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00:00:09You said you'd always walked out for me. You promised!
00:00:12Well, maybe I don't want to look at you.
00:00:13I hate you.
00:00:14Zoe, you remember my son, Ryan?
00:00:16Hey.
00:00:16Your father wasn't having an affair with your mom.
00:00:18Grace!
00:00:19He raped her!
00:00:20No!
00:00:22Oh my God, Samir.
00:00:23Is that Zoe's dad?
00:00:25Yes.
00:00:26I would never let anything happen to you or Zoe.
00:00:33Samir's done it.
00:00:34As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:00:39I want you to find William Butcher.
00:00:41We've got an ubervirus strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet.
00:00:46No.
00:00:47Soldier boy killing my family.
00:00:48I gotta get this motherfucker out of my head.
00:00:50Look, you let me go, you'll be the hero that saved Translucent.
00:00:57Sweet boy.
00:00:58I will be there for you always.
00:01:02Okay, good.
00:01:04Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:01:07Stand up in the name of Jesus!
00:01:10Be sweet.
00:01:11Bye.
00:01:36Good boy.
00:01:40I have to say goodbye.
00:01:41I'll see you together.
00:01:43I'll see you next time.
00:01:44I'll see you later.
00:01:45Go now.
00:01:50Good boy.
00:01:52I'll see you next time.
00:01:55Okay,iful.
00:01:55What a boy is going on.
00:01:57I've got to leave you here, right?
00:01:58I'll see you next time.
00:02:11Let's go.
00:02:30Let's go.
00:02:32Let's go.
00:02:33Let's go.
00:02:33Let's go.
00:02:33Let's go.
00:02:36Let's go.
00:02:36Let's go.
00:02:37Let's go.
00:03:08Soldier Boy.
00:03:10America's first hero, defender of liberty, faith, and family.
00:03:15Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
00:03:18Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
00:03:24but from the ashes of injustice soldier boy has been reborn and america deserves the truth
00:03:32since 1984 soldier boy has been in russia working with our friends in the kremlin to root out those
00:03:38sneaky traitors in ukraine turns out russia isn't our enemy they're a strong family first nation
00:03:43who don't put up with trans bathrooms we're grateful to soldier boy for his courage and
00:03:48sacrifice and we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the seven
00:03:57it is my honor to present soldier boy with the first ever democratic medal of patriotic freedom
00:04:16my boy my poor sweet boy
00:04:23i'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father
00:04:4940 years out of spotlight still got it
00:04:53sage tells me uh socials are blowing up people magazine they're they're calling us uh america's
00:05:00sexiest dynasty believe that
00:05:09come on i would never have sent you in there if i knew the butcher had the virus i wouldn't
00:05:14have
00:05:14i swear to god although i did tell you not to engage so if we're pointing fingers i don't think
00:05:21i
00:05:21should be exclusively at fault here gentlemen lab results are in lab results
00:05:30now a lot has happened today at this event soldier boy
00:05:33how we were there they all got infected we watched them die
00:05:37how the fuck is that constant braving oh no oh no
00:05:50he's got v1 in his bloodstream shit v1 what is v1
00:05:55frederick fought's first iteration of compound v
00:06:00v1's ten times more potent than today's formula highly unstable only worked on a handful of early
00:06:06soups you bombsite torpedo private angel stormfront
00:06:12who is stormfront dr vaut's wife clara i think you know where's liberty
00:06:18point is v1 saved your life and is likely why your generation of soups doesn't age
00:06:23this is a modern compound v molecule this is the virus its spike proteins bind to the v receptors
00:06:33kind of like gears meshing but v1 is different it looks like this
00:06:39nothing for the virus to bind to you might have told us that before we tested it v1 hasn't been
00:06:44in
00:06:44circulation since the 1950s and i thought soldier boy was dead we all did now all i'm hearing is that
00:07:03okay but what about homelander does this does this mean that i'm his son am i immune to
00:07:09you no your embryo was shot up with plain old garden variety v like me like every other suit but
00:07:15if homelander got his hands on some v1 then theoretically he'd be like soldier boy immune to
00:07:20the virus maybe even immortal bring me some i can't why not thought destroyed every vial there's none left
00:07:26could the vial still exist somewhere i suppose wait if that's true then that means he can use that we
00:07:32need to get to it before homelander does how i'm sure he knows all this already we're fucked good point
00:07:38love we hit him with the virus today while it still works that wasn't at all my point which is
00:07:45right see it's the smart play we draw him out and hit him today okay how are you gonna get
00:07:51it in front
00:07:52of him homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days which means he's probably scared of
00:07:57getting infected and if you release this thing he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over
00:08:01right so until you figure that out we have to find some of this v1 we don't really have a
00:08:08choice
00:08:10i know where to start
00:08:15wow thank god that stuff's in here saved you um i guess all's well that anyway you know what fuck
00:08:21you
00:08:21you knew butcher had the virus you defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip no no
00:08:27i did
00:08:28not what i wanted well jokes on you asshole because i'm gonna live and you'll die if the virus doesn't
00:08:35get you time will and when you're sitting in that wheelchair shitting in a colostomy bag
00:08:40i'll be running the seven shitting on sherry lewis's tits
00:08:48look at you just the softest wettest boy
00:08:55you're pathetic you're nothing at all
00:09:06mademoiselle annie are you certain of this we don't have a choice
00:09:19you know what this means right if we do get this fee one you and kimiko could take some
00:09:24i mean it made soldier boy immune to the virus it could make you immune too like a vaccine
00:09:28yeah or we could grow a million dicks like a poosh ball but with dicks
00:09:33very specific but look there's a chance
00:09:36no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:09:40no no no no no no no no no not you
00:09:41whoa whoa whoa Daki take it easy put him away kiddo that won't be necessary
00:09:47at least not yet starlight we weren't expecting you i take it marie morot is running late
00:09:54marie's not coming but i know about the meeting you had a while back she set this up actually
00:10:00did she yeah we need you to tell us everything that you know about v1
00:10:04You mean the first-generation V soldier boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're
00:10:11working on with William Butcher?
