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00:24We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:28He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:35Homelander, amen.
00:39But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:54Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:57It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:59Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:04They spew and vomit.
01:05They're eating babies.
01:06They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:10Lord have mercy.
01:15We cast those demons out of this house.
01:17We fight hellfire with holy fire.
01:21We fight with the ballot box.
01:23We fight with the ammo box.
01:26Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:30You are not here to be blessed.
01:32You are here to do war.
01:34Amen.
01:36Amen.
01:37Amen.
01:38Amen.
01:40Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:42I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:45Then I need you to praise him.
01:47Praise him.
01:49Praise him.
01:49Praise him for victory.
01:50Praise him.
01:52Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him for our superheroes.
01:55Praise him.
01:59Stand up.
02:00Stand up in the name of Jesus.
02:03This is mine.
02:08Amen.
02:09Amen.
02:10Amen.
02:22Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
02:25A charming little burg.
02:26Best known for a staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
02:34Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:39Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
02:59You're still working on the virus.
03:01Not working.
03:02Sorted.
03:04Thanks to this diamond, Keezer.
03:12I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:18Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:21When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood, poor sods didn't stand a chance.
03:29Samir?
03:30Hi, I'm Huey.
03:31I was friends with Vicky.
03:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:38Are you an idiot?
03:38You cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:40And kept me in prison.
03:41So did you.
03:41You shot me with a virus.
03:42Your leg regrew.
03:43All right, all right.
03:44Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid our ship so we could crack on with a godly
03:49work of revenge.
03:50Ed, good news.
03:53Samir's done it.
03:54As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:58Or so we reckon.
04:00We just need a little dry run.
04:02This thing kills just Homelander?
04:05Or every soup?
04:06Dunno.
04:07But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
04:09Jesus fucking Christ.
04:11Would it affect humans?
04:12Well, you know, we gotta test it.
04:14We're close to Cleveland.
04:16You wish to test it on rock hard, no?
04:18I am glad you're back, mate.
04:20Rock hard?
04:21A member of Teenage Geeks.
04:24Rock hard is a living mountain.
04:26Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
04:28Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:32Oh, he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot comet burst out of his mouth.
04:39Which makes rock hard a perfect lab rat.
04:42Indestructible, or nearly.
04:43Almost as strong as Homelander.
04:45And no one gives a fuck about him.
04:47So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
04:52Lemon fucking squeezy.
04:56So, let's get cracking.
04:58We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
05:03With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
05:06local superheroes can now apprehend starlighters before they commit any more violence.
05:15Here you go.
05:17Where'd you get these from?
05:18Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
05:24So, how are we gonna do it?
05:26Do what?
05:26Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:27We kill him.
05:28No, we're not gonna kill him.
05:29Alright, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
05:33I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
05:35Have we forgotten how fuck Butcher is?
05:37He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:39Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:43I said we take the virus, and we run.
05:45We'll kill him.
05:46Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:51That's a good price in any war.
05:55Look, kid, it's a shit decision, alright?
05:57We're not denying that.
05:58But, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
06:01We don't have a motherfucking choice.
06:02Yes, there is a choice, and no, it's not yours to make.
06:04You're not the one who's going to die, right?
06:09Why do you always give in to them?
06:13Kimiko, please, wait!
06:29Hey, so, it's been a tough year.
06:32No, no, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:36Why do you bring it up?
06:38Just your whole vibe.
06:40Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair's different.
06:43Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:45It's just, uh...
06:51Annie, whatever you have to do, I get it.
06:56It's okay.
06:58We can...
06:59We can figure this out.
07:02We can...
07:03Talk?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Mm-hmm.
07:08Or...
07:09counterpoint.
07:11Not talk.
07:12I mean...
07:15Yeah, that's a...
07:16That's a pretty good knowing point.
07:19Mm-hmm.
07:24Mm-hmm.
07:25Mm-hmm.
07:28Mm-hmm.
07:29Mm-hmm.
07:32You stood there.
07:33Oh, girl, listen.
07:35Shoot off.
07:35Slicing to my own lender.
07:37Shot here, here, here.
07:38It hurt every time, but the virus?
07:40That was the only time I wanted to die.
07:42The pain...
07:46And you're okay with it!
07:48No!
07:51On my life, I'm not.
07:53But this is happening.
07:55With or without us.
07:57So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
08:02So I can protect you.
08:06I spent every day of the last year
08:10dreaming about you.
