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00:00:13I'm just gonna put that, it's okay, I'm gonna put that.
00:00:22So sorry, I think my sleeve is sort of inside of me somehow.
00:00:26Let me help you.
00:00:27No, no, no, I've got it.
00:00:28I'm just gonna take a breath out of the car.
00:00:34Sorry.
00:00:35I'm normally really good at taking my coat off.
00:00:38I think I'm just tired.
00:00:40I got up really early this morning to do a sunrise aura reset
00:00:44because my best friend, Eddie, she has this amazing new friend
00:00:49who's like a healer and I'm getting to like learn all around her
00:00:52because she's like always there.
00:00:54Oops, sorry.
00:01:02But I'm just here to have lunch with my dad.
00:01:05I've actually been estranged for three years, but I'm in like a really good place.
00:01:10I think you should see that.
00:01:11And you know, also he will die one day pretty soon due to his lifestyle choices.
00:01:18I don't want to feel guilty of his funeral.
00:01:21He's just very...
00:01:22Well, you know what dads are like.
00:01:24My dad died before he was born.
00:01:26That is so...
00:01:27Do you have a reservation?
00:01:28Yeah, it's under Mark Anderson.
00:01:32The other party is already here.
00:01:34This way, please.
00:01:41You can make it on your own right.
00:01:44Yep.
00:01:46I told Ricky, you'll have to do it without me.
00:01:48There's nothing funny about watching people working in an office.
00:01:52It goes on about it every time I see him.
00:01:54Maggie!
00:01:55There you are.
00:01:56Sit.
00:01:58Are you alright?
00:02:00You're not taking that time out again, are you?
00:02:04Is there anything you want to say to me?
00:02:07Hello?
00:02:08We haven't spoken in three years.
00:02:10Oh, yes we have.
00:02:11No, we haven't.
00:02:12I saw you last year at Emma's wedding.
00:02:14That was six years ago.
00:02:16I don't think so.
00:02:17We're estranged.
00:02:17Did you...
00:02:19Did you not know that?
00:02:21No.
00:02:22I did not know that.
00:02:29Have you lost weight?
00:02:30You look less...
00:02:32puffy.
00:02:34Excuse me.
00:02:35I'm just going to...
00:02:38this.
00:03:01you are okay.
00:03:04What did you do?
00:03:04I mean he can't be on board and in like blinds of them.
00:03:07Sorry.
00:03:07Oh no.
00:03:08I was sorry.
00:03:08Oh no.
00:03:10How is that?
00:03:10Sorry!
00:03:11Bye!
00:03:11I see him.
00:03:12No, no, no, no.
00:03:13No.
00:03:14No, no, no.
00:03:16No, this is that...
00:03:17No, no, no...
00:03:21hey hey oh oh my god it is going so badly with my dad wait let me put you on
00:03:27speaker
00:03:27when he's right here oh no no no that's not hey maggie i hope you're wearing your unity
00:03:32crystal have you led him through a brief grounding chant like isa just said not yet
00:03:37get back out there girl it's just
00:03:42dad hadn't actually noticed we were estranged which begs the question can you even be estranged
00:03:49from someone if the other person has no idea you know what would really help is a percussive bonding
00:03:54ritual okay great yeah um i'll try that then oh no oh i'm so sorry no it can't be done
00:04:01by an amateur
00:04:02i wish it was that simple could you do it with i mean i perfected the technique
00:04:09you know what i'd love to give this gift to you maggie could you bring pops to us my rain
00:04:16stick
00:04:16does not travel well oh yeah no that that sounds amazing i i just don't know if i could get
00:04:21my dad
00:04:22to go along with it max i know your dad's a menace but when he's done this a hundred times
00:04:27she's the reason angelina lets john boyt around for christmas
00:04:34well don't ask don't get rice oh amazing you're really starting to become someone of substance
00:04:57so even though you haven't noticed we are estranged i'm not sure that's possible if one of the
00:05:03estranged is unaware that he's estranged yeah i'm pretty sure a normal parent would have noticed they
00:05:09haven't spoken to their daughter in over three calendar years oh it hasn't been that long yes
00:05:13it has all right we can pretend it has if that's what you prefer oh we don't need to pretend
00:05:17because
00:05:17it is the literal truth your generation is wholly responsible for the rampant overuse of the word
00:05:23literal it literally makes me want to carry a dictionary around so i can throw it you reached out
00:05:29to me i have been doing great without your work it's been amazing i have a plan sorry mr anderson
00:05:33i
00:05:33wanted to send a little something over i'm a huge fan i had the dvd box set of manager i
00:05:40used to watch
00:05:40it literally every day before school now i wish you were still on tv oh please come on is it
00:05:45your
00:05:45man's game you could do taskmaster you would be so funny uh could we get another water please
00:05:51of course oh thank you so much
00:06:01you know maggie it's really telling how people treat restaurant staff we were having a conversation
00:06:08no we were having a conversation as i was saying that's a fizz
00:06:12uh are you drinking again
00:06:26oh come on maggie try and relax
00:06:49uh hey just sort of interest what do you think of people who are like into crystals and first
00:06:54to go in my revolution yeah that's what i thought
00:07:03come on you were telling me about your work um yeah so um my play light glue nearly won this
00:07:11huge award
00:07:11only nearly
00:07:14well i got down to the final five out of thousands of submissions so
00:07:18my agent said a lot of the theater is really interested in it so what's your plan b
00:07:23sorry well you've been trying to get the writing going for some years now isn't it time that
00:07:27you know you considered exploring other avenues
00:07:39i'm gonna need another one of these
00:07:44i am going to have the burger please
00:07:48yeah actually i'll have the um is he's a salad yeah i'll um i'll have the burger please
00:07:53yes sir right so i've got something to ask you and i'd like to get this out of the way
00:07:59if i might
00:08:01i realize i haven't been the most family orientated father but uh you know to be fair to me
00:08:07i've had my work is a woman over there who has not stopped staring at us tends to happen no
00:08:11but
00:08:11like i recognize her like i'm sorry i've met her before maggie please concentrate
00:08:15tonight the national comedy awards are presenting me with a lifetime achievement award okay
00:08:26congratulations well thank you and i'd like you to come with me
00:08:31as you know i gave up television or what 20 years ago and i um i normally turn these kind
00:08:36of things down
00:08:37but i thought no no no it might be nice now to acknowledge the impact my work has had on
00:08:42the
00:08:42british comedy landscape you know my parents are long gone and as lovely as your mother may be i
00:08:47realized shortly after our wedding that marriage probably wasn't for me shortly after your wedding
00:08:53so essentially maggie you are my only family and i would like my family with me tonight
00:09:02i'm just a little um taken aback i suppose because you have never ever included me in anything to do
00:09:08with your work or indeed life before well i'm a private man i am your biological child tonight is
00:09:16important and important and you are important to me