00:10:15You can't actually be surprised, I know.
00:10:18But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
00:10:27Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
00:10:28And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
00:10:31But you're still working with him.
00:10:34We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1, and if he does, he lives forever, and you will
00:10:42be just as fucked as the rest of us.
00:10:45So you're going to keep droning on like some fucking Black Mr. Spock, or you're going to help us out?
00:10:57Follow me.
00:11:09After you.
00:11:10After you.
00:11:320.1% torch the world.
00:11:35And watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
00:11:40It smells near.
00:11:41You're right.
00:11:42It smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven while Arby's jerked off in the corner.
00:11:47It's V-Bro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
00:11:49Fuck!
00:11:49Everyone, this is Maverick.
00:11:51Translucent, son.
00:11:54Sup, player?
00:11:56Sup, player?
00:11:59Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
00:12:01He sang at my dad's funeral.
00:12:03Maverick, hi.
00:12:04Um, what are you doing here?
00:12:06Don't you go to Godolken?
00:12:08Fuck that place.
00:12:09And fuck Vought.
00:12:10They're all a bunch of liars.
00:12:11They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
00:12:14Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
00:12:19It was Homelander.
00:12:22Homelander killed my dad.
00:12:26Wow, Homelander.
00:12:29Ugh, God, I, fuck that fucking motherfucker.
00:12:33I've been saying it for years.
00:12:34This fucking, this fucking guy motherfucker.
00:12:39Okay, so Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
00:12:43What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
00:12:45I believe the children are our future.
00:12:47Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
00:12:50Follow me.
00:12:51If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
00:12:57V1 was barbaric and unstable.
00:13:00Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
00:13:04He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
00:13:08Jesus.
00:13:09Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
00:13:15Why am I not surprised?
00:13:16By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
00:13:21security.
00:13:23Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the 50s and swept all mentioned of V1 under the rug, like every other
00:13:29sordid chapter in this company's history.
00:13:31And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
00:13:33Not that I've seen.
00:13:34You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
00:13:38This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
00:13:41If you want to look through them, be my guest.
00:13:49Zoe?
00:13:50Zoe, wait.
00:13:53What happened to your mom was awful.
00:13:56Look, I didn't know that Butcher was gonna...
00:14:00I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
00:14:02I promise.
00:14:09Promise?
00:14:10You promised that we'd be safe.
00:14:13Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
00:14:16I'm sorry.
00:14:17Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
00:14:22So go fuck yourself.
00:14:35Maybe if I'd raised you, I could have made you better.
00:14:39You're a fucking disappointment.
00:14:42Disappointment.
00:14:43The pitiful disappointment you are.
00:14:45Deep down, there's a part of you that is still human.
00:14:49You're pathetic.
00:14:50Pathetic.
00:14:50Weak.
00:14:51You're my greatest failure.
00:14:52You're nothing at all.
00:14:54You're nothing at all.
00:15:11Oh, my love.
00:15:12Oh, my boy.
00:15:15My sweet boy.
00:15:19What is wrong?
00:15:21Why are you so unhappy?
00:15:22My father and my dear son.
00:15:26Everything.
00:15:27It's all falling apart.
00:15:29No.
00:15:30No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
00:15:33Yes.
00:15:34It's been foretold.
00:15:36You're about to ascend, become immortal, divine, a true God with the love of the world.
00:15:46I know you think love is weak and human, but who is more loved than Jesus?
00:15:53And why should he have more love than you?
00:15:57You save more people than he does.
00:16:02The one true God.
00:16:07How?
00:16:09How millions of people should you save me?
00:16:12Well, then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
00:16:18Rip babies from their mother's wombs.
00:16:21Yes.
00:16:21Skin parents in front of their children.
00:16:25Rid the world of the wicked.
00:16:27Yes.
00:16:27The non-believers.
00:16:31But they'll call me a foster.
00:16:34The only ones left will be your faithful.
00:16:37And they will love you in their hearts.
00:16:40They'll cry happy tears at the mere thought of you.
00:16:44You have one last task, my love.
