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00:00:25Breaking news.

00:00:26There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in.

00:00:30Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime.

00:00:34We go now live to Monte Vista, where students were gathered for the annual school dance.

00:00:39Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene to find these packs of gang members in

00:00:43the midst of gun violence.

00:00:44And we immediately pounced the evildoers and we have the situation under control.

00:00:50Yeah, we have to take care of this before more innocent kids are hurt.

00:00:53Bunch of savages, animals that belong in a zoo.

00:01:00First of all, that cop is high as hell.

00:01:03Look at him.

00:01:04Second of all, that's not even how it went down.

00:01:07Let me rewind to the beginning.

00:01:11This was actually the greatest night of my life.

00:01:14And would you believe me if I told you it was a tell of love?

00:01:17The cops may have led with it a tragedy, but you can't never trust the police.

00:01:20Hey, this is my story.

00:01:23So I should tell it.

00:01:24It'll probably be a little less racist.

00:01:25Where are you going to be at tonight?

00:01:28Best believe that you're going to be over at Monte Vista High School because it is going

00:01:32down.

00:01:32Super size.

00:01:33It was a smash hit.

00:01:34The hater dance would be in the neighborhood, man.

00:01:37It's probably 106th annual unity in the community school dance is going down at Monte Vista High

00:01:41school class.

00:01:41The hater dance will come a 106th.

00:01:47Well, look, that's super size.

00:01:49That mother fucking hater ass song is shit.

00:01:52And I'm going to give that super size song.

00:01:55Pistle just as soon as I can.

00:01:57Want mama to walk you with me?

00:01:59No, mama, I'm good.

00:02:00You ain't good, nigga.

00:02:01You ain't but four feet.

00:02:02Goddamn tall shit.

00:02:04Hold on.

00:02:05Here mama come.

00:02:06I don't want nobody fucking with my baby, God damn it.

00:02:13Come on.

00:02:18Come on.

00:02:19Come on.

00:02:21Come on.

00:02:22Come on.

00:02:22Now listen.

00:02:23If some shit goes down, I want you to page me, all right?

00:02:26Ma, don't nobody use pages no more.

00:02:28We got iPhones.

00:02:29Man, I know what's going on in these streets.

00:02:31Scott, tell a bit.

00:02:33Ma, I promise I'm good.

00:02:37All right.

00:02:37Well, listen.

00:02:37I got to get to the motherfucking church anyway.

00:02:39Go on in there.

00:02:40Make mama proud.

00:02:41Learn something.

00:02:41Give mama a kiss though, baby, before I go.

00:02:58Kiss me before I bloom.

00:03:14I love you.

00:03:15Take care.

00:03:16Learn something today.

00:03:17Make mama proud, little bitch.

00:03:18Tell your teacher I said, hey.

00:03:20You got something?

00:03:22Yeah, I got something.

00:03:23Hold on.

00:03:26All right.

00:03:27Yeah, roll out.

00:03:27I got you.

00:03:28I got you.

00:03:29You hit me with that football.

00:03:30I'm going to fuck your ass up.

00:03:48Hey, girl, what's up, what your name is?

00:03:50To your home, girls, it's the Rangers.

00:03:52Tad it in, you like that.

00:03:54Axing whites for the big, but I like that.

00:03:56Drop that low, crazy, baby.

00:03:57You like it?

00:03:58I got a damn pack.

00:03:59Shake that, can I date that?

00:04:00Baby, call her back.

00:04:01We want no booty so fat. Didn't ask for the number, I knew that.

00:04:04Pretty girl, check it. Tasha, Keisha, Liz, Lisa.

00:04:09Pretty girl, check it.

00:04:10Jessica, the coach, Mika.

00:04:15Rangers, those dudes are amazing.

00:04:18Best dance click at our school.

00:04:20And one of them is actually my older cousin, Day Day.

00:04:24See, I met him at a family reunion once,

00:04:27but I don't even think he'd remember my name.

00:04:29See, man, I'd do anything to be down with that click.

00:04:32Now, that's what it's about here, clicks.

00:04:35Now, they're not gangs, but it's far from study buddy shit.

00:04:39It's more so sororities and fraternities

00:04:42without the college education and social benefits.

00:04:45Let me explain.

00:04:46Each school is divided and segregated into clicks.

00:04:50Monte Vista is no different.

00:04:51You got your backpackers, the nerds,

00:04:54the vegan tree-loving dreadheads.

00:04:57You got your dirty ghetto kids,

00:05:00AKA your hood skaters.

00:05:02Oh, and that stink finger.

00:05:05Across the street, you'll find the lamest fools

00:05:08to ever step foot in the hood.

00:05:09Girl, let me carry your books for you, girl.

00:05:11They all dropped out of school like 10 years ago,

00:05:14but these fools still up here every single day.

00:05:16Bunch of old wannabe gangsters who want to holler at young chicks,

00:05:19but always fail miserably.

00:05:21We're not carrying any books.

00:05:22And if we were, you wouldn't be able to touch them.

00:05:25You wanna carry these balls then, bitch?

00:05:27Yeah!

00:05:28Yeah!

00:05:28Put the balls in your...

00:05:30in your book bag, bitch!

00:05:31I told a bitch to carry my balls.

00:05:33Give me some what?

00:05:34I said carry my balls, bitch.

00:05:35Somebody give me some what?

00:05:37Let's ride out.

00:05:38I know that's right.

00:05:39Thanks.

00:05:41Then there's the essays.

00:05:43The real gangsters.

00:05:44Legend has it, if you look one of them in the eye, you could die.

00:05:47Where we come from?

00:05:49Blacks and Mexicans have never gotten along.

00:05:51It's a ghetto civil war that defies logic.

00:05:53It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans.

00:05:56It's the same shit.

00:05:58See what I did there?

00:06:00And the most notorious badass essay of them all is Big Junior.

00:06:05A while ago, he got sent to prison for burning down a school dance

00:06:08because he thought some blind guy was looking at his little sister.

00:06:12He just so happens to be the girl of my dreams, Anastasia Moreno.

00:06:16I've been in love with her since we shared a nap time towel in the first grade.

00:06:20I was so nervous, I pissed on myself, all over the towel, all over her.

00:06:26I sure enough did.

00:06:28She ain't looked my way since.

00:06:30It's probably because we're from two totally different worlds.

00:06:33I mean, she's a sweet girl.

00:06:35A part of the hottest female clique that my school has ever birthed.

00:06:38Let's take a moment to enjoy.

00:06:42Each day through my window, I watch her as she passes by.

00:06:52I say to myself, you're such a lucky guy.

00:07:02Man, look at her.

00:07:04She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

00:07:07Yeah!

00:07:11Wait a minute.

00:07:13Is she looking at me?

00:07:17Jason Phoebe Jackson.

00:07:19Oh, this is my shot.

00:07:20This is my moment.

00:07:22Seize the opportunity.

00:07:33Go get him, buckaroo.

00:07:35Oh, yeah.

00:07:36I forgot to introduce you to the Prairie Puff Man.

00:07:38The tobacco industry's propaganda pitch man that's been killing kids for years.

00:07:43Yeah, I wasn't always super cool until I discovered these.

00:07:49My mother smokes eight packs of these death doobies a day.

00:07:53And since she's a single parent, he's the only man I've ever seen in my house.

00:07:57Prairie Puff Man is like my guardian angel.

00:08:00Don't cheat.

00:08:01My role model.

00:08:02Tough, rough, and rugged.

00:08:04A true definition of a man.

00:08:06Go get him, buckaroo.

00:08:22My nigga, what the fuck, bro?

00:08:29What's that?

00:08:33Worst moment in the history of fucked up-ness.

00:08:36Ay, he's so little.

00:08:39It looks like a dick, but smaller.

00:08:46Little dude ain't even circumcised.

00:08:49How's that, bro?

00:08:49Why you even looking at this nigga's dick?

00:08:51I think his dick look like Franklin.

00:08:57Hey, bro, play your pants.

00:08:58I used to sit there with his pants down.

00:09:00Hey, hey.

00:09:02Hey, hey.

00:09:03It's 745.

00:09:05We're the students who lost their prosthetic legs.

00:09:08Please hop your head down here to the guidance counselor's office.

00:09:12Hey, guys.

00:09:13Wait up.

00:09:15Yo, how can I be a ranger?

00:09:16I know everything about y'all.

00:09:18I got all your mixtapes.

00:09:19I know all your dance moves.

00:09:21I was even thinking of getting a ranger.

00:09:22This nigga, it's a stalker, dude.

00:09:23I do whatever it takes, I swear.

00:09:26Okay, little piggy in the blanket dick.

00:09:28You really about to have ranger life, Dede?

00:09:31Whip it out.

00:09:32The ranger's got to getting some.

00:09:35Memorize it.

00:09:36Now, if you want a pleasure to be in the illest clique, you gotta get the drawers off one of

00:09:40the illest chicks.

00:09:41That's right.

00:09:42Panties.

00:09:42When you come back with a fresh pair of sweet girl panties, you in.

00:09:47Uh, can it be like a sock or something?

00:09:50Panties.

00:09:51Like these.

00:09:54These are quiches from last night.

00:09:57She just gave you those?

00:09:58For sure.

00:09:59Aight, now here come them sugar drawers.

00:10:01Take your pick, little dude.

00:10:13But it was just my imagination.

00:10:16Yo, yo, yo.

00:10:17Snap out of it, Uncirkey.

00:10:19The ranger shit is real.

00:10:21South Central wasn't building no day.

00:10:23So can you pull it off?

00:10:24Or what?

00:10:26Uh, when am I supposed to have this done?

00:10:28Tonight.

00:10:29Tonight?

00:10:30Tonight.

00:10:31But you just said South Central wasn't building no day.

00:10:34Eh, I don't know what that shit mean.

00:10:35I should be saying shit, cause niggas be fading.

00:10:38Y'all expect me to have sex with one of the most untouchable girls in our school.

00:10:41Tonight.

00:10:42Yeah.

00:10:43That's not even humanly possible.

00:10:45Yeah, it is.

00:10:46Tonight is the Unity in the Community School dance pool, and it's a lock-in.

00:10:51You know what happens at the lock-in, boy.

00:10:57Okay.

00:10:58For those of you that don't know what a lock-in is, let me explain.

00:11:01In an attempt to give all races and classes of students a safe party environment

00:11:05and keeping away from gang violence, we have an all-night campus party

00:11:10that culminates in a sleepover, in a gym.

00:11:12Nice, safe, and wholesome, right?

00:11:15Wrong.

00:11:16Instead of a lock-in, they need to call it the get-it-in,

00:11:20because that's all that's happening all night long.

00:11:23Everybody sneaks off somewhere to get they freak-in.

00:11:27Drink-in, smoke-in, and frolic-in.

00:11:33But the main attraction is the Power 106 concert and talent show.

00:11:38Last year, the new boys won taking home two grand and a major label record deal.

00:11:43Their lives change forever, and they're coming back this year to judge

00:11:46and give another act a ticket out of the hood.

00:11:49Aw, shit, y'all, we're late.

00:11:51We better get to class.

00:11:52Nigga, we the rangers.

00:11:53We're not worried about being late to class.

00:11:55Yeah, we run this school.

00:11:56This school don't run us.

00:11:58Extra me, a nigga.

