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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:36The next one is the
00:37And the new launch, Beach!
00:40The new launch!
00:43You are the new launch!
00:49The new launch!
00:49The new launch!
00:55The new launch!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:42I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:17This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch?
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey.
05:07I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there.
05:14Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it.
05:15He tracked me.
05:18He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:30You're my fiancé.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:35Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:33Yeah.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously?
07:01Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, pencil neck!
07:24I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burp.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:59But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:29Just keep Lily safe.
10:35Mommy?
10:36Mommy!
10:37Mommy!
10:39Mommy!
10:40Mommy!
10:41Mommy!
10:42Mommy!
10:43Mommy!
10:44Mommy!
10:45Mommy!
10:47Mommy!
10:49Mommy!
10:49Mommy!
10:57Mommy!
11:06Mommy!
11:07Mommy!
11:09Mommy!
11:12Mommy!
11:14Mommy!
11:14Mommy!
11:15Mommy!
11:17Mommy!
11:18Mommy!
11:19Mommy!
11:19Mommy!
11:26Give me a name, Leora.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé, my property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No! Let go!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay. Stay out of it.
12:46Boss?
12:47Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe. Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:21Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:19Gulp, you down, and my power doubles!
14:22Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy! Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I... I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:36Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:39Bye, goodbye.
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait. The baby mama herself.
16:31Perfect.
16:35Perfect. Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:50Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:54Go!
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:10You...Posei?
17:12That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:16That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:47Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:06That's how it happened.
18:07I...
18:07But...
18:08I...
18:08I...
18:08I...
18:33I...
18:46My liege
18:47Have mercy
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter
18:50I swear it
18:50Please spare my life
18:52No problem
18:53Thank you my lord
18:54Thank you for your mercy
18:55Try to remember that in your next life
19:10Enjoying the show
19:21My king
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydra
19:24We swear
19:24Listen to me
19:25If any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:29I will skin you alive
19:32Now
19:32Get the fuck out of my sight
19:34Yes
19:35Yes my liege
19:47My love
19:49Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
19:51I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:02That wild god pans always pulling power grabs
20:05But Poseidon
20:07Guy's long gone
20:08Probably fish food in some trench
20:10Right
20:11Sea god myth
20:12Ancient history
20:13Wanna bet
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore
20:27The world's the same as ever
20:29The dead are louder than the living
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole
20:47Poseidon?
20:48Poseidon?
20:58Is Hades still breathing?
20:59If he is
21:01Tell him to get his ass out here
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this
21:15I'm not wasting it on you
21:17I need a background check
21:23You know who I am
21:24Hades' ace
21:26You crash my spot
21:27You die here
21:51Little fish
21:52Little fish
22:00Hades' staff
22:01One shot
22:03The sea king
22:04He's real
22:07Hades
22:07You hiding?
22:09Come out
22:10Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:13One
22:15Two
22:19Thank the fates
22:21The boss is here
22:27Boss
22:27This bum
22:34You idiot
22:35Piss off the lord of the oceans
22:37And we all drown
22:38You're done
22:38Get out
22:39In front of Poseidon
22:41You're ants
22:42I'm saving your worthless heights
22:49My lord
22:50Is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
23:01Understood
23:01I'll mobilize every team right now
23:04You have three days
23:05I'll be back
23:10Everyone
23:10Drop what you're doing
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:14Every resource
23:15Every contact
23:16Now
23:17Tell them Poseidon's back
23:19Yes boss
23:26Poseidon's back
23:27Let's hope this time
23:28He doesn't flood the place
23:29Just to make a point
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead
23:40Kid comes with us alive
23:42She's still hurt
23:42Easy pickets
23:44Let's move
23:57We'll make a nice stew
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch
24:06A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:10Pathetic
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold
24:20Or I drag your corpse back
24:22Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid
24:35Stay away from my daughter
24:37Don't you dare touch her
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding
24:56This forest is locked down
24:58Surrender now
25:00I'll go with you
25:02On one condition
25:03Let my daughter go
25:05No, Mommy
25:07No, Mommy
25:07I'm not leaving you
25:09No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you
25:19Kids mine
25:20You die
25:24You poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog
25:31The more you fight
25:32The faster it rots you from the inside
25:35Give up
25:37You've gone too far
25:38Even if I die today
25:40I'm not letting you win
25:44You're wounded
25:46Poisoned
25:48Done
25:49The kids coming with me
25:53Don't touch her
25:54Come at me
25:56Feisty one
25:57Dylan wants you dead
25:59But first
26:01I'm gonna have some fun
26:09Such a pretty face
26:11All mine now
26:16Let my mommy go
26:17You bastard
26:25Lily
26:25Lily
26:26Run
26:27Get out of here
26:32Serve me well
26:34And I might let her run
26:35A little longer
26:42Lily
26:43Lily
26:50Huddy
26:56Your hands off her
27:05you touch my woman you're a dead man my poison
27:15what the hell just happened
27:20you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with
27:27one hand
27:44jack keep lily safe long as i'm here you don't lose shut up and go now
28:02if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:36no
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:06Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid.
29:18I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:35Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:52You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human.
29:58Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:02Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily.
30:23Lily, you can turn around now.
30:27Daddy?
30:28What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:42Don't move.
30:43Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:45I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily.
30:57No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:14I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn.
31:28You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily.
31:37Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:30Where's Lily?
32:33Lily?
32:34Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first.
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine.
33:24I'll oblige.
33:33Then stop up.
33:35Maybe I'll touch him.
33:36Take him.
33:39Take him.
33:43Take him.
33:46Keep integrating.
33:46I want my accountability.
33:50Take him.
33:52I'm sorry.
33:53I'm sorry.
33:53NFL inte heeft.
33:54I can't do it.
33:54I'll freeze him.
33:55You're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are Poseidon's warriors
34:30Ancient Ekethra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:37Ha ha ha our boss has real backing he summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
34:43No matter how strong you are kneel and beg
34:47They're coming for us we're finished
34:50Don't worry darling things might turn around
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured
34:55Now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:00They're here for me
35:01Jack stay behind me
35:03With me here no one touches you
35:06Stop saying that Jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:16My lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:24You worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where I stand
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:42You're with me
35:43You're a
35:44You're a
35:48You're
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