00:16:47Yes.
00:17:19You're late.
00:17:20Came as soon as you texted.
00:17:21It's kind of far.
00:17:22Where?
00:17:23Russia.
00:17:25Near the border, I think.
00:17:26Anybody see you?
00:17:29Uh, no.
00:17:31What's that?
00:17:39I had caught myself shaving.
00:17:43Trust me, you don't need to shave.
00:17:50So your grandpa's in there with them now?
00:17:55Is, uh...
00:17:56Is Butcher in there?
00:17:58No.
00:17:59But they can lead us to him.
00:18:01We can find him and kill him.
00:18:04Kill Butcher?
00:18:06I don't think that's a good idea.
00:18:08You don't think we could?
00:18:09He's dangerous.
00:18:11Look what he did to your mom.
00:18:12That's the point.
00:18:14He's not worth it.
00:18:15Ryan.
00:18:15It's not worth you getting hurt.
00:18:19He'd kill you.
00:18:22So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand.
00:18:25Zoe.
00:18:25Forget it.
00:18:43You think I couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath?
00:18:49What the fuck?
00:18:50Well, well, well.
00:18:52Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
00:18:54Should buy myself a lotto ticket.
00:18:57I thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
00:18:59You never had and showed?
00:19:00I was planning to nick Zoe.
00:19:02Text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
00:19:05But, hey.
00:19:06Fucking Christmas.
00:19:15Nice one.
00:19:17But I don't break easy in that morning.
00:19:20Not like Mallory.
00:19:21You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
00:19:23Killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia.
00:19:28So he was right about you.
00:19:30Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
00:19:35You could.
00:19:37But you won't.
00:19:38And why is that?
00:19:39Because we both love the same woman.
00:19:43And we both hate the same cunt.
00:19:48Look, mate.
00:19:49You can be as pissy with me as you like.
00:19:51But we both know I ain't the bad guy here.
00:19:56No, really.
00:19:59I just need us to have a proper chat.
00:20:03That's all.
00:20:10Home leather.
00:20:12Up here.
00:20:13What are you...
00:20:15What in the fuck?
00:20:20Is that milk?
00:20:21Better.
00:20:22Breast milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
00:20:24Well, what, you ask me up here so I can watch you swim in tit jizz?
00:20:28I want to give you another chance.
00:20:29You want to give me another chance?
00:20:31Yes.
00:20:32Help me find the V-1.
00:20:33I'd rather fist myself with a handful of razors.
00:20:37Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V-1 to find.
00:20:40Oh, there most certainly is.
00:20:43And I am going to find it.
00:20:46Yeah, what makes you so sure?
00:20:48An angel told me.
00:20:51It's my destiny.
00:20:52Just when I thought it was a ceiling to how fucking weird you could get.
00:20:56Yes, yes.
00:20:57Make your jokes.
00:20:59You've been blessed with immortality.
00:21:02And what have you done with it?
00:21:03Drink and fuck yourself numb.
00:21:09You, you, you, are a disappointment.
00:21:15You see, I am not going to waste my immortality.
00:21:23I am going to take what's rightfully mine.
00:21:25I'm asking you if you want a seat at the table because you're my father.
00:21:29But with or without you, a reckoning is coming.
00:21:36You know, all I see is a freak.
00:21:39A freak with a bushel of gray pubes.
00:21:44Try some just for men.
00:22:01What's for it, Harmony?
00:22:02I have no idea.
00:22:03It's all over these memos.
00:22:05What do they say?
00:22:06I don't know.
00:22:07The text is encrypted, but I think I can crack it.
00:22:09You couldn't possibly.
00:22:10It's 1944.
00:22:12There's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption technology.
00:22:16I don't know what the fuck was that.
00:22:16Give me an hour.
00:22:20Where the fuck is that?
00:22:35Hey.
00:22:37Sorry, just, uh, you might want to lighten up on that V-Bro Mango Thunder.
00:22:42That is... that is musky.
00:22:46My dad was in the first campaign.
00:22:48Vanish into freshness.
00:22:50It just smells like him, you know?
00:22:53I'm sorry about your dad.
00:22:56I lost mine, too.
00:22:58I'm sorry to hear that.
00:23:00It's just... it's crazy, right?
00:23:01Walk around one day feeling fine, and then...
00:23:05Out of nowhere, the pain just hits you like a truck.
00:23:08Like, just takes the wind out of you.
00:23:10You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
00:23:12Let me help.
00:23:13Look, Maverick, I don't think that's such a good idea.
00:23:16It's really dangerous.
00:23:17I don't care. He fucking killed my dad.
00:23:20It's the only thing I can think about.
00:23:21I know that you want this to mean something.
00:23:24But it's never gonna make sense.
00:23:26And the more that you try, the less sense it'll make.
00:23:30Trust me. I know.
00:23:33What am I supposed to do?
00:23:35Honestly, just... let go.
00:23:38Live your life. Be happy.
00:23:40Maybe fall in love with someone.
00:23:42I do have a girlfriend.
00:23:44Really?
