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My Dad Is Poseidon Episode
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:57What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
07:50You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:15You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:20Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing!
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:01Don't, don't, don't, don't.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:10I don't have much time.
09:12Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:35There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me.
11:24Give me a name, Leora.
11:25Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No, let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins,
12:18even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss, soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it...
12:54Promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:11Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:44It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:58Help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:36Ha ha ha ha!
15:42Oh!
15:47Ha ha ha ha!
15:59Ha ha ha!
16:04you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:11i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:18ha you ruined my meal
16:23wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:40you bitch
16:47jack take lily and run go
16:55run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:06you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:23what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:31monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:39wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:44whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:51about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time
17:58figures
17:59he's just a regular guy after all
18:24he's just a regular guy after all
18:25he's just a regular guy after all
18:25he's just a regular guy after all
18:42my liege
18:44have mercy
18:45i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it
18:46please spare my life
18:48no problem
18:49thank you my lord thank you for your mercy
18:51try to remember that in your next life
19:06enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydra we swear
19:21listen to me
19:22if any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:25i will skin you alive
19:28now get the fuck out of my sight
19:31yes
19:31yes my leash
19:44my love
19:45since you refused to tell me who did this to you
19:48i'll just have to dig up the truth myself
19:58that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs
20:02but poseidon
20:03guy's long gone
20:04probably fish food in some trench
20:07right
20:07sea god myth ancient history
20:09wanna bet
20:10there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever
20:25the dead are louder than the living
20:27who the hell are you
20:29you're in haiti's territory asshole
20:43poseidon
20:52poseidon
20:53is haiti still breathing
20:55if he is
20:56tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:09i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you
21:12i need a background check
21:19you know who i am
21:20hades's ace
21:22you crash my spot
21:23you die here
21:47little fish
21:48little fish
21:56hades's ace
21:57hades's ace
21:59he's real
22:02hades
22:03you hiding
22:05come out
22:06or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:08one
22:10one
22:11two
22:15thank the fates
22:16the boss is here
22:22boss
22:23this bum
22:24come out of the world of the oceans and we all drown
22:33you're done
22:34get out
22:36in front of poseidon
22:37you're ants
22:38i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord
22:46is this handling satisfactory
22:48i'm not here for fun
22:50dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:57understood
22:57i'll mobilize every team right now
22:59you have three days
23:00i'll be back
23:05everyone
23:06drop what you're doing
23:07full sweep on the leora and child
23:09every resource
23:11every contact
23:12now
23:12tell them poseidon's back
23:14yes boss
23:21poseidon's back
23:22let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:33dylan wants the woman dead
23:35kid comes with us alive
23:36she's still hurt
23:37easy pickets
23:38let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew
23:53surprise daddy for lunch
24:01a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:05pathetic
24:08who are you
24:11dylan's orders
24:12come quietly to the stronghold
24:14or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy
24:18who's the ugly goat man
24:20hand over the kid
24:30stay away from my daughter
24:32don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding
24:51this forest is locked down
24:53surrender now
24:55i'll go with you
24:57on one condition
24:58let my daughter go
25:00no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine
25:15you die
25:19you poisoned me
25:23my poison fog
25:25the more you fight
25:26the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up
25:31you've gone too far
25:32even if i die today
25:34i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded
25:39you're wounded
25:41poisoned
25:41done
25:43the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her
25:48come at me
25:50feisty one
25:51dylan wants you dead
25:53but first
25:55i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face
26:05all mine now
26:09let my mommy go
26:11you bastard
26:19lily
26:19lily
26:20run
26:21get out of here
26:26serve me well
26:28and i might let her run
26:29a little longer
26:37lily
26:44daddy
26:50your hands off her
26:59you touch my woman
27:00you're a dead man
27:07jack
27:09what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe
27:15so you're the boyfriend
27:17too bad
27:18i'll snap every bone in your body
27:20with one hand
27:44if i pull this vine
27:46the whole cliff
27:47goes with us demon
27:50run all you want
27:51my pack tears you both apart
27:53eyes
28:20no
28:21no
28:21no
28:21no
28:22no
28:22no
28:22no
28:22no
28:22no
28:23Oh
28:53Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her
28:57Shh Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay. We're going back for her right now
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:27Okay
29:31You are the best
29:41Some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:48You're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean disappear
30:04Oh
30:13Okay, Lily you can turn around now
30:20Daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
30:32Lily stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
30:38back
30:43Daddy be careful
30:46Don't worry Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad
30:55That poison's eaten you alive little nymph how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:03So what I'll drag you to hell with me before I die
31:18Damn you take a hit well
31:20Let's enjoy this body
31:22Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:26For Jack and Lily even if I die i'm taking this beast down with me
31:33No signal you trying to hog the glory more
31:37Coming killing one won't save jack and lily no choice
31:40I'm taking them down with me this the woman dylan wants where the kid
31:45Some guy took the brat
31:48Useless grab her first then we hunt the child
31:55Just let jack and lily be safe
32:01You all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:17Why did you come back where's lily?
32:23Lily's safe don't push yourself
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
32:33Beg now
32:34And maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:37Refuse and you'll be screaming
32:39End it fast
32:44You in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:50Just hold on a little longer
32:53Jack means more to me than anything
32:54I won't let him get hurt
32:57You want my husband step over my corpse first
33:11In a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
33:42You're half dead already
33:45How the hell did you knock me back
33:47The sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
33:52This can't be
34:17Ancient ekathra
34:19The coastal legend monster
34:21Why would she be here
34:26Our boss has real backing
34:28He summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
34:31No matter how strong you are kneel and beg
34:35They're coming for us
34:37We're finished
34:37Don't worry darling things might turn around
34:40Lyra veil has been captured
34:42Now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
34:48They're here for me
34:49Jack stay behind me
34:51With me here no one touches you
34:54Stop saying that jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:04My lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:11You worthless creature
35:13You shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:30You
35:32You
35:34You
35:35You
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