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00:00:25Breaking news.

00:00:26There's been an incident at the Monte Vista High School lock-in.

00:00:30Two LAPD officers were at the scene and witnessed the crime.

00:00:34We go now live to Monte Vista, where students were gathered for the annual school dance.

00:00:39Well, Officer Lagney and I arrived at the scene to find these packs of gang members in

00:00:43the midst of gun violence.

00:00:44And we immediately pounced the evildoers and we have the situation under control.

00:00:50Yeah, we have to take care of this before more innocent kids are hurt.

00:00:53Bunch of savages, animals that belong in a zoo.

00:01:00First of all, that cop is high as hell.

00:01:03Look at him.

00:01:04Second of all, that's not even how it went down.

00:01:07Let me rewind to the beginning.

00:01:11This was actually the greatest night of my life.

00:01:14And would you believe me if I told you it was a tell of love?

00:01:17The cops may have led with it a tragedy, but you can't never trust the police.

00:01:20Hey, this is my story.

00:01:23So I should tell it.

00:01:24It'll probably be a little less racist.

00:01:25Where are you going to be at tonight?

00:01:28Best believe that you're going to be over at Monte Vista High School because it is going

00:01:32down.

00:01:32Super size.

00:01:33It was a smash hit.

00:01:34The hater dance would be in the neighborhood, man.

00:01:37It's probably 106th annual unity in the community school dance is going down at Monte Vista High

00:01:41School Comma 106th.

00:01:47Let's go.

00:01:48Let's go.

00:01:50Let's go.

00:01:52Let's go.

00:01:54Let's go.

00:01:59Let's go.

00:02:02Let's go.

00:02:03Let's go.

00:02:05Let's go.

00:02:06Let's go.

00:02:07Let's go.

00:02:08Let's go.

00:02:10Let's go.

00:02:11Let's go.

00:02:15I protect my baby come on now listen if some shit goes down I want you to page me all

00:02:25right

00:02:26ma don't nobody use pages no more we got our phone man I know what's going on in

00:02:30these streets sky television ma I promise I'm good all right well listen I gotta get

00:02:38to the motherfucking church anyway go on in there make mama proud learn something give

00:02:41mama a kiss though baby before I go

00:02:58kiss me

00:03:14I love you take care I learned something today make mama proud a little bitch tell your teacher I said

00:03:19hey

00:03:22yeah I got something hold on

00:03:27roll out I got you I got you hit me with that football I'm gonna fuck your ass up

00:03:48hey girl what's up what your name is to your homegirls it's the rain just tied it in you like

00:03:54that

00:03:54that's when I was for the big but I like that

00:03:56drop that low page you baby you like it I got a damn pack

00:03:58shake that can I date that maybe call it back

00:04:01we want no booty so fat didn't ask for the number I know that

00:04:04pretty girl check it

00:04:06Tasha, Keisha, Nell, Lisa

00:04:08pretty girl check it

00:04:10Jess, Pam, Dakota, Chameka

00:04:15Rangers those dudes are amazing

00:04:18best dance click at our school and one of them is actually my older cousin

00:04:24dayday see I met him at a family reunion once

00:04:27but I don't even think he'd remember my name

00:04:29see man I'd do anything to be down with that click

00:04:33now that's what it's about here clicks

00:04:35now they're not gangs but it's far from study buddy shit

00:04:39it's more so sororities and fraternities without the college education and social benefits

00:04:45let me explain

00:04:46each school is divided and segregated into clicks

00:04:49Monty Vista is no different you got your backpackers the nerds the vegan tree loving dreadheads

00:04:57you got your dirty ghetto kids aka your hood skaters

00:05:01oh and that stink finger

00:05:05across the street you'll find the lamest fools to ever step foot in the hood

00:05:09girl let me carry your books for you girl

00:05:11they all dropped out of school like 10 years ago

00:05:14but these fools still up here every single day a bunch of old wannabe gangsters who want to holler at

00:05:19young chicks but always fail miserably

00:05:21we're not carrying any books and if we were you wouldn't be able to touch them

00:05:25you want to carry these balls then bitch

00:05:27yeah yeah

00:05:28put the balls in your in your book bag bitch

00:05:31I told a bitch to carry my balls

00:05:33give me some what

00:05:34I said carry my balls bitch

00:05:35somebody give me some what

00:05:37let's ride out

00:05:38I know that's right

00:05:39thanks

00:05:40then there's the essays

00:05:42the real gangsters

00:05:44legend has it if you look one of them in the eye you could die

00:05:47where we come from blacks and mexicans have never gotten along

00:05:50it's a ghetto civil war that defies logic

00:05:53it's like vegetarians beefing with vegans

00:05:56it's the same shit

00:05:57see what I did there

00:06:00and the most notorious badass essay of them all is Big Junior

00:06:05a while ago he got sent to prison for burning down a school dance

00:06:08because he thought some blind guy was looking at his little sister

00:06:11which just so happens to be the girl of my dreams

00:06:15Anastasia Moreno

00:06:16I've been in love with her since we shared a nap time towel in the first grade

00:06:20I was so nervous I pissed on myself

00:06:23all over the towel

00:06:24all over her

00:06:26I sure enough did

00:06:28she ain't looked my way since

00:06:30it's probably because we're from two totally different worlds

00:06:33I mean she's a sweet girl

00:06:34a part of the hottest female clique that my school has ever birthed

00:06:38let's take a moment to enjoy

00:06:41each day through my window

00:06:45I watch her as she passes by

00:06:52I say to myself

00:06:55you're such a lucky guy

00:07:02man, look at her

00:07:04she's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen

00:07:06yeah

00:07:08it's truly a dream come true

00:07:11wait a minute

00:07:14is she looking at me?

00:07:16Jason Phoebe Jackson

00:07:18oh this is my shot

00:07:20this is my moment

00:07:21seize the opportunity

00:07:32go get him buckaroo

00:07:34oh yeah

00:07:35I forgot to introduce you to the prairie puff man

00:07:38the tobacco industry's propaganda pitch man

00:07:41that's been killing kids for years

00:07:43I wasn't always super cool

00:07:46until I discovered these

00:07:49my mother smokes eight packs of these death doobies a day

00:07:52and since she's a single parent

00:07:54he's the only man I've ever seen in my house

00:07:57prairie puff man is like my guardian angel

00:08:00don't cheat

00:08:01my role model

00:08:02tough, rough and rugged

00:08:04a true definition of a man

00:08:06go get him buckaroo

00:08:22my nigga what the fuck bro

00:08:28what's that

00:08:33worst moment in the history of fucked upness

00:08:36why is he so little?

00:08:39it looks like a dick but smaller

00:08:42oh my god

00:08:46little dude ain't even circumcised

00:08:48pause that bro

00:08:49why are you even looking at this nigga dick?

00:08:51his dick look like franklin

00:08:57hey bro put your pants

00:08:58why are you still sitting there with his pants down?

00:09:00uh-uh

00:09:01attention it's 745

00:09:04we're the students who lost their prosthetic legs

00:09:08please hop your head down here to the guidance counselor's office

00:09:11hey guys hey guys wait up

00:09:13hey guys wait up

00:09:14yo how can i be a ranger

00:09:16i know everything about y'all

00:09:18i got all your mixtapes

00:09:19i know all your dance moves

00:09:20i was even thinking

00:09:21this nigga is a stalker too

00:09:23i do whatever it takes i swear

00:09:26okay little piggy in the blanket

00:09:27dick you really about that ranger life

00:09:30dayday whip it out

00:09:32the rangers got to getting some

00:09:35memorize it

00:09:36now if you want a pleasure to be in the illest clique

00:09:38you gotta get the drawers off one of the illest chicks

00:09:40that's right

00:09:42panties

00:09:42when you come back with a fresh pair of sweet girl panties

00:09:45you in

00:09:47uh can it be like a sock or something

00:09:49panties

00:09:51like these

00:09:54these are quiches from last night

00:09:56she just gave you those

00:09:58for sure

00:09:59all right now here come them sugar draws

00:10:01take your pick little dude

00:10:16yo yo yo snap out of it uncirkey

00:10:19ranger shit is real south central wasn't bill no day

00:10:23so can you pull it off or what

00:10:26uh uh when am i supposed to have this done

00:10:29tonight tonight tonight

00:10:31what you just said south central wasn't building a day

00:10:34i don't know what that mean i should be saying

00:10:36six niggas say it

00:10:38y'all expect me to have sex with one of the most

00:10:40untouchable girls in our school tonight

00:10:42yeah that's not even humanly possible

00:10:45yeah it is tonight is the unity in the community school dance

00:10:49fool and it's a lock-in you know what happens at the lock-in

00:10:57okay for those of you that don't know what a lock-in is let me explain

00:11:01in an attempt to give all races and classes of students a safe party

00:11:05environment and keep them away from gang violence

00:11:07we have an all-night campus party that culminates in a sleepover

00:11:11in the gym nice safe and wholesome right

00:11:16wrong instead of a lock-in they need to call it the get it in

00:11:20because that's all that's happening all night long

00:11:23everybody sneaks off somewhere to get they freak in

00:11:27drink in smoke in and frolic in

00:11:33but the main attraction is the power 106 concert and talent show

00:11:38last year the new boys won taking home two grand and a major label record deal

00:11:43their lives changed forever and they're coming back this year to judge and give

00:11:47another actor ticket out of the hood oh y'all we're late we better get to class

00:11:52nigga we're the rangers we're not worried about being late to class

00:11:55yeah we run the school the school don't run us extra me and then quit tripping

00:11:59y'all with the big dogs running this school school don't run us

00:12:32hey they're right too

00:12:35That's what's wrong with you kids, your mind is filled with all that old bullshit.

00:12:39I'm about sick of it.

00:12:40If I was your daddy, I'd be gonna throw your ass up.

00:12:43I wouldn't play it.

00:12:44I wouldn't put up with none of it.

00:12:45That's right.

00:12:46I'm trying to...

00:12:49Look at that.

00:12:50Look at that.

00:12:51Look at that.

00:12:52There!

00:12:54Oh, yeah.

00:12:56Stop looking at my gun!

00:12:58I'm gonna tell you one time, and I ain't gonna tell you no more.

00:13:01Keep your eyes and your mind off my bitch!

00:13:07I mean, my faculty.

00:13:09I'm sorry about that, Miss Johnson.

00:13:11She hear every damn thing.

00:13:13Everything.

00:13:14Yeah, she is a bitch sometimes.

00:13:16I need to talk to you.

00:13:20About that little butt-naked dance you just did out there on the choir just a minute ago.

00:13:27Well...

00:13:27I'm not circumcised either.

00:13:31And I'm 60-something years old, still ain't circumcised.

00:13:34Yeah, join the club!

00:13:37You got a turtleneck little dick, too.

00:13:40You got a German Shepherd dick, I got a German Shepherd dick.

00:13:43You got a Sean John leather on your dick.

00:13:45That's what you got.

00:13:46That's right, Levi leather.

00:13:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

00:13:49I know it.