00:23:45Sloan.
00:23:46She's an alpaca.
00:23:51Cool, just... maybe think about what your dad would want for you,
00:23:55and then do that.
00:23:56That's what I'm trying to do, anyway.
00:23:59Yuri?
00:24:01Can I, um... can I just talk to you for a quick second?
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:09Stop.
00:24:15Another mention of Fort Harmony from 1963.
00:24:19Butcher has a scanner, no?
00:24:21He does.
00:24:21Maybe resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text.
00:24:25Okay.
00:24:26Go with him.
00:24:27Sounds good.
00:24:27I've been watching pornography and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
00:24:35I don't understand.
00:24:38All you do is get him on the blower and tell him you want to see him.
00:24:42He rocks up.
00:24:43You chuck the shit in his face.
00:24:45And that'll be it.
00:24:47Why me?
00:24:48Because he won't leave the fortress of cunnature for anyone else.
00:24:51So this is what you want to talk to me about?
00:24:54Killing my dad.
00:24:56Listen, mate.
00:24:57Is that all you think I'm good for?
00:24:58I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, alright?
00:25:00You're done with that.
00:25:02Homelander raped your mum.
00:25:03He's gonna burn everything down and you are the only one who can stop him.
00:25:09Now, normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks about destiny.
00:25:13But if anyone's got one, it's you.
00:25:21I throw this virus at him.
00:25:23What'll happen to me?
00:25:27He'll die.
00:25:31I'll be close by and we'll go together.
00:25:36No.
00:25:39I ain't gonna lie to you.
00:25:41This...
00:25:41This is...
00:25:43Not what your mum wanted.
00:25:45But it's the only way.
00:25:48And it will be justice.
00:25:53You're asking me to kill myself?
00:25:58You wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war.
00:26:02But you would be the first.
00:26:04To save the world.
00:26:06Doing it.
00:26:19I'll fetch us a point.
00:26:20Huh?
00:26:30I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy's getting all this heat.
00:26:33He's a fucking Nepo Daddy.
00:26:35Like, he's not even that good looking.
00:26:37Like, his hair's doing most of the heavy lifting.
00:26:41Like, you shave his head, he's the gayest sailor at Fleet Week.
00:26:44Seriously, man.
00:26:45Thanks for letting me tag along.
00:26:47I need a win.
00:26:49Will you just tell me this?
00:26:51Homelander really didn't want me to come along?
00:26:53He didn't, like, mention my name even once.
00:26:59Why do you ask them?
00:27:08Keep heading south.
00:27:12So, like, what's your story?
00:27:16My story?
00:27:17Yeah.
00:27:18I was born on a sugar bush.
00:27:19A maple farm.
00:27:21One day when I was five, my parents died in a tidal wave of molasses.
00:27:24Then I was raised by four geese and an agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave where they taught me the
00:27:27ways of the soil and the salts until Gerald.
00:27:30That's the oldest goose.
00:27:32Revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of Robin Williams.
00:27:35And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Ork because Mork and Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
00:27:42Orson married us.
00:27:44And the rest is history.
00:28:06I'm sorry.
00:28:07Meh.
00:28:07Cyber trucks are the entourage of cars.
00:28:15A penny for your thoughts.
00:28:19Huey said the V1 could be a cure.
00:28:22You really think so?
00:28:24Would give us more time.
00:28:31What would you want to do?
00:28:33We could travel.
00:28:34Now I can DJ in Berlin.
00:28:38Nothing to tie us down.
00:28:40Never in the same place twice.
00:28:47Do you want that for your kids?
00:28:49Of course not.
00:28:50Which is why I would never have any.
00:29:00It's a...
00:29:02You want children?
00:29:05Three.
00:29:07Two girls and a boy.
00:29:08A house by the water.
00:29:09And maybe a Bernadoodle.
00:29:10Peace and quiet.
00:29:12After all this killing, I just want a place to call home.
00:29:37Here.
00:29:40I told her you were 30.
00:29:43Fuck the lever.
00:29:44Fuck the lice.
00:29:46Here's to the burgess that's on your face.
00:29:53Where'd you pick that up?
00:29:54Me old man.
00:29:56You too close?
00:29:58No, not really.
00:29:59He was a...
00:30:00Piss artist.
00:30:02Used to...
00:30:03Lose all his money on the GGs.
00:30:06No.
00:30:06Horses.
00:30:08And then he'd come home.
00:30:09Beat the living daylights out of Len and me.
00:30:12And then later...
00:30:14Laugh about it with his mates.
00:30:16He was a right cunt.
00:30:18Where's he now?
00:30:19Bottom of the Thames.
00:30:21I put him there just the other day.
00:30:25I only wish I'd done it sooner.
00:30:27Before it caused more.
00:30:31More damage.
00:30:35Butchard.
00:30:38Do you think that I could ever...
00:30:41That I might turn into my dad?
00:30:48I don't know.
00:30:54I don't know.
00:30:55My mom...
00:30:57And Grace...
00:30:58The others...
00:31:00All I do is hurt people.
