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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 - Episode 02: Olympians
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You won't feed us.
01:03You're gonna stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08You're stuck forever.
01:15You think I'm pretty.
01:16You're stuck ever.
01:24You think I'm pretty.
01:26You think I'm pretty.
01:30Let's go!
01:57Hey, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she met
02:09driver, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:24You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, cool if you wanna fight me, close it
02:30off wide, back out on the ice for Boston, tomorrow's at the bottom.
02:33We're having a long time game to make sure we're gonna get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever,
02:40get lost forever, get lost forever.
02:50Oh, I know you're at the night hunched over your phone like a tree atop a hill that's crooked from
03:04doing bad bites.
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life, you're washed up irrelevant, I'm standing in my
03:20light, you're standing in my light, you're sta-
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, cool, you say you scare y'all, and the most people do,
03:43it's just the real world, honey, and all you do, in spite of everything, I guess there's just no hidden
03:49to it.
03:50All right.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm going to fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:36They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45Not even now.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:30Thanks, guys.
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:45And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I don't smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:14No, you come here.
09:22It's the wrong.
09:25It's the wrong.
09:26It's the wrong.
09:33It's the wrong.
09:44Oh, wow, wow, we think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:26Okay.
11:28It's all okay.
11:30It's all right.
11:45Oh, God.
11:53Oh, God.
11:56Oh, God.
11:57Oh, God.
12:05Oh, God.
12:06Oh, God.
12:14Oh, God.
12:27Shut up.
12:32I wish I would know, okay?
12:36Oh, God.
12:44Oh, God.
12:56Oh.
12:56Oh.
12:57You killed me in London.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08We'll have to wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:21Mm.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25The cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42At least they fucking lost to Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me.
15:51That's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby.
15:57We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah.
16:11He's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We're trying together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13He didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now will you go?
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:37You need to meet me.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:42Minister still wants to meet you today evening, regardless of what you want.
18:48This is my honor.
18:50You must be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58Latvian.
18:59Latvian.
19:01And he's still playing.
19:03How did you do that?
19:04Is it not sad?
19:06It's not sad, my father.
19:08But not so much.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12This is not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to justify the hopes that you showed up in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I play.
19:22Our guards are damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42You are?
19:45What would you do to kill your mom?
19:47Who did your mother?
19:48What would you do to kill your mother?
19:53Who would you do to kill your mother?
19:54No, father.
19:56Mom has died.
20:00You remember her?
20:03You remember her?
20:04I was in your mind.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go to the evening.
20:24To be able to meet the minister.
20:26To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Да.
20:30Готов?
20:31Пошли.
20:33Конечно, вратарь всегда самый крайний.
20:36И все всегда отдыхается в витаря.
20:38Владимир Левич, ну что с ним?
20:40Не, ну он не был в форме, но...
20:42Кочев.
20:43Кочев пусть из дома остается.
20:44Ему надо отдыхать.
20:46Еще призы всех на Америке.
20:47Надо зарабатывать.
20:49А хорош, хорош.
20:51Слишком хорош для вас.
20:52Да?
20:53Ужасно.
20:53Но это проблема с лидерством.
20:56Это всегда проблема.
20:58Лидерство.
20:59А мы слишком всему верим?
21:01А?
21:02А?
21:02А?
21:05Наверное, слишком много разговора.
21:07Ты ж мой ангел.
21:09Ты тоже иногда слишком много разговариваешь.
21:11Особенно, когда дело касается хоккея.
21:14Только когда мы выигрываем, папа.
21:16Я веду Лью в бар.
21:18Ему явно нужно еще один бокал.
21:21Ты смотри, как она его за собой.
21:24А?
21:25С самого детства?
21:26Спасибо.
21:27Я ангел.
21:28Было бы здорово, если бы ты это запомнил.
21:31Я хочу выпить.
21:33У меня есть что-то поинтереснее.
21:52Давненький, а я…
21:57Давненький, Саша.
22:04Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я бы сказал спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:10Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею, ты умудрился этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:19Когда ясно, что стоит обращать внимание?
22:22В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:25Не имеет?
22:27Почему ты так решила, мой отец?
22:29Твой отец – сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:32Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:36И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:42Правда?
22:42Да, правда.
22:44Ханты и адмиры не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Но Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холландера и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да, в этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:01На экстрасенс.
23:03А с травмированным вратарем далеко не уедешь.
23:07Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Души.
23:12Это Восток, а потом ты сможешь победить…
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго.
23:19Не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:28Так ты и выиграешь кубок сцены на год раньше, чем я поспорила с Сансом.
23:36Нет, спасибо, мне пора спать.
23:38Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:40Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно.
23:44Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся в Бостоне.
23:50Пока, папа.
23:57Ну что?
24:00Как приезд, Саша?
24:03О, там классно.
24:06Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы – это малбашки.
24:13Девушки – просто прелесть.
24:17А мальчики…
24:20Ну…
24:21Ты же видел французских парней?
24:25Да, Илья?
24:33Боже…
24:34Боже…
24:35Вообще я ничего…
24:37Ты не ухоешь, как они…
24:41Не шутишь…
24:43Не флортуешь в ответ.
24:49Раньше…
24:51Раньше…
24:52Ты был веселее…
24:59Помнишь…
25:08Здесь…
25:10Серьезно…
25:12Опасность…
25:13Раньше…
25:14Возбуждала…
25:15Тебе…
25:16Если память меня не изменяет…
25:20Мы уже не дети, Саша.
25:26Да…
25:27Да…
25:29Это точно…
25:33Прекрати…
25:35Ладно…
25:36Поехали куда-нибудь…
25:42Нет…
25:50Ладно…
25:52Я найду вечеринку…
25:57Окей…
26:04Пока…
26:06Был рад тебя видеть…
26:24Пого preguntas…
26:26Нет…
26:27Да…
26:29Что я пов suited…
26:32Основные…
26:32Я не знаю…
26:32Махарадарарар…
26:33Оон…
26:35Я тебяonden делать.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it. It's worse.
26:55Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Yeah, Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:29Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at acting.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, All-Hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49Now that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Ilya Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs,
29:00leading his team in block shots,
29:02in shots against,
29:03and obviously, the final match.
29:28The Boston Raiders are literally hundreds of people.
29:37Wow, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50It was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawking.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:09can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player
30:32goes to...
31:16Well...
31:17What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and
31:29then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh fuck you, you are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe as nicely.
32:07Huh?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick, you'll
32:19have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:58party after.
33:01And then, when you have been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I will
33:08maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:43Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:10Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:14Good luck coming.
34:16Good luck coming.
34:19Good luck coming.
34:24Thanks people for joining me.
34:25I want you to complete this.具ister,
34:35you're the last day. He's going
34:37to fly.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:08Come on.
35:50What?
35:53It's a lot of windows.
36:15Good.
36:17Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:28Really nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:53My goodness.
36:55It's...
36:55No shit.
36:56No, no.
36:56No.
37:06I'm sorry.
37:07Mm-hmm.
37:15I don't know.
37:29do you want to know how it feels how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely
37:39describe it oh my god hollander
38:03are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:09i need
38:12what you know tell me
38:19you
38:25i need you
38:26i need you
38:29i need you
38:56i need you
39:08i need you
39:25i need you
39:25So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to. It's...
40:08It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:11But...
40:12I don't know. Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should, um...
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:44Oh, my God.
41:47He's very OPEN.
42:18Fuck.
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