00:09:29oh i stupidly cast a dog i mean what was i thinking all the time yapping away you know what
00:09:37someone
00:09:37nicked it ran off with it oh no people stole everything in those days 90s were much simpler hey
00:09:45do you know we had an on-set coke deal no you didn't yeah yeah do you know i put
00:09:50him in series
00:09:50three after the actor we originally cast got hit by a jet ski there were so many more jet ski
00:09:57accidents back then
00:09:58you were always a weekly appearance oh poo on me i think you pardon um
00:10:20sorry tell me more about this
00:10:33okay um okay um okay i'll come what excellent yeah if you do something for me now
00:10:39what what what's what's going on look eddie has become one of those crystal woo-woo people and she
00:10:46goes everywhere with this awful tiktok hippie named whitney and long story short they are coming here to
00:10:50perform a father-daughter healing ceremony using a rain stick and i can't stop them so just say
00:10:54nothing or nod and basically if we get through this i will come with you to your award saying do
00:10:59we have
00:10:59a deal is eddie your boyfriend no eddie is a girl she's my friend you have met her several times
00:11:10ah do we have a deal i'm not sure what the deal is but all right fine just say nothing
00:11:14okay it's hey
00:11:15girl mr anderson hi i'm whitney i am sure maggie's told you all about me but i am a professional
00:11:23light worker and well since losing my own father i've become particularly passionate about helping
00:11:28daddies i just spoke to the hostess who was such a sweetheart by the way literally an angel yeah i
00:11:35love her as well and she's actually given us use of the private dining room for a couple of hours
00:11:39i mean god isn't that so kind so okay so we'll go set up once we're done and well we
00:11:46can get started
00:11:46if you're concerned about the friction inherent in maggie's aura
00:11:55you've been working hard on that i think you'd be pleasantly surprised
00:12:01see you in there
00:12:09there's so many places i could start but professional light worker is as good as any
00:12:14no don't look i just need to figure out a way to get them out of here what possessed
00:12:18you to go along with something as excruciating as this eddie is my best friend and i just want
00:12:23to support her oh cut this you're not doing this to be supportive you're doing this because your
00:12:27best friend's got a shiny new pal and you're all jealous and i'm assuming because you're at join
00:12:32them you failed at beat them now instead of being honest with your friend you're prepared to go
00:12:37along with their delusions for what months years or until one day you wake up in a hippie commune
00:12:42in wales with no running water and at least one suspicious death oh it's devon actually integrity
00:12:47maggie integrity it's crucial for any writer worth this sort any person and it's not worth giving
00:12:56up but a drop of a rain stick you know you were lucky enough to inherit a reasonably sharp mind
00:13:03thanks
00:13:03to me and you're constantly disappoint me by wasting it
00:13:09excuse me
00:13:15excuse me
00:13:25we're ready i'm sorry whitney could i could you just um put eddie on
00:13:33hey what's up we're just in the back no i know um can you just um could you just come
00:13:39to the bathroom
00:13:39maybe just come here look i just want to talk to you maggie i'm not the expert here whitney is
00:13:49just come
00:13:50and i just went
00:13:55and
00:14:01and
00:14:05and
00:14:06and
00:14:07and
00:14:21Look, I was, um, too harsh.
00:14:26I was just, uh, concerned.
00:14:31I'm sorry.
00:14:36Did you just apologize?
00:14:41Might need a minute.
00:14:47You were mean, but you were right.
00:14:54Look, I understand that you feel that I haven't been the perfect father.
00:15:02I was, um, I was incredibly busy during your childhood.
00:15:08You know, I was writing and starring my own show.
00:15:13I put everything I had into the making of Manager, everything.
00:15:17And, of course, there were epic highs.
00:15:19Oh, my God, there were epic highs.
00:15:22But the lows, the lows were terrible.
00:15:25I wonder what might have caused that.
00:15:26But we weren't like your generation, you see?
00:15:29You lot are more into, I don't know, self-flagellation.
00:15:34Begging therapists for the secular equivalent of ten Hail Marys.
00:15:39You know, when things were hard for us, we huddled together in someone's office,
00:15:44rang the local pub for delivery, and then we shook the cobwebs off.
00:15:51And as a result of that, I wasn't at home as much as I should have been.
00:15:59There are so many things I regret when it comes to you and your mother.
00:16:03So, I just, um, I just want us to have a better relationship.
00:16:13But, and I really, really want you to understand this,
00:16:18I cannot attend a rainstick healing ceremony,
00:16:23especially as you yourself know it, to be complete horseshit.
00:16:26We're ready!
00:16:28Oh!
00:16:29Um, we, um...
00:16:33We aren't, we aren't coming.
00:16:35Why not?
00:16:36Because...
00:16:36This will really help Whitney gain more followers,
00:16:38and we're fundraising for...
00:16:39Sorry, what do you mean followers?
00:16:41Instagram followers.
00:16:44You were going to film this and put it on Instagram?
00:16:46Yeah, yeah.
00:16:47Whitney thought because your dad was on TV,
00:16:49it will help drive traffic to her page.
00:16:51But the point is, Maggie, this will really help you.
00:16:54Whitney really knows...
00:16:56Oh, Whitney does fuck all!
00:17:00What?
00:17:00Oh, nothing.
00:17:01Sorry.
00:17:02Oh, no, no.
00:17:05Whitney's...
00:17:05Oh, no, I don't have it in me.
00:17:07Whitney is an idiot.
00:17:09And you've become the most selfish fucking hippie I have ever met.
00:17:14What?
00:17:15Sorry.
00:17:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:18I'm sorry.
00:17:18It's all, it's bollocks.
00:17:20I know that healing can feel uncomfortable.
00:17:22Oh, what the fuck?
00:17:24Do you know about healing, Eddie?
00:17:25Do you even know what the word means?
00:17:27Because it doesn't mean going AWOL with a fake guru.
00:17:30Who clearly just stole your money to get turkey teeth.
00:17:34What are you talking about?
00:17:36Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:37There's no way the Eddie I know believes any of this shit.
00:17:41You have a sharper mind than that.
00:17:43It's just, it's disappointing, honestly.
00:17:45Maggie, maybe we should take a meditation break?
00:17:48I mean, your forehead veins are telling me your chakras are completely off balance.
00:17:51New rule.
00:17:52You're only allowed to speak if you're vaccinated.
00:17:53I can't have loud emotional arguments in here.
00:17:56This is a restaurant.
00:17:56That's fine.
00:17:57We were just leaving.
00:17:58No, Eddie, come on.
00:17:58Eddie.
00:17:59No, you've said enough.
00:18:00I should have listened to Whitney and done this weeks ago.
00:18:02But Maggie, we're done.
00:18:05I don't want you in my life anymore.
00:18:09Good for you.
00:18:10Good for you.
00:18:17Sit down, darling.
00:18:27I'm really proud of you.
00:18:30You told her the truth.
00:18:33And the truth, as they say, will set you free.
00:18:37Hey, let me top you up.
00:18:40Could we have the bill, please?
00:18:46Yes.