00:31:03I can't be around anyone.
00:31:10I don't know.
00:31:12Without us.
00:31:13Without Suph's.
00:31:16The world is a better...
00:31:19Safer place.
00:31:27I'll do it.
00:31:40Following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters,
00:31:43protesters have taken to the streets and clashed violently
00:31:46with superheroes and police alike.
00:31:48It's all so tediously predictable.
00:31:52Insurgency. Counterinsurgency.
00:31:54Liberation. Crackdown.
00:31:56Round and round she goes.
00:31:59Is now a good time to say I've always found you super fucking creepy?
00:32:03Oh, hold on a second. I got something.
00:32:07Check that out.
00:32:08So, Fort Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught worked.
00:32:12The government designated it top secret
00:32:14and then decommissioned it after the war.
00:32:17Why is that square blurry?
00:32:19That's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden.
00:32:22Now, I'll bet you a porterhouse at Luger's,
00:32:24that's where Vaught was testing the V-1.
00:32:26If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
00:32:29Hmm.
00:32:37Were you followed?
00:32:37Hell no.
00:32:39Homelander's looking for the V-1 just like we are.
00:32:40It's only a matter of time before he found you.
00:32:42We're at 90 feet below solid concrete.
00:32:45The door is munitions-grade,
00:32:46ballistics-resistant,
00:32:47same as a norad bunker in giant mountain.
00:32:50It will hold.
00:32:52Better hope so.
00:33:02Oh, thank fuck.
00:33:03Won't hold forever.
00:33:04So, we're trapped down here.
00:33:06What's the plan?
00:33:08Wait.
00:33:09Has anyone seen Zoe?
00:33:10Wait.
00:33:39I'm sorry.
00:33:40I'm sorry.
00:33:40I'm sorry.
00:33:52I'm sorry.
00:33:55I'm sorry.
00:33:59I'm sorry.
00:34:01I've got to go.
00:34:02What's going on?
00:34:03I mean, it's too far away.
00:34:03I can't believe it.
00:34:08You know?
00:34:10I can't believe it.
00:34:25Dad?
00:34:29Dad?
00:34:31Dad?
00:34:34Sorry.
00:34:36Oh, my God, sorry.
00:34:41Oh, my God.
00:35:07What's that?
00:35:10You told me Zoe was dead.
00:35:13And he's the one who killed Vicky, not Homelander.
00:35:16Fucking psycho.
00:35:18And you all went along with it.
00:35:23Come on, Zoe.
00:35:25I'm sorry, my boy.
00:35:28I cannot allow you to leave.
00:35:33Please, don't make me shoot your papa.
00:35:38No, let them go.
00:35:41She tried to kill us both.
00:35:43She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
00:35:50Go.
00:36:11Zoe, pick up.
00:36:12Listen to me.
00:36:13Do not come home until I tell you to.
00:36:16It's not safe, you understand?
00:36:17Call me.
00:36:18Do we know when she left?
00:36:23Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
00:36:25Can we get out that way?
00:36:28That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
00:36:31Well, if that's the case,
00:36:34then what are you packing?
00:36:37Whoa.
00:36:39I've been looking for those.
00:36:43Oh.
00:36:46Oro Blanco.
00:36:48$500 a stick.
00:36:50I don't know.
00:37:08I don't know.
00:37:19You know, my father spent his whole life fighting Vaught.
00:37:23And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
00:37:28I remember your father, you know.
00:37:32He was impressive.
00:37:35Over 30 Ivy League attorneys at Vaught,
00:37:38and one small-time Harlem lawyer
00:37:40made them work weekends and holidays.
00:37:44Damn fucking straight he did.
00:37:46But he couldn't win.
00:37:49It's why, ultimately, you won't win either.
00:37:53You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
00:37:55You know that, right?
00:37:56Who? Vaught?
00:37:57Please.
00:37:58It's more powerful than Vaught.
00:38:00Or Homelander.
00:38:01More powerful than nature or life itself.
00:38:04It's profit and loss, supply and demand.
00:38:08The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
00:38:12We're just cogs in a great machine.
00:38:16And we all have our part to play.
00:38:21Say you kill Soldier Boy or Homelander or even release this virus.
00:38:25When superheroes go out of fashion,
00:38:27something else will just take their place.
00:38:30Because corporations must still grow.
00:38:36Money must still be made.
00:38:38The machine must still be fed.
00:38:42That is the way of the world.
00:38:46Motherfucker.
00:38:49When this is all over,
00:38:52you're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
00:38:54Like I said,
00:38:55we all have our part to play.
00:38:57Mm-hmm.
00:39:01If that day ever comes,
00:39:05I have a part to play too.
00:39:07And that's to put a bullet
00:39:08in your fucking skull.
00:39:16Finally.
00:39:17Ha ha.
00:39:19Showtime.
00:39:20Hey kids,
00:39:21do you love America?
00:39:23And basic knife skills?
00:39:25Making s'mores?
00:39:26And marching?
00:39:27Then sign up for the Homelander youth.
