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00:01We've recruited an interstate detective to lead the case.
00:04Detective Eddie Redcliffe is my name.
00:06I'm from Darwin. I'm running the show
00:08and I want to get this thing wrapped up in record-o-time-o.
00:13Deadlock has a serial killer.
00:15He has been living under my nose for five years.
00:17I probably know him.
00:18You are not my partner.
00:19I am. It is deeply unfortunate.
00:21I don't have a best friend because my best friend died.
00:25I'm king effing shit up in Darwin.
00:28They don't want me either!
00:29Why not?
00:29Look, I fucking killed my partner!
00:32Bushy.
00:32He got eaten my croc.
00:34I was supposed to be with him when it happened, but I was pissing on him.
00:37Just a job.
00:38Balsy.
00:38Right now my job's more important than us, Kath.
00:41I started calling you Collins, by the way. It's just a little nickname.
00:43Okay, alright.
00:44Fucking hell Collins. You fucking cracked it!
00:47Oh.
00:48You hate it, you sexy.
00:49Let's leave deadlock.
00:51Okay.
00:52Okay.
00:54Bushy wasn't chum.
00:55He wasn't eaten by a croc.
00:56He was shot in the head.
00:59I knew when he went missing there was something sus about him.
01:01That's why they sent me down here.
01:03They just didn't want me stepping around because I was right.
01:06G'day Holly.
01:26G'day Holly.
01:43Sorry, we went to the wrong croc tour.
01:45Yep.
01:45So those missing Swedish backpackers did our boat tour, then they left and they got Wolf's
01:49boat probably.
01:50Yeah, we'll just wait for these boat comers.
01:52Yeah.
01:53Okay.
01:55Right.
01:55Leon, do I have a seat?
01:57It's Leon.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Don, babe.
01:59Welcome to Don Darrell's Best Best Jump and Croc Tours.
02:03I'm Amber, Don's daughter.
02:05My husband, Grent, is a skipper.
02:06And my little brother with the pole is called Troy.
02:09Isn't that right, Troy?
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yeah, alright.
02:11So, safety stuff.
02:12Hands and feet inside the boat at all times.
02:15Any questions?
02:16Yeah.
02:17Who are the traditional owners here?
02:18Yeah.
02:19So, my dad started Best Best back in the late 70s.
02:22Which is way before fucking Jason Wade's fucking land of Crocs.
02:25Way before.
02:26Right?
02:27Okay.
02:28Alright, bud.
02:29Let's go!
02:34Now, a lot of people say if you're getting attacked by a croc, you want to gouge out its
02:39eyes, but what are they being, Troy?
02:41Naive.
02:41That's right, they're being naive.
02:43As my dad Don always says, if you're getting attacked by a croc, you're not surviving,
02:48you're dying.
02:50Okay.
02:51Look over here, you'll see your first croc.
02:55Old scrubber.
02:56See?
02:56Can you all see that?
02:58Can you see that?
02:58There it is.
02:59There it is.
03:00Good.
03:00No refunds.
03:02Troy, pole.
03:07No.
03:10Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today.
03:13Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today.
03:13Who are you?
03:14Who are you?
03:15Who are you?
03:15Who are you?
03:17Who are you?
03:17Who are you?
03:18Who are you?
03:19Who are you?
03:22Now you might be thinking, fuck me, that's a big croc.
03:25But it's not.
03:26No, it's not.
03:28Old scrubber here's only three metres.
03:29Because she's just a girl.
03:32Our bull croc along here is Goliath.
03:355.3 metres.
03:36Teeth to tail.
03:37He's a boss.
03:38And he'll take down any male who tries to take over his territory.
03:42Now the sub-bought crocodile has the strongest bite balls of any living animal.
03:44Equivalent to the weight of...
03:45Fuck are those land of croc cutters doing now?
03:47With the bite balls...
03:47Hey!
03:48You what?
03:49You ruck up!
03:50The border is the big white croc!
03:53Bullshit in this, bud!
03:54Grab them, babes.
03:55Grab them!
04:00You look like a shaved dick!
04:03No!
04:04Never!
04:05What?
04:07Holy shit!
04:09Which bull is it?
04:10Is it Goliath?
04:11Use the pole, Troy!
04:12Slap him!
04:13Fucking slap him!
04:14Come on, give a big one!
04:16It's not Goliath.
04:17Fuck.
04:18Wait, Troy.
04:20What the fuck's that in its head?
04:22Ah!
04:23What the fuck?
04:27What the fuck?
04:30Oh!
04:34And I'm got shit.
04:36I'm R-Yaa-yay, this baby!
04:38Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:41Oh!
04:42Oh!
04:43Oh!
04:44Oh!
04:44Oh!
04:46Oh!
04:46Oh!
04:48Hey!
04:50I got to do, do, do, push my apple, shake the tree.
04:55I got to do, do, do, push my apple, shake the tree.
05:00Oh, yeah, that's a big one.
05:03I think I'm home.
05:05Colin!
05:07Colin!
05:08No, Eddie, don't get in there.
05:10Colin!
05:11I was getting out, Eddie.
05:13Hey, I've got you a new superintendent of our police attitude.
05:16What's his name?
05:17Paul Toulton.
05:18Macaulay cucked him, yeah, yeah.
05:19He just called.
05:20He said we could talk about Bushy's head.
05:22Hey, come on, break the surface tension, follow him a slipstring.
05:27All right, here's the plan, OK?
05:29We go into HQ and we go,
05:30Oi, listen up, cunts.
05:32Bushy's death was sus as fuck, OK?
05:34We reckon he was definitely investigating something
05:36and that's what got him killed.
05:38And then we go,
05:38You lot have obviously been too busy sitting around
05:42licking your own fucking dickholes to see what's been happening here,
05:45so you need a toodle fuck and let us run the case.
