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Aired (April 18, 2026): Ayaw gumastos ni Patrick (John Feir) para sa bagong kama, pero sermon naman ni Janice (Chariz Solomon) ang aabutin niya.



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00:04What do you say?
00:05It's a bigot.
00:07You know what it is?
00:07It's a bigot.
00:07It's a bigot.
00:08It's a bigot.
00:09Okay, it's a bigot.
00:10Okay, it's a bigot.
00:11What?
00:12What?
00:16You're a bigot.
00:21You're the two of us here.
00:24You're a big one, we're one big one.
00:28Jack, do you want to go?
00:30You want to do that, right?
00:31Okay, I want to win!
00:37Wait!
00:40You're going to do that!
00:41You're coming!
00:44You're coming from there!
00:45I'm coming from the side!
00:46You're coming!
00:47Okay, go!
00:49Go!
00:51Go!
00:52Go!
00:53Okay, can you do that?
00:54Biggit, biggit!
00:56Buhat!
00:56Buhat, buhat, buhat!
00:57Okay!
00:59Sige!
01:00Sige!
01:01Oh, sadari!
01:02Sadari, sadari!
01:02May tumatawag sa akin!
01:03Sadari, sadari!
01:05Sadari!
01:05Sadari!
01:06Okay!
01:07Bala mo na kayo dyan!
01:08Hello?
01:10Ang bigat!
01:11Ang bigat, man!
01:11Kekain mo muna ako!
01:13Aray ko! Aray ko! Aray ko!
01:14Aray!
01:15Aray!
01:15Aray!
01:15Buat! Buat!
01:19Buat!
01:21Aray!
01:21Aray!
01:23Aray!
01:24Aray!
01:24Aray!
01:25Aray ko!
01:26Aray ko!
01:27Aray ko!
01:28Sige!
01:29Sige!
01:29Tulak!
01:29Tulak!
01:30Talagang dalawa pa talaga kayo dyan, ha?
01:31Sa ilalim buhatin!
01:33Sige!
01:34Sige!
01:35Buhatin mo sa ilalim!
01:37Ayan!
01:39Sige!
01:40Sige!
01:40Sige!
01:41Ano?
01:42Ano?
01:44Sige!
01:45Sige!
01:46Tulak mo! Tulak mo!
01:47Tulak!
01:48Sige!
01:49Ito na!
01:49One!
01:50Two!
01:53Aray!
01:54Aray!
01:54Aray!
01:54Aray!
01:55Ano ba rin?
01:56Ipit mo ko eh!
01:58Ah!
01:59Saan yung tali?
02:00Yung tali?
02:01Yung tali yung pinapadala ko sa'yo!
02:03Ay!
02:04Yung tali!
02:04Oo!
02:06Naiiwan ko sa inyo!
02:07Ang pira ka naman oh!
02:09Alam mo ikaw kasi puro tulog ang alam mo!
02:11Sige!
02:11Di ba eh!
02:12Tutala na iiwan mo yung tali!
02:13Dito ko sa likod!
02:14Uy!
02:14Tegolong!
02:14Bato ko sa likod!
02:15Bakit ka sa likod?
02:16Diba iniwan mo yung tali!
02:17Dito ko sa likod!
02:18Sige!
02:18Baka malaglag ako!
02:20Ah!
02:20Wala akong pakialam sa'yo!
02:21Sige na!
02:24Ano?
02:24Okay ka na?
02:25Okay lang!
02:28May hams!
02:29May hams!
02:29Patrick!
02:30May hams!
02:35May hams!
02:36Sorry!
02:38Sorry!
02:39Hawa ka dyan!
02:47Ipasok!
02:47Ipasok!
02:48Ipasok mo!
02:49Ipasok mo!
02:49Ipasok mo!
02:50Ipasok mo!
02:52Ipasok mo!
02:53Kaya mo ba?
02:54Dilisan mo!
02:56Sige!
02:57Ipasok mo!
02:58Ipasok mo!
02:59T farmers!
03:00Two!
03:00Sige!
03:01Alala!
03:02Alala!
03:02Ipasok mo!
03:03Kanya ko nga?
03:05Sige biya!
03:07O nga yan!
03:09Tagal-tagal!
03:10L cuando!
03:13Ipasok mo!
03:14Ipasok!
03:15Ipasok!
03:16Ipasok!
03:16Sige!
03:17Tres!
03:18Paglilip!
03:19Paglilip!
03:20Gliit pa!
03:21Santay!
03:22Uh!
03:22Sige lang!
03:22Gliit pa!
03:25Sige lang!
03:26Gl net!
03:26Hit lo!
03:27Hit lo!
03:28Eh hindi kasi, hindi kasi, hindi kasi!
03:31Alam mo, kasalanan mo to eh.
03:32Di ba sabi ko siya yung sukatin mo yung pinto.
03:34Pag nagiging kasalanan ko.
03:36Alam mo, malaki na nga yung pinili ko
03:38para masulit ni Sir Patrick to.
03:40Dapat sukatin mo muna
03:41kung kakasya sa pinto, roper.
03:43Eh, ba tagiging kasalanan ko?
03:44Dapat ikaw ang nagsukat
03:46kasi ikaw yung may hawak nung metro kanina eh.
03:47Sukatin mo yung mukha mo!
03:48Dama na, tama na, tama na!
03:50Tama na, pasok na lang natin.
03:51O, tiglopin mo ang hina mo.
03:53You're right!
03:53I'm gonna give up!
03:54You're right!
03:55You're right!
03:55You're right!
03:56You're right!
03:56I'm gonna give up!
03:58Hey!
04:01What's happening here?
04:02Did you get a little more?
04:04Uh,
04:06Eh, it's not him.
04:07Oh, you know?
04:09Did you see that?
04:10You're right!
04:10You're right!
04:11You're right, you're right!
04:12You're right!
04:12You're right!
04:13Say that!
04:14You're right!
04:15You're right!
04:17I'm sorry to look at you.
04:23Aray ko, ba't nami-ipit ka? Ba't nami-ipit ka?
04:27Oh, ayan, you know? I don't know where it is.
04:31Kasalanan mo. Pinipitit mo pa eh.
04:33Kasalanan ko. Kasalanan ko. Sige, sige.
04:35Ipiti ko yung daliri mo dyan.
04:36Arala! Arala! Arala! Arala!
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