00:39:29You'll learn wilderness survival,
00:39:31campfire songs,
00:39:32how to field strip a rifle,
00:39:34and the best way to sniff out
00:39:36stinky starlighter rats.
00:39:38So if you're 8 or 18,
00:39:40you can join the fun.
00:39:42Sign up for the Homelander youth
00:39:44and be tomorrow's heroes today.
00:39:47Sponsored by
00:39:48Lean Lad Diet Luncheons.
00:39:50Clean bag extension for us.
00:39:52It's clear for first time.
00:39:55Who needs soups
00:39:56when we can get fucking kids to do it?
00:39:57Listen,
00:39:58I want you to put crime analytics
00:40:01on finding the V1.
00:40:02It's out there.
00:40:03Oh.
00:40:04I know it.
00:40:05Uh,
00:40:06how many people do you want on?
00:40:08Everyone.
00:40:09It's all we do
00:40:10from now on.
00:40:12Also,
00:40:12I want our entire
00:40:13pharma division
00:40:14working on literally
00:40:15nothing but
00:40:17recreating the V1 formula.
00:40:19Vought,
00:40:19destroy the original formula.
00:40:20That could take years.
00:40:21Skip animal testing.
00:40:23We have camps
00:40:24full of criminals?
00:40:25Just start using them.
00:40:27Hmm?
00:40:27Mm-hmm.
00:40:46It's an honor to have a great American
00:40:58like yourself on the show.
00:41:00I guess it runs in the family, huh?
00:41:03Homelander's father.
00:41:05Dang.
00:41:07The Glock, huh?
00:41:09Never saw the appeal
00:41:10in foreign-made guns.
00:41:13Well,
00:41:13this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
00:41:15This here's a 9mm.
00:41:17Gen 5,
00:41:187-round capacity
00:41:19with a crisp
00:41:20fucking break.
00:41:22Well,
00:41:22mine's a much longer barrel.
00:41:24battle-proven
00:41:25battle-proven
00:41:25all-American
00:41:26cult 1911.
00:41:28Chambered in
00:41:2945 ACP.
00:41:33That'll blow
00:41:34your fucking panties off.
00:41:36Now,
00:41:36that little Glock,
00:41:38that's good for a
00:41:39late-night Harlem stroll,
00:41:40but, uh,
00:41:41this here?
00:41:41That's a certified
00:41:42crowd-killer.
00:41:43Think you mean an antique?
00:41:44I mean a classic.
00:41:47You want to give it a try?
00:41:49Now,
00:41:49some can't handle the kick.
00:41:51If something tells me,
00:41:52you'll do just fine.
00:41:59I haven't so fancy!
00:42:17Well,
00:42:17you gotta hate it,
00:42:18do you?
00:42:20I haven't fucked that hard
00:42:21since.
00:42:23Since I railed
00:42:25Sherry Lewis
00:42:25on the balcony
00:42:26of Studio 54.
00:42:27I ain't got no idea
00:42:28who that is.
00:42:32Hey,
00:42:33why that hairless pussy?
00:42:35What?
00:42:36I mean,
00:42:36what's the point
00:42:36of going down there
00:42:37if you're not gonna get
00:42:38a fat face full of fur?
00:42:41Well,
00:42:41is that how
00:42:41Homelander likes you?
00:42:43Like a baby?
00:42:47More like a mother.
00:42:51But you two
00:42:52have fucked,
00:42:53right?
00:42:53Mm-mm.
00:42:57Damn.
00:42:58I gotta admit,
00:42:59I was kind of just
00:43:00doing this as petty revenge
00:43:01against the freak.
00:43:04That's terrible.
00:43:05Who would do such a thing?
00:43:08You shouldn't say that
00:43:09about your son.
00:43:11Well, he thinks he's
00:43:11better than me.
00:43:12He doesn't.
00:43:15How do you know?
00:43:17I don't know much,
00:43:18but I can read people.
00:43:19And the way he looks at you?
00:43:22Shoot.
00:43:23I ain't never seen
00:43:24look at nobody like that.
00:43:31Oh,
00:43:32it's not exactly
00:43:33a compliment, doll.
00:43:35He is the strangest
00:43:37motherfucker
00:43:37I've ever known.
00:43:38And I've had a threesome
00:43:39with Gary Busey.
00:43:41Oof.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:48There's someone
00:43:49I want you to meet.
00:43:54Is this
00:43:56terror?
00:43:58Well, my mom
00:43:59told me all about you.
00:44:01Hey, boy.
00:44:01Where's he been?
00:44:02Me Aunt Judy's
00:44:03been looking after him.
00:44:05As he still
00:44:05hump everything?
00:44:07Gentleman of his age.
00:44:09Well,
00:44:10he does his best.
00:44:17Ryan?
00:44:19Kamiko?
00:44:20Wait,
00:44:20you can talk.
00:44:28Tell me.
00:44:30It's all gone.
00:44:32Where
00:44:33is
00:44:34Samir?
00:44:35We let him leave
00:44:35with Zoe.
00:44:36We're not all monsters,
00:44:37you fucking
00:44:39monster.
