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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, your fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Let's just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32So he's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:51Oh my god.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:29Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:37He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of
00:02:00Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:06It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They're eating babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy.
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire with holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034.
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him.
00:03:02Praise him for victory.
00:03:03Praise him for America.
00:03:04Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:08Hallelujah.
00:03:11Stand up.
00:03:13Stand up.
00:03:14In the name of Jesus.
00:03:16My sweet body.
00:03:20Amen.
00:03:22Amen.
00:03:24Amen.
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44The Charmin' Little Berg.
00:03:45Best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here,
00:03:57keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43On that cunt homelander.
00:04:46Brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods.
00:04:49Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey.
00:04:53I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot?
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me a prisoner.
00:05:03So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right.
00:05:07Listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried Sid that shit so we could crack on with a godly work
00:05:13of revenge.
00:05:14And good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, so we reckon.
00:05:23We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Don't know.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on rock hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Kicks.
00:05:48Rock hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot calm it burst out of his
00:06:02mouth.
00:06:05Which makes rock hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:13So, we nip in, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57Alright, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:01I'm sorry.
00:07:02Do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please.
00:07:45Wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:00So.
00:08:01It's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:09Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher,
00:08:14your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:26I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:32We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:40Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:45It's okay.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Oh, girl, listen.
00:09:09Judoff, sliced into my homelander. Shot here, here, here. It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus? That was the only time I wanted to die. The pain.
00:09:21And you're okay with it.
00:09:23No.
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening, with or without us.
00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence, so I can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:13I'm sorry, you too.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom half, is it really been grown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp.
00:10:50Don't ask me what you know is true.
00:10:55Don't have to tell you I love your precious heart.
00:11:01I, I was standing.
00:11:07You were there.
00:11:10And they could never tear us apart.
00:11:18I told you
00:11:22That we could fly
00:11:26But some of us don't know why
00:11:33I was standing.
00:11:35I was standing.
00:11:37You were there.
00:11:40And they could never help me to tear us apart.
00:12:00God damn it, Adrienne.
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this.
00:12:09I don't know.
00:12:10You left me no choice.
00:12:12I know my leadership style can be
00:12:15Stern.
00:12:16But
00:12:18It's for your own good.
00:12:21I like to think of myself as
00:12:24The big brother
00:12:27That you never had.
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend
00:12:36You had
00:12:38Uh
00:12:40Paul
00:12:42Popfang
00:12:44Betrayed us both
00:12:45To William Butcher
00:12:47No less
00:12:47Huge mess
00:12:48Your fault
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance
00:12:54To make things right
00:12:55I, I reached out my hand
00:13:00And you bit it
00:13:02What did I ever do
00:13:03To deserve that
00:13:05Like, what
00:13:06Was I too nurturing?
00:13:09Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe
00:13:10But damn it
00:13:11You weren't like the others
00:13:14Snakes
00:13:16Backstabbers
00:13:16I could count on you, man
00:13:18I did count on you
00:13:20I loved you
00:13:23But here we are
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are
00:13:36The most alone
00:13:39You wouldn't understand
00:13:43Nobody does
00:13:44I don't know
00:13:47But it was
00:14:33firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows
00:14:39and we're doing a botality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being
00:14:45sponsored you know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit 50 grand dog wankers
00:14:56guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
00:15:00frenchy how much longer teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute they go out we go in
00:15:05rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess crow
00:15:10countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement i bet my bottom anal beads is down
00:15:16there
