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00:00:25Breaking news.

00:00:26There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in.

00:00:30Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime.

00:00:34We go now live to Monte Vista, where students were gathered for the annual school dance.

00:00:39Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene to find these packs of gang members in

00:00:43the midst of gun violence.

00:00:44And we immediately pounced the evildoers and we have the situation under control.

00:00:50Yeah, we have to take care of this before more innocent kids are hurt.

00:00:53Bunch of savages, animals that belong in a zoo.

00:01:00First of all, that cop is high as hell.

00:01:03Look at him.

00:01:04Second of all, that's not even how it went down.

00:01:07Let me rewind to the beginning.

00:01:11This was actually the greatest night of my life.

00:01:14And would you believe me if I told you it was a tell of love?

00:01:17The cops may have led with it a tragedy, but you can't never trust the police.

00:01:20Hey, this is my story.

00:01:23So I should tell it.

00:01:24It'll probably be a little less racist.

00:01:25Where are you going to be at tonight?

00:01:28Best believe that you're going to be over at Monte Vista High School because it is going

00:01:32down.

00:01:32Super size.

00:01:33It was a smash hit.

00:01:34The hater dance would be in the neighborhood, man.

00:01:37It's probably 106th annual unity in the community school dance is going down at Monte Vista High

00:01:41school climate one.

00:01:42One, two, two, three, four.

00:01:47Well, I love that super size.

00:01:49I love that fucking hater as hell as shit.

00:01:52I'm gonna get in that super size song.

00:01:55Pussle just as soon as I can.

00:01:57Want mama to walk you with baby?

00:01:59No, mama, I'm good.

00:02:00You ain't good nigga.

00:02:01You ain't but four feet goddamn tall shit.

00:02:04Hold on.

00:02:05Here mama come.

00:02:06I don't want nobody fucking with my baby Goddamn it.

00:02:13Come on.

00:02:18Come on.

00:02:19Come on.

00:02:21Come on.

00:02:22Come on.

00:02:22Now listen.

00:02:23If some shit goes down, I want you to page me, all right?

00:02:26Ma, don't nobody use pages no more.

00:02:28We got iPhones.

00:02:29Man, I know what's going on in these streets.

00:02:31Scott, tell a bit.

00:02:33Ma, I promise I'm good.

00:02:37All right.

00:02:37Well, listen.

00:02:37I got to get to the motherfucking church anyway.

00:02:39Go on in there.

00:02:40Make mama proud.

00:02:41Learn something.

00:02:41Give mama a kiss though, baby, before I go.

00:02:58Kiss me before I bloom.

00:03:14I love you.

00:03:15Take care.

00:03:16Learn something today.

00:03:17Make mama proud, little bitch.

00:03:18Tell your teacher I said, hey.

00:03:20You got something?

00:03:22Yeah, I got something.

00:03:23Hold on.

00:03:26All right.

00:03:27Yeah, roll out.

00:03:27I got you.

00:03:28I got you.

00:03:29You hit me with that football.

00:03:30I'm going to fuck your ass up.

00:03:40Hey.

00:03:41There, there.

00:03:44I got you.

00:03:48Hey, girl.

00:03:49What's up?

00:03:50What your name is?

00:03:50Stay at home, girls.

00:03:51It's the Rangers.

00:03:52Hey, girl.

00:03:53Tad it in.

00:03:53You like that accent?

00:03:55No way for the big, but I like that.

00:03:56Drop that.

00:03:57No crazy baby.

00:03:57You like that?

00:03:58I got a damn pack.

00:03:59Shake that.

00:03:59Can I date that, maybe call it back?

00:04:01Hey.

00:04:01We want no booty so fat. Didn't ask for the number, I knew that.

00:04:04Pretty girl, check it. Tasha, Keisha, Liz, Lisa.

00:04:09Pretty girl, check it.

00:04:10Jessica, the coach, Mika.

00:04:15Rangers, those dudes are amazing.

00:04:18Best dance click at our school.

00:04:20And one of them is actually my older cousin, Day Day.

00:04:24See, I met him at a family reunion once,

00:04:27but I don't even think he'd remember my name.

00:04:29See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that click.

00:04:32Now, that's what it's about here, clicks.

00:04:35Now, they're not gangs, but it's far from study buddy shit.

00:04:39It's more so sororities and fraternities

00:04:42without the college education and social benefits.

00:04:45Let me explain.

00:04:46Each school is divided and segregated into clicks.

00:04:50Monte Vista is no different.

00:04:51You got your backpackers, the nerds,

00:04:54the vegan tree-loving dreadheads.

00:04:57You got your dirty ghetto kids,

00:05:00AKA your hood skaters.

00:05:02Oh, and that stink finger.

00:05:05Across the street, you'll find the lamest fools

00:05:08to ever step foot in the hood.

00:05:09Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl.

00:05:11They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago,

00:05:14but these fools still up here every single day.

00:05:16Bunch of old wannabe gangsters who want to holler at young chicks,

00:05:19but always fail miserably.

00:05:21We're not carrying any books.

00:05:22And if we were, you wouldn't be able to touch them.

00:05:25You wanna carry these balls then, bitch?

00:05:27Yeah!

00:05:28Yeah!

00:05:28Put the balls in your...

00:05:30in your book bag, bitch!

00:05:31I told a bitch to carry my balls.

00:05:33Give me some what?

00:05:34I said carry my balls, bitch.

00:05:35Somebody give me some what?

00:05:37Let's ride out.

00:05:38I know that's right.

00:05:39Thanks.

00:05:41Then there's the essays.

00:05:43The real gangsters.

00:05:44Legend has it, if you look one of them in the eye, you could die.

00:05:47Where we come from?

00:05:49Blacks and Mexicans have never gotten along.

00:05:51It's a ghetto civil war that defies logic.

00:05:53It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans.

00:05:56It's the same shit.

00:05:58See what I did there?

00:06:00And the most notorious badass essay of them all is Big Junior.

00:06:05A while ago, he got sent to prison for burning down a school dance

00:06:08because he thought some blind guy was looking at his little sister.

00:06:12He just so happens to be the girl of my dreams, Anastasia Moreno.

00:06:16I've been in love with her since we shared a nap time towel in the first grade.

00:06:20I was so nervous, I pissed on myself, all over the towel, all over her.

00:06:26I sure enough did.

00:06:28She ain't looked my way since.

00:06:30It's probably because we're from two totally different worlds.

00:06:33I mean, she's a sweet girl.

00:06:35A part of the hottest female clique that my school has ever birthed.

00:06:38Let's take a moment to enjoy.

00:06:42Each day through my window, I watch her as she passes by.

00:06:52I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy.

00:07:02Man, look at her.

00:07:04She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

00:07:07Yeah!

00:07:11Wait a minute.

00:07:13Is she looking at me?

00:07:17Jason Phoebe Jackson.

00:07:19Oh, this is my shot.

00:07:20This is my moment.

00:07:22Seize the opportunity.

00:07:33Go get him, buckaroo.

00:07:35Oh, yeah.

00:07:36I forgot to introduce you to the Prairie Puff Man.

00:07:38The tobacco industry's propaganda pitch man that's been killing kids for years.

00:07:43Yeah, I wasn't always super cool until I discovered these.

00:07:49My mother smokes eight packs of these death doobies a day.

00:07:53And since she's a single parent, he's the only man I've ever seen in my house.

00:07:57Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel.

00:08:00Don't cheat.

00:08:01My role model.

00:08:02Tough, rough, and rugged.

00:08:04A true definition of a man.

00:08:06Go get him, buckaroo.

00:08:22My nigga, what the fuck, bro?

00:08:29What's that?

00:08:33Worst moment in the history of fucked up-ness.

00:08:36Ay, he's so little.

00:08:39It looks like a dick, but smaller.

00:08:46Little dude ain't even circumcised.

00:08:49How's that, bro?

00:08:49Why you even looking at this nigga's dick?

00:08:51I think his dick look like Franklin.

00:08:57Hey, bro, play your pants.

00:08:58I used to sit there with his pants down.

00:09:00Hey, hey.

00:09:02Hey, hey.

00:09:03It's 745.

00:09:05We're the students who lost their prosthetic legs.

00:09:08Please hop your head down here to the guidance counselor's office.

00:09:12Hey, guys.

00:09:13Wait up.

00:09:15Yo, how can I be a ranger?

00:09:16I know everything about y'all.

00:09:18I got all your mixtapes.

00:09:19I know all your dance moves.

00:09:21I was even thinking of getting a ranger.

00:09:22This nigga, it's a stalker, dude.

00:09:23I do whatever it takes, I swear.

00:09:26Okay, little piggy in the blanket dick.

00:09:28You really about to have ranger life, Dede?

00:09:31Whip it out.

00:09:32The ranger's got to getting some.

00:09:35Memorize it.

00:09:36Now, if you want a pleasure to be in the illest clique, you gotta get the drawers off one of

00:09:40the illest chicks.

00:09:41That's right.

00:09:42Panties.

00:09:42When you come back with a fresh pair of sweet girl panties, you in.

00:09:47Uh, can it be like a sock or something?

00:09:50Panties.

00:09:51Like these.

00:09:54These are quiches from last night.

00:09:57She just gave you those?

00:09:58For sure.

00:09:59Aight, now here come them sugar drawers.

00:10:01Take your pick, little dude.

00:10:13But it was just my imagination.

00:10:16Yo, yo, yo.

00:10:17Snap out of it, Uncirkey.

00:10:19The ranger shit is real.

00:10:21South Central wasn't building no day.

00:10:23So can you pull it off?

00:10:24Or what?

00:10:26Uh, when am I supposed to have this done?

00:10:28Tonight.

00:10:29Tonight?

00:10:30Tonight.

00:10:31But you just said South Central wasn't building no day.

00:10:34Eh, I don't know what that shit mean.

00:10:35I should be saying shit, cause niggas be fading.

00:10:38Y'all expect me to have sex with one of the most untouchable girls in our school.

00:10:41Tonight.

00:10:42Yeah.

00:10:43That's not even humanly possible.

00:10:45Yeah, it is.

00:10:46Tonight is the Unity in the Community School dance pool, and it's a lock-in.

00:10:51You know what happens at the lock-in, boy.

00:10:57Okay.

00:10:58For those of you that don't know what a lock-in is, let me explain.

00:11:01In an attempt to give all races and classes of students a safe party environment

00:11:05and keeping away from gang violence, we have an all-night campus party

00:11:10that culminates in a sleepover, in a gym.

00:11:12Nice, safe, and wholesome, right?

00:11:15Wrong.

00:11:16Instead of a lock-in, they need to call it the get-it-in,

00:11:20because that's all that's happening all night long.

00:11:23Everybody sneaks off somewhere to get they freak-in.

00:11:27Drink-in, smoke-in, and frolic-in.

00:11:33But the main attraction is the Power 106 concert and talent show.

00:11:38Last year, the new boys won taking home two grand and a major label record deal.

00:11:43Their lives change forever, and they're coming back this year to judge

00:11:46and give another act a ticket out of the hood.

00:11:49Aw, shit, y'all, we're late.

00:11:51We better get to class.

00:11:52Nigga, we the rangers.

00:11:53We're not worried about being late to class.

