00:00I should be able to call the shots in my own goddamn life, shouldn't I, son?
00:04It's a nice bow.
00:05Thanks.
00:10Virtual reality.
00:12Hi, I'm Danny Murphy.
00:13I'm Evan Real.
00:14And Evan, I love your bow.
00:16Thanks. Are you being serious, though?
00:17Yeah, yes, I kind of was like bows.
00:19I like the bow, even though I know Dorit was being sarcastic.
00:22It is a nice bow.
00:24I was joking.
00:27Yeah, this was not an, well, it was an episode of a lot of Dorit, but not a lot of
00:32people in Dorit's corner.
00:34I know, because she kind of only has Rachel and bows, that's it.
00:37Yeah, and not even, you know who was the most shocked?
00:39Who?
00:40Jennifer Tilly's $40,000 bag that broke.
00:42Oh, I know. I feel bad.
00:43But you know what, Jennifer, girl, you got the Simpsons money.
00:46Yeah.
00:46You can replace the teddy bear.
00:48You can replace the teddy bear.
00:49Don't fret, my dear.
00:50And also, you probably could have gotten Tums that wasn't on the floor.
00:53Danny.
00:54When I tell you, I can't even, like, really fully acknowledge that she did that.
01:01That is disgusting, Jennifer Tilly.
01:03That's my Tums, my Tums.
01:05Because now I have a stomach ache.
01:06Oh my God, you just took that off the floor?
01:08The five-second rule, that's not real.
01:11It's not a rule.
01:12Especially on carpet.
01:13On carpet.
01:14Like, the what you could have contracted, my love, I'm glad you're okay.
01:18That was risky.
01:20That was very risky.
01:21Do you think it was risky for Kyle, Sutton, and Erica to not go to Dorit's book launch?
01:29Or book cover launch, sorry.
01:30Do you know what?
01:31That wasn't even me being shady.
01:31I was just being accurate.
01:35Risky, maybe.
01:35But I think for them, it was worth the risk of losing the friendship, because I don't think that any
01:41of them, the three of them, are interested in having a friendship with Dorit.
01:44So, I mean, risky, maybe, but I think it's a risk they were willing to take.
01:49Willing to take.
01:50And then, again, I feel like the main situation happened at the Theo Grace party, which always in my head
01:57I call Theo James, which is a lovely mix-up for, I feel, to happen.
02:00Because, like, handsome man, lovely jewelry, is there a better collab?
02:04I know.
02:04Theo Grace.
02:05I mean, they're not collaborating, but in my head.
02:07Theo Grace should collab with Theo James.
02:09But, yes, it was a Theo Grace party.
02:11With Denise Richards.
02:12With Denise Richards.
02:13We were celebrating Nikki Hilton's jewelry line.
02:15It was a fabulous party thrown by Kathy Hilton.
02:18But I don't know that it was such a fabulous experience for Dorit.
02:22Wait, before we got, because I was watching in the office, and I think, like, someone was talking, and I
02:29got distracted, but I came to, at Kathy Hilton shrieking, what was she shouting for?
02:33So, she was just trying to loosen up her mouth so that she could flash a bright smile for photographers
02:39in front of the step and repeat.
02:40It's part of her photography-taking ritual.
02:45So, when she wants to smile her best, she just lets out a shriek.
02:49You know why?
02:50And, honestly, it probably gets everyone ready to photograph her, because everyone looks.
02:53Right, exactly.
02:54And it's like, who's that girl?
02:57I should try it next time.
02:59Honestly?
02:59You know?
03:00Also, I'd probably, like, if I shout her right now, I feel like it would wake me up, but I
03:02don't want to shout her.
03:03I know.
03:03I wish Kathy Hilton was here to shout and wake us up.
03:06Yeah, I know.
03:07But, yeah, so they had, I love my favorite thing, Denise, because even though she's not on Beverly Hills Housewives
03:13anymore, she still knows how the game is played.
03:16I think she had a feeling she could sense drama was about to start.
03:20Booked it out of the little sit-down.
03:22She had to go to Charlie's premiere.
03:23I have to go to Charlie's premiere.
03:25Oh!
03:26Tell him I said hello.
03:27I will.
03:28Bye, Hilton.
03:29Bye, Denise.
03:30Bye, girls.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Which, like, did he even have a premiere, or did she just want to, like, exit the premises?
03:36I was thinking, I guess maybe it was that Netflix doc he did?
03:38Oh, potentially.
03:39I don't know, but I know she was like, I have a-
03:40We gotta look at the red carpet photos to see if she was wearing the same outfit.