00:44:45You touch her,
00:44:46I'll never make more.
00:44:48So back off.
00:45:03We're still going to go after
00:45:04Homelander, right?
00:45:05Not today, we're not.
00:45:07Then when?
00:45:08I don't know.
00:45:09A week,
00:45:10maybe a month.
00:45:13We don't have a month.
00:45:15He's going to burn everything down
00:45:16like you said.
00:45:16Let's just go now.
00:45:19not without the virus.
00:45:21But you said I was strong enough.
00:45:23You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:45:25You said it was my destiny.
00:45:26I just said that
00:45:27so you'd get him out of tower.
00:45:30Without that germ,
00:45:32you'd just be another stupid kid
00:45:33on a fucking suicide run.
00:45:37same old lying,
00:45:39pathetic asshole.
00:45:43Ryan.
00:45:45Ryan.
00:45:52All right, kid.
00:45:53This is a halothane grenade.
00:45:55What you do is
00:45:56you pull the pin,
00:45:57you toss it,
00:45:58and you run like hell.
00:45:59Also, make sure you don't inhale
00:46:01or else you're going to
00:46:01knock yourself out too.
00:46:03Once all the bodies are down
00:46:04and the smoke clears,
00:46:05we'll come out and get you.
00:46:06Got it?
00:46:07Yeah, got it.
00:46:09Maverick.
00:46:11Be careful.
00:46:18Huey.
00:46:22Hey, I know.
00:46:23I'm sorry.
00:46:24It's just...
00:46:25He's a really good kid.
00:46:27I mean, if we find the V1,
00:46:29I think we should give him some.
00:46:30Huey, come on.
00:46:32How many more people
00:46:33are we going to kill
00:46:34and then their kids come after us?
00:46:36And then we kill them
00:46:37and then it's this vicious cycle
00:46:38that never fucking ends.
00:46:41Maybe we'll never be able
00:46:41to break it,
00:46:42but we have to at least try.
00:46:51What was that for?
00:46:53It's just...
00:46:55It's been a long time
00:46:57since I've been around
00:46:58someone who is actually
00:46:59trying to make things better
00:47:01instead of stopping them
00:47:02from getting worse.
00:47:06You think the V1
00:47:07can save us?
00:47:08Fuck yeah, I do.
00:47:11He's at the hatch.
00:47:13Okay.
00:47:15Yeah.
00:47:21Yeah.
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:40He's at the hatch.
00:47:41It was his last thing.
00:47:42Sounds funny.
00:47:42Yeah.
00:47:42I know.
00:47:43You know something.
00:47:43To me?
00:47:43I never know.
00:47:45what the fuck is this hey i got an invisible kid here it stinks like v bro mango thunder body
00:47:52spray here take him shit burns my nose maverick is that you bro you with edgar you were one of
00:47:59my dad's best friends how come you never told me it was homelander that killed him bro homelander
00:48:04didn't kill your dad who's butcher's crew you know it's that sus french student starlight's
00:48:11boyfriend unless his name was see howie they blew him up stuffed his body parts in a box and
00:48:15dropped him in the east river i saw with my own eyes no cap on god bro
00:48:31does it look like the deep is talking to an invisible person
00:48:35fuck
00:48:40fuck
00:48:44fuck
00:48:48fuck
00:48:55they were just here
00:49:10god damn it fuck there's not enough power
00:49:17slithery motherfucker
00:49:18i mean instant karma but fuck
00:49:24um okay we gotta go out front
00:49:25stick together
00:49:30yo nice work brobo cop
00:49:46let's work
00:49:57let's go
00:50:01you
00:50:10Sorry, bro.
00:50:13Don't hate the player, hate the game.
00:50:35No!
00:50:39No!
00:50:45No!
00:50:47No!
00:50:48No!
00:50:49No!
00:50:51No!
00:50:54No!
00:50:55No!
00:50:55Dangotando, motherfucker!
00:50:57Oh, God!
00:51:07Where's Yuri?
00:51:09It was you, wasn't it? You killed my dad!
00:51:12Get the fuck off me!
00:51:14Where are you?
00:51:17Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
00:51:20You sick fuck!
00:51:20You're right, you're right. It was me. It was me.
00:51:23I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
00:51:27You're a fucking psycho! Just wait, just wait!
00:51:29Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
00:51:32Not your dad, but still, I was...
00:51:35I was angry and scared.
00:51:39And I felt all this... this hate, and I'm sorry.
00:51:43I shouldn't have done it. It's not the answer.
00:51:45It's the only answer, motherfucker!
00:51:47Patrick, stop! I don't want to fight you!
00:51:58I just got a man!
00:52:02I ain't...
00:52:03I just got a boy at the worst.
00:52:04I just got...
00:52:05No!
00:52:07I just got a boy!
00:52:07I don't know what else you do!
00:52:07No!
00:52:08No, no, no!
00:52:08I don't know what else you do!
00:52:08No!
00:52:09No!
00:52:11No!
00:52:11No!
00:52:11No!
00:52:12No!
00:52:22Oh, my God.