05:47Capisce?
05:48Or comprende?
05:49Uh-huh.
05:50Let's give those lazy cunts a rass.
05:53Hey, for sake, Collins, that's liquid gold.
05:56I didn't think that you were doing what you ended up doing.
05:59I didn't know you were going to dance.
06:00Can you tell me if my ponytail is strange?
06:02Strange it can get for a...
06:03I don't.
06:05Look, there's no easy way to say this,
06:07but Detective Bushman committed suicide.
06:10The bullet they found in his skull matched ballistics,
06:12which confirmed that it was discharged from his own service weapon.
06:15I am...
06:16I'm terribly sorry.
06:18Yeah.
06:21Something got the wrong end of the deep with that one.
06:24Uh, well, the brief from Bush's psychologist
06:27also said that he was, uh, struggling with depression,
06:31uh, hypertension, complex PTSD, suicidal ideation.
06:36Yeah, but that's just cop stuff.
06:38That...
06:39If everyone talks about blowing their brains out after a few beers,
06:42that's just a regular Friday night, isn't it?
06:45Uh, there was also a note.
06:48Yeah, his wife Holly found it when she was packing up the home.
06:52Um, you were mentioned, Detective Redford.
06:56Uh...
06:56Look, uh, I know how rough this is.
07:00I went through the same thing with my police partner ten years ago,
07:03and I did not cope, and I started drinking,
07:06and I got heavily into capoeira.
07:08You know what, that's probably, um,
07:09that's probably just a note from some other time, I think.
07:11There was another time?
07:12Well, no, he's, uh, he's dated it and initialed it,
07:15so it's quite thorough, really.
07:16You know what, I'm just going to take this and, um...
07:19OK.
07:19..and give you a read to Colby.
07:21All right, would you like some comfort?
07:22No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I can read now, so.
07:26Oh, look, we can offer the detective counselling,
07:28or leave, uh, a support dog, a therapy puppet.
07:32Well, HR's really pushing the puppets at the moment,
07:34it's just probably less training, that's all.
07:37Well, folks, the dry season's over and the rains are coming,
07:41so that means it's time for our filled-up sales.
07:43We've got tankinis, monokinis, cutouts, bochinis...
08:08So, um, so you and your husband?
08:11Uh, my wife.
08:12Oh, right, yeah, no, that's good, too.
08:15Better, actually.
08:16You know, I voted yes.
08:18So, now the Bushman case has been, uh, resolved,
08:21will you be heading back to Tassie?
08:23Uh, no plans to go back, no.
08:27No, I was considering a lateral transfer.
08:31I could pivot to the missing Swedish backpacker's case.
08:35Oh, um...
08:37Yeah, well, Detective Blunt's leading task force, Hamara.
08:41OK, all right.
08:42Well, I've tried suggesting people through his team before,
08:44and I think Blunt's commitment to diversity
08:46only stretches as far as a bloke who wears contact lenses.
08:49Right, right.
08:50Yeah, so, uh, backpacker team's a such shop, unfortunately.
08:54Uh-huh.
08:55Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it?
08:57You know, incredible beaches.
09:00Well, not for the swimming, obviously,
09:01with the Crocs and the jellyfish
09:03and the undettonated World War II bombs.
09:05Yeah, but these waterfalls, they're spectacular.
09:26Well, she took his own life.
09:28Yes, he did.
09:29Oh, that's awful. How's Eddie?
09:31Got any King Pythons?
09:33Only in jumbo packets.
09:34Fuck!
09:36Does she have any family here?
09:38Like a support network?
09:39No.
09:40Uh, we saw Holly,
09:41and she handed Eddie that box of bushy stuff
09:44and said she never wanted to hear from anyone
09:45in Territory Police ever again.
09:47Well, I'm glad Eddie's been off for counselling.
09:49She needs a therapist.
09:50Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD and young boys.
09:52Did you want to enter the competition
09:53for Jason Way's big barrow bashing enzyme?
09:55The golden bar is 200k this year.
09:57No.
10:00Oh, you can sign up for the Bashnanza raffle and win a jet ski.
10:03It's got a swim platform and a cover and stuff and whatever.
10:07All right.
10:07Hand it over.
10:09Fuck.
10:09Okay, so what's the plan now?
10:11We have noodles and...
10:13The plan plan besides going to a waterfall.
10:15Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring...
10:17No, not work, sexy life.
10:20Let's drive around Australia.
10:22Fern is with her grandmas in Sydney
10:23and I've left all my book clubs.
10:25Come on, we're rich, unemployed lesbians.
10:27It's either a road trip or we run for parliament
10:28and I could get into surfing
10:30and you could get into something weather-y.
10:33Or you could be like a storm chaser like Helen Hunt.
10:36You love the weather
10:37and I could get some of those rubber boots
10:39so you don't get electrocuted.
10:40Kath, I'm feeling with my feelings that...
10:44Yeah, okay.
10:45Yeah, I need to...
10:46The rubber boots can weigh.
10:47Yes.
10:48Can't they?
10:48Yeah.
10:48Okay.
10:48Because we need to focus on what's important right now
10:50and that is Eddie, isn't it?
10:52Yes.
10:53She needs our love and our support
10:55and a float and a waterfall.
10:57It's only a little bit crocky.
10:59What's a little bit crocky?
11:01Yeah, sign us up to win a jet ski.
11:03Okay.
11:04Yeah.
11:05We've just got to beat a bloke called Lloyd Reynolds
11:06who entered 48 times in a row.
11:10Uh, Eddie...
11:10Yeah, look, I owe you too so sorry.
11:13You know, for making it...
11:15put your life on hold
11:16and for dragging you all the way up here.
11:18It's fine.
