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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy
Love Request From My Enemy
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00:00:03New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:51Maybe someday.
00:00:56Probably.
00:00:58Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it.
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:41Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50Ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot!
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:25I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of arms by a cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:16I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:43every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor
00:03:45in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:49I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:52What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now, Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:02Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:08Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:22But he's not your Cole.
00:04:23Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:25He's not yet.
00:04:26Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsay.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:43Good.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:45Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:27I'm getting back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.
00:05:49Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56Hey.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:09Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26No.
00:06:27Stop recording me.
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:06:59She does look like you.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, bar cup.
00:07:17Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning or...?
00:07:23My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow. Hayley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You missed the spelling your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence.
00:07:33So did you.
00:07:35Oh no.
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child.
00:07:43Follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her,
00:07:48I must have felt an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:06I lost the game.
00:08:07I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:14What I think it is, is...
00:08:16I wanna be with you,
00:08:18and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soul mate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:29Okay, well, since we're dating now,
00:08:32um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:08:56No face.
00:09:01This lighting hates me.
00:09:03Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:19Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:29Don't look at me!
00:09:30I'm trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:34Get out.
00:09:35Now.
00:09:36Fine.
00:09:38Damn it.
00:09:41Wrong!
00:09:43Wrong!
00:09:43Wrong!
00:09:47Wrong!
00:09:58Wrong!
00:10:16You're helping me.
00:10:17Yeah, well, I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:29We got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now
00:10:35if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:37Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:39My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42OK, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen
00:10:45and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, no.
00:10:52I love the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it a weird way.
00:10:56You're not even my type, but, you know, power theory, whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:10Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:15Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:23Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:39Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:48You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:51Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:28Oh, shit!
00:12:31Yo, what's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah!
00:12:49Come on!
00:12:51Let's see if these dudes are photoshopped.
00:12:55Stop. Delete it, please. Delete it.
00:12:57Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:10I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my god.
00:13:18Oh, cool. Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:22Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:24why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:29Ben, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:31Ben, stop!
00:13:32Stop!
00:13:34Stop!
00:13:36Stop!
00:13:36Stop!
00:13:37Stop!
00:13:37Stop!
00:13:38Stop!
00:13:38Stop!
00:13:39Stop!
00:13:39Stop!
00:13:41Stop!
00:13:44Stop!
00:13:49Stop!
00:13:49My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:52Stop!
00:13:57Stop!
00:13:57Oh my god!
00:13:59Stop!
00:14:01Stop!
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:11Give that to me.
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:21What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:31Not good, huh?
00:14:32Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:40She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:44Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:26Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54It's up to you, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:01Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:12And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:19Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:25I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:35Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing.
00:16:41When?
00:16:41When?
00:16:42At the school.
00:16:43At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me, father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:30What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:35I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:42Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:45Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:47Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:49What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:02You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:14I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:19God.
00:18:20I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:22But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:27Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:34Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Ew.
00:18:43You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:50And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:59Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:01We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:03And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20I called me.
00:19:21Do you think you're going to humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:33Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:35You know, because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:51Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:58It's ketchup.
00:19:59Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take her, you're going to record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:18So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You want to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:26I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:39What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:57Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:03I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:07Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:23Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Not that annoying.
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work.
00:21:39I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:47How'd that online boyfriend's ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:02You never understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:10Does he...
00:22:11Now you touch him like this?
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, no, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:45Oh, yeah.
00:22:50Are you lost a lot of the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:59Oh, yeah.
00:23:05I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend, and you will never understand that.
00:23:11He's smart, and he's kind, and he loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:31Wait, it couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:41Cole, who are you?
00:23:45What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:47It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:04He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:17Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:21He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:25I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:29You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:36Oh, yeah, we are.
00:24:42Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:05Why is she so lucky?
00:25:07Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:10People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:25We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:27I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:30Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56Uh, I'm going to go.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:59So you have a date.
00:26:01Or shall I say a victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me?
00:26:06Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:08Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26No.
00:26:26Sorry.
00:26:27Am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe you trust me, dude.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:47That was my first kiss.
00:26:51My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why do I want you to regret it?
00:27:12You know, we can do more if we want.
00:27:29Hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know much I want you.
00:27:43Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:51Oh, shit.