08:15You're the dreamer.
08:19You're the procedures.
08:23I'm not here.
08:26You think that I would let anything
08:31take you away from me again?
08:36I don't fight you.
08:39This is incroyable.
08:42Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
08:56Close off now!
09:08My vagina is tingly and damp.
09:11Don't ask me
09:12What you know is true
09:15Don't have to tell me
09:18I love your precious heart
09:21I...
09:24I was standing
09:27You were there
09:30And they will never tear us apart
09:38I told you
09:41That we could fly
09:45But some of us
09:47Don't know why
09:52I was standing
09:58And they will never tear us apart
10:03And they could never help me to tear us apart
10:24Come to this
10:26I don't know
10:27You left me no choice
10:29I know my leadership style can be
10:32Stern
10:33But
10:34It's for your own good
10:38I like to think of myself as
10:40The big brother
10:43That you never had
10:50You remember that girlfriend
10:52You had
10:53Oh
10:58Popfang
10:59Betrayed us both
11:00To William Butcher
11:02No less
11:02Huge mess
11:03Your fault
11:03What did I do?
11:07I gave you a chance
11:09To make things right
11:10I reached out my hand
11:14And you bit it
11:16What did I ever do
11:18To deserve that?
11:20What
11:20Was I too nurturing?
11:23Too forgiving?
11:24Well maybe
11:24But damn it
11:25You weren't like the others
11:28Snakes
11:30Backstabbers
11:30I could count on you man
11:32I did count on you
11:33I loved you
11:37But here we are
11:39Why does this keep happening to me?
11:47I guess the strongest men are the most alone
11:51You wouldn't understand
11:56Nobody does
12:27You wouldn't understand
12:28You wouldn't understand
12:31You wouldn't understand
12:31You wouldn't understand
12:32You wouldn't understand
12:32You wouldn't understand
12:32You wouldn't understand
12:32You wouldn't understand
12:32You wouldn't understand
12:43firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows and we're doing a
12:50mortality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being sponsored
12:55you know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit 50 grand
13:00dog wankers
13:05guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are going to hear frenchie how much
13:09longer teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute they go out they go in rockhart hasn't
13:14posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess crow countess of the crows
13:20brings down a protein shake to the basement i bet my bottom anal beads is down there
13:29is everything okay all good
13:39oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nipping twatting
13:46i'll bring you back here keep the engine running
13:58are you ready
14:26internet's down cams too
14:27um yeah we have a problem
14:33put on the man he really let himself go
14:41the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
14:49my god asshole must weigh thirty thousand pounds
14:52my dick weighs more bitch
14:56well right now wait we can move him
14:58even with the three of us so what now
15:18you what the fuck no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you you're safe
15:24okay you're gonna deep freeze again oh jesus christ for how long almost two years in a
15:31cia black site i just found out this morning
15:35you found out this morning yeah but that just happens to be in your room
15:43did you fuck me what is this some kind of incest thing no then what the fuck is this look
15:49i
15:51i want you know i want you know i want you know i want you to find william butcher
16:19find him yourself
16:21okay okay all right listen to me i'm no ass felch and commie you got that
16:28i know i know and listen i am bought now me so the public they're gonna believe that you are
16:36whatever i tell them you are i can resurrect you i can give you back what you lost i can
16:43even make you number two in the seven number two
16:47or how about i finished the job and blessed you to kingdom fuck
16:54hey you could try who knows you might even fry the v right out of my blood
17:02or you might not but i'm betting that you hate william butcher more than you than you hate me after
17:12all i'm not the one that betrayed you am i
17:15i tried to kill you i tried to kill you but did i turn my back how do i know
17:19you won't return the favor
17:22but uh
17:31you find william butcher for me
17:35all is forgiven
17:45looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
17:47improve your sleep
17:49strengthen your immune system
17:52nourish your soul
17:54the ancient taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
17:58life force from leaving the body
18:00and invited prana
18:02solar energy in
18:04don't ignore your anal wellness
18:06introducing the new deep brand
18:08sigma solarium bivot
18:10five bros
18:11four bros
18:13okay we need to abort
18:14your mom should have
18:16aborted you
18:19fuck it who tested here
18:21what test
18:23mr jean cutave the virus is contagious as samir says
18:26c'est fini
18:27the game is over
18:28no butcher's right
18:30rockhart has seen us so
18:32we can't leave
18:32virus
18:34what virus
18:35look i didn't break you lot out of the pain to flap about
18:38now all we gotta do is seal the ventilation