11:19Collins, I'm sorry the Bushy's investigation was a bust
11:21and now you're up here in Darwin for no good reason
11:23and, you know, you look like shit all the time
11:26because of the humidity.
11:27Oh, her hair curl routine just needs tweaking.
11:31Anyway, I'm going to piss off
11:33while you go back to your gay marriage.
11:35What?
11:36You're going?
11:36Yeah, yeah.
11:37Got plenty of stuff to get onto.
11:38Got this bag of snakes.
11:40About to win a jet ski, so that'll keep me busy.
11:42Anyway, point is, this is the end.
11:44The end of the friendship.
11:45Oi, Alira.
11:46Which way's the desert?
11:48Oh.
11:50Righto.
11:51Toorah.
11:53Eddie, wait.
11:54Nah, you all right?
11:55Dulcie, do something.
11:56I'll get my sports bars for the sleepy nook in the camper.
11:59Uh, Detective Dulcie Collins.
12:00Kat, you got the keys?
12:02No, Dulcie's got them.
12:03Oh, Superintendent Culkin.
12:04Eddie, just wait.
12:05We can talk about this.
12:06We're at a petrol station in...
12:09Dick's River.
12:09Dick's River.
12:10Oh, no, no, Dirk's River.
12:11Uh, Dirk, no, Dirk's River.
12:13There's no Dirk's.
12:14It's not, uh...
12:16How can I help you?
12:17How can we help?
12:39All right.
12:42Does Barrow Creek get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles?
12:46Who am I supposed to fucking know?
12:48You think it's male or female?
12:49I don't know how this croc identified.
12:51Oh, don't be smart.
12:52You made the arm.
12:53I know what you meant.
12:55Someone to get dragged into your fucking who, what, when, where, who bullshit.
12:58I put the police tape up.
13:00Stopped a grey nomad from taking a picture of the arm on her iPad.
13:02I've done plenty.
13:03Okay?
13:04Come on, let's go.
13:05Look, if we run fast enough, we can catch up with Kath of the Waterfall.
13:08No, Superintendent Culkin asked us to assist the local senior sergeant until homicide get here.
13:12Don't make that face.
13:13Well, he is not my boss.
13:14And neither are you.
13:15So, stiff clitties.
13:16Stiff clitties?
13:16Oh, lovely.
13:17Possies crack with this.
13:18I want to work with you lot.
13:20Oh, hey, uh, I've got to go piss.
13:22No, you just went.
13:24I've got UTI, okay?
13:25It's like fire ants in my aretha.
13:27Oi, listen.
13:28You coxies, fuck off.
13:30We've got a tour coming through here in 45, and I'm not cancelling.
13:32I've already had to refund that mouth from Melbourne, because Leon vummed on her shoes.
13:36$55.
13:36Well, no, no, we will not leave, ma'am, because this is a crime scene.
13:41This is not a crime scene.
13:42This is my private property.
13:43How dare you?
13:46What the fuck are you doing here?
13:48I'm not here.
13:49I'm not me, so...
13:50You think I wouldn't recognise you coming in here behind those blood shit polarised lenders?
13:54Hey, Andre!
13:55Sorry, what is happening here?
13:55You need to fuck off.
13:57She's barred from here, okay?
13:58My dad barred her from here.
13:59Pat, Pat, she's barred from here.
14:01Eddie!
14:02It's not on, Pat!
14:03Get her out!
14:04I don't recognise you.
14:05Welcome home.
14:06What do you mean, welcome home?
14:07Home as in home, home.
14:09You're from Barracree.
14:10No, no, no.
14:11Remember the last time I saw you?
14:12You probably don't.
14:14Rolling drunk she was.
14:15Okay, yeah.
14:15Out on the highway with some dog.
14:17Having a fight with a tree.
14:19How long are you home from?
14:20I'm not home, okay?
14:21I hate this fucking town.
14:22I hope it slides into the river next time it fucking rains.
14:25Well, piss off then, before Dad comes back and you become the fucking crime scene.
14:28Oh, great.
14:29Look, the Jill Squad is right.
14:30That's perfect for me, Pat.
14:31It's been lovely.
14:32Good luck with your life.
14:33Have a great one.
14:34And, uh, Amber, you can suck a fuck.
14:37Colin, meet you in the car park.
14:39I'm calling Kat.
14:39Who's this?
14:40It's not the Dirt Smitty, boys.
14:43That's Detective Blunt.
14:44He's on the backpacker case.
14:47What's he doing here?
14:48All right, clear the scene.
14:50We've got it from here.
14:56Raising the rock.
14:57Get him to cut the crock open.
14:59There'll be more inside.
15:03What size are these tiny girl gloves, Steve?
15:05Small to medium.
15:06Fucking small to medium.
15:07Fuck.
15:07Steve, you got that photo?
15:09All right.
15:12Yep, I called it.
15:13The arm's got the same tattoo.
15:15See?
15:15Both lavender.
15:16That's her flower tattoo.
15:17It's Abba.
15:17It's Abba's arm.
15:18Swedish girls got eat.
15:19They got eaten by crocks.
15:20100%.
15:21100%.
15:21Put that on ice.
15:22Send it to the fiancé.
15:24Where's my phone?
15:24I'm calling the senator.
15:25Detective?
15:25Hello, mate.
15:26Yes, as suspected.
15:28Yeah.
15:28Sorry, can I...
15:29Shit news.
15:29Can I just...
15:30I'll tell you what, if you call for that crock,
15:31Senator, I'm going to back you 200%, mate.
15:33Yeah, you have my...
15:34Hang on, Russ, sorry.
15:36I've got a tourist here.
15:37Oh.
15:38This is a crime scene.
15:38Yes, I know.
15:39I'm Detective Collins.
15:41Superintendent Culkin called me into assist.