00:11:59Quit trippin'.

00:11:59I'm with the big dogs, runnin' this school.

00:12:02The school don't run us.

00:12:04Ain't that right, too?

00:12:06Langston?

00:12:06Google Play Home

00:12:19Tarty Tarty Tarty

00:12:20Get your little hot pocket-sized ass to my office.

00:12:24Give it to me, give it to me, give me the phone.

00:12:26Is he absurd?

00:12:28I don't understand.

00:12:30a little-ass situation in here. Ain't

00:12:33that a bit? Hay the

00:12:34dam. That's

00:12:35what's wrong with you, kid. You know

00:12:36Your mind is still with all that old bullshit.

00:12:39I'm about sick of it.

00:12:40If I was your daddy, I'd be gonna throw your ass up.

00:12:43I wouldn't play it.

00:12:44I wouldn't put up with none of it.

00:12:45That's right.

00:12:46I'm trying to...

00:12:49Ooh, look at that, look at that, look at that,

00:12:51look at that, that, that, that, that, that, that!

00:12:54Ooh, yeah.

00:12:56Stop looking at my guy!

00:12:58I'm gonna tell you one time, and I ain't gonna tell you no more.

00:13:01Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch!

00:13:07I, I mean, my faculty, I'm sorry about that, Ms. Johnson.

00:13:11She hear every damn thing, everything.

00:13:14Yeah, she is a bitch sometimes.

00:13:16I need to talk to you about that little button-naked dance

00:13:21you just did out there on the quad just a minute ago.

00:13:27Well, I'm not circumcised either.

00:13:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

00:13:32And I'm 60-something years old, still ain't circumcised.

00:13:35Yeah, join the club!

00:13:36Ha ha ha ha ha!

00:13:37You got a turtleneck little dick, too.

00:13:39Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

00:13:40You got a German Shepherd dick, I got a German Shepherd dick.

00:13:43You got a Sean John leather on your dick, that's what you got.

00:13:46That's right, Levi leather.

00:13:48Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

00:13:49I know it, when your little dick gets little blanket lint on it

00:13:52and cookie crumbs and stuff like that, it's hard to, ffff, blow off.

00:13:56I know what you're talking about, because I deal with it all the time.

00:13:58You ain't even gotta use a condom.

00:13:59Just twist the tip off like a balloon.

00:14:02That a little ball pop up, mo' pleasure!

00:14:07Principal Rogers.

00:14:08What?

00:14:09Is there any reason that you have me in your office?

00:14:11Yes, that's the reason why I got you in here.

00:14:14I want to ask you something.

00:14:16You having a problem out of them Ranger boys?

00:14:19The Rangers? No, they're my friends.

00:14:22That's what I'm talking about. See that? See that?

00:14:24I'm sitting up here trying to defend you and you running with them.

00:14:26I'm gonna tell you something, Jabberda.

00:14:28You trying to start some shit around here.

00:14:30The Rangers now all of a sudden is your friend.

00:14:32Ain't that a bitch?

00:14:34You running down here fooling with the Mexican kids?

00:14:36They're gonna fuck one of y'all up up and around here.

00:14:38Somebody's gonna bend you, spin you, and go up in you.

00:14:40This is my school. And I ain't gonna play that.

00:14:42I don't like one of them there a bit.

00:14:45Is you getting initiated in the gang, Young Gemini?

00:14:48Uh, my name is Jason, and no, I'm not.

00:14:53I'm gonna tell you something, Jeff, bro.

00:14:54You're gonna try to start a race ride.

00:14:56You better leave them little Mexican kids along.

00:14:58They're gonna jump on you.

00:14:58Yeah, four to five of them are gonna jump on your little ass.

00:15:01They're gonna have Home Depot little jackets on and everything.

00:15:03They don't play that bullshit. Look at that.

00:15:05You know what I mean? There.

00:15:07Pimp shit.

00:15:09You think it's a game? You think it's a game?

00:15:12You're gonna end up on first, first, first, first 38.

00:15:17First 38.

00:15:19Yes, 38, nigga.

00:15:21Yes.

00:15:21Mom, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lock-in.

00:15:25And you heard it right, baby.

00:15:26And I need to hear a quicken a cacket lick his ass.

00:15:28All right, great. We'll see you later.

00:15:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:15:36Come on, get that ass up tonight.

00:15:38Huh?

00:15:39I mean, are you going to the school dance tonight?

00:15:41Yeah, come on.

00:15:42You just get your little nose ass out of here.

00:15:44Get on out of here.

00:15:45Get up.

00:15:51I hate the dance.

00:15:53I hate the dance.

00:15:55I hate the dance.

00:15:57I hate the dance.

00:16:16Oh!

00:16:16What the fuck?

00:16:18Seems like today is your unlucky day.

00:16:21Day?

00:16:23That's funny, fool.

00:16:25Hey.

00:16:27Man, why y'all messing with me?

00:16:29I know you got some lines to move or something.

00:16:35It's your day day.

00:16:37You have a real important phone call.

00:16:43Who's this?

00:16:45What?

00:16:47Niggas speak English.

00:16:49Who's this?

00:16:51It's Junior.

00:16:53He just got out.

00:16:54And he wants his money.

00:16:56Yeah, don't keep him holding on the phone, Holmes.

00:16:59It's rude.

00:17:02My bad, Junior.

00:17:03I didn't know it was you.

00:17:05How did you get out?

00:17:06I thought you was in jail for triple life.

00:17:08I want my money, but I'm going to kill you.

00:17:12Look, man.

00:17:13I got your money.

00:17:14Don't worry.

00:17:15Sir, 25 cents for another minute.

00:17:19What did he say?

00:17:22Don't ask me, fool.

00:17:24I don't speak Spanish.

00:17:25Where's my money, fool?

00:17:27Who's Day Day?

00:17:31$2,000 by midnight, or Junior's going to kill you.

00:17:39Shit.

00:17:43Two grand?

00:17:44Man, where am I going to get that from by midnight?

00:17:47Day Day, you cool?

00:17:48Hell nah.

00:17:49These essays are threatening me over some shit my wack-ass father did.

00:17:53Uncle D smoked?

00:17:54Yeah, that lying-ass nigga, Darren.

00:17:57See, my mom thought it'd be a good idea for me to go visit him in prison.

00:18:02Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:03Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:04Hi, Daddy.

00:18:07Whose goddamn white baby is that?

00:18:09This is your baby, okay?

00:18:10He's just light-skinned.

00:18:11Mm-hmm.

00:18:13That one might be mine.

00:18:15That one right there.

00:18:16I'm not totally sure.

00:18:17Just because you name him Darren don't mean he belong to Darren.

00:18:20But I don't care what this baby's name is.

00:18:23This baby is rice-skinned, but not light-skinned.

00:18:26That is a white child.

00:18:27That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.

00:18:30That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.

00:18:34That's a good...

00:18:34That baby got 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant.

00:18:38You the only one I've been with, Darren.

00:18:40Bitch, let me explain to you the math.

00:18:42I've been in here 16 consecutive years.

00:18:45You know how long consecutive is, don't you?

00:18:47Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:18:47Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking other.

00:18:50Because I ain't never missed a day.

00:18:52So, clearly, you've been having some conjugal visits with some other motherfuckers other than me.

00:18:57That's not my baby.

00:18:59That's almost a grown white man you brought in here.

00:19:02His glasses are certainly grown.

00:19:04I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.

00:19:07And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?

00:19:11Bitch, you been fucking the guy?

00:19:13Uh-uh, nuh-uh.

00:19:14Hey, Darren.

00:19:15Y'all talk to my mom like that, man.

00:19:17Be respectful.

00:19:18You're absolutely right.

00:19:19I apologize for that.

00:19:22It's just that this bitch...

00:19:23There you go, man.

00:19:25Your mother was misbehaving.

00:19:27I'm sorry.

00:19:28I should have set a better example in front of the nice white gentleman and your mother.

00:19:35All right.

00:19:35So, could I please speak to my black son privately, please?

00:19:39If that be okay with you, Drew?

00:19:41Mm-hmm.

00:19:41I mean and no disrespect, sir.

00:19:43Hope to work for you one day when I get out.

00:19:45Come on, baby.

00:19:47Oh, raggedy head, sir.

00:19:49Oh, yeah.

00:19:51Look, excuse me, son.

00:19:53This is my first white baby.

00:19:55What's up, man?

00:19:57I'm in a jam.

00:19:59What?

00:20:00Uh, there was a gambling incident and I need, uh, like 13,000 cigarettes,

00:20:09preferably 6,000 of those non-menthol.

00:20:12And then, like, 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.

00:20:15That's worth about $2,000 on the open street market if you can handle that for me.

00:20:19I appreciate it.

00:20:20Darren, what are you talking about?

00:20:23Well, see, what had happened was...

00:20:27Wait, you about to do a flashback within a flashback?

00:20:30Nigga, you know you can't do that.

00:20:32Nigga, I'm a criminal.

00:20:33That's what I do, what I'm not supposed to do.

00:20:36So now, what had happened was...

00:20:40No Mexican has ever beat me in dominoes, ever.

00:20:44But one day the cash was on the line, I'd been sippin' that lean, and he caught me slippin'.

00:20:52What's this got to do with me?

00:20:54It's your problem.

00:20:55Uh, I didn't have the money, and in lieu of the money,

00:20:59I told Junior and his crew that I had a rich son in a famous rap group,

00:21:04and I'm sure a little funky $2,000 don't mean nothin' when he clockin' all the dollars

00:21:09out there, Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.

00:21:12What?

00:21:13Man, we ain't signed yet.

00:21:14I ain't got no money.

00:21:17All right, well, let's not be a gloomy Gus, okay?

00:21:20If you didn't learn nothin' from your white brother, it's learn,

00:21:24always look on the bright side of life.

00:21:27But you still haven't given him any money?

00:21:29No, I gave him orange this morning.

00:21:31But they're already tryin' to make me make small booty payments,

00:21:35and I only got a small booty to work with.

00:21:39Look here, man.

00:21:40Um, I only got one booty hold.

00:21:42You understand what I'm sayin'?

00:21:44They don't take debit or credit or nothin' in here.

00:21:47It's just hold, okay?

00:21:50I've been holdin' on to it for 16 years.

00:21:52I don't see no reason to let it go now

00:21:53over a few little pineapple fruit cups and some cigarettes.

00:21:58Speaking of which, I need you to do me a favor.

00:22:03You think you could listen to these for me?

00:22:04That's disgusting, man.

00:22:06What'd you pull that out from?

00:22:07Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag, nigga.

00:22:10What do you think?

00:22:11I pulled them out my ass.

00:22:12You ain't got to smell it, just listen to it.

00:22:14I know, I know, it's time.

00:22:16Look, I only got a few seconds before they snatch me up out of here,

00:22:19cause I'm a gangster.

00:22:21But look, I need you to save my sphincter.

00:22:23If you embarrass me in front of that white man's child,

00:22:26you better lock me down.

00:22:27Some father I got, huh?

00:22:29Now I got to play junior by midnight.

00:22:32Anyway, you get them drawers yet?

00:22:35I'm just messin' with you.

00:22:37Come on, bro.

00:22:37You got P.E.

00:22:39Wait, you notice I was in your B.E. class?