00:15:22everything okay all good
00:15:32oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nip in twat in
00:15:38bring you back here keep the engine running
00:15:51are you ready
00:16:21internet's down cams too
00:16:22um yeah we have a problem
00:16:28put on the man he really let himself go
00:16:37the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
00:16:45oh my god asshole must weigh thirty thousand pounds
00:16:49my dick weighs more rich
00:16:53well right in that way we can move him
00:16:55even with the three of us
00:16:57so what now
00:17:16you what the fuck no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you you're safe
00:17:22okay you've been in deep freeze again oh jesus christ for how long almost
00:17:28two years in a cia black site i just found out this morning
00:17:34you found out this morning yeah but that just happens to be in your room
00:17:42did you fuck me what just some kind of incest thing no then what the fuck is this
00:17:48look i i want you to find william butcher
00:17:53find him yourself
00:17:54find him yourself well the people that work for me are limited and you are the best tracker there is
00:18:00i just i need you to find him and report back very simple
00:18:04you want me to work for you well why don't we say work with me and i can help you
00:18:13i can
00:18:14give you a proper comeback i don't need you for that
00:18:17well the whole world does think that you're a russian spy so
00:18:22okay all right listen to me
00:18:25i'm no ass felch and commie
00:18:28you got that
00:18:29i know i know and listen
00:18:31i am vaught now
00:18:33me
00:18:34so the public
00:18:36they're gonna believe that you are whatever i tell them you are
00:18:40i can resurrect you i can give you back what you lost
00:18:44i can even make you number two in the seven
00:18:47number two
00:18:50or how about i finish the job
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck
00:18:57hey you could try
00:18:59who knows you might even fry the v right out of my blood
00:19:05or you might not
00:19:07but
00:19:08i'm betting that you hate william butcher more than you
00:19:12than you hate
00:19:13me
00:19:15after all i'm not the one that betrayed you
00:19:17am i
00:19:19i tried to kill you
00:19:21minute i turn my back
00:19:22how do i know you won't return the favor
00:19:25look
00:19:35you find william butcher for me
00:19:39all is forgiven
00:19:50looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
00:19:53improve your sleep
00:19:54strengthen
00:19:56your immune system
00:19:57nourish your soul
00:19:59the ancient taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:03life force from leaving the body
00:20:06and invited prana
00:20:08solar energy in
00:20:10don't ignore your anal wellness
00:20:12introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium bivot
00:20:16bivros
00:20:17four bros
00:20:18okay we need to abort
00:20:20your mom should have aborted you
00:20:26fuck it
00:20:27we'll test it here
00:20:28what test
00:20:29mr charcuttaif the virus is contagious
00:20:32as samir says
00:20:33c'est fini
00:20:34the game is over
00:20:35no butcher's right
00:20:37brockhart has seen us so
00:20:38we can't leave
00:20:40virus
00:20:41what virus
00:20:42look
00:20:43i don't break you lot out of the panda flap about
00:20:45now all we gotta do
00:20:47is seal of inhalation
00:20:48every exit point
00:20:49tighter than a boy scout's asshole
00:20:51at jamboree
00:20:52no no no
00:20:53c'est pas possible
00:20:58maybe
00:20:58maybe
00:21:02yo
00:21:05is that motherfucker holding his breath
00:21:07uh-huh
00:21:07his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
00:21:10he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
00:21:13like a blue whale
00:21:14he won't breathe
00:21:15how do we get the virus in him
00:21:17whoa
00:21:18he ain't our first whale is he
00:21:20you lot sort this
00:21:21i'll fetch the virus
00:21:23kameko you're with me
00:21:30oh you two
00:21:31leave it out would you
00:21:33fucking work in here
00:21:37hey
00:21:38coming with you
00:21:40what for
00:21:41i don't trust you
00:21:44yeah
00:21:46suit yourself
00:21:52we've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
00:21:57coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
00:22:01where's some more
00:22:02he just disappears every afternoon
00:22:04won't say where he's going
00:22:05won't say shit
00:22:06i think he's on method
00:22:08meisner technique
00:22:10is that a jew thing
00:22:11we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up but you can invoke the insurrection act
00:22:17if we need to deploy the military
00:22:19mr president
00:22:20good idea
00:22:20what qualifies someone as an active starlighter
00:22:24that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content
00:22:27honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us
00:22:31we've got what 52,000 data points on every user
00:22:36we truly live in an age of wonder
00:22:38but we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
00:22:42love it
00:22:43it's just that after we've paid for vault's military contracts
00:22:46all those corporate tax breaks
00:22:48and for the existing freedom camps
00:22:51treasury's running a little dry
00:22:53people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
00:22:56but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
00:22:58the president is thinking how insane this is right now
00:23:02he'll back you
00:23:02you can do it
00:23:04speak up
00:23:04and a lot of these sympathizers are vault customers
00:23:07won't their arrest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:11nah
00:23:12we'll just start selling ads on vault plus
00:23:14wow
00:23:15amazing ashley
00:23:16you're a real che gevada
00:23:17well alrighty then
00:23:18let me ask the most important question
00:23:22do i got immunity?