00:19:01Could I trouble you for our coats, please?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:10Is she okay?
00:19:11What?
00:19:11Oh, fine.
00:19:11Yeah, fine.
00:19:12Nothing that a little fresh air won't fix.
00:19:14We're off to an awards ceremony up the road.
00:19:18Hope it doesn't drag on too long.
00:19:20You know what they're like.
00:19:22A bit like school assembly that you can't escape from.
00:19:26Mark Anderson.
00:19:27Me?
00:19:27Yep.
00:19:28Any advance on the coastline, please.
00:19:30But you don't remember me.
00:19:33You were probably too little.
00:19:35You're only nine, I think.
00:19:36Tiny wee thing.
00:19:37I babysat for you back in Galway.
00:19:39Oh.
00:19:41I didn't think I'd see you again.
00:19:43And I sat down for lunch and bam.
00:19:45In your walks.
00:19:47I was only 20-odd.
00:19:49God, I was so young and I feel awful.
00:19:52Come on.
00:19:53And I felt so bad because your mom was so lovely.
00:19:58God.
00:20:00I didn't know what I was doing.
00:20:09You know, I refused to talk to that journalist woman.
00:20:15She called me a few months ago when I said I wouldn't talk about you, even though she said the
00:20:19other women had.
00:20:24Just so you know.
00:20:27Right, come on then.
00:20:28What was she talking about?
00:20:29Oh, uh, I don't know.
00:20:30God knows.
00:20:32I don't think she's right in the head.
00:20:34What was she talking about?
00:20:35Oh, they try and do this to every semi-famous man of a certain age nowadays.
00:20:42Some hack has written a supposed expose on my romantic relationships in the 90s.
00:20:48All consensual.
00:20:49All adults.
00:20:50But because some of these women that worked with me at the time.
00:20:54For you.
00:20:55Now they're trying to claim there's some kind of abuse involved.
00:20:57I mean, come on.
00:20:59It's just crap.
00:20:59It's nonsense.
00:21:01Well, what can you do?
00:21:02You know what I mean?
00:21:03Sell us papers.
00:21:04And that's why you want me to come with you tonight, right?
00:21:06No, of course not.
00:21:07You're about to get cancelled, so you want to use me to show that you're actually a loving family man
00:21:11who wouldn't hurt a flight.
00:21:12All right, just calm down.
00:21:15I won't do that for you.
00:21:18You know, a not very wise man once said to me the truth will set you free, but I think
00:21:22what he actually meant is it's more fun to be brutally honest, but only when it suits you.
00:21:27Which is not as catchy.
00:21:31I have spent so many years trying to figure you out.
00:21:37But if so much of what you say is a lie, then what's the point in even trying?
00:21:41I have this unshakable hope in us that made me come here today and it made me drink.
00:21:45And I don't drink anymore, but I can't say that to you because it's too close to the bone, isn't
00:21:48it?
00:21:50How many did you have before I got here today?
00:21:52Four or five?
00:21:55I'd have guessed four, but I'm a little rusty.
00:22:01I'm not like you.
00:22:06I'm medicated.
00:22:22I stole fifty quid from his wallet.
00:22:26Do you want a hot chocolate?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:23:05I'm going to save her.
00:23:06Oh, sorry, if I just...
00:23:08I know I need to fight for her.
00:23:09I know she deserves it, okay?
00:23:11Okay.
00:23:12I'll send a Zoom link.
00:23:13We can get planning...
00:23:13Stop sending me fucking Zoom links.
00:23:16I am the captain now.
00:23:17No more Zoom.
00:23:17Got it, Captain.
00:23:18Google me.
00:23:18It is...
00:23:19Just meet me in my flat in an hour.
00:23:21I'll bring all the nerdy stationery I know you have.
00:23:23We're going big.
00:23:24Yes.
00:23:25I'll stop...
00:23:43They're nicer than I thought you were.
00:23:49My dad died jet skiing with his mistress in Jamaica when my mom was pregnant with me.
00:23:58There used to be a lot more jet ski accidents.
00:24:00It's a secret inner space.
00:24:07We must be careful about who we allow to influence our fertile spirits.
00:24:13Especially as busy CEOs in the fast-paced world of corporate stationery.
00:24:21Did that work?
00:24:22It is perfect.
00:24:24CEOs are going to love it, and you'll be so grateful.
00:24:27Well, she better.
00:24:29Because, I mean, she hasn't actually paid me yet.
00:24:32I mean, that's the only reason I'm even here.
00:24:35She will.
00:24:35Don't worry.
00:24:36Because 20 grand will buy us a lot of bamboo sleeping mats.
00:24:39I'll chase the invoice.
00:24:40Make sure it's cash or check.
00:24:42Once we get to Devon tomorrow, we won't have Wi-Fi on the farm.
00:24:46Right, then.
00:24:47Those stationery honchos are absolutely ravenous for your keynote speech.
00:24:52They're just in with the Reiki fella now.
00:24:54In the meantime, we need your phones.
00:24:58The frog shaming has a bit of a thing about 5G.
00:25:01And we like to keep these retreats as screen-free as possible.
00:25:08Anya, Whitney was just asking about her fee.
00:25:10Oh, all in hand.
00:25:11We just need to get you in for a quick aura assessment, Whitney.
00:25:14Mandatory for all guest practitioners.
00:25:17Oh, sorry, babe.
00:25:20The assessment's strictly confidential.
00:25:22No plus one.
00:25:23Whitney would want me there.
00:25:24I don't, actually.
00:25:25Just stay here and practice breathing.
00:25:35Anya wrote me into helping out.
00:25:37I really didn't want to, but I used to owe her bail money for that thing in Falaraki, so...
00:25:41They're like the other guests.
00:25:47Um...
00:25:49Is that a pager?
00:25:50Sorry.
00:25:51I'm needed in the, um...
00:25:54So just wait here and I won't be long.
00:26:07I just thought people might be home.
00:26:09A sleepover print.
00:26:12What was that?
00:26:13I'm sorry.
00:26:14Okay.
00:26:15I don't fuck all about this woo-woo shit.
00:26:16It's very hard to improvise around a subject you know nothing about.
00:26:19Which is why you were sent a 35-page primer.
00:26:22Can confirm it was sent to your Gmail, Alters.
00:26:24It was homework last weekend.
00:26:26Call yourself an ally.
00:26:27Fine.
00:26:28Let me summarize.
00:26:29Print.
00:26:29You probably need a refresher too, so...
00:26:35Oh!
00:26:36Right, so the goal today is to deprogram Eddie and save her from Whitney's evil scheme.
00:26:41It's not as simple as just showing her the evidence we've found.
00:26:44Eddie has really drunk that kombucha Kool-Aid, so we need to be careful.
00:26:48But if we can keep her here and follow these simple steps I found on Reddit...
00:26:53Oh, I think we have a shot at success.
00:26:56I know it's a big fucking swing, but it's the least Eddie deserves.
00:26:59Which is why I stepped up to be the primary slash only financial backer and executive producer.
