🎭 Celebrity Sabotage - Season 1 Episode 5
The game just got personal! In Episode [5], celebrities face their toughest challenge yet: competing while secretly sabotaging each other. From hilarious mishaps to strategic betrayals, watch as friendships are tested, alliances crumble, and the funniest moments unfold.
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• [E01 Hook: "First sabotage drop: who plays dirty, who plays smart?"]
• [E02 Hook: "Trust issues rise as secret missions are revealed"]
• [E03 Hook: "When sabotage backfires: epic fails & unexpected wins"]
• [E04 Hook: "A game-changing twist flips the competition upside down"]
• [E05 Hook: "Semi-final pressure: who advances, who gets sabotaged out?"]
• Behind-the-scenes reactions, celebrity banter & unfiltered chaos
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality Competition / Comedy / Celebrity Game Show
• Original Network: [Customize: e.g., E! / Streaming Platform]
• Season: 1 | Episode: [5]
• Cast: Celebrity contestants + host [Add names if known]
• Language: English (Original Audio)
• Runtime: ~42 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~8-12 min
🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to Celebrity Sabotage recaps on podcast platforms.
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#CelebritySabotage #RealityComedy #CelebrityGameShow #SabotageTV #CompetitionReality #S1E[X] #FunnyReality #CelebrityChaos #BingeWatch #RealityTV #GameShow
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "Celebrity Sabotage" belong to the original production company and broadcasting network. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
The game just got personal! In Episode [5], celebrities face their toughest challenge yet: competing while secretly sabotaging each other. From hilarious mishaps to strategic betrayals, watch as friendships are tested, alliances crumble, and the funniest moments unfold.
🔹 Episode Highlights:
• [E01 Hook: "First sabotage drop: who plays dirty, who plays smart?"]
• [E02 Hook: "Trust issues rise as secret missions are revealed"]
• [E03 Hook: "When sabotage backfires: epic fails & unexpected wins"]
• [E04 Hook: "A game-changing twist flips the competition upside down"]
• [E05 Hook: "Semi-final pressure: who advances, who gets sabotaged out?"]
• Behind-the-scenes reactions, celebrity banter & unfiltered chaos
🔹 Series Info:
• Format: Reality Competition / Comedy / Celebrity Game Show
• Original Network: [Customize: e.g., E! / Streaming Platform]
• Season: 1 | Episode: [5]
• Cast: Celebrity contestants + host [Add names if known]
• Language: English (Original Audio)
• Runtime: ~42 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~8-12 min
🎧 Prefer audio? Listen to Celebrity Sabotage recaps on podcast platforms.
👉 Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Who's your favorite saboteur so far? 👇😈" Turn on notifications 🔔 so you never miss the next twist!
#CelebritySabotage #RealityComedy #CelebrityGameShow #SabotageTV #CompetitionReality #S1E[X] #FunnyReality #CelebrityChaos #BingeWatch #RealityTV #GameShow
⚠️ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "Celebrity Sabotage" belong to the original production company and broadcasting network. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
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00:00Welcome to the Manor House.
00:02The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:08This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:13Welcome to Couple Goals.
00:16This is SOS, Survive or Surrender.
00:19Welcome to the backstab now.
00:20Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:23Oh my word.
00:24Do you all understand?
00:26Yes, sir.
00:27Who's ready to play a little game?
00:28But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:34Oh my God, are you joking me?
00:38That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:42Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:48What the bookie?
00:50Oh!
00:56Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:05Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:11share worth up to £30,000.
01:14And there's only one rule.
01:17Start.
01:18Get.
01:19Goal!
01:19Celebrity captured.
01:21No!
01:21Damn it!
01:22Tonight.
01:24Football legend Harry Redknapp joins Mission HQ.
01:29Hard and fast.
01:30Fast and loose.
01:32As the celebrities take on totally fake TV show, The Perfect Pooch.
01:37Hosted by broadcasting royalty, Claire Balding.
01:41Anything could happen.
01:43Get ready for madness.
01:45Oh no!
01:46Mind games.
01:47I'm in charge.
01:48I'm the governor here.
01:49And mayhem.
01:50I'm ready.
01:51Get back.
01:53Where's he going?
01:54There's a man in the bush.
01:55No!
01:56Oh my God!
01:56This is celebrity sabotage.
02:04It's a new day at the Manor House, which signals the return of our celebrity mischief makers.
02:10We're back!
02:10We're back!
02:11Oh it feels great!
02:13Oh no!
02:14We're here!
02:14What a day!
02:15Yes!
02:16Every time I come back I feel like I'm home.
02:18I miss you every time we go away.
02:19Let me just talk for a second.
02:21Let me take the stage.
02:22Come on.
02:22I feel very confident.
02:23We've been here 104 weeks.
02:25Yep.
02:25And I feel like I've finally got it on lock.
02:27Yeah!
02:28Yeah!
02:28Nothing can stop us today.
02:30No, it can't.
02:30No.
02:30Who do we think we're going to have this time man?
02:32We need someone with gut.
02:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:34Maybe someone physical.
02:36They're just like...
02:47How are you doing?
02:49Oh no!
02:50How are you doing?
02:51I'm so happy.
02:52Oh!
02:53This is great!
02:54What an honour!
02:54What an honour mate!
02:56This looks like we're playing for Saturday's match.
02:58Yeah!
03:00What's going on?
03:00I ain't got a clue.
03:01What's happening?
03:02Harry, I'll be honest.
03:02We feel unbeatable don't we?
03:04Really?