18:40every exit point tighter than a boy scout's arsehole
18:44a jamboree
18:49maybe
18:54yo
18:56is that motherfucker holding his breath
18:59his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
19:01and he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours like a blue whale
19:05he won't breathe
19:06how do we get the virus in him
19:08whoa
19:09he ain't our first whale is he
19:11you lot sort this
19:12i'll fetch the virus
19:13can make it out you with me
19:21oh you two leave it out would you
19:23fucking work in here
19:27hey
19:28coming with you
19:30what for
19:31i don't trust you
19:34yeah
19:36suit yourself
19:41we've so far identified the location of 10 000 active starlight sympathizers
19:46coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
19:50where's more
19:51he just disappears every afternoon
19:53won't say where he's going won't say
19:54he's a method
19:56miser and technique
19:59is that a jew thing
20:00we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up but you can invoke the insurrection act
20:05if we need to deploy the military mr president
20:07good idea what qualifies someone as an active starlighter that's going to be anyone who posts pro
20:13starlight or anti-homelander content honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for
20:18us we've got what 52 000 data points on every user we truly live in an age of wonder
20:25but we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
20:29love it it's just that after we've paid for vault's military contracts all those corporate tax breaks
20:35and for the existing freedom camps treasury's running a little dry people get twitchy at rounding
20:41up their neighbors but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes the president is thinking how
20:46insane this is right now he'll back you you can do it speak up and a lot of these sympathizers
20:52are vought customers will their arrest seat into your bottom line no we'll just start selling ads
20:59on vought plus wow amazing ashley you're a real che gavada well all righty then let me ask the most
21:05important question do i got immunity
21:19for fuck's sake soldier boy is the president vice president of the united states of america
21:25they work for me everyone soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven once he is located
21:32william butcher and annie january what wait what sir no sir i i can do this i can bring them
21:38in well like
21:38you did with a train we're going in a new direction deep competence oh and steve soldier boy's gonna
21:45need a full pardon well sir he uh he was guilty of you know treason
21:54considered dumb sir terrific and you know what i'm sure the man's dying for a drink uh steve can you
21:59make him make him a manhattan manhattan thanks steve of course can i get you a glass of milk sir
22:09no
22:12steven i'll also have a manhattan
22:16god damn this wicked soups tea bagged the president since me
22:39okay what's next
22:45what is it
23:00what
23:03almost got you
23:05fuckers ha ha oh no at least that explains how he's grown from bashing his bishop gross
23:27that's what i'm talking about oh god
23:35fucking unsanitary
24:06next step will be to apply my faith foundation from my mortality collab velvet ember it doesn't
24:13fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans
24:18we talked about this i don't have a choice they make me do this
24:25today i'm going to be going for a dark hero look so we're going to be using black noir's noir
24:29black
24:58liquid eyeliner because it is the
25:00it's a metaphor for life no it's a metaphor for my balls
25:10what is the matter a starlighter cell in st louis was raided so
25:16they're all gone just like the one in portland and sacramento and boise and
25:22i guess we can add a train to that list right you didn't kill them they chose to fight
25:31yeah because they thought that i was going to save them
25:34i told them that we were going to make it out
25:38fucking easy for me to say i'm bulletproof
25:43if you don't beat you any of this no no because he'll say it wasn't my fault so i can't
25:52so this is why you do not care if the virus kills you
25:57i led them to a shallow grave
26:02so i just get a fucking white micket fence
26:06and cherry pie no i can't live like that if i follow them it's the only thing that makes sense
26:19i am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
26:26and yes it's easier to wallow on your guilt
26:33what the fucking shit you get up every day and you keep going
26:38anything else is an insult to the dead
26:44great let go get your chopped old man hands off of me
26:48guess who didn't make it to patrol today
26:49oh jeez
26:50starlight
26:51oh my god
26:53you guys are terrorists
26:56what do we do with her
26:59same as rock hard
27:02we don't have a choice
27:07all right
27:08come on
27:09no what
27:10let me go
27:16baby power
27:29pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
27:33all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
27:37turbo rush
27:38the drink of heroes
27:39only 15 calories
27:42cut
27:43that was a good take
27:44no please this is a mistake i am not sorry
27:48only 15 calories
27:50yeah
27:50now with acai