00:13:50When your little dick gets the little blanket lint on it and cookie crumbs and stuff like that, it's hard

00:13:55to blow off.

00:13:56I know what you're talking about, cause I deal with it all the time.

00:13:58You ain't even gotta use a condom.

00:13:59Just twist the tip off like a balloon.

00:14:02Got a little ball pop up.

00:14:04Mo' pleasure!

00:14:07Principal Rogers.

00:14:08What?

00:14:09Is there any reason that you have me in your office?

00:14:11Yes, that's the reason why I got you in here.

00:14:14I want to ask you something.

00:14:16You having a problem out of them Ranger boys?

00:14:18The Rangers?

00:14:19No, they're my friends.

00:14:22That's what I'm talking about.

00:14:23See that?

00:14:24I'm sitting up here trying to defend you and you running with them.

00:14:26I'm gonna tell you something, Jabba.

00:14:28You trying to start some shit around here.

00:14:30The Rangers now all of a sudden is your friend.

00:14:32Ain't that a bitch?

00:14:34You running down here fooling with the Mexican kids?

00:14:36They're gonna fuck one of y'all up up and around here.

00:14:38Somebody gonna bend you, spin you, and go up in you.

00:14:40This is my school.

00:14:41And I ain't gonna play that.

00:14:43I don't like one of them there a bit.

00:14:45Is you getting initiated in the gang, Young Gemini?

00:14:48Uh, my name is Jason.

00:14:51And no, I'm not.

00:14:53I'm gonna tell you something, Jeff, bro.

00:14:54You gonna try to start a race ride?

00:14:55You better leave them little Mexican kids along.

00:14:58They're gonna jump on you.

00:14:59Yeah, four to five of them gonna jump on your little ass.

00:15:01They're gonna have Home Depot little jackets on and everything.

00:15:03They don't play that bullshit.

00:15:04Look at that.

00:15:06There.

00:15:07Pimp shit.

00:15:09You think it's a gang?

00:15:11You think it's a gang?

00:15:12You're gonna end up on first 38.

00:15:17First 38.

00:15:18I thought it was 38.

00:15:19Yes, 38, nigga.

00:15:21Yes?

00:15:21Oh, I hear it.

00:15:22You need one more phone to your teacher tonight for the lock-in?

00:15:25And you heard it right, baby.

00:15:26And I need to hear a quick in a cacket lick his ass.

00:15:28All right.

00:15:29Great.

00:15:30We'll see you later.

00:15:36Get that ass up tonight.

00:15:38Huh?

00:15:39I mean, are you going to the school dance tonight?

00:15:42Yeah, come on.

00:15:42Get your little nose ass out of here.

00:15:44Get on out of here.

00:15:45Here we go.

00:15:50I hate the dance.

00:15:53I hate the dance.

00:15:55I hate the dance.

00:15:57I hate the dance.

00:16:00Oh!

00:16:16What the fuck?

00:16:18Seems like today's your unlucky day.

00:16:21Day?

00:16:21Hey? That's funny, fool.

00:16:26Hey. Man, why y'all messing with me?

00:16:29I know you got some lines to move or something.

00:16:35It's your day-day. You have a real important phone call.

00:16:43Who's this?

00:16:46What? Niggas speak English. Who's this?

00:16:51It's Junior. Just got out. And he wants his money.

00:16:57Yeah, don't keep him holding on the phone, Holmes.

00:16:59It's you.

00:17:02My bad, Junior. I didn't know it was you.

00:17:05How did you get out? I thought you was in jail for triple life.

00:17:08I want my money or I'm going to kill you.

00:17:12Look, man. I got your money. Don't worry.

00:17:15Sir, 25 cents for another minute.

00:17:17$2,000 before midnight. Or all your family will die.

00:17:21What did he say?

00:17:22Don't ask me, fool. I don't speak Spanish.

00:17:25Where's my money, asshole? Who's this day-day?

00:17:31$2,000 by midnight. Or Junior's gonna kill you.

00:17:38Shit.

00:17:43Two grand? Man, where am I gonna get that from by midnight?

00:17:47Dede, you cool? Hell nah.

00:17:49These essays are throwing me over some shit my wack-ass father did.

00:17:53Uncle D smoke?

00:17:54Yeah. That lying-ass nigga, Darren.

00:17:57See? My mom thought it'd be a good idea for me to go visit him in prison.

00:18:02Say hi, Daddy. Say hi, Daddy.

00:18:04Hi, Daddy.

00:18:07Who's goddamn white baby is that?

00:18:08This is your baby, okay? He's just light-skinned.

00:18:11Mm-hmm.

00:18:13That one might be mine. That one right there.

00:18:16I'm not totally sure. Just because you name him Darren don't mean he belong to Darren.

00:18:20But I don't care what this baby's name is.

00:18:23This baby is right-skinned, but not light-skinned.

00:18:26That is a white child. That is Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus.

00:18:30That is a Slavic baby, a Viking from Iceland.

00:18:34That's a good-that baby got 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant.

00:18:38You the only one I've been with, Darren.

00:18:40Bitch, let me explain to you the math.

00:18:42I've been in here 16 consecutive years.

00:18:45You know how long consecutive is, don't you?

00:18:47Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:18:47Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking other.

00:18:50Because I ain't never missed a day.

00:18:52So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits with some other motherfuckers other than me.

00:18:57That's not my baby.

00:18:59That's almost a grown white man you brought in here.

00:19:02His glasses are certainly grown.

00:19:04I've never seen a baby with that type of prescription.

00:19:07And why does that baby look like Officer Joshua?

00:19:11Bitch, you been fucking the guard?

00:19:13Nuh-uh, nuh-uh.

00:19:14Hey, Darren. I talk to my mom like that, man. Be respectful.

00:19:18You're absolutely right. I apologize for that.

00:19:22It's just that this bitch...

00:19:23There you go again.

00:19:25Your mother was misbehaving.

00:19:27I'm sorry. I should've set a better example in front of the nice white gentleman and your mother.

00:19:35All right. So, could I please speak to my black son privately, please, if that be okay with you, Darren?

00:19:41Mm-hmm.

00:19:41I mean in no disrespect, sir. Hope to work for you one day when I get out.

00:19:45Come on, baby.

00:19:47Raggedy head, sir.

00:19:49Oh, yeah.

00:19:51Look, excuse me, son. This is my first white baby.

00:19:55What's up, man?

00:19:57I'm in a jam.

00:19:59What?

00:20:00Uh, there was a gambling incident and I need, uh, like, 13,000 cigarettes, preferably 6,000 of those non

00:20:11-menthol, and then like 5,000 pineapple fruit cups.

00:20:15That's worth about $2,000 on the open street market if you can handle that for me. I appreciate it.

00:20:20Darren, what are you talking about?

00:20:23Well, see, what had happened was...

00:20:27Wait, you got to do a flashback within the flashback? Nigga, you know you can't do that.

00:20:32Nigga, I'm a criminal. That's what I do. What I'm not supposed to do. So now, what had happened was...

00:20:40No Mexican has ever beat me in dominoes. Ever.

00:20:44But one day the cash was on the line, I'd been sippin' that lean, and it caught me slippin'.

00:20:52What's this got to do with me? It's your problem.

00:20:55Uh, I didn't have the money, and in lieu of the money, I told Junior and his crew that I

00:21:02had a rich son in a famous rap group,

00:21:04and I'm sure a little funky $2,000 don't mean nothin' when he clockin' all the dollars out there, Mr.

00:21:11Major Buckety Bucks.

00:21:12What? Man, we ain't signed yet. I ain't got no money.

00:21:17All right, well, let's not be a gloomy Gus, okay?

00:21:20If you didn't learn nothin' from your white brother, it's learn, always look on the bright side of life.

00:21:27But you still haven't given him any money?

00:21:29No, I gave him orange this morning.

00:21:31But they're already tryin' to make me make small booty payments, and I only got a small booty to work

00:21:36with.

00:21:39Look here, man. Um, I only got one booty hold. You understand what I'm sayin'?

00:21:44They don't take debit or credit or nothin' in here. It's just hold, okay?

00:21:49Now, I've been holdin' on to it for 16 years. I don't see no reason to let it go now

00:21:53over a few little pineapple fruit cups and some cigarettes.

00:21:58Speaking of which, I need you to do me a favor.

00:22:03You think you could listen to these for me?

00:22:04That's disgusting, man. What'd you pull that out from?

00:22:07Oh, from my Louis Vuitton prison bag, nigga. What do you think? I pulled them out my ass.

00:22:12You ain't got to smell it. Just listen to it. I know, I know. It's time.

00:22:16Look, I only got a few seconds before they snatch me up outta here, cause I'm a gangster.

00:22:21But look, I need you to save my gangster. If you don't embarrass me in front of that white man's

00:22:25child, you better lock me down.

00:22:27Some father I got, huh? Now I got to play junior by midnight.

00:22:32Anyway, you get them draws yet? I'm just messin' with you. Come on, bro. You got P.E.

00:22:39Wait, you notice I was in your B.E. class?

00:22:41Yeah, man. I see you near the foe, lookin' all in that play like a shit.

00:22:46Hey, let's keep this junior thing between me and you, though.

00:22:48It's 11 o'clock. Get y'all ratchet ass in the class!

00:22:56Man, I'm in a tight situation.

00:22:59Go ahead. Keep laughing in my pain.

00:23:01But the struggle is real.

00:23:04Big Junior just magically got released from a triple life sentence,

00:23:07and he's on a mission to kill my cousin Day Day.

00:23:09And probably me, too, once he finds out I'm trying to get his sister's panties.

00:23:13Are those panties really worth dying for?

00:23:17She probably got some really nice panties.

00:23:21I guess I gotta do what I gotta do.

00:23:23It's like my man Shakespeare said,

00:23:25Love is a smoke made from the fumes of sighs being purged of fires sparkling in lovers' eyes.

00:23:36Get your asses up for some aerobics!

00:23:39Stay your asses up!

00:23:40Don't make Coachella mad today, don't make me mad!

00:23:43Come on, now!

00:23:44Let's get into this hater dance, shall we?

00:23:46Five, six, seven, and eight!

00:23:49And to the leg!

00:23:49One, two, three!

00:23:51Whoo!

00:23:52Yeah!

00:23:53Come on, guys!

00:23:54Man, what the hell you doing, piglet dick?

00:23:56Move like you got some damn rhythm!

00:23:57Come on!

00:23:58Not that!

00:23:59Yeah, side to side, yeah, side to side, and side to side!

00:24:02Oh, yeah!

00:24:03Keep going!

00:24:04Mm!

00:24:06Do the dance!

00:24:10Not so hard, thank the dash!

00:24:11Not so hard, okay?

00:24:13Man, I'm so sick of this damn song.

00:24:15Yeah, but I do like the way B3 booty shapes through that dance!

00:24:19What's a B3?

00:24:21Man, you gotta keep up with the acronyms if you're gonna be a ranger.

00:24:24B3 is big, booty, thank you.

00:24:27Come on, JX, let's roll over there right now.

00:24:29I like that, JX.

00:24:31That's your new name.

