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00:10okay so here's vector firing his co-disruptor he's nailing targets left and right and here's
00:19defrag with his frag fists bringing the thunder all about the thunder and nobody can fling energy
00:26shurikens like enigma can it's all in the wrist nice and then there's me gooks now what is gooks doing
00:39anybody anybody he's scanning thank you i think i made my point i failed to see a point parker
00:48you have simply listed attributes it's a comparison don't you think gooks should get a weapons upgrade
00:53new offensive powers will not be unlocked until you reach your next proficiency level
01:00you already have the best weapon anyway your brain right you were gonna say my
01:07brain yeah i was now i need some volunteers my mom has called a family game night it will be
01:14yours first
01:20what are you doing
01:23i am in training i have pens pencils a collection of dice and i have downloaded strategy guides for
01:29841 games of chance and skill i will not be defeated
01:35yeah she's been doing that all day so who's gonna help me out get in on some family game night
01:42action
01:43sorry i've got to edit vlog footage i have curfew
01:49otherwise i'd totally be there for real
01:54what about you parker you in you love family game night beyond vera's team
02:02yeah no no not tonight i'm gonna stay here and do my homework
02:07it's friday you have all weekend well you know us brainy types right
02:12yeah okay knock yourself out let's go vera goodbye parker too bad you won't be there to see me
02:20crush austin and judy but i hope you have a productive night
02:39let's see here first things first
02:44ditch my imaging capacitor i can code its function to my head
02:50move this here that goes there
02:57yeah
03:00this is much better
03:14the fortress command game that's perfect
03:17i can just test my new offensive upgrades on a bunch of harmless game sentinels
03:23oh sweet
03:40warning incoming virus
03:46ah a sentinel army just what i need to conquer and rule silo space
03:52stop and kneel before me
04:03your kind will obey me once i take control of your fortress
04:14stand aside and let your new master pass
04:19stand aside and let your new master pass
04:49all right time to vote my new weapons upgrade to the test
04:53brutal monster
05:03five against one
05:04no problem
05:06target's engaged
05:10oh yeah
05:11quintuple strike
05:14whoa
05:16the protoblast was drawing way more power than i thought it would
05:19i'll make some adjustments when i get back
05:24your facial expressions suggest malnourishment and your body movement is repetitive
05:29are you a gif of an underfed wombat
05:31hmm
05:32vera there are no gifs
05:34you just have to guess what she is
05:36okay
05:41your bulging eyes are an excellent clue judy my guess is trumpet player
05:45no
05:46no
05:47no
05:48it's an animal the answer is always an animal
05:52thank you for that clarification
05:54uh a sploosh
05:56sploosh
05:57sploosh
05:59sploosh
05:59sploosh
05:59okay i know it now
06:02gooks's power level is at 55 percent
06:06say again
06:07fish
06:07you are a fish
06:08likely a copper nose or a guilt head breen
06:11you're right but i think just fish is good enough
06:16i can smell victory
06:17no those are my baking chocolate chip cookies
06:24what's going on
06:26judy is retrieving the cookies
06:27you should pay more attention
06:30what did you say about gooks
06:33gooks is in cyberspace
06:35i did not authorize this mission
06:37that is so not cool
06:39tell him to get back here right now
06:41i can only communicate with him from room zero
06:45well then that's where we have to go
06:47but first we have to ditch my mom
06:50hey hey you two
06:52no whispers or colluding on family game night
06:55oh i was just uh telling vera how amazing your cookies are
07:01it's the hospital
07:02i'm on call i have to go in
07:04what now in the middle of family game night
07:07sorry we're just gonna have to do this another night
07:09sorry we're just gonna have to do this another night
07:16did you send that text
07:17yes
07:18that is what you requested
07:20isn't it
07:21yeah i guess so
07:24now let's get to room zero and find out what parker's up to
07:27oh yeah
07:29gux 2.0 is on fire
07:33hey what's that weirdo doing in my game
07:35now i gotta respawn
07:40a throne room
07:42rather basic at the moment
07:44but once i renovate
07:48allah intruder
07:51quite the contrary
07:54you will bow down to your new master
07:56and then you will go
08:20what's that weirdo doing in my room
08:23uh
08:25ah
08:25ah
08:27Did I just level up?