00:11:55Yeah, we run this school.

00:11:56This school don't run us.

00:11:58Extra me, a nigga.

00:11:59Quit trippin'.

00:11:59I'm with the big dogs, runnin' this school.

00:12:02The school don't run us.

00:12:04Ain't that right, too?

00:12:06Langston?

00:12:06Cut man!

00:12:19Tarty!

00:12:20Tarty!

00:12:21Get your little hot-pocket-sized ass to my office!

00:12:24Give it home, give it to me, give me the phone.

00:12:26In here, sir!

00:12:30Hey, how's he doing that?

00:12:34Hey, the damn.

00:12:34Yeah, that's what's wrong with you, kid.

00:12:36Your mind is filled with all that old bullshit.

00:12:39I'm about sick of it.

00:12:40If I was your daddy, I'd be gonna throw your ass up.

00:12:43I wouldn't play it.

00:12:44I wouldn't put up with none of it.

00:12:45That's right.

00:12:46I'm trying to, ooh, look at that, look at that,

00:12:50look at that, look at that, that, that, that, that, that.

00:12:54Ooh, yeah.

00:12:56Stop looking at my guy!

00:12:58I'm gonna tell you one time, and I ain't gonna tell you

00:13:01no more.

00:13:01Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch!

00:13:07I mean, my faculty, I'm sorry about that, Ms. Johnson.

00:13:11She hear every damn thing, everything.

00:13:14Yeah, she is a bitch sometimes.

00:13:16I need to talk to you about that little button-naked dance

00:13:21you just did out there on the choir just a minute ago.

00:13:27Well, I'm not circumcised either.

00:13:31And I'm 60-something years old, still ain't circumcised.

00:13:34Yeah, join the club!

00:13:37You got a turtleneck little dick, too.

00:13:40You got a German Shepherd dick, I got a German Shepherd dick.

00:13:43You got a Sean John leather on your dick.

00:13:45That's what you got.

00:13:46That's right, Levi leather.

00:13:49I know it.

00:13:50When your little dick gets the little blanket lint on it,

00:13:53and cookie crumbs and stuff like that, it's hard to blow off.

00:13:56I know what you're talking about, because I deal with it all the time.

00:13:58You ain't even gotta use a condom.

00:13:59Just twist the tip off like a balloon.

00:14:02Got a little ball pop up.

00:14:04Mo' pleasure!

00:14:07Principal Rogers?

00:14:08What?

00:14:09Is there any reason that you have me in your office?

00:14:11Yes, that's the reason why I got you in here.

00:14:14I want to ask you something.

00:14:16You having a problem out of them Ranger boys?

00:14:18The Rangers?

00:14:19No, they're my friends.

00:14:22That's what I'm talking about.

00:14:23See that?

00:14:24I'm sitting up here trying to defend you, and you running with them.

00:14:26I'm gonna tell you something, Jabberda.

00:14:28You trying to start some shit around here.

00:14:30The Rangers now all of a sudden is your friend.

00:14:32Ain't that a bitch?

00:14:34You running down here fooling with the Mexican kids,

00:14:36they're gonna fuck one of y'all up up and around here.

00:14:38Somebody's gonna bend you, spin you, and go up in you.

00:14:40This is my school, and I ain't gonna play that.

00:14:43I don't like one of them there a bit.

00:14:45Is you getting initiated in the gang, Young Gemini?

00:14:48Uh, my name is Jason, and no, I'm not.

00:14:53I'm gonna tell you something, Jeff, bro.

00:14:54If you're gonna try to start a race ride,

00:14:56you better lead them little Mexican kids along,

00:14:57they're gonna jump on you.

00:14:58Yeah, four to five of them gonna jump on your little ass.

00:15:01They're gonna have Home Depot little jackets on and everything.

00:15:03They don't play that bullshit. Look at that.

00:15:05You know what I mean?

00:15:06There.

00:15:07Pimp shit.

00:15:09You think it's a gang?

00:15:11You think it's a gang?

00:15:12You're gonna end up on first, first, first, first 38.

00:15:17First 38.

00:15:18Thought it was...

00:15:19Yes, 38, nigga.

00:15:21Yes?

00:15:21Mom, I hear it.

00:15:22You need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lock-in?

00:15:25And you heard it right, baby, and I need you here.

00:15:27Quick in a cacket lick his ass.

00:15:28All right, great.

00:15:30We'll see you later.

00:15:36Get that ass up tonight.

00:15:38Huh?

00:15:39I mean, are you going to the school dance tonight?

00:15:42Yeah, come on.

00:15:42Get your little nose ass out of here.

00:15:44Get on out of here.

00:15:51The hater dance.

00:15:53The hater dance.

00:15:55The hater dance.

00:15:56Oh!

00:16:16What the fuck?

00:16:18Seems like today's your unlucky day.

00:16:21Day?

00:16:24That's funny, fool.

00:16:26Hey.

00:16:27Man, why y'all messing with me?

00:16:29I know you got some lines to move or something.

00:16:35It's your day-day.

00:16:37You have a real important phone call.

00:16:43Who's this?

00:16:45Quiero mi dinero.

00:16:46Te voy a matar.

00:16:47What?

00:16:47Niggas speak English.

00:16:49Who's this?

00:16:51It's Junior.

00:16:53Just got out.

00:16:54And he wants his money.

00:16:56Yeah, don't keep him holding on the phone, Holmes.

00:16:59It's you.

00:17:02My bad, Junior.

00:17:03I didn't know it was you.

00:17:05How did you get out?

00:17:06I thought you was in jail for triple life.

00:17:08Quiero mi dinero.

00:17:10Te voy a matar.

00:17:12Look, man.

00:17:13I got your money.

00:17:14Don't worry.

00:17:15Sir, 25 cents for another minute.

00:17:17Dos mil dólares antes de la medianoche.

00:17:19O muere toda tu familia.

00:17:21What did he say?

00:17:22Don't ask me, fool.

00:17:24I don't speak Spanish.

00:17:25Where's my money?

00:17:27Who's this day-day?

00:17:31Two thousand dollars by midnight.

00:17:33Or Junior's gonna kill you.

00:17:39Shit.

00:17:43Two grand?

00:17:44Man, where am I gonna get that from by midnight?

00:17:47Dede, you cool?

00:17:48Hell nah.

00:17:49These essays are threatening me over some shit my wack-ass father did.

00:17:53Uncle D smoked?

00:17:54Yeah.

00:17:55That lying-ass nigga, Darren.

00:17:57See?

00:17:57My mom thought it'd be a good idea for me to go visit him in prison.

00:18:02Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:03Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:04Hi, Daddy.

00:18:07Whose goddamn white baby is that?

00:18:09This is your baby, okay?

00:18:10He's just light-skinned.

00:18:11Mm-hmm.

00:18:13That one might be mine.

00:18:15That one right there.

00:18:16I'm not totally sure.

00:18:17Just because you name him Darren don't mean he belong to Darren.

00:18:20But I don't care what this baby's name is.

00:18:23This baby is right-skinned, but not light-skinned.

00:18:26That is a white child.

00:18:27That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.

00:18:30That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.

00:18:34That's a good...

00:18:34That baby got 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant.

00:18:38You the only one I've been with, Darren.

00:18:40Bitch, let me explain to you the math.

00:18:42I've been in here 16 consecutive years.

00:18:45You know how long consecutive is, don't you?

00:18:47Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:18:47Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking other.

00:18:50Because I ain't never missed a day.

00:18:52So, clearly, you've been having some conjugal visits

00:18:55with some other motherfuckers other than me.

00:18:57That's not my baby.

00:18:59That's almost a grown white man you brought in here.

00:19:02His glasses are certainly grown.

00:19:04I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.

00:19:07And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?

00:19:11Bitch, you been fucking the guard?

00:19:13Uh-uh, nuh-uh.

00:19:14Hey, Darren.

00:19:15I talk to my mom like that, man.

00:19:17Be respectful.

00:19:18You're absolutely right.

00:19:19I apologize for that.

00:19:22It's just that this bitch...

00:19:23There you go again.

00:19:25Your mother was misbehaving.

00:19:27I'm sorry, I should have set a better example

00:19:30in front of the nice white gentleman and your mother.

00:19:35All right, so could I please speak to my black son privately, please,

00:19:39if that be okay with you, Darren?

00:19:41Mm-hmm.

00:19:41I mean in no disrespect, sir.

00:19:43Hope to work for you one day when I get out.

00:19:45Come on, baby.

00:19:47Oh, raggedy-head, sir.

00:19:49Oh, yeah.

00:19:52Excuse me, son.

00:19:53This is my first white baby.

00:19:55What's up, man?

00:19:57I'm in a jam.

00:19:59What?

00:20:00Uh, there was a gambling incident,

00:20:04and I need, like, 13,000 cigarettes,

00:20:09preferably 6,000 of those non-menthol,

00:20:12and then, like, 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.

00:20:15That's worth about $2,000 on the open street market

00:20:18if you can handle that for me.

00:20:19I appreciate it.

00:20:20Darren, what are you talking about?

00:20:23Well, see, what had happened was...

00:20:27Wait.

00:20:28You got to do a flashback within a flashback?

00:20:30Nigga, you know you can't do that.

00:20:32Nigga, I'm a criminal.

00:20:33That's what I do.

00:20:34What I'm not supposed to do.

00:20:36So now, what had happened was...

00:20:40No Mexican has ever beat me in dominoes.

00:20:43Ever.

00:20:44But one day, the cash was on the line,

00:20:47I'd been sipping that lean, and it caught me slipping.

00:20:52What's this got to do with me?

00:20:54It's your problem.

00:20:55Uh, I didn't have the money,

00:20:57and in lieu of the money,

00:20:59I told Junior and his crew that I had a rich son

00:21:03in a famous rap group,

00:21:04and I'm sure a little funky $2,000 don't mean nothing

00:21:08when he clocking all the dollars out there,

00:21:10Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.

00:21:12What?

00:21:13Man, we ain't signed yet.

00:21:14I ain't got no money.

00:21:17All right, well, let's not be a gloomy Gus, okay?

00:21:20If you didn't learn nothing from your white brother,

00:21:22it's learn, always look on the bright side of life.

00:21:27But you still haven't given him any money?

00:21:29No, I gave him orange this morning,

00:21:31but they're already trying to make me make small booty payments,

00:21:34and I only got a small booty to work with.

00:21:39Look here, man.

00:21:40Um, I only got one booty hole.

00:21:42You understand what I'm saying?

00:21:44They don't take debit or credit or nothing in here.

00:21:47It's just hold, okay?

00:21:50Now, I've been holding on to it for 16 years.

00:21:52I don't see no reason to let it go now

00:21:53over a few little pineapple fruit cups

00:21:56and some cigarettes.

00:21:58Speaking of which, I need you to do me a favor.

00:22:03You think you could listen to these for me?

00:22:04That's disgusting, man.

00:22:06What'd you pull that out from?

00:22:07Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag, nigga.

00:22:10What do you think?

00:22:10I pulled them out my ass.

00:22:12You ain't got to smell it.

00:22:13I just listened to it.

00:22:14I know.

00:22:15I know it's time.