00:27:55Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:03Are you two okay?
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:06Yeah, we're good.
00:28:07We're okay.
00:28:08It was great.
00:28:08Yeah, I'll be right back.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:19Hey, wait.
00:28:20It's just hormones.
00:28:22Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:27Wait, car accident?
00:28:29Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I got to go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:45Huh?
00:28:48Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:50Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about coal?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:06According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I can't take this anymore.
00:29:10Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:22Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:25Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:41They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Can you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:56You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:07Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:18Jake, you know it'll take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:37What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:48All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sitting there for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:07Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:09We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:55Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:58Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:03The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:11I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:31Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:58Colt, put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:00Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:31I might say yes.
00:33:34Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:38Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:51You're going to regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:33:58If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:00I wonder if Jake's phone were dinged.
00:34:04What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List.
00:34:16I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:21He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Hayley?
00:34:36Jeez.
00:34:38God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:53I don't care.
00:34:54I do care.
00:34:57Here we are.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:23That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college.
00:35:51move.
00:35:53Move.
00:35:53Cole is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously, I do.
00:36:02Okay.
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:04Uh, what do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Here, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:18All right, I promise.
00:36:19Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:39Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:49Hey, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:01Oh, shit.
00:37:03Oh, shit.
00:37:05Oh, shit.
00:37:07Oh, shit.
00:37:10Oh, shit.
00:37:15Oh, shit.
00:37:16Oh, my God.
00:37:20Stop, guys.
00:37:21Stop it.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:24What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:28Shit.
00:37:29It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:30I've got to save Cole.
00:37:31I mean, Jake.
00:37:32I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh, shit.
00:37:39Oh, my God.
00:37:40Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:42Haley Rock.
00:37:44That's detention.
00:37:46After school.
00:37:47Don't be late.
00:38:02All right.
00:38:03What are you doing here?
00:38:04What are you doing here?
00:38:06Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do if you've saved my house today.
00:38:12the locker thing that was an accident oh sure so uh you and you're jake huh no he lied about
00:38:24that
00:38:25i don't know why though good you know father the asshole every time he looks at you makes
00:38:32me sick to my stomach thinking about him touching you kissing you i could kill him
00:38:41promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:45okay fine i won't
00:38:50because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:54okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:05oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:26sorry i tripped no no no no no no no no no no no no what it always has to
00:39:32be about her
00:39:32doesn't it
00:39:36they're dead
00:39:38they're both dead
00:39:39oh
00:39:41how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:45oh
00:39:46what are you are you almost crying
00:39:50it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:54jen what's going on over there
00:40:06what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:09it's burning mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine
00:40:14detention today after school
00:40:17shh
00:40:30jake hey
00:40:31oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:37hey you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:39the rice trick
00:40:40the rice trick
00:40:43yeah
00:40:45you don't know about the
00:40:47come on
00:41:00hey
00:41:01um
00:41:02ella
00:41:03it's emma
00:41:05yeah that's what i said
00:41:06can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:17hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:19we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:23no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't
00:41:28can't what
00:41:32i talked to a friend online
00:41:35he's really important to me
00:41:39and i'm sure
00:41:41you're really important to him
00:41:51you know cole
00:41:53if you look past
00:41:54all that hair gel and
00:41:57big ol ego and
00:41:58rich kid for bravo
00:42:00okay okay i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:10hey look at that
00:42:12oh my god
00:42:13thank you
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:17you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh what is taking so long
00:42:26you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:29shut up ella
00:42:30it's emma
00:42:31whatever
00:42:38oh my god
00:42:45oh morning valley whore
00:42:48how are things in the castle
00:42:55valley whore
00:42:56what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard when can we be together in person
00:43:16guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you touching me
00:43:20oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:23touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:48there you go here this is for you
00:43:55oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop
00:43:59oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:05what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:08what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:11hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:16because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:44stop it stop stop
00:44:48i thought i said the janitor some time
00:44:54jake hey
00:44:57now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:04who's guacamole wizard here you go
00:45:10oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:14oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:19what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:25jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:30i'm sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:39yeah nothing personal
00:45:46all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:53that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:01let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school
00:46:07property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with this
00:46:13shit could it be because her father's running for senate call you think that's what it could be