15:43That pinko greenie.
15:44Of course he fucking did.
15:46Senator, sorry.
15:46Can I call you back, mate?
15:48So you think that the arm belongs to one of the Swedish backpackers?
15:51No, don't think.
15:52I know.
15:53Right.
15:54Yes, right.
15:55Well, I worked as a detective for 15 years,
15:58and I just completed five years in Tasmania,
16:00so if an extra pair of hands is needed
16:03to figure out the victim's last movements,
16:05I can...
16:05Hang on, did you say Tasmania?
16:07Yes.
16:07What's your name again?
16:08Dulcie Collins.
16:10You're that dead lake bird.
16:11You know you're the talk of the group chat,
16:13how you fucked up an investigation so royally
16:15you got three innocent men killed.
16:19One of them was a serial killer, actually.
16:21Yeah, well, look, thanks for the offer,
16:22but I don't need any help.
16:24You know, particularly from Nancy Drew's fucking stretched out
16:26attic twin.
16:27Have a good one.
16:28Okay, boys, we've got to do this presser.
16:31What do you reckon, aviators on or off?
16:32On.
16:33Yeah, I reckon Don.
16:34I reckon Don.
16:35Yeah, 100%.
16:36Yeah, 100%.
16:42So which rock was it then, Mick?
16:44I don't know which one it is, Isaac.
16:46It's too busted up.
16:47Is it a bull from another part of the river?
16:48Like Wopper from Dirk's River?
16:50Or Cyclops?
16:51Or Dunker?
16:52Working in that nightclub busted your ear bones,
16:54cuz I already said I don't know.
16:56Whoever he is, he's fucking massive.
16:58Maybe it was Mega Man.
16:59Oh, my God, shut up!
17:00Oh, my God.
17:04Ah, finally.
17:09Eddie.
17:11Ugh.
17:12This is about me not telling you I was from here.
17:14Fuck me.
17:16What?
17:16Not even three hours in this rat hole
17:17that's already taken its toll,
17:18haven't you, Collins?
17:19I think the bones are a spitter.
17:21Nothing happened.
17:21Drink water.
17:22Sorry I'm late.
17:23I got caught talking to lesbians.
17:25There were so many of them
17:26and they were all so beautiful.
17:28Waterfalls.
17:29I mean, there are only two confirmed lesbians
17:31and they were both very sunburnt.
17:33Okay.
17:33All right, Kath, let's get out of here.
17:35She's a seat at the Darwin Ski Club
17:36with my house's name on it.
17:37Oh, no, no, no, we can't drive anywhere.
17:39The camper van company said
17:40we're not allowed to drive on the highway after dark
17:42because of the buffaloes.
17:44But I've booked us into the
17:45Barra Creek Caravan Park for the night.
17:48Fuck!
17:49What?
17:50Have you stayed there before?
17:52Are the toilets bad?
18:14But first, a sad update in the search
18:17for the missing Swedish backpackers
18:18with League Detective Michael Blunt
18:20addressing media earlier this evening.
18:22We believe that Swedish backpacker
18:24Eva Erling was the victim of a croc attack.
18:26We also believe that it's only a matter of time
18:28before we recover the remains
18:30of one Astrid Arlberg.
18:32It's pretty clear that Eva went into the water
18:34at Crossley's Crossing at some time.
18:36Probably having a skinny dip.
18:37Yeah, and she's been taken by a bullcrock.
18:39And then that bullcrock has choked on her arm
18:41and floated upstream to Barra Creek
18:43where it was discovered.
18:44We need to start culling the bastards.
18:47The Swedes?
18:48No, not the bloody Swedes, Rabbit.
18:50The bloody crocs.
18:52They've taken over.
18:53They'll be walking on land next.
18:55Okay, my love.
18:57Is Eddie joining us?
18:58I got us the emu and kangaroo sausages.
18:59They're the house special.
19:01Okay, so the pub has new owners,
19:02Lyn and Mary.
19:03Both straight for now,
19:04but life's long, isn't it?
19:06Mm, it is.
19:07Is that Eddie?
19:08Oh, my God, look at her.
19:09Look at her little topknot dolls.
19:11Oh, I know she doesn't have any family in town.
19:14Is there anyone she wants to catch up with
19:16while we're here?
19:17We could throw a barbecue.
19:18We just need a barbecue.
19:20Actually, I'm going to buy us a barbecue.
19:22Is that the backpackers?
19:23Yeah, Lyn said they weren't here.
19:28I wonder where Eddie's got to.
19:47G'day, everyone.
19:49So, uh, Mary and I have decided
19:50that bingo will go ahead tonight,
19:52but now it'll be in Astrid and Ebbers' honour,
19:55which is nice.
19:56No-one likes your effin' bingo.
19:58Well, take a bingo sheet out of respect
19:59for the dead bird.
20:00Well, Lyn won't be driving you
20:01to dialysis next week.
20:03What are you doing?
20:05Oh, nothing.
20:06That's a...
20:07That's a train.
20:11If that's a train,
20:12you need an MRI.
20:13It looks like an arm.
20:14Doss, what's going on?
20:15I promise I won't freak out
20:17I'm doing so much work on myself
20:18at the moment
20:18I've basically evolved into a cosmic head.
20:22Oh, look, Kath...
20:23Blunt made an ID on the arm today
20:26without any forensics input.
20:28It's based on a tattoo on an arm
20:31that had been used as a reptile's chew toy.
20:34Do you think it's Ebbers' tattoo?
20:35I don't know.
20:36I don't know.
20:37But it's frustrating.
20:38I don't have access to the crime scene photos
20:40because I'm not working the case.
20:42You see, Blunt said that the backpackers
20:43were last seen at Crossley's Crossing.
20:45But look at that mural over there.