03:05Oh no!
03:05And now with you, added into the mix.
03:07It's just added to the mix.
03:08It could all go wrong.
03:09Impenetrable.
03:10Nice.
03:10Nice words.
03:11You're the gapper.
03:12I'm used to going into the teams that are losing and trying to...
03:15Turn it around.
03:16You know, yeah.
03:17I feel under pressure.
03:19HQ alert.
03:21Come on over.
03:22Oh my lord.
03:22Celebrities.
03:23Five contestants are on their way.
03:26However, they're not alone.
03:28They'll each be joined by a canine companion.
03:31Oh!
03:33It's a dog show!
03:34What?
03:35The contestants think they're here to take part in a brand new dog competition show.
03:39Called...
03:40The Perfect Pooch.
03:42Oh!
03:43The Perfect Pooch!
03:45And that's not all.
03:46Celebrities, please welcome Rue.
03:49Your sixth saboteur.
03:50No, stop.
03:57Hey!
03:58Hey!
04:00Hey!
04:01Hey!
04:02Guys, we're now looking after Sam Thompson, a dog and an elderly person all in one episode.
04:08This is...
04:08It's like, what's going on?
04:10Rue!
04:13Oh, look at the contestants!
04:17I'm Remy.
04:17I'm 28.
04:18I'm from Surrey and I live with my dog Frankie.
04:21Oh, look at Frankie's face.
04:23Frankie looks at me.
04:24Hey!
04:24So does Remy.
04:25Look at her outfit.
04:26Yeah, yeah.
04:26Frankie might not look fierce, but she is a fierce competitor and we will knock the other dogs out of
04:32the competition.
04:33I'm Elaine.
04:34I'm 62 years old.
04:35And this is my dog, Misha, who is a great day.
04:38If I had a dog, it would be a mediocre day.
04:41Mediocre day!
04:42I love her so much.
04:43She's...
04:44She's...
04:44Yeah.
04:45Sorry.
04:46Gotta be careful what I say on TV, haven't I?
04:48I can't say that.
04:50I love her more than the grandkids, can I?
04:53I'm James.
04:54I'm 45.
04:54This is low-key the Pomsky.
04:56He's four and a half years old.
04:57We're both really competitive.
04:58So, yeah.
04:59I bet I spoke to bring home the win on this one.
05:02Low-key is so low-key I forgot about it.
05:04This is so low-key.
05:04He's very cute.
05:06My name's Megan.
05:07I'm 32.
05:08And this is Olive.
05:09She's an 18-month-old Cocker Spaniel.
05:11I would love to say that we're going to win because I'm so competitive.
05:15But it is down to Olive.
05:17Megan's got her same hairstyle as Olive.
05:19Can we just say that Olive is looking up at her mum like to say...
05:22You what?
05:23I'm Amber.
05:24I'm 24 years old.
05:25I'm from Scotland.
05:26This is Farrah.
05:27She's a two-year-old Australian Shepherd.
05:29Oh, no.
05:29That makes me feel quite proud.
05:30She's come all the way from Scotland to do a fake show.
05:32To win money.
05:33To win money.
05:34To win money.
05:34See, that's why I love you, GK.
05:37And hosting the perfect pooch...
05:39Who's coming out the door?
05:41...is the perfect fake dog show presenter.
05:44It's Claire Balding!
05:46No way!
05:47I'm having a crisis.
05:48I love Claire.
05:49Hello!
05:50Hello!
05:52So nice to have you here.
05:54Welcome to my cottage.
05:55Claire Balding is great.
05:58Welcome to the perfect pooch.
06:01It is lovely to see all of you here.
06:03They always say that dogs match their owners.
06:06Frankie and Remy do look quite similar.
06:08Actually, Frankie looks like Elaine.
06:11Do you know what I mean?
06:12Like the same face.
06:14And over the next two days, I'm going to be setting you a series of challenges to see who
06:19will emerge as best in show.
06:23Claire!
06:24Are you ready to do some sabotaging, Claire?
06:27Yeah!
06:29Right, we're going to get your tails wagging because it's nearly time for your first challenge.
06:34And this is called Paws and Pose.
06:38You are going to get the chance of strutting your stuff on the catwalk, or as we like to call
06:43it, the dog walk.
06:44And I am not going to leave you on your own to prepare for this.
06:48To guide you, to advise you, to inspire you, we have a podcaster, an influencer, a dog mother herself.
06:56Wait, wait.
06:57The one and only GK Barry.
07:01Oh.
07:02My.
07:03God.
07:04So, if you're ready, I'm going to wish you good luck and I shall see you on the dog walk.
07:10HQ alert.
07:12Oh.
07:14HQ alert, really?
07:16GK.
07:17You must become the perfect pooches fashion expert.
07:20Wow.
07:20Love this.
07:21Dressing him up.
07:22I dress my dog up all the time.
07:24I do.
07:24I do.
07:25Joe.
07:26You must disguise yourself as a big pile of dog toys.
07:32Not the first time, weirdly.
07:34Come on.
07:34Then head to the guru room and await further instruction.
07:37Okay.
07:38And remember, there's only one rule.
07:40Don't get caught.
07:42If you do, there will be consequences.
07:51Hey, there they go.
07:54Joel.
07:55Joel, you look amazing.
07:57GK, get to the pink room, guys.
08:00This is not going to go well.
08:04Wow.
08:06Feels like I'm in GK's bedroom.
08:08Yes.
08:08Yeah, yeah.
08:09Get into the dog bed.