00:46:18who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:25what how overmind that body oh because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:30i'm firing her mother right now no no please don't please then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:36max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen
00:46:42to prom end of discussion
00:46:50come on you big coward message him just do it
00:46:56you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:05i could never think that
00:47:12but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:16i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:22i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:39okay you got the ceiling just take a deep breath you got this you got this
00:47:47you look beautiful
00:47:52thank you mom
00:48:11hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:15hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean no it's just my parents blood honey you know they're upstairs
00:48:21watching the last of us right now they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:38what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:43looks like the catfish came out of the pond hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:48valley whore
00:48:53why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about our
00:48:58whole
00:48:59community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are concerning actually kind
00:49:05i feel a bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:19hey let's get perfect tonight leave me alone is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:35so
00:49:40oh
00:49:41so
00:49:44so
00:49:54so
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay
00:50:24cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay
00:50:31you can be honest about your feelings so you too this whole time
00:50:39oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait please at least take my jacket you know if
00:50:52you really
00:50:52wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't
00:50:56trying to humiliate you then what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the white
00:51:01clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't have trusted you what about guacamole was it
00:51:18who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and
00:51:31please
00:51:32introduce yourself to haley i already assumed that's who this was i'm mr opens so you're the
00:51:40scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:46is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:54you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:02mother
00:52:02is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:20you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:26any part
00:52:27of it so cool go with your dad haley
00:52:41no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i
00:52:51would
00:52:51make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi haley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:11done ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:39these lovers together
00:53:44okay
00:53:45hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded oh he is
00:53:54but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is
00:54:02grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee we're supposed to
00:54:09review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a day in his
00:54:18life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned
00:54:22laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle
00:54:47claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:54:58the girl who you love who you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:11the wizard mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:38it's you i should have given you this to you a long time
00:55:44hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:47my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51i was
00:55:52i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:13you don't love me the way you you love guacamole wizard but but i need you to know i love
00:56:21you
00:56:32cool i love you you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months i mean this whole guacamole
00:56:42wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:47but you're him you didn't expect her i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:56i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:04right now you're really fucking hot
00:57:12hey uh there are those things i said we could do
00:57:16you're gonna go yeah i'll take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so real you
00:57:28just be on me
00:57:32i'm so real you
00:57:34oh
00:57:35oh
00:57:36oh
00:57:46okay so what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10. yeah yeah one do again okay sex with sex with me specifically i've only ever had
00:57:56sex with you specifically all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnets
00:58:11oh god no i i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17and i'll just i'll just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:22i'll take a minute
00:58:23stop it
00:58:29isn't promenade
00:58:32i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:34i don't know but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:41cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:43oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of beat me to the gym oh god please don't
00:58:47mention
00:58:48his name again i don't want to hear it yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:52but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54weird
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought
00:59:10only the best for my princess
00:59:12where did you get that
00:59:14uh i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:32i don't expect you to be here cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole you are a big problem
01:00:02hey uh you almost done in there
01:00:05you try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:34i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up for at least
01:00:3820 minutes
01:00:39only no minutes
01:00:41we're in
01:00:42deal
01:00:46thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:01:01thank you guys so much seriously this means the world to me i mean like who else would win right
01:01:11oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's haley and cole it was fine
01:01:23since where is your dad
01:01:24yes
01:01:28hey her uh this time that's up no
01:01:33who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:42i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46yes come on everyone say it with me
01:01:49pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:01:58wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:14i'm gonna destroy haley roth's life is this real jen's crazy who did this who did this
01:02:26what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone you little
01:02:31skit you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:41but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:03there was no answer you lied to me
01:03:19oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do
01:03:27all i
01:03:28have to offer is a lowly night with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor oh
01:03:34how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57that you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of haley and you can accept that
01:04:04i'll make my own path and best believe me i can i'll say this it's the most backbone i've ever
01:04:12seen in
01:04:12you're cool joy pro
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:27i can't have done without you being by my son
01:04:30that was terrifying it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before though so
01:04:36i love you valley queen
01:04:38i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:40oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41i love you
01:04:43i love you
01:04:43i love you
01:04:48i love you
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