00:24:32Yeah, that's right Dougie with it, boy!

00:24:35That's the Frederick Dougie right there, you old nigga!

00:24:38Um, can we help you, little boy?

00:24:40No, love.

00:24:41You little homie with us.

00:24:42Um, sorry, Langston.

00:24:44I ain't know.

00:24:45Hey, didn't we go to preschool together?

00:24:48Uh, me?

00:24:50No.

00:24:51Uh, see, I'm from Nigeria.

00:24:57Yeah, that's it.

00:24:59You peed on me in elementary school.

00:25:02What?

00:25:03What?

00:25:04What are y'all doing not participating in my calisthenics?

00:25:07Huh?

00:25:09Coachella, we tired of doing that fake-ass electric slide, man.

00:25:12The hater dance is loved by everybody.

00:25:14We don't like it.

00:25:15Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that, baby Chris Rock face.

00:25:18Why you hate the hater dance, huh?

00:25:20You gotta like it.

00:25:22Okay!

00:25:24We about what's popping next, not now.

00:25:26Yeah, we about to give you a little taste of what we gonna do tonight.

00:25:29Check it out.

00:25:30Who painted your back?

00:25:31Leo Negro DaVinci?

00:25:33Watch this, little niggas.

00:25:34They are so disrespectful.

00:25:39We gotta have fun.

00:25:48Watch this, I'm trying to get the same.

00:25:48You gotta ask, then shake that.

00:25:50You gotta ask, then shake that.

00:25:54Then drop and bring it back.

00:25:56If you got back, then bring it back.

00:25:57And if you're bad, you can make it clap.

00:25:59Hold on my lap, snap, bag, turn around, the mama touching the ground

00:26:03I can't run if it's a brawl, may the rain, the bitch drown

00:26:06Now she on my balls, caught all the rebounds

00:26:08Got me feeling like a hound, sniffing for kitty, I found

00:26:12Attracting all the women with them big old booties

00:26:14No time for no games and I'm supposed to be a rookie

00:26:17Switching in them heels, making nigga wanna heal

00:26:19I'm a dog staring at ass, till my paws get a feel, shout it

00:26:23What's the dealie? These niggas can't get with me

00:26:25With my twenties and them fifties, yeah, sitting on them titties

00:26:27Right, take a bath, and all these niggas looking like

00:26:30Really white, he getting to the money, it's funny

00:26:33These older women is really attracted to me

00:26:35Now I'm denying ratchets and steady stacking this money, nigga

00:26:38She fuck it up, she fuck it up, I be dancing on the butt

00:26:42She fuck it up, she the baddest in the club

00:26:44She fuck it up, I be dancing on the butt

00:26:47She fuck it up, so I tell them if you got ass to shake that

00:26:50You got ass to shake that, if you got ass to shake that

00:26:53You got ass to shake that, you got ass to shake that

00:26:54You got ass to shake that, bring me back

00:26:56Go, wait!

00:27:00Go, wait!

00:27:02Hey, hey!

00:27:02Yo, we killed that We definitely going to win the night

00:27:05Bro, you already know, sir I know you saw how Jasmine was on me

00:27:09That's going to be my bust down tonight

00:27:11Nigga yeah right You know her daddy a pastor

00:27:13Hey, hey!

00:27:15Are you doubting the powers of a Ranger?

00:27:17My fault I'll repent

00:27:19Yo yo, check that out That's confidence right there

00:27:21Yeah, they still ain't gonna smash, but it needs to be confident.

00:27:26I don't know, bro.

00:27:27This old sweet girl thing seem to be a little bit out of my league.

00:27:30I didn't get my name out.

00:27:32I blew it, y'all.

00:27:33Don't trip.

00:27:34You're gonna have a chance.

00:27:35No, you won't, little nigga.

00:27:39Hi, Mrs. Johnson.

00:27:49Hello, bitches.

00:27:52Hi, boys.

00:27:56Damn.

00:27:57Stop looking at my bitch!

00:28:01Students, it's 12.30.

00:28:05Lunchtime, reduced lunch, free lunch, hell.

00:28:09No lunch.

00:28:12Hey, man, look at these little niggas.

00:28:13I need some moves.

00:28:14Moves?

00:28:15Oh, man.

00:28:16Man, that's why the lenders are gay.

00:28:17What the fuck you say?

00:28:19You heard what he said, fools?

00:28:20Y'all gay.

00:28:22Man, that's the best you could come up with.

00:28:24Yeah.

00:28:25Yeah.

00:28:26Cue these niggas off, y'all.

00:28:27I don't little niggas funny.

00:28:37Yeah.

00:28:39Yeah.

00:28:40Yeah.

00:28:42Yeah.

00:28:42These suckas.

00:28:43We run this school.

00:28:44Y'all niggas don't want it.

00:28:46Hot.

00:28:46Like your mama coochie or something.

00:28:48That shit don't stop.

00:28:50Plunger.

00:28:50Dude, you ass stout.

00:28:52Plumber.

00:28:53I don't understand something.

00:28:54What?

00:28:54Why he dressed like a man but got breasts like a woman?

00:28:57For lunch?

00:28:58Eat a dick if you hungry.

00:29:00What?

00:29:00Could've been your pups, but I got jipped by the monk.

00:29:02Your mama pussy be your way.

00:29:04That shit is stankin'.

00:29:05Woo!

00:29:05How you put up with that stench?

00:29:07Even stink finger wouldn't get up in that bitch.

00:29:09Green pubic hairs like fuckin' on the Grinch.

00:29:12Met your mama freshman year, we've been fuckin' ever since.

00:29:15Nigga, ain't that about a bitch.

00:29:17Look at your guess, either this or the rent.

00:29:19Your pants so tight, I can see your pussy print.

00:29:21Can I tell Joe, let him know who you with?

00:29:24Like Bernie Mac, I'm the king of this comedy.

00:29:26And the back of your neck look like grits, hominy.

00:29:29Your braids so old, they singin' Negro spirituals, homie.

00:29:31Oh, nobody knows.

00:29:34Tell the truth, we threw thee loose, huh?

00:29:35Honestly, come out the closet with your promise ring.

00:29:38You call this gay, we happy, nigga.

00:29:40But I just played your girl like an action figure.

00:29:43Matter of fact, I'm a passer, nigga.

00:29:45Yo, J-Extra, go and blast these niggas.

00:29:52Uh...

00:29:52Yo.

00:29:55Listen.

00:29:56Man, I told y'all this kid wasn't ranging material.

00:30:03Uh...

00:30:03Uh, students, you think I'm playin'?

00:30:07I'm walkin' around here, I'm hookin' for ya.

00:30:08Get your little gold-smelling answers in your class.

00:30:11I'm out here workin', I'm lookin'.

00:30:13Don't make me sneak up on ya.

00:30:15Give it to me, give it to me, give me the funk.

00:30:19I smell pussy or pot?

00:30:23It's pot.

00:30:25Oh.

00:30:35Smoke weed every day.

00:30:38Everyone take out your poems and pass them to the front.

00:30:42I hope you students ain't frontin' on some bitch-ass shit

00:30:44and try and turn in some old Jay-Z lyrics.

00:30:46I got all his albums.

00:30:48I fucks with hoes.

00:31:00It was just my circumcision.

00:31:05Miss Moreno, late again.

00:31:09Sorry, Miss Billingsley.

00:31:10You must think Billingsley is a punk bitch.

00:31:14Because you are treatin' me like a bitch,

00:31:16comin' up in my class all late and shit.

00:31:19Miss Billingsley, it's, it's not even like that.

00:31:21And I bet your ass didn't do the homework assignment either, huh?

00:31:25Well, actually, I, um, I have something.

00:31:28Uh-huh.

00:31:29Um, and it works.

00:31:31Wow.

00:31:33I mean, I liked it.

00:31:35It's formatted correctly.

00:31:37The words are beautiful.

00:31:38You just forgot to put your name on it.

00:31:40So, you didn't think it was too long?

00:31:43Nah, you're perfect.

00:31:44It's perfect.

00:31:46Thanks.

00:31:49Oh.

00:31:50You decided to actually do some work.

00:31:53Well, I have got to hear this shit.

00:31:56Ms. Moreno, do us the honor of reciting that poem.

00:32:00What?

00:32:00To the front of the class, Ms. Moreno.

00:32:03Ms. Billingsley, I...

00:32:04You don't talk back to a pimp.

00:32:06Respect my gangster.

00:32:22Admiring from afar, courting in secret, wishing for my star.

00:32:30My prayers to keep it.

00:32:33You are my star.

00:32:35In the safety of my dreams, you are my star.

00:32:42Beauty gazing for what seems.

00:32:45Like an eternity.

00:32:47Too fearful for speaking.

00:32:50Too nervous for flirting.

00:32:53My words escape me, yet flourish from the page.

00:32:58Maybe it's not yet my season.

00:33:00My love ferments with age.

00:33:03I guess I must wait.

00:33:05I confess I must say.

00:33:08You are my star.

00:33:11You are my star.

00:33:13You are my star.

00:33:13But I am just a glimmer in the galaxy of your existence.

00:33:17But I go unnoticed from a distance, burned by your heat.

00:33:21And I've yearned for so long.

00:33:24For you, without me, is like a singer with no song.

00:33:29Yet still, you are my star.

00:33:37Oh, shit.

00:33:40That motherfucker was hella dope.

00:33:55Students, it's three o'clock, school is over, the school dance is tonight.

00:34:00No gang attire, no lace front, no thongs, no C-systems, guys.

00:34:05See you tonight.

00:34:12Hey man, where the hell is your clothes?

00:34:14Horse got the munchies, a maiden.

00:34:17Smooth move back there in class, my son, but now it's time to rope this filly.

00:34:22Damn, it's your tongue, man.

00:34:23Here she comes.

00:34:24Jason!

00:34:25Jason!

00:34:27Oh my God.

00:34:29She gave me an A.

00:34:31She even wrote, your poem was the shit.

00:34:35I wish I was as good a writer as you.

00:34:38I mean, you're talented, I've seen you.

00:34:41Really?

00:34:42I mean, I got the vocals, just not much of a songwriter.

00:34:47Maybe you should let me help you with that.

00:34:50Yeah?

00:34:52That would be cool.

00:34:54I guess I owe you now.

00:34:56Nah, you don't owe me.

00:34:58It's the least I could do after peeing on you in preschool.

00:35:02I knew I wasn't crazy.

00:35:03That was really stupid.

00:35:04That was you.

00:35:04Shut up!

00:35:06Shit.

00:35:07Excuse me?

00:35:08Huh?

00:35:08I said shut up all them haters and give me your number.

00:35:13Okay.

00:35:24So, you should give me a call sometime.

00:35:27And maybe we could write a song together.

00:35:30Yeah, I'd like that.

00:35:34Fuck you, nigga.

00:35:34That's how you do that shit.

00:35:35Oh, and aren't you going to the lock-in tonight?

00:35:38Uh, uh, yeah.

00:35:39Uh-huh.

00:35:39Cool.

00:35:40I'll see you there then.

00:35:42Yeah.