08:11In the dog bed.
08:12Oh, perfect.
08:14Get down a little bit.
08:16It's actually really comfy.
08:18Very good, isn't it?
08:22GK, Joel.
08:23We have Misha coming in.
08:26Hello.
08:28Hello.
08:28Hello.
08:29Hello.
08:29Hello.
08:29It's a horse.
08:31Elaine.
08:32How are you?
08:34I'm fine.
08:34We're matching.
08:35Totally still, Joe.
08:36Totally still.
08:37Hello.
08:38You look lovely.
08:38Hello.
08:39Okay, and this is Misha.
08:41Okay.
08:42What vibe are we going for today?
08:44I feel like a dancing diva.
08:48Joel, you cannot move.
08:49That dog knows there's something going on in there.
08:51So, we're going for diva, dancing.
08:54It goes out there.
08:55Okay.
08:56Misha knows something's up.
08:57Joel, she can smell something.
08:59Yeah.
08:59Do you think Misha would like the wig?
09:01Joel!
09:02Joel!
09:03Yeah.
09:04Yeah?
09:04Joel, Joel.
09:05Misha's sniffing you.
09:07Joel!
09:09You got it.
09:09Okay, so I think maybe we should get her on the big bone.
09:11No, you're fine.
09:12You're fine.
09:12You're fine.
09:13Yeah.
09:15GK, you're doing a fantastic job.
09:18Oh!
09:19Misha.
09:20Wow.
09:22That's a midlife crisis, a five-seat life.
09:24I feel like now she's Misha.
09:27Wow.
09:28Good girlie.
09:29Oh, it's literally right there next to Misha.
09:31As long as you feel good.
09:34Celebrities, it's time for your first mission.
09:37GK, you must convince Elaine to spray her hair red so it matches Misha's dog wig.
09:43Oh, no!
09:46This mission is worth £3,000.
09:48A lot of money to start with.
09:49Right, Elaine.
09:51I want us to go all out.
09:52Yeah?
09:53No.
09:54Now you're going to have to take my word for this.
09:57Okay?
09:59I'm going to do your hair red.
10:01It will wash out.
10:02Oh, God.
10:05Would you let me do that?
10:07Yeah.
10:07Yes.
10:08And you and Misha can be like the red twins.
10:11Okay, yeah.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Okay.
10:13Well done, GK.
10:15You've absolutely nailed that.
10:16Okay, I'm going to do it.
10:17I'm going to do it.
10:18Fair play, Elaine.
10:19Any allergies?
10:21No.
10:21It's too late now anyway.
10:23Okay.
10:25Wow, wow, wow.
10:27Do you have a partner?
10:29I do, yeah.
10:30And he's bald.
10:30He's turned into a salon.
10:31He's bald.
10:32Yeah.
10:32You're going to put him to shame with this red barnet, Elaine.
10:35I'll tell you that.
10:36You know what?
10:36I can't believe Elaine is just letting her spray her hair red.
10:40Even Misha can't believe it.
10:42Look at that!
10:44Look at that!
10:45Look at that!
10:45Misha!
10:48Misha's like, what the hell?
10:50Oh, guys!
10:51This is...
10:53Look at that!
10:54Look how red it is!
10:56Oh, my God.
10:58Do what, Elaine?
10:59I think this really works.
11:01Yeah!
11:04Fair play.
11:05I'm so proud of Elaine.
11:06Okay, outfit, tutu.
11:09She's so sweet.
11:10She's just so game.
11:12Mission alert.
11:13Oh, got another one.
11:15Jill, you must secretly steal Misha the dog's wig.
11:19So they fail to present matching looks on the dog walk.
11:23How is she going to do that?
11:25Oh, my God.
11:27This mission is worth...
11:283,000 pounds.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:31This is impossible.
11:32I don't know how he's going to do this.
11:34She's right there.
11:35Elaine's right.
11:36GK's got to take Elaine away.
11:38Right, tell GK.
11:39Send her to go and get changed.
11:40I'll stay here with Misha if you want to quickly go get changed.
11:43Okay, then.
11:43I can make some small talk.
11:44Got some fees?
11:45Yes, please.
11:47Joel, while she's getting changed, you've got to go and get that wig.
11:51Joel, I don't think Misha's going to come to you.
11:53You've got to go for it.
11:54You've got to get across the room.
11:58Go on, you've got to go.
12:00How are you getting on Elaine?
12:01Sorry, I know the outfit's a little bit difficult.
12:04I'm getting there.
12:05I'm getting there.
12:05It's all good.
12:06No rush, just tell me when you're nearly ready and I'll give you a countdown.
12:09Joel, you've got to go for it.
12:10You've got to get across the room.
12:11Get up and run.
12:13Get the wig.
12:14I am coming.
12:15I am coming.
12:17I am coming.
12:20Joel's just pooed his pants.
12:26Go on, Joel.
12:27I've always believed in you.
12:29Go on, Joel.
12:32Go on, Joel.
12:34Go on, Joel.
12:34Okay, I'm ready.
12:35Back in.
12:36Get back in.
12:36Joel, get back.
12:38Oh, my God, I'm ready, go back.
12:52Go on, Joel.
12:55Go on, Joel.
12:58Go on, Joel.
13:00Okay, I'm ready.
13:01Get back in.
13:02Jo, get back!
13:03Oh my God, it's finished!
13:06Oh, Elaine!
13:08Oh my God!
13:09Oh my God, Elaine!
13:11Oh my God, I'm obsessed!
13:15I love it!