00:22:16Look, I only got a few seconds

00:22:17before they snatch me up out of here

00:22:20because I'm a gangster.

00:22:21But look, I need you to save my space.

00:22:23If you embarrass me in front of that white man's child,

00:22:26you better lock me down.

00:22:27Some father I got, huh?

00:22:29Now I got to play junior by midnight.

00:22:32Anyway, you get them draws yet?

00:22:35I'm just messing with you.

00:22:37Come on, bro.

00:22:37You got P.E.

00:22:39Wait, you notice I was in your B.E. class?

00:22:41Yeah, man.

00:22:42I seen you near the far,

00:22:43looking all in that belated and shit.

00:22:46Hey, let's keep this junior thing between me and you, though.

00:22:48It's 11 o'clock.

00:22:50Get your ratchet ass in the class.

00:22:55Man, I'm in a tight situation.

00:22:59Go ahead.

00:23:00Keep laughing in my pain.

00:23:01But the struggle is real.

00:23:03Big Junior just magically got released from a triple life sentence.

00:23:07And he's on a mission to kill my cousin Day Day.

00:23:09And probably me, too,

00:23:10once he finds out I'm trying to get his sister's panties.

00:23:14Are those panties really worth dying for?

00:23:17She probably got some really nice panties.

00:23:21I guess I got to do what I got to do.

00:23:23It's like my man Shakespeare said.

00:23:25Love is a smoke made from the fumes of sighs,

00:23:29being purged of fires sparkling in lovers' eyes.

00:23:36Oh, my God.

00:23:37Get your asses up for some aerobics.

00:23:39Stay your asses up!

00:23:40Excuse me.

00:23:41Don't make Coachella mad today.

00:23:42Don't make me mad.

00:23:43Come on, now.

00:23:44Let's get into this hater dance, shall we?

00:23:46Five, six, seven, and eight.

00:23:49And to the leg.

00:23:51Whoo!

00:23:52Yeah.

00:23:53Come on, guys.

00:23:54Man, what the hell you doing, piglet dick?

00:23:56Move like you got some damn rhythm.

00:23:57Come on.

00:23:59Not that.

00:23:59Yeah, side to side.

00:24:00Yeah, side to side.

00:24:02Oh, yeah.

00:24:03Keep going.

00:24:04Mm.

00:24:06Beat the dance.

00:24:10Not so hard, thank the dash.

00:24:11Not so hard, okay?

00:24:13Man, I'm so sick of this damn song.

00:24:15Yeah, but I do like the way B3 booty shapes through that dance.

00:24:19What's a B3?

00:24:20Man, you got to keep up with the acronyms if you're going to be a ranger.

00:24:24B3 is big booty.

00:24:26Booty.

00:24:27Come on, J-Action.

00:24:28Let's roll over there right now.

00:24:29I like that.

00:24:30J-Action.

00:24:31That's your new name.

00:24:32Yeah, that's right.

00:24:33Dougie's with it, boy.

00:24:35That's the Frederick Douglass right there, you old nigga.

00:24:38Um, can we help you, little boy?

00:24:40Come on, love.

00:24:41Little homie with us.

00:24:42Oh, I'm sorry, Langston.

00:24:44I ain't know.

00:24:45Hey, didn't we go to preschool together?

00:24:48Uh, me?

00:24:50No.

00:24:51Uh, see, I'm from Nigeria.

00:24:57Yeah, that's it.

00:24:59You peed on me in elementary school.

00:25:02What?

00:25:03What?

00:25:04What are y'all doing not participating in my catasthenics?

00:25:07Huh?

00:25:09Coachella, we tired of doing that fake ass electric slide.

00:25:12All right, man.

00:25:12The hater dance is loved by everybody.

00:25:14We don't like it.

00:25:15Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, baby Chris Rock face.

00:25:18Why you hate the hater dance, huh?

00:25:20You gotta like it.

00:25:22Okay.

00:25:24We about what's popping next, not now.

00:25:26Yeah, we about to give you a little taste what we gonna do tonight.

00:25:29Check it out.

00:25:30Who painted your back?

00:25:31Leo Negro Da Vinci?

00:25:33Watch this, little niggas.

00:25:34Hey, I'm so disrespectful.

00:25:38She fucking up.

00:25:39She fucking up.

00:25:40Got me dancing on the butt.

00:25:42She fucking up.

00:25:43She the baddest in the club.

00:25:45She fucking up.

00:25:46Got me dancing on the butt.

00:25:47She fucking up.

00:25:48So I tell them if you got ass, then shake that.

00:25:50You got ass, then shake that.

00:25:52If you got ass, then shake that.

00:25:53You got ass, then shake that.

00:25:54Then drop and bring it back.

00:25:57And if you bad, you can make it clap.

00:25:59Pull on my lap, snap.

00:26:01Bag turned around.

00:26:02No mama touching the ground.

00:26:03I can't run if it's a bra.

00:26:04Made it rain, the bitch drowned.

00:26:06Now she on my balls.

00:26:07Caught all the rebounds.

00:26:08Got me feeling like a hound.

00:26:10Sniffing for kitty, I found.

00:26:12Attracting all the women with them big old bullies.

00:26:14No time for no games and I'm supposed to be a rookie.

00:26:17Switching in them heels.

00:26:18Make a nigga wanna heal.

00:26:19I'm a dog staring at ass.

00:26:21Till my paws get a feel.

00:26:22Shout it.

00:26:23What's the dilly?

00:26:24These niggas can't get with me.

00:26:25With my twenties and them fifties.

00:26:26Yeah, sitting on them titties.

00:26:28Right.

00:26:28Take a back.

00:26:29And all these niggas looking like.

00:26:31Really?

00:26:31What?

00:26:32He getting to the money.

00:26:33It's funny.

00:26:33These older women is really attracted to me.

00:26:36Now I'm denying ratchets and steady stacking this money.

00:26:38She fucking up.

00:26:39She fucking up.

00:26:40Got me dancing on the butt.

00:26:42She fucking up.

00:26:43She the baddest in the club.

00:26:45She fucking up.

00:26:45Got me dancing on the butt.

00:26:47She fucking up.

00:26:48So I tell them if you got ass and shake that.

00:26:50You got ass then shake that.

00:26:52If you got ass then shake that.

00:26:53If you got ass then shake that.

00:26:53You got ass then shake that.

00:26:54You got ass then shake that.

00:26:55Bring me back.

00:27:02Yo, we killed that.

00:27:04We definitely gonna win the night.

00:27:06Bro, you already know sup.

00:27:07I know you saw how Jasmine was on me.

00:27:09That's gonna be my bust down tonight.

00:27:11Nigga, yeah right.

00:27:12You know her daddy a pastor.

00:27:14What?

00:27:15Are you doubting the powers of a ranger?

00:27:17My fault. I'll repent.

00:27:19Billion, check that out. That's confidence right there.

00:27:22Yeah, they still ain't gonna smash,

00:27:24but it needs to be confident.

00:27:26I don't know, bro.

00:27:27This old sweet girl thing

00:27:28seemed to be a little bit out of my league.

00:27:30I didn't get my name out.

00:27:32You blew it, y'all.

00:27:33Don't trip. There's another chance.

00:27:35No, you won't, little nigga.

00:27:45Hi, Mrs. Johnson.

00:27:48Hello, bitches.

00:27:51Hi, boys.

00:27:56Stop looking at my bitch!

00:28:01Students, it's 12, 13.

00:28:04Lunchtime, reduced lunchtime.

00:28:06No lunch, free lunchtime.

00:28:09No lunch.

00:28:12Hey, man, look at these little niggas.

00:28:13I need some moves.

00:28:14Move?

00:28:15Oh, man.

00:28:16Man, that's why the rangers are gay.

00:28:17What's up?

00:28:17Nigga, what the fuck you say?

00:28:19You heard what he said, fool.

00:28:21Y'all gay.

00:28:22Man, that's the best you could come up with.

00:28:24Yeah, yeah.

00:28:25Yeah?

00:28:26Cue these niggas off, yo.

00:28:27I don't little niggas faint.

00:28:36Uh.

00:28:38Yeah.

00:28:39Please.

00:28:40Uh.

00:28:40It's range of gay, man.

00:28:42Look at these suckas.

00:28:43We run this school.

00:28:44Y'all niggas don't want it.

00:28:45Hot.

00:28:46Like your mama coochie or something.

00:28:48That shit don't stop.

00:28:50Plunger.

00:28:50Dude, you ass stout.

00:28:52Plumber.

00:28:53I don't understand something.

00:28:54What?

00:28:55Why you dressed like a man but got breasts like a woman?

00:28:57For lunch?

00:28:58Eat a dick if you hungry.

00:29:00Could've been your pups but I got jipped by the monkey.

00:29:02Your mama pussy be your way.

00:29:04That shit is stankin'.

00:29:05Woo!

00:29:06How you put up with that stench?

00:29:07Even stink finger wouldn't get up in that bitch.

00:29:09Green pubic hairs like fuckin' on the Grinch.

00:29:12Met your mama freshman year.

00:29:13We've been fuckin' ever since.

00:29:14Uh.

00:29:15Nigga, ain't that about a bitch.

00:29:17Look at your gear.

00:29:18See to this or to rent.

00:29:19Your pants so tight I can see your pussy print.

00:29:21Count my toe Joe, let him know who you with.

00:29:24Bitch.

00:29:24Like Bernie Mac, I'm the king of this comedy.

00:29:26And the back of your neck look like grits.

00:29:28Hominy.

00:29:29Your braids so old they singin' Negro spirituals, homie.

00:29:31Oh.

00:29:32Nobody knows.

00:29:34Tell the truth the booty loose, huh?

00:29:35Honestly.

00:29:36Come out the closet.

00:29:37With your promise ring.

00:29:38You call this gay, we happy, nigga.

00:29:40But I just played your girl like an action figure.

00:29:43Matter of fact, I'm a passer, nigga.

00:29:45Yo, J-Extra.

00:29:46Go and blast these niggas.

00:29:50Uh.

00:29:52Yo.

00:29:55Listen.

00:29:56Man, I told y'all this kid wasn't ranging material.

00:29:59Uh.

00:30:03Uh, students.

00:30:05You think I'm playin'?

00:30:07I'm walkin' round here, I'm lookin' for ya.

00:30:08Get your little goat smellin' answers in your class.

00:30:11I'm out here workin', I'm lookin'.

00:30:13Don't make me sneak up on ya.

00:30:15Give it to me.

00:30:16Give it to me.

00:30:16Give me the funk.

00:30:19I smell pussy or pot.

00:30:23It's pot.

00:30:25Oh.

00:30:35Smoke weed every day.

00:30:38Everyone take out your poems and pass them to the front.

00:30:42I hope you students ain't frontin' on some bitch-ass shit

00:30:44and try and turn in some ol' Jay-Z lyrics.

00:30:46I got all his albums.

00:30:48I fucks with hoes.

00:31:00It was just my circumcision.

00:31:06Miss Moreno.

00:31:08Late again.

00:31:09Sorry, Miss Billingsley.

00:31:11You must think Billingsley is a punk bitch.

00:31:14Because you are treatin' me like a bitch,

00:31:16comin' up in my class all late and shit.

00:31:19Miss Billingsley, it's not even like that.