00:27:04Right.
00:27:04Thank you, Krent.
00:27:06We've got step one out of the way.
00:27:08We've got them separated.
00:27:09And Anya's holding Whitney off.
00:27:11For now.
00:27:12But we're on the clock, people.
00:27:14Whitney is getting on a secret flight early tomorrow morning.
00:27:16So we need to intercept today.
00:27:19Save Eddie and...
00:27:20And get her goddamn money back.
00:27:24I was getting to that.
00:27:26Eddie has transferred almost everything she has into Whitney's bank account so that she can buy this supposed farm in
00:27:33her name.
00:27:33But we know the pictures she showed Eddie are just the fifth result when you Google image search English farm.
00:27:43Phone me.
00:27:44We need to get that money out of Whitney's account by EOD before it's gone forever.
00:27:50What does NFJ are?
00:27:52I've almost cracked Whitney's account, but I've come up against one final hurdle.
00:27:56The memorable question.
00:27:58What's the memorable question?
00:27:59First pet's name.
00:28:02Well, he looks like a Larry.
00:28:04Try Larry.
00:28:05That is where Anya comes in.
00:28:10Ready to start the assessment?
00:28:13I've never seen equipment like this before.
00:28:16May I ask which practitioner this is informed by?
00:28:19Oh, I believe it was Savaya Subramaniyaswami who perfected the technique.
00:28:26Impressive.
00:28:27So, question one.
00:28:29What would you say your soul animal is?
00:28:34Soul animal.
00:28:36Damn, she's good.
00:28:37Okay then, team.
00:28:43Send in the interrogator.
00:28:49Jillian?
00:28:50Eddie?
00:28:51What a lovely surprise.
00:29:02Well now, it's been a while.
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:06Sorry, did Anya invite you?
00:29:08Retirement, it turns out, is awfully boring.
00:29:11So I've been doing some light events catering.
00:29:14Keeps me busy.
00:29:16Would you like a cheese spoon?
00:29:18I made them this morning.
00:29:24Are you sure your mom can do that?
00:29:27When I was 17, I admitted to making her a drink at a wedding I hadn't even been at.
00:29:31What's her secret?
00:29:32Guilt.
00:29:33And crumbs.
00:29:35Oh, wow.
00:29:38Hmm.
00:29:38That's so loose.
00:29:41So, Eddie, I hear you're moving to Devon tomorrow.
00:29:45Hmm.
00:29:47We've bought a small farm.
00:29:50And we're going to live off the land and start an intentional community focused on inner peace.
00:29:56Make sure you finish that, love.
00:29:57It's bad luck to leave a scorn in half.
00:30:00And how can your friend, Whitney, afford a farm?
00:30:06We bought it together.
00:30:08That's nice.
00:30:0950-50 sort of a deal.
00:30:10And you've been down to have a look, I take this, before making any financial commitment.
00:30:19Wow.
00:30:20That was delicious.
00:30:24Really overwhelming.
00:30:27In a good way.
00:30:30Have another one.
00:30:32While they're fresh.
00:30:37You see that?
00:30:38That was good.
00:30:41Very, yeah.
00:30:42What was it there?
00:30:43The look on Eddie's face.
00:30:46It's the same look she gets when someone offers her a bump in the loo.
00:30:50She's not sure.
00:30:51This is me.
00:30:58Lucas, I don't want to get involved in the rift between you and Maggie.
00:31:03But I'm her mammy, and I've got to say one thing.
00:31:05What's she doing?
00:31:06You mean so much to Maggie.
00:31:08You're her family, Eddie.
00:31:10And I just...
00:31:12I worry about what will happen to her without you.
00:31:16How about what will happen to me?
00:31:20Quiet!
00:31:21Pull her out!
00:31:22And send one more.
00:31:23Just go!
00:31:27Jesus!
00:31:30I have spent a lot of my life looking after Maggie.
00:31:34You abandoned her, Eddie.
00:31:36Do you have any idea what that did to her?
00:31:37Jenny!
00:31:42There you are!
00:31:44Everything is ready for your acupuncture session with Sean Ness Café.
00:31:55Of course!
00:31:58We wouldn't want to keep Sean Ness Café waiting, would we?
00:32:14I recently discovered that I was a dog in most of my previous lives.
00:32:18And I must say, I think I recognize the scent of your astral trail, Whitney.
00:32:23Perhaps we were puppies together in Soviet Russia.
00:32:31Would that be something?
00:32:36Ever had a dog, Whitney?
00:32:38One.
00:32:39As a kid, her name was Baby.
00:32:41Baby!
00:32:43Who's that?
00:32:44Baby.
00:32:45Yeah, baby!
00:32:47Oh, don't do that.
00:32:50No.
00:32:51I didn't know about the attempt they made at all.
00:32:54Good!
00:32:58That was not what I asked you to do.
00:33:00I think you'll find it's exactly what you asked.
00:33:02Thank you very much.
00:33:03I saw seeds of doubt.
00:33:04And then I had some time left over, so I thought I'd try and help.
00:33:07I'm not doing this for me, Mom.
00:33:08I'm doing it for Eddie.
00:33:08Of course you are, darling.
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:13Time for stage three.
00:33:14In form.
00:33:15Ready to go?
00:33:16Toast, babe.
00:33:17I mean, if I was right about what an HDMI cable is.
00:33:19Wait!
00:33:20Wait!
00:33:20Before we watch,
00:33:22I just want to say
00:33:23that
00:33:25from the moment I saw Flubber in my father's home theater,
00:33:28I knew my future lay in the art of what the French call
00:33:31cinema.
00:33:32Oh, God, I knew I should have worked at this first.
00:33:52Hey, Eddie.
00:33:52Hey, don't freak out.
00:33:54Sit down.
00:33:55Relax.
00:33:57In his seminal,
00:33:591981 paper,
00:34:00Cult Formation,
00:34:02a psychiatrist,
00:34:03Robert J. Lifton,
00:34:03observed that the most common,
00:34:05unifying feature of high-control groups
00:34:07is the presence of a charismatic leader,
00:34:10one who can't be questioned
00:34:11or held accountable
00:34:12for anything they do.
00:34:15Not bad.
00:34:17All of us can relate
00:34:19to having someone to look up to.
00:34:21For instance,
00:34:22if Madonna told me to plunge my hands
00:34:24into a bucket of hot piss,
00:34:26I'd say,
00:34:27pass the bucket.
00:34:30But that doesn't mean
00:34:31I wouldn't regret it later, Eddie,
00:34:32when I'm scrubbing my hands under hot water
00:34:34trying to get the smell of piss off me.
00:34:36Once strictly a job
00:34:38for dirty white men.
00:34:41Cult leadership is now a viable option
00:34:42for people from all walks of life.
00:34:45Even hot bells.
00:34:51Shit, she's getting antsy.
00:34:52No, we knew this would happen,
00:34:54so we also added this.
