:07:19I'm not going to tell you.
01:07:23Ever.
01:07:25Max.
01:07:26Do you remember when we were first married?
01:07:30And we used to go for walks along the beach at night, looking at the moon.
01:07:34Wishing on the moon.
01:07:38You remember?
01:07:41Are you wishing baby?
01:07:43Yes.
01:07:44What for?
01:07:46For you.
01:07:54Hi.
01:07:56I know that you're a ghost and everything, but...
01:07:59Do you think it's possible for us to...
01:08:03I don't know.
01:08:05Oh, Mia.
01:08:13Oh.
01:08:18It was possible.
01:08:24listen everyone i've got some news as of now this creature is no longer producer i am says who says
01:08:38um yes i've got a message for the inspector um no i'm sorry i can't give you my name
01:08:44um but it's about the falcon murders yes i know who did it well um i'll meet the inspector and
01:08:52his
01:08:52partner at about two o'clock have you got a pill
01:08:58oh brown wind my cleft of joy my font of fish and my rainbow river trout
01:09:06i have a hook for me she's going to confess marilyn's going to confess
01:09:18tell her
01:09:40marilyn how nice
01:09:44yes ruth you're the second visitor i've had gordon came to see me all the way from beyond the grave
01:09:54wasn't that nice then you know why i'm here
01:09:57yes
01:10:00no
01:10:03you're not gonna tell me where it is
01:10:05no
01:10:08trust me ruth
01:10:10i mean it
01:10:16gentle lisa look honestly i did mean it when i told my darling that i would confess but
01:10:23i mean why should i spend years in some filthy prison for a few indiscretions i mean max and i
01:10:32are happy and to make sure we stay that way this afternoon i had to take care of some unfinished
01:10:40business of my own
01:10:45hey jerry i bet it is
01:10:46of course it is don't worry about it boy think positively we've sent her a trap she'll fall into it
01:10:51you're inăm
01:11:19you're home
01:11:21you're not
01:11:36So, I just killed them both.
01:11:41Well, that's about it, really.
01:11:43Um, when you hear this confession, gentle listener,
01:11:4840, 50, maybe 60 years from my time,
01:11:51try not to judge me too harshly.
01:11:53I was and am a woman in love.
01:12:09Inspector.
01:12:13Steve is dead.
01:12:19I understand how you feel.
01:12:23And I'm sorry about the sergeant.
01:12:26Be very, very careful.
01:12:29I'm going to kill you.
01:12:31And before I kill you, I'm going to tell you why I'm going to kill you.
01:12:37Don't be serious.
01:12:38I mean, you're a policeman.
01:12:40And you, Mrs. Falcon, are a mad dog.
01:12:45I'm putting you to sleep.
01:12:52Very well.
01:12:53Well, before you do, it's very important that I place this in that drawer along with my will.
01:13:06Very, very, very important.
01:13:11And you'll be very, very, very, very careful.
01:13:34I think we're in trouble.
01:13:45Darling!
01:13:46Oh, what are you doing?
01:13:48Nothing.
01:13:49Um, oh, the inspector's not too good.
01:13:52Um, oh, hello, Gordon.
01:13:54Um, I've got you a teddy bear.
01:13:58No trouble.
01:14:01Uh, Sergeant.
01:14:03Now, Nourda?
01:14:05Now.
01:14:07What's going on?
01:14:08What's she talking about?
01:14:09Dear lady, you're coming with us.
01:14:11Oh, no, I'm not.
01:14:13No!
01:14:13Oh, please.
01:14:16She's made a confession.
01:14:18I'll give her a break.
01:14:20She'll be dead in 50 years.
01:14:22Love to help you, Max, but I didn't make the rules.
01:14:24No breaks.
01:14:25She's dead now.
01:14:27What?
01:14:28Gordon, thank you.
01:14:31Oh, my God.
01:15:05See?
01:15:06I'm not going anywhere.
01:15:10Norder, Steve, everyone.
01:15:15I'm sorry.
01:15:16All right, I killed you, and I'm sorry.
01:15:20I don't think I really killed you, Richard.
01:15:22Certainly not you, dear.
01:15:25But I'm not ready to go anywhere with you just yet.
01:15:27I'm staying right here, Maxie, right down.
01:15:36Right, Bunny.
01:15:39We'll be together.
01:15:46Always.
01:16:00Welcome.
01:16:01Oh, shit.
01:16:24Five minutes, everyone.
01:16:26Your five-minute call.
01:16:28You mean, travelling on?
01:16:31Yes, Max.
01:16:32Travelling on!
01:16:53Noda!
01:16:54Noda!
01:16:56Yes, Richard?
01:16:58The only one doesn't have a pass.
01:16:59Why not?
01:17:00It's my unfinished business.
01:17:02When I was alive, I never loved anyone, except myself.
01:17:05So, you're an actress.
01:17:07Thank you, producer.
01:17:09Thank you, producer.
01:17:10Thank you, producer.