00:31:21And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh?

00:31:25Well, actually, I have something.

00:31:28Uh-huh.

00:31:29Um, and it works.

00:31:31Wow.

00:31:33I mean, I liked it.

00:31:35It's formatted correctly.

00:31:37Words are beautiful.

00:31:38You just forgot to put your name on it.

00:31:40So, you didn't think it was too long?

00:31:43Nah, you're perfect.

00:31:44It's perfect.

00:31:46Thanks.

00:31:49Oh.

00:31:50You decided to actually do some work.

00:31:53Well, I have got to hear this shit.

00:31:56Miss Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem.

00:32:00What?

00:32:00To the front of the class, Miss Moreno.

00:32:03Miss Billingsley, I...

00:32:04Don't talk back to a pimp.

00:32:06Respect my gangster.

00:32:21Miss Moreno at her sister.

00:32:25Miss

00:32:38dreams you are my star beauty gazing for what seems like an eternity too fearful for speaking

00:32:49too nervous for flirting my words escape me yet flourish from the page maybe it's not yet my

00:32:59season my love ferments with age I guess I must wait I confess I must say you are my star

00:33:10you are

00:33:11my star but I am just a glimmer in the galaxy of your existence but I go unnoticed from a

00:33:19distance

00:33:20burned by your heat I've yearned for so long for you without me is like a singer with no song

00:33:28yet still you are my star

00:33:37oh shit that motherfucker was hella dope

00:33:56school is over the school dances tonight no gang attire no lace front no thongs no c-systems

00:34:05oh my god see you tonight

00:34:12hey man where the hell is your clothes

00:34:14horse got the munchies

00:34:16a maiden smooth move back there in class my son

00:34:20now it's time to rope this filly

00:34:21damn it's your tongue

00:34:22yeah let's finish your car

00:34:23Jason Jason oh my god she gave me an A she even wrote your poem was the shit

00:34:35I wish I was as good a writer as you

00:34:37I mean you're talented I've seen you

00:34:41really I mean I got the vocals just not much of a songwriter

00:34:47maybe you should let me help you with that

00:34:51yeah that would be cool

00:34:54I guess I owe you now

00:34:56nah you don't owe me

00:34:58it's the least I could do after peeing on you in preschool

00:35:02I knew I wasn't crazy

00:35:03that was really stupid

00:35:04that was you

00:35:04shut up

00:35:06shit

00:35:07excuse me

00:35:08huh

00:35:09I said shut up all them haters

00:35:11and uh give me your number

00:35:14okay

00:35:24so you should give me a call sometime

00:35:27and maybe we could write a song together

00:35:30yeah I'd like that

00:35:34fuck you nigga that's how you do that

00:35:35oh and aren't you going to the lock-in tonight

00:35:37uh uh yeah uh-huh

00:35:39cool

00:35:40I'll see you there then

00:35:42yeah

00:35:45get you a nigga

00:35:46that's how you do it nigga

00:35:47that's how you do it

00:35:48hey I'm certain

00:35:49she give you the drawers yet

00:35:53oh man

00:35:54I'm working on it bro

00:35:56you finally got a little confidence

00:35:58yeah

00:35:59got a little bit of swag too

00:36:01the youngster got her number

00:36:02I can't believe it

00:36:03that's right

00:36:04you know he ain't gonna do nothing with it

00:36:05but get ink on his dick

00:36:06when he's jacking walls

00:36:10shit

00:36:11who raggedy ass shit is that

00:36:13you should bring your ass up boys

00:36:15nigga that's your mama

00:36:18aww hell no

00:36:21god damn this boy gonna make me get out of the goddamn car

00:36:24here you see what happened here

00:36:26she not all the way my mama

00:36:27she kind to my mama just a little bit

00:36:31shit

00:36:32get it cus

00:36:33that's you

00:36:33motherfucking shit

00:36:34you know that you cus

00:36:35I set on two cus

00:36:37nigga you lying

00:36:38actually she's a doctor

00:36:39I swear

00:36:40don't make me embarrass you out here in front of this school

00:36:42now come on

00:36:43if you let me go we gonna be in my crib

00:36:44alright I'm gonna hit yourself

00:36:45you ain't gonna hit shit

00:36:47who the fuck are they any damn way

00:36:49mama this is my friend

00:36:50ha you ain't got no fucking friends

00:36:51you don't know where you're never kidding

00:36:54cus

00:36:56hey hey hold on

00:36:57what's that

00:36:57hey man come on

00:36:58cus

00:36:59mama cus

00:37:00old lady cus

00:37:01you see me out here dancing

00:37:02crip walking and shit

00:37:03you're out here interrupting my swag lady

00:37:05yeah bitch you interrupting his swag hoe

00:37:07how about I interrupt your life

00:37:09oh shit shit they got red

00:37:10hold on bitch

00:37:11no no no no no

00:37:11hey hey look at me

00:37:13I'm not worried about the little squirt gun you got nigga

00:37:15I got pussy ass tougher than you

00:37:17yeah it's on top of your lip bitch

00:37:18motherfucker

00:37:19alright

00:37:36what's the thing to be the problem person

00:37:37you know no everything cool around here we straight

00:37:40I done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school you grown ass niggas

00:37:44you're trying to gang bang you need to bang a job

00:37:46I done told you about selling drugs around here

00:37:49come on okay ain't nobody into that

00:37:50we ain't into that life we just say no to that ain't that right my niggas

00:37:53skip say what

00:37:54I said we say no to drugs

00:37:55come again say what

00:37:57n-n-n-n-no

00:38:00Percy you think you slick

00:38:01I'm on your ass

00:38:02I'm on your ass like stink on shit

00:38:04I told you stop calling me Percy in front of my homies man

00:38:06OG little pretty thug

00:38:08you know what it is

00:38:10pretty thug

00:38:10a pretty thug

00:38:11you look like a pretty little chimpanzee

00:38:15not when I do this

00:38:18amazing

00:38:19you look like OG meerkat

00:38:22Meerkat?

00:38:22Yeah, you look like a little meerkat.

00:38:23All four of you is short.

00:38:25You understand?

00:38:26Y'all of you can do a flip under the bed.

00:38:30Nigga, are them the shoes with the wheels on the bottom of them?

00:38:33You up here at the school with some Heelys on?

00:38:36I'm crazy.

00:38:38Now, let this student in this beautiful supermodel...

00:38:42Thank you, baby.

00:38:43Come on through.

00:38:44Let's give it a hand.

00:38:45Let's see it.

00:38:47Don't leave Marone around here.

00:38:48Hit me again.

00:38:49Built like that goddamn cop.

00:38:52Call me when you wanna ride, too, motherfucker.

00:38:55Yes, Lord.

00:38:58This will take brings all the boys to the yard, bud.

00:39:01Trust and believe.

00:39:02I'll stick my face in her ass.

00:39:05That's how I got your daddy to knock me up.

00:39:09Knock me good enough.

00:39:11I want you to stay out of my woman's face.

00:39:12I don't want that, bitch.

00:39:14Yeah, get on out of here.

00:39:15Oh, what?

00:39:16Let's roll, let's roll.

00:39:17You sure?

00:39:18You sure?

00:39:18Upstart, bitch.

00:39:20Damn it.

00:39:20All of you better be in the car seat when you leave here.

00:39:23Easy, come.

00:39:24Easy, come.

00:39:25Easy, easy, come.

00:39:31Fucking piece of shit.

00:39:32Fuck this raggedy motherfucker.

00:39:34I don't give a fuck, bitch.

00:39:36Go around, bitch.

00:39:37Go around.

00:39:38I don't give a fuck.

00:39:40Fuck you looking at, motherfucker.

00:39:42Fuck.

00:39:44Now, going around with the LADD eyewitness ride along.

00:39:50So this is what we like to do all day.

00:39:52Survey the land and look for evildoers.

00:39:53And we like picking up bitches.

00:39:55What the fuck would you say that in the camera for?

00:39:57You don't like picking up bitches?

00:39:58I love picking up bitches.

00:40:00I can see the camera.

00:40:01Holy shit, rock the cock block.

00:40:04We got some serious rock in the cock block right here.

00:40:07We're in hot pursuit.

00:40:08They're pulling over.

00:40:10And we got ourselves a hot tamale right here.

00:40:12Oh, rock the cock block.

00:40:13This is what taxpayers pay for right here.

00:40:15And these boys are mine, baby.

00:40:18Rock the cock block.

00:40:21Rock the cock block.

00:40:22Rock taking the dinos down.

00:40:23Kissing him.

00:40:24This is what we're doing.

00:40:25Rush here.

00:40:25Hold it.

00:40:26I got you in the back.

00:40:27Turn the music down.

00:40:29Huh?

00:40:30Turn the music down.

00:40:33Turn the fucking music down.

00:40:35Hold on.

00:40:36I can't hear you.

00:40:36The music is too loud.

00:40:37Let me turn it down.

00:40:38How fast you were going?

00:40:41Um.

00:40:43Apparently not fast enough.

00:40:45Officer, since you caught him.

00:40:47Obviously these guys are on drugs.

00:40:49Okay?

00:40:49Do you have any paraphernalia in the car?

00:40:52Any weapons?

00:40:52No, sir.

00:40:54I mean, I'm a male officer.

00:40:57Penis?

00:40:58It's penis.

00:40:59It's French.

00:41:01Okay, penis.

00:41:02All we got is these brownies my grandmother made

00:41:04in this non-alcoholic grape drink to wash it down with.

00:41:08Really?

00:41:09Can I have some of that?

00:41:11Yeah, yeah.

00:41:11Where's the drink?

00:41:12What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:14What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:15This isn't a restaurant.

00:41:17I'm starving.

00:41:17I didn't have anything to eat today.

00:41:19But you can't eat shit from them.

00:41:21Your grandmother made these?

00:41:22Yes, sir.

00:41:23These are amazing.

00:41:23You tell her she needs her own show.

00:41:25This is ridiculous shit!

00:41:27Get out of the car!

00:41:28You have to be firm and authoritative so that these perps treat you with respect.

00:41:33Cop locked!

00:41:36Hot pursuit!

00:41:37Hot pursuit!

00:41:38Hot pursuit!

00:41:38Two black men in a wide world's voice going down Fairfax!

00:41:42Roger that, Officer Penis!

00:41:43It's D.N.S!

00:41:45It's D.N.S!

00:41:47It's D.N.S!

00:41:48It's D.N.S!

00:41:48The heavy hitter T.J. Bellyfell with the only person.

00:41:51Hey!

00:41:52Hey!

00:41:53Hey!

00:41:54Yeah!

00:41:55Yeah!

00:41:56Yeah!

00:41:58Yeah!

00:41:59Four Luckycoms because you waited on 800 or six.

00:42:00And then, tonight, we're broadcasting in not Manafaxer school

00:42:03with the new boys.

00:42:05It's all about unity and everything.

00:42:06Yeah, man.

00:42:07I don't have to make you read the correction.

00:42:09You can make us some money, man.

00:42:10Whatever, home.

00:42:12I can feel it burn.

00:42:14If it works.

00:42:15Do you feel like Bruce Lee?

00:42:15We'd better start rehearsing

00:42:17if we're gonna win the talent show tonight.

