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00:00I've decided not to attend this evening.
00:02I want you to have a special night tonight,
00:04and after the way things went at Rachel's birthday party,
00:06I think it's best I stay home.
00:11Virtual Reality.
00:14Hi, I'm Denny Murphy.
00:15I'm Evan Real.
00:16And we also weren't at Dorit's book party,
00:18but we weren't invited.
00:19No, somehow we missed our invite.
00:21Like, what, did I get lost in the mail?
00:23And, like, there were open spaces for us.
00:25There was room for us.
00:26Actually, room for us and then some.
00:28Yeah, because three of her castmates didn't show up.
00:32Well, four.
00:33Four? Wait, four?
00:35Natalie.
00:39She, she, how, not.
00:40Never mind.
00:41I was trying to make a Voldemort joke,
00:42but I couldn't even leave my mouth.
00:43I really, honestly, I don't like
00:47acknowledging that she is on this television program.
00:50I've had three of our group that are not coming.
00:53Are you kidding?
00:54Who's not coming?
00:55Well, I know Natalie is sick.
00:57And Kyle is tired and overwhelmed.
01:00Uh-huh.
01:00And Sutton just wrote me.
01:02And, because me and Evan were watching
01:04the episode next to each other,
01:05and then I had to pause to watch him watch which part.
01:09Go on.
01:10Natalie doing the splits at Rachel Zoe's
01:12disco-themed birthday party.
01:15Do you know what it is, Natalie, if you're watching?
01:17She is.
01:19It's not that I don't think you deserve a diamond.
01:23Well, she doesn't have a diamond.
01:24Right, and thank God.
01:27It's more so the fact that you got called out for lying
01:31and you couldn't cop to it.
01:32It's the lack of self-awareness, ownership, accountability,
01:40and also a baseline unintelligence.
01:44Oh!
01:44You know what I mean?
01:45The fact that she couldn't clock in that moment that Kyle was,
01:48yeah, she was coming for it,
01:49but in a way she was trying to help her out.
01:51I don't like the way she flip-flopped.
01:53I don't like a flip-flopper, and I don't like a mean girl.
01:55It was actually, I thought she was making a very valiant effort
01:58to sort of step in and make sure that Amanda wasn't being bullied
02:02off of this show to say, oh, no, that joke was made,
02:05and it was about you, and I did hear it, and I am a witness.
02:07And then once she was called to the stand, she couldn't do it.
02:12It seemed her and Amanda were at least dancing near-ish each other
02:15on the dance floor for Rachel's bash.
02:18And see, that kind of shows Amanda's character,
02:20that Amanda's a kind and considerate person
02:22and full of forgiveness in her heart.
02:24And I guess also maybe Natalie went up to Amanda,
02:25and Amanda couldn't move fast because she did say
02:27she can't bend her knees in those boots.
02:30Amanda couldn't bend the knees in those boots.
02:31I think that's why she was like, I can't dance too much.
02:32Oh, so then Natalie was like, you can't bend your knees?
02:37Let me show you how I can pop into a split.
02:40So now Natalie's trying to one-up Amanda and the boots
02:45that she can't move her knees in.
02:46The audacity.
02:48Again, it's giving mean girl.
02:50So you're going to try and show this girl
02:53who just complained about her little wakey-quakey knees
02:56and her boots that have no mobility,
02:58and then you're going to pop down into a split.
03:00I think that's just like so cruel.
03:03Pop my split.
03:04Pop my split.
03:07Anyways, Natalie, you're fine.
03:09You're just not meant for this.
03:10Oh, splits are housewives.
03:12She's definitely meant for the splits.
03:14I mean, look at the way she can separate those legs.
03:16I know.
03:19Do you know, Natalie, thank God for you, my girl,
03:22because low-key this episode was not giving.
03:25It really, there's honestly not much to talk about
03:28other than Natalie's splits.
03:29You know what I was going to bring up in my head after?
03:30That Kelsey Knight revealed she got a facelift,
03:32and it wasn't even on mic.
03:34Kelsey, you know we love you.
03:36And that's where the main thing I wrote down
03:38for things to discuss on a recap episode
03:40of Beverly Hills Housewives.
03:41Kelsey Knight, low-key saying she got a facelift.
03:44I did not know that, and we've talked to her recently.
03:46She always looks amazing.
03:48I didn't know she did that.
03:49I didn't know that either.
03:50And do you know what's really funny is we interviewed Kelsey Knight
03:52for Page Six Radio, and she did tease to us
03:55that she was there for a Rachel Zoe-hosted event.
03:58She said she caused a scene.
03:59She wasn't sure if it was going to make the cut or not.