00:35:45Give it, nigga.

00:35:46That's how you do it, nigga.

00:35:47That's how you do it.

00:35:48Hey, I'm certain.

00:35:49She give you the drawers yet?

00:35:53Oh, man.

00:35:55I'm working on it, bro.

00:35:56Look, you finally got a little confidence.

00:35:58Yeah.

00:35:59Got a little bit of swag, too.

00:36:01The youngster got the number.

00:36:02I can't believe it.

00:36:03That's right.

00:36:04You know he ain't going to do nothing with it but get ink on his dick when he's jacking off.

00:36:10Oh, shit.

00:36:11Who's raggedy-ass shit is that?

00:36:14Jackson, bring your ass up, boy.

00:36:16Nigga, that's your mama.

00:36:17Oh, hell no.

00:36:21God damn, this boy going to make me get out of the goddamn car.

00:36:24Ah, here to see what's happening.

00:36:26She's not all the way my mama.

00:36:27She kind to my mama just a little bit.

00:36:31Shit.

00:36:32Get it, cubs.

00:36:33That's you, cubs.

00:36:33Motherfucking shit.

00:36:35I said on two, cubs.

00:36:37Nigga, you lying.

00:36:38Actually, she's a doctor.

00:36:40I swear.

00:36:40Boy, don't make me embarrass you out here in front of this school.

00:36:42Now, come on.

00:36:43If she went to go, we're going to be in my crib.

00:36:44All right, I'm going to hit yourself.

00:36:46You ain't going to hit shit.

00:36:47Who the fuck are they any damn way?

00:36:49Mama, this is my friend.

00:36:50You ain't got no fucking friends.

00:36:52Where are you?

00:36:52What the hell are you going to let me get here?

00:36:54Cubs?

00:36:55Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:36:56Hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:36:57What's up?

00:36:57Hey, man, come on.

00:36:58Cubs?

00:36:59Mama, cubs?

00:37:00Old lady, cubs?

00:37:01You see me out here dancing?

00:37:02Crip walking and shit?

00:37:03You out here interrupting my swag, lady?

00:37:05Yeah, bitch, you interrupting his swag, hoe.

00:37:08How about I interrupt your life?

00:37:09Oh, shit, shit, they got rid of it.

00:37:10Everybody chill.

00:37:11No, no, no, no, no.

00:37:11Hey, hey, look at me.

00:37:13I'm not worried about the little squirt gun you got, nigga.

00:37:15I got pussy ass tougher than you.

00:37:17Yeah, it's on top of your lip, bitch.

00:37:18Shut up, fucker.

00:37:19All right.

00:37:36What seemed to be the problem, Percy?

00:37:38You know, no, everything cool around here, we straight.

00:37:40I done told you little motherfuckers to stop coming up to this school, you grown ass niggas.

00:37:44You're trying to gang bang, you need to bang a job.

00:37:47I done told you about selling drugs around here.

00:37:49Come on, ain't nobody into that.

00:37:51We ain't into that life.

00:37:51We just say no to that.

00:37:52Ain't that right, my niggas?

00:37:53Excuse me, say what?

00:37:54I said we say no to drugs.

00:37:55Come again, say what?

00:38:00Percy, you think you slick, I'm on your ass.

00:38:02I'm on your ass like stink on shit.

00:38:04I told you stop calling me Percy in front of my homies, man.

00:38:07It's OG little pretty thug.

00:38:08You know what it is.

00:38:10Pretty thug?

00:38:11A pretty thug?

00:38:12You look like a pretty little chimpanzee.

00:38:15Not when I do this.

00:38:18Amazing.

00:38:19You look like OG meerkat.

00:38:21Meerkat?

00:38:22Yeah, you look like a little meerkat.

00:38:23All four of you is short.

00:38:25You understand?

00:38:26Y'all of you can do a flip under the bed.

00:38:30Nigga, are them the shoes with the wheels on the bottom of them?

00:38:33You up here at the school with some Heelys on?

00:38:36I'm crazy.

00:38:38Now, let this student in this beautiful supermodel.

00:38:42Thank you, baby.

00:38:43Come on through.

00:38:44Let's give it a hand.

00:38:45Let's see this.

00:38:47Let's see this.

00:38:47Don't leave Marone around here.

00:38:48Hit me again.

00:38:49Built like that goddamn car.

00:38:52Call me when you want to ride, too, motherfucker.

00:38:55Yes, Lord.

00:38:56Yes, Lord.

00:38:58This bootleg brings all the boys to the yard, bud.

00:39:01Trust and believe.

00:39:02I stick my face in her ass.

00:39:03You get stuck.

00:39:05That's how I got to tell daddy to knock me up.

00:39:09Knock me good enough.

00:39:11I want you to stay out of my woman's face.

00:39:12I don't want that, bitch.

00:39:14Yeah, get on out of here.

00:39:15All what?

00:39:16Let's roll.

00:39:17Let's roll.

00:39:17You sure?

00:39:18You sure?

00:39:18Upstart, bitch.

00:39:20God damn it.

00:39:20All of you better be in the car seat when you leave here.

00:39:23Easy, cubs.

00:39:24Easy, cubs.

00:39:25Easy, easy, cubs.

00:39:31Fucking piece of shit, car.

00:39:33Fuck this raggedy motherfucker.

00:39:34I don't give a fuck, bitch.

00:39:36Go around, bitch.

00:39:37Go around.

00:39:38I don't give a fuck.

00:39:40Fuck you looking at that motherfucker.

00:39:42Now, fuck.

00:39:44Now, going around with the LADD eyewitness ride-a-long.

00:39:50So this is what we like to do all day.

00:39:52Survey the land and look for evildoers.

00:39:53And we like picking up bitches.

00:39:55What the fuck would you say that in the camera for?

00:39:57You don't like picking up bitches?

00:39:58I love picking up bitches.

00:40:00I haven't seen it in the camera.

00:40:01Holy shit, rock the cock block.

00:40:04We got some serious rock in the cock block right here.

00:40:07We're in hot pursuit.

00:40:08Oh, motherfuckers.

00:40:08They're pulling over.

00:40:09We got ourselves a hot tamale right here.

00:40:12This is what taxpayers pay for right here.

00:40:15And these boys are mine, baby.

00:40:18Rock the cock block.

00:40:21Rock the cock block.

00:40:22Taking these animals down.

00:40:23This is what we're doing right here.

00:40:25Hold on.

00:40:26I got you in the back.

00:40:27Turn the music down.

00:40:29Huh?

00:40:30Turn the music down.

00:40:32Huh?

00:40:33Turn the fucking music down.

00:40:35Hold on.

00:40:36I can't hear you.

00:40:36The music is too loud.

00:40:37Let me turn it down.

00:40:39Fast you going?

00:40:41Oh.

00:40:43Apparently not fast enough.

00:40:44Officer, since you caught him.

00:40:47Obviously, these guys are on drugs.

00:40:49Okay?

00:40:50Do you have any paraphernalia in the car?

00:40:52Any weapons?

00:40:52No, sir.

00:40:53I mean, I'm male.

00:40:56Officer.

00:40:57Penis?

00:40:58It's penis.

00:40:59It's French.

00:41:01Okay, penis.

00:41:02All we got is these brownies my grandmother made in this non-alcoholic grape drink to wash it down with.

00:41:08Really?

00:41:09Can I have some of that?

00:41:11Where's the drink?

00:41:12What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:14What the fuck are you doing?

00:41:15This isn't a restaurant.

00:41:17I'm starving.

00:41:17I didn't have anything to eat today.

00:41:19But you can't eat shit from them.

00:41:21Your grandmother made these?

00:41:22Yes, sir.

00:41:23These are amazing.

00:41:23You tell her she needs her own show.

00:41:25This is ridiculous shit.

00:41:27Get out of the car.

00:41:28You have to be firm and authoritative so that these perps treat you with respect.

00:41:33Cop locked!

00:41:36Hot pursuit!

00:41:37Hot pursuit!

00:41:38Hot pursuit!

00:41:38Two black men in a wide world's voice going down Fairfax!

00:41:42Roger that, Officer Penis.

00:41:43It's penis!

00:41:48The heavy hitter T.J. Bellyfowl with you.

00:41:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:41:58Shoutouts on power106.com.

00:42:00Tonight, we're broadcasting from the high school with the new boys.

00:42:05It's all about unity.

00:42:06Yeah, man, I don't have to make it work the corners.

00:42:09Make us some money, man.

00:42:10Whatever, home.

00:42:12I can feel the burn.

00:42:14This thing works.

00:42:15You feel like Bruce Lee?

00:42:15We better start rehearsing if we're going to win the talent show tonight.

00:42:19I got some cool moves.

00:42:21Hey, pretty bitches.

00:42:23I know you didn't just disrespect us and call us bitches.

00:42:26What are you talking about disrespect?

00:42:27Ain't nobody disrespect you.

00:42:29I said pretty bitches.

00:42:30Disrespecting you is calling you ugly bitches.

00:42:32It's a compliment, bitch.

00:42:34Them bitches don't know.

00:42:35Aye, he does have a point.

00:42:38Damn, he's kind of cute in a little chocolate smurf type of way.

00:42:42It's me, baby.

00:42:42You see?

00:42:44You guys can't be serious.

00:42:46Do you hear your friends?

00:42:48Come on, you guys.

00:42:49Let's go inside.

00:42:50This bitch over here acting like a C-U-N-Tijuana.

00:42:52Hey, why don't you stop cock-blocking, you little Mexican bitch?

00:42:55You see she over here trying to get it?

00:42:57Let your girl get it.

00:42:58Over here fucking up games thinking, bitch.

00:43:00Mexican bitch.

00:43:01What the hell?

00:43:02You know that old bitch?

00:43:03Bitch.

00:43:04Let's go.

00:43:07We are funny.

00:43:09We are...

00:43:10This bitch.

00:43:12What's that you call my sister?

00:43:14What the fuck?

00:43:15The fuck you all rolling up on poor cubs?

00:43:17You must know, no.

00:43:18He can't, no.

00:43:19Huh?

00:43:19He can't, no.

00:43:20I said, stop cock-blocking, you little Mexican bitch.

00:43:23That's why I said, cubs.

00:43:25This nigga got me fucked up, cubs.

00:43:26Man, show him what you do.

00:43:27Aw, shit.

00:43:28It's back here.

00:43:29Back there.

00:43:29There you go.

00:43:30Okay.

00:43:31OG, you little pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:32I'm about to put this nigga in the box, man.

00:43:34Don't do it.

00:43:34Calm down.

00:43:34You know how you get.

00:43:35Nigga, six feet under, nigga.

00:43:36You hear me?

00:43:37Thin on the surface.

00:43:38It's seven now.

00:43:38Huh?

00:43:39Nigga, I'm talking face on the brochure.

00:43:41Boy.

00:43:42Lights out, hear me?

00:43:43Okay.

00:43:43Calm on, clamp off.

00:43:44Okay.

00:43:45You got me fucked up, cubs.

00:43:47Come back.

00:43:47You got me fucked up, cubs.