00:22:41Yeah, man.

00:22:42I seen you near the foe, looking all in that flake and shit.

00:22:46Hey, let's keep this junior thing between me and you, though.

00:22:49It's 11 o'clock.

00:22:50Get y'all ratchet ass in the class.

00:22:56Man, I'm in a tight situation.

00:22:59Go ahead.

00:23:00Keep laughing in my pain.

00:23:01But the struggle is real.

00:23:04Big Junior just magically got released from a triple life sentence,

00:23:07and he's on a mission to kill my cousin Day Day.

00:23:09And probably me, too, once he finds out I'm trying to get his sister's panties.

00:23:14Are those panties really worth dying for?

00:23:17She probably got some really nice panties.

00:23:21I guess I got to do what I got to do.

00:23:23It's like my man Shakespeare said,

00:23:25Love is a smoke made from the fumes of sighs being purged of fire sparkling in lover's eyes.

00:23:36Get your asses up for some aerobics.

00:23:39Stay your asses up.

00:23:40Don't make Coachella mad today.

00:23:42Don't make me mad.

00:23:43Come on now.

00:23:44Let's get into this hater dance, shall we?

00:23:46Five, six, seven, and eight.

00:23:49Man to the leg.

00:23:51Yeah.

00:23:53Come on, guys.

00:23:54Man, what the hell you doing, piglet dick?

00:23:56Move like you got some damn rhythm.

00:23:57Come on.

00:23:59Yeah, side to side.

00:24:00Yeah, side to side.

00:24:01And side to side.

00:24:02Oh, yeah.

00:24:03Keep going.

00:24:06Do the dance.

00:24:10Not so hard, thank the dance.

00:24:11Not so hard, okay?

00:24:13Man, I'm so sick of this damn song.

00:24:15Yeah, but I do like the way B3 booty shapes through that dance.

00:24:19What's a B3?

00:24:21Man, you got to keep up with the acronyms if you're going to be a ranger.

00:24:24B3 is big booty.

00:24:26Booty.

00:24:27Come on, JX.

00:24:28Let's roll over there right now.

00:24:29I like that, JX.

00:24:31That's your new name.

00:24:32Yeah, that's right.

00:24:33Dougie's with it, boy.

00:24:35That's the Frederick Douglass right there, you old nigga.

00:24:38Um, can we help you, little boy?

00:24:40No, love.

00:24:41You little homie with us.

00:24:42Um, I'm sorry, Langston.

00:24:44I ain't know.

00:24:45Hey, didn't we go to preschool together?

00:24:48Uh, me?

00:24:50No.

00:24:51Uh, see, I'm from Nigeria.

00:24:54Ah!

00:24:55Hey!

00:24:55Ah!

00:24:57Ah!

00:24:57Yeah, that's it.

00:24:59You peed on me in elementary school.

00:25:01What?

00:25:03What?

00:25:04What?

00:25:04What are y'all doing not participating in my catasthenics?

00:25:07Huh?

00:25:09Coachella, we tired of doing that fake-ass electric slide, man.

00:25:12The hater dance is loved by everybody.

00:25:14We don't like it.

00:25:15Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, baby Chris Rock face.

00:25:18Why you hate the hater dance, huh?

00:25:20You gotta like it.

00:25:22Okay?

00:25:24We about what's popping next, not now.

00:25:26Yeah, we about to give you a little taste what we gonna do tonight.

00:25:29Check it out.

00:25:30Who painted your back?

00:25:31Leo Negro DaVinci?

00:25:33Watch this level, niggas.

00:25:34They are so disrespectful.

00:25:38She fuckin' up, she fuckin' up, got me dancin' on her butt.

00:25:42She fuckin' up, she the baddest in the club.

00:25:45She fuckin' up, got me dancin' on her butt.

00:25:47She fuckin' up.

00:25:48So I tell them if you got ass, then shake that.

00:25:50You got ass, then shake that.

00:25:52If you got ass, then shake that.

00:25:53You got ass, then shake that.

00:25:54Then drop and bring it back.

00:25:56If you got bass, then bring it back.

00:25:57And if you bad, you can make it clap.

00:25:59Hold on my lap, snap.

00:26:01Bag turned around, no mama touchin' the ground.

00:26:03I can't run if it's a brawl.

00:26:04May the rain, the bitch drown.

00:26:06Now she on my balls, caught all the rebounds.

00:26:08Got me feelin' like a hound.

00:26:10Sniffin' for kitty, I found.

00:26:12Attractin' all the women with them big old booties.

00:26:14No time for no games, and I'm supposed to be a rookie?

00:26:17Switchin' in them heels, make a nigga wanna heal.

00:26:19I'm a dog starin' at ass till my paws get a feel, shout it.

00:26:23What's the dealie?

00:26:24These niggas can't get with me with my twenties and them fifties.

00:26:26Yeah, sittin' on them titties.

00:26:28Right, take a back.

00:26:29And all these niggas lookin' like really black.

00:26:32He gettin' to the money, it's funny.

00:26:33These older women is really attracted to me.

00:26:36Now I'm denying ratchets and steady stacking this money.

00:26:38She fuckin' up, she fuckin' up, I be dancin' on the butt.

00:26:42She fuckin' up, she the baddest in the club.

00:26:45She fuckin' up, I be dancin' on the butt.

00:26:47She fuckin' up.

00:26:48So I tell them if you got ass, then shake that.

00:26:50You got ass, then shake that.

00:26:52If you got ass, then shake that.

00:26:53You got ass, then shake that.

00:26:55Run your back.

00:26:58Yo, we killed that.

00:27:04We definitely gon' win tonight.

00:27:05Bro, you already know, Seth.

00:27:07I know you saw how Jasmine was on me.

00:27:09That's gonna be my bust down tonight.

00:27:11Nigga, you're right. You know her daddy a pastor.

00:27:14What? Are you doubting the powers of a ranger?

00:27:17My fault. I'll repent.

00:27:19Yo, yo, check that out. That's confidence right there.

00:27:22Yeah, they still ain't gonna smash.

00:27:24But at least you're confident.

00:27:26I don't know, bro.

00:27:27This old sweet girl thing seem to be a little bit out of my league.

00:27:30I didn't get my name out.

00:27:32You blew it, y'all.

00:27:33Don't trip. You're on the streets.

00:27:35I know you won't, little nigga.

00:27:44Hi, Mrs. Johnson.

00:27:47Hello, bitches.

00:27:51Hi, boys.

00:27:57Stop looking at my bitch!

00:28:01Students, it's 12.30. Lunch time. Reduce lunch. Free lunch here.

00:28:09No lunch.

00:28:12Hey, man, look at these little niggas.

00:28:13I need some moves.

00:28:14Moves?

00:28:15Oh, man.

00:28:16Man, that's why the rangers is gay.

00:28:17What's up?

00:28:17Nigga, what the fuck you say?

00:28:19You heard what he said, fools.

00:28:21Y'all gay.

00:28:22Man, that's the best you could come up with.

00:28:24Yeah.

00:28:25Yeah.

00:28:25Yeah?

00:28:26Cue these niggas off, yo.

00:28:27I don't little niggas funny.

00:28:36Uh.

00:28:38Yeah.

00:28:39Look at this.

00:28:39Uh.

00:28:40It's range of gay, man.

00:28:42Look at these suckas.

00:28:43We run this school.

00:28:44Y'all niggas don't want it.

00:28:45Hot.

00:28:46Like your mama coochie every summer.

00:28:48Shit don't stop.

00:28:50Plunger.

00:28:50Dude, you ass stout.

00:28:52Plumber.

00:28:53I don't understand something.

00:28:54What?

00:28:55Why he dressed like a man but got breasts like a woman?

00:28:57For lunch?

00:28:58Eat a dick if you hungry.

00:29:00Could've been your puffs, but I got jipped by the monk.

00:29:02Your mama pussy be your way.

00:29:04That shit is stankin'.

00:29:05How you put up with that stench?

00:29:07Even stink finger wouldn't get up in that bitch.

00:29:09Green pubic hairs like fuckin' on the Grinch.

00:29:12Met your mama freshman year, we been fuckin' ever since.

00:29:15Nigga, ain't that about a bitch.

00:29:17Look at your gear, see the this or the rent.

00:29:19Your pants so tight, I can see your pussy print.

00:29:21Can I tell Joe, let him know who you with?

00:29:24Bitch.

00:29:24Like Bernie Mac, I'm the king of this comedy.

00:29:26In the back of your neck, look like grits, hominy.

00:29:29Your braids so old, they singin' Negro spirituals, homie.

00:29:32Oh, nobody knows.

00:29:34Tell the truth to booty loose, huh?

00:29:35Honestly, come out the closet with your promise ring.

00:29:38You call this gay, we happy, nigga.

00:29:40But I just played your girl like an action figure.

00:29:43Matter of fact, I'm a passer, nigga.

00:29:45Yo, J-Extra, go and blast these niggas.

00:29:52Yo.

00:29:55Listen.

00:29:56Man, I told y'all this kid was arranging material.

00:29:59Uh.

00:30:03Uh, students.

00:30:05You think I'm playin'?

00:30:07I'm walkin' round here, I'm lookin' for ya.

00:30:08Get your little goat smellin' answers in your class.

00:30:11I'm out here workin', I'm lookin', don't make me sneak up on ya.

00:30:15Ah!

00:30:15Give it to me, give it to me, give me the funk.

00:30:19I smell pussy or pot?

00:30:23It's pot.

00:30:25Oh.

00:30:35Smoke weed every day.

00:30:38Everyone take out your poems and pass them to the front.

00:30:42I hope you students ain't frontin' on some bitch-ass shit and try and turn in some old Jay-Z

00:30:46lyrics.

00:30:46I got all his albums.

00:30:48I fucks with hoes.

00:31:00Well, it was just my circumcision.

00:31:06Miss Moreno, late again.

00:31:09Sorry, Miss Billingsley.

00:31:11You must think Billingsley is a punk bitch.

00:31:14Because you are treatin' me like a bitch, comin' up in my class all late and shit.

00:31:19Miss Billingsley, it's, it's not even like that.

00:31:21And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh?

00:31:25Well, actually, I, um, I have something.

00:31:28Uh-huh.

00:31:29Um, works.

00:31:31Why?

00:31:32I mean, I liked it.

00:31:35It's formatted correctly.

00:31:37The words were beautiful.

00:31:38You just forgot to put your name on it.

00:31:40So, you didn't think it was too long?

00:31:43Nah, you're perfect.

00:31:44It's perfect.

00:31:46Thanks.

00:31:49Oh.

00:31:50You decided to actually do some work.

00:31:53Well, I have got to hear this shit.

00:31:56Miss Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem.

00:31:59What?

00:32:00To the front of the class, Miss Moreno.

00:32:04Miss Billingsley, I...

00:32:04You don't talk back to a pimp.

00:32:06Respect my gangster.

00:32:09We come to God.

00:32:17Let us speak to you again.

00:32:22Admiring from a far-

00:32:24Courting in secret-

00:32:27Wishing for my star, my prayers to keep it.

00:32:33You are my star, in the safety of my dreams.

00:32:39You are my star.

00:32:42Beauty gazing for what seems, like an eternity.

00:32:47Too fearful for speaking, too nervous for flirting.