04:02It obviously didn't, because the only moment we saw from Kelsey
04:06was that she revealed to Dorit that she got a facelift.
04:10And at first I was like, wait, is it a joke?
04:12But then I listened back, and I was like,
04:14I actually don't think she's joking.
04:15And I don't think she knew she was being filmed in that moment,
04:19because it was just very cut to,
04:20and they kind of were zooming in on them talking.
04:22Yeah, but good for Kelsey.
04:24I mean, hey, I want a facelift at some point,
04:26so I need to call her a doctor.
04:28I'm annoyed that Dorit asked who the doctor was,
04:31and they didn't say it.
04:31I want to know what doctor.
04:32I know, like drop the name, Kelsey.
04:34I feel like Kelsey's going to have to respond to this moment on social.
04:38Please, yes.
04:38And maybe give the specs for her facelift and the name of her doctor.
04:41Okay, and then Sutton was sad a lot of the episode.
04:44I don't like something that you said,
04:46so now I'm going to make you feel real stupid
04:49and ignore you so you feel even smaller.
04:52Right, which made me sad.
04:54I hate to see a sad Sutton.
04:55But Ripa sang opera to her.
04:57Which put me in a good mood.
04:59Put me in a good mood.
05:00We both said Sutton's straight hair.
05:02Oh my God.
05:03The hair was incredible.
05:04The hair was so, I love the straight hair.
05:06It looks so good.
05:06She looks so good at the party.
05:07Yeah.
05:08I'm upset that she and Dorit had such a terrible time together at the party,
05:11and it kind of ruined the vibe of the sleigh straight hair.
05:14I think the only person actually having a fabulous time this season is Bo's.
05:18Let me make my way to the dance floor.
05:19Hey, hey, hey.
05:21Bo's and Jennifer Tilly.
05:22Yeah, oh my God.
05:23Jennifer Tilly, she's living her best life.
05:25She was at the book launch party, or the cover reveal launch party.
05:29She didn't know that Sutton wasn't going to show up,
05:32and then Dorit texted her 30 minutes after the party started,
05:36which upset Dorit for Dorit as the queen of lateness.
05:39That's like not that, like not that bad.
05:41The funny thing is that Sutton knew she wasn't going to go for a few hours before.
05:45So she could have told her earlier.
05:46She could have told her right before, after she got off the phone with Bo's.
05:49Yeah.
05:50Well, Erica didn't say nothing.
05:51Erica said nothing.
05:52Wait, before we get to that little twist,
05:55we do have to shout out the engaged Bo's.
05:58Oh, God.
06:05Oh, God.
06:06Oh, God.
06:10I love you.
06:12Yeah, shout out.
06:13Very exciting.
06:13And that was such a cute moment.
06:16And I loved how just upon the sight of the door opening,
06:19she got so emotional.
06:20She clearly, I mean, as she explained on the show,
06:22has been thinking about this moment, dreaming about this moment,
06:25and looking forward to this moment.
06:26And I think he pulled off a really cool engagement.
06:29I know.
06:29And I think it is a really beautiful thing,
06:32because she even said in the confessional about,
06:33because of course she has loved and lost before.
06:36Yeah.
06:37So just, I think, for people that are watching the show to see,
06:39like...
06:40There's hope.
06:40There's hope.
06:41And also that it's okay to do that.
06:44You know what I mean?
06:44Right.
06:44I think sometimes people never know,
06:46because the grief has never gone.
06:47Oh.
06:48But they're always wondering,
06:49when can I open myself up for things like that again?
06:52Like that loyalty to their partner who's no longer with them.
06:55And I'm sure also there's, like, layers of, like, oh, gosh.
06:59Like, I'm sure, and I mean, I'm sure next season we'll see them document her wedding plans
07:04and everything like that.
07:05It has to be a mixed bag of, like, oh, I've planned this before,
07:08and this wasn't my first plan, but it's this beautiful plan.
07:11And they just seem to be a lot of happy and love all together.
07:14So I am wishing them well.
07:16And also, well, I'm wishing them well.
07:20Rachel's estranged husband is wishing someone something.
07:23Yeah.
07:24A happy birthday to a designer wannabe Virgo.
07:29I do love Rachel's host, like, this woman's obsessed with me.
07:33She's a Virgo.
07:35That's, like, something she can't change,
07:37but apparently she is a wannabe stylist, not designer.
07:40So I guess she wants to be like Rachel Zoe.
07:43And apparently Roger has a type, Virgos who like fashion.
07:47Yeah.
07:47And she was a little bit disturbed by that.
07:51And she was disturbed by his birthday shout-out.
07:55Now, go on.
07:57I just, look, Rachel Zoe, no one can ever compare to you.
08:01No one will ever compare to you.