13:16Joel, do not move!
13:19Tutu is fab!
13:20How did she not see it?
13:22She just walked straight past Joel.
13:24Amazing, right.
13:26I think you're dog walk ready.
13:28Right. Are you ready? Yeah.
13:29There you go, Misha. Misha's so excited
13:32to get away from me. Thank you so much, Elaine.
13:35That was crazy. Wow.
13:37I've never seen anything like it in my life.
13:40Yeah, you try.
13:43Jo, I'm not being funny.
13:45There was no way we were passing that one.
13:47Well, he couldn't get to Misha. He couldn't.
13:49She won't have it.
13:53This is payback time
13:55for all the times when I've jested her off.
14:00Look at her. She's beautiful.
14:01She looks stunning. Great.
14:03Do you feel confident in it? Yeah, I think so.
14:05You should. I think it's amazing.
14:08This outfit here.
14:10Slim. The both of them. Yeah.
14:11This works. Oh, yeah.
14:13Give us a royal wave.
14:16Wow!
14:17I love it!
14:19I love it!
14:20I love it.
14:23I like that you're colour coordinated.
14:26Harry, get her on a horse.
14:28Can you pretend you're riding a horse, please?
14:30There we go. Enjoyed that.
14:32With all the furry fashionistas through the groom room,
14:35the pooches and parents are ready to strut the dog walk.
14:40OK.
14:41I feel very confident. I dressed them today.
14:44Yes, yes. And they were all happy with that?
14:45Well, I don't know about happy. I spray painted a woman's hair.
14:48Did you?
14:50Mission alert.
14:52Oh! Mission alert!
14:54Celebrities. The contestants are about to take to the dog walk.
14:58So it's time for your next missions.
15:01Sam.
15:02You must become the photographer.
15:04And may the contestants strike doggy poses on the dog walk.
15:08That's good.
15:10Each successful dog pose is worth £300.
15:13And there is a maximum of £3,000 up for grabs.
15:17Oh, yes!
15:18Harry.
15:19You must pose as the lighted director of the show
15:22and await further instructions.
15:24Oh!
15:24Harry, we're going into the field together!
15:26I'm scared we'll even put a plug in the wall
15:28in case it goes off.
15:30Ha-ha-ha!
15:31Then it's gonna go paint on.
15:33Right.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:38I must say, I like the hair and I like the shirt.
15:41The moustache is tickling me nose.
15:43You look like you're both on the run from the law.
15:46Feeling out.
15:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
15:51-ha-ha-ha-ha!
15:56Oh, GK, you forgot about us, have ya?
15:59Hi, Judy, how are you?
16:00Hi, Claire!
16:01Hello, Judy.
16:02This is trouble.
16:03When you guys see Harry and Sam, you are gonna lose your minds.
16:08Oh, my days.
16:09Do you think we'll recognise Harry and Sam?
16:11Almost certainly.
16:16oh my god yeah oh that is good GK you okay no I don't got nose how are you
16:27clearly how are you look absolutely fantastic right now I'll be honest you
16:32look like you're trying to contact your wife on a Ouija board
16:42we are we brand new crew members Phil and Al are in position but can they
16:48convince the contestants to strike doggy poses without getting caught
16:54so first up we've got Elaine and Misha
16:57oh my word
17:01yes oh my god it's that Misha's wearing that red ring
17:05wow that's it girl the pink works
17:14oh well yeah so good so all you've got to do now is your photo poses yes that is
17:22where our lovely fellow Phil comes in oh my god I loved it just a bit it was
17:27absolutely delightful here we go he's gonna try and get you to bring that
17:32energy again oh Elaine dance with me baby dance with me
17:36we're so Austin Powers so what we're thinking if we're okay is we're gonna go
17:42like doggy styles really now do you mind just getting a lot down thank you mate so
17:49if you wouldn't mind just all fours please Elaine perfect look at you yes
17:54that's one that's great do you know what just cook a quick leg
17:58there we go yes we got that Elaine thank you so much absolutely beautiful
18:07much it was fun not sure about the photographer gravy baby it is a bit weird
18:15next up we have got James and Loki
18:26oh my god
18:27oh my god he's amazing oh my god he's so good
18:30oh my god he's so good
18:34oh my god
18:40so good
18:42watch out Britain's got talent genuinely
18:45don't want you to get on all fours like your dog if that's all right well done roll over roll
18:51roll up do a little roll do a little roll oh yes please the tongue out tongue out tongue out
18:57yes
19:02beautiful beautiful
19:03the still photos were great it's a proper immersive wolf experience next up then we've got Remy and Frankie
19:15do a little sad puppy dog
19:18one paw give us one paw give us one paw give us one paw yes that's good that's good that's
19:24good that's good
19:24next up
19:27next up Amber and Farrah
19:28hot to trot
19:31oh look
19:32oh look
19:32get me up
19:33this is unbelievable
19:34a little roll please if that's okay
19:36oh well look
19:37oh look at that that is absolutely great
19:40Harry just said do you want some more red Phil
19:42more red
19:43actually put it down a little bit if that's all right Al
19:47pull your hands up like that
19:48yeah then one of these one of these one of these one of these look at the pool
19:51there we go absolutely beautiful Harry said do you want more red Phil
19:55more red Phil
19:55Phil more red
19:57no no more goddamn red Al we've had enough red
19:59wrap me up send me to the moon because we are finished
20:02thank you so much
20:04I don't know how we just did that without laughing
20:08well done everyone that was unbelievable
20:11Harry what do you think of all of this man
20:13Phil's a long way from managing Tottenham
20:20and finally we have got Megan and Olive
20:23but I don't feel like
20:25what a song baby
20:26what a song
20:28this is dancing with bells on
20:30yes
20:30you didn't sway
20:32but I don't feel like there's a night
20:35yes
