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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy Ep 2026
Love Request From My Enemy Ep 2026
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00:00:02new intimacy level unlocked new skin dangerously hot is equipped
00:00:18you're staring you like what you see maybe
00:00:30when are you gonna tell me you really are you know who i really am i'm valley queen 33. such
00:00:36a dumb
00:00:36username oh okay guacamole wizard 275 don't talk to me about dumb usernames you know you're lucky
00:00:43you're cute you don't even know what i look like oh i would if you agreed to meet me in
00:00:46person
00:00:47or at least a photo maybe someday
00:00:55crap i'm late good luck scholarship queen
00:01:02who needs luck when i have my talisman to remind me of my knight
00:01:09in the game of castle claimers i might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight
00:01:14but on my first day at edmund's academy i feel like a peasant
00:01:19watch it this isn't public school
00:01:23forget your training wheels at least i have my knight's charm to help me get through the day
00:01:40stop stop stop stop the car
00:01:45no god my knight's special talisman it's ruined
00:01:56he's so hot hey i told you to stop the car
00:02:04oh my god it's cold he's so hot
00:02:11hey what is wrong with you didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car
00:02:16okay i see you now new girl what are you with me son what are you talking about
00:02:24i thought you were one of my fans no i'm not one of your fans
00:02:30you just broke something that's really important to me yeah i break a lot of hours part of cup okay
00:02:37you should know that i don't know who you are but you were a you were a
00:02:45asshole
00:02:50all right i broke something of yours sure but hey you got my attention
00:02:59so in that case we're even
00:03:07don't do it hayley have a good day
00:03:13don't do it
00:03:15i got a hot mess energy
00:03:21oh fuck now we're even my last thought better not be broken i can't lose my connection to valley
00:03:29you just paid the wrong enemy you just made the wrong enemy i'm going to make every classroom
00:03:43every hallway and every rumor in your school your personal nightmare i'm going to make your life
00:03:49living out what's going on cole's fighting the new girl now cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:55yeah idiot i can see that just met an unhinged person good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04same ran into a certified asshole can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:12cold do you need help i can help you
00:04:16the new girl poured coffee on him this thinks that she can just roll up and piss off michael
00:04:21but he's not your coal shut up lindsay he's not yet
00:04:29hi i'm jen and this is lindsay
00:04:33hi i'm hayley so nice to meet you your first day jitters it's totally understandable
00:04:38we want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:42come in okay let's go
00:04:48uh there you go thanks so much
00:05:12you're welcome new girl honestly it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22guacamole wizard wow what are you catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy
00:05:29hold on hey if you go to edmund's academy you should come to locker 83
00:05:35right now send here now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42so when can i meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt i'm your friend first max at least check
00:05:47on me
00:05:48oh is it the online level all right chill please
00:05:54no way what is it no valley queen goes to the school
00:06:04please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank send
00:06:13what is wrong with you you mess with cole edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17edmunds what you don't know that his family owns the whole school
00:06:21wow you really did crawl out of the gutter didn't you
00:06:26stop recording me jen is a new girl wait is the new girl valley queen
00:06:36there's no way the new girl is valley queen could it be jen
00:06:42ew
00:06:46your enemy is our enemy goal and i just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51yourbuttonen guy is there from instagram and they're in the whole world
00:06:51no chances jen so is it she does look kind of cute
00:07:03please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07what was i thinking of course she's not my online lover
00:07:14hey there buttercup keep walking hayley just keep walking
00:07:18Did you get a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Haley.
00:07:24Well, Haley, I think you, uh, used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:20As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55He'll love it.
00:09:00Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're trying to have a Bible, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:31Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, and, um...
00:10:52All the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not in my type, but, you know, power theory or whatever.
00:10:59Did you just get out of here?
00:11:08I like it in a weird way.
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:53Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Got it.
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:25Holy shit.
00:12:30Oh, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:34Oh, my God.
00:12:48Come on.
00:12:50Let's see if these boobs are photoshopped.
00:13:03Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop.
00:13:31Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn, Finn,
00:13:39Finn, Finn.
00:13:40Oh, my God.
00:13:43Oh, my God.
00:13:45Oh, my God.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off of here!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh my god!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:44He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Hey, where are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:55Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:14:59All right.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:53Tough day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:22No.
00:16:23I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41When?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22Haley's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:41Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:52I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20Call me.
00:19:21Do you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out of your phone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:19You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:54Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happened to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02You understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09Is he...
00:22:11Why you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait.
00:23:31It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:28You need to see me in style.
00:24:31Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:37We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:51Big Pilots to answer me.
00:25:53Ready?
00:25:53So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56Yeah.
00:25:56I mean, I will, I don't know.
00:25:58So you have a date.
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me, Helen?
00:26:04Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure you'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:25No, okay. Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe trust me and do.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:52It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09One day when you regret it.
00:27:11You know,
00:27:13we can do more if you want.
00:27:29And I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:50Oh, shit.
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:03Oh, yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:06We're okay.
00:28:07Great.
00:28:08Good job.
00:28:09Nice.
00:28:10Thanks.
00:28:11Yeah.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax.
00:28:25I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait.
00:28:27Car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:03She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I can't take this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:19Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:32They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:10We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah, just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:50If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sore drum.
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hayley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my God.
00:32:48Wow, he's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:47How romantic?
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're going to regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05And the dance list.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24I'll stay with you.
00:34:27Haley?
00:34:32Haley?
00:34:36Jeez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:58Haley, I...