00:34:57When the camera flashing
00:34:58I act so happy
00:35:00I'm in heaven
00:35:01When you're looking at me
00:35:05Angel of my dreams
00:35:07I will always act at you
00:35:09And hate you
00:35:09It's not fair
00:35:12It's not fair
00:35:13What the fuck, Frank?
00:35:16Well, I did better
00:35:17than whatever that was.
00:35:18Get her off, bitch!
00:35:19That's gonna kill me!
00:35:22What were you thinking?
00:35:23I was thinking my audience
00:35:24needed some sugar
00:35:25with their medicine.
00:35:26I'm gonna kill her!
00:35:27Take her laugh on!
00:35:29Look, this isn't some fun, bitch!
00:35:31This is Eddie's life!
00:35:32And if we fuck this up
00:35:33because you idiots
00:35:34can't do anything normally
00:35:36then I might lose it
00:35:37for good this time
00:35:37and I can't face that, okay?
00:35:40I can't face it!
00:35:43So please
00:35:44just fucking focus!
00:35:51Just try, Larry.
00:35:52What?
00:35:53No!
00:35:54No, no!
00:35:55No.
00:35:57Gee, it must nearly be time
00:35:59for my talk.
00:36:00You've actually only been here
00:36:00for 20 minutes.
00:36:01The oral reading
00:36:02can really
00:36:03contort your sense of time
00:36:05if you let it.
00:36:06My sense of time
00:36:08was specifically complimented
00:36:09on by a clockless monk
00:36:10I met in Peru.
00:36:15Wait.
00:36:16What's she doing?
00:36:22It's happening!
00:36:23Stage four people
00:36:24coming the fuck on!
00:36:35One sec.
00:36:37Gotta wrangle some
00:36:37lost herbalists.
00:36:38Tick up.
00:36:39Ugh.
00:37:00Yeah, ah, yeah.
00:37:01No, no.
00:37:05Bye.
00:37:06Bye, bye.
00:37:06Bye, bye.
00:37:07Bye, bye.
00:37:08Bye, bye, bye.
00:37:08Bye, bye, bye.
00:37:08Bye, bye.
00:37:08Bye, bye.
00:37:08Oh, hey!
00:37:14Eddie!
00:37:15Can you just check my crotch is dry?
00:37:18Is this for real?
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:23It's locked!
00:37:25What? It shouldn't be locked.
00:37:27Fuck! Ryan!
00:37:28Gillian! Eddie, what?
00:37:31A baby is coming out of her!
00:37:33Fuck you!
00:37:34Get out of her!
00:37:35Oh, yeah!
00:37:37Quick you! Where's Whitney?
00:37:38There's a map in your emails!
00:37:40No, I mean, she's not in the room.
00:37:46Help us, you prick!
00:37:49Shh, shh, shh, shh!
00:37:50You might burst the baby!
00:37:53You need to distract me! Take my hand!
00:37:56Jog!
00:37:57Jog!
00:37:59Maggie, they need you.
00:38:00We'll find her!
00:38:01Help!
00:38:03Help me!
00:38:07Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:09Let's talk about the real reason you're leaving.
00:38:12I'm leaving to build an intentional community with Whitney!
00:38:15That's kind of an extreme thing to do.
00:38:17It only seems extreme to you because you're not truly spiritual, please.
00:38:20There's been all of 2009 and then the ashram in Croydon.
00:38:23No ad-libbing.
00:38:24It looks to me like you're doing what you always do.
00:38:30Running away.
00:38:32Running away?
00:38:33I don't think it will help.
00:38:34I don't think that will help.
00:38:35I think everything felt really hard.
00:38:38And you wanted to be someone else.
00:38:41You wanted a way to feel free and happy.
00:38:44And not constantly fighting anymore.
00:38:46I know what that's like.
00:38:48I get that. I really do.
00:38:49But you know what my mum always says?
00:38:52Wherever you go...
00:38:54Wherever you go...
00:38:56There you are.
00:38:59You didn't have to do with the fucking accent!
00:39:04Oh shit!
00:39:23Now, I don't know exactly what that's supposed to smell like.
00:39:28I'm pretty sure...
00:39:30There is an apple juice.
00:39:36I'm a fucking bartender.
00:39:41Good point.
00:39:47Shit!
00:39:49She's loose!
00:39:50Quick!
00:39:51Quick! Somebody get eyes on Eddie!
00:39:52Eyes on Eddie!
00:39:55Who's this?
00:39:56Eddie?
00:39:58Listen to us.
00:40:00Oh my god!
00:40:01Oh my god, Eddie!
00:40:02These people locked me in a room!
00:40:03No, we didn't!
00:40:04There was no lock.
00:40:05We made very sure of that.
00:40:06Yeah, we used lies instead.
00:40:08Eddie...
00:40:08We need to get out of here.
00:40:10Like, now.
00:40:11Her dad is alive!
00:40:16Ronald Hodgkiss, 66.
00:40:17Happily married to Angela Hodgkiss.
00:40:18Also 66.
00:40:19For over 40 years.
00:40:21That's a picture of him.
00:40:22That's a picture of him.
00:40:23With Whitney.
00:40:23Or Catherine, since that's her real name actually.
00:40:26At a family reunion a few months ago.
00:40:29He messaged earlier asking if you might need a lift from the airport tomorrow.
00:40:33Didn't I say they would try and discredit me like this?
00:40:35They are demons and they want to block your path to the light.
00:40:38And she is also a failed slime influencer.
00:40:41She's actually a serial influencer, which is really sad.
00:40:44All my friends are influencers without even trying to be.
00:40:47She keeps making online personas to scam people, Eddie.
00:40:50She's been doing it for years!
00:40:52I can't believe we're going to point this out!
00:40:54Look at her brand new teeth!
00:40:56They are insanely white!
00:40:57She looks like she's on Geordie Shore!
00:40:59She's not even a real healer!
00:41:00She's a liar!
00:41:01She's a liar!
00:41:03You should never trust her!
00:41:03Come on, Eddie!
00:41:05Don't you see?
00:41:05She's a fool!
00:41:08You're being insane!
00:41:10Stop it, stop!
00:41:12Eddie, none of this was meant to hurt you.
00:41:14Maybe this wasn't the right way to go about it, but I knew you needed to be unbrainwashed
00:41:20and maybe we should have got an expert and we didn't have much time and...
00:41:24Please, Eddie, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel, but...
00:41:27I'm trying to save you.
00:41:29I might be bad at it, but look, I'm trying.
00:41:36Is your dad alive?
00:41:39Depends what you mean by dad.
00:41:42I mean, is my birth father alive?
00:41:46Well, sure.
00:41:47So when you told me that you knew exactly how I felt,
00:41:51that you'd been on the same journey as me and you knew how to fix me,
00:41:55that was just...
00:41:57marketing.
00:41:58No.
00:41:59Give Eddie her money back.
00:42:00You give it back and you leave and let her family take care of her.