20:36well done
20:37well done
20:38fantastic
20:39really good
20:40well done right Phil is going to take over and do some action shots
20:44mission alert
20:52what
20:52what
20:53yes
20:53this mission is worth 3,000 pounds
20:56how the hell are we going to do this
20:59Harry you're going to have to kill the lots
21:02yeah
21:03no problem
21:04babe
21:05honestly
21:07unbelievable
21:08unbelievable
21:09let's do this
21:10babe give me some horse dancing
21:14what's going on
21:16what's going on
21:16what's going on
21:18Harry try something else
21:19what's going on over there
21:21Harry try another lever
21:23there we go
21:24oh no
21:25what's going on there
21:26Phil
21:27you alright
21:28yeah
21:30yeah
21:30oh gosh are you a cup
21:32Phil
21:32are you okay
21:43Phil you alright
21:44are you alright
21:44I've dropped my camera
21:45are you okay
21:46what's going on
21:49what have you done there
21:53what have you done there
21:53Phil
21:54you just be a bit careful
21:56because we had somebody fall off this stair
21:58we get lights somebody
22:01what have you
22:02oh
22:02are you okay
22:03Big Al what have you done there
22:04Phil
22:05do you want more red
22:06we don't want any more colours
22:08Big Al
22:10I can't take your photos
22:11I feel absolutely terrible
22:13I'm shaking like a pooing dog
22:16good girl
22:16good girl
22:17good girl
22:17we're so sorry
22:18sorry Olive
22:19sorry
22:20thank you Olive
22:21didn't you get enough blue
22:22Phil
22:22we don't want any more blue Big Al
22:26the dog walk was probably the most chaotic bit of Morris dancing I've ever done in my entire life
22:31and then everything went black and I had no idea what happened after that
22:37I mean you guys were fantastic
22:39we're a very good team
22:41we're doing okay
22:42but I think there's more left in the ship
22:44we can bank more money for the guys
22:45yes gaffer
22:46it's fair
22:47let's be having ya
22:48let's be having ya
22:51celebrities
22:51your first day of sabotaging the perfect pooch is over
22:56and you've added £9,000 to the prize pot
23:04get some rest
23:05because tomorrow
23:06there is more doggy sabotaging to come
23:08hands in
23:09hands in
23:10here we go
23:11one, two, three
23:16sabotage
23:21here we go
23:23alright guys
23:25half time
23:25great day yesterday
23:27perform well
23:28everybody
23:28all done your part
23:29but we need more today
23:31yeah
23:32today's the big day
23:33where we can really get some money for these guys
23:35let's get it done
23:36come on
23:37yeah
23:37love that
23:43move
23:44move
23:44move
23:45hello move
23:47good morning Claire Balding
23:49hello good morning Joel Thomas
23:50the contestants are coming in
23:52exciting
23:53it's gonna be a big old day of sabotaging
23:56oh my word
23:57we're gonna need you
23:58more than ever
23:59Claire Balding
24:00I will be encouraging them to keep going
24:02whatever happens
24:03they trust you
24:05that's the problem
24:05like the nation
24:10Rue is watching the team
24:12yeah
24:12he sabotaged them
24:14he sabotaged them
24:15he's got his eye on the prize
24:17hello pooches
24:17hello parents
24:18and welcome to day two of the perfect pooch
24:21go Claire
24:22today a very different challenge
24:25this is all about
24:26speed
24:26precision
24:27and concentration
24:29as you take on
24:30this very different
24:32agility course
24:33for the second challenge
24:34whichever pooch
24:36manages to scamper
24:37snake and spring
24:38through the course
24:38in the quickest time
24:40wins
24:40there's going to be
24:42an independent umpire
24:43of each section of the course
24:44there will be penalties
24:46for any failed stations
24:50mission alert
24:54joe
24:55you must disguise yourself in a bush
24:57by the sit and stay station
25:00and distract Misha and Frankie
25:02so they both fail to stay on the spot
25:04oh me and Misha facing up against each other again
25:08you wanted this joe
25:08you wanted this mate
25:09me and Misha have some unfinished business
25:11yeah
25:11yeah
25:12each attempt is worth 3,000 pounds
25:15so there are 6,000 pounds up for grabs
25:18oh my god that's so much money
25:20so I push up
25:22push up
25:22yeah push up joe
25:23come on
25:26oh
25:28look at that
25:29wow
25:31oh my god
25:32oh my god
25:32like a green ninja
25:33I'm sliding all over the top
25:35but you've got like an action belt
25:36you've got at the back of you
25:38you've got one of those launchers
25:39you could do with sticking one down the front of your pants actually
25:42yeah
25:43this is amazing
25:43open the door
25:45open the door
25:46here we go
25:47no one will know
25:48no one's gonna know
25:50oh god they're gonna know
25:54go go go
25:55we need you to lie in the grass
25:56so we can see what you look like
26:06they're coming joe they're coming
26:11i'm in
26:12i'm in the bush
26:13yes
26:13oh god
26:14none of that
26:18joe
26:18yeah
26:19elaine and misha are on the course right now
26:24joe
26:25yes
26:25i don't think you've got any chance of doing it
26:29good luck
26:30please welcome to the course elaine and her great dane misha
26:36elaine's ready
26:40now misha has to stay
26:43sit
26:44sit
26:46wait
26:47wait there
26:48stay
26:50stay
26:51stay
26:52stay
26:52stay
26:53and what elaine doesn't know but misha might notice
26:55stay
26:56stay
26:56is that joel dolmette is right there in the bush
26:58get the sausage
27:00get the sausage
27:00now
27:01go on go on
27:02misha
27:03misha come
27:04come
27:05misha come here
27:06go on joe
27:07what's this
27:08what's this
27:09misha come here
27:10come
27:12get the sausage out
27:13get your sausage out and throw it
27:43misha come
27:45we gotta bounce sideways but come straight through to elaine
27:48oh man
27:49i think he lost his bottle of it
27:51and they are off and away on the agility course
27:54ehhh
28:09misha
28:11Oh, that one is terrific.