00:42:19I got some cool moves!

00:42:21Hey, pretty bitches!

00:42:23I know you didn't just disrespect us and call us bitches.

00:42:26What are you talking about disrespect?

00:42:27Ain't nobody disrespect you.

00:42:29I said pretty bitches.

00:42:30Disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches.

00:42:32It's a compliment, bitch.

00:42:34Them bitches don't know.

00:42:35Aye, he does have a point.

00:42:38Damn, he's kind of cute in a little chocolate smurf type of way.

00:42:41It's me, baby. You see?

00:42:44You guys can't be serious.

00:42:46Do you hear your friends?

00:42:48Come on, you guys. Let's go inside.

00:42:50This bitch over here acting like a C-U-N-T-A-Wanna.

00:42:53Hey, why don't you stop cock-blocking you little Mexican bitch?

00:42:55You see she over here trying to get it?

00:42:57Let your girl get it.

00:42:57We're over here fucking up games thinking, bitch.

00:43:00Mexican bitch.

00:43:01What the hell? You know that little bitch.

00:43:03Oh, shit. Let's go. Let's go.

00:43:07We are funny. We are...

00:43:10What's that you call my sister?

00:43:14The fuck? The fuck you all rolling up on four cars?

00:43:17You must don't know. He can't know.

00:43:19Huh? He can't know.

00:43:20I said stop cock-blocking you little Mexican bitch.

00:43:23Fuck, boy.

00:43:23That's why I said, cuz.

00:43:24This nigga got me fucked up, cuz.

00:43:26Man, show him what you do.

00:43:27Aw, shit.

00:43:28It's back here.

00:43:29Back there.

00:43:29There you go.

00:43:30OG little pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:32I'm about to put this nigga in the box.

00:43:33Don't do it. Calm down.

00:43:34You know how you get it.

00:43:35Six feet under, nigga. You hear me?

00:43:37Federal service.

00:43:38It's seven now.

00:43:39It's seven feet.

00:43:39Nigga, I'm talking face on the brochure.

00:43:41Boy.

00:43:42Lights out, hear me?

00:43:43Clamp on, clamp on.

00:43:44Okay.

00:43:45You got me fucked up, cuz.

00:43:47Come back.

00:43:47You got me fucked up, cuz.

00:43:49Come back. Come back.

00:43:49Come back.

00:43:50Pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:50You understand?

00:43:51You don't know ass somebody.

00:43:52Don't fuck around and get shot by a pretty nigga, nigga.

00:43:55What the fuck is he talking about?

00:43:56What the fuck is he talking about?

00:43:57I said, OG little pretty thug.

00:43:58Come again, say what?

00:43:59I'm telling him.

00:44:01Oh, shit.

00:44:02This nigga real shit.

00:44:03This nigga real shit.

00:44:05Oh, shit.

00:44:06This motherfucker's strong.

00:44:07Fucking thug.

00:44:08Look, I killed you, bitch.

00:44:09Jesus Christ.

00:44:10What the fuck?

00:44:12Hey, man.

00:44:12Get the grenade on this nigga, man.

00:44:14Give us a light.

00:44:15Grenade this nigga, man.

00:44:17Bray to him.

00:44:18Bray to him.

00:44:19Bray to him.

00:44:20Bray to him.

00:44:21Put him down.

00:44:21You don't deserve it.

00:44:22Hey, get this cholo, nigga.

00:44:24Hey, man.

00:44:25I do pretty for this shit.

00:44:27I'm gonna get you pretty.

00:44:34Goddamn.

00:44:35Get it through you.

00:44:37Oh, shit.

00:44:38Oh, shit.

00:44:39Stick the fuck up.

00:44:41Hey, man.

00:44:41Shoot where you go.

00:44:43Hey, man.

00:44:44I feel that shit, man.

00:44:45Enough.

00:44:46Enough.

00:44:47Give me nice.

00:44:49Time's out here.

00:44:50Shit.

00:44:50I always wanted to do that, eh?

00:44:53Hey, man.

00:44:54Grab my gun.

00:44:55You was all right?

00:44:57Grab my gun.

00:44:58You was all right?

00:44:59Hey, get my gun.

00:45:00I can't understand you.

00:45:01Oh, shit.

00:45:03Now, you can't shoot a nigga with Jesus on his face.

00:45:04Now, come on.

00:45:05In the name of our life, don't do it.

00:45:06Fall back, Hulk.

00:45:07Fall back.

00:45:08Okay.

00:45:17What's that you said about my sister?

00:45:20A little about mine, cuz.

00:45:27No bullets?

00:45:30This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun.

00:45:33What a man, man.

00:45:35That's like your life.

00:45:36You can play it.

00:45:36No, no, no.

00:45:39Jeez, that's a new voice.

00:45:41This is not the new elbow.

00:45:42This is not the issue.

00:45:43Fuck that shit.

00:45:44That's not my own nigga.

00:45:45Y'all got me fucked up.

00:45:47I'm not getting out.

00:45:48I'll tell you how they want to throw it.

00:45:49These nids got me fucked up.

00:45:51Y'all got me fucked up.

00:45:52All the way up.

00:45:53Hey!

00:45:54You took it like a real Jetto.

00:45:56You took it like a real Jetto.

00:45:56Rattle me, you niggas, man.

00:46:01Oh, shit.

00:46:01We met at the World Star?

00:46:03Hey, that shit crazy.

00:46:04Hey, nigga.

00:46:05I killed them niggas off.

00:46:06Hey, you did, though.

00:46:07Good shit.

00:46:07Hey, y'all.

00:46:09Look who's mom finally let him out the house.

00:46:11Man, y'all wack.

00:46:13You hating because my mama care.

00:46:14Jetto-ass mama, she care about gunplay.

00:46:17For real.

00:46:18See your little cameo on World Star?

00:46:20Check it out.

00:46:21She got a million views.

00:46:22Is it tight?

00:46:23Yeah.

00:46:28Loser.

00:46:29Langston, can I use your phone to call Nastassia?

00:46:31Why didn't you call her at your crib?

00:46:33Well, we don't have a house phone.

00:46:35All we got is my mom's pager.

00:46:37Besides, I need more support from my guys, you know?

00:46:40So I'm mad nervous, y'all.

00:46:42For sure.

00:46:44Call her.

00:46:45And I'm gonna call George Kush and light up this blunt.

00:46:48They're coming in at number one.

00:46:51You know what?

00:46:52I can't believe they beat my record.

00:46:54You know, I hold the record for most videos,

00:46:56retired on one of the six, the most...

00:46:58Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

00:46:58But I never done it.

00:46:59And this one is smashing it.

00:47:00How many days has it been over?

00:47:02178 days and go.

00:47:03Hey, nigga.

00:47:04Hey, nigga.

00:47:05Hey, nigga.

00:47:06I think it's just...

00:47:07Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase.

00:47:10Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, Chase, nigga, please.

00:47:14Pinche gordo.

00:47:17Shit.

00:47:19Hello?

00:47:20Yo, it's Jason.

00:47:22Who the hell is Jason?

00:47:25What do you want with my daughter?

00:47:27Um...

00:47:28Hey, sir.

00:47:29It's Jason.

00:47:30And I want to speak with Anastasia, sir.

00:47:32Man, you didn't answer my question.

00:47:33Who are you?

00:47:34And what the fuck do you want with my daughter?

00:47:36Um...

00:47:37Uh, me and Anastasia are assmates.

00:47:39I mean...

00:47:39I mean classmates.

00:47:40And we share a room.

00:47:41Class...

00:47:42We share a classroom.

00:47:43And I help her with her homework.

00:47:45And I wanted to know if she needed more help...

00:47:47Help...

00:47:47If she needed me to help her with her homework.

00:47:49Because I helped her with her homework.

00:47:50Hold on.

00:47:51Anastasia!

00:47:53I'm coming.

00:48:01Hello?

00:48:03Hey, Anastasia.

00:48:06Jason?

00:48:08Yeah.

00:48:09I thought this was your cell phone.

00:48:12I lost my cell phone.

00:48:14This is my home phone.

00:48:15What's up?

00:48:17Uh, nothing.

00:48:19What's up with you?

00:48:21Tell her to put the phone up to her coochie!

00:48:26Excuse me?

00:48:27Uh...

00:48:28Nothing at all.

00:48:29Nothing.

00:48:31Um...

00:48:32Um...

00:48:32I guess I'll see you later on.

00:48:34At the lock-in.

00:48:35Later on.

00:48:37I guess so.

00:48:48Emcee handle.

00:48:50Fuck Jay-Z.

00:48:57Straight crash and burn.

00:48:59Thought I was shook when her dad got on the phone.

00:49:01It was downhill from there.

00:49:02She probably think you a big-ass dork right about now.

00:49:05Told you about the Mexican daddies, man.

00:49:07You niggas in my casa, fool.

00:49:09Confidence, bro.

00:49:11That's all it is.

00:49:11Stop being so fuckin' nervous.

00:49:13Yeah, virgin.

00:49:21Who was that on the phone?

00:49:23Nobody.

00:49:24It was just a friend from school.

00:49:25He was helping me with homework.

00:49:27Oh, yeah?

00:49:27He was helping you out.

00:49:28And your little friend from school, is he, uh...

00:49:31a negrito?

00:49:32What does it matter?

00:49:34Orale, Kim Kardashian.

00:49:35Now you're dating black guys?

00:49:37Papa!

00:49:38Papa!

00:49:39Don't papa me.

00:49:40Okay, I know how suave black guys are.

00:49:43They talk to you with that mac daddy lingo,

00:49:46holding their giant penises.

00:49:48Alright?

00:49:49And I could tell by this kid's voice over the phone,

00:49:51it was all deep.

00:49:52He's got a giant palo.

00:49:54No, he doesn't.

00:49:56What?

00:49:56What did you say?

00:49:58Nothing.

00:49:59Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina, which means...

00:50:03Which means what?

00:50:04Which means you're fertile as hell.

00:50:07Then I don't want some little black nappy-headed baby

00:50:09with a big penis running around this house,

00:50:12touching all my shit,

00:50:13and leaving him for me to raise.

00:50:14I can't believe we're talking about this right now.

00:50:17I'm a virgin.

00:50:18I didn't run off like you and mom

00:50:19and get pregnant when I was 16.

00:50:23Alright, well, you know, at least I stuck around

00:50:25to take care of my children.

00:50:27Those black guys come around with the cool talk,

00:50:29and they get you in bed,

00:50:30and when you get pregnant,

00:50:32they turn into magicians.

00:50:34Magicians?

00:50:35Yeah, magicians.

00:50:36Like the author we saw at the casino,

00:50:37David Coppertone.

00:50:38Yeah, Coppertone.

00:50:39He was good.

00:50:39Yeah, it was funny.

00:50:40The rabbits?

00:50:41Yeah, they were cute.

00:50:42They disappear.

00:50:44I don't want you to become a statistic, alright?

00:50:46I'm telling you,

00:50:47because I want you to take care of yourself.

00:50:49I care about you, mija.

00:50:50Papa, don't worry about me.

00:50:52Worry about your sons.

00:50:53Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail.

00:50:56Mmm!

00:50:58Or this one.

