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Deathstalker (1987) [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:20Mm-hmm.
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00:00:50Oh, my God.
00:01:07Oh, my God.
00:01:15Oh, my God.
00:01:18Whoa!
00:01:48Come on.
00:02:15I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker, too.
00:03:02I'll have my revenge.
00:03:32I'll have my revenge.
00:03:49I'll have my revenge.
00:03:50Let me go!
00:03:51Let me go!
00:03:53Quiet, or you'll eat steel for dinner.
00:03:55Looks like you've eaten everything else.
00:03:57Shut up, you little wench.
00:03:59This town's got no room for beggars.
00:04:03I am not a beggar.
00:04:04I'm a seer.
00:04:06Even the king knows that.
00:04:07All too well, girl.
00:04:08You're lucky to get away with your life.
00:04:10Look, his highness asked for a prophecy, and that's what he got.
00:04:14In my kingdom, a man would delight to learn his wife would sue me with child.
00:04:17But not by another man, eh, Marco?
00:04:20I call him as I see him, good or bad.
00:04:23Even I can predict what's gonna happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break.
00:04:26How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds, now!
00:04:30You can't treat me like this!
00:04:33I'm a princess!
00:04:35Right, right!
00:04:36And I'm Merlin the magician!
00:04:37Yeah!
00:04:38Now be off with you, princess of beggars!
00:04:41You'll be sorry!
00:04:42You're the one that's gonna be sorry!
00:04:44Let's get her!
00:04:51No, boys!
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:58Yeah.
00:04:59But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's gonna stop here, permanent!
00:05:07You know who we are?
00:05:11The village idiot and the two runners-up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy!
00:05:30I don't even know these guys!
00:05:46Hi.
00:05:48Hello?
00:05:58Hi!
00:05:58Hi!
00:06:09Hi!
00:06:16Hi!
00:06:19Whoa!
00:06:23I'll get some of them!
00:06:24Ha, ha, ha!
00:06:44Now I got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54i need to talk to you line forms of the right you gotta help me
00:06:58one rescue a day that's my policy it's a matter of life and death do the words
00:07:05walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you hey you princess i thought we told you to get
00:07:10out of town
00:07:51look at him
00:08:01oh
00:08:13oh
00:08:21oh
00:08:30what are you doing
00:08:51oh
00:08:56come on come on the back door let's go
00:09:15let's get out of here
00:09:20after them
00:09:21here
00:09:21are you on this man
00:09:22come on
00:09:24yah
00:09:25yah
00:09:27yah
00:09:28yah
00:09:29yah
00:09:30yah
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00:09:31yah
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00:09:35yah
00:09:45yah
00:09:47yah
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00:09:48yah
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00:10:00yah
00:10:01yah
00:10:03yah
00:10:04le
00:10:15They're getting it!
00:10:47You're good.
00:10:48It helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:59No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:02Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:10It is pretty early in the morning!
00:11:29Hold it!
00:11:30Which way they go?
00:11:31Better now!
00:11:32You go north!
00:11:32I'll have some!
00:11:33I'll double back!
00:11:34We'll meet here!
00:11:35But find them!
00:11:36Yeah!
00:11:36Yeah!
00:11:37Yeah!
00:11:38Yeah!
00:11:38Yeah!
00:11:39Yeah!
00:11:43I think we finally lost them.
00:11:48I'm starving here.
00:11:50Just a second.
00:11:50Haven't had a thing to eat since last night at Aboods.
00:11:58Here, try it.
00:11:59It's my specialty.
00:12:01Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mmm!
00:12:07Good!
00:12:08Very good!
00:12:09Um, try some water, can you please?
00:12:17Thank you, that was great.
00:12:19Great!
00:12:19Boy, you must have really been hungry.
00:12:22Mm-hmm!
00:12:23More?
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:26Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:27I know I kinda messed things up for you before.
00:12:33Excuse me.
00:12:34It just struck me funny.
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you.
00:12:38I'm listening.
00:12:39I can tell your future.