08:03I'm just surprised that Rachel was so bothered by this.
08:08Because, Rachel, you've been dragging this man this entire season.
08:10Right.
08:11It's like, I don't think you care if he is,
08:14I don't think she cares that he's with another woman.
08:18Do you know that he's moved on?
08:19I know that the girlfriend issue in meeting the sons was kind of a weird situation,
08:22and I totally get that.
08:24But I am just a little bit confounded by her being upset over the birthday.
08:29Shout-out if she is so over Roger.
08:32And it sounds like she, honestly, I believe you when you say you're so over Roger.
08:35It sounds like he wasn't the greatest of husbands.
08:38I know.
08:39So I get that.
08:39So being so over someone, I'm just honestly, and look, I've never been divorced.
08:44So I don't know how that is.
08:46But to be so caught up over the fact that he wished his new girlfriend a happy birthday is so
08:51weird to me.
08:52Well, I would have thought, like, after he introduced the kids to the new girlfriend,
08:56that's like, game over.
08:57Okay, I don't know anything you're going to do next.
08:59I don't know how you're going to operate.
09:00And I don't want to know in that regard.
09:03So I feel like kids' introduction is above a birthday post.
09:06Right.
09:07Yeah, I know.
09:08I know.
09:09I just, but I did love how much support Dorit was showing her in that moment.
09:13She was absolutely.
09:13They have each other's, like, they are each other's girls.
09:15She was a guest.
09:16And that's why I do love, Rachel's even trying to defend Dorit to Erica.
09:21And she's like, explain to me why the money thing is an issue for you all.
09:24Because Rachel made a good point.
09:25We're all spending money all the time.
09:27Right.
09:27But then Erica saying, like, the second any of us has a divorce looming, we all worry financially.
09:34And I think then it clicked to Rachel that, like, the other ladies might be on more even
09:38or uneven playing fields with their partners.
09:41Right.
09:42Versus Rachel always was the breadwinner.
09:43When we go through separations and things like that, the first thing all of us think about is money.
09:48That's, I don't, because my situation is different.
09:51Right.
09:51Yeah, I know.
09:52And I love that for Rachel.
09:54And it was interesting, like, seeing her sort of reframe that in real time.
09:58Like, oh, like, I didn't ever consider money to be an issue in my divorce because it just wasn't an
10:03issue.
10:04I do wonder, I'm sure it's probably out there, if she and Roger had a prenup.
10:08And I wonder if she had to pay him anything or what the deal is there.
10:12I hope not.
10:14But then again, Roger was so involved.
10:18We saw that on the Rachel Zoe project.
10:20I mean, they really did work together in a lot of ways.
10:24So I don't know how that, but I guess she was never worried financially, so.
10:29I don't, yeah, I think, I feel like they keep on, well, they were business partners for everything, too.
10:33So I feel any prenup or something, oh, they did not have a prenuptial agreement.
10:36Oh, really?
10:37Oh, s***.
10:38Okay.
10:38That's so not Rachel Zoe of her.
10:41So not.
10:42But maybe when they got together, she didn't, you know, she hadn't really launched the empire she has today.
10:46So it just didn't cross her mind.
10:49Well, this is from, I think, an interview she did on Bravo.
10:52Oh.
10:53And, well, I love, she, oh, I love, she expressed that she doesn't want to give or receive spasal support.
10:59Okay.
10:59Okay, Rach, I don't know if that's that, I mean, I hope you don't have to do that.
11:02I feel like Roger's like, I don't want to give, but I do want to receive.
11:06Who would like to receive?
11:07Yeah.
11:08But, yeah, kind of the big to be continued situation of this episode, Erica did not want to receive the
11:14invite.
11:15Well, she received an invite.
11:16She did, and she decided not to come to Dorit's book launch party, and instead she hung out with Sutton
11:23Strack.
11:23Sutton Brown.
11:24Oh, that's right, Sutton Brown.
11:25And it was, a cliffhanger is to be uncovered next week.
11:32It was like a to be continued, but I think we can sort of infer on our own what happened,
11:38which is Erica Jane decided not to go to a party and instead hang out with Sutton Brown.
11:43And now Erica and Dorit still don't talk, like present day.
11:46I don't think so.
11:47Yeah, you're right.
11:48I think Erica said she doesn't talk to her.
11:50Did you see Erica's reunion look?
11:52Let me look at that up right now.
11:53I want to get your thoughts on it.
11:55Describe it to everybody.
11:56So she's wearing like a slinky, lacy, black, see-through situation.
12:00Honestly, she looks great.
12:01When does Erica Jane not look good?
12:03Who are you loving immediately?
12:04Okay, hold on.
12:05Let me absorb.