27:53oh
27:53and makaroos
27:55no cory go back inside please
27:58no
27:58you stay back
28:00if you ruin my shot it's on site bitch
28:03okay let's go again
28:04and fix your tits they're lopsided
28:08all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
28:11turbo rush
28:13now with acai
28:14and makaroos
28:16that's fucking perfect
28:17okay great
28:18okay have fun at camp
28:19no
28:20no
28:25all over
28:27not a chance
28:28we have to help them
28:28help them and every soup
28:30within 500 miles
28:31will be up their arse
28:32within the hour
28:32we stayed a course
28:34mine's on the fucking job
28:35fuck the job
28:39here we go
28:41down
29:04homelander
29:09homelander
29:15homelander
29:15sage
29:16i was just
29:17um
29:19what can i do
29:19for you
29:21well that was quite a surprise
29:23today
29:23are you sure waking him
29:25was the right call
29:26yes
29:26did you tell soldier boy
29:28about the virus
29:29no
29:29i did not
29:30of course not
29:33what am i going to say
29:34uh
29:35yeah
29:36hey
29:36i really want you to do this job for me
29:38but
29:38careful
29:39because there's a soup killing virus out there
29:42and you may die screaming
29:43sure you would have jumped at that
29:45oh
29:46you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities young lady
29:52well besides
29:53if
29:53there is a virus out there
29:55the better you take the risk than us right
29:57ah
29:58that's tactical
29:59exactly
30:00because for a moment i was afraid
30:02you'd only woken him because he was your dad
30:07so when he gets infected and he dies
30:09you don't know that's gonna happen
30:10when it does
30:11you won't go to pieces
30:12because it was tactical
30:13right
30:14mm-hmm
30:16right
30:16it's
30:16____
30:19____
30:20____
30:22____
30:24____
30:24____
30:49Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
30:54Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
30:56Alright, alright.
30:57Less talking.
30:58We'll give it.
31:00I'll take it.
31:07So how fragile is this?
31:09Very.
31:11Very fragile.
31:12If it broke on the way?
31:13It could kill every superhero on Earth.
31:16There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
31:22Huh.
31:24Well.
31:26Best not drop it, eh?
31:31Thank you so much.
31:40Breathe in the door.
31:51Did you get him to breathe yet?
31:53What?
31:54Did you get him to breathe yet?
31:57I'm too late, though.
31:59Le Conan is infarious.
32:00Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon.
32:02Merda, we're doing everything we can, huh?
32:14You know, you were wrong earlier.
32:16We're not terrorists.
32:17Oh, God.
32:18When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and Sheila is gonna
32:23take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
32:25Look.
32:26You being here was not part of the plan, alright?
32:29It's just a shitty situation.
32:31Yeah.
32:31The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
32:38We don't wanna be here any longer than we have to be.
32:41All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
32:48Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
32:51I got a teenage daughter.
32:53That shit right there bounces right off me.
32:56Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
32:59What's it called?
32:59A murder?
33:01Oh, let me guess.
33:04Sheila and H. Crows.
33:06Damn.
33:08Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
33:11Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:13Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
33:16They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
33:19It's ridiculous.
33:20Oh.
33:23Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
33:25Rozak.
33:26Welbutrin.
33:27Lexapro.
33:29Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
33:31Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
33:34All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got,
33:36and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
33:38Why are you risking your life for them?
33:45Please.
33:47Please don't kill me.
33:48I just want to go home.
33:51I miss my mom.
33:52And my dad.
33:55Please.
33:59Please.
34:08Please.
34:13Please.
34:14You're smart, you.
34:15I know you're a little glad Atrian's dead.
34:21No.
34:22I'm not glad he's dead.
34:23Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
34:26And he died a hero.
34:27A real hero.
34:29And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
34:32Listen.
34:33I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
34:35You've earned your seat at the table, son.
34:38I'll give it to you straight.
34:40You gotta knock this wet cap and pussy shite on your head, mate.
34:44Ain't doing no one no favors.
34:46Especially your girl.
34:47I mean, that's why she's giving her call.
34:49Don't talk to me about Annie.
34:50You don't know what's going on with her.
34:51Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
34:53And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket, this and the hard bollocks,
35:00is just gonna get her killed.
35:03Is there any part of you left that's still human?
35:09You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
35:13But I won't let you do it.
35:17Love it.
35:31I hate the vial!
