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03:35welcome to the palazzo di caca the entire hotel is biodegradable and made from reclaimed human
03:40waste this is the ultra exclusive fully toxic zero footprint suite the masseuses at the spa
03:47are all homeless and the hotel has complimentary farm-to-table wi-fi wait we're rooming together
03:53mm-hmm there must be some mistake i'll call billy zane good idea look tiny phone that is so retro
04:03i'm gonna take a picture with my phone this is billy zane i'm not hearing well donatari is waiting
04:09for you down in the lobby oh and don't drink the water or you'll die i just have one question
04:18yeah
04:20what in the world is farm-to-table wi-fi you're asking me muchacho i have no idea for serious
04:28no because when vip said that you had this look on your face like i totally know what farm-to
04:32-table
04:32wi-fi is i was just acting cool because i thought you knew i thought you knew no i just
04:37didn't want
04:37vip to think i was uncool i miss not knowing things with you yeah me too why didn't we do
04:46this sooner
04:48because we've both been in hiding since the day i killed my wife and permanently disfigured you
04:51oh yeah that's probably it
04:55that was the day i lost the fire the fire fire in my face it's kind of my big issue
05:04right now
05:05you still got it d-zone you're derek zoolander you stopped a chinese throwing star in midair with a look
05:14i was there that's not me anymore yes it is hey flash me that beautiful look give me that incredible
05:24magnum no think fast magnum wait no magnum now oh come on you've got this but you gotta focus
05:36oh come on hansel stop you got this
05:39oh yeah maybe we could try a washcloth tequila hansel no no it's not working ah you're right
05:53whoo what happened to us you mean me
06:02you still have it no i don't look at this face it's a horror show
06:12come on hansel it can't be that bad it is take off your mask no no way no one's ever
06:20seen me
06:21without this mask and no one ever will i think i know the real you and it has nothing to
06:29do with
06:29the way you look you mean that of course i do okay
06:41no it's disgusting put it back i was wrong please put the mask back on it's so gross i can't
06:45be
06:45friends with you if you look like that please oh this is disgusting please put it back please
06:50don't put it back i was wrong no this feels good could you please put the mask back on so
06:56i can
06:56concentrate on what you're saying no i'm done hiding look there's only one way for us to find
07:03ourselves you know what that is look inward and connect with our authentic truth no i was going
07:09to say become the two biggest hottest models in the world again okay okay so what say we get you
07:15cleaned up shave that billy goat beard go downstairs and show these punks what real fashion looks like
07:26is
07:32so
07:33you
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