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Hating And Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me
00:00:31and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby!
00:00:40You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:56What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over.
00:01:03Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another
00:01:08one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my God, did she seriously just
00:01:12say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand.
00:01:18Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was drugged out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give
00:01:32me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby!
00:01:42One more lie and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:53Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my God, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:12Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to
00:02:40what you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today, just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready.
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad. Is she, like, my real sister?
00:03:45Yes.
00:03:47Alright.
00:03:50Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister? Of course she is.
00:03:56She's my best friend's daughter.
00:04:00Abigail, please, come in. Come in.
00:04:04Wait, let me take this for you.
00:04:09Look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this
00:04:15house as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be a
00:04:21good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:27And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you...
00:04:31Why don't I introduce you to your brother? He's gonna love you, I am sure of it. Chris! Come down,
00:04:35your sister's here!
00:04:42It's you!
00:04:43It's you?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect!
00:04:55Look, I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip, so this punk
00:04:59here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice? Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework, or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:31What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make my
00:05:35life miserable?
00:05:36What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls
00:06:00then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with
00:06:20him.
00:06:29Oh, why am I so afraid of him? I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My bra!
00:06:54What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis!
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:19You're gonna have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're gonna live in my house, it's gonna be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one.
00:07:27In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:35Rule number two.
00:07:35You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay. And the third?
00:07:43How about this?
00:07:44You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What is that gonna be a bra?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but...
00:08:12What is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Don't.
00:08:17Move.
00:08:18Move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella.
00:08:37She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:39Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I?
00:08:49She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what?
00:08:51If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:59You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all...
00:09:02Whatever. I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:08Also, one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street,
00:09:11and Ubers take forever to get here, so...
00:09:13Who knows?
00:09:14You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:16Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:18Uh...
00:09:20Go over there.
00:09:21Chew!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44How much more to get out of the house?
00:09:45Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:47Why did she just come out of Chris' house?
00:09:55And that
00:09:56is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris!
00:10:02You are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student
00:10:09Late on your first day
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:30Thanks for standing up for me yesterday
00:10:31Oh, I'm so sorry
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:35Oh, my name is Abigail
00:10:36I'm Kylie
00:10:37Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:41I don't even know anybody
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party
00:10:45Please, pretty please
00:10:46Give me a chance to thank you
00:10:48I want to be your friend
00:10:50Okay then, I guess
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie
00:11:09Don't go to that party
00:11:10What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:14Wow, fine
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it
00:11:31What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:38A fruity bra
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish
00:11:45Nope
00:11:45I need a serious glow-up
00:11:47No more of this childish shit
00:12:02Okay
00:12:03That's a good boy
00:12:05No, these are not toys
00:12:07These are toys
00:12:09These are toys
00:12:23Oh, no
00:12:25And a fruity bra to lacy thongs
00:12:27I gotta say
00:12:28It's quite the leap
00:12:33Sorry about that
00:12:34Can you just, um
00:12:34Give it back to me, please?
00:12:36Nope
00:12:36Not until you tell me
00:12:38What you bought all this stuff for
00:12:39And more importantly
00:12:41Why?
00:12:41It's all so sexy
00:12:44Oh my god
00:12:45Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No
00:12:48It has nothing to do with you
00:12:50I was just shopping for Kylie's party
00:12:52And I just bought some underwear, too
00:12:53While I was at it, that's all
00:12:56I told you not to go to that party
00:12:58You need to stay away from Kylie
00:12:59Back off
00:13:00I can be friends with whoever I want
00:13:03Yeah
00:13:14Whoa
00:13:15It feels super weird saying this, but
00:13:17My sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:21My sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:28I'm gonna hang out with my new friends
00:13:29I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you
00:13:34Look
00:13:35I don't know how many times I have to tell you
00:13:37Kylie is not
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm gonna tell you
00:13:56Do not go to that party
00:13:57Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:59Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think
00:14:03I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend
00:14:07Besides, she's better than you
00:14:08You always bring me trouble, you stupid selfish dick
00:14:15Listen, I'm only warning you
00:14:17Because dad told me to look out for you
00:14:22Hold on
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:32Three feet apart at all times
00:14:39Come on, Chris, get a hold of yourself
00:14:41She's your sister
00:14:49Hey, Kylie, I'm here
00:14:58Hey, Abigail
00:14:58What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew, that dress screams
00:15:03Clarence bridesmaid
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me
00:15:08A welcome party today
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Aw
00:15:14You must have misunderstood me
00:15:15But still, I'm glad you came
00:15:17Is this for me?