35:34It's good.
35:38Wait, is that?
35:43Well, well, well.
35:45He's dead, right?
35:46He's supposed to be dead?
35:48Supposed to be.
35:50Mallory put on my nice for a bit.
35:55You're telling us this now?
35:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
36:00In what fucking way?
36:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
36:04Who better than Armanda's old man?
36:09New plan.
36:12Oi!
36:13Ain't she supposed to be a giant arse thuda?
36:15Aren't you supposed to be smart?
36:17Running a truck under the name Don T be a cunt?
36:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
36:22Well, oldie but a goodie.
36:28No, mate.
36:29Just you.
36:30And me.
36:39I guess it's true.
36:41You one of us now.
36:43Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
36:45Then fuck it, beat him.
36:47Being super is not gonna save you.
36:48That don't stop us helping each other.
36:50Armland has doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
36:54He needs doing more than ever.
36:55You still fancy a seat on the 7th buncher?
36:57Fuck you!
36:58We had a deal.
36:59I held up my end of the bargain.
37:01And you sold me out.
37:03Put me back in a fucking box.
37:05And for what?
37:06Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
37:08A kid is your grandson.
37:10Well, was it worth it?
37:11You feeling good about that call right about now?
37:13Where is that fucking brat?
37:15Armland is the one fucking you over, mate.
37:17Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
37:23Bullshit.
37:24God's honest.
37:25The things this virus can do...
37:29Fuckin' die, Bonaco.
37:31Why'd you think he sent you here?
37:33Instead of coming himself, hmm?
37:35You're a sacrificial cunt.
37:37Again.
37:39I guess we'll see.
37:40You don't get it, do you?
37:43Me?
37:44Homelander?
37:45Your old crew?
37:47Everyone fucks you over.
37:49Do you wanna know why?
37:52Cause you are a dumb fucking twat.
38:02What the fuck was that?
38:12Hey!
38:13You two fucktards of local soups?
38:15Holy shit.
38:16Soldier boy?
38:18What?
38:18You're a dead socialist.
38:22The fuck?
38:23This was being stupid.
38:24Now shut your cumbucket and listen.
38:26A Jap and a fairy took off east.
38:28Find them and kill them.
38:29Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses and time together like shoelaces.
38:34Move!
38:35The fuck?
38:39The fuck?
38:43Fucking figures.
38:49Hey man, get ready.
38:50We're coming in.
38:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:51Slow down, kid.
38:54Soldier boy.
38:56He's alive?
38:58Fuck that.
38:59Just how long do we have?
39:00Just...
39:00Huey!
39:01Huey!
39:04We gotta move.
39:06A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
39:08Oh, shit.
39:19Oh, shit.
39:26Oh, shit.
39:27Oh, shit.
39:29Oh, shit.
39:33Oh, shit.
39:35Oh, shit.
39:36Oh, shit.
39:37Oh, shit.
39:37Oh, shit.
39:37Oh, shit.
39:37Go!
40:15Go!
40:18Go!
40:18I got a drop for dookie!
40:20Get it?
40:21What's you?
40:22Go!
40:24You're the dookie!
40:26Go!
40:29Go!
40:35Go!
40:36Go!
40:36Go!
40:37Go!
40:37Go!
40:37Go!
40:37Go!
40:46I got you.
40:49I know.
41:02Oh my God, are you okay?
41:03Is the virus?
41:05It's good.
41:08Oi!
41:09Prince!
41:10Oh shit.
41:11Move!
41:13Go!
41:19You with me.
41:31Huey Cable.
41:33How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
41:36All your jokes are about dudes blowing tits.
41:39You're kind of obsessed.
41:43Is this the virus he was going on about?
41:45The so-called soup killer?
41:47Huh?
41:47Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
41:50What?
41:57No virus, bitch.
41:58I will shoot.
42:00Hot.
42:01Come in.
42:02Your face.
42:03Not, not right now.
42:12What the?
42:36No.
42:38No.
42:40No.
42:40No.
43:02Oh
43:11Oh
43:44Well, I did very fuck I wish I would have seen that no you don't
43:53Come on let's leg it no no no no no no until we are certain I have not been infected
43:59with this plague
44:11Oh
44:35May I have a word wait out there
44:41What are you doing? I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt there is extra if you want to join it.