00:43:48Come back.

00:43:49Come back.

00:43:50Pretty thug, nigga.

00:43:50You understand?

00:43:51You don't know, ask somebody.

00:43:52Don't fuck around.

00:43:53You get shot by a pretty nigga, nigga.

00:43:55Okay.

00:43:55What the fuck is he talking about?

00:43:57I said, OG, little pretty thug.

00:43:58Come on, you can say what?

00:43:59I'm telling him.

00:44:01Oh, shit.

00:44:02This nigga real.

00:44:05Oh, shit, this motherfucker's strong.

00:44:07Fucking thug, nigga, I killed you, bitch.

00:44:09Oh, Jesus Christ, and let it ain't safe.

00:44:11What the fuck?

00:44:12Hey, man, get the grenade on this nigga, man.

00:44:14Give us a light.

00:44:15Grenade this nigga, man.

00:44:17Pray to him.

00:44:19He's also a hand.

00:44:21Put him down.

00:44:21He don't deserve it.

00:44:22Hey, man, I can get this cholo, nigga.

00:44:24Bam.

00:44:25I can get pretty for this shit.

00:44:27I'm going to get you pretty.

00:44:28Oh, shit.

00:44:34God damn.

00:44:35Who did it do you?

00:44:35Ah!

00:44:37Oh, shit.

00:44:38Oh, shit.

00:44:39Stick it to the fuck up.

00:44:42I feel that shit.

00:44:45Enough.

00:44:46Enough.

00:44:47Nice.

00:44:48Bam.

00:44:49Time's out.

00:44:50Shit.

00:44:50I always wanted to do that, eh?

00:44:53Hey, man, grab my gun.

00:44:55Give us a what?

00:44:56Grab my gun.

00:44:58Give us a what?

00:45:00I can't understand you.

00:45:01Oh, shit.

00:45:03Now, you can't shoot a nigga with Jesus on his face.

00:45:04Now, come on.

00:45:05In the name of our life, don't do it.

00:45:06Fall back, ho.

00:45:07Fall back.

00:45:09Okay.

00:45:17What's that you said about my sister?

00:45:21Real about mine, cuz.

00:45:28No bullets?

00:45:30This motherfucker put no bullets in his gun.

00:45:33What a man, man.

00:45:35That's like your life.

00:45:36You can play it.

00:45:36No, no.

00:45:39Jeez, that's a new voice.

00:45:41This is not the new album.

00:45:42This shit is not the fuck that shit.

00:45:44That's my own nigga.

00:45:45Y'all got me fucked up.

00:45:47I'm not getting out.

00:45:48I'll tell you how they can go through it.

00:45:49These nids got me fucked up.

00:45:51Y'all got me fucked up.

00:45:53All the way up.

00:45:53Hey!

00:45:54You took it like a real G though.

00:45:56You took it like a real G though.

00:45:56I don't need a nigga, man.

00:46:01Oh, shit.

00:46:02We met at the World Star show.

00:46:03Hey, that shit crazy.

00:46:05Hey, nigga.

00:46:05I killed them niggas off.

00:46:06Hey, you did the good shit.

00:46:07Hey, y'all.

00:46:08You hear that, niggas, man.

00:46:09Look whose mom finally let him out the house.

00:46:11Man, y'all whack.

00:46:13You hate me because my mama care.

00:46:14Ghetto-ass mama.

00:46:15She care about gunplay.

00:46:17For real.

00:46:18See your little cameo on World Star?

00:46:20Check it out.

00:46:21She got a million views.

00:46:22Is it tight?

00:46:23Yeah.

00:46:28Loser.

00:46:29Langston, can I use your phone to call Nastassia?

00:46:31Why didn't you call her at your crib?

00:46:33Well, we don't have a house phone.

00:46:35All we got is my mom's pager.

00:46:37Besides, I need more support from my guys, you know?

00:46:40So I'm mad nervous, y'all.

00:46:42For sure.

00:46:44Call her.

00:46:44And I'm going to call George Cush and light up this blunt.

00:46:48They're coming out of no more words.

00:46:52I can't believe they beat my record.

00:46:54You know, I hold the record for most videos,

00:46:56retired on one of the six, the most.

00:46:58But I've never done it.

00:46:59And this one is smashing it.

00:47:00How many days has it been on?

00:47:02178 days.

00:47:03Hey.

00:47:03Hey, baby.

00:47:04Hey, baby.

00:47:05Hey, baby.

00:47:06Hey, baby.

00:47:07Hey, baby.

00:47:08Hey, baby.

00:47:39Hey, baby.

00:47:40Sorry, baby.

00:47:40Hey, baby.

00:47:40Baby.

00:47:40Hey, baby.

00:47:40Hey.

00:47:41Cristo.

00:47:41We shared a classroom and I helped her with her homework and I wanted to know if she needed more

00:47:46help help

00:47:47If you need me to help her with her homework, I helped her with her homework. Hold on. Anastasia

00:47:57Hello

00:48:04Hey Anastasia

00:48:06Jason

00:48:09Yeah, I thought this was your cell phone

00:48:12I lost my cell phone. This is my home phone. What's up?

00:48:18Nothing

00:48:20Tell her to put the phone up to her coochie

00:48:26Excuse me, uh nothing nothing at all nothing

00:48:32Guess I'll see later on it's lock-in later on. Yeah, I guess so

00:48:42Fuck the stanky lady

00:48:44Fuck the cat daddy

00:48:46Fuck the Macarena

00:48:47Fuck MC Hammer

00:48:49Fuck Jay-Z

00:48:57Straight crash and burn

00:48:58Thought I was shook when her dad got on the phone

00:49:00It was downhill from there

00:49:02She probably think you a big-ass dork right about now

00:49:05Told you about the Mexican daddies, man

00:49:07You niggas in mi casa, fool

00:49:09Confidence, bro

00:49:10That's all it is. Stop being so fucking nervous

00:49:13Yeah, virgin

00:49:21Who was that on the phone?

00:49:23Nobody, it was just a friend from school

00:49:25He was helping me with homework

00:49:26Oh, yeah? He's helping you out

00:49:28And your little friend from school, is he, um

00:49:30A negrito?

00:49:32What does it matter?

00:49:34Orale, Kim Kardashian

00:49:35Now you're dating black guys?

00:49:37Papa

00:49:38Papa

00:49:38Don't papa me

00:49:40Okay, I know how suave black guys are

00:49:43They talk to you with that mac daddy lingo

00:49:46Holding their giant penises

00:49:48Alright, and I could tell by this kid's voice over the phone

00:49:51It was all deep, he's got a giant palo

00:49:54No, he doesn't

00:49:55What? What did you say?

00:49:58Nothing

00:49:59Look, Ana

00:50:00You're a beautiful Latina

00:50:02Which means

00:50:03Which means what?

00:50:04Which means you're fertile as hell

00:50:07Then I don't want some little black nappy headed baby

00:50:09With a big penis

00:50:10Running around this house

00:50:12Touching all my shit

00:50:13And leaving him for me to raise

00:50:14I can't believe we're talking about this right now

00:50:16I'm a virgin

00:50:18I didn't run off like you and mom and get pregnant when I was 16

00:50:23Alright, well, you know

00:50:24At least I stuck around to take care of my children

00:50:26Those black guys come around with the cool talk

00:50:29And they get you in bed

00:50:30And when you get pregnant

00:50:31They turn into magicians

00:50:34Magicians?

00:50:35Yeah, magicians

00:50:36Like the rato we saw at the casino

00:50:37David Coppertone

00:50:38Yeah, Coppertone

00:50:39He was good

00:50:39Yeah, it was funny

00:50:40The rabbits?

00:50:41Yeah, they were cute

00:50:42They disappear

00:50:44I don't want you to become a statistic

00:50:46Alright, I'm telling you

00:50:47Cause I want you to take care of yourself

00:50:49I care about you, mija

00:50:50Papa, don't worry about me

00:50:52Worry about your sons

00:50:53Like Junior, the one that just got out of jail

00:50:56Mmm

00:50:58Or this one

00:50:59The 18 year old

00:51:00Who still wears slippers

00:51:01Because he doesn't know how to tie his shoes

00:51:03Mmm

00:51:06Oh no, I know how to tie my shoes

00:51:08I just think the concept of laces is stupid

00:51:11I have to agree with Flaco on that one

00:51:14Who asked you to talk?

00:51:15And Sarasque, why are you always here?

00:51:17Yeah, why are you always here?

00:51:20What do you mean? I'm family

00:51:22How are you, family fool?

00:51:23Yeah

00:51:24How are you, family fool?

00:51:28I'm second cousin to his third cousin's cuñado

00:51:30El Machete

00:51:31Who married Consuela

00:51:32Who was married to Paolo before

00:51:34And then escaped to the US

00:51:35After that, El Machete took care of me

00:51:37And then he disappeared

00:51:39So I don't know what to do

00:51:40So I just came here

00:51:41And that's all I have to say about that

00:51:45And you want me to be with somebody like this?

00:51:48My gosh, my bird

00:51:50Shit, she might have a point

00:51:52We ought to try to fuck you

00:51:53We ought to try to fuck you

00:51:54We ought to try to fuck you

00:51:54Power of the sex DJ Felly Fowl

00:51:57The moment you get ready for me

00:51:58Alright, now listen up

00:51:59After we search y'all

00:52:00We gonna lock y'all ass in these

00:52:02Giveaway at the talent contest

00:52:04And we making some stars tonight

00:52:06You know how we do

00:52:07Y'all ready?

00:52:08It's all about unity in the community

00:52:10Y'all

00:52:11Romana Vista, let's get

00:52:13We got the Rejax in the house

00:52:15Two different J's

00:52:17Two different women

00:52:18This is shit, this bang

00:52:20Rejax, Gilly

00:52:20I'm not a family guy

00:52:21Got a lot of women

00:52:23Brand new dance

00:52:24That's the Peter Chris

00:52:25Go on, hit it, go on, hit it

00:52:26They hear we sellin' Kreese line

00:52:28Wrapped around the building

00:52:29So Koki hit a steward

00:52:30Grab his nose, he doin' vicious

00:52:31Ratchets poppin'

00:52:32What Shelton call it Thanos

00:52:33Now go and move your arm

00:52:34Fuck your honey, y'all runnin'

00:52:36Runnin'

00:52:37Let them haters know that you stuck in

00:52:38Smokin' kaiheen

00:52:39Turn his turn into a function

00:52:40Bunchin'

00:52:41Blow six

00:52:42Blow six on me

00:52:43I don't need a weapon

00:52:44That they've ever cuffin'

00:52:45Petey Griffith t-shirts

00:52:46All my, all my love it

00:52:47Body fellin' like

00:52:48Oh snap, the Rangers in the house!

00:52:51They're the favorites to win the contest tonight, y'all!

00:53:00Hey Ranger boys!

00:53:02Better behave yourself tonight!

00:53:06I'ma behave on that ass tonight!

00:53:08Damn!

00:53:09Miss Johnson got a cake!

00:53:12I ain't gonna lie, she is nice with me!