00:15:19Let's have a look
00:15:25Juice?
00:15:26What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're gonna show up uninvited
00:15:30At least bring some real booze
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here
00:15:35So I'll just see myself out
00:15:37No, don't go
00:15:39You haven't tried your juice yet
00:15:55I don't understand
00:15:56I thought you wanted to be my friend
00:15:58Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends?
00:16:00With you?
00:16:02My dad's the wealthiest guy in town
00:16:03And you think you can be my friend?
00:16:07Oh, I get it now
00:16:08You transferred to Clearwater High
00:16:10Because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids
00:16:13Hey guys
00:16:14Check out my new friend
00:16:15Abby Fail
00:16:16She sucks just as much as our stupid name
00:16:20Aw, say cheese
00:16:21Dance, Abby Fail
00:16:23Kylie, stop
00:16:24Aw, looks like you're about to cry
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abby Fail
00:16:52Get off me, leave me alone
00:16:55Well, bestie
00:16:56How does this $3,000 bottle of Louie taste?
00:17:09Chris was right
00:17:10You're the worst
00:17:10I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend
00:17:13Let me guess
00:17:14The whole pregnancy thing was a lie too
00:17:18Finally showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:20Let's be real
00:17:21You only stood up for me yesterday
00:17:22Because you wanted to look good in front of Chris
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:28You slut!
00:17:29You're actually delusional
00:17:31And you're just some whore
00:17:32Who's trying to sleep her way to the top
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place
00:17:36Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50If this doesn't feel right
00:17:51I gotta go find her
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up
00:17:56Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go!
00:18:04I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:08Enough bitching!
00:18:10Come on guys
00:18:10She's drunk off that Louie
00:18:12So let's help sober her up in the pool
00:18:14No, don't
00:18:23Don't
00:18:28My dress!
00:18:30It's too heavy
00:18:31I'm sinking
00:18:33Look at you, landing like a drowning dog.
00:18:43Help me! Somebody help me!
00:18:47Aw, cryo you want. This is my house. No one's coming to see you.
00:18:56Oh my god, look at her. This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:18:59Don't. Abigail!
00:19:32Chris.
00:19:33I'm sorry I'm late. Are you alright?
00:19:41Chris, we were just having a little fun with her.
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now? You still having fun?
00:19:53What the fuck?
00:20:00Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:06She's mine. Mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:11Come on, let's go. Let's go.
00:20:13Come on.
00:20:30Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:33Your dress is soaked. We gotta get this thing off.
00:20:36Hey. Hey, Abigail. Wake up.
00:20:41Don't feel good.
00:20:43She's so drunk.
00:20:45Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:47Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes. Okay?
00:20:50Hey.
00:20:58Chris?
00:20:59Yeah? Did you say something?
00:21:12Abigail.
00:21:13Uncle Pat.
00:21:14I mean, Dad.
00:21:16Crap. If Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:19Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:24Mm-mm.
00:21:28Abigail, is something wrong?
00:21:37Abigail!
00:21:55Stay calm. She's your sister. You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot, too?
00:22:01Oh, my God. She's so drunk. And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here. Let me help you cool down.
00:22:16Help me.
00:22:23Shh. Don't.
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:54Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:58And...
00:22:59Are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right. Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:12Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:14It was kind of sweet.
00:23:16Stop this. You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:24:02I'll be here.
00:24:03I'll be here.
00:24:03No, I'm fine.
00:24:03I'll be here.
00:24:07You'll be there.
00:24:16Oh, I'll have a year.
00:24:31Oh, Chris.
00:24:34Oh, Chris.
00:24:35Oh, Chris.
00:24:38Yes.
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:51Oh, my God.
00:25:12Careful.
00:25:28Oh shit. Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey, get back here. Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet. Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:52Eat up, kiddo. There's plenty to go around.
00:26:11You better love you right.