00:42:04If you're referring to the investment Eddie willingly made into our intentional community,
00:42:09then those funds have already been used to buy land.
00:42:11The land we decided to buy together.
00:42:13We know there's no land, Whitney.
00:42:15It doesn't exist.
00:42:19You know, I actually help people.
00:42:24And you all find that so challenging that you have to try and discredit me and make up all these
00:42:30lies.
00:42:30Oh, we are the liars.
00:42:32And you are the one with the made up name.
00:42:35You know what?
00:42:35Why don't you go and shove a crystal dildo up your hole, Catherine?
00:42:39No, I've had to deal with this kind of prejudice ever since I began healing others.
00:42:46Much like...
00:42:47Much like Jesus Christ himself.
00:42:50Who?
00:42:50Come on!
00:42:51Much like Jesus Christ himself had to endure.
00:42:55And if requiring some financial compensation for the burden I carry with me every day for being a bearer of
00:43:04light is a bad thing to you?
00:43:06Well, that says everything about you people and how little you value enlightenment.
00:43:12I mean...
00:43:15What do you offer each other?
00:43:20Lines.
00:43:24Because I can take you to the light.
00:43:37Let's go.
00:43:42Lines.
00:43:55Really?
00:43:58You're gonna believe these freaks over me?
00:44:01The person who saved you?
00:44:10You know, one day, I will ascend to the celestial heaven that's waiting for me.
00:44:16And I will look down on all of you from my throne of purity.
00:44:22With my childhood cat choo-choo by my side because I know she's waiting for me.
00:44:30And I will watch y'all burn.
00:44:35Come back, Captain!
00:44:43Oh, God.
00:44:49What a day!
00:44:51What?
00:44:54Anya?
00:44:55Are you not pregnant?
00:44:57Not anymore.
00:44:59Well...
00:44:59So where's the baby?
00:45:01At home.
00:45:03Saves...
00:45:04Saves so fast.
00:45:06And she jumped through a really high window.
00:45:08Do you know if she's ever been in Cirque du Soleil or something?
00:45:11Which...
00:45:12And say what?
00:45:14Hi!
00:45:15I'm a fucking idiot who gave all my money to a white girl who owns clipping dreadlocks.
00:45:20They can't do anything!
00:45:21I gave her that money!
00:45:31Ryan?
00:45:33Was I in a tiny cult?
00:45:35A bit, yeah.
00:45:38It's all right, Eddie.
00:45:39We've all found ourselves in a pyramid scheme or two.
00:45:42And this...
00:45:43This was the only way to fucking tell me that!
00:45:53Let's talk.
00:45:56Just you and me.
00:45:58I don't wanna do that.
00:46:00Eddie, please, just...
00:46:03Just give me one night.
00:46:07I don't wanna be here.
00:46:08Well, we can leave.
00:46:10We can go somewhere else.
00:46:13Where?
00:46:28I was in your dream last night.
00:46:33I came to tell you everything.
00:46:36Everything takes so fast.
00:46:40It takes so strong.
00:46:45I love them how I feel.
00:46:52I hope you understand.
00:46:55Sorry, we're closed for a private function.
00:46:57Well, tell them all the staff.
00:46:58Look, my boyfriend sucks and I need to drink to forget he eats this.
00:47:01That way when I next see him, it will be a nice surprise.
00:47:04Uh...
00:47:04We went to see the hangover too and afterwards all I said was that men aren't as funny as they
00:47:07think they are and they kicked off.
00:47:08Why are men so wet?
00:47:10Why is it so fucking quiet in here?
00:47:13You're at a wake.
00:47:18Fuck.
00:47:19It wasn't anyone you are more important, was it?
00:47:21Nah, just my dad.
00:47:24Oh my god.
00:47:25Oh, Eddie, I am so sorry for your loss.
00:47:27You know, your dad loved you so much.
00:47:29Thanks, Auntie Babs.
00:47:30He was always so proud of you.
00:47:34Oh, would you like a...
00:47:35Double checking coat, please, babes.
00:47:37I'll bring it over.
00:47:37Oh, thank you.
00:47:41I have crashed your funeral.
00:47:43I think it's called a wake if there's booze.
00:47:46You don't happen to have any kind of trap door.
00:47:48You could open beneath me or...
00:47:50This isn't going to work.
00:47:52A highlighter of our friendship isn't going to make everything okay.
00:47:54I know, I know what's more complicated than...
00:47:56The fact that the way we met is funny and adorable doesn't mean that we're supposed to be in each
00:47:59other's lives forever.
00:48:00I know, Eddie.
00:48:03Why don't you just sit?
00:48:09One sec.
00:48:24It's just a glass.
00:48:25It's in a safe.
00:48:29Oh, my God.
00:48:35Is that from when Ryan was in his...
00:48:42Starlight Express era.
00:48:43I'm going to stay with Jay.
00:48:44No, Eddie J's.
00:48:45Jay moved to Arizona to prepare for the apocalypse.
00:48:51Can I please borrow your phone?
00:48:53I need to Google Free Accommodation London.
00:48:54Well, that is a one way to take it to sex trafficking, so I'm going to say no.
00:49:00You promised me one night I...
00:49:14It's a matter of fact about sake.
00:49:15No, so I thought sorry I could buy in someone.
00:49:19Well I've been longing for the challenge.
00:49:20I know, dear.
00:49:20Maybe heные.
00:49:20I won rightful challenge and ma'am.
00:49:20Oh, dearLY.
00:49:21You said that was scary.
00:49:22He's doing so hard as searching.
00:49:22Alright, I said it was too late.
00:49:22There's a fancy wallet, my sales.
00:49:22I have a very very simple.
00:49:23Iでき my commem其实 and I've eaten before and its..
00:49:26There's a couple 10 million years ago,
00:49:32Every time I saw this jeu,
00:49:33Of all the old man pubs and all of mid-recession Dalston, I walked into yours.
00:49:38You realise my dad's wake might not be the hilarious memory that you think it is?
00:49:44Why wasn't the one laughing?
00:49:49So, what I'm going to do is, quietly and respectfully, tiptoe out of here and you never have to see
00:49:54me again.
00:49:54I don't think so. It would just look weird if you leave so quickly.
00:49:57Oh, come on, I...
00:49:57You need to work on your mourner persona. Are you a relative? Ooh, secret family!
00:50:01Uh, maybe I could be, like, a young runaway your dad took in.
00:50:08God, sorry, it's really hard to work with the age difference.
00:50:11I haven't laughed in so long that my face actually hurts.
00:50:28I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
00:50:32Theodora?
00:50:33And it's over.
00:50:34Theodora, my glass has been empty for an hour. I wish you'd go round to do top-ups.
00:50:39I'm actually at my father's wake in more of a personal capacity, as much as I valued him as an
00:50:43employer, but you're welcome to do it. Or, Jay?
00:50:46No, your brother needs to get back to work before the U.S. markets open, and I need to be
00:50:50available for people. Eddie, I am the widow.
00:50:55You divorced him 15 years ago.