00:32:53My words escape me, yet flourish from the page.

00:32:58Maybe it's not yet my season, my love ferments with age.

00:33:03I guess I must wait, I confess I must say.

00:33:08You are my star, you are my star.

00:33:13But I am just a glimmer in the galaxy of your existence.

00:33:17But I go unnoticed from a distance, burned by your heat.

00:33:21I've yearned for so long.

00:33:24For you, without me, is like a singer with no song.

00:33:29Yet still, you are my star.

00:33:38Aw, shit.

00:33:40That motherfucker was hella dope.

00:33:43I'm sorry.

00:33:55Students, it's three o'clock.

00:33:57School is over.

00:33:58The school dance is tonight.

00:34:00No gang attire.

00:34:01No lace front.

00:34:02No thongs.

00:34:04No sea-sister scars.

00:34:05See you tonight.

00:34:12Hey, man, where the hell is your clothes?

00:34:14Horse got the munchies.

00:34:16Made them.

00:34:17Smooth move back there in class, my son.

00:34:19But now it's time to rope this filly.

00:34:22Damn, is she talking to me?

00:34:23Here she come.

00:34:24Jason.

00:34:25Jason.

00:34:27Oh, my God.

00:34:29She gave me an A.

00:34:31She even wrote, your poem was the shit.

00:34:35I wish I was as good a writer as you.

00:34:38I mean, you're talented.

00:34:40I've seen you.

00:34:41Really?

00:34:42I mean, I got the vocals, just not much of a songwriter.

00:34:47Maybe you should let me help you with that.

00:34:50Yeah?

00:34:52That would be cool.

00:34:54I guess I owe you now.

00:34:56Nah, you don't owe me.

00:34:57It's the least I could do after peeing on you in preschool.

00:35:02I knew I wasn't crazy.

00:35:03That was really stupid.

00:35:04That was you.

00:35:04Shut up.

00:35:06Shit.

00:35:07Excuse me?

00:35:08Huh?

00:35:08I said shut up all them haters and give me your number.

00:35:14Okay.

00:35:24So, you should give me a call sometime.

00:35:27And maybe we could write a song together.

00:35:30Yeah.

00:35:30I'd like that.

00:35:34Fuck you, nigga.

00:35:34That's how you do that shit.

00:35:35Oh, and aren't you going to the lock-in tonight?

00:35:38Uh, uh, yeah.

00:35:39Uh-huh.

00:35:39Cool.

00:35:40I'll see you there then.

00:35:42Yeah.

00:35:45Damn, nigga.

00:35:46That's how you do it, nigga.

00:35:47That's how you do it.

00:35:48Hey, I'm certain.

00:35:49She give you the draw, Jack?

00:35:53Oh, man.

00:35:55I'm working on it, bro.

00:35:56Look, we finally got a little confidence.

00:35:59Yeah.

00:35:59Got a little bit of swag, too.

00:36:01The youngster got her number.

00:36:02I can't believe it.

00:36:03That's right.

00:36:04You know he ain't going to do nothing with it

00:36:05but get ink on his dick when he jacking off.

00:36:10Shit.

00:36:11Who raggedy-ass shit is that?

00:36:14Jackson, bring your ass up, boys!

00:36:16Nigga, that's your mama?

00:36:17Aw, hell no.

00:36:19God damn it!

00:36:20God damn it!

00:36:21God damn it!

00:36:22God damn this boy gonna make me get out of the

00:36:23God damn cuss!

00:36:24Ah, here to see what happening.

00:36:26She not all the way my mama.

00:36:27She kind to my mama just a little bit.

00:36:31Shit.

00:36:32Get it, cuss.

00:36:33Let's shoot, dog.

00:36:33Motherfucking shitty.

00:36:35Let's go that you cuss.

00:36:36I sat on two cuss.

00:36:37Nigga, you lying.

00:36:38Actually, she's a doctor.

00:36:40I swear.

00:36:40Don't make me embarrass you out here in front of this school.

00:36:42Now, come on.

00:36:43If she let you go, we gonna be in my crib.

00:36:44All right, I'm gonna hit yourself.

00:36:46You ain't gonna hit shit.

00:36:47Who the fuck are they any damn like?

00:36:49Mama, this is my friend.

00:36:50Ha!

00:36:50You ain't got no fucking friends.

00:36:51Where are you, man?

00:36:53Hit me.

00:36:54Cuss?

00:36:55Hold on.

00:36:56Hold on.

00:36:57Hold on.

00:36:57What's that?

00:36:57Hey, man.

00:36:58Cuss?

00:36:59Mama cuz?

00:37:00Old lady cuz?

00:37:01You see me out here dancing?

00:37:02Crip walking and shit?

00:37:03You out here interrupting my swag, lady?

00:37:05Yeah, bitch.

00:37:06You interrupting his swag, hoe.

00:37:08How about I interrupt your life?

00:37:09Oh, shit.

00:37:09Shit, they got red.

00:37:10Hold on, bitch.

00:37:11No, no, no, no.

00:37:11Hey, hey.

00:37:12Look at me.

00:37:13I'm not worried about the little squirt gun you got, nigga.

00:37:15I got pussy hair tougher than you.

00:37:17Yeah, it's on top of your lip, bitch.

00:37:18Shut up, fucker.

00:37:19All right.

00:37:36What seem to be the problem, Percy?

00:37:38You know nothing, huh?

00:37:38Everything cool around here.

00:37:39We straight.

00:37:40I done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school, you grown-ass niggas.

00:37:44You're trying to gang-bang.

00:37:45You need to bang a job.

00:37:47I done told you about selling drugs around here.

00:37:49Come on.

00:37:49Okay, ain't nobody into that.

00:37:50We ain't into that life.

00:37:51We just say no to that.

00:37:52Ain't that right, my niggas?

00:37:53Excuse me, say what?

00:37:54I said we say no to drugs, nigga.

00:37:55Come again, say what?

00:37:57N-N-N-N-N-No!

00:38:00Percy, you think you slick.

00:38:01I'm on your ass.

00:38:02I'm on your ass like stink on shit.

00:38:04I told you stop calling me Percy in front of my homies, man.

00:38:07It's OG little pretty thug.

00:38:08You know what it is.

00:38:09A pretty thug?

00:38:10A pretty thug?

00:38:12You look like a pretty little chimpanzee.

00:38:15Not when I do this.

00:38:18Amazing.

00:38:19You look like OG meerkat.

00:38:22Meerkat?

00:38:22Yeah, you look like a little meerkat.

00:38:23All four of you is short.

00:38:25You understand?

00:38:26Y'all of you can do a flip under the bed.

00:38:30N-Nigga, are them the shoes with the wheels on the bottom of them?

00:38:33You up here at the school with some hillies on?

00:38:36I'm crazy.

00:38:37Now, let this student in this beautiful supermodel...

00:38:42Thank you, baby.

00:38:43Come on through.

00:38:44Let's give it a hand.

00:38:45Let's give it a hand.

00:38:46Let's give it a hand.

00:38:47Let's give it a hand.

00:38:47Don't leave Marone around here.

00:38:48Hit me again.

00:38:49Built like that goddamn cop.

00:38:52Call me when you wanna ride too, motherfucker.

00:38:55Yes, Lord.

00:38:58This bootleg brings all the boys to the yard, bud.

00:39:01Trust and believe.

00:39:02I'll stick my face in her ass.

00:39:04You get stuck.

00:39:05That's how I got your daddy to knock me up.

00:39:09Knock me good enough.

00:39:10I want you to stay out of my woman's face.

00:39:12I don't want that, bitch.

00:39:14Yeah, get on out of here.

00:39:15Oh, what?

00:39:16Let's roll, let's roll.

00:39:17You sure?

00:39:18You sure?

00:39:18Start, bitch.

00:39:20All of you better be in the car seat when you leave here.

00:39:23Easy, cuck.

00:39:24Easy, cuck.

00:39:25Easy, cuck.

00:39:31A fucking piece of shit car.

00:39:33Fuck this raggedy motherfucker.

00:39:34I don't give a fuck, bitch.

00:39:36Go around, bitch.

00:39:37Go around.

00:39:38I don't give a fuck.

00:39:40Fuck you looking at that motherfucker.

00:39:42Yeah, fuck.

00:39:44Now, going around with the LADD Eyewitness Ride Along.

00:39:50So this is what we like to do all day.

00:39:51Survey the land and look for evildoers.

00:39:53I don't like picking up bitches.

00:39:55What the fuck would you say that in the camera for?

00:39:57You don't like picking up bitches?

00:39:58I love picking up bitches.

00:40:00I haven't seen it in the camera.

00:40:01Holy shit!

00:40:02Rock the cock block!

00:40:04We got some serious rock in the cock block right here.

00:40:07We're in hot pursuit.

00:40:08They're pulling over.

00:40:09We got ourselves a hot tamale right here.

00:40:12This is what taxpayers pay for right here.

00:40:15And these boys are mine, baby.

00:40:18Rock the cock block.

00:40:21Rock the cock block.

00:40:22Take them down.

00:40:23I was down.

00:40:23This is what we're doing right here.

00:40:25Hold it.

00:40:26I got you in the back.

00:40:27Turn the music down.

00:40:28Huh?

00:40:30Turn the music down.

00:40:35Hold on, I can't hear you.

00:40:37The music is too loud.

00:40:37Let me turn it down.

00:40:38How fast you going?

00:40:42Um, apparently not fast enough.

00:40:45Officer, since you caught her.

00:40:47Obviously these guys are on drugs, okay?

00:40:50Do you have any paraphernalia in the car?

00:40:52Any weapons?

00:40:52No, sir.

00:40:53I mean, I'm male, officer.

00:40:57Penis?

00:40:58It's penis.

00:40:59It's French.

00:41:01Hey, penis.

00:41:02All we got is these brownies my grandmother made in this non-alcoholic grape drink.

00:41:07That's what I stand with.

00:41:08Really?

00:41:09Can I have some of that?

00:41:11Yeah, yeah.

00:41:11Where's the drink?

00:41:12What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:14Hi.

00:41:14What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:15This isn't a restaurant.

00:41:17I'm starving.

00:41:17I didn't have anything to eat today.

00:41:19But you can't eat shit from them.

00:41:21Your grandmother made these?

00:41:22Yes, sir.

00:41:23These are amazing.

00:41:23You tell her she needs her own show.

00:41:25This is ridiculous shit.

00:41:27Get out of the car.

00:41:28You have to be firm and authoritative so that these perps treat you with respect.

00:41:33Cop locked!

00:41:36Hot pursuit!

00:41:37Hot pursuit!

00:41:38Hot pursuit!

00:41:38Two black men in a wide world's voice going down Fairfax.

00:41:42Roger that, officer Penis.

00:41:43It's penis!

00:42:01Hot pursuit!

00:42:03Hot pursuit!

00:42:06Yeah, man.

00:42:07I don't have to make you work the corners.

00:42:09Make us some money, man.

00:42:10Whatever, home.

00:42:12I can feel the burn.

00:42:13I can feel the burn.

00:42:14This thing works.

00:42:15You feel like Bruce Lee?

00:42:15We better start rehearsing if we're gonna win the talent show tonight.

00:42:19I got some cool moves.

00:42:21Hey, pretty bitches.

00:42:23I know you didn't just disrespect us and call us bitches.