20:47How did the arm travel to Barrow Creek?
20:49We're 50 kilometres upstream.
20:51Last call for bingo.
20:52Kath, what if the arm doesn't belong to Ebbers?
20:55What if Blunt's got this ID wrong?
20:58Those missing women could still be out there
21:00and that's to say nothing of the actual person
21:03whose arm was found today.
21:04What about them?
21:05The way this is being investigated
21:07is just not right.
21:09Do you remember what I said in our marriage fails?
21:10Yes, I do remember
21:11because all four of our parents were there.
21:14I said your sense of justice
21:16is my favourite thing about you
21:17aside from your perfect clit.
21:18Yeah, and then a month later my dad died.
21:21Yeah, look, if you think
21:22that there's something wrong here
21:24you need to go for it.
21:25We'll just keep checking in.
21:27Okay?
21:28Ah, before I get on the bingo balls
21:30we'll have a minute's silence
21:32for Astrid and Emma.
21:35I'll use the timer on my phone.
21:38Okay, and go.
21:50Oh, sorry, my bad, Dad.
22:20Eddie!
22:24Collins?
22:26What are you doing?
22:28I'm running to you.
22:29Why are you so fucking slow?
22:32Oh, Christ.
22:33I'm overheating.
22:34I am like a computer on a lap.
22:38How does anyone move up here?
22:39The air is thicker than clag.
22:43Listen, Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm.
22:47I can feel it.
22:48No, no.
22:49What you're feeling is a very, very bad case of tit thrush.
22:52No, that...
22:52Okay, well, that was not Kath's story to tell.
22:55I saw the cream.
22:55No, well, the fungal infection under my breasts
22:57is totally irrelevant right now.
22:58Look.
22:59Ah.
22:59Look, the tattoos don't match.
23:01Ebba's tattoo is lavender and violet
23:04and the victim's tattoo is...
23:05I mean, I don't know exactly what that is
23:07but I think there's legs involved.
23:09But the point is,
23:10the arm from the river isn't Ebba's.
23:12I think we've got a John Doe on our hands.
23:14No, I don't have anything on my hands.
23:16Yeah?
23:17Some rando wants to go for a swim
23:18in a river filled with reptilian death puppies.
23:20Not by problem.
23:21Okay, right, well, I am sending you the photo.
23:22No!
23:22No, I'm sending it.
23:23Don't send me the photo.
23:24I am sending you the photo.
23:25And there it's sent.
23:29Was that your phone?
23:31Oh, that was very silly, Eddie.
23:33That was just a silly, silly thing to do.
23:36How are you going to make calls now?
23:36I don't care.
23:37I'm not going to make a fucking call.
23:38I won't make a call ever again
23:40in my whole fucking life.
23:41Come on.
23:41Good.
23:43Right.
23:46I understand not...
23:50Look, I understand
23:52not wanting to spend time in your hometown.
23:55I grew up in Canberra
23:57and I didn't have many friends either.
23:59No, I had many friends.
24:00Mostly because our 8pm curfew
24:02and we prayed a lot,
24:04but we can't walk away from this.
24:08Watch me.
24:09I'll make a fucking jaunty for you.
24:13Do you see me walk away?
24:17This community deserves answers.
24:19Mate, there is no community in Barra Creek, okay?
24:23A full arm showed up.
24:24But did anybody report a missing person?
24:26No.
24:27No one in this town gives a shit about anything or anyone.
24:31Okay, fine.
24:31That's fine.
24:32Eddie, you go back to Darwin,
24:34you drink your coat.
24:35Hoon around on a new jet ski.
24:37Oh, yeah.
24:37Hoon around on your new jet ski that you will absolutely not win,
24:40but I am staying here
24:42because I owe it to this John Doe
24:43to at least try and ID them.
24:45Besides, what else am I going to do?
24:47I'm going to go to Alice Springs.
24:49It is a lesbian social worker vortex.
24:51It will suck caffeine and never let her go.
24:58You're ear stuffed with big fat balls.
25:00I told you to fuck off.
25:01I'm going home tomorrow, Amber, okay?
25:03So you can fucking fuck off.
25:05From Dad's best, best billboard
25:06right down to the drowsy driver roadside trivia site,
25:09dishes my family's.
25:11Barra Creek is Daryl country
25:12and you're not welcome after what you did.
25:14Ugh, I didn't fucking do anything.
25:16You put a croc in Dad's ute.
25:17Oh, come on.
25:19It was a one-meter freshy, okay?
25:20That was croc justice
25:21and it wasn't even big enough to bite his hand.
25:23And you know what?
25:24He deserved it after what he did.
25:25What did he do?
25:26Don't worry about it.
25:28You tried to kill him.
25:29Don fucking bulldozed a roadside memorial to my mum
25:32so he could widen his driveway by 70 centimetres.
25:35Yeah, so he could get the truck in
25:37to get the new shed in to put the boat in.
25:39You rat dogs.
25:40You bunch of your fucking rat dogs.
25:42Hey, 7.35am,
25:43I'm doing the daycare drop-off at Crocky Kids with a Z.
25:46When I come back through here for the iced coffees,
25:48I'd better not see you, yeah?
25:50My family run this town.
25:52What town?
25:53It's just a fucking pub,
25:54a police station, a fucking bin.
25:57Yeah, well, the joke's on your shithead
25:58because we've got two bins now.
26:00Oh, okay, cool.
26:00Guess what else you got to up?
26:02This one and this one.
26:03Fucking sit on that.
26:04Hairsong!
26:04Yeah, tell God to sit on it too.
26:07Sit on a big one.
26:08You're driving.
26:08He's a shit people mover.
26:09Fucking shit car.
26:18Sorry about your mum's memorial.
26:21Why?
26:22You didn't drive over it with the Komatsu?