12:05Let's look through these looks.
12:07Is it on Bravo TV?
12:08Yes.
12:09Okay.
12:09Okay, Jennifer Tilly I'm obsessed with.
12:12Wearing her own face on her dress?
12:15Are you kidding me, Jennifer Tilly?
12:17Oh, my God.
12:18Wait, that's kind of amazing.
12:20Oh, my God, wait.
12:20I love that.
12:22Oh, my goodness.
12:23Gotta hand it to Rachel and Bo's.
12:24I feel they are my favorite.
12:26Really?
12:27Custom Couture made in Ghana by Mimi Yeboah.
12:32It took many people.
12:33There were six beaters on the dress.
12:34And let's see what Rachel is doing.
12:36Because I like hers a lot, too.
12:38Oh, I love Sutton's hair.
12:40Sutton, you continue to kill it with the hair.
12:43That side, the deep side part looks so nice.
12:45Oh, yeah, she does.
12:46The side part is good.
12:47Rachel's wearing archival Jay Mandel.
12:49Cool.
12:49All right.
12:50Oh, Amanda went for it.
12:52So much tulle.
12:54She's wearing a lot of tulle.
12:55Yeah.
12:56The vibe is herself, she said.
12:57Okay.
12:58Oh, and I do love Kyle.
13:00Oh, let me see what she is.
13:01And I always love Kyle.
13:02And some might call me a Kyle apologist.
13:06Wait, describe it because I'm trying to find you.
13:07But I, it's, well, I don't know how I feel about it.
13:12It's, there's like a Kris Jenner collar happening.
13:15Oh.
13:16There's cutouts in the back.
13:17The arms look great, obviously.
13:19I mean, the spray tan's beautiful.
13:20The arms look toned.
13:21Like, she's beautiful, of course.
13:23I just don't know that I love the dress.
13:25Well, she explained, it was a last minute decision backstage.
13:28I can see that.
13:29And she said, today I was like, I really like the dress.
13:32I don't know if it's reunion-y, but I don't need to look like a housewife.
13:35Okay.
13:35Look, at least she's self-aware.
13:37It's not reunion-y.
13:38If I saw her wearing this at a Kyle by Aileen 2 fashion party in 2014, I would say absolutely.
13:46Okay.
13:47But for a reunion in 2026, I don't know.
13:49Does it say what the theme is?
13:50Neutral colors?
13:51Oh, Dorit looks so good.
13:53Oh, my gosh.
13:54Dorit looks amazing.
13:55Did you already mention Dorit?
13:56She looks-
13:56Oh, I didn't get to-
13:57Okay, yeah.
13:57I missed Dorit.
13:58She looks so good.
13:59That body is bodying.
14:00The hair looks amazing.
14:02She's wearing some sort of sexy, snaky armband.
14:05Oh, yeah.
14:06And interesting, Kathy Hilton is hugging Dorit in the group photo.
14:09And Kathy Hilton looks fabulous, as always.
14:10Oh, Kathy looks fabulous.
14:11But Kyle, how do we feel about that?
14:13But do you see, in the group photo, Rachel and Bo's are doing like Mary Kate and Ashley.
14:16Oh, they are.
14:17I am just taking a look at Bo's right now.
14:19I love the dress.
14:20Oh, stunning, right?
14:21Fabulous.
14:21It's so beautiful.
14:21And Rachel's just very Rachel.
14:23Yeah.
14:23I feel like this is something she wears every day.
14:25Oh, exactly.
14:26A be-glittered.
14:26And honestly, shout out.
14:27I like Andy's green shirt.
14:29Yeah, he looks good.
14:30Honestly, everyone looks fabulous, of course.
14:33It's the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
14:35I do think-
14:36Who's your favorite, though?
14:37Tilly made me my winner.
14:38Tilly wearing her face on her dress.
14:41That's pretty win-worthy.
14:42I got to say, overall, I think I'm handing it to Dorit.
14:46She looks so good.
14:47Dorit and Sutton are at my top two.
14:49Oh, yeah.
14:50I got to say.
14:51Sutton with that hair, girl, you're really tickling my fancy.
14:55I know she is getting you good.
14:56I love it.
14:56I really do love it.
14:58Everyone looks great.
14:58Oh, my God.
14:59Even Kyle's non-reunion reunion look.
15:01Shout out.
15:01Look at that fabulous.
15:02Okay, so speaking of, I guess that means is next week the finale?
15:06Finale?
15:06I like, it feels like we're nearing the finale.
15:09I just don't know where else we could go this season.
15:12You know what I mean?
15:13I guess we'll see.
15:14To be continued.
15:15So, we'll all find out together.
15:16So, we'll see you later.
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