28:14Oh, and the clock stops.
28:15Well done.
28:18This is going to be harder than I thought.
28:21Joel, you're doing OK.
28:22Look, you failed yesterday and again today.
28:25We have got subs on standby.
28:28You may have to be substituted, but don't worry.
28:31Please don't substitute me, Harry.
28:33Please don't.
28:34I know they've got Jordan North on the phone.
28:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:38Beaten by his nemesis, Misha,
28:40Joel's last chance lies with Remy and Frankie.
28:43But will he bank the three grand or end up in the doghouse?
28:46Here we go. The whistle's about to be blown, Joel.
28:51Here we go.
28:52Sit down. Good.
28:54Frankie's going to have to sit and wait.
28:57Now's your time.
28:59Yeah, yeah. Throw a sausage. Oh, wait, don't.
29:02Come here. Throw a sausage.
29:03Come here. No, no, no. Come.
29:04Crinky. Mummy can't get her attention.
29:07Yeah, OK, this is good. This is good.
29:09Squeeze. This is good.
29:10Oh, she's coming.
29:12Can we start again? Sorry.
29:13There's something in there that's got her...
29:15Is there a camera in there or something?
29:17Oh, no!
29:19A little bit of trouble down there.
29:21What could that be?
29:23Something in here.
29:25Oh, no! Oh, my God!
29:28That's... There's a man in the bush.
29:31Oh, my God. What is that?
29:33Oh, no! Oh, no!
29:33What is that?
29:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:36Who is it?
29:37It's nothing.
29:39Joel Dummett. Is that you?
29:41What is going on?
29:44Follow him! Follow him! Follow him!
29:46Follow him!
29:49Code red.
29:51Code red.
29:52Joel, you have been caught.
29:54Oh, God!
29:56Just follow me and I promise you...
29:58I promise you it was all going to make sense.
30:00Frankie, come with me as well.
30:00Should we follow him?
30:01Yeah, follow me.
30:06Remy!
30:11I'm pregnant!
30:13I love you, mate!
30:14Whoa!
30:15Joel, as you have been captured,
30:18please break the emergency glass.
30:20Oh!
30:22Oh!
30:22Remy, you are not on the perfect pooch.
30:27What?
30:27You are actually a contestant on a secret game show called Celebrity Sabotage.
30:35You now have a big decision to make.
30:38Stop it.
30:39On the table is a briefcase containing £2,000.
30:45That's a lot of chicken, Frankie.
30:47You can choose to take this money right now,
30:49or you can stay and help us keep any further sabotage missions under wraps.
30:55And at the end of the show,
30:57you'll take your equal share of the prize pot of up to £30,000.
31:04Frankie, what shall we do?
31:18We're going to stay.
31:19Yeah!
31:22It was crazy.
31:23I am completely gobsmacked.
31:25I can't believe that we're not actually part of the perfect pooch.
31:29Hands in.
31:29Balls in.
31:30Hands in.
31:30Everyone's in.
31:31And balls in.
31:32One, two, three.
31:33Sabotage!
31:34Yeah.
31:35Come on, Remy.
31:35Me and Frankie will keep all of the celeb secrets.
31:39Joel, as you were caught in the act of sabotage,
31:42you will be punished.
31:44Please proceed to the lock-up,
31:46where you must stay until further notice.
31:48Oh, my God.
31:51Ah!
31:52Wow!
31:54Oh, my God!
31:57Say bye to your daddy!
31:58See you later, Dad.
31:59Oh.
32:06He's already balled.
32:08We haven't even starred in his balls.
32:09The weakest link has been put in jail.
32:11Yeah.
32:12Oh, God!
32:13Harry's been done in jail all day!
32:15Unbelievable.
32:16And now we can move on, perhaps.
32:17Yeah, yeah.
32:19Mission alert.
32:20Oh!
32:22Oh!
32:23Oh!
32:23No!
32:27Sam.
32:27No!
32:28Oh!
32:28You must hide inside the tunnel and ensure Olive and Farrah don't get through.
32:35Oh!
32:36Oh, there!
32:36I've got a block in the tunnel!
32:38Each successful obstruction is worth £2,000,
32:42so there is £4,000 up for grabs.
32:45Oh, it's so much money!
32:47Sam, please don't fail,
32:49because I really don't think I can handle you being in this prison with me.
32:54I think we're good.
32:56Claire!
32:58Claire!
32:58Oh, here he comes, the puppy dog himself.
33:01If you need help, blink twice, Claire.
33:04Yay!
33:05Right, next contestants are on their way.
33:07Oh, my God.
33:08So go hide.
33:09Oh, we're doing it!