08:30Awesome!
08:31The fragging continues.
08:39Attention!
08:42Present arms!
08:45Ah, a tad slow.
08:50Perhaps a bath in my digital acid pool will melt your code into something more useful.
08:56Yuck!
09:03Excellent.
09:05A scepter befitting a ruler of my stature.
09:09Now, let's do this once more.
09:11With absolute precision this time.
09:15Much better.
09:18I knew he was up to something earlier. He had that look.
09:21It was a mistake to leave him here unsupervised.
09:24I won't let it happen again.
09:27What's that on his back?
09:29It appears to be an unapproved weapons modification.
09:33What's his power level at?
09:34Twenty-one percent.
09:37Googs, report immediately.
09:40Hey, Vera.
09:41Sorry, my comm's not working too good. Lots of static for some reason.
09:44Anyway, I'm just in the codec doing some research. What's up?
09:46Dude, we can see you.
09:48Oh, right.
09:50Uh...
09:51Hey!
09:52Parker, you know that guardian rule number seven is never going to cyberspace without my authorization.
09:57Yeah, I know, I know.
09:59Get back here now or else I'm coming in to get you.
10:01Relax, Austin. Everything's fine.
10:04Unless you're the player.
10:05I'm about to brag.
10:07Game over.
10:09This is so not fair.
10:14Okay, buddy, your power level's down to ten percent.
10:17Okay, okay, I'll head back.
10:28What is this?
10:30A guardian?
10:32Alone?
10:33Bring him to me!
10:35Yes, Megabyte!
10:49Ow!
10:51Austin?
10:52Vera?
10:53There's something wrong.
10:54These...
10:54These sentinels are different than the other ones in the game.
11:02I'm going in.
11:03Call Tamron Trey.
11:17Zip board!
11:24Overclock!
11:31Whoa!
11:32Whoa!
11:34Vera?
11:35They've got Googs in the fortress.
11:37Tell Defrag and Enigma to hurry.
11:39I'll meet them back in the codec.
11:49What a fortunate turn of events.
11:52Megabyte.
11:53For me, that is.
11:55I could delete you.
11:57But you have more value as bait to catch those other pesky guardians.
12:01Well, that's the way you're wrong.
12:02Because I've gone solo and there's no one coming to get me.
12:04Portal bastard!
12:11How pathetic.
12:13Throw him in the dungeon.
12:42Austin, Vera, come in.
12:44Nothing.
12:50Well, that's not good. Well, that's not good.
12:55Emergency power mode initiated.
12:59Emergency power mode?
13:01Your suits are made of code that requires a minimum power level for stability.
13:05If the power level falls below 5%, your suits switch to EPM.
13:11To conserve energy, Googs' cyber suit will slow down his heart rate and breathing until he is in a sleep
13:16-like state.
13:17What, like hibernation?
13:19Yes.
13:20And if the power level bottoms out at zero?
13:23The suit's code will start to self-delete.
13:26Unless it is recharged, exposure occurs.
13:29And exposure means?
13:30Pain, then eventually, death.
13:35Enough with the gory details.
13:37Just get in here and let's save Googs before that happens.
13:54We have to get inside that fortress.
13:56And how are we gonna do that?
13:57It's not like knocking on the front door is an option.
14:00No.
14:01It's not.
14:06Well, alright, flip it, Vera.
14:09Initiating codec rotation.
14:10NIH.
14:24Cyberhook!
14:27Take it away, Vera!
14:35C'mon!