00:23:34for fuck's sake
00:23:36soldier boy
00:23:37this is the president vice president of the united states of america
00:23:41they work for me
00:23:43everyone
00:23:43soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven
00:23:46once he is located
00:23:48william butcher and annie january
00:23:51wait wait wait sir
00:23:52no sir i i can do this i can bring them in
00:23:54well like he did with a train
00:23:56we're going in a new direction deep
00:23:59competence
00:24:00oh
00:24:01and steve
00:24:01soldier boy is going to need a full pardon
00:24:03well sir
00:24:04he uh
00:24:05he was guilty of
00:24:07you know
00:24:08treason
00:24:11consider it done sir
00:24:12terrific
00:24:13and you know what
00:24:14i'm sure the man's dying for a drink
00:24:16uh steve can you make him a
00:24:20manhattan
00:24:21manhattan
00:24:21thanks steve
00:24:23of course
00:24:25can i get you a glass of milk sir
00:24:27no
00:24:29steven
00:24:31i'll also have a manhattan
00:24:35god damn
00:24:37since what could soups teabag the president
00:24:41since me
00:24:58okay what's next
00:25:04what is it
00:25:32that explains how he's grown
00:25:35from bashing his bishop
00:25:39gross
00:25:48now that's what i'm talking about
00:25:52oh god
00:25:57fucking unsanitary
00:26:24it's an amazing day
00:26:31Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:43We talked about this.
00:26:44I don't have a choice.
00:26:45They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go.
00:26:50Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:53So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the...
00:26:58Black Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner.
00:27:00Do you dare enter my dark domain?
00:27:02I am Countess Crow.
00:27:04Countess of the Crows.
00:27:06And I shall make you do the thing that you decide to...
00:27:09Fuck it!
00:27:17Fuck.
00:27:20C'est ça.
00:27:21It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:27It's a good metaphor for life, no?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:38What is the matter?
00:27:41A Starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:46Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:50I guess we can add a train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them.
00:27:59They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:03I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say. I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told Boise Thuy any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you.
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white micket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:38No, I can't live like that.
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:51I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:04But the fucking shit.
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:15Great. Let go.
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit.
00:29:23Starlight.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:25You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as rock hard.
00:29:35You don't have a choice.
00:29:40All right.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:42No, what?
00:29:44Let me go.
00:29:50Baby color.
00:30:04Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:30:08All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:11Turbo Rush.
00:30:13The drink of heroes.
00:30:15Only 15 calories.
00:30:17Cut.
00:30:18That was a good take.
00:30:20No, please.
00:30:21This is a mistake.
00:30:22I am not starlighter.
00:30:24Only 15 calories.
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:26Now, with acai.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28And maca roots.
00:30:30That's better than that.
00:30:31Mom!
00:30:31No, Cory.
00:30:32Go back inside, please.
00:30:33Yo!
00:30:34You stay back.
00:30:36Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
00:30:39Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
00:30:42They're lopsided.
00:30:42Okay, come on.
00:30:43Come on.
00:30:44All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:48Turbo Rush.
00:30:50Now, with acai and maca roots.
00:30:53That's fucking perfect.
00:30:54Okay, great.
00:30:55Okay, have fun and camp.
00:30:56No!
00:31:01Mom!
00:31:03All over.
00:31:04No chance.
00:31:05We have to help them.
00:31:06Help them and every super than 500 miles.
00:31:09I'll be up our arse within the hour.
00:31:10We stayed a course.
00:31:12Mine's on a fucking job.
00:31:13Fuck the job!
00:31:18Give me a go.
00:31:19Down.
00:31:43Homelander.
00:31:48Homelander.
00:31:52Homelander.
00:31:53Homelander.
00:31:55Homelander.