00:26:13Ask her by me. There's not much to tell her.
00:26:16That's an oversight. Over overnight.
00:26:25You're so hot.
00:26:28What?
00:26:30Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:34Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:41Fuck. Stay cool. Stay cool. Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:43Ah, no. I meant Bella. Which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:50Um, hey, we're gonna be late. We gotta go.
00:26:54Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep. Total strangers. Got it.
00:27:08Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car? What the fuck?
00:27:31He's never driven any girl to school. Like, ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if. She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:27:44He says, she's my friend and I am the first time.
00:27:59How are he doing?
00:28:08What's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:11Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school?
00:28:13Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:28:16Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19All right, ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:22Boys, warm up.
00:28:45Hey, stop! Seriously!
00:28:47Oops, sorry. It's just so crowded in here, you know? Totally an accident.
00:29:06Oh, shit, my top is gone.
00:29:13Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:16Okay, ladies, that's time. Boys, you're up.
00:29:23Oh, no! I think we're missing someone.
00:29:26Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:33Oh, my God, what is that?
00:29:35Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way. Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:46Don't worry, girly. We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:52What a fucking slut.
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh-oh, you're too far away.
00:29:58I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:00I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:03Hey, boy!
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off, and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:09Um, any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:15What?
00:30:16You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:18Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:21All the guys are gonna see your tits.
00:30:23We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:25Let's help her out, then.
00:30:26Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:28That's so going viral.
00:30:34Holy shit.
00:30:37What are these? Double Ds?
00:30:39Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips.
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:46Oh, yeah. I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic.
00:30:57Oh, Abigail, ready or not, here I come.
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:48Everybody set God, you son of a bitch,madıces.
00:31:51I said perfect, you Twin,000.
00:31:52Oh, yeah!
00:31:57I'm with you, though.
00:31:57Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:06You're safe, man.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris, don't get me wrong, I really didn't know it was hers, I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me, again. No one's ever cared about me like that. Does Chris like me? Even just a little?
00:33:04I need to see him, I need to think him properly.
00:33:12Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask, uh, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great. Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:22Look, bro, I know you, and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this. Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:31For real?
00:33:32Nice!
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:36Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:38She's super cute, she has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'. Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs. Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking? He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:12Alright, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:27Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:30I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no, dude. You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:36Get out.
00:34:39Get out!
00:34:42Get out, dude!
00:34:44Hey!
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:34:53What are you guys doing?
00:34:59Uh, Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies? Just me and you?
00:35:09No, Abigail. Don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're trippin'. Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Chris Florence, just watch. I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun. I'm down.
00:35:30Just...
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:46Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here? I have to change. Get out.
00:35:50You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You were unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out!
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:15Because I am. I know I am.
00:36:16Get out!
00:36:17Wait, that's not... that's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out!
00:36:24Dammit, why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:30But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit!
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt? I mean, your tits are literally about to
00:37:12pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:20Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk. He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris. Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:54Fuck!
00:38:07Fuck!
00:38:09Fuck!
00:38:10Fuck!
00:38:11Fuck!
00:38:12Fuck!
00:38:14Fuck!
00:38:15Fuck!
00:38:16Fuck!
00:38:17Fuck!
00:38:18Fuck!
00:38:18Fuck!
00:38:21Fuck!
00:38:22Fuck!