00:50:57Who's this?
00:50:59Uh...
00:50:59Maureen Johnson.
00:51:01Um, good friend of the deceased.
00:51:03Cam.
00:51:04Cam.
00:51:05The deceased was his golf nickname.
00:51:07Cameron didn't play golf.
00:51:08Funny, he never mentioned an ex-wife. Not once in all our golf times.
00:51:17Brave to go after my mum.
00:51:19We've just met.
00:51:20Are you too close?
00:51:22Like sisters.
00:51:23Buffet emergency.
00:51:23Sorry, but we are headed straight for a sausage roll, drow Eddie. Now, I can go to the Big Sains.
00:51:30No, it wasn't sausage rolls.
00:51:31No?
00:51:31No, Dad hated sausage rolls. He said they looked like flaky dicks. It was...
00:51:35We are headed straight for a scotch egg, drow Eddie. Now, I can go to the Big Sains, for example.
00:51:39Well, this is Maureen.
00:51:41Maggie.
00:51:42Donovan.
00:51:43Entrette.
00:51:43This is Maggie. He's a funeral crusher.
00:51:46This is my best friend, Will.
00:51:47Ew! Your best friend is mine.
00:51:50Good God, aren't you?
00:51:52You have to admit, though, it felt like we were destined to meet.
00:51:54Why?
00:51:55Because you made me laugh when I was sad.
00:51:57Whitney always said...
00:51:58Oh, come on.
00:51:58She always said, use fun as a tool to keep me captive.
00:52:01Well, that's insane.
00:52:01Her point was that you deflect with jokes to avoid the real shit.
00:52:05I don't avoid the real shit, Eddie. I can't.
00:52:08Just learnt that having a sense of humour about that kind of stuff is sort of crucial for survival.
00:52:13Sitting in the misery won't make the misery go away.
00:52:16I know I might not be your classic version of a support sister, but I do support you.
00:52:21Like when you first took over Wet Mouth.
00:52:23Is that a new nickname?
00:52:24It's gross.
00:52:26It's what you should rename the poem.
00:52:28No one wants to get fucked up in the Red Lion.
00:52:32Lions are orange.
00:52:34I haven't decided yet.
00:52:35Like, I'd have to leave law school.
00:52:37Eddie, anyone can be a lawyer, but not everyone gets to run a cool bar.
00:52:39It's not cool.
00:52:40Yeah, but it could be.
00:52:41All you have to do is, like, get someone from Vice to DJ once a month and make sure the
00:52:45bathrooms are disgusting.
00:52:47What are you doing?
00:52:48Just come up here.
00:52:51Have you got any stiggies?
00:52:53Hmm.
00:53:06Make a wish, bitch.
00:53:09It's like you're campaigning to be the mayor of my life.
00:53:12None of this is relevant.
00:53:13Stop doing that.
00:53:15It's fucking pointless.
00:53:17Being your friend is hard fucking work, Maggie.
00:53:19You're just ignoring all the times.
00:53:21You...
00:53:22Hey, you okay?
00:53:24You look hungover.
00:53:25I'm fine.
00:53:25Thank you for saying I look like shit.
00:53:27Where's the other guys?
00:53:29Oh, sorry.
00:53:30I asked for two glasses.
00:53:32You've only given me one.
00:53:34I had zero living family who could support me in any real way.
00:53:37I know.
00:53:38And then suddenly dropped on my lap.
00:53:39It was a massive responsibility.
00:53:41The bar.
00:53:41You.
00:53:42Robert Downey Jr. Unconfirmed, but I see it.
00:53:45Carrie Fisher.
00:53:46Legend.
00:53:47Vincent Van Gogh.
00:53:48No way.
00:53:49Do not cut off your ear.
00:53:51I will try.
00:53:52Mel Gibson.
00:53:53They can't all be good.
00:53:55Kurt Cobain.
00:53:56I know you girls say having a disgusting toilet makes the bar cooler, but there's got to be limits to
00:54:00that, don't we think?
00:54:01Can you just leave out the ones who kill themselves?
00:54:03Yeah.
00:54:08Great.
00:54:09Sinead O'Connor.
00:54:10What about her?
00:54:11I'm finding cool celebrities with bipolar disorder to cheer Maggie up.
00:54:15Well, the first thing to do is find the best treatment and get you into a routine.
00:54:20I think moving in with me would do you a world of good in that respect.
00:54:23No way.
00:54:24Just while you're...
00:54:24No.
00:54:25But darling, I don't want you to be alone while you're...
00:54:29What if something...
00:54:35I can stay with her for a bit.
00:54:38Oh, look, it's fine.
00:54:39No, no, no.
00:54:39It'll be a nice change from upstairs.
00:54:42I've got so many rats now.
00:54:43I might need to build some sort of home for them.
00:54:45Oh.
00:54:49Is that cool?
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:54Grunt.
00:54:55That's it.
00:54:59Do you have any jobs going?
00:55:01I can't do this anymore.
00:55:05Oh, my God.
00:55:07The six months that Annie worked here were the drunkest of my life.
00:55:10Yeah, I know.
00:55:11I live with you for most of them.
00:55:14Right.
00:55:16That must have been a lot for you.
00:55:17I get it.
00:55:19You don't get it, Maggie.
00:55:20How could you?
00:55:21I do.
00:55:21No, you don't.
00:55:22You have never had to be responsible for anyone else in your whole life.
00:55:27Where are you?
00:55:28Pissing!
00:55:47How's it looking, Amir?
00:55:50Something or someone has given birth in the sink.
00:55:52But other than that, I'm not the same.
00:55:55Look, I know you think this friendship has been about you looking after me, and I get
00:55:58that, but I look after you, too.
00:56:02No, you don't.
00:56:02I do, Eddie.
00:56:03Just because my care looks different to yours.
00:56:05Name one time you've looked after me successfully.
00:56:07What other than today?
00:56:08Maggie.
00:56:09Fine.
00:56:13Exactly.
00:56:14Just give me a minute.
00:56:19Okay.
00:56:20How about that time you...
00:56:21They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:24Okay, go home.
00:56:25I'll, I'll, I'll land the bird.
00:56:26That's not what happened.
00:56:27They're honestly not that bad.
00:56:31Okay, go home.
00:56:32I'll, I'll, I'll land the bird.
00:56:32My point still stands.
00:56:33You're making it sound like a bigger deal than it was because you always change the narrative
00:56:37to suit you.
00:56:38No, I don't.
00:56:38You change so many details.
00:56:40Eddie.
00:56:43My memory is fucked from years of being on lithium.
00:56:47I'm sorry.
00:56:48It's not, it's not intentional.
00:56:49It's not malicious.
00:56:50I just...
00:56:51I can't remember every detail of every moment and that makes me sad sometimes, but yeah.
00:56:56Can't be helped.
00:56:57Like...
00:56:58It's not on purpose.
00:57:02I'm sorry if it's too much.
00:57:05I'm sorry if I lent on you.