44:45No, thank you
44:46Crunch wrap supreme cheesy gordita crunch. No cantina crispy chicken taco. I don't want any taco fucking bell. Okay
44:51Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan clearly the right call. He's not in the
44:57building. Thank
44:58Fucking god. What the fuck?
45:01Why are we doing this doing what if posting weird shit were a crime? I'd be serving two life sentences
45:06homelander sets the agenda
45:07I just execute. That's bullshit. You're the smartest person on the planet. There is no way you don't have an
45:13angle here
45:13My angle
45:15My angle is that I could have warren buffett on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he needs a
45:21deed replacement
45:21All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word is
45:27Miser than I expected ashley. She's smart. She's gotta listen to reason
45:32Look, I've been there
45:35Literally where you're sitting
45:37But that chair isn't a pedestal. It's a chopping block
45:41And I can help you
45:42But you gotta talk to me
45:48Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again. You know you can't
45:51You can implore the back of your skull
46:00Wow, you're unbelievable ashley. That was the most pathetic display of a backbone i've ever seen
46:05They're arresting innocent people, but sure let sage suck down her garbage chalupa. I need a minute
46:18From back here I see a spine
46:19Fucking use it. Do I get laser eyes? No, I get a psychic fucking tumor. This is junior year all
46:25over again
46:25Do you remember when you let danny trackenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because he had jamiroquai tickets?
46:30And then he took miriam apple bomb going along won't get you what you want going along is why we're
46:36still alive
46:37You should have left with a train when he asked you to at least he had a shred of decency
46:41That's why he's dead first. They came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not
46:45a communist
46:46I don't need martin neumuller right now. You used to love his poetry and birkenstocks and throwing clay
46:51You used to want to do some good in the world. What happened? I tried. I tried
46:57But there's nothing I can do half of washington thinks homelanders batch it the cia the pentagon
47:03They will follow you if you lead them. I'm not a leader. I'm vice president. You can still do some
47:09good ashley
47:09We can still do some good. Just shut up
47:12Or i'm gonna float on my back in the tub again. You want that?
47:16You're better than this. You were better than this
47:19No
47:22How so we're clear you're absolutely sure triple check the results none of you are carriers humans are immune
47:40No
47:41God damn
47:44I've only seen shit like this one of the time
47:48It was on you outside of that truck stop whorehouse on our 23
47:52Soldier come down. I'm gonna go
47:55We fucking did it all time
48:02Okay
48:10Let's run away
48:15There are over 50 uninhabited island in the pacific
48:19We just need to find one so remote nobody will ever find us
48:25You were right
48:28This virus there is no contain in it no stuff in it
48:32I do not know how to protect you from it except
48:36To take you as far away from here as possible
48:55You did not see its carnage
48:57It's too dangerous
48:58It's dangerous for everyone how innocent people are being wound up
49:02No
49:05Don't ask me to watch you die
49:07I think this is how we make amends
49:11For the lives we've taken i think we have to
49:14Get up every day and keep going
49:22Wait
49:28Is this all
49:44You're allowed to freak out you know
49:47This virus
49:49Is fucking brutal
49:51I don't know
49:52For a rock hard i'd say it's an improvement
49:57I haven't exactly had a magical year either
50:00Neither of us is fine
50:03And we shouldn't be
50:05And if you don't want to talk about it
50:07You don't have to
50:08Keep my face
50:09But i'm not letting you die
50:14I'm gonna keep fighting
50:18And if you can't then i'm just gonna fight for both of us
50:24But just don't turn into fucking butcher okay
50:42Why not?
50:44I'm late
50:59All right, Sarah.
51:03Time for your meds.
51:13He's a good boy, eh?
51:28Whoa, hey, be careful, sir.
51:30It's a viral contagion.
51:32I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
51:35I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.
51:37Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
51:39You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
51:42I told him to report back.
51:44I told him not to go in alone.
51:45Why would he do that?
51:47It's more like Soldier Boy.
51:49Am I right?
51:50Leave.
51:51Well, I just, um, couldn't be here, sir.
51:53This should have been you.
51:55All right.
51:56I'm sorry.
51:57Leave.
51:58Leave.
52:03I was swimming.
52:05I was swimming.
52:28Not you, too.
52:31Not you.
52:40I was swimming.
52:43I was swimming.
52:46I was swimming.
52:47I was swimming.
52:48I was swimming.
52:51I was swimming.
52:52I was swimming.
52:52I was swimming.
52:54I was swimming.
52:55I was swimming.
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