26:24Yeah.
26:27Is that why you didn't tell me Barra Creek was your hometown
26:30because of your mum
26:31and putting a crocodile in that gentleman's car?
26:35Yeah, because this town is full of shit cunts like the Darrells
26:38who just do whatever the fuck they want.
26:41Sometimes I think the only form of justice they understand
26:43is croc justice.
26:44Oh, well, we can do away with the courts then.
26:47Hang on.
26:47Shut up.
26:47Where'd you get these?
26:49Oh, um, uh, Jurno sent them to me.
26:51They were on the boat.
26:52They're the one that vomited on the passenger's sandals.
26:55They beeped it to my phone.
26:57There was a beeping sound.
26:58That's not a croc bite.
27:00What?
27:01Croc's teeth don't cut like that.
27:03They just thrash you around till you're in chunks
27:06so they can swallow you.
27:08That's been chopped off.
27:15Fuck!
27:16It's a fucking homicide!
27:20Oh, that's fucking great, isn't it?
27:22Now we're looking for a missing person
27:23and a fucking killer.
27:26Fuck.
27:26We?
27:27We?
27:32Yeah.
27:34Yeah, fuck this town.
27:36Fuck a lot of them.
27:37I'm like herpes.
27:38I can live when I fucking want.
27:39So that's it?
27:41Yes, yes, fucking yes.
27:42Yes, you are going to say yes, yes, yes.
27:45Ow.
27:45Great, I'll call the superintendent
27:47first thing in the morning
27:48and we'll get the proper permissions.
27:50Suck job.
27:51Well, that's just standard procedure, Eddie.
27:53You're such a cop.
27:54You're a cop too.
27:55Yeah, but I'm like a cool cop.
27:57So you are still sleeping in the camper with us tonight?
28:00Yeah, of course.
28:01Sleeping in my nook.
28:03That's where my bag of handies is.
28:26Get that for dinner.
28:28Oh, I don't know.
28:29Is it falafel?
28:30No, Aunty Mary gave us ice cream
28:32because Mum was kind of a dead crocodile.
28:34Hello.
28:35What?
28:35What?
28:36Did you say you're a crocodile?
28:37Yeah, a big one.
28:39What's your mum do for her job?
28:40She a butcher?
28:41She's a ranger.
28:42She got me the smithy shirt.
28:44Oh, that is a very good shirt.
28:45What's going on?
28:47What's that?
28:47That drawing on the billboard?
28:49Um, that's a rocket that is taking off into the sky.
28:55Did your mum say if she found anything else in that rock?
28:58Yeah.
29:00What was it?
29:02Hey, kid, what was inside the crocodile?
29:14Oh, good, you can help me.
29:16Curse up the instructions
29:17for how to disconnect the sewer hose back there in German.
29:20Ow!
29:21Where'd you get that?
29:23This.
29:23It's my steed.
29:24It's a rental.
29:25Cost me a bomb.
29:26Okay, well, um, I spoke to the superintendent.
29:30Forensics called this morning
29:31and they confirmed that the arm belongs to a male.
29:33I still think the tattoo is of legs,
29:35maybe birds' legs,
29:36because they bend backwards.
29:38Blunt is off on a new lead.
29:40Apparently, Astrid and Ebba
29:42interacted with a man
29:43at the Dierks River service station
29:45and they're trying to locate him now.
29:46So, we have been given the green light to investigate.
29:48Good.
29:49Because I reckon the murderer fed the John Doe to their pet croc.
29:51So, we just need to disconnect this thing
29:53and if it doesn't spray effluent everywhere, we can go.
29:57Sorry, did you say pet croc?
29:58Yeah.
29:59Morning.
29:59Morning.
30:00It's hot up here.
30:01Is it?
30:02Yeah, it's steamer than a face.
30:03Uncock laundromat.
30:06Yeah, good on you.
30:08Yeah, the croc from yesterday
30:10had no more body parts in it.
30:11Its guts were just filled with chickens.
30:13100% chickens.
30:14The point is,
30:15with a diet like that,
30:16the dead croc is probably someone's pet.
30:18What?
30:18Who would keep a crocodile as a pet?
30:21Heaps of people up here do.
30:22I know two in Barra Creek.
30:24To what end?
30:24What do you do with a pet crocodile?
30:25You teach it to heal.
30:26Morning.
30:27Morning.
30:28Gosh, it's hot.
30:29Oh, yeah.
30:30You can steam the dumpling in my couch.
30:31I reckon
30:33that the killer has fed the arm
30:35of the John Doe to their pet croc,
30:37but then the croc has choked on it
30:38and camped it,
30:39and so the killer's just dumped him in the river.
30:41So, I'm going to check on the two pet crocs,
30:43see if one is missing.
30:44If I can identify the croc from the river,
30:46then
30:47we find our killer.
30:50What?
30:51No, that is not our priority, Eddie.
30:52Forget about the croc.
30:53We need to ID our victim
30:55and what about the sewer pump, Eddie?
30:57That is a two-person job.
30:59Morning.
31:00Yes, it's hot.
31:01Sorry, Lynn.
31:02Sorry.
31:02I saved that coat of arms for you.
31:04Sorry, my what?
31:05Your house special from last night.
31:07The one you didn't eat.
31:08Oh.
31:08We named it the coat of arms
31:09because it ruined the emu sausages.
31:36Oh, sorry.
31:37I haven't...
31:38Hey, um, oh, sorry.
31:40Someone's two in here
31:41and that's accidentally locked.
31:42Hello?
31:44Okay.
31:48Oh, my God.
32:08Hey.
32:20All right.
32:21How's it all going?
32:22Welcome to the 11am crocodile feeding experience.
32:25As you know from your socials,
32:28I am DJ Darrell,
32:29hashtag croc god.