14:42Defrag, stop fooling around
14:44I'm not, I'm actually stuck
14:45Power, sir
14:50Do you even understand the concept of stealth?
14:53Huh? Oh, right
14:55Whatever, let's go
15:02That must be where they've got goose
15:09Okay, that was stealth
15:12Googs' power level is down to 1%
15:15Hurry
15:19We have to boost the cyber suit
15:21I'm low on power, but you two have plenty to spare
15:25Network
15:34This better work
15:45Austin?
15:47I knew you'd come for me
15:48But so did Megabyte
15:50Megabyte?
15:51He's still around?
15:52Yeah
15:52And he threw me in here to catch you guys
15:54We gotta go
15:57Whoa, whoa
15:58Not this way
16:05I got this
16:06Protobaster
16:06Protobaster
16:10Not again
16:12Go Disruptor
16:16Not this way either
16:17Everybody back to the tunnel
16:19Now
16:24We're running out of options
16:33Follow me
16:42How did you know that door was there?
16:44I scanned the wall
16:46Smart move
16:47This way
16:48The sentinels won't be able to get up the stairs
16:50Whoa
16:52You were saying?
17:00Oh no
17:07Oh guardians
17:08How predictable
17:10What do you think of my new fortress?
17:14Pretty impressive
17:15Except it's not yours
17:16It belongs to the fortress command game
17:18It did
17:19But that was before I took possession
17:22Of it
17:24My only decision now
17:26Is what to do with you four
17:30Perhaps I will mount your heads on my wall
17:35A weak spot in the wall
17:37Then again I could dip you into my digital acid pool
17:41And watch you disintegrate
17:44Everybody get ready
17:44Ready for what?
17:46This
17:46No
17:47Fool
17:55It worked
18:03You okay, Googs?
18:04Yeah
18:05Firewall
18:17You're not going anywhere
18:19Little guardian
18:21Vera, delete my upgrades
18:22Right now?
18:23Yes, right now
18:24Do it
18:24Okay
18:25Deletion of upgrades initiated
18:27Whoa
18:30Gotcha
18:34So long
18:35Megat dork
18:53That went pretty well, right?
18:57Sort of well
18:58You were seconds away from your suit starting to decode
19:03Okay
19:04But it didn't, right?
19:06So that's a positive
19:08Maybe
19:10Parker
19:12You broke guardian rule number seven
19:14You entered cyberspace with unauthorized upgrades
19:17You put yourself and the others in jeopardy
19:22But you also exhibited excellent composure under pressure
19:25And executed a daring escape from Megabyte's fortress
19:30So, even though I am not programmed to upgrade your weapons at this time
19:35I believe you have proven your earlier point
19:37Googs now has a deflector ring that provides both offensive and defensive capabilities
19:42That's way cool
19:46Thanks, Vera
19:48But you must promise to never enter cyberspace again without authorization
19:52I promise
19:54I owe you guys big time
19:57What can I do to pay you back for saving my life?
19:59Well, I could use some help with calculus
20:01Sure
20:03Calculus tutoring for a whole month
20:08For the year
20:09Okay
20:10Yeah, sure
20:14What about you, Tamara?
20:15Well, my Tamara says Paige is getting a little stale
20:18Yeah
20:19How about fixing me up with some new features?
20:21Yeah, yeah, anything you need
20:23That'll be a good place to start
20:25I'll let you know when your debt is paid
20:31What about you, Austin?
20:33How can I pay you back?
20:38How can I pay you back?
20:59How can I pay you back?
21:02More difficult than I had anticipated
21:05But I will learn their weaknesses and exploit them
21:10Nothing will foil my plans to dominate all of cyberspace
21:18Are you still going for flpacking?
21:22I'm still going for it
21:23This is not something I can do
21:23I'm still going for it晒
21:24As soon
21:24as you leave, he will not sleep at all
21:36Don't sleep, don't sleep, don't sleep, don't sleep at all.
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