00:35:13Don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to prom and shake.
00:35:51Move.
00:35:53Colt is talking to Haley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously, I do.
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:17All right, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Well, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night.
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I heard you.
00:36:47Oh, I hate to break it to you, asshole.
00:36:51But she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:36:59Oh, shit.
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:15Oh, my God!
00:37:19Stop! Stop, guys! Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit. It's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh, my God! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Bailey Rock, that's the tension. After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone. Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh, my God. I am so fed up with this.
00:39:19Oops.
00:39:25Oh, sorry.
00:39:26I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jack.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you?
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This is burning.
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:12Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:14Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:32Got to get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey.
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:10Thanks.
00:41:16Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:22No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron...
00:42:00Okay, okay.
00:42:00I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:45Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show him what you really like.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:01It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:08What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone.
00:44:12I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey.
00:44:57Now is the time.
00:44:59Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:01That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:35Oh.
00:45:39Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough.
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:15You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25I don't overmind that body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:43End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:25If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:47:57I can't resist.
00:47:58I can't resist.
00:48:00I have to do something.
00:48:11Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18It's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:38What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:02those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that?
00:49:07Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:38Oh!
00:49:42Oh.
00:49:43Oh.
00:49:50Oh, my God.
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:35This whole time.
00:50:39Oh, my God.
00:50:40I am such an idiot.
00:50:42Hey, wait.
00:50:43Wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:51You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously.
00:51:01The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06Now, what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car.
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley.
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36I'm a servant.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:07I'll stay away.
00:52:09Haley, come on.
00:52:09You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:27So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:32Haley.
00:52:36Fuck this.
00:52:38Fuck this.
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not dad's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Goodness new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:36Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these love birds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmundsons.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole?
00:54:14Reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:56Just log into this stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:18I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:52I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though,
00:56:43because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:46But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I mean, I...
00:56:53I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55Until you hoped?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:06You're really fucking hot.
00:57:12Hey, uh...
00:57:13One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:16Here I go.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22I'm getting there, don't worry.
00:57:26I'm so real you
00:57:28Just be on me
00:57:31I'm so real you
00:57:38Just be on me
00:57:45Okay, so what do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:49Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58Alright, that's fair
00:57:59I'll take that as a win
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11No, God, no
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17No, I'm just lost behind it
00:58:20There's always been lost behind it
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute no more
00:58:23Stop it
00:58:26Um
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34Okay
00:58:34I don't know
00:58:36But the real question is
00:58:37Do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Oh, I would have asked you earlier
00:58:45But Jay kind of beat me to the gym
00:58:46Oh God, please don't mention his name again
00:58:48I don't want to hear it
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress
00:58:54Later
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought
00:59:09Only the best for my princess
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16On the off chance
00:59:18That you
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds
00:59:32I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole
00:59:34Are you here?
00:59:37Cole
00:59:37Are you here?
00:59:38What?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds
00:59:40You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43I see you Cole
00:59:43You are a big pro
01:00:01Hey, uh
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:05You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07And a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My god Haley
01:00:28You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:29I have ever seen
01:00:32Uh uh uh
01:00:34I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35To do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least
01:00:3720 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40I want 10
01:00:42I do
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:48To cast your votes
01:00:50I hear we have a winner
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:00:59Wow
01:01:01Thank you
01:01:02Thank you
01:01:03Oh my god
01:01:04Thank you guys so much
01:01:06Seriously this means the world to me
01:01:08I mean like
01:01:09Who else would win?
01:01:10Right?
01:01:12This is just the perfect moment
01:01:14It's just the perfect moment
01:01:17It's just the perfect moment
01:01:18Oh my god
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole
01:01:21It was fucked
01:01:23It's very too bad
01:01:24It was fucked
01:01:25It's very too bad
01:01:26It was fucked
01:01:31No
01:01:32But
01:01:32Who cares
01:01:35Hell yeah
01:01:36Woo
01:01:39Ew literally
01:01:40What the fuck
01:01:41Damn
01:01:41Language
01:01:42I am the queen
01:01:44Okay?
01:01:44She's just a little
01:01:45Pervy princess
01:01:46Come on
01:01:47Everyone say it with me
01:01:48Pervy princess
01:01:50Pervy princess
01:01:51Pervy princess
01:02:11Pervy princess
01:02:12One can
01:02:13I'm gonna destroy
01:02:15Hayley Roth's life
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little shit
01:02:32You know Jen
01:02:33As the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37And above all of this petty drama
01:02:40But
01:02:41Quite frankly
01:02:43You are the worst
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmunds Academy
01:02:49You can't do that
01:02:50I'm the principal
01:02:52So
01:02:52Yes I can
01:03:02There was no answer in sick
01:03:04You lied to me
01:03:07Oh
01:03:07Oh
01:03:08Yes
01:03:12Hayley
01:03:14Catch
01:03:17Oh
01:03:19Oh
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh
01:03:25Yeah, no can do
01:03:26All I have to offer
01:03:29Is a bowie net with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And an awesome sense of humor
01:03:33Oof
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh no, that's my dad
01:03:45We are going home
01:03:46Right now
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:53You talk all the time
01:03:54About wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet, you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Hayley
01:04:03And you can accept that
01:04:04Or I'll make my own path
01:04:05Or I'll make my own path
01:04:06And best believe me I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:15Joy prom
01:04:23I am so proud of you
01:04:26I can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:29That was terrifying
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so
01:04:35I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:39Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:41Yeah, you do
01:04:42Oh, hey
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