32:31And our pet king is in that pool behind me.
32:33He was caught by my dad, Don.
32:35He's the largest croc ever recorded in Australia.
32:38It's a suck shit land of crocs.
32:39Size does matter.
32:41Yeah.
32:43All right.
32:44Let's give him some food.
32:45Yeah, clap your hands.
32:47That's it.
32:48Bring out the beast.
32:49Hey.
32:51All right.
32:52There we go.
32:53Go on.
32:53Clap louder.
32:54King only comes when you clap.
32:57Oh, there he is.
32:58King of the river.
33:00King of the river.
33:01So who's here's what's the jump to?
33:03I don't think.
33:06Bum, where are your names?
33:12All right.
33:13He's done yet?
33:14Sorry, you knew that I was in here.
33:16I'm shutting up.
33:17Got to get to the docks.
33:19I've got piss in my blood.
33:20All right.
33:20Wait, just one second.
33:22Sorry, do you know any of these men?
33:24Yeah, of course I bloody know them.
33:26Out.
33:26Um, could you tell me their names
33:27or where I might find them?
33:29Oh, Christ.
33:31That's Barry's in a nursing home.
33:33That Don bastard's still around.
33:35Trevor Stutzbury died a couple of years ago.
33:37Frank McCallis is in jail.
33:39And that one is dead, probably.
33:41Probably.
33:42He went missing, didn't he?
33:43Do you remember his name?
33:45I don't bloody know.
33:46He was in the papers, wasn't he?
33:48Was he?
33:48Why?
33:49Because he went bloody missing.
33:51Right, I've had enough of your questions.
33:52Out.
33:53Um.
33:54Out.
33:54No, I don't have my shoes, please.
34:02He went missing.
34:05Lloyd.
34:06Sorry?
34:07The bloke in the photo.
34:08Lloyd Reynolds was his name.
34:10Christ, keep up, girl.
34:23I don't know who the arm belongs to.
34:25What?
34:26It's Lloyd Reynolds, the jet ski guy for the petrol station.
34:29I'm headed there now to try to ID him.
34:31Fuck off, you hovercat.
34:33And then I'll come and get you.
34:34Yeah, cool.
34:35I'm not listening.
34:35Hey, the Daryl's Pedcroft King is still alive.
34:38I've got one more place to check out.
34:39Collins?
34:40Collins?
34:43Back off!
34:45Yeah, it's a promotion.
34:49I have to mention the promotion,
34:50and two packs of fruity juice for $2 is a good deal.
34:53So are you sure you don't want it?
34:55So sure.
34:56I'm really sure.
34:57Well, I can't give you the sign-up sheet
34:58because the competition is closed.
35:00Yeah, I don't want to enter the competition.
35:02I just want to confirm the identity of one of the entrants.
35:05I think you might be a missing person.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:13Ah!
35:15Thank you, Alira.
35:18Are you sure you don't want two packs of fruity juice for $2?
35:21I'm so sure.
35:22This man here, Lloyd Reynolds,
35:24is there any chance that you remember him?
35:25Yeah, I remember him
35:27because the bank told me to cut up his credit card.
35:29Right, and this is his phone number here, is it?
35:31Yeah, 48 times in a row.
35:33OK, OK, and that was Lloyd on the end there, yes?
35:36No.
35:37You've reached the Barrow Creek pub
35:38home of the famous Steakate.
35:40For bookings, press 1.
35:42Is this about the Swedish backpackers,
35:44Elsa and Aspirin or whatever?
35:46Because I already told those detectives this morning
35:47about them and that Lloyd bloke.
35:49Wait, Lloyd Reynolds is the man
35:51the backpackers were seen with?
35:52Yes.
35:53They paid for their noodles
35:55and his mobility scooter
35:57and two packs of fruity juice for $2.
36:00Are you sure you don't want that?
36:01I don't want it.
36:02I don't want it.
36:04OK.
36:05I think they felt sorry for him
36:06because he was old
36:07and I cut up his credit card.
36:08Right, and did they leave with him?
36:10No, they went in different directions.
36:12He went to Barrow Creek
36:12and they went off to Crossley's Crossing.
36:14Right, thank you so much.
36:16Hang on a sec.
36:17That's Lloyd there.
36:22No, but that's...
36:23Frank McAllister.
36:26Prize include crop poaching,
36:29drink driving,
36:30identity fraud
36:31and petty theft.
36:33That him there?
36:36Yes.
36:37Yep.
36:40He's in prison.
36:42How is Frank McAllister
36:44committing identity fraud
36:46at a servo in Dierks River
36:47if he's in prison?
36:51Could he have been released early?
37:01He was released four days ago.
37:02Right, OK, great.
37:03Can I grab an address, please?
37:05You seen the chat?
37:06Fucking funny.
37:08I'll get done for that.
37:09Yeah.
37:10See you later.
37:13The address.
37:44Continue straight along Dickies Knopf Road
37:46for one and a half kilometers
37:47and your destination
37:48will be on the right.
38:01Lovely.
38:31See, that song was called Red Flag.
38:32It was about my ex.
38:33And this next one's called Dead Love.
38:36It's about my ex.
38:38No!
38:38Who the fuck graffitied our billboard?
38:40Where's Spud?
38:41Where is he?
38:42Amber, we don't want any trouble.
38:44The pool table is still spongy
38:45from the water damage
38:46last time you guys went at it.
38:48Oi!
38:48Spud!
38:49Did you do that?
38:50Oi, fuck, stick!
38:52Is that your cock and balls
38:53on my dad's face?
38:55Nope.
38:56Hmm?
38:56Don't know nothing
38:57about no cock and balls.
39:04Always said your old man
39:06was a massive cocksucker, though.
39:08My dad is not gay!