01:17:12Thank you, producer.
01:17:20Now, anyone here without a pass?
01:17:21Hurry.
01:17:21Me.
01:17:22I've got mine.
01:17:22I've got mine.
01:17:23I've got mine.
01:17:25Come on, boys.
01:17:27Come on, boys.
01:17:35Do you have a pass, Noda?
01:17:37I'm staying.
01:17:38Stay?
01:17:39Look at this place.
01:17:41Max, these are my children.
01:17:43Showbiz people.
01:17:44They can't look out for themselves.
01:17:45They need me.
01:17:46I haven't got a pass.
01:17:49I'm sorry, Marilyn.
01:17:50You can't go.
01:17:52Why not?
01:17:53You've been too naughty.
01:17:55You're to return to the living.
01:17:56Return to the living?
01:17:57Oh, that's good.
01:17:57That's great.
01:17:58I'm sorry, Marilyn, but there are no guarantees where or when, or even your place in the food
01:18:03chain.
01:18:04Noda, can't you do anything?
01:18:07For old time's sake, Noda.
01:18:10I'm sorry, Max.
01:18:13Take it, take it, take it away.
01:18:21I'm not leaving Marilyn.
01:18:24You have to.
01:18:25You've got your pass.
01:18:27Stand with my wife.
01:18:29Nuts.
01:18:31Come on, Mike.
01:18:34What are you doing?
01:18:35You'll be needing a director of hauntings, won't you?
01:18:38Well, yes, but...
01:18:39Well, I guess I can stay a while.
01:18:42Graces, everyone.
01:18:46Overdrive, and begin!
01:18:58Max, are you sure?
01:19:08You can stay here with us.
01:19:11I go where my bunny goes.
01:19:16You're not going to like this.
01:19:30Max, darling.
01:19:31Do you know that one that Freud said he loved me playing him in the show?
01:19:34Better than Phil.
01:19:35More sensitivity, more humanity.
01:19:36Don't stop, darling.
01:19:37I mean, that part was a dream.
01:19:39It all seems like a dream now, doesn't it?
01:19:41Freud was actually a much bigger man than I played him, but he said size wasn't important.
01:19:45Only the performance.
01:19:47That's right.
01:19:48Did I already tell you?
01:19:49Just tell me you love me, bunny.
01:19:51I love you, bunny.
01:19:52And we'll be together always?
01:19:54Yes, bunny.
01:19:55Always.
01:19:57What?
01:19:57Look!
01:19:58Bunny.
01:19:59Bunny!
01:20:00Where are you going?
01:20:01You know I can't run as fast as you!
01:20:07Marilyn, come back here!
01:20:21Come back here!
01:20:25Come back here!
01:20:27Come back here!
01:20:40Help me!
01:20:45Help!
01:20:46Come back here, you naughty dog!
01:20:47What have you done?
01:20:48Help!
01:20:50I can't swim!
01:20:52Very sorry!
01:20:54You're sorry!
01:20:56You naughty girl, Mary, you naughty dog!
01:20:58I can't swim!
01:21:00Neither can I!
01:21:01There's someone who can!
01:21:04Help!
01:21:05Help!
01:21:06Save!
01:21:07Oh, God!
01:21:08Save!
01:21:10The fully clothed body of charismatic police inspector Jerry White was found today drowned in a bizarre surfing incident.
01:21:18Ironically, Inspector White had just been cleared by a medical review board and was said to be eager to return
01:21:24to duty.
01:21:25Investigating police say there are no suspicious circumstances.
01:21:28Circumstances!
01:21:29Well, they tell to sit by, by the great white way.
01:21:33Gonna have our names up there and lights today.
01:21:38Spread on the stage of immortality.
01:21:42This show is gonna run for an eternity.
01:21:45Tell me about this heaven.
01:21:50I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:21:56I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:21:58God, I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:22:00Lord, we sing the song for so long.
01:22:03We've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:22:06It's a good time to go to heaven.
01:22:12Tell me about this heaven.
01:22:14Where's this heaven?
01:22:16I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:22:20We've gone with heaven.
01:22:22Now it's sad, sad, sad.
01:22:24Please, for me now.
01:22:25Let's go to heaven.
01:22:28Let's go to heaven.
01:22:31Let's go to heaven.
01:22:33Lord, we sing the song.
01:22:42Let my people go up.
01:22:45Summer's made and go up.
01:22:46Take us to the rainbow.
01:22:49Lord, we sing the song.
01:22:50Let my people go up.
01:22:53Summer's made and go up.
01:22:54Take us to the rainbow.
01:22:57Lord, we sing the song.
01:23:15Where's this heaven?
01:23:17Tell me about this heaven.
01:23:19God, I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:23:24God, I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:23:27God, I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:23:35God, I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:23:41God, I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:23:41God, I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:23:46God, I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:23:51God, I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:23:53God, I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
01:23:54God, I've been waiting so long to get to heaven.
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