00:53:14Come on man, what you really supposed to be worried about is Anastasia nice?

00:53:17No!

00:53:21This ain't a Disney channel!

00:53:22You better go handle that!

00:53:24She practically throwing a pussy at you fuckboy!

00:53:27All you gotta do is catch it!

00:53:28I'm on my birthday!

00:53:30I'm really know what to do now!

00:53:31I know what this little nigga needs!

00:53:33Seven Minutes to Heaven!

00:53:38Hey, everybody got their name in the hat.

00:53:41For sure.

00:53:43Y'all know how this go down.

00:53:45Seven minutes of heaven.

00:53:47I picked two names out this cat,

00:53:49and y'all go into this closet right here for seven minutes.

00:53:52First two names are...

00:53:56Julian and Big Booty Becky.

00:53:59Let's get it.

00:54:01I'm a nasty hoe.

00:54:04Seven minutes.

00:54:06So what's up, Becky?

00:54:09Absolutely nothing.

00:54:11For seven minutes.

00:54:13Come on, don't be like that.

00:54:21Doesn't this just get your adrenaline going?

00:54:23It's like a dominatrix has your balls in a vice grip.

00:54:26This is what super cops do!

00:54:29Right, Lagny?

00:54:31What the fuck are you doing?

00:54:32I've had tweezed things.

00:54:35The best.

00:54:36You laugh when you look at goat's ass.

00:54:41Pay attention, fucker!

00:54:50I think you're beautiful.

00:54:52What?

00:54:53I think you're beautiful.

00:54:56You're beautiful.

00:54:58Get your hands off my tip, man!

00:55:00I'm driving!

00:55:01David!

00:55:01I like you!

00:55:06So we're not gonna do nothing, Becky?

00:55:08Would you even be interested if I didn't have this big old booty on me?

00:55:11What?

00:55:12What kind of question is that?

00:55:14That's what I thought.

00:55:15All you like me for is my booty.

00:55:17But it's such a nice booty.

00:55:22Plus, you got a cute smile and a dimple that only comes out when you laugh.

00:55:28See, I'm a nice guy.

00:55:32Shit, that's all I need.

00:55:34You're gonna tell me twice.

00:55:37Daddy about to get it on.

00:55:41I love the white chocolate.

00:55:43I normally don't date what...

00:55:45What y'all doing out in this hallway?

00:55:46Get to the dance!

00:55:47The question is, sir, what are you doing out here?

00:55:50Well, I'm the principal.

00:55:52What are you doing?

00:55:53Do you got the ETA on the new boys?

00:55:57Nah, nah, but we know about Ms. Johnson's TNA.

00:56:01You better watch them out.

00:56:03Sit up there talking about you know something about Ms. Johnson's DNA.

00:56:06Yo, what the hell is going on out there?

00:56:09Uh, Principal Rogers.

00:56:10Uh, as soon as I hear about the new boys, I'll come look for you, bro.

00:56:15Yeah, you do that.

00:56:17Snitching ass nigga.

00:56:18You know a snitch don't like a snitch.

00:56:19You take it easy. Get to the dance, nigga.

00:56:23Will do, sir.

00:56:31Hey, y'all give it up for the supersizer, y'all!

00:56:36Bye.

00:56:36All right, man.

00:56:37Hey!

00:56:38Y'all I have...

00:56:41Song for the 80s.

00:56:46Do the shit!

00:56:48Do the shit!

00:56:49Do the shit!

00:56:50Do the shit!

00:57:00and Anastasia.

00:57:17Seven minutes.

00:57:18Have you done this before?

00:57:28Nope.

00:57:29Me either.

00:57:31Kinda awkward, huh?

00:57:33Yeah.

00:57:34Very.

00:57:51Hey, nigga.

00:57:52Hey, nigga.

00:57:52Wake the fuck up.

00:57:53Fuck these niggas, man.

00:57:56Hurry up so we can back these singers.

00:57:57Lock in.

00:57:59Hi.

00:58:00Back to my nigga.

00:58:01How we talking?

00:58:02I'll fly.

00:58:05What the fuck are you doing, man?

00:58:07Get your ass out of my face!

00:58:09Talks as a baby's butt!

00:58:11Are you fucking crazy?

00:58:14Normally we have these missions more intact, but it seems that my partner has taken some kind of controlled substance.

00:58:20I'm Mark Kelly, bitch.

00:58:22I'm Mark Kelly, bitch.

00:58:24What the fuck are you doing?!

00:58:26Are you nuts?!

00:58:28Peaches!

00:58:29Bitch, bring your ass out the house!

00:58:31With my goddamn money!

00:58:33I'll blow every window in that raggedy fucking condo out!

00:58:36Wait there.

00:58:37What the fuck are you doing, man?!

00:58:38What am I doing?!

00:58:41I'm gonna kill you!

00:58:42I'm gonna kill you!

00:58:45I'm gonna kill you!

00:58:46I'm gonna kill you!

00:58:49I'm gonna kill you!

00:58:49One minute left!

00:58:51So, um, there's, like, no chance that I could...

00:58:54You're not getting my panties.

00:58:56What?!

00:58:57I know all about it.

00:58:59Julian told Becky, who told Jasmine, who told me, all about your mission.

00:59:04Kinda stupid, huh?

00:59:05Yeah.

00:59:07And I can't go out like that.

00:59:10I understand.

00:59:11And honestly, I respect you more for it.

00:59:15Thanks.

00:59:17You're sweet.

00:59:18You're doing good, cowboy.

00:59:21Thanks, man.

00:59:22Thanks for what?

00:59:24Uh, nothing.

00:59:26You like to talk to yourself a lot, don't you?

00:59:28Me?

00:59:29Nah.

00:59:33It's okay.

00:59:34I used to do the same thing, ever since my mom died when I was really young.

00:59:39I had this toy unicorn that I would always talk to.

00:59:41It was my best friend.

00:59:44Unicorns have a lot of wisdom, you know?

00:59:46But not as much as cowboys.

00:59:48Well, unicorns don't exist.

00:59:52You hit Bigfoot!

00:59:54What the fuck did you make me do?!

00:59:56I didn't hit Bigfoot!

00:59:57Who gives a fuck?

00:59:58Look at the car!

01:00:01Fuck!

01:00:01We gonna help her?

01:00:02I'm gonna come in through this vehicle!

01:00:04I gotta get those guys!

01:00:06I'm sorry, Bigfoot.

01:00:07I'm sorry.

01:00:07The fucking door doesn't work anymore.

01:00:08I'm so sorry.

01:00:09Follow me.

01:00:09Follow me, you fucking idiot.

01:00:12Hey, yo, ladies!

01:00:13Make some noise for four cows!

01:00:15I'm in love with you.

01:00:19I'm in love with you.

01:00:19The parties of a girl it's almost true.

01:00:22I think you should be the fool.

01:00:26Baby, I just wanna rock me through.

01:00:29Rock you like my snap, baby.

01:00:31Rock you like my snap, baby.

01:00:32Rock you like my snap, baby.

01:00:33Rock, rock, rock, rock.

01:00:34Hold up.

01:00:35Rock you like my snap, baby.

01:00:36Rock you like my snap, baby.

01:00:39Rock you like my snap, baby?

01:00:41Oh wow.

01:00:42Looks like everyone is fucking up!

01:00:44You wanna dance?

01:00:47Sure.

01:00:49This is my song.

01:01:09Sometimes you've got to love your damn self.

01:01:14Hey, you here.

01:01:19Yeah, you are here.

01:01:20Get to the dance.

01:01:21What's up, Rogers?

01:01:22Get your hands off my bitch.

01:01:24Get to the dance.

01:01:25Get your hands off me, boy.

01:01:27Get to the dance.

01:01:28Yo, girl, hi.

01:01:30Jesus on the main line.

01:01:32Tell him what you want.

01:01:33Oh, yeah, Lord.

01:01:34Thank you, Jesus.

01:01:35Thank you, Lord.

01:01:36Y'all ready, homie?

01:01:37You ready, cuz?

01:01:39Kick, kick, kick, kick.

01:01:41What about you?

01:01:41Is you ready?

01:01:42Mm-hmm.

01:01:43They whooped your ass, man.

01:01:45They wouldn't have did that to me, though.

01:01:46I'll tell you that right now.

01:01:47You know how I get it.

01:01:48Man, fuck that shit, man.

01:01:49You ready to ride out of what, nigga?

01:01:51Excuse me, say what?

01:01:52Man, you heard me.

01:01:53Come and get me, say what?

01:01:54Man, why ain't time a nigga say something to you, cuz?

01:01:56You act like you can't hear me.

01:01:57Fuck wrong with you.

01:01:58You went deaf from all them shots, nigga?

01:01:59No, nigga.

01:02:00It was my mama pussy.

01:02:01Mm.

01:02:02If I hadn't told you yet.

01:02:03My mama had an outbreak on her pussy lip, cuz she got herpes, right?

01:02:07When she had me, the herpes hit my ear.

01:02:10Fucked me all up.

01:02:11What?

01:02:11Mm.

01:02:12But we in good standards.

01:02:14Bitch nasty.

01:02:15Excuse me, say what?

01:02:17Mm, nasty bitch.

01:02:18Come again, say what?

01:02:19Mm.

01:02:19I know that's right.

01:02:20We got the new boys in the house.

01:02:24I'm still a famous nigga.

01:02:26I'm a brown-flying nigga for shock.

01:02:28I can't now put your eyes on my dick.

01:02:31I'm posing shit.

01:02:33I can't now freak my shit.

01:02:34Freak my shit.

01:02:36Freak my shit.

01:02:37Freak my shit.

01:02:37Bitch, freak my shit.

01:02:38Freak my shit.

01:02:39Freak my shit.

01:02:41Freak my shit.

01:02:42Bitch, freak my shit.

01:02:43Shit.

01:02:45Mm.

01:02:46bitch, freak my shit.

01:03:03Man.

01:03:05Hond dug to it to it for him, beat down.

01:03:08I told you Junior said midnight, huh?

01:03:11Yeah, they're bored, eh.

01:03:15It's not fair.

01:03:16What's not fair?

01:03:18Anastasia and her friends and everybody

01:03:20are partying and dancing the night away,

01:03:22but we're just here,

01:03:23sitting and waiting.

01:03:27Shit, I wanna dance.

01:03:32Man, fuck it, dance, man.

01:03:35Dance.

01:03:38Hey, hear the whispers?

01:03:41Yeah!

01:03:43Yeah!

01:03:46Woo!

01:03:54Yeah, you thought it was a bomb?

01:03:55That one, though.

01:03:57Ha!

01:03:59What's all I gotta say about that?

01:04:00Woo!

01:04:05Oh, yeah!

01:04:07Yeah!

01:04:07I ripped my pants and I don't care!

01:04:09We still got the cars that we're talking about.

01:04:12But it's talent contest time, y'all!

01:04:15If anybody out there can use an extra $2,000,

01:04:18you better be hot tonight, alright?

01:04:20So let's give it up right now for our first contestant.

01:04:23Make some noise for the sweet girls!