00:52:55There's Maverick.
00:52:58She's got Maverick.
00:53:01It's okay.
00:53:04It's okay.
00:53:08Everything's gonna be okay.
00:53:12I'm here.
00:53:37Dad?
00:53:39Ryan?
00:53:42Hey, you.
00:53:45I'm really glad you called.
00:53:46I knew you would.
00:53:48It's like a miracle.
00:53:53You like the upgrade?
00:53:55Do you remember when you took me here?
00:53:57Pretended to care about me?
00:54:00I do care about you, son.
00:54:02I love you.
00:54:07I need to ask you for my forgiveness.
00:54:11You already have it.
00:54:12Okay?
00:54:13Let me finish.
00:54:15I put too much pressure on you to fill my boots.
00:54:18And I realize now that, uh, well, that that was impossible.
00:54:27But I do have some pretty exciting news.
00:54:30I am going to live forever now.
00:54:36I'll realize my own legacy.
00:54:38And you, you're off the hook.
00:54:42You can do whatever...
00:54:44Did you do it?
00:54:45Did you rape my mom?
00:54:46What?
00:54:47Of course not.
00:54:50Who told...
00:54:50Did William Butcher tell you that?
00:54:54Your mother and I, we had an affair.
00:54:58A consensual affair between two adults.
00:55:01It's racing.
00:55:02Well, yeah, because I'm shocked.
00:55:04And, and frankly, my heart's breaking a little bit
00:55:06that you could think I would do something like that.
00:55:13Ryan.
00:55:14Ryan, stop.
00:55:19Ryan?
00:55:21I don't know where this is coming from,
00:55:22because your mother, she came on to me.
00:55:29Ryan!
00:55:30Son?
00:55:32Ryan, buddy, look what came out of it.
00:55:34My son.
00:55:35A blessing.
00:55:36I am so sorry, I am so sorry, I am so sorry,
00:55:58Ryan?
00:55:59Damn it.
00:56:00Look at what you made me do.
00:56:15It's okay, my sweet, sweet boy.
00:56:41It's okay.
00:56:59Okay, so the virus is gone.
00:57:01Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
00:57:06Probably getting lasered as we speak.
00:57:08And Homelander's got Edgar.
00:57:09If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
00:57:11We are so fucked.
00:57:13Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
00:57:17Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
00:57:20No.
00:57:21Okay, I do have some good news.
00:57:25We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
00:57:28In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
00:57:35The rib cages of their tiny body ripped open.
00:57:43And this is good news?
00:57:44Do we?
00:57:45The files are no longer reducted.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:50Well, that's where we're headed.
00:58:14Annie?
00:58:16Wait!
00:58:17Wait!
00:58:18You could have died, Huey.
00:58:19I'm okay.
00:58:20I'm here.
00:58:21But I think if that happened, I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
00:58:24This was easier when I was on my own.
00:58:27Annie.
00:58:28Well, in my time of dying, don't want nobody more.
00:58:35All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:58:42Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:58:46Well, well, well, well.
00:58:49Well, well, well.
00:58:52So I can die easy.
00:58:54Jesus is gonna make up.
00:58:56Jesus is gonna make up.
00:58:57Jesus is gonna make up my dying, baby.
00:59:03All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:59:10Well, well, well.
00:59:11So I can die easy.
00:59:14Well, well, well.
00:59:17Well, well, well.
00:59:19So I can die easy.
00:59:22Jesus is gonna make up my dying, bitch.
00:59:41Lord, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to cry.
00:59:48All I want for you to do is take me when I die.
01:00:01Well, in my time of dying, don't want nobody more.
01:00:09All I want for you to do is take my body home.
01:00:16Well, well, well.
01:00:18So I can die easy.
01:00:20Well, well, well.
01:00:24Well, well, well.
01:00:26So I can die easy.
01:00:28Jesus is gonna make up.
01:00:30Jesus is gonna make up.
01:00:32Jesus is gonna make up my dying, bitch.
01:00:52Well, meet me, Jesus.
01:00:54Meet me.
01:00:56Meet me in the middle of the air.
01:01:00If these wings should fill me, Lord.
01:01:03Won't you meet me with another prayer?
01:01:06Well, well, well.
01:01:08So I can die easy.
01:01:10Well, well, well.
01:01:14Well, well, well.
01:01:16So I can die easy.
01:01:18Jesus is gonna make up.
01:01:20Jesus is gonna make up.
01:01:21Jesus is gonna make up my dying, bitch.
01:01:35Lord, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to cry.
01:01:44All I want you to do is take me when I die.
01:01:50Well, well, well.
01:01:52So I can die easy.
01:01:54Well, well, well.
01:01:57Well, well, well.
01:01:59So I can die easy.
01:02:01Jesus is gonna make up.
01:02:03Jesus is gonna make up.
01:02:05Jesus is gonna make up my dying, bitch.
01:02:25Jesus is gonna make up my dying, bitch.
01:02:27Amen.
01:02:27Amen.
01:02:28Amen.
01:02:29Amen.
01:02:29Amen.
01:02:32Amen.
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