33:11This is a disaster waiting to happen.
33:13Keep going a bit more.
33:15That's the best.
33:15Yeah, there.
33:16Stop there.
33:18Please welcome Megan and her Cocker Spaniel Olive.
33:24OK.
33:26Oh, flying up to join her.
33:29Olive is quick to cross the course.
33:32She's coming!
33:33She's coming!
33:34Olive, move!
33:35Good girl!
33:35Can Sam get her to stop?
33:37Through!
33:39Through!
33:40Oh, my God!
33:41Oh, my God!
33:45Oh, my God!
33:45Oh, my God!
33:45Let her go!
33:46Ah!
33:48That's OK.
33:49Oh, she says, that's OK.
33:51Good girl.
33:52Lovely bit of work, Sam.
33:54Take a grab.
33:56Give me a minute, through!
33:57Thank you!
33:58Thank you!
33:59Sam can bleed at the mission, and he's stuck in a tunnel.
34:07Bitches of that ass.
34:09Next up are Amber and Farrah.
34:11We need to bag this money.
34:14Are you hearing me, Sam?
34:15I've got you dudes.
34:16I'm in.
34:18Come.
34:19Good girl.
34:20Here she comes.
34:21If that's a force of the dog, I would give that the force of the dog.
34:26Oh, look at her fly.
34:28She's coming right through you.
34:30Now, this is going to be the interesting bit.
34:47Oh, and she's stopped in the middle of the tunnel.
35:00Come on.
35:00Get Kelly.
35:01You're all right.
35:02Good girl, it's OK?
35:04Oh, yes!
35:05Well done, Sam!
35:07Oh, we've done it, Rue!
35:09Farrah!
35:10You can see that Farrah's turning around, looking back into the tunnel.
35:14She came back with a sausage!
35:16Up and down, over the seesaw, and through the finish line.
35:19Amber and Farrah, well done!
35:22Yay!
35:25Tell Sam, well done.
35:27Well done, Sam.
35:29I've never seen a tunnel like that before.
35:31No, it's...
35:31With a shape, yeah.
35:32Exactly, it is a very unusual tunnel.
35:34Very unusual tunnel.
35:36You should try and tell people, there's somebody in there.
35:39Many congratulations, thank you so much, to Amber and Farrah!
35:42Good girl!
35:44Farrah normally loves tunnels.
35:45We always do a lot of work with tunnel traps, because usually she will go for the tunnel and choose
35:50the tunnel over any other obstacle, but I think because of the shape of this tunnel, she's really confused, so
35:54I don't blame her.
35:55Come on, you're a musical boy!
35:58Yeah!
35:58Yay!
35:59Yes!
36:00Yes!
36:00Well done.
36:00Oh, sorry, I just...
36:02Oh, I'm sorry.
36:02Oh, my God, she just punctured Claire Bolden.
36:05Yes!
36:06Yes!
36:07Sorry, I'm just...
36:08I'm getting it all wrong.
36:10Nuisance, isn't he?
36:11Oh, my mum's gonna kill me for that.
36:13Yes, good.
36:14Yes, she should.
36:15I love you.
36:16So much.
36:18Oh!
36:20Ow!
36:23There was one stage Farrah was gonna come from behind, and we thought, oof.
36:27That would've been...
36:28That would've been a bit dicey.
36:30Mission alert.
36:32Harry, posing as the umpire...
36:35Oh, incredible.
36:37Such a good umpire.
36:38...you must fail James and Loki on a technicality twice, forcing them to restart the course.
36:43Oh, my God!
36:46This mission is worth £3,000.
36:48Oh, my God!
36:53Oh, my God!
36:56Yes, Harry!
36:57Wow!
36:58One...
36:59Two...
37:00Three...
37:01Stop it!
37:02Harry!
37:06I'm gonna have to say hello, sir.
37:07Yeah, nice to see you, Cliff.
37:08Are you all right?
37:09Yes.
37:10He's actually doing the voice!
37:11Is it his voice?
37:12He's methodizing!
37:12So, your character.
37:13Harry.
37:14How do you want me to play it?
37:16Hard and fast, fast and loose, Cliff.
37:18Hard and fast, fast and loose.
37:20Right-o.
37:22I'll try and take that advice on board.
37:24Ha, ha, ha, ha!
37:26That's great!
37:27That is mortified!
37:29Right.
37:30Anything could happen.
37:33Harry, remember, you're in charge and your decision is final.
37:38Please, welcome to the course, James and his Pomsky Loki.
37:42James, do you want to just pause in front of me here?
37:45Obviously, I'll be judging, but I just want to introduce you to our referee for the day.
37:49James, it's a pleasure to meet you.
37:51Likewise.
37:51I am in charge at all times.
37:53My decision will be final.
37:55Thank you very much.
37:55Tally-ho.
37:56Tally-ho and all the best.
37:58Ah!
38:00Ah!
38:04James walks forward very calmly, and he's going to ask Loki to sit.
38:09And stay.
38:11Look at that, for a fast backwards walk.
38:15Come!
38:16Here comes Loki.
38:17Here comes Loki.
38:17Blow the whistle!
38:19But James has been ordered to restart.
38:23Sorry, James.
38:24Loki just started before I made the signal, so if he could just return to the start.
38:32What do we need to do differently?
38:34You didn't start when I say.
38:35You didn't start when I said, so if we could just do it again, that would be fantastic.
38:43And I'm just listening for one whistle.
38:45One whistle, yes.
38:46I'm in charge.