39:10No one in our family is gay!
39:11Respect my dad!
39:12He's the king of the river!
39:20Mr. McAllister?
39:25Mr. McAllister?
39:27Is anybody there?
39:38Hello?
39:50Hello?
39:51Hello?
39:52Hello?
39:57Hello?
39:58Hello?
40:03Hello?
40:10Oh, Christ, Eddie.
40:12Oh, God.
40:13My heart is bloody Michael Flatley right now.
40:16What are you doing here?
40:18He's dead.
40:20Yeah.
40:21Yeah, I think he is too.
40:24I love that cheeky fucker.
40:27Oh, no.
40:28God, Eddie, I didn't...
40:30Oh, I didn't realise he knew him.
40:32We grew up together.
40:33No, he was a bloody good listener.
40:40We used to have baths together.
40:44They had the most beautiful,
40:47piss-yellow eyes.
40:49I mean, I met him at Chook every morning.
40:53Sorry, who are you talking about?
40:55Triple bat.
40:57The best croc in the Territory.
40:59He's not in his cage.
41:00He must have been who was dead in the river.
41:02Right.
41:03What?
41:04Who are you talking about?
41:05Oh, the man who lived here, Frank McAllister.
41:08I think his arm was in the triple pet.
41:13No.
41:14No, that's not possible.
41:16Well, he was released from prison a few days ago.
41:18I think someone might have killed him when he arrived back here.
41:25Eddie, are you OK?
41:28Oh, fuck, get down, get down!
41:31Get off my fucking property, you fucking bitch!
41:34Fuck, Myring, don't shoot!
41:36No!
41:37I bloody will!
41:38Oh, fuck up!
41:39Eddie, stay down!
41:41No, no, he's not going to shoot us.
41:44He's my fucking dad!
41:51Your dad is Frank McAllister.
41:53Yeah, oh, that's one of his fucking names.
41:56And he's not dead.
41:58Yeah, he's fucking dead to me!
41:59You're fucking dead to me, Edwinder!
42:03Get off that dicker!
42:05Fellas, DJ, don't leave him!
42:07Leave him!
42:08Get that dicker ball off my dad's face!
42:10Fuck, fuck, you crap, fucker!
42:11Come through, DJ!
42:12He's going to the ship, Jenny!
42:13I need back up with the Jenny.
42:15The dolls are kicking off again.
42:16No, Hosling, it's not helpful.
42:19Just tell me, and don't piss up my back,
42:21did you feed one of your mates to triple pet
42:24and dump him in a river?
42:25No, I didn't dump triple pet in a river.
42:27Somebody stole him, didn't they?
42:29Oh, that's fucked up!
42:30You shat your hole!
42:32You shat your hole!
42:33That croc's a son I never had!
42:35That was my brother!
42:36A fucking croc, brother!
42:38Just both of your holes!
42:40Frank, if you're not dead,
42:42then whose arm was in the crocodile?
42:45Who else has your tattoo?
42:47Frank!
42:47I've been listening to my scanner!
42:49Mind the fucking pit of you!
42:51Yeah, I can see that!
42:52No, not any!
42:54Dem!
42:56What the fuck?
42:57What the fuck's going on, Croc?
42:58I have no idea.
42:58Frank McAllister, you're wanted in relation
43:00to the abduction of Emma Hurling and Astrid Arlberg.
43:03We know you took him from the Dirt River Petzl Station, Frank.
43:05What the fuck?
43:06No, detective, the cases aren't connected.
43:09The backpackers paid for his shopping
43:10and they went in separate directions.
43:12I knew you'd come back to stitch me out for you.
43:16I'd fucking stitch you up.
43:17Put your weapons down
43:18and put your hands up where we can see them now.
43:22Frank!
43:22Come on, Frank!
43:23Run!
43:24Run!
43:24No, no, no, no!
43:26No, no, no!
43:27You got burned to that, Eddie!
43:28All teams with me!
43:29Go around this way!
43:30We'll cut him off!
43:31We'll cut him off!
43:31Eddie!
43:33Frank, you need to answer my questions!
43:35What happened to Triple Petz?
43:37Stop!
43:37That's just annoying, Eddie!
43:39No, I'm getting on!
43:39I'm getting on!
43:40I'm getting on!
43:41You can't!
43:41Come on!
43:42Get on!
43:44Get on!
43:46Get on!
43:48Callister!
43:49We have you surrounded!
43:50No!
43:50This is my order!
43:52Come on, Collins!
43:53Okay, fine, but I will vomit.
43:56Ah, there's a splash in the water, Eddie!
43:57There's a big splash!
43:58It's probably a fucking bull shark.
44:00Let me see.
44:01They have bull sharks, too?
44:03I can't see it!
44:04Jesus Christ!
44:06Get off the table!
44:07Everyone, get on the boat!
44:09Oh, honey!
44:10Get on the boat!
44:11I told you my dad told you to fuck off!
44:13Yeah, we all that can suck my dick.
44:15Eddie!
44:16Get out of here!
44:17Did everyone just shush it?
44:19There's something definitely in the water here!
44:22What the fuck is that?
44:23Come on, Eddie!
44:26Shut the fuck up!
44:29Troy!
44:30Pull!
44:31Fucking flip it!
44:33Flip it!
44:38Ah!
44:39Ah!
44:40Ah!
44:41Ah!
44:42Ah!
44:42Ah!
44:42Ah!
44:42Ah!
44:43Ah!
44:44Ah!
44:45Ah!
44:46Ah!
44:48Ah!
44:49Ah!
44:50Ah!
44:52Ah!
44:53Ah!
44:57Ah!
45:01Ah!
45:04Ah!
45:04Ah!
45:06Ah!
45:08Ah!
45:09Ah!
45:12Ah!
45:13Ah!
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