00:50:59The 18-year-old who still wears slippers

00:51:01because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes.

00:51:05Mm-hmm.

00:51:06Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.

00:51:08I just think the concept of laces is stupid.

00:51:11I have to agree with Flaco on that one.

00:51:14Who asked you to talk?

00:51:15And so why are you always here?

00:51:17Yeah.

00:51:18Why are you always here?

00:51:20What do you mean?

00:51:21I'm family.

00:51:22How are you family, fool?

00:51:23Yeah.

00:51:24How are you family, fool?

00:51:28I'm second cousin to his third cousin's cuñado,

00:51:31El Machete,

00:51:31who married Consuela,

00:51:33who was married to Paolo before

00:51:34and then escaped to the U.S.

00:51:35After that, El Machete took care of me.

00:51:37And then he disappeared.

00:51:39So I don't know what to do,

00:51:40so I just came here.

00:51:41And that's all I have to say about that.

00:51:45And you want me to be with somebody like this?

00:51:48My gosh, my boy.

00:51:50Shit.

00:51:51She might have a point.

00:51:52We ought to try to fuck you.

00:51:53We ought to try to fuck you.

00:51:57All right, now listen up.

00:51:59After we search y'all,

00:52:01we're going to lock y'all asses in.

00:52:02We're going to give away at the talent contest,

00:52:04and we're making some stars tonight.

00:52:06You know how we do.

00:52:07Y'all ready?

00:52:08It's all about unity in the community, y'all.

00:52:11Monavista, let's give.

00:52:13We got the Rejects in the house.

00:52:16Two different J's,

00:52:17two different women.

00:52:18This, this, this, bang.

00:52:20Rejects, Gilly.

00:52:21I'm not a family guy.

00:52:22I got a lot of women.

00:52:23Brand new dance.

00:52:24That's what we got.

00:52:48Oh snap, the Rangers in the house.

00:52:51They're the favorites to win the contest tonight, y'all.

00:52:54I got a lot of women.

00:52:55The crease better man.

00:52:56I got the city green, but I'm not.

00:52:58And the guy.

00:52:59Got a lot of women.

00:53:00The crease better man.

00:53:01Hey, Ranger boys.

00:53:02Better behave yourself tonight.

00:53:06I'm going to behave on that ass tonight.

00:53:08Hey, damn.

00:53:09Justin got kicked.

00:53:11Hey, wait.

00:53:12I ain't going to lie.

00:53:13She is nice looking.

00:53:14Come on, man.

00:53:15What you really supposed to be worried about is Anastasia nice?

00:53:21Nigga, this ain't the Disney channel.

00:53:22You better go handle that.

00:53:24She practically throwing the pussy at you fuck, boy.

00:53:27All you got to do is catch it.

00:53:29I don't really know what to do now.

00:53:31I know what this little nigga needs.

00:53:33Seven minutes to heaven.

00:53:38Hey!

00:53:39Everybody got their name in the hat.

00:53:41For sure.

00:53:43Y'all know how this go down.

00:53:45Seven minutes of heaven.

00:53:47I picked two names out this cat.

00:53:49Y'all go into this closet right here for seven minutes.

00:53:52First two names are...

00:53:56Julian and Big Booty Becky.

00:53:59Let's get it.

00:54:01You a nasty hoe.

00:54:04Seven minutes.

00:54:06So what's up, Becky?

00:54:09Absolutely nothing.

00:54:11For seven minutes.

00:54:13Come on.

00:54:13Don't be like that.

00:54:21Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?

00:54:23It's like a dominatrix has your balls and a vice grip.

00:54:26This is what super cops do!

00:54:29Right, Largney?

00:54:31What the fuck are you doing?

00:54:32I've had three of these things.

00:54:35The best.

00:54:36You laugh when you look at goat's ass.

00:54:41Pay attention, fucker!

00:54:42Pay attention, fucker!

00:54:51I think you're beautiful.

00:54:52What?

00:54:53I think you're beautiful.

00:54:56You're beautiful.

00:54:58Get your hands off my tip, man!

00:55:00I'm driving!

00:55:01I like you!

00:55:06So we're not gonna do nothing, Becky?

00:55:08Would you even be interested if I didn't have this big old booty on me?

00:55:11What?

00:55:12What kind of question is that?

00:55:14That's what I thought.

00:55:15All you like me for is my booty.

00:55:17But it's such a nice booty.

00:55:22Plus, you got a cute smile and a dimple that only comes out when you laugh.

00:55:28See, I'm a nice guy.

00:55:32Shit, that's all I need.

00:55:34You know, tell me twice.

00:55:37Daddy, about to get it on.

00:55:41I love the white chocolate.

00:55:43I normally don't date white people.

00:55:45What y'all doing out in this hallway?

00:55:46Get to the dance!

00:55:47The question is, sir, what are you doing out here?

00:55:50Well, I'm the principal.

00:55:52What are you doing?

00:55:53Do you got the ETA on the new boys?

00:55:58Nah, nah, but we know about Ms. Johnson's TNA.

00:56:01You better watch them out.

00:56:03Sit up there and talk about you know something about Ms. Johnson's DNA.

00:56:06Hey, yo, what the hell is going on out there?

00:56:08Uh, Principal Rogers.

00:56:11As soon as I hear about the new boys, I'll come look for you, bro.

00:56:15Yeah, you do that.

00:56:17Snitching ass nigga.

00:56:18You know a snitch don't like a snitch.

00:56:19You take it easy. Get to the dance, nigga.

00:56:23Will do, sir.

00:56:31Hey, y'all giving up for the supersizer, y'all!

00:56:36All right, man.

00:56:37Hey, y'all back up.

00:56:41Song for the 80s.

00:56:46Do the shit.

00:56:48Do the shit!

00:56:56The next two names are Jason and Anastasia.

00:57:02Come on, shit!

00:57:03Up!

00:57:03Okay.

00:57:05I guess y'all not feeling the supersizer.

00:57:07Fuck y'all!

00:57:08The new boys are on their way.

00:57:10You still got the talent contest coming up.

00:57:12Sweet girls, the rangers, jerk-out kids.

00:57:15This is what he's trying to win.

00:57:16Two thousand...

00:57:17Seven minutes.

00:57:26Ever done this before?

00:57:28Nope.

00:57:29Me either.

00:57:31Kinda awkward, huh?

00:57:33Yeah.

00:57:34Very.

00:57:37Fuckin' in the mission night.

00:57:41Power 106!

00:57:43It's now broadcasted live from Monta Vista High School.

00:57:46It's all about unity in the community.

00:57:48And we're waitin' on the new boys.

00:57:49Where y'all at, man?

00:57:51Hey, nigga.

00:57:52Nigga, wake the fuck up.

00:57:53What the fuck you doing?

00:57:54Man, fuck these niggas, man.

00:57:56Hurry up so we can back these seniors.

00:57:57Lock in.

00:57:58I'll fall off today.

00:58:00I'm still still in my nigga.

00:58:01I'll be talking.

00:58:05What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:07Get your ass out of my face!

00:58:09Fuck this is a baby's butt!

00:58:11Are you fucking crazy?

00:58:14Normally we have these missions more intact,

00:58:17but it seems that my partner has taken some kind of controlled substance.

00:58:20I'm R. Kelly, bitch.

00:58:24What the fuck are you doing?!

00:58:26Are you nuts?!

00:58:28Peaches!

00:58:29Bitch, bring your ass out the house!

00:58:31With my goddamn money!

00:58:33I'll blow every window in that raggedy fucking condo out!

00:58:36What the fuck are you doing, man?!

00:58:38What am I doing?!

00:58:40Bring your ass out of your...

00:58:41I will kill you!

00:58:52So, um, there's like no chance that I could...

00:58:54You're not getting my panties.

00:58:56What?!

00:58:57I know all about it.

00:58:59Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine, who told me, all about your mission.

00:59:04Kinda stupid, huh?

00:59:05Yeah.

00:59:07And I can't go out like that.

00:59:10I understand.

00:59:11And honestly, I respect you more for it.

00:59:15Thanks.

00:59:17You're sweet.

00:59:18Doing good, cowboy.

00:59:21Thanks, man.

00:59:22Thanks for what?

00:59:24Uh, nothing?

00:59:26You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you?

00:59:28Me?

00:59:29Nah.

00:59:33It's okay.

00:59:34I used to do the same thing.

00:59:36Ever since my mom died when I was really young, I had this toy unicorn that I would always

00:59:40talk to.

00:59:41It was my best friend.

00:59:44Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know.

00:59:45I bet not as much as cowboys.

00:59:48Well, unicorns don't exist, so...

00:59:52You hit Bigfoot!

00:59:54What the fuck did you make me do?!

00:59:56I didn't hit Bigfoot!

00:59:57Who gives a fuck?

00:59:58Look at the car!

01:00:01Fuck!

01:00:01We gonna help her?

01:00:02I'm gonna come in through this vehicle!

01:00:04I gotta get those guys!

01:00:06I'm sorry, Bigfoot.

01:00:07I'm sorry.

01:00:07The fucking door doesn't work anymore.

01:00:08I'm so sorry.

01:00:09Follow me.

01:00:09Follow me, you fucking idiot.

01:00:12Hey, yo, ladies!

01:00:13Make some noise for four cows!

01:00:32Hold up.

01:00:33Uh-huh.

01:00:34Hold up.

01:00:35Uh-huh.

01:00:38Not so fast, are they?

01:00:41Wow.

01:00:42Looks like everyone is hooking up.

01:00:44Wanna dance?

01:00:47Sure.

01:00:49This is my song.

01:01:02It's like you want to see you dance.

01:01:04I think I'm in love with you.

01:01:06I'm in love with you.

01:01:07I'm in love with you.

01:01:07The bodies of a girl, it's almost true.

01:01:10Sometimes you got to love your damn self!

01:01:12Yeah!

01:01:14Baby, I just wanna rock me through.

01:01:17Ah!

01:01:18Hey, you here!

01:01:19Yeah, you are here!

01:01:20Get to the dance!

01:01:21What's up, Rogers?

01:01:22Punks?

01:01:23Get your hands off my bitch!

01:01:24Get to the dance!

01:01:25Get your hands off me, boy!

01:01:27Get to the dance!

01:01:28Good girl, hi.

01:01:30Jesus on the main line.

01:01:32Tell them what you want.

01:01:33Oh, yeah, Lord.

01:01:34Thank you, Jesus.

01:01:35Thank you, Lord.

01:01:36Y'all ready, homie?

01:01:37You ready, cuz?

01:01:38Kick, kick, kick, kick!

01:01:40What about you?

01:01:41Is you ready?

01:01:42Mm-hmm.

01:01:43They whooped your ass, man.

01:01:45They wouldn't have did that to me, though.

01:01:46I'll tell you that right now.

01:01:47You know how I get it.

01:01:48Man, fuck that shit, man.

01:01:49You ready to ride out of what, nigga?

01:01:51Excuse me, say what?

01:01:52Man, you heard me?

01:01:53Come and get us to what?

01:01:54Man, why ain't time a nigga say something to you, cuz?

01:01:56You act like you can't hear me.

01:01:57Fuck wrong with you.

01:01:58You in death from all them shots, nigga?

01:02:00No, nigga.