00:57:07I honestly didn't know I was doing it.
00:57:08I just didn't have the tools to...
00:57:11I didn't have any tools.
00:57:13It's like I was trying to fix an engine with my bare hands and no YouTube.
00:57:18I'm sorry you had to be like the...
00:57:21Farmer Hoggett to my babe.
00:57:38That's my second Regina of the night.
00:57:40It's party shacks.
00:57:52Sometimes I think it was more like the babe leading the babe.
00:57:56I don't know if I was like the babe.
00:57:56Yeah.
00:58:19I don't know.
00:58:21Come on.
00:58:27okay maybe my shitty memory only remembers good things but the night you will miss when we
00:58:50it would be classic anya to like that though you made a cute speech
00:58:55did i i don't remember oh come on no i don't i told you i'm basically dory from finding nemo
00:59:01if she
00:59:01also had a mood disorder you said something like i have known miss theodora rushton for six years now
00:59:11and in that time she has made my life infinitely better oh it's a serious one on top of that
00:59:17she
00:59:18has single-handedly turned wet mouth into the three-time motherfucking hell of a year
00:59:31eddie i have seen you deal with every setback every angry drunk man every pile of puke in the bathroom
00:59:38like it's nothing but i know we know it's not nothing it's amazing eddie you are the coolest
00:59:49strongest smartest person i know and i really fucking love you no i can't no you have to feel
00:59:55no i don't tickle her until she feels feelings
01:00:01that was gorgeous babe
01:00:03oh nice
01:00:05sorry i don't want to be rude but who are you i'm nice
01:00:10i was sat at the table next to you at the awards and thought you guys seemed more fun
01:00:23i can't believe that's how we met him and now that bitch is literally the executor of my will
01:00:28i know i could have been a kid or a furry for all he knew
01:00:34that's not a great example by the way what have you been an amazing friend it doesn't really support
01:00:39your argument my argument yeah because that night ended when you is he on any medication do we know
01:00:45hello medication yeah yeah we're not on drugs it was only meds i wasn't supposed to drink on
01:00:54but but you did and i don't get to be angry about that because it's like oh maggie has bipolar
01:00:59she
01:00:59can't help it it's not her fault then i have to bury my feelings i never asked you to worry
01:01:03that night
01:01:04was supposed to be about dad so he could see that everything was okay
01:01:09i didn't know that because it's stupid can't see anything he's dead
01:01:19your feelings aren't stupid eddie it matters to me if i've hurt you
01:01:25there's always a reason you can't show up for me maggie
01:01:29if you're referring to what happened last year
01:01:43if you're talking about what happened last year
01:01:47i had lithium poisoning
01:01:51i had too much lithium in my blood because my doctor prescribed the wrong amount
01:01:55that's the truth
01:01:58i was trying really hard to get better when that happened
01:02:01i still am
01:02:03it's a lot of work it's every day but i am so much better now
01:02:09you don't seem better
01:02:10sorry eddie but you don't know that
01:02:12you haven't been here and when you've been here you've been
01:02:15brainwashed by a coin artist
01:02:19yeah
01:02:22you must feel
01:02:25i can't think of a better word than insane
01:02:30you know what that's like
01:02:33when your reality turns out not to be real
01:02:37it happened to me
01:02:39it follows me every day i try and forget it and
01:02:43i can't
01:02:49call an ambulance for god's sake
01:02:51didn't you know she was out there
01:02:53god i wonder
01:02:54did you
01:02:55you'll be all right
01:02:56you'll be all right now
01:02:58jillian wasn't there
01:03:01yes she was i called her
01:03:02no you didn't
01:03:22hi jillian it's will
01:03:25um can you meet me at
01:03:26moment's in the hospital
01:03:28he's never said anything
01:03:38how do you know that
01:03:41how do you know what happened
01:03:44he called me from the hospital while i was at the airport
01:03:47oh
01:03:50so you knew before you even left
01:03:53you knew i'd been poisoned and you didn't even drop me a dm
01:03:56it's
01:03:56is that how much you hate me
01:03:59i missed your abortion because i was poisoned
01:04:02but you abandoned me because you wanted to go on holiday
01:04:05that's not it
01:04:05it kind of seems like it is
01:04:07i had to go maggie i had to
01:04:09why
01:04:10so you could go and smoke weed with mind control barabee
01:04:12no because i was fucked
01:04:14i was so fucked and i just lost everything
01:04:17and i didn't know how to cope with that
01:04:18and i couldn't stay here and sit in the mess of it because i'm fucking weak
01:04:24i'm so weak that instead of dealing with my shit
01:04:26i found someone who told me they could make it better
01:04:28and i let them tell me what to think
01:04:30i mean what the fuck
01:04:33i know i'm not soft
01:04:35and i know i don't seem like someone to be gentle with
01:04:38if i am
01:04:40my sad looks very different to your sad but it's still very real
01:04:44and it still fucking hurts
01:04:51i'm a mess
01:04:53and a fraud
01:04:54and a loser
01:04:56you don't want me maggie
01:04:58i can't help you
01:05:09so thank you so much for having me
01:05:11oh you're more than welcome
01:05:13theodora can you fetch the microphone
01:05:16i think now's the time for my amazing grace
01:05:19oh damn i'm sad to miss that
01:05:22you know
01:05:24i thought this was going to be the worst day of my life
01:05:28and it wasn't
01:05:31and i think that might be because of you
01:05:33you know
01:05:34distracting me with how
01:05:35insanely inappropriate you are
01:05:43anytime
01:05:44all i wish is gone
01:05:47all i wish is gone
01:05:53all i wish is gone
01:05:54i'm so sorry
01:05:58i'm so sorry maggie
01:06:24so about the babe
01:06:28two pigs are brighter than one anyway
01:06:39get by in the bar
01:06:43i'm not really in the mood to make cocktails
01:06:45come on just
01:06:46just trust me come on
01:06:48okay
01:07:09hi
01:07:10uh could i get a drink
01:07:13i'm on the run from a screening of the hangover 2 which i
01:07:15inexplicably attended with the ex
01:07:17who told me to go on the duke and diet
01:07:19hey
01:07:20this doesn't happen to be your dad's wake does it
01:07:25oh
01:07:28it is yeah
01:07:30but uh
01:07:31please don't let that stop you hanging out here for hours
01:07:37for what
01:07:38we're just going to start again
01:07:40no i mean
01:07:42we can't
01:07:44it's done as done like
01:07:46i'm a nightmare
01:07:48you're a nightmare
01:07:50there's no cure for that
01:07:53but
01:07:57we can't decide that we love each other
01:08:00that we need each other
01:08:03move on
01:08:05together
01:08:09can i move in with you
01:08:11of course
01:08:12of course
01:08:14and everything will be all right
01:08:19all i have now my key
01:08:25oh
01:08:37oh
01:08:51If I had words to make a day for you
01:09:03I'd sing you a morning
01:09:08I got you
01:09:09I would make this day last for all time
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