03:43Unless she changed, but she looked so good.
03:46She looked so good.
03:47That dress was so cute, and the facelift was facelifting, and the hair was perfect.
03:51Denise Richards has never looked better.
03:52She really hasn't.
03:54And, um, I do, but I do love that she got out of there, because then who sat down with
03:58who and had what?
03:58Oh, my God.
03:59Dorit sat down and had beef with, well, everyone, essentially.
04:04Dorit, I heard your event was a success the other night.
04:08Yeah.
04:09It was really great.
04:11Yep.
04:12But the Dorit versus Erika might have been the most titillating moment during this lion's den encroachment.
04:21Although Dorit was like, it's the lion's den.
04:23But then she was like, I don't see any lions.
04:25I see nothing but cowards.
04:28I mean-
04:28She's a writer.
04:29She is.
04:30She really is.
04:30She does have a way with her words.
04:31I'm actually very excited to read her book.
04:33I think it'll be good.
04:34Anyways, Dorit seems very unburdened by all the conflict.
04:37Actually, she seems to be thriving in it.
04:39I think that for-
04:41I don't know.
04:41Like, I love an activated Dorit.
04:44And I do kind of wonder if Dorit, although she doesn't have many allies on this show right now,
04:51does she like being the center of the drama?
04:54Like, is it me?
04:55Am I the drama?
04:55I don't think I'm the drama.
04:56Am I the villain?
04:57That kind of vibe?
04:58Yeah.
04:58I kind of feel like she might like it, which I don't hate that for her.
05:00I like her being the center of attention.
05:02Yeah.
05:02We love Dorit so much.
05:03And I did-
05:04I know her and Erica really-
05:06I think she's used to fighting with Kyle, and Kyle just gets very frustrated and upset
05:12that she's not being understood.
05:14When you're fighting with Erica, Erica doesn't look like you.
05:17No.
05:18So, I like Kyle.
05:18I was like, can someone else talk?
05:20Oh, yeah.
05:21Can someone say I want to think of something?
05:22Well, I do feel like Kyle-
05:24Kyle gets all the heat.
05:25Kyle gets all the heat for sharing her opinions about Dorit, when to me as a viewer, it does
05:30seem like the majority of the cast feels the same way Kyle does.
05:33They're just scared to talk about it.
05:34Also, Dorit, I would say, because you're mad, you kept on saying, this person talked with
05:37you, this person talked with you.
05:38It seems everyone's talking to Kyle about you, so Kyle's not talking to a wall.
05:43Right.
05:43So, she's talking to people who also have opinions on you, so I could see why Kyle's
05:47like, can you be mad at someone else?
05:48Right.
05:48And then I can also see why Kyle's frustrated, being like, well, can all the other people
05:53I spoke to about the situation speak up?
05:54And I guess Sutton did, and Erica did, Bo's kind of, I mean, she did say-
06:00I like Bo's and Rachel and their confessionals, like, we just didn't want to get involved.
06:03Which, like, sure, I understand that, but it's-
06:06But I'm like, you guys got involved talking to Dorit about the ladies.
06:09Yeah, and they've said stuff about Dorit, too, about her lateness, about her shopping,
06:13et cetera.
06:14And also, Rachel even, I thought it was going to come up that Rachel said to Erica, oh,
06:18yeah, because I just always make my own money.
06:20I forgot that divorce for Dorit would be different.
06:22Oh, right.
06:23Which I feel like, if that was said out loud and spread amongst the group, Dorit would take
06:27that as shade, or maybe not, because it seems like no matter what Rachel and or Bo's do,
06:32Dorit doesn't-
06:33They're just like a trifecta.
06:34Get mad, and she doesn't offer the same grace to Kyle, but I actually think that's
06:39because there's a deeper level of love and history with Kyle, and that's why she might
06:45hold her-
06:45It feels like a betrayal.
06:46She, like, might hold her to a different standard, you know?
06:49Where the friendships with Bo's and Rachel are a bit more fresh, so I don't think she cares
06:55as deeply, although I think she cares for them.
06:57It's just, I think it's more of a sister vibe with Kyle.
07:01I did love when Dorit was like, Erica, we've been friends for 10 years, and Erica immediately
07:05goes, nine.
07:06Erica, a 10-year friendship.
07:08It's nine.
07:11Oh, my God.
07:12She's-
07:13But who's counting?
07:15You do not want to get an Erica James bad side.
07:17I love that Erica's keeping track.
07:19And she's like, when you call me the C word.
07:21And then Dorit came back with nine later.