00:31:55Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
00:32:01well that was quite a surprise today are you sure waking him was the right call yes did you tell
00:32:07soldier boy about the virus no i did not of course not what am i gonna say i uh uh
00:32:16yeah hey i really
00:32:17want you to do this job for me but careful because there's a soup killing virus out there and you
00:32:23may
00:32:23die screaming sure you would have jumped at that oh you have a lot to learn about managing big
00:32:29personalities young lady well besides if there is a virus out there the better he take the risk than
00:32:38us right ah that's tactical exactly because for a moment i was afraid you'd only woken him because
00:32:45he was your dad so when he gets infected and he dies you don't know that's gonna happen when it
00:32:53does
00:32:53you won't go to pieces because it was tactical right right
00:33:04so
00:33:33testing a biological way
00:33:35weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough transporting it without the
00:33:40necessary all right all right let's talk in we'll give in i'll take it
00:33:52so how fragile is this very very fragile if it broke on the way it could kill every superhero on
00:34:00earth there's also a non-zero percent chance you could wipe out every human on earth
00:34:09well
00:34:12best not drop it
00:34:17thank you so much
00:34:27breathe
00:34:38you get him to breathe yet what did you get him to breathe yet
00:34:45i'm too late no the corner is in paris well the rest of kicks will be back soon
00:34:50man we're doing everything we can huh
00:35:02you know you were wrong earlier we're not terrorists oh god when everyone comes back jetstreak's gonna shoot an rpg
00:35:10up your ass and sheelin is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left look you being here
00:35:16was not part of the plan all right it's just a shitty situation
00:35:20Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:31All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:49What's it called, a murder?
00:35:52Oh, let me guess.
00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:57Damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:36:02Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:08They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
00:36:17Prozac, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:20Great, great.
00:36:21Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:39Please, please don't kill me.
00:36:42I just want to go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom and my dad.
00:36:48Please.
00:37:02Careful!
00:37:08Oi, fucking smart, will you?
00:37:10Ain't you a little glad Atrine's dead?
00:37:16No, I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:18Atrine did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero.
00:37:23A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:28Listen, I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:34I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:35Hey, you've got to knock this wet-gaping pussy shite on the head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:43I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
00:37:45Don't talk to me about it, Annie.
00:37:46You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you poncing about
00:37:52with this Jimny Cricket listening to your heart bollocks
00:37:56is just gonna get her killed.
00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:06You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15No, babe.
00:38:29You hate the vial!
00:38:33It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that?
00:38:42Well, well, well.
00:38:44He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:48Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put him on ice for a bit.
00:38:54You're telling us this now?
00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?
00:39:01Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:39:09New plan.
00:39:12Oi!
00:39:14Ain't you supposed to be a giant ice dudo?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:17Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:20Be a cunt.
00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
00:39:22Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:30Just you and me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:45Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:47Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:49Being super is not gonna save you.
00:39:51That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homelander's double the cunt now, if that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:57You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you.
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:13Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:16Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:20Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
00:40:26Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fuckin' die, bollockum.
00:40:35Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:39You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:41Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:48Me?
00:40:49Homelander?
00:40:50Your old crew?
00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:54Do you want to know why?
00:40:57Because you are a dumb fucking twep.
00:41:08What the fuck was that?
00:41:19You two fucktards, the local supes?
00:41:22Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy.
00:41:24What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28Fuck!
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:36Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your ashes
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:46Fuck.
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:57M.M.
00:41:58Get ready.
00:41:58We're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:00Slow down, kid.
00:42:02Soldier boy.
00:42:04He's alive?
00:42:07Fuck that.
00:42:07Just how long do we have?
00:42:09Just Huey.
00:42:10Huey!
00:42:13We gotta move.
00:42:15A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:17Oh, shit.
00:42:44Oh, shit.
00:42:45Oh, shit!
00:42:45Oh, shit.
00:42:46Oh, shit.
00:42:46Oh, shit.
00:42:47Oh, shit.
00:42:47Go!
00:43:27Go!
00:43:28That's good!
00:43:30Hey! I gotta drop a dookie!
00:43:33Get it?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:41Kill it!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:05I got you.
00:44:15I know.
00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:19Yeah, it's good.