01:02:00It was my mama pussy.

01:02:01Mm.

01:02:02If I hadn't told you yet,

01:02:03my mama had an outbreak on her pussy lip,

01:02:05cuz she got herpes, right?

01:02:07Mm.

01:02:07When she had me, the herpes hit my ear,

01:02:10fucked me all up and whatnot.

01:02:11What?

01:02:11Mm!

01:02:12But we in good standards.

01:02:13Bitch.

01:02:14Bitch nasty.

01:02:15Excuse me, say what?

01:02:17Mm, nasty bitch.

01:02:18Come again, say what?

01:02:19Mm!

01:02:19I know that's right.

01:02:21We got the new boys in the house!

01:02:24Still still a fence, nigga.

01:02:26I'm a brown fly nigga for shock.

01:02:28Can I put your eyes on my dick?

01:02:31I'm a pose of the shit.

01:02:33I can't not freak my shit.

01:02:34Freak my shit.

01:02:36Freak my shit.

01:02:37Bitch freak my shit.

01:02:38Freak my shit.

01:02:39Freak my shit.

01:02:41Freak my shit.

01:02:42Bitch freak my shit.

01:02:43Shit.

01:03:03Man, how long do I have to wait for him to beat down?

01:03:08I told you, Junior said midnight, eh?

01:03:10Shit, I'm bored, eh?

01:03:15It's not fair.

01:03:16What's not fair?

01:03:18Anastasia and her friends and everybody are partying and dancing the night away,

01:03:22but we're just here, sitting and waiting.

01:03:27Shit, I wanna dance.

01:03:32Man, fuck that dance, man. Dance.

01:03:38Hey, hit it, whispers.

01:03:41Yeah.

01:03:54Yeah, you thought it was a bomb? That one, though.

01:03:58What's all I gotta say about that?

01:04:06Oh, yeah. I ripped my pants and I don't care.

01:04:09Man, we still got the pants that we're talking about.

01:04:12What's up?

01:04:15If anybody out there can use an extra $2,000, you better be hot tonight, alright?

01:04:20So let's give it up right now for our first contestant.

01:04:23Make some noise for this sweet girl!

01:04:26Whee!

01:04:28Huller, holler, holler baby.

01:04:30Show me that you really want me.

01:04:33Cause I need to hear it.

01:04:35Go ahead and push up on me.

01:04:38I can tell you really want, really want me.

01:04:43You're kissing your touch

01:04:45Feels so damn good

01:04:48Getting under my skin

01:04:50I try to fight it but I can't win

01:04:53This is all your fault

01:04:55Boy, I love the way you touch

01:04:57Baby, you touch me in the best way

01:05:01I think I love you

01:05:04What can I say?

01:05:06You caught me by surprise

01:05:08Show me in disguise

01:05:11Straight into your arms

01:05:13And I love it

01:05:15Yeah, baby, baby, I love the way you touch me

01:05:20Touched me

01:05:23Touched me

01:05:25Touched me

01:05:26Touch me, tease me, I'm trying to make it easy

01:05:30You're singing to my tune like your name, Lil' Weezy

01:05:32500 degrees, morning is a breezy

01:05:35Hot but the flow of snowman, cheesy

01:05:37And I wanna be real with you

01:05:39Oh, baby, did I just hold you down?

01:05:43I'm trying to settle down

01:05:44There ain't enough, I'll be a deal now

01:05:47To the top of the world with your soul for miles

01:05:49Baby, let them haters hate, I'ma hold you down

01:05:52Even though I didn't roll up on your side of town

01:05:54I'ma throw up your sack when we ride in

01:05:56Baby, you touch me in the best way

01:06:00Alright

01:06:01Yo, you seen this, my nigga?

01:06:03I mean, you love you

01:06:04You want me on the face

01:06:05You caught me by surprise

01:06:08You shot me out the sky

01:06:10Straight into your arms

01:06:13And I love it

01:06:14Yeah, baby, baby, I love the way you touch me

01:06:18Touched me

01:06:20Touched me

01:06:23Touched me

01:06:24Touched me

01:06:30Ah, look at that!

01:06:33Tastes like candy!

01:06:57Hey, man, your mama like it.

01:06:59Shut up.

01:07:00Yeah, the hell is R-G-O-K-Y anyway.

01:07:02Ranger Gang will kill yourself.

01:07:05Give it up for the rangers.

01:07:11Come on.

01:07:12100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more.

01:07:16I need a tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:07:18I got it.

01:07:20I got it, man.

01:07:21100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more.

01:07:26I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:07:31I said it's six in the morning, and she tipping on my dick.

01:07:33Tipping on my dick, tipping on my dick.

01:07:36Make me scream rangers when I'm hitting that shit.

01:07:38No radches, can't fit up in my whip.

01:07:40And I got a bad bitch, but she fun to get evicted.

01:07:43Gave me a lap gas, now I'm addicted.

01:07:45Standing at attention, that's what my dick did.

01:07:48Counting all this money high, mama, come and get this.

01:07:50100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more.

01:07:55I need a tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:07:57I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:00100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more.

01:08:04I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:09Hey, nigga.

01:08:09Quarky first, rest, tube and press, ready to party.

01:08:12White boys in my pocket, holes fillin' on my body.

01:08:14Get rich, don't you rock, O.J., and Bacardi.

01:08:16Rounds, stupid paper, my wallet is retarded.

01:08:19I get money, money I got, well, I need a tip.

01:08:22Then make that booty pop, make, make, make booty pop.

01:08:25Baby, don't stop.

01:08:26I want a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:29100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more.

01:08:33I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:35I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:38100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, more.

01:08:43I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:46Come on.

01:08:47What the hell is you doing, man?

01:08:48Get up, man, come on.

01:08:49Shit, man.

01:08:51Shit.

01:08:52We in the middle of a party.

01:08:53I don't know I'm good, thank you.

01:08:54I got Brownie on my record.

01:08:57Damn, did this just ruin the Rangers' chance to win the contest?

01:09:01Did it ruin my chance for Anastasia?

01:09:06Come on, buckaroo.

01:09:09You got this.

01:09:11Perry Puff man's right.

01:09:13I can do this.

01:09:17Yo, listen.

01:09:19I can do this.

01:09:24What do I got to lose?

01:09:26Listen, they call me J-Extra.

01:09:28Yeah, boy, I'm next up.

01:09:30Pippin' and flippin' and rippin' and yeah,

01:09:31tippin' and tippin' and scale.

01:09:32So I used to be scared, but now I got a man up.

01:09:34Do like my mama told me, boy, you better tear it up.

01:09:37Smoke like the Perry Puff man, now they had enough.

01:09:39It's so tough, so tough, so rough, so tough, tough.

01:09:42But I just fell in love with Anastasia.

01:09:44Yeah, do your thing, girl.

01:09:45I like how you drop it, huh?

01:09:51I did it!

01:09:55That's so tough.

01:10:00Yeah.

01:10:09Go J-Extra!

01:10:11That's so tough.

01:10:13Yeah, she's not too tough.

01:10:15Hey, man.

01:10:16Where's that?

01:10:16Bro, I honestly couldn't even tell you, it just like came to me.

01:10:20Yo, yo, you see this right here, right?

01:10:21I'm gonna need that.

01:10:22You know what I'm saying?

01:10:23Somebody is about to walk away with $2,000.

01:10:26You know what I'm saying?

01:10:27DJ Felly Fowl, Pye 106, Unity in the community.

01:10:31It's been a great night, and to announce your winner right now,

01:10:34y'all give it up for the new boys!

01:10:46Yo, this was a dope-ass night of performances.

01:10:50Hell yeah.

01:10:51Some of y'all did y'all thing tonight, man.

01:10:53Some of y'all were complete failures.

01:10:56Fucking booty.

01:10:58But yo, man, on the real though, it could only be one winner.

01:11:02And this group crushed it.

01:11:04Killed it.

01:11:05Murdered it.

01:11:06Woo!

01:11:07So give it up for tonight's winner.

01:11:09The motherfucking...

01:11:11Weeper!

01:11:12Woo!

01:11:14Woo!

01:11:14Hi!

01:11:15Oh, Lord!

01:11:18Oh, my goodness.

01:11:19Tell me that shit did not just happen, bro.

01:11:20Yo.

01:11:21I needed that two grand.

01:11:22How we lose?

01:11:23The Weeper's got these higgas trippin', bro.

01:11:26Yo, look at how high they are.

01:11:27I don't even know who the fuck they picking right now.

01:11:30Exciting!

01:11:31Oh, shit.

01:11:33Today it's 12 o'clock.

01:11:34Time for me to go face the music, you feel me?

01:11:36Wait, wait, wait, hold up.

01:11:38What's 12 o'clock?

01:11:38Yo!

01:11:39That's the end of the town, Joey.

01:11:40Oh, man.

01:11:41What you got to send to now?

01:11:48Today I know you wouldn't get into it.

01:11:50The S.A.U.

01:11:51Shit.

01:11:52Yo, Junior.

01:11:53I tried to get your money by midnight.

01:11:55I need some more time.

01:11:56You can do whatever you want to me.

01:11:58But please don't hurt my family.

01:12:03I ain't got insurance, Junior.

01:12:09Junior says...

01:12:10Time's up.

01:12:11Man, the date ain't going nowhere.

01:12:14You're gonna have to kill us all.

01:12:21Cool.

01:12:22Nah, fuck that.

01:12:23It's cool, bro.

01:12:24It's time for me to have him just dip on myself like a man.

01:12:27So, what's up?

01:12:28Yes, sir.

01:12:29Junior!

01:12:30Flacco!

01:12:31No!

01:12:32Anastasia, what are you doing here?

01:12:33Get out of here.

01:12:34Go!

01:12:35Anastasia, go back to the gym.

01:12:36We're good.

01:12:37I promise.

01:12:43Don't talk to my sister like that.

01:12:44Is it?

01:12:45Stop it!

01:12:47I'm gonna be gonna blast them Mexicans tonight for what they think of you, OG.

01:12:51Hey, fuck that nigga, Junior, come!

01:12:53Eat that on the street!

01:12:55What?

01:12:57Nigga, what?

01:12:58Go, Junior, come!

01:13:00Well, we finna make some Mexican cunt salad, bro.

01:13:02How near a salad, nigga?

01:13:03I know it's right.

01:13:20How's the time, my son?

01:13:22This is your hero moment.

01:13:33How's the time, my son?

01:13:50I'm fine.

01:13:53Are you okay?

01:13:55Oh my god, Jason, you're hurt.

01:14:09Everybody freeze!

01:14:11What the hell's going on here?

01:14:13Yeah!

01:14:14Stand back!

01:14:14We got this!

01:14:15Everybody freeze!

01:14:17Yeah, we got this.

01:14:18We got this under control.

01:14:20Great, great freaking police work!

01:14:23And...

01:14:23All right, here we go.

01:14:25Can I just talk to him for one second?

01:14:27You've got one minute that we need to get him to the hospital to get sewn up.

01:14:31Look, I'm sorry all this happened.

01:14:34This whole money thing with Day Day and your brother got way out of hand, and then...

01:14:39Slay him.

01:14:40Slay him!

01:14:46Day Day.