00:42:26You talking about disrespect?

00:42:27Ain't nobody disrespect you.

00:42:29I said pretty bitches.

00:42:30Disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches.

00:42:32It's a compliment, bitch.

00:42:34Them bitches don't know.

00:42:35Aye, he does have a point.

00:42:38Damn, he's kinda cute in a little chocolate smurf type of way.

00:42:42It's me, baby.

00:42:42You see it.

00:42:44You guys can't be serious.

00:42:46Do you hear your friends?

00:42:48Come on, you guys.

00:42:49Let's go inside.

00:42:50This bitch over here acting like a C-U-N-T-A-Wanna.

00:42:52Hey, why don't you stop cock-blocking, you little Mexican bitch?

00:42:55You see she over here trying to get it?

00:42:57Let your girl get it.

00:42:58Over here fucking up games.

00:42:59Stankin' bitch.

00:43:00Mexican bitch.

00:43:01What the hell?

00:43:02Bitch.

00:43:03Bitch.

00:43:03Shit.

00:43:04Let's go.

00:43:05Let's go.

00:43:07We are funny.

00:43:09We are.

00:43:10Bitch.

00:43:12What's that you call my sister?

00:43:14The fuck?

00:43:15The fuck you all rollin' up on four cubs?

00:43:17The fuck?

00:43:17You must don't know.

00:43:18He can't know.

00:43:19He can't know.

00:43:20I said stop cock-blocking you little Mexican bitch.

00:43:23That's what I said, cuz.

00:43:24This nigga got me fucked up, cuz.

00:43:26Man, show him what you do.

00:43:27Aw, shit.

00:43:28It's back here.

00:43:29Back there.

00:43:29There you go.

00:43:30Okay.

00:43:31OG little pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:32I'm about to put this nigga in the box.

00:43:33Don't do it.

00:43:34Calm down.

00:43:34You know how you get it.

00:43:35Nigga, six feet under, nigga.

00:43:36You hear me?

00:43:37It's seven now.

00:43:39It's seven feet.

00:43:39Nigga, I'm talking face on the brochure.

00:43:41Boy.

00:43:42Lights out, hear me?

00:43:44Okay.

00:43:45You got me fucked up, cuz.

00:43:47Come back.

00:43:47You got me fucked up, cuz.

00:43:49Come back.

00:43:49Pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:50You understand?

00:43:51You don't know ass somebody.

00:43:52Don't fuck around and get shot by a pretty nigga, nigga.

00:43:55What the fuck is he talking about?

00:43:57I said OG little pretty thug.

00:43:58Come again, say what?

00:43:59I'm telling him.

00:44:01Oh, shit.

00:44:02This nigga re-hulls me in.

00:44:03This nigga re-hulls me in.

00:44:04This nigga re-hulls me in.

00:44:05Oh, shit.

00:44:06This motherfucker's strong.

00:44:07Fucking thug, nigga.

00:44:08I killed you, bitch.

00:44:09Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:44:10What the fuck?

00:44:12Get the grenade on this nigga, man.

00:44:14Give us an eye.

00:44:15Grenade this nigga, man.

00:44:17Bray to him.

00:44:18Bray to him.

00:44:19Bray to him.

00:44:20Put him down.

00:44:21He don't deserve it.

00:44:22And get this cholo, nigga.

00:44:24Bam.

00:44:25I do pretty for this shit.

00:44:34Goddamn.

00:44:35I'll get it through you.

00:44:36Ah.

00:44:37Shit.

00:44:38Oh, shit.

00:44:39Sticky fucker.

00:44:41I'm fire.

00:44:41Shoot.

00:44:42Where'd you go?

00:44:43I'm fire.

00:44:44I'm fire.

00:44:55I'm fire.

00:44:56I'm fire.

00:44:57I'm fire.

00:44:57Get my gun.

00:45:00I can't understand.

00:45:01Shit.

00:45:03Now, you can't shoot a nigga with Jesus on his face.

00:45:04Now, come on, in the name of our law, don't do it.

00:45:06Fall back, Hulk.

00:45:07Fall back.

00:45:08Okay.

00:45:17What's that you said about my sister?

00:45:20The deal about mine, cuz...

00:45:28No bullets?

00:45:30This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun.

00:45:33What a man, man.

00:45:35That's like your life.

00:45:36You can play it.

00:45:39Hey, that's a new voice.

00:45:41This is not the new album.

00:45:42This shit is not that shit.

00:45:44That's not my own, nigga.

00:45:45Y'all got me fucked up.

00:45:47I'm not a kid now.

00:45:48I didn't have to be able to throw it.

00:45:49These guys got me fucked up.

00:45:51Y'all got me fucked up.

00:45:53All the way up.

00:45:53Hey!

00:45:54You took it like a real Gino.

00:45:56You took it like a real Gino.

00:45:56Rattle me, you niggas, man.

00:46:01Oh, shit.

00:46:01We met at the World Star?

00:46:03Hey, that shit crap.

00:46:04Hey, nigga, I killed them niggas off.

00:46:06Hey, you did no good shit.

00:46:07Hey, y'all.

00:46:08You hear that, niggas, man.

00:46:09Look who's mom finally let him out the house.

00:46:11Man, y'all whack.

00:46:13We hating because my mama care.

00:46:14Ghetto-ass mama, she care about gunplay.

00:46:17For real.

00:46:18See your little cameo on World Star?

00:46:20Let's check it out.

00:46:21She got a million views.

00:46:22Is it tight?

00:46:23Yeah.

00:46:28Loser.

00:46:29Langston, can I use your phone to call Nastassia?

00:46:31Why didn't you call her at your crib?

00:46:33Well, we don't have a house phone.

00:46:35All we got is my mom's pager.

00:46:37Besides, I need more support from my guys, you know?

00:46:40So I'm mad nervous, y'all.

00:46:42For sure.

00:46:44Call her.

00:46:45And I'm going to call George Kush and light up this blunt.

00:46:48It's coming in at number one.

00:46:51You know what?

00:46:52I can't believe they beat my record.

00:46:54You know, I hold the record for most videos, retired on one of six.

00:46:57Uh-huh.

00:46:58But I've never done it.

00:46:59And this one is smashing it.

00:47:00How many days has it been over?

00:47:02178 days.

00:47:03Jason, go.

00:47:03Hey.

00:47:05Hoping the cases

00:47:06Shit.

00:47:19Yo, it's Jason.

00:47:22Who the hell is Jason?

00:47:25What do you want with my daughter?

00:47:27Hey, sir.

00:47:29It's Jason.

00:47:30And I want to speak with Anastaseus, sir.

00:47:32Man, you didn't answer my question. Who are you, and what the fuck do you want with my daughter?

00:47:36Um, uh, me and Anastasia are assmates. I mean, I mean classmates, and we share a room.

00:47:41Class, we share a classroom, and I help her with her homework, and I wanted to know if she needed

00:47:46more help, help, if she needed me to help her with her homework, because I helped her with her homework.

00:47:50Hold on. Anastasia!

00:47:54You coming?

00:48:01Hello?

00:48:04Hey, Anastasia.

00:48:06Jason?

00:48:09Yeah. I thought this was your cell phone.

00:48:12I lost my cell phone. This is my home phone. What's up?

00:48:17Uh, nothing. What's up with you?

00:48:21Hey, yo, tell her to put the phone up to her coochie!

00:48:24No sex right now, we're gonna get none!

00:48:26Excuse me?

00:48:27Uh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing. Um, um, I guess I'll see you later on at the lock-in. Later

00:48:36on. Eh-eh-eh-eh.

00:48:38I guess so.

00:48:39Fuck the sanky lady. Fuck the cat daddy. Fuck the Macarena. Fuck MC Hammel. Fuck Jay-Z.

00:48:57Straight crash and burn.

00:48:58Got all shook when her dad got on the phone.

00:49:01It was downhill from there.

00:49:02She probably think you a big-ass dork right about now.

00:49:05Told you about the Mexican daddies, man.

00:49:07You niggas in me casa, fool.

00:49:09Confidence, bro.

00:49:11That's all it is.

00:49:11Stop being so fucking nervous.

00:49:13Yeah, virgin.

00:49:21Who was that on the phone?

00:49:23Nobody. It was just a friend from school.

00:49:25He was helping me with homework.

00:49:27Oh, yeah? He's helping you out.

00:49:28And your little friend from school, is he a negrito?

00:49:32What does it matter?

00:49:34Orale, Kim Kardashian.

00:49:35Now you're dating black guys?

00:49:37Papa!

00:49:38Papa! Don't papa me.

00:49:40Okay, I know how suave black guys are.

00:49:43They talk to you with that mac daddy lingo

00:49:46holding their giant penises.

00:49:48All right, and I could tell by this kid's voice

00:49:50over the phone, it was all deep.

00:49:53He's got a giant palo.

00:49:54No, he doesn't.

00:49:56What? What did you say?

00:49:58Nothing.

00:49:59Look, Ana, you're a beautiful Latina, which means...

00:50:03Which means what?

00:50:04Which means you're fertile as hell.

00:50:07Then I don't want some little black nappy-headed baby

00:50:09with a big penis running around this house

00:50:12touching all my shit and leaving him for me to raise.

00:50:14I can't believe we're talking about this right now.

00:50:16I'm a virgin.

00:50:18I didn't run off like you and mom

00:50:19and get pregnant when I was 16.

00:50:23All right, well, you know,

00:50:24at least I stuck around to take care of my children.

00:50:27Those black guys come around with the cool talk

00:50:29and they get you in bed,

00:50:30and when you get pregnant,

00:50:32they turn into magicians.

00:50:34Magicians?

00:50:35Yeah, magicians.

00:50:36Like the author we saw at the casino,

00:50:37David Coppertone.

00:50:38Yeah, Coppertone.

00:50:39He was good.

00:50:39Yeah, he was funny.

00:50:40The rabbits?

00:50:41Yeah, they were cute.

00:50:42They disappear.

00:50:44I don't want you to become a statistic.

00:50:46All right, I'm telling you

00:50:47because I want you to take care of yourself.

00:50:49I care about you, mija.

00:50:50Papa, don't worry about me.

00:50:52Worry about your sons.

00:50:53Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail.

00:50:56Hmm.

00:50:58Or this one,

00:50:59the 18-year-old who still wears slippers

00:51:01because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes.

00:51:03Mm-hmm.

00:51:06Oh, no, I know how to tie my shoes.

00:51:08I just think the concept of laces is stupid.

00:51:11I have to agree with Flaco on that one.

00:51:14Who asked you to talk?

00:51:15And so, let's get,

00:51:15why are you always here?

00:51:17Yeah.

00:51:18Why are you always here?

00:51:20What do you mean?

00:51:21I'm family.

00:51:22How are you, family fool?

00:51:23Yeah.

00:51:24How are you, family fool?

00:51:28I'm second cousin

00:51:29to his third cousin's cuñado,

00:51:31El Machete,

00:51:31who married Consuela,

00:51:33who was married to Pablo before

00:51:34and then escaped to the U.S.

00:51:35After that,

00:51:36El Machete took care of me.

00:51:37And then he disappeared.

00:51:39So I don't know what to do,

00:51:40so I just came here.

00:51:41And that's all I have to say about that.