07:23She remembered to reference it as a nine-year friendship later on in the argument, which
07:27was, like, kind of funny.
07:29I know.
07:29So they, I think, are just done with each other.
07:33I think that's a wrap.
07:34I think that's a wrap.
07:35And I thought it was going to be a wrap on the episode, but then Sutton kind of went to
07:38be like, you know, I want to have a sit-down with Dorit to also yell at her.
07:41And I loved the encore.
07:43Sutton was given a little bit of an encore moment.
07:44She wanted to pick more of a bone with Dorit.
07:47And other than Dorit making fun of the big bow on the back of her dress, I'm kind of forgetting
07:52the entire scene.
07:54What was Sutton trying to say?
07:55Sutton was like, you, why did you say I'll never be friends with me?
07:59Like, Sutton was like, why did you say you'll never be friends with me?
08:00And Dorit was like, it's a joke.
08:03Was that a joke?
08:04But I guess so.
08:05Oh, yeah.
08:05At Rachel's.
08:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:07And then Sutton was like, you don't give sincere apologies.
08:11I'm done.
08:12And Dorit's like, okay, then leave.
08:14I don't think that, I don't think Dorit's apology was sincere.
08:18No.
08:19And I think that's because she sincerely isn't sorry for the way she's conducted herself with
08:23Sutton.
08:24And I'm not saying that she needs to be sorry, but, you know, if you're not ready to apologize,
08:28just don't.
08:29Again, also, I feel their friendship was not really ever friendship.
08:32It was always very rocky.
08:34It was always, it was always rocky.
08:37Doom from the start.
08:38Doom from the start.
08:39And then when it was good, it was because it was like convenient for both parties.
08:42Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
08:44This reunion looks like it's going to be a doozy, though.
08:46Everyone.
08:47I mean, people, Sarah Michelle Gellar has been saying the season of Beverly Hills has been
08:52boring and a lot of people agree with that.
08:53And I can tell it's not because you're so energized talking about the finale.
08:56But despite the low energy of this finale, because I mean, although like there were explosive
09:04moments between Dorit and the girls, it was like, it was different than other Beverly Hills
09:09finales, the reunion looks full of energy.
09:13Yeah, it looks pretty.
09:15Everyone's shouting.
09:16Yeah, everyone's shouting.
09:16And saying accusations.
09:17It looks good.
09:18You accused her of lashing out.
09:21In order to save my job, I came unglued.
09:25Like Dorit saying people just like Kyle because she could just get people off the show.
09:29I know.
09:30Like she said it and now we said it.
09:32And now we said it.
09:33And then Kyle was like, Andy, can you make her shut up?
09:35Crazy.
09:36That's wild.
09:37Yeah.
09:37Also wild was we've been talking about the amount of blush.
09:40The blush work being done.
09:44Yeah.
09:46Now, I am not.
09:48I don't work in the HMU world hair and makeup.
09:51So I don't know if I'm missing a thing.
09:53Maybe it's trending or maybe they're celebrating the final season of Euphoria.
09:57You know, like that's happening right now.
09:59Or it's also festival season.
10:00Festival season as well, yeah.
10:01So maybe they wanted to really honor Coachella.
10:03Totally.
10:03I would say it was a lot of Rainbow Fish vibes.
10:06And I loved Rainbow Fish as a child.
10:08I love Rainbow Fish.
10:09If that was their inspiration, do you know what?
10:11I love it.
10:11Go off.
10:11Yeah, go off queens.
10:12But yeah, it was very glitter, sparkle.
10:15Oh, pink.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Lots of pigment.
10:18Yes.
10:19Very pigmented.
10:20I thought everyone, despite the blush, I'm still figuring that one out.
10:25Oh, outfit wise, impeccable.
10:26And learning to love it.
10:27But yeah, the gowns were gorgeous.
10:28Everyone looked really good.
10:29I always said Andy looked great too.
10:30Andy looks so good.
10:32I love the long hair.
10:34I love the scruff.
10:35He pulls up the hair well, yeah.
10:35He looks really, really good.
10:36I don't know what's going on right now, but keep it up, Mr. Cohen.
10:40You look amazing.
10:41Keep it up, pops!
10:42Yeah, no, he looks so good.
10:43I'm excited to see this reunion.
10:45Three parts.
10:45Beverly Hills always keeps us entertained.
10:48Yeah.
10:48They know how to keep it going.
10:49Yeah, keep the fun going.
10:50So we will be back to recap that reunion part one.
10:54I don't know where it's going to kick off with, but someone tells me Dorit's going to be involved.
10:57Yeah.
10:58Bye.
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