00:38:28like the movie
00:38:33you like the
00:38:52don't mind him
00:38:54have some more popcorn
00:39:15what the fuck
00:39:16sorry man my hand slipped
00:39:21why did that guy seem so
00:39:23familiar
00:39:26jeez
00:39:27i'm a mess
00:39:28sorry that asshole cut our date
00:39:31short
00:39:31that's okay
00:39:32i still had a nice time
00:39:41what the hell was she even laughing about
00:39:43what she talks to a guy for like two hours and selling their fucking soulmates
00:39:49hey you've got something right there
00:39:52did i get it
00:39:54no not quite
00:39:55hold on
00:40:10no no no no no this is whack
00:40:12look my sister can date other guys but not my best friend
00:40:18i need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her
00:40:20yeah
00:40:27does she actually like him
00:40:37oh um thanks
00:40:44you're really cute
00:41:10why why would i think of him at a time like this
00:41:17i'm just not feeling too good
00:41:19so i'm gonna head home
00:41:25you're the first person to ever turn me down abigail
00:41:28that only makes me want you more
00:41:33morning son
00:41:35morning
00:41:36and chris make sure your calendar's clear next weekend
00:41:38we're gonna go visit the graves of abigail's parents
00:41:42what did you say
00:41:43gross chris
00:41:45wait no no no
00:41:46what did you say
00:41:46you said her parents died
00:41:48what do you mean
00:41:48aren't you her parents
00:41:50you said she was my sister
00:41:51chris i am not playing these games with you today
00:41:53no no dad
00:41:54i'm being serious
00:41:55is abigail my biological sister or not
00:41:59is abigail my biological sister or not
00:42:01no of course not
00:42:03abigail is the daughter of my best friend
00:42:05he and his wife died in the line of duty
00:42:09oh
00:42:12i knew it
00:42:13god i knew it
00:42:14i'm not a freak
00:42:19well
00:42:20i don't know about that
00:42:21then the story starts to wrap up
00:42:23hero comes home
00:42:24a changed person
00:42:25so who can answer
00:42:27what are the three different parts
00:42:29in a play
00:42:30when he's not talking
00:42:32he's really not that bad
00:42:40is she that obsessed with oscar
00:42:42god as soon as i find out
00:42:44she's actually not my sister
00:42:45she falls head over heels for my best bro
00:42:47fucking perfect
00:42:49abigail do you know the answer
00:42:54abigail
00:42:55answer the question
00:42:56i um
00:42:58i
00:42:59i
00:43:00i
00:43:01i
00:43:02i
00:43:02i choose b
00:43:10my question was
00:43:12what are the different parts
00:43:13in a three-act play
00:43:14abigail i expect you to pay more attention
00:43:17moving forward
00:43:18yes miss bella
00:43:25still an asshole
00:43:29what does abigail have that i don't
00:43:39chris just wait till we get home
00:43:41i'm telling dad
00:43:42you're a big fat
00:43:43boy
00:43:43oh my god
00:43:45evie everett is back
00:43:46isn't she chris's girlfriend
00:43:48uh chris's girlfriend
00:43:50oh the one in the photo
00:43:53the one in the locket that he never takes off
00:43:55yeah they're childhood sweethearts
00:43:56back then chris would follow evie to her ballet class and back every day
00:44:01he stuck to her like glue
00:44:02then two years ago evie got into the royal ballet
00:44:06she's the youngest principal dancer ever
00:44:08isn't she awesome
00:44:09she sounds incredible
00:44:34evie's back
00:44:35our queen
00:44:36our queen bee's back
00:44:37our queen bee's back
00:44:44chris
00:44:45oh my god
00:44:50they're so cute
00:44:52aren't they just perfect together
00:44:54so she's chris's girlfriend
00:44:56oh she's flawless
00:44:58i've never seen anyone so gorgeous
00:45:00so graceful
00:45:02see
00:45:03that's evie
00:45:04the only girl chris has eyes for
00:45:06she's everything that you're not
00:45:09hey guys
00:45:10look what we have here
00:45:14it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:19your teasing drives me mad
00:45:21you pick on me till i'm sad
00:45:23but i still want you so bad
00:45:28you're stubborn
00:45:29you're annoying
00:45:30but your smile's my undoing
00:45:32i think i really like you
00:45:36you kept me up last night
00:45:38thinking about that kiss
00:45:39i'd give you my first time
00:45:41and let you show me
00:45:43please
00:45:43stop it
00:45:44give it back
00:45:45give it back to me
00:45:46abigail your kindergarten love poems
00:45:48are so cute
00:45:49no wonder you're still a virgin
00:45:51go on
00:45:52tell us
00:45:53who exactly are you gonna eat lucid to
00:45:57who exactly are you going to give it to
00:45:59give it back to me
00:46:04kylie cut it out
00:46:07wow abigail
00:46:08didn't know you had it in you
00:46:10miss goodie two shoes over here has been two-timing oscar and chris
00:46:15no no it's not what you think
00:46:17don't be shy girl
00:46:18share with the class
00:46:22who is that letter for
00:46:23oscar or chris
00:46:29is abigail's love letter
00:46:31for me
00:46:34the letter is
00:46:36speak up
00:46:36oh my god was i right
00:46:38you've liked chris all along haven't you
00:46:41tell everyone
00:46:42tell oscar
00:46:44who's chris to you
00:46:51i'm the one
00:46:52chris is my brother
00:47:03chris is my brother
00:47:06and and this letter is
00:47:07for oscar
00:47:10really
00:47:12because i've already cut it
00:47:13bad for you
00:47:13abigail