01:04:28Oh!

01:04:29Hello, hello, baby!

01:04:30Show me that you really want me.

01:04:33Show me that you really want me.

01:04:33Cuz I need to hear it.

01:04:35Uh-huh.

01:04:35Go ahead and push up on me!

01:04:38I can tell you really want-

01:04:41Really want me.

01:04:43You kiss and your touch.

01:04:46Feels so damn good!

01:04:48Getting under my skin

01:04:50I try to fight it but I can't win

01:04:53This is all your fault

01:04:55Boy, I love the way you touch

01:04:57Baby, you touch me in the best way

01:05:01I think I love you

01:05:04What can I say?

01:05:06You caught me by surprise

01:05:08Show me in disguise

01:05:11Straight into your arms

01:05:13And I love it

01:05:15Yeah, baby, baby, I love the way you touch me

01:05:20Touched me

01:05:23Touched me

01:05:25Touched me

01:05:26Touch me, tease me, I'm trying to make it easy

01:05:30You're singing to my tune like your name, Lil' Weezy

01:05:32Five hundred degrees, morning is breezy

01:05:35Hot, but the flow is snowman, cheesy

01:05:37And I want to be real with you

01:05:40Oh, baby, can I just feel with you?

01:05:43I'm trying to settle down

01:05:44There ain't enough, I'll be a deal now

01:05:47To the top of the world with your soul for miles

01:05:49Baby, let them haters hate, I'ma hold you down

01:05:52Even though I didn't roll up on your side of town

01:05:54I'ma throw up your sack when we ride out

01:05:56Baby, you touch me in the best way

01:06:00Yo, you seein' this, my nigga?

01:06:03That's cheeky

01:06:05You caught me by surprise

01:06:07You shot me out the sky

01:06:10Straight into your arms

01:06:13And I love it

01:06:14Yeah, baby, baby, I love the way you touch me

01:06:19Touched me

01:06:21Touched me

01:06:22Touched me

01:06:24Touched me

01:06:31Oh, my God

01:06:33Tastes like candy

01:06:35Take the business

01:06:36Oh, baby, baby, baby

01:06:39Oh, my God

01:06:45Oh, my God

01:06:47Oh, my God

01:06:48Oh, my God

01:06:49Oh, my God

01:06:49You killed me

01:06:50What's up, man?

01:06:52Whoo

01:06:52That's how those flip-flip fingers do it, homie

01:06:56Man, that shit was horrible

01:06:57Hey, man, your mama like it

01:06:59Shut up

01:06:59Yeah, the hell is R-G-O-K-Y anyway

01:07:02Ranger Gang would kill yourself

01:07:04Give it up for the Rangers

01:07:11Come on

01:07:12100, 200, 300, 400

01:07:14500, 600, 700, 400

01:07:16I need a tip, tip, tip

01:07:18I got you

01:07:19I got you, man

01:07:21100, 200, 300, 400

01:07:24500, 600, 700

01:07:25More

01:07:26I need a tip, tip, tip

01:07:27Tip, tip, tip, tip

01:07:29Tip, tip, tip, tip

01:07:30I said it's six in the morning

01:07:32And she tipping on my dick

01:07:33Tipping on my dick

01:07:34Tipping on my dick

01:07:35Make her scream Rangers

01:07:37When I'm hitting that shit

01:07:38No gadgets

01:07:39Can't fit up in my whip

01:07:40And I got a bad bitch

01:07:41But she finna get evicted

01:07:43Gave me a lap gas

01:07:44Now I'm a dick bitch

01:07:45Standing at attention

01:07:46That's what my dick did

01:07:48Counting all this money high

01:07:49Mama, come and get this

01:07:50100, 200, 300, 400

01:07:52500, 600, 700

01:07:54More

01:07:55I need a tip, tip, tip

01:07:56Tip, tip, tip

01:07:57I need a tip

01:07:58Tip, tip, tip

01:07:59100, 200, 300, 400

01:08:02500, 600, 700

01:08:04More

01:08:04I need a tip, tip, tip

01:08:06Tip, tip, tip

01:08:08Tip, tip, tip

01:08:08Yeah, nigga

01:08:09Quarky first, rest, tube and press

01:08:11Ready to party

01:08:11White boys in my pocket

01:08:13Holes fillin' on my body

01:08:14Redstone, Siroc, OJ, and Ricardo

01:08:16New paper, my wallet is retarded

01:08:19I get money

01:08:20Money, money I got

01:08:21Well, I need a tip

01:08:22Then make that booty pop

01:08:23Make, make, make booty pop

01:08:25Pop

01:08:25Baby, don't stop

01:08:26Tip, tip, tip, tip

01:08:28100, 200, 300, 400

01:08:31500, 600, 700

01:08:32More

01:08:33I need a tip, tip, tip

01:08:35Tip, tip

01:08:35Tip, I need a tip

01:08:36Tip, tip, tip

01:08:38100, 200, 300, 400

01:08:40500, 600, 700

01:08:42More

01:08:43I need a tip, tip, tip

01:08:45Tip, tip

01:08:47What the hell is you doing, man?

01:08:48Pick it up, man, come on

01:08:49Shit, man

01:08:51Shit

01:08:51We in the middle of a party

01:08:53I don't know, I'm good

01:08:53Thank you

01:08:54I got Brownie on my record

01:08:57Damn, did this just ruin

01:08:58the Rangers' chance to win the contest?

01:09:01Did it ruin my chance for that Anastasia?

01:09:05Oh, come on, buckaroo

01:09:09You got this

01:09:12Prairie Puffman's right

01:09:13I can do this

01:09:17Yo, listen

01:09:19I can do this

01:09:24What do I got to lose?

01:09:26Listen

01:09:26They call me J-Extra

01:09:28Yeah, boy, I'm next up

01:09:29Pippin' and flippin' and rippin' and yeah

01:09:31Tippin' and tippin' and scale

01:09:32Used to be scared

01:09:33But now I got a man up

01:09:34Too late

01:09:35My mama told me

01:09:36Boy, you better take it up

01:09:37Smoke like the Prairie Puff

01:09:38Man, I ain't had enough

01:09:39It's so tough

01:09:40So tough

01:09:40So rough

01:09:41So tough

01:09:41But I just fell in love

01:09:43With Anastasia

01:09:44Yeah, do your thing, girl

01:09:45I like how you drop it

01:09:46Oh

01:09:51I did this

01:09:55Woohoo

01:10:00I fucks with the Rangers

01:10:07Oh my god, you were amazing

01:10:09Yo, J-Extra

01:10:11You saved us, dawg

01:10:13You did that, my dude

01:10:14Respect

01:10:14Yo, J, where'd that come from, yo?

01:10:17Bro, I honestly couldn't even tell you

01:10:18It just, like, came to me

01:10:20Yo, you see this right here, right?

01:10:21That's how I'm gonna need that

01:10:22You know what I'm saying?

01:10:23Somebody is about to walk away

01:10:25With $2,000

01:10:26You know what I'm saying?

01:10:27DJ Felly Fowl

01:10:28Pied 106

01:10:29Unity in the community

01:10:30It's been a great night

01:10:32And to announce your winner right now

01:10:34Y'all give it up

01:10:35For the new boys

01:10:46Yo, this was a dope-ass night of performances

01:10:50Hell yeah

01:10:51Some of y'all did y'all thing tonight, man

01:10:53Some of y'all were complete failures

01:10:56Fucking booty

01:10:57But yo, man, on the real, though

01:10:59There could only be one winner

01:11:02And this group crushed it

01:11:04Killed it

01:11:05Murdered it

01:11:06Woo!

01:11:07So give it up for tonight's winner

01:11:09The motherfucking

01:11:12Weepers!

01:11:18Tell me that shit did not just happen, bro

01:11:20Yo, I needed that two grand

01:11:22How we lose?

01:11:24The Weepers got these higgas tripping, bro

01:11:25Yo, look at how high they are

01:11:27Don't even know who the fuck they picking right now

01:11:30Exciting!

01:11:31Oh, shit

01:11:32Today, it's 12 o'clock

01:11:34Time for me to go face the music

01:11:36You feel me?

01:11:37Wait, wait, wait, hold up

01:11:37What's 12 o'clock?

01:11:39Yo, that's the end of the town of the show

01:11:41Junior, what you got to send to now?

01:11:48Today, I know you wouldn't get into it

01:11:50The S.A.E.

01:11:51Holy shit

01:11:52Yo, Junior

01:11:53I tried to get your money by midnight

01:11:54If I need some more time

01:11:56You can do whatever you want to me

01:11:57But please don't hurt my family

01:12:00Mmm

01:12:03I ain't got insurance, Junior

01:12:05Mmm

01:12:06Mmm

01:12:09Junior says

01:12:10Time's up

01:12:11Man, the date ain't going nowhere

01:12:14You're gonna have to kill us all

01:12:21Cool

01:12:22Nah, fuck that

01:12:23It's cool, bro

01:12:24It's time for me to have him just dip on myself like a man

01:12:26So, what's up?

01:12:28Yes, sir

01:12:29Junior!

01:12:30Flacco!

01:12:31No!

01:12:32Anastasia, what are you doing here?

01:12:33Get out of here, go!

01:12:35Anastasia, go back to the gym

01:12:36We good, I promise

01:12:43Don't talk to my sister like that, I see

01:12:45Stop it!

01:12:47I'm gonna be gonna blast the Mexicans tonight for what they think of you, OG

01:12:51Man, fuck that nigga, Junior, come!

01:12:53That's that OG!

01:12:54What?

01:12:57Nigga, what?

01:12:58Junior, come!

01:13:00We finna make some Mexican cunt salad round

01:13:20How's the time, my son?

01:13:22This is your hero moment

01:13:48Anna, estás bien?

01:13:50I'm fine

01:13:53Are you okay?

01:13:55Oh my god, Jason, you're hurt

01:14:09Everybody freeze!

01:14:11What the hell's going on here?

01:14:13Yeah!

01:14:13Stand back, we got this!

01:14:15Everybody freeze!

01:14:17Yeah, we got this, we got this under control

01:14:20Great, great freaking police work!

01:14:22And, all right, here we go

01:14:25Can I just talk to him for one second?

01:14:27You've got one minute, then we need to get him to the hospital to get sewn up

01:14:31Look, I'm sorry all this happened

01:14:33This whole money thing with Day Day and your brother got way out of hand

01:14:36And then

01:14:39Slab, Slab!

01:14:46Day Day

01:14:48I appreciate your little homie saving my sister

01:14:53You're still a junior two thousand dollars

01:15:01This ain't over

01:15:06What are you doing?

01:15:07That's your prize money

01:15:11Jason told me to give this to you

01:15:14And he got the draws, too

01:15:17I'll take that

01:15:19I will take that

01:15:23Hey, Jay

01:15:24I appreciate the way you came through, bro

01:15:26That was some true Rangers fashion

01:15:27Look, I told you, man, we family

01:15:30So, y'all my friends

01:15:32Straight up, bro

01:15:33You my friend

01:15:34I'm an official Ranger member

01:15:36Yes, sir

01:15:37Man, I'm just grateful y'all helped me find the confidence

01:15:39To get the girl in my dreams

01:15:42Stop

01:15:43Stop

01:15:44And now

01:15:45I'm going to go to the hospital with my boyfriend

01:15:48Boyfriend?