00:51:45And you want me to be with somebody like this?

00:51:48My gosh, my boy.

00:51:50Shit.

00:51:51She might have a point.

00:51:52We ought to try to fuck you.

00:51:53We ought to try to fuck you.

00:51:54Power of the sex, DJ Feli-Fal.

00:51:57The moment you get ready for me is going to...

00:51:58All right, now, listen up.

00:51:59As we search y'all,

00:52:01we're going to lock y'all asses in.

00:52:03...giveaway at the talent contest,

00:52:04and we're making some stars tonight.

00:52:06You know how we do it, y'all ready?

00:52:08It's all about unity in the community, y'all.

00:52:11Monavista, let's get it.

00:52:13We got the Rejects in the house.

00:52:16Two different J's,

00:52:17two different women,

00:52:18this, this, this, bang.

00:52:20Rejects, Gilly.

00:52:21I'm not a family guy.

00:52:22Got a lot of women.

00:52:23Brand new dance.

00:52:24That's the Peter Chris.

00:52:25Don't hit it, don't hit it.

00:52:27They hear we sell the Kreese line,

00:52:28wrapped around the building.

00:52:29So Koki hit a steward,

00:52:30grab his nose, he's doing vicious.

00:52:31Ratchet's popping,

00:52:32what Shelton call a penis.

00:52:34They go and move your arm,

00:52:35fuck your honey, y'all run in.

00:52:36Let them haters know that you stuck in.

00:52:38Smoke a kai,

00:52:39turn his gun into a function,

00:52:41function,

00:52:41go sick.

00:52:42Oh, shit, tell me.

00:52:43I don't need a bubbing,

00:52:44that they're never cuffing,

00:52:45Peter Griffin t-shirt.

00:52:46All my, all my love it,

00:52:47body fella like that.

00:52:48Oh, snap,

00:52:49the Rangers in the house.

00:52:51They're the favorites

00:52:52to win the contest tonight, y'all.

00:52:54Got a lot of women,

00:52:55the Kreese better maintenance.

00:52:57I'm not gonna get a guy,

00:52:58got a lot of women,

00:53:00the Kreese better maintenance.

00:53:01Hey, Ranger boys,

00:53:02better behave yourself tonight.

00:53:06I'm gonna behave on that ass tonight.

00:53:08Damn,

00:53:09Miss Johnson got a cage.

00:53:11Hey, wait,

00:53:12I ain't gonna lie,

00:53:13she is nice looking.

00:53:14Come on, man,

00:53:15what you really supposed to be worried about

00:53:16is Anastasia nice?

00:53:21Nigga,

00:53:21this ain't the Disney channel.

00:53:23You better go handle that.

00:53:24She practically throwing the pussy at you,

00:53:26fuck boy.

00:53:26All you gotta do is catch it.

00:53:29I don't really know what to do, though.

00:53:31I know what this little nigga need.

00:53:33Seven minutes to heaven.

00:53:38Hey!

00:53:40Everybody got their name in the hat.

00:53:42For sure.

00:53:43Y'all know how this go down.

00:53:45Seven minutes to heaven.

00:53:47I picked two names out this cap,

00:53:49y'all go into this closet right here

00:53:50for seven minutes.

00:53:52First two names are...

00:53:56Julian and Big Booty Becky.

00:53:59Let's get it!

00:54:01You a nasty hoe.

00:54:04Seven minutes.

00:54:06So, what's up, Becky?

00:54:09Absolutely nothing.

00:54:10For seven minutes.

00:54:13Come on,

00:54:13don't be like that.

00:54:21Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?

00:54:23It's like a dominatrix

00:54:24has your balls in a vice grip.

00:54:26This is what super cops do!

00:54:28Right, Lagny?

00:54:31What the fuck are you doing?

00:54:32I've had two easy things.

00:54:35The best.

00:54:36You laugh when you look at goat's ass.

00:54:41Pay attention, fucker!

00:54:50I think you're beautiful.

00:54:52What?

00:54:53I think you're beautiful.

00:54:56You're beautiful.

00:54:58Get your hands off my tip, man!

00:55:00I'm driving!

00:55:01I like you!

00:55:06So, we're not gonna do nothing, Becky?

00:55:08Would you even be interested

00:55:09if I didn't have this big ol' booty on me?

00:55:11What?

00:55:12What kind of question is that?

00:55:14That's what I thought.

00:55:15All you like me for is my booty.

00:55:17But it's such a nice booty.

00:55:21Plus,

00:55:22you got a cute smile

00:55:24and a dimple that only comes out when you laugh.

00:55:27Aw.

00:55:28See, I'm a nice guy.

00:55:30One minute left.

00:55:32Shit, that's all I need.

00:55:34Shit, tell me twice.

00:55:37Daddy, about to get it on.

00:55:41I love the white chocolate.

00:55:43I normally don't date white women.

00:55:45What y'all doing out in this hallway?

00:55:46Get to the dance!

00:55:47The question is, sir,

00:55:48what are you doing out here?

00:55:50Well, I'm the principal.

00:55:52What are you doing?

00:55:53Do you got the ETA on the new boys?

00:55:57Nah, nah,

00:55:58but we know about

00:55:59Ms. Johnson's TNA.

00:56:01You better watch them out.

00:56:03Sit up there,

00:56:03talking about you know

00:56:04something about Ms. Johnson's DNA.

00:56:06Yo, what the hell is going on out there?

00:56:09Uh, Principal Rogers,

00:56:11as soon as I hear about the new boys,

00:56:13I'll come look for you, bro.

00:56:15Yeah, you do that.

00:56:17Snitching ass nigga.

00:56:18You know, a snitch don't like a snitch.

00:56:19You take it easy.

00:56:20Get to the dance, nigga.

00:56:23Will do, sir.

00:56:30Hey, y'all give it up for the supersizer, y'all.

00:56:36All right, man.

00:56:38Y'all back it up.

00:56:41Song for the 80s.

00:56:43Mm.

00:56:46Do the shit.

00:56:48Do the shit.

00:56:56The next two names are Jason and Anastasia.

00:57:02Come on, shit, huh?

00:57:03Okay.

00:57:04I guess y'all not feeling the supersizer.

00:57:08The new boys on their way.

00:57:10You still got the talent contest coming up.

00:57:12The three girls, the Rangers,

00:57:14the jerk-out kids.

00:57:15This is a huge money trying to win.

00:57:16Seven minutes.

00:57:26Have you ever done this before?

00:57:28Nope.

00:57:29Me either.

00:57:31Kind of awkward, huh?

00:57:33Yeah.

00:57:34Very.

00:57:37And then the mission, nice.

00:57:41Power 106.

00:57:43This is now broadcasted live from Monta Vista High School.

00:57:46It's all about unity in the community.

00:57:47And we're waiting on the new boys.

00:57:49Where y'all at, man?

00:57:51Hey, nigga.

00:57:52Wake the fuck up.

00:57:53What the fuck you doing?

00:57:54Man, fuck these niggas, man.

00:57:56Hurry up so we can back these seniors.

00:57:57Lock in.

00:57:59I have to find niggas.

00:58:01Now we talking.

00:58:05What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:07Get your ass out of my face.

00:58:09Talks as a baby's butt.

00:58:11Are you fucking crazy?

00:58:14Normally, we have these missions more intact,

00:58:17but it seems that my partner has taken some kind of controlled substance.

00:58:20I'm R. Kelly, bitch.

00:58:24What the fuck are you doing?

00:58:26Are you nuts?

00:58:29Peeches!

00:58:29Bitch, bring your ass out the house with my goddamn money.

00:58:33I'll blow every window in that raggedy fucking condo out.

00:58:36Wait there.

00:58:37What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:38What am I doing?

00:58:40Bring your ass out of your...

00:58:41I will kill you.

00:58:42Oh!

00:58:44Oh!

00:58:52So, um, there's, like, no chance that I could...

00:58:54You're not getting my panties.

00:58:56What?

00:58:57I know all about it.

00:58:59Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine, who told me, all about your mission.

00:59:04Kind of stupid, huh?

00:59:06Yeah.

00:59:07And I can't go out like that.

00:59:10I understand.

00:59:11And honestly, I respect you more for it.

00:59:15Thanks.

00:59:17You're sweet.

00:59:18Doing good, cowboy.

00:59:21Thanks, man.

00:59:22Thanks for what?

00:59:24Uh, nothing.

00:59:26You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you?

00:59:28Me?

00:59:29No.

00:59:33It's okay.

00:59:34I used to do the same thing.

00:59:36Ever since my mom died when I was really young,

00:59:38I had this toy unicorn that I would always talk to.

00:59:41It was my best friend.

00:59:44Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know?

00:59:46But not as much as cowboys.

00:59:48Well, unicorns don't exist, so...

00:59:52You hit Bigfoot!

00:59:54What the fuck did you make me do?

00:59:56I didn't hit Bigfoot!

00:59:57Who gives a fuck?

00:59:58Look at the car!

01:00:00Oh, fuck!

01:00:01We gonna help her?

01:00:02I'm gonna come in through this vehicle!

01:00:04I gotta get those guys!

01:00:06I'm sorry, Bigfoot.

01:00:07The fucking door doesn't work anymore.

01:00:08I'm so sorry.

01:00:09Follow me, follow me, you fucking idiot.

01:00:12Hey, yo, ladies, make some noise for four cows!

01:00:15Woo!

01:00:15I'm in love with you!

01:00:19I'm in love with you!

01:00:19The bodies of a girl, it's almost true!

01:00:22I think you...

01:00:24She gave you food!

01:00:26Baby, I just wanna rock me through!

01:00:29Rock you like I snap, baby!

01:00:31All the way, all that...

01:00:33Uh, out?

01:00:34All that?

01:00:35Rock you like I snap, baby!

01:00:36the club close in 15 she's not so fast are they green eyes wow looks like everyone is

01:00:43fucking up you want to dance sure this is my song was hardly a star scene i beat the man

01:00:54snap bad jeans clean white tea and a pair of vans some fans come fast with a whole lot of

01:00:59ass and

01:00:59yoga pants but a jam like this make you want to dance sometimes you got to love your damn self

01:01:18here yeah you are here get to the dance what's up rogers punks get your hands off my

01:01:26boy get to the dance girl huh jesus on the main line tell them what you want oh yeah lord

01:01:34thank

01:01:34you jesus thank you lord y'all ready homie you ready cuz kick kick kick what about you is you

01:01:42ready

01:01:42mm-hmm they whooped your ass man they wouldn't have did that to me though i'll tell you that right

01:01:46now

01:01:47you know how i do man fuck that shit bam you ready to ride out of what nigger excuse me

01:01:51say what man

01:01:52you heard me come again say what man why ain't time a nigga say something to you cuz you act

01:01:56like

01:01:56you can't hear me fuck wrong with you you went deaf from all them shots nigga no nigga it was

01:02:00my mama

01:02:01pussy if i hadn't told you yet my mama had an outbreak on the pussy lip because she got herpes

01:02:06right

01:02:06when she had me the herpy hit my ear fucked me all up what not but we in good standards

01:02:14bitch bitch nasty excuse me say what nasty bitch come again say what i know that's right

01:02:21we got the new boys in the house

01:02:23i cannot break my shit freak my shit my shit bitch freak my shit freak my shit freak my shit

01:02:40freak my

01:02:40shit freak my shit bitch freak my shit

01:03:03Man, how long do I have to wait for him to beat down him?