00:47:19fuck
00:47:20i'm supposed to be saying
00:47:28i'm no competition to someone
00:47:29as pretty and cool as evie
00:47:31plus chris only thinks of me as his baby sister
00:47:39i want to go home
00:47:40i want to go home
00:47:41it's okay
00:47:42i'll get you home
00:47:45abigail
00:47:45your first love died
00:47:47before it even had a chance
00:47:56hey abigail
00:47:57you said you wrote that love letter for me
00:48:00is it true
00:48:02i
00:48:02abigail
00:48:03you don't have to be shy
00:48:04i'll say it again
00:48:07i like you
00:48:09i just need you to say it
00:48:12do you like me too
00:48:15i
00:48:25my brother
00:48:26he doesn't have an umbrella
00:48:28so i should probably go home
00:48:30it's raining cats and dogs out here
00:48:32get home safe okay
00:48:43are you crazy
00:48:44it's storming out here
00:48:46why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:48the rain didn't stop you from
00:48:50flirting with oscar
00:48:51he was just walking me home okay
00:48:52that's all
00:48:53that's all
00:48:55please
00:48:56everyone knows you guys like each other
00:48:58i mean
00:48:58didn't you write him those love poems
00:49:00aren't you obsessed with him
00:49:02why are you being so difficult
00:49:03let's just go inside
00:49:05and we can talk about it okay
00:49:06we can go inside
00:49:09if you agree to my third rule
00:49:11what
00:49:11rule number one
00:49:13in public
00:49:14we're complete strangers
00:49:16i can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof
00:49:18no way
00:49:19okay
00:49:19easy peasy
00:49:20rule number two
00:49:21you stay at least
00:49:23three feet away from me
00:49:24at all times
00:49:28rule number three
00:49:29no more oscar
00:49:30you're mine
00:49:44that was my first kiss
00:49:52tactically nod
00:49:53you're first
00:49:54what do you mean
00:49:56never mind
00:49:58abigail
00:49:59i want
00:50:01you
00:50:28chris
00:50:31maybe we shouldn't
00:50:32your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:34no
00:50:34no
00:50:35don't worry
00:50:35he's gone on a fishing trip
00:50:37he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:48chris i
00:50:58i don't know how
00:51:02it's all right abs
00:51:03you're doing amazing
00:51:17i want you to feel me
00:51:30god he's so hard
00:51:35sorry
00:51:35did i do something wrong
00:51:38did i do something wrong
00:51:40no
00:51:40you're doing amazing
00:51:45now
00:51:51let me return the favor
00:51:54wait maybe
00:51:55maybe we shouldn't
00:51:57it's okay
00:51:58you can trust me
00:52:01am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris
00:52:03my adopted brother
00:52:14look at me
00:52:16look at me
00:52:35oh dad
00:52:36chris
00:52:37what the devil are you doing
00:52:38oh dad
00:52:40i'm just uh
00:52:41just exercising
00:52:43exercise
00:52:45please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:50oh shit
00:52:51what am i gonna do
00:52:51what no no no i would never
00:52:54dad
00:52:54come on you gotta believe me you're my dad
00:52:56yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:53:01what's this
00:53:06what's this
00:53:09uh
00:53:09it's uh napkin
00:53:11napkin
00:53:11a napkin yeah i was um
00:53:13i was eating dinner
00:53:14sorry dad
00:53:15on the couch
00:53:15i know i'm not supposed to do that
00:53:17uh
00:53:17what happened again
00:53:22whoo
00:53:23dad
00:53:24i think you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:25uh i think you should
00:53:26you should go shower
00:53:27abigail's gonna be home any second here
00:53:29really i stink
00:53:30yeah i don't
00:53:31i don't smell anything
00:53:34yeah
00:53:35yeah all right
00:53:39huh
00:53:40i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:47look maybe
00:53:47maybe we should just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:52i mean is it
00:53:53he's your dad too
00:53:54and shit at this point he likes you burning likes me
00:53:57i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:54:01chris do you actually like me
00:54:08chris do you actually like me
00:54:11because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and now you want to make it official
00:54:15so what's with the 180
00:54:16abigail
00:54:18i gotta be honest
00:54:19up until recently i thought
00:54:23i thought you were my real sister
00:54:25like my blood sister
00:54:28what
00:54:30oh my god
00:54:31chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:36oh my god you are silly
00:54:38you are so silly
00:54:39all right
00:54:40all right
00:54:41okay okay i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:45idiot
00:54:45a lovable idiot
00:54:51that's my girl
00:54:53what you're looking at
00:54:56ah nothing
00:54:57listen chris
00:54:58i need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:55:02you and abigail aren't having
00:55:05what
00:55:05what are you what are you talking about
00:55:07listen
00:55:08abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own
00:55:10it was literally his dying wish
00:55:13as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:16what's that supposed to mean what i'm not good enough for her
00:55:19no you're not i mean you get into fights you
00:55:22you sneak into clubs you were suspended last semester abigail is on her way to harvard
00:55:27she's out of your league son
00:55:45what's wrong
