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My Dad Is Poseidon All Episodes
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:58Oh my god.
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:00What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:48Nobody, nobody, nobody but you.
04:53Oh!
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Get harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:01Oh!
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What?
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?!
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:16Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:35Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:45There it is.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:54Liarra's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
11:02It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:23Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Leora. Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé. My property. You filthy whore. Spread your
12:12legs for some straight dog.
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:27with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
13:04if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily she's all we have left
13:11she's safe now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:23jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more try it
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:30gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more i've got a ton of it laying around this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:07you or lilly
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lilly's in trouble
15:27i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47and i might even claim the sea king's throne
16:19you disgusting freak
16:21what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:23mommy
16:26i've got you baby
16:29touch my kid again
16:31and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha
16:34you ruined my meal
16:39wait
16:40the baby mama herself
16:42perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57you bitch
17:03jack take lilly and run
17:05go
17:11run from the lucian hydro
17:14you pathetic little insects
17:23poise
17:25that kid's his
17:26no wonder the power's so pure
17:29that's poseidon's bloodline
17:31if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened
17:42it ran
17:43damn leoya
17:44your powers are badass
17:46you straight up scared the monster off
17:48me
17:50no way
17:51even at full strength i couldn't take that thing
17:53i'm still recovering
17:55wait
17:56maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever
18:01let's get home
18:03that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time
18:15figures
18:16he's just a regular guy after all
18:41he's not at all
18:42he's not being arre
18:42but you can also try to follow
18:42that stuff
18:42i don't know
18:43get dry
18:43go
18:43go
18:43go
18:43go
18:43go
18:43go
18:43go
18:44go
18:45go
18:48go
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:48you're in haides territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:13is haides still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23haides you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:31one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:43poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets let's move
24:13we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:23a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold
24:37or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy who's the ugly goat man
24:43hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:21let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:38you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:03poisoned
26:04poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kids coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:14feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17good
26:18but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lilly lilly
26:45run
26:46get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:00ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
27:02lilly
27:06lilly
27:07honey
27:15your hands off her
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:46No!
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:44No!
29:12Oh, my God.
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
31:03Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:51Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:33Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:22Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first.
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine.
33:44I'll oblige.
33:45Go to death.
33:47Come on.
33:48Go to death.
33:50Come on.
34:10Come on.
34:13Now you're half dead already.
34:15Come on.
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?!
34:18The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:22This...
34:25can't be...
34:49Ancient Ekethra!
34:51The coastal legend monster?!
34:53Why would she be here?!
34:57Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us!
35:08We're finished!
35:09Don't worry darling, things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now, we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that Jack!
35:27Look around, we're surrounded, we could actually die here!
35:36My Lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02We're here!
36:03We're hungry!
36:05We'reçon with Brian Kelly!
36:06We're hungry!
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