00:44:20It's good, I think.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh shit!
00:44:27Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:35You with me.
00:44:39Oi!
00:44:48Yui Cable has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so-called soup killer?
00:45:04Huh.
00:45:04Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No.
00:45:15Virus.
00:45:16Rich.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:19Come in.
00:45:20Your face.
00:45:21Not, not right now.
00:45:30What the f-
00:45:53No.
00:45:56No.
00:45:59Hey!
00:46:08No.
00:46:09No.
00:46:37No.
00:46:38No.
00:46:45No.
00:46:50No.
00:46:54No.
00:46:56No.
00:47:04No.
00:47:06Oh, jeez.
00:47:07Well, I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck, I wish I would've seen that.
00:47:12No, you don't.
00:47:16Come on, let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, Monker.
00:47:20And until we are certain,
00:47:21I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:36Oh.
00:47:58Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join it.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina crispy chicken taco?
00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers
00:48:19is a well thought out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking God.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime,
00:48:31I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:34I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett
00:48:46on the ground tongue lashing my clit
00:48:48till he needs a knee replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:53It's nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:59She's got to listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:03Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:09And I can help you.
00:49:11But you've got to talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You can blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:32That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:40I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here, I see a spine.
00:49:51Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg
00:49:58finger blast us behind the friendlies
00:50:00because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists
00:50:15and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Niemöller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA, the Pentagon,
00:50:36they will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader.
00:50:39I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:44Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No!
00:50:56No!
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03Oh, no chance.
00:51:05You're the only one else.
00:51:07No chance.
00:51:07No chance.
00:51:07You're the only one.
00:51:18God damn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop whole house on our 23.
00:51:26three soldier count down homeland to go fucking did it oh time okay
00:51:46let's run away
00:51:51there are over 50 uninhabited island in the pacific we just need to find one so remote
00:51:58nobody will ever find us you were right this virus there is no contain in it no stuff in it
00:52:09i do not know how to protect you from it except to take you as far away from here as
00:52:15possible
00:52:33you did not see its carnage it's too dangerous it's dangerous for everyone no innocent people
00:52:39are being wound up no don't ask me to watch you die i think this is how we make amends
00:52:50for the lives we've taken i think we have to
00:52:54get up every day and keep going
00:53:02wait
00:53:08sizzle
00:53:25you're allowed to freak out you know this virus
00:53:31it's fucking brutal i don't know for a rock hard i'd say it's an improvement
00:53:39i haven't exactly had a magical year either neither of us is fine
00:53:45and we shouldn't be and if you don't want to talk about it you don't have to be perfect but
00:53:52i'm not letting you die
00:53:56i'm gonna keep fighting
00:54:01and if you can't then i'm just gonna fight for both of us
00:54:06but just don't turn into fucking butcher okay
00:54:25i know i'm late
00:54:43all right
00:54:44all right sarah
00:54:47time for your meds
00:54:49all right
00:54:59he's a good boy
00:55:00you know
00:55:15Whoa, hey, be careful, sir.
00:55:16There's a viral contagion.
00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:21I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:28I told him to report back.
00:55:31I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:32Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like Soldier Doy, am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, I've got to be here, sir, to do this.
00:55:41Should have been you.
00:55:42Oh, hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:44Leave.
00:55:51I was swimming.
00:56:09No.
00:56:14No.
00:56:16No.
00:56:17Not you too. Not you.
00:56:29Why does everyone keep leaving me?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:47I get knocked down, but I get up again.
00:56:50Is the heaven gonna keep me down?
00:57:07It's in the night away.
00:57:12It's in the night away.
00:57:14He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:57:17He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:26Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy
00:57:33I can't go down, but I get up again
00:57:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:38I can't go down, but I get up again
00:57:40You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:42I can't go down, but I get up again
00:57:45You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:47I can't go down, but I get up again
00:57:50You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:54This in the night way
00:57:58This in the night way
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:03He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:58:12Don't cry for me
00:58:16Explorate love
00:58:19I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:38I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:41You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:45You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:47I can't go down, but I get up again
00:58:50You're never gonna keep me down, but I get up again
00:59:23You
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