00:55:46what if someone sees us
00:55:48what's wrong with that
00:55:49what what am i not do you not think i'm good enough for you
00:55:51what no of course not it's just yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right you're right i'm sorry i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see evie i was right
00:56:16they're not actually siblings
00:56:17i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did you have a sister
00:56:22maybe they're just like really close
00:56:24it's honestly refreshing
00:56:26seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:29abigail is it
00:56:30you think you can steal my man and get away with it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:40i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:52oh my necklace
00:56:57that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago right before i left for england
00:57:08chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair just like us
00:57:18and that he would wear every day
00:57:20and that i should too so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:24he said that way everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:29love
00:57:30love you forever
00:57:31i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:34but i can tell he really means it
00:57:37and you're his sister right
00:57:39you know how he is
00:57:50oh abigail you are dumber than i thought
00:57:53a basic bitch like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it see
00:58:01he would wear it every day
00:58:03and that i should too
00:58:04so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:58:08no no it's fine chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:16oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:21what a joke
00:58:22just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:24what are you talking about
00:58:27you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:29we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:32want to know what you are to him
00:58:34you're a bet
00:58:36a bet
00:58:43yep
00:58:44ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you
00:58:50chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:53chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:55he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:59:01oh look
00:59:02you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:04yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:59:07chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:18tell me the truth
00:59:20did you make a bet about me
00:59:22you found out
00:59:26listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:31answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for
00:59:35are you gonna love them forever and ever right
00:59:37right
00:59:39yeah but yeah but it's
00:59:41okay i've heard enough
00:59:43i hate you chris
00:59:47dude did you tell abigail about our bet
00:59:50you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:53everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:58so i told them we have a bet
01:00:00look
01:00:01i'll go apologize to abigail all right
01:00:04that's on me
01:00:05his friend wants you to help me get settled in
01:00:08you know with me being new here and all i don't know where anything is
01:00:11don't worry about i got this
01:00:14plus abigail's your sister she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:17your family
01:00:19that's what family is for
01:00:26chris is such an asshole
01:00:28a total fucking jerk
01:00:31i'm in love with that jerk
01:00:32what am i gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:41so you knew about it too
01:00:43yeah
01:00:44sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:50it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:52you don't have to apologize
01:00:54it's okay abigail
01:00:56this will be the last time you cry
01:00:59ever
01:01:02damn
01:01:03i thought you had this big crush on me
01:01:05you know i still have the love letters to prove it you know
01:01:08i was just caught off guard
01:01:13abigail will you forgive me
01:01:14we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:17oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:21i lied to you
01:01:23chris is not my real brother
01:01:25chris's father just adopted me last month
01:01:28that's why we've been living together
01:01:31i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:32so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:35he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:37he wants her to be his girl
01:01:41wow that's
01:01:43a surprise
01:01:46so um
01:01:48why tell me now
01:01:49i'm sorry oscar
01:01:51thank you for liking me
01:01:53i just i have feelings for someone else
01:02:01ah
01:02:03so
01:02:04there's someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you
01:02:07didn't he
01:02:08you know
01:02:11i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:14is to find someone new
01:02:17abigail
01:02:17i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:20maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:22that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:24who knows
01:02:25you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:28i know that's selfish but
01:02:29god
01:02:30i wanna give myself one more chin