01:03:08Told you, Junior said midnight, huh?

01:03:11Yeah.

01:03:12I'm bored, eh?

01:03:15It's not fair.

01:03:16What's not fair?

01:03:18Anastasia and her friends and everybody are partying and dancing the night away.

01:03:22But we're just here, sitting and waiting.

01:03:27Shit, I wanna dance.

01:03:32Man, fuck it, dance, man.

01:03:35Dance.

01:03:38Hey, hear the whispers?

01:03:41Yeah!

01:03:42Yeah!

01:03:49Yeah!

01:03:50Yeah!

01:03:52Yeah!

01:03:54You thought it was a bomb, that one, though!

01:03:58Ha!

01:03:59What's all I gotta say about that?

01:04:00Mm!

01:04:01Mm!

01:04:02Mm!

01:04:03Woo!

01:04:06Oh, yeah!

01:04:06Yeah!

01:04:07I ripped my pants and I don't care!

01:04:09Ha!

01:04:10We still got the cars that we're talking about.

01:04:11All right, you boys, y'all did y'all think, but it's talent contest time, y'all!

01:04:15If anybody out there can use an extra $2,000, you better be hot tonight.

01:04:20All right?

01:04:20So let's give it up right now for our first contestants.

01:04:23Make some noise for this sweet girl!

01:04:28Holla, holla, baby.

01:04:30Show me that you really want me.

01:04:33Cause I need to hear it.

01:04:35Uh-huh.

01:04:35Go ahead and push up on me.

01:04:38I can tell you really want, really want me.

01:04:43Your kiss and your touch feels so damn good.

01:04:48Getting under my skin.

01:04:50I try to fight it, but I can't win.

01:04:53This is all your fault.

01:04:55Boy, I love the way you touch.

01:04:57Baby, you touch me in the best way.

01:05:01I think I love you.

01:05:04What can I say?

01:05:06You caught me by surprise.

01:05:08Show me in the sky.

01:05:11Straight into your arms.

01:05:14And I love it.

01:05:15Yeah, baby, baby, I love the way you touch me.

01:05:20Touched me.

01:05:23Touched me.

01:05:26Touched me.

01:05:27Touched me.

01:05:28Touched me.

01:05:28Touched me, teased me.

01:05:29I'm trying to make it easy.

01:05:30You're singing to my tune like your name Lil Weezy.

01:05:32Five hundred degrees, more than just a breezy.

01:05:35Hot, but the flow is snowman.

01:05:37Cheesy.

01:05:38And I want to be real with you.

01:05:40Oh, baby, can I do what you love?

01:05:43I'm trying to settle down.

01:05:45There ain't enough, I'll be a deal now.

01:05:47To the top of the world with your soul for miles.

01:05:49Baby, let them haters hate.

01:05:51I'ma hold you down.

01:05:52Even though I didn't grow up on your side of town.

01:05:54I'ma throw up your sack when we ride out.

01:05:56Baby, you touch me in the best way.

01:06:00All right.

01:06:01Yo, you seen this, my nigga?

01:06:03That's cheeky.

01:06:05Ha, ha, ha.

01:06:06You caught me by the bright.

01:06:08You shot me out the sky.

01:06:10Straight into your arms.

01:06:13And I love it.

01:06:15Yeah, baby, baby, I love the way you touch me.

01:06:19Touched me.

01:06:21Touched me.

01:06:22Touched me.

01:06:24Touched me.

01:06:27Touched me.

01:06:29Touched me.

01:06:31Ah, my God.

01:06:33Taste like candy!

01:06:36Take the business out of my baby.

01:06:39Bro, bro!

01:06:39It's my boy.

01:06:40It's my boy.

01:06:42It's my boy.

01:06:43It's my boy.

01:06:45Boy, my man!

01:06:46Oh, hell.

01:06:48What's home?

01:06:48What's up?

01:06:49What's up?

01:06:49Oh, fuck.

01:06:50What's up, man?

01:06:52Whoo!

01:06:53That's how those flip-flip fingers do it, homie.

01:06:56Man, that shit was horrible.

01:06:58Hey, man, your mama like it.

01:06:59Shut up. Yeah, the hell is RG OKY anyway? Ranger Gang will kill yourself.

01:07:05Give it up for the Rangers!

01:07:11Come on.

01:07:12One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four.

01:07:14Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred, four.

01:07:16I need a tip. Tip, tip. Tip, I need a tip. I got you. I got you, man.

01:07:21One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four.

01:07:24Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred, four.

01:07:26I need a tip, full tip. Tip, full tip, full tip, full tip, full tip.

01:07:31I said a six in the morning and she tippin' on my dick.

01:07:33Tippin' on my dick, tippin' on my dick.

01:07:36Make her scream Rangers when I'm hittin' that shit.

01:07:38No gadgets, can't fit up in my whip.

01:07:40And I got a bad bitch, but she finna get evicted.

01:07:43Gave me a lap gas, now I'm addicted.

01:07:45Standin' at attention, that's what my dick did.

01:07:48Countin' all this money high, mama, come and get this.

01:07:50One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four.

01:07:53Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred, four.

01:07:55I need a tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:07:57I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:00One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four.

01:08:02Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred, four.

01:08:04I need a tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:09Corky first dress to impress, ready to party.

01:08:12White boys in my pocket, hoes fillin' on my body.

01:08:14Wrist on Ciroc, OJ, and Ricardo.

01:08:17Stupid paper, my wallet is retarded.

01:08:19I get money, money I got.

01:08:21Well, I need a tip.

01:08:22Then make that booty pop, make, make, make booty pop.

01:08:25Pop, baby, don't stop.

01:08:26Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:28One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four.

01:08:31Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred.

01:08:33More, I need a tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:35Chip, I need a tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:38One hundred, two hundred, three hundred, four.

01:08:41Five hundred, six hundred, seven hundred.

01:08:42More, I need a tip, tip, tip, tip.

01:08:47What the hell is you doing, man?

01:08:48Get up, man.

01:08:49Come on.

01:08:49Shit, man.

01:08:51Shit.

01:08:52We in the middle of a party.

01:08:53I don't know.

01:08:53I'm good.

01:08:54I got a brownie on my record.

01:08:57Damn.

01:08:58Did this just ruin the Rangers' chance to win the contest?

01:09:01Did it ruin my chance for Anastasia?

01:09:06Come on, buckaroo.

01:09:09You got this.

01:09:12Prairie Puffman's right.

01:09:13I can do this.

01:09:19What do I got to lose?

01:09:26Listen, they call me J-Extra.

01:09:28Yeah, boy, I'm next up.

01:09:30Pippin' and flippin' and rippin' and yeah, tippin' and tippin' and scale.

01:09:32I used to be scared, but now I got a man up.

01:09:34Do like my mama told me, boy, you better take it up.

01:09:37Smoke like the Prairie Puffman, I ain't had enough.

01:09:39It's so tough, so tough, so rough, so tough, tough.

01:09:42But I just fell in love with Anastasia.

01:09:44Yeah, yeah, do your thing, girl.

01:09:45I like how you drop it, huh?

01:09:51I did this!

01:10:00Oh, fucks with the Rangers!

01:10:07Oh, my God, you were amazing.

01:10:10Yo, J-Extra, you saved us, dawg.

01:10:13You did that, my dude, respect.

01:10:15Yo, J, where'd that come from, yo?

01:10:17Bro, I honestly couldn't even tell you, it just, like, came to me.

01:10:20Yo, yo, you see this right here, right?

01:10:21That's how I'm gonna need that.

01:10:22You know what I'm saying, somebody is about to walk away with $2,000.

01:10:26You know what I'm saying, DJ Felly Fowl, Pye 106, Unity in the community.

01:10:30It's been a great night, and to announce your winner right now, y'all give it up for the

01:10:35new boys!

01:10:46Yo, this was a dope-ass night of performances.

01:10:50Hell yeah.

01:10:51Some of y'all did y'all thing tonight, man.

01:10:53Some of y'all were complete failures.

01:10:56Fucking booty.

01:10:58But yo, man, on the real, though, it could only be one winner.

01:11:02And this group crushed it, killed it, murdered it, woo!

01:11:07So give it up for tonight's winner.

01:11:10The motherfucking...

01:11:11Weepers!

01:11:14Hi.

01:11:18Oh, my goodness.

01:11:19Tell me that shit did not just happen, bro.

01:11:20Yo.

01:11:21I needed that two grand.

01:11:22How we lose?

01:11:23The Weepers got these higgas trippin', bro.

01:11:26Yo, look at how high they on.

01:11:28I don't even know who the fuck they picking right now.

01:11:30Exciting!

01:11:31Oh, shit.

01:11:33Fede, it's 12 o'clock.

01:11:34Time for me to go face to music, you feel me?

01:11:36Wait, wait, wait.

01:11:37Hold up.

01:11:38What's 12 o'clock?

01:11:39Yo!

01:11:39That's the end of the town, Joey.

01:11:40Fede, where are we saying?

01:11:41But you gotta sit to now.

01:11:48Fede, I know you wouldn't get into it.

01:11:50The S.A.

01:11:51Holy shit.

01:11:52Yo, Junior.

01:11:53I tried to get your money by midnight.

01:11:55I need some more time.

01:11:56You can do whatever you want to me.

01:11:58But please don't hurt my family.

01:12:03I ain't got insurance, Junior.

01:12:08Junior says.

01:12:10Time's up.

01:12:12Man, the date ain't going nowhere.

01:12:14You're gonna have to kill us all.

01:12:21Cool.

01:12:22Nah, fuck that.

01:12:23It's cool, bro.

01:12:24It's time for me to have him just dip on myself like a man.

01:12:27What's up?

01:12:28What's up?

01:12:29What's up?

01:12:29Junior!

01:12:30Flacco!

01:12:31No!

01:12:32Anastasia, what are you doing here?

01:12:33Get out of here.

01:12:34Go!

01:12:35Anastasia, go back to the gym.

01:12:36We good.

01:12:37I promise.

01:12:43Don't talk to my sister like that, I see.

01:12:45Stop it!

01:12:47I'm gonna be gonna blast them Mexicans tonight for what they think of you, OG.

01:12:51Man, fuck that nigga, Junior, come!

01:12:53What?

01:12:57Nigga, what?

01:12:58Junior, come!

01:13:00We're gonna make some Mexican kunk salad brown.

01:13:20How's the time, my son?

01:13:22This is your hero moment.

01:13:46Stop it!

01:13:48Pain!

01:13:48Ana!

01:13:49You're fine?

01:13:50I'm fine.

01:13:53Are you okay?

01:13:55Oh, my God, Jason.

01:13:57You're hurt.

01:14:09Everybody freeze!

01:14:11What the hell's going on here?

01:14:13Yeah!

01:14:14Stand back!

01:14:14We got this!

01:14:15Everybody freeze!

01:14:17Yeah, we got this.

01:14:18We got this under control.

01:14:20Great, great freaking police work!

01:14:23And...

01:14:23All right, here we go.

01:14:25Can I just talk to him for one second?

01:14:27You've got one minute that we need to get him to the hospital to get sewn up.

01:14:31Look, I'm sorry all this happened.