01:14:48I appreciate your little homie saving my sister.

01:14:53You're still a junior at $2,000.

01:15:01This ain't over.

01:15:06What are you doing?

01:15:07That's your prize money.

01:15:11Jason told me to give this to you.

01:15:14And he got the draws too.

01:15:17I'll take that.

01:15:19I will take that.

01:15:23Hey, Jay.

01:15:24I appreciate the way you came through, bro.

01:15:26That was some true Rangers fashion.

01:15:28Look, I told you, man.

01:15:30We family.

01:15:30So, y'all my friends.

01:15:32Straight up, bro.

01:15:33You my friend.

01:15:34I'm an official Ranger member.

01:15:36Yes, sir.

01:15:37Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find the confidence and get the girl in my dreams.

01:15:41Stop.

01:15:42What's up?

01:15:44And now, I'm going to go to the hospital with my boyfriend.

01:15:48Boyfriend?

01:15:49I ain't gonna like that.

01:15:50Oh, yeah?

01:15:51Well, he's just gonna have to deal with it.

01:15:53And so are you.

01:15:55Uh-oh.

01:16:02We're gonna keep your ass in our prayers.

01:16:05Man, I wish I would've got shot.

01:16:08What is you talking about?

01:16:09Do you know how much ass I would get on Monday if I got shot?

01:16:12Wow.

01:16:13God, man.

01:16:18You see?

01:16:18That's how it really went down.

01:16:20Fairytale and his do really happen.

01:16:22Even in the hood.

01:16:23Now all I need is a painless circumcision and I'll be straight.

01:16:32Who shot my baby?

01:16:34Who shot my baby?

01:16:36How are you bitches fucking scattered?

01:16:39Everybody can get some of this land today.

01:16:41Fucking Kardashians, cheerleader bitches, you fucking rangers.

01:16:45I'll fuck you and I'll kill you motherfuckers.

01:16:47God damn it.

01:16:48Everybody, you fucking writers, you raggy ass producers.

01:17:01And you bitches.

01:17:03You better not be bootlegging my shit.

01:17:05You better not bootleg this shit.

01:17:06I'll come out there and I'll get you.

01:17:08It's like in the Freddy Krueger movies.

01:17:10I'll be back and get you in the sequel.

01:17:12Motherfuckers.

01:17:12Do you do something?

01:17:13Jared Miami, I'm not a kid.

01:17:30You're not a kid.

01:17:33You're not a kid.

01:17:35You're not a kid.

01:17:37I'm a man.

01:17:38You're not a kid.

01:17:39You're not a kid.

01:17:40You're not a kid.

01:17:42You think any of us, you're one of us.

01:17:59Look at all these haters, why they hate me Cause I'm fuckin' bitches, ain't makin' cheese

01:18:06Could be fuckin' cheese, ain't makin' bitches But I'm just sayin' cheese

01:18:11Like we takein' pictures

01:18:13Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, n***a please

01:18:19Move out my way, motherfucker Move out my way, motherfucker

01:18:26To the left, to the left, to the left, to the right, to the right, to the right, to the

01:18:33front, to the back, to the side, to the side, to the side, to the left, to the left, to

01:18:42the left, to the right, to the right, to the front, to the back, to the side, to the side,

01:18:52to the side, to the side, to the side, to the left, to the left, to the right, to the

01:18:53right, to the front, to the back, to the back, to the side, to the side, to the side, to

01:18:53the side, to the side, to the side, to the left, to the left, to the right, to the right,

01:18:56to the right, to the right, to the right, to the front, to the back, to the back, to the

01:18:56back, to the side, to the side, to the side, to the side, to the side, to the side, to

01:18:56the side, to the side, to the side

01:18:56that don't even talk

01:18:57Fuck the Dougie motherfucker

01:18:59Fuck the Cripwalk

01:19:00Fuck the stanky leg

01:19:02Fuck the cat daddy

01:19:04Fuck the Macarena

01:19:06And fuck MC Hammer

01:19:07Fuck Jay-Z

01:19:09Fuck 50 Cent

01:19:11Fuck the President

01:19:12Barack fucking Obama

01:19:14Wait nigga did you just say fuck the President?

01:19:17Yeah I said that

01:19:18Fuck that nigga nigga

01:19:20Fuck that

01:19:21To the lid

01:19:23Y'all make a hate it too

01:19:26To the right

01:19:27Y'all make a hate it

01:19:28To the front

01:19:28Now to the back

01:19:30Y'all make a hate it

01:19:31Side to side

01:19:32Now side to side

01:19:33Y'all make a hate it

01:19:35To the lid

01:19:36To the lid

01:19:37Y'all make a hate it

01:19:38To the right

01:19:39To the side

01:19:40To the right

01:19:40Y'all make a hate it

01:19:41To the front

01:19:42Now to the back

01:19:44Y'all make a hate it

01:19:45Side to side

01:19:46Now side to side

01:19:47Now side to side

01:19:48Now side to side

01:19:49Ayy

01:19:50Ayy what the fuck going on with the beat y'all?

01:19:53Ayy nigga

01:19:54Fuck, this shit speed, man, this shit, nigga

01:19:57I can't dance to this shit, nigga

01:20:00Oh shit, nigga

01:20:04Oh shit, I can't catch my breath

01:20:07Oh shit, nigga, I hate this shit, nigga

01:20:09What the fuck, y'all moving on, fam?

01:20:12Take a break, nigga

01:20:17Oh shit, the balls

01:20:19Call the balls, nigga

01:20:22Fuck that shit, nigga

01:20:24Don't hang

01:20:25Fuck that, nigga, I'm tired of this bitch, nigga

01:20:30This shit I don't like, nigga

01:20:32Fuck my shit

01:20:34Oh shit

01:20:37Oh, nigga

01:20:40Oh, nigga

01:20:42Oh shit

01:20:47Nigga, I'm sweating all around my second belly, nigga

01:20:57Can this be in movies?

01:20:58Like, is this gonna be in movies?

01:21:00Cause I can act

01:21:01Where are we starting?

01:21:03From the top again, right?

01:21:04What up, pretty bitches?

01:21:08I got pussy here on top of the news

01:21:11I fucked up on this

01:21:14Fuckers

01:21:14I'd like to fuck you, Chris Paul

01:21:18And if you look in the mirror

01:21:19And if you look in the mirror

01:21:19You're gonna think you look like the little nigga on the Lords of the Rings

01:21:24Give me those rings, Chrissy

01:21:27Get ready tonight, baby

01:21:29Cause I'm gonna stick this rat tail in your ass

01:21:32And I like a woman that's built like a mattress

01:21:35I'm gonna lay on you later

01:21:37I will

01:21:38I'm gonna stick my face in your ass

01:21:40With an antibiotic in my mouth

01:21:43Y'all better not move

01:21:45Y'all better not move

01:21:46Dude with no shirt on with hard nipples

01:21:48And y'all be touching him

01:21:51It's gonna snap him for your ass

01:21:52You ain't got, bitch

01:21:55That a bitch look good, though

01:21:57Yeah, nigga, you got her

01:21:58She look good?

01:22:00Eww

01:22:03Jim, I'm gonna kiss before you go

01:22:13Where's that?

01:22:14Where's that?

01:22:15I'm walking around and I'm getting it

01:22:16Where's that?

01:22:17I'm walking around and I'm getting it

01:22:19She's walking, let's go!

01:22:29Hey, girl, what's up?

01:22:30Maybe hotter than it's summer

01:22:32Something like one of leather

01:22:33T-shirt contest

01:22:34The winner is getting wet

01:22:35What's that, nigga?

01:22:36I don't ever miss

01:22:37First train, nigga

01:22:38I don't ever see the bitch

01:22:40They focused on the switch

01:22:41Hey!

01:22:42Oh!

01:22:43I hate that, dude

01:22:44Woo!

01:22:58You know what?

01:22:59While I interrupt your...

01:23:00Oh!

01:23:01You ready?

01:23:02Wait, wait, wait, wait

01:23:03I forgot my line

01:23:04Sir, just help me

01:23:05I only got one spate to...

01:23:07Sir, I got...

01:23:07You gonna break the whole jail down

01:23:09With your strong tongue

01:23:10I got delicate anchors

01:23:12Muerto

01:23:14Muerto

01:23:15Muerto

01:23:15Who...

01:23:16Who you asking?

01:23:17Oh, they're homies

01:23:18Oh, they're homies

01:23:19Yeah

01:23:19Clap on, clap on, nigga

01:23:21You dead, bitch

01:23:22You want it?

01:23:25Don't move

01:23:25I got it, don't move

01:23:26Don't move

01:23:26You ready?

01:23:28Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga

01:23:29Hold up, man

01:23:29Hold up, hold up

01:23:31OG little pretty thug

01:23:32He's gonna say what?

01:23:33Nigga, I'm saying my name

01:23:34OG little pretty thug

01:23:39Lights out, nigga

01:23:40Okay

01:23:40You hear me?

01:23:41Lights out for you, nigga

01:23:42Yo

01:23:43Oh, shit

01:23:46That shit's gotta be answered

01:23:48Yeah, I'm gonna fuck, my bad

01:23:49I'm sorry, was that my lie or his line?

01:23:51What? I messed up

01:23:52Oh, am I supposed to say my line?

01:23:53Hmm, yeah

01:23:54Shit, lights?

01:23:55Wait, what is it?

01:23:56Sorry

01:23:58So, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight

01:24:00For the lockout?

01:24:02You heard, right?

01:24:06So, I hear you need one more teacher for the volunteer tonight?

01:24:10Uh-huh

01:24:11So, I hear you need a teacher tonight

01:24:13Volunteer for the line-up?

01:24:15I'm sweating

01:24:16One more volunteer teacher for the lockout

01:24:18One more volunteer teacher for the lockout

01:24:19One more volunteer teacher for the lockout

01:24:19You can keep doing it a hundred times

01:24:21I'm sweating

01:24:23I'm sweating

01:24:23Fuck what they talking about

01:24:25Yeah, keep fucking up

01:24:27Is that cut?

01:24:28Is that cut?

01:24:29Is that cut?

01:24:29Dammit

01:24:32Function

01:24:33Function

01:24:34This joint right here

01:24:36Is only for the sexy people

01:24:39So all you fine motherfuckers

01:24:42Get out there and dance

01:24:45Dance, I said

01:24:46I don't care if you black, white, Asian

01:24:50Even my Spanish people like

01:24:53Damn

01:24:53It's sexy tonight

01:24:55Yeah

01:24:55So you turned up

01:24:57All the way

01:24:58Then fuck what them haters say

01:25:24We've got some sexy ass friends

01:25:28With some sexy ass money

01:25:30We've got some sexy ass money

01:25:30Throwin' sexy-ass 20s, been in sexy-ass 100s

01:25:34Got a sexy-ass smile, with some sexy-ass features

01:25:38Got some sexy-ass pupils, and some sexy-ass teachers

01:25:42We some sexy-ass freak, with some sexy-ass toes

01:25:45If you got some sexy-ass ass, then throw them sexy-ass balls

01:25:49Need your sexy, sexy ass off them sexy-ass clothes

01:25:53And tell the DJ spin it, boo, and play the sexy-ass song

01:26:02Thank you

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