01:02:37what the fuck are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing
01:02:45getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:47what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:48oh great it's you
01:02:50what do you want
01:02:51tell me
01:02:52who is oscar to you
01:02:54oscar is my crush
01:02:56he's the guy that i like
01:02:57i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:59what about me
01:03:00what about us
01:03:01bro chris you gotta calm down
01:03:03dude fuck off
01:03:04what are you so pissed off for
01:03:06okay so
01:03:07we messed around
01:03:08we had some fun
01:03:09so what
01:03:10messing around
01:03:11that's all that was to you
01:03:13yeah duh
01:03:14oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:16do you think i would choose you
01:03:17a loser who cuts class just to pick fights
01:03:20tell me honestly
01:03:21do you actually mean that
01:03:23of course i do
01:03:26chris
01:03:28who fennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:31eves
01:03:32i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39chris
01:03:40let's go shopping later
01:03:41i need new ballet slippers
01:03:43and there's this really cute pair i've been dying to get
01:03:45sure
01:03:46yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you
01:03:48let's go
01:03:53why am i so sad
01:03:54why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:58so this someone
01:04:00it's chris isn't it
01:04:01nope
01:04:02i absolutely cannot stand him
01:04:05i mean it
01:04:06i hate chris
01:04:07yeah yeah sure
01:04:09got it
01:04:09um
01:04:10well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:04:14dinner's on me
01:04:14you don't mind if i'm using you
01:04:17not at all
01:04:18kind of like the brush of it
01:04:29try this
01:04:31sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:34okay
01:04:40oh wow
01:04:42you guys here on a date
01:04:43mind if we join
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow
01:05:03she's actually allergic to fish
01:05:05my man
01:05:08aww
01:05:09you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah
01:05:17yeah
01:05:17my big bro
01:05:18he loves to spoil me
01:05:20doesn't he
01:05:26let go
01:05:28what was that
01:05:29did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:32here
01:05:33let's get you some steak
01:05:37say ah
01:05:38open wide
01:05:41here you go
01:05:43say ah
01:05:44oh
01:05:45nice
01:05:51i sure do love my steak
01:05:53well let's get you another bite then
01:05:55say ah
01:05:56that's enough chris
01:05:57aww chris has always been so playful
01:05:59am i right
01:06:00he used to do stuff like that to me
01:06:02all the time
01:06:04honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister
01:06:08keeping him happy while i was gone
01:06:10i was terrified
01:06:11he would just be sulking around the whole time
01:06:13because of how much he used me
01:06:22are you full
01:06:24if you're done let's go home
01:06:26hey man uh you take evie home
01:06:27i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:29you know what actually
01:06:30i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:33oscar
01:06:35didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:37you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:40abigail
01:06:40if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:43so trust me i'd know
01:06:44let's go home
01:06:49let's go home
01:06:50no
01:06:50thank you
01:06:52i think that you should take evie on a really sweet date
01:06:54and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night
01:06:57i said let's go home
01:06:59chris you're scaring abigail
01:07:01come on oscar
01:07:03let's go
01:07:07well just me at home the night eves
01:07:09uh want to come over
01:07:10of course
01:07:24abigail
01:07:24you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:26don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:30i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:33your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man
01:07:37you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:42bottoms up
01:07:43come on
01:07:44this is fun
01:07:45but we uh
01:07:46we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:47the cops show up
01:07:49we're busted
01:07:52fuck
01:07:53cops here we gotta go
01:07:59oscar
01:08:04wow
01:08:05i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:13how's it taste
01:08:14do you want to try
01:08:19fuck fuck fuck
01:08:21god please what is happening
01:08:24get out of the car
01:08:25why
01:08:26i have to go look for abigail
01:08:28chris i don't get it
01:08:29you asked me to come over
01:08:31didn't you
01:08:32come on let's have some fun
01:08:34oh cut the act
01:08:36already
01:08:36we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:39and
01:08:39why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:42i didn't know
01:08:43i
01:08:43i was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:46she is not my sister
01:08:51now
01:08:52get out
01:09:01and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:09:04i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone but that's changed now
01:09:08so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:11if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth
01:09:15in front of everyone
01:09:20fuck
01:09:22oscar
01:09:23two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29shit
01:09:29i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:32she'll freeze my cards
01:09:33she'll confiscate my car
01:09:38oscar wait
01:09:43i'm gonna need to see some idemis
01:09:50abigail
01:09:58damn brant
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:00stop right here
01:10:04and go go go go
01:10:05go
01:10:06let it go
01:10:07let go
01:10:10run run run run go go
01:10:32we must have gone in here let's go
01:10:52why did you show up at the club i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:56hey you pushed me away first you don't get to play the victim now
01:11:01damn it abs i just i can't stay mad at you
01:11:16it's so cramped in here why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:24oh
01:11:25oh
01:11:25oh
01:11:25oh
01:11:26i'm gonna stop
01:11:30okay wait so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:34he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:36wait wait wait wait wait wait what sorry come again i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend
01:11:42okay happy
01:11:43uh no actually not at all explain
01:11:46chris you're committed to loving evie forever so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:54loving evie
01:11:55loving evie when did i ever say that
01:11:57the locket the necklace that's for couples it's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever right
01:12:04it's proof that you love evie
01:12:06this
01:12:16it's not
01:12:16it's not evie
01:12:17nope
01:12:19so that's
01:12:20my mom
01:12:21she's beautiful
01:12:22so you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace
01:12:27no that's not it because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you
01:12:30within three months
01:12:31so of course i don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:34i never said the bet was about making you fall for me
01:12:36the bet what what was it about
01:12:39it was about us getting into harvard i bet oscar that i would get into harvard over you
01:12:45harvard
01:12:51fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:55now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:57i think it's time you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:13:02and what punishment would that be
01:13:05chris what are you doing let me down
01:13:07the more you fight it the worse it's gonna be
01:13:12what are you doing
01:13:15punishing you
01:13:30don't do that again
01:13:33using another guy to make me jealous i can't stand it
01:13:36you're mine abs
01:13:38no one else's no one else's okay i'm yours
01:13:56you're playing with fire
01:13:59don't hold back i can handle anything you give me
01:14:25i can't run fast enough can't be
01:14:54It tastes even better than last.
01:15:01Be careful.
01:15:03You might get addicted.
01:15:23Good morning, princess.
01:15:24Good morning.
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today. You've got to...
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I? She is not like you.
01:15:40It's my fault. If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me. I'm the one who fell
01:15:44for Chris first.
01:15:45You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes. I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend.
01:15:50Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian? I mean, sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than
01:15:56that...
01:15:57That face is good enough for me.
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own. In a year you're
01:16:04going to be at Harvard.
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve.
01:16:08Seriously, Dad? I can give Abigail the life she deserves. She's made me change my ways. I'm setting goals and
01:16:14I'm working hard to meet them.
01:16:16I think I'm going to get into Harvard now. I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend.
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening.
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris. There are billions of people out
01:16:31there, but you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family.
01:16:35Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him? The guy who really loves me for who
01:16:39I am.
01:16:41All right, Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape. And if you don't get
01:16:45into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail.
01:16:50Goddamn, Dad. You can't just cut your son a little slack here.
01:16:59So, you fell for me first, huh? That's pretty bold. You're crushing on your adopted brother.
01:17:07Maybe I fell for you first. But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be
01:17:11together.
01:17:12Fine. I guess I'm a little obsessed. Now I can't wait to see the look on Dad's face when we
01:17:17go off to Harvard together.
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes, Chris stayed by my side every step of the way.
01:17:27We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife, started a beautiful family together, and every single day, I fall in
01:17:35love with him all over again.
01:17:36All right, everyone.
01:17:39All right.
01:17:40Thanks, Chris.
01:17:42You
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