01:14:34This whole money thing with Day Day and your brother got way out of hand, and then...

01:14:39Slay him.

01:14:40Slay him!

01:14:46Day Day.

01:14:48I appreciate your little homie saving my sister.

01:14:53You're still a junior at $2,000.

01:15:01This ain't over.

01:15:06What are you doing?

01:15:07That's your prize money.

01:15:11Jason told me to give this to you.

01:15:14And he got the draws too.

01:15:17I'll take that.

01:15:19I will take that.

01:15:23Hey, Jay.

01:15:24I appreciate the way you came through, bro.

01:15:26That was some true Rangers fashion.

01:15:28Look, I told you, man.

01:15:30We family.

01:15:30So, y'all my friends.

01:15:32Straight up, bro.

01:15:33You my friend.

01:15:34I'm an official Ranger member.

01:15:36Yes, sir.

01:15:37Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find the confidence and get the girl in my dreams.

01:15:41Stop.

01:15:42What's up?

01:15:44And now, I'm going to go to the hospital with my boyfriend.

01:15:48Boyfriend?

01:15:49I ain't gonna like that.

01:15:50Oh, yeah?

01:15:51Well, he's just gonna have to deal with it.

01:15:53And so are you.

01:15:55Uh-oh.

01:16:02We're gonna keep your ass in our prayers.

01:16:05Man, I wish I would've got shot.

01:16:08What is you talking about?

01:16:09Do you know how much ass I would get on Monday if I got shot?

01:16:12Wow.

01:16:13God, man.

01:16:18You see?

01:16:18That's how it really went down.

01:16:20Fairytale and his do really happen.

01:16:22Even in the hood.

01:16:23Now all I need is a painless circumcision and I'll be straight.

01:16:32Who shot my baby?

01:16:34Who shot my baby?

01:16:36How are you bitches fucking scattered?

01:16:39Everybody can get some of this land today.

01:16:41Fucking Kardashians, cheerleader bitches, you fucking rangers.

01:16:45I'll fuck you and I'll kill you motherfuckers.

01:16:47God damn it.

01:16:48Everybody, you fucking writers, you raggy ass producers.

01:17:01And you bitches.

01:17:03You better not be bootlegging my shit.

01:17:05You better not bootleg this shit.

01:17:06I'll come out there and I'll get you.

01:17:08It's like in the Freddy Krueger movies.

01:17:10I'll be back and get you in the sequel.

01:17:12Motherfuckers.

01:17:12You gan rating

01:17:13Oelsins, you're hired?

01:17:14What?

01:17:19Oh

01:17:23Supercide

01:17:26Supercide

01:17:26Uh

01:17:30Where the haters

01:17:31To the left

01:17:33Y'all make the haters

01:17:34To the right

01:17:35To the right

01:17:37Y'all make the haters

01:17:38To the front

01:17:39To the back

01:17:40To the side

01:17:42To the side

01:17:44Y'all make the haters

01:17:45To the side

01:17:46To the left

01:17:47To the left

01:17:47Y'all make the haters

01:17:48To the right, to the right

01:17:51Y'all make it hate it

01:17:52To the front, to the back

01:17:54Y'all make it hate it

01:17:55The side, the side, the side

01:17:58Y'all make it hate it

01:17:59Look at all these haters

01:18:01Why they hate me?

01:18:03Cause I'm fucking bitches

01:18:04And making cheese

01:18:06Could be fucking cheese

01:18:08And making bitches

01:18:09But I'm just saying cheese

01:18:11Like we taking pictures

01:18:13Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

01:18:16Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

01:18:18Nigga, please

01:18:20Move out my way, motherfucker

01:18:22Move out my way, motherfucker

01:18:26To the left, to the left

01:18:28Y'all make it hate it

01:18:29To the right, to the right

01:18:32Y'all make it hate it

01:18:33To the front, to the back

01:18:35Y'all make it hate it

01:18:36The side, the side, the side

01:18:39Y'all make it hate it

01:18:40To the left, to the left

01:18:42Y'all make it hate it

01:18:43To the right, to the right

01:18:53I got goons that don't even talk, fuck the Dougie motherfucker, fuck the Cripwalk, fuck the stanky leg, fuck the

01:19:03cat daddy, fuck the Macarena, and fuck MC Hammer, fuck Jay-Z, fuck 50 Cent, fuck the President Barack fucking

01:19:14Obama.

01:19:17Oh yeah, I said that, fuck that nigga, nigga, fuck that, to the lip, y'all make me hate it,

01:19:24to the right, to the right, to the front, to the back, to the back, to the back, to the

01:19:32south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to

01:19:37the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south,

01:19:39to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the

01:19:39south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to

01:19:40the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south,

01:19:40to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the south, to the

01:19:40south, to the south, to the south

01:19:49Hey, hey, what the fuck going on with the beat, shawty?

01:19:53Hey, nigga, fuck, shit, speed, nothing shit, nigga.

01:19:57I can't dance to this shit, nigga.

01:20:00Oh shit, nigga.

01:20:05Oh shit, I can't catch my breath, nigga.

01:20:07Oh shit, nigga, I hate this shit, nigga.

01:20:10What the fuck y'all moving on, fam?

01:20:12Take a break, nigga.

01:20:13What the fuck, nigga?

01:20:17Oh shit, nigga, balls.

01:20:20Call the balls, nigga.

01:20:21Come on.

01:20:23Fuck that shit, you need a break.

01:20:26Fuck that, nigga, I'm tired of this bitch, nigga.

01:20:31This shit I don't like, nigga.

01:20:33Oh shit.

01:20:38Oh, nigga.

01:21:01I can't act.

01:21:02Where are we starting?

01:21:03From the top again, right?

01:21:04What up, pretty bitches?

01:21:08I got pussy here on top of the nose.

01:21:11I fucked up on this.

01:21:14Fuckers.

01:21:15I'd like to fuck you, Chris Paul.

01:21:18And if you look in the mirror, you're gonna think you look like the little nigga on the

01:21:21Lords of the Rings.

01:21:24Give me those rings, Chris.

01:21:27Get ready tonight, baby.

01:21:29Cause I'm gonna stick this rat tail in your ass.

01:21:32And I like a woman that's built like a mattress.

01:21:35I'mma lay on you later.

01:21:36I'mma lay on you later.

01:21:37I will.

01:21:38I'mma stick my face in your ass with an antibiotic in my mouth.

01:21:43Y'all better not move.

01:21:45Y'all better not move.

01:21:46Dude with no shirt on with hard nipples and y'all be touching him.

01:21:51It's gonna snap him for your ass you ain't got, bitch.

01:21:55That a bitch look good, though.

01:21:57Yeah, nigga, you got her.

01:21:58She look good?

01:22:00Yeah.

01:22:03I'mma kiss before you go.

01:22:13Where's that?

01:22:14Where's that?

01:22:15I'm walking around and I'm getting it.

01:22:16Where's that?

01:22:17I'm walking around and I'm getting it.

01:22:18She walks you.

01:22:20Let's go.

01:22:29Hey, girl!

01:22:33Show me the park in investigate.

01:22:43I hate it, dude.

01:22:45Wear the place, bro!

01:22:48Hey, man!

01:22:48I'm gonna go play.

01:22:49I'm gonna go play.

01:22:51I'm gonna go play.

01:22:53I'm gonna go play.

01:22:54I'm gonna go play.

01:22:58You know what, while I interrupt your...

01:23:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:23:01You ready?

01:23:02Wait, wait, wait, wait, I forgot my line.

01:23:04Sir, just help me.

01:23:05I only got one spank to cook.

01:23:07You gonna break the whole jail down with your strong tongue.

01:23:10I got delicate anchors.

01:23:12Muerto.

01:23:14Muerto.

01:23:15Who, who you asking for?

01:23:17All their homies.

01:23:19Clap on, clap on, nigga.

01:23:21You dead, bitch.

01:23:23You want it?

01:23:25Don't move, I got it, don't move, don't move, don't move.

01:23:27You ready?

01:23:28Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga.

01:23:31OG little pretty thug.

01:23:33Nigga, I'm saying my name.

01:23:34OG little pretty thug.

01:23:39Lights out, nigga.

01:23:40You hear me? Lights out to you, nigga.

01:23:43Yo, what?

01:23:46That shit's gotta be ended.

01:23:48I'm gonna fuck, my bad.

01:23:49I'm sorry, was that my line or his line?

01:23:51What? I messed up.

01:23:52Oh, am I supposed to say my line?

01:23:53Hmm, yeah.

01:23:54Shit, lights?

01:23:55Wait, what is it?

01:23:56Sorry.

01:23:56Hey.

01:23:58So, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lockout?

01:24:02You heard right.

01:24:06So, I hear you need one more teacher for the volunteer tonight?

01:24:09Uh-huh.

01:24:11So, I hear you need a teacher tonight.

01:24:14Volunteer for the lineup?

01:24:15See ya.

01:24:17One more volunteer teacher for the lockout.

01:24:19You can keep doing it a hundred times.

01:24:21I'm sweating.

01:24:23Fuck what they talking about.

01:24:25Yeah, keep fucking up.

01:24:27Is that cut?

01:24:28Is that cut?

01:24:29Dammit.

01:24:31Function.

01:24:32Function.

01:24:34Function.

01:24:34This joint right here.

01:24:35Right here.

01:24:36Is only for the sexy people.

01:24:39Sexy people.

01:24:40So all you fine motherfuckers.

01:24:42Fine motherfuckers.

01:24:43Get out there and dance.

01:24:45Dance, I said.

01:24:47I don't care if you black.

01:24:49White.

01:24:50Asian.

01:24:50Even my Spanish people like.

01:24:53Yeah.

01:24:54Sexy tonight.

01:24:55Yeah.

01:24:56So you turned up all the way.

01:24:58Then fuck what them how you say.

01:25:01We sexy.

01:25:01We just feel when I'm sexy.

01:25:03What do I feel when I'm sexy?

01:25:05We just feel when I'm sexy.

01:25:07What do I feel when I'm sexy?

01:25:10Oh yeah.

01:25:10Fuck what them how you say.

01:25:13We sexy.

01:25:14Oh yeah, oh yeah.

01:25:15We sexy.

01:25:16Oh yeah, oh yeah.

01:25:17We sexy.

01:25:18Oh yeah, oh yeah.

01:25:19We sexy.

01:25:20Oh yeah, oh yeah.

01:25:21We sexy.

01:25:22Oh yeah, oh yeah.

01:25:23We sexy.

01:25:24Oh yeah, oh yeah.

01:25:25Fuck up them ladies.

01:25:27I got some sexy ass friends.

01:25:28With some sexy ass money.

01:25:30We going sexy ass 20s.

01:25:32Been in sexy ass hunnids.

01:25:34Got a sexy ass smile.

01:25:36With some sexy ass features.

01:25:38Got some sexy ass pupils.

01:25:40And some sexy ass teachers.

01:25:42We some sexy ass freak.

01:25:44With some sexy ass toes.

01:25:45If you got some sexy ass ass.

01:25:47And some sexy ass donuts.

01:25:49I need your sexy sexy ass.

01:25:51Off them sexy ass clothes.

01:25:53Then tell the DJ spin it boom.

01:25:55And play the sexy ass song.

01:25:57n

01:25:58n

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