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My Dad Is Poseidon - Full Movie
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Get harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burp!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one shot at pants top of an orcer!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, maybe. But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy?
10:36Mommy?
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Liara.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé. My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some straight dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I... got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:33Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Liara. Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe. Now drink.
13:04Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:11Jack.
13:12You...
13:15Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
13:49That's your first time meeting.
14:03I'll take a while.
14:04Let's make it.
14:16Come on, now.
14:17AND MY POWER DOUBLES! HA HA HA HA!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful but I-
14:58Daddy! Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I-I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:28And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:31His throne...
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:42Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:47Whew!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11Liz, I've got you, baby.
16:13I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip every head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:51Go!
16:55Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:53Monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
18:00He's just a regular guy, after all.
19:31Yes, yes, my leash.
19:32Yes, my love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
19:49the truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon, guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Want to bet?
20:11There ain't no Sea King anymore.
20:24The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:29Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:32You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:56If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:12I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:25You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:49Little fish.
21:56Hades' staff?
21:58One shot?
21:59The Sea King!
22:00He's real!
22:03Hades!
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out!
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:10One!
22:11Two!
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:23Boss!
22:24This bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:32Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:35Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon.
22:38Your ants.
22:39I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord.
22:46Is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:00You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:05Everyone!
23:06Drop what you're doing.
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource.
23:11Every contact.
23:13Now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back.
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:36Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:40Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:13Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:31Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:50Mommy!
24:51You're bleeding!
24:51This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:58On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:01No, Mommy!
25:02I'm not leaving you!
25:14Kids mine.
25:16You die.
25:20You poisoned me?
25:24My poison fog.
25:26The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:30Give up!
25:31You've gone too far.
25:34Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded.
25:41You're wounded.
25:41Poisoned.
25:42Poisoned.
25:44The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her!
25:49Come at me!
25:50Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:54But first, I'm going to have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face.
26:06All mine now.
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily, Lily, run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:27Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:09Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend.
27:18Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:37Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:40Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:42Shut up and go!
27:44Now!
27:55If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:00Run all you want! My pack tears you both apart!
28:28Let's get started.
28:30Yeah!
28:31No!
28:35You, you!
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:29Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:49You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:38right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:34No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:44You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:11In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:53This... can't be.
34:19Ancient Ekethra. The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:36They're coming for us. We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:49They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:05My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30I'm sure you're alive!
35:35I'm not sure you're alive!
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