01:15:49I ain't gonna like that

01:15:50Oh, yeah?

01:15:51Well, he's just gonna have to deal with it

01:15:53And so are you

01:15:55Uh-oh

01:16:02Uh-oh

01:16:02We're gonna keep your ass in our prayers

01:16:05Man, I wish I would've got shot

01:16:07What is you talking about?

01:16:09Do you know how much ass I would get on Monday if I got shot?

01:16:12Wow

01:16:12God, man

01:16:18You see, that's how it really went down

01:16:20Fairytale and his do really happen

01:16:22Even in the hood

01:16:23Now all I need is a painless circumcision

01:16:25And I'll be straight

01:16:32Who shot my baby?

01:16:34Who shot my baby?

01:16:36Fuck, you bitches

01:16:37Money scatter

01:16:38Everybody can get some of this land today

01:16:40Fucking Kardashians

01:16:42Kill me the bitches

01:16:43You fucking rangers

01:16:45I'll fuck you

01:16:46And I'll kill you motherfuckers

01:16:47God damn it

01:16:48Everybody, you fucking writers

01:16:49You ragged ass producers

01:16:51Nick

01:16:52Do-do-do-do-do-do-do

01:16:53Do all that dope shit

01:16:55All you bitches

01:16:56Everybody out there in the theater

01:16:57All you motherfuckers

01:16:58Slurpee servers

01:17:00Popcorn buttering motherfuckers

01:17:01And you bitches

01:17:02Out there

01:17:03You better not be bootlegging my shit

01:17:05You better not bootlegging this shit

01:17:06I'll come out there and I'll get you

01:17:08It's like in the Freddy Krueger movies

01:17:10I'll be back and get you in the sequel

01:17:11Motherfuckers

01:17:12Deuces

01:17:13You heard

01:17:13What?

01:17:23Supersides

01:17:24Supersides

01:17:25Supersides

01:17:26Supersides

01:17:27Uh

01:17:29I don't do it

01:17:30I don't say

01:17:31Well, the hater

01:17:31To the lip

01:17:32To the lip

01:17:33Y'all make a hater

01:17:34To the right

01:17:35To the right

01:17:37Y'all make a hater

01:17:38To the front

01:17:39To the back

01:17:40Y'all make a hater

01:17:41To the side

01:17:42I Examples

01:17:43Y'all make a hate

01:17:45To the lip

01:17:46You better hate it

01:17:48To the right

01:17:49To the right

01:17:51Y'all make it hate it

01:17:52To the front

01:17:53To the back

01:17:54Y'all make it hate it

01:17:55The side

01:17:56The side

01:17:57Y'all make it hate it

01:17:59Look at all these haters

01:18:01Why they hate me

01:18:02Cause I'm fuckin' bitches

01:18:04And makin' cheese

01:18:06Could be fuckin' cheese

01:18:08And makin' bitches

01:18:09But I'm just sayin' cheese

01:18:11Like we takin' pictures

01:18:13Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

01:18:16Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese

01:18:20Move out my way motherfucker

01:18:22Move out my way motherfucker

01:18:26To the left

01:18:27To the left

01:18:28Y'all make it hate it

01:18:29To the right

01:18:30To the right

01:18:32Y'all make it hate it

01:18:33To the front

01:18:34To the back

01:18:35Y'all make it hate it

01:18:36The side

01:18:37The side

01:18:38Y'all make it hate it

01:18:40To the left

01:18:41To the left

01:18:42Y'all make it hate it

01:18:43To the right

01:18:44To the right

01:18:45Y'all make it hate it

01:18:47To the front

01:18:53I got goons that don't even talk, fuck the doggy motherfucker, fuck the crit walker, fuck the stanky leg, fuck

01:19:03the cat daddy, fuck the macarena, and fuck MC Hammer, fuck Jay-Z, fuck 50 Cent, fuck the president, Barack

01:19:13fucking Obama,

01:19:14wait nigga, did you just say fuck the president, oh yeah, I said that, fuck that nigga, nigga, fuck that,

01:19:21to the lip, y'all make me hate it, to the right, to the right, y'all make me hate

01:19:28it, to the front, to the back, to the side, to the side, y'all make me hate it, to

01:19:35the lip, y'all make me hate it, to the right, to the side, to the right, y'all make

01:19:41me hate it, to the front, to the back, y'all make me hate it, to the front, to the

01:19:44back,

01:19:44I hate the South Side

01:19:46The South Side

01:19:47Y'all make it hate that dance

01:19:50Ayy, what the fuck goin' on with the beat, shawty?

01:19:53Ayy, nigga, fuck, shit speed, nothing shit, nigga

01:19:57I can't dance to this shit, nigga

01:20:00Oh shit, nigga

01:20:03Nigga, I'm hot, oh shit, I can't catch my breath, nigga

01:20:06Oh shit, nigga, I hate this shit, nigga

01:20:09What the fuck y'all moving on, fam?

01:20:12Take a break, nigga

01:20:13What the fuck, nigga

01:20:15Oh shit, nigga, balls

01:20:19Call the balls, nigga

01:20:21Fuck that shit, nigga

01:20:24Fuck that shit, nigga, I need a break

01:20:26Fuck that, nigga, I'm tired of this bitch, nigga

01:20:30This shit I don't like, nigga, fuck the fuck shit

01:20:34I hate the shit, nigga

01:20:37Oh shit, nigga

01:20:48Nigga, I'm sweatin' all around my second belly, nigga

01:20:50I'm out

01:20:51Oh shit, I'm out

01:21:04Oh shit, I'm out

01:21:05Oh shit, I'm out

01:21:06Oh shit, I'm out

01:21:19Hey Mark

01:21:20You look like the little nigga on the Lord's of the Rings

01:21:24Give me those rings, Christy

01:21:27Get ready tonight, baby

01:21:29You're gonna stick this rat tail in your ass

01:21:32And I like a woman that's built like a mattress

01:21:35I'mma lay on you later

01:21:36I'mma lay on you later

01:21:37I'mma lay on you later

01:21:38I'mma stick my face in your ass

01:21:40With an antibiotic in my mouth

01:21:43Y'all better not move

01:21:45Y'all better not move

01:21:46Dude with no shirt on with hard nipples

01:21:48And y'all be touchin' him

01:21:51It's gonna snap him for your ass

01:21:52You ain't got, bitch

01:21:55That a bitch look good, though

01:21:57Yeah, nigga, you got her

01:21:58She look good?

01:22:00Yeah

01:22:03I'mma get my kiss before you go

01:22:13Where's that?

01:22:14Where's that?

01:22:15I'm walkin' around and I'm gettin'

01:22:16Where's that?

01:22:17I'm walkin' around and I'm gettin'

01:22:18A roupier

01:22:19Boy, be like a hearty

01:22:25Wow, boy

01:22:40Hey!

01:22:42Aw, be alert!

01:22:43I hated it

01:22:44Woo!

01:22:45Bye

01:22:46I'm a boy.

01:22:47I'm a boy.

01:22:48I'm a boy.

01:22:49I'm a boy.

01:22:51I'm a boy.

01:22:52I'm a boy.

01:22:53I'm a boy.

01:22:54I'm a boy.

01:22:56I'm a boy.

01:22:58I'm a boy.

01:22:58You know what, Wala?

01:22:59I interrupt your...

01:23:00Oh, my gosh.

01:23:01You ready?

01:23:02Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:03I forgot my line.

01:23:04Sir, just help me.

01:23:05I only got one spate to...

01:23:07Sir, you gonna break the whole jail down with your strong tongue.

01:23:10I got delicate anchors.

01:23:12I'm dead.

01:23:14I'm dead.

01:23:15Who...

01:23:16Who you asking for?

01:23:17All their homies.

01:23:18Oh, right.

01:23:19Yeah.

01:23:20Clap on.

01:23:20Clap on, nigga.

01:23:21You dead, bitch!

01:23:23You want it?

01:23:25Don't move.

01:23:25I got it.

01:23:26Don't move.

01:23:27You ready?

01:23:28Nigga, you about to be dead, nigga.

01:23:31OG little pretty thug.

01:23:32He's gonna say what?

01:23:33Nigga, you saying my name.

01:23:34OG little pretty thug.

01:23:39Lights out, nigga.

01:23:40Okay.

01:23:41You hear me?

01:23:41Lights out for you, nigga.

01:23:43Yo.

01:23:43What?

01:23:46That shit's gotta be answered.

01:23:48I'm gonna fuck my bad.

01:23:49I'm sorry, was that my line or his line?

01:23:51What?

01:23:51I messed up.

01:23:52Oh, am I supposed to say my line?

01:23:53Hmm, yeah.

01:23:54Shit, lights?

01:23:55Wait, what is it?

01:23:56Sorry.

01:23:56Hey.

01:23:58So, I hear you need one more volunteer teacher tonight for the lockout?

01:24:02You heard right.

01:24:03More time, please.

01:24:05Lock in.

01:24:06So, I hear you need one more teacher for the volunteer tonight?

01:24:09Uh-huh.

01:24:11So, I hear you need a teacher tonight.

01:24:14Volunteer for the lineup?

01:24:15See ya.

01:24:17One more volunteer teacher for the lockout.

01:24:19You can keep doing it a hundred times.

01:24:21I'm sweating!

01:24:23Fuck what they talkin' about.

01:24:25Yeah, keep fuckin' up.

01:24:28Is that cut?

01:24:28Is that cut, dammit?

01:24:32Function.

01:24:33Function.

01:24:34This joint right here.

01:24:35Right here.

01:24:36Is only for the sexy people.

01:24:39Sexy people.

01:24:39So, all you fine motherfuckers.

01:24:43Get out there and dance.

01:24:45Dance, I said.

01:24:47I don't care if you black, white, Asian, even my Spanish people like.

01:24:53Yeah, I'm sexy tonight.

01:24:55Yeah.

01:24:56So, you turned up all the way.

01:24:58And fuck what them ladies say.

01:25:00You want sexy?

01:25:01You want sexy?

01:25:03You want sexy?

01:25:07You want sexy?

01:25:09Does that mean?

01:25:10Fuck what the ladies say.

01:25:25Fuck what they ladies say.

01:25:26With some sexy ass friends

01:25:28With some sexy ass money

01:25:30We knowin' sexy ass 20s

01:25:32Been in sexy ass 100s

01:25:34Got a sexy ass smile

01:25:36With some sexy ass features

01:25:38Got some sexy ass pupils

01:25:40And some sexy ass teachers

01:25:42We some sexy ass freak

01:25:43With some sexy ass toes

01:25:45If you got some sexy ass ass

01:25:47Then throw them sexy ass balls

01:25:49Need your sexy, sexy ass

01:25:51Off them sexy ass clothes

01:25:53And tell the DJ spin your beer

01:25:55And played a sexy ass song

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