38:49I'm the governor here, so, you know, it's not a problem.
38:53Whoop!
38:54Whoop!
38:55So once again on the start line, James and Loki.
39:00Come.
39:00Here we go.
39:01Good boy.
39:03Good boy, good boy.
39:04Come, come.
39:04On me.
39:05On me.
39:06Good boy.
39:07Standby to fail him on the poles.
39:09Up, up.
39:11Up and over the A-frame, being taught by James, to touch the walls, it's like, no, Ben.
39:16Oh, very, very good.
39:19Blow, blow, blow, blow.
39:22Oh, look, because he missed one at the end.
39:23He missed the pole.
39:25Was that wrong?
39:26He missed a pole and caught the pole, so we'd have to go back to the start again, I'm afraid.
39:32Oh, my God, he's got to get caught.
39:34Okay, I'll restart the clock to here, yeah?
39:37All the way back.
39:38yes it's a complete restart oh he's nervous bloody hell
39:46oh loki's so sweet
39:50here we go again loki's still full of enthusiasm james
39:54being extremely patient over the a-frame lovely touching now he has had to do this good boy loki
40:01just going side to side now through the hoop good boy yeah it's gone loki through the tunnel
40:10there we go and seesaw to finish yes brilliant good boy well done james
40:18fantastic crown oh superb loki and you jane thank you so much well done yeah
40:27and what a man to do it as well what a way to do it well done well done
40:37i would say the umpire was pretty harsh yeah i think um some of the rules are a little bit
40:41different than what i'm used to but those are the rules so i guess you have to abide
40:47to finish it off the way you did yeah on that umpire hand mate it was absolutely beautiful
40:53blinding you to behold look at him laying here though he's i'm looking right at him
40:58hq alert joel your punishment is complete you may now leave the locker
41:07yeah oh my god oh you actually smell a bit yeah
41:28well well done some of you
41:33incredible thank you but i tell you what joel full credit for still being in that thank you very
41:39much i sort of it's part of me now you do look like it's a part of your mission actually
41:43in it
41:46mission alert i haven't seen one of these what does it mean celebrities it's time for your final
41:53sabotage mission oh oh oh no and this one is for claire and rue oh oh room i love
42:04tell me what what during the winner's announcement ceremony you and rue must knock over the golden
42:10bone trophy so it is destroyed this mission is worth five thousand pounds
42:17i want five grand smash you it's worth five grand fire we are rooting for you
42:34this just has to be believable because everyone's looking at her
42:40oh my god we're in how's she gonna do it how's claire actually gonna do this
42:44cleb holding yeah we all believe in you uh-huh
42:51poochies and parents i have made my decision and i can announce that the winner of the perfect
42:59pooch taking home this glorious trophy the golden bone is
43:12oh my gosh he's out he's out hello rue this is rue he's my little dog he's so sweet
43:20come to me rue rue rue rue what are you doing here rue rue no he's gone the wrong way
43:26he's
43:26gone the wrong way oh i'm so sorry hang on let me scoop him up because this is a good
43:30boy you're not
43:31meant to be here no you're not meant to be here oh my gosh you've got this claire you've got
43:37this
43:38you want to do all this with me what is it i know what is oh oh oh oh yes
43:46yes yes yes claire
43:54oh god guys can i get the art team here please quite quick
43:58thank you have we got another one no that's it i feel so sorry for claire she's mortified isn't she
44:06but the art department coming please
44:11guys this way please i'm so sorry i'm so sorry what's happened here i smashed it have we got
44:17another one of these we've got another one claire claire claire but but there's something there's
44:22something on the base of that not properly not well yeah i mean just blaming the bases
44:31yeah but if you're working with animals unexpected things are going to happen not like the golden
44:35bone even matters the perfect pooch isn't even a real show is it claire
44:43he does have a point take a look at this
44:49oh my god gk you must convince elaine to spray her hair red
44:55do what elaine i think this really works sam make the contestants strike doggy poses
45:01give us one paw give us one paw beautiful oh my god sam hide in the tunnel and ensure olive
45:09and farrah don't get through
45:17harry you must fail james and loki on a technicality
45:20loki just started before i made the signal oh my god oh jesus
45:31i give you sam thompson hello judy love
45:37gk berry mr harry wicker and joel domit
45:46you all think that you've been taking part in the perfect pooch but you've actually been contestants
45:53on a brand new secret game show called celebrity sabotage you sabotaged me i did
46:01well that's not all because earlier today one of you caught me red-handed in a bush and that person
46:07was remy did you yeah i spotted well frankie spotted him for every sabotage mission we successfully
46:17completed we've been building up a prize pot oh my gosh and i can reveal that the prize pot you've
46:23won for everybody to share is 21 000 pounds oh my god which means you're gonna go home with 4200
46:34pounds each
46:35oh my god we could not have done any of this without the help of claire balding
46:42rue isn't even my real dog i only met him yesterday
46:46i can't believe it's not the perfect pooch and it's celebrity sabotage i had no idea i am so excited
46:53to
46:53win money and i'm skint right now so i'm very excited and yeah we can have a holiday
46:59i never expected this i absolutely cannot believe it i feel so overwhelmed and very emotional i can't stop
47:08crying oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god we've won over 4
47:16000 pounds you don't know how
47:18much that means to me that is like you know that's yeah that's that's just yeah i will remember this
47:27for
47:28life yeah absolutely oh my god yeah i'll never live it down
47:39next time on celebrity sabotage do we kill people welcome to the backstabber let the games begin
47:49oh
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