00:12:41No, really!
00:12:43I'm a seer.
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood.
00:12:46Okay, things can't get much worse, I guess.
00:12:49Shoot.
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow, hear my call.
00:12:59I wanna keep that to a minimum.
00:13:01I see you embarking on a heroic quest.
00:13:04It shall become legend.
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages.
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right.
00:13:12An image is coming to me.
00:13:15Yes, I see it so clear.
00:13:17A young woman.
00:13:19No!
00:13:20A princess.
00:13:21A princess?
00:13:23Is she rich?
00:13:23She's calling to you.
00:13:25Help me.
00:13:26Help me, Deathstalker.
00:13:28Only you can save me.
00:13:30She's in trouble?
00:13:32Oh, big trouble.
00:13:33A matter of life or death.
00:13:35Why?
00:13:37What?
00:13:38I see someone else.
00:13:40Dark and evil.
00:13:42This is bad.
00:13:43This is real bad.
00:13:45The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak.
00:13:48An evil sorcerer.
00:13:50Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman.
00:13:54Even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:57Better than me?
00:13:58Wait!
00:13:59He's laughing at you.
00:14:01Come and get me, Deathstalker.
00:14:04If you dare.
00:14:05What?
00:14:06This sorcerer?
00:14:07Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Jafir.
00:14:10Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey.
00:14:14Oh, figures.
00:14:15Many dangers.
00:14:16Witches.
00:14:17Dragons.
00:14:18Ogres.
00:14:18Must get down on the tourist trade.
00:14:21You shall confront them all.
00:14:22Emerge victorious.
00:14:24And reap a fabulous reward.
00:14:26The all-seeing eye never lies.
00:14:29And this is gonna get me into the legends.
00:14:32Right up there with Conan.
00:14:33Ho-ho!
00:14:36Ah!
00:14:37Whoa!
00:14:39Uh, sorry.
00:14:41You all right?
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:43Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you know more.
00:14:47Well, that settles it then.
00:14:48I'm out of here.
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go.
00:14:53I'm not getting any younger, you know.
00:14:55Go?
00:14:56To Jafir?
00:14:57Now?
00:14:58You got it, sis.
00:15:00Wait a minute.
00:15:01Wait a minute.
00:15:02Wait a minute.
00:15:03There's still more soup.
00:15:21Next.
00:15:25Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:27I'm working on it.
00:15:29She won't get far.
00:15:31You should have never let her escape.
00:15:33She might come back and take a throw.
00:15:37A waif pretending to be a princess?
00:15:39Who would believe it?
00:15:42Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling.
00:15:48We've gone over this a dozen times before.
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess.
00:15:55An exact duplicate in all respects.
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs.
00:16:03In other words, if she dies...
00:16:07You die.
00:16:09But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula...
00:16:12I can duplicate anyone, then eliminate the original.
00:16:15Now, my dear, please run along.
00:16:17These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself.
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more.
00:16:23Alone.
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber.
00:16:29Waiting.
00:16:30As you wish, my dear.
00:16:32As you wish.
00:16:34Next.
00:16:39Sultana.
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line.
00:16:44You look marvelous.
00:16:45Lovely as a rose.
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind.
00:16:50After what you've done to me, I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure.
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:55You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my
00:17:00help.
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one.
00:17:02You were paid handsomely.
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jerak, my dear.
00:17:07I have a proposition for you.
00:17:09You wish to have the Princess Evie return to you.
00:17:12I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here.
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now.
00:17:18Doubtless you'll remember Chin the buccaneer.
00:17:20Chin, the one eye.
00:17:22The man's a second-rate amateur.
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him.
00:17:26Evie is mine.
00:17:27And the meddler?
00:17:29Deathstalker.
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:33Oh, very well.
00:17:34He's yours.
00:17:35Enjoy.
00:17:36Done.
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana.
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure.
00:17:42Next!
00:18:11The First Lady, the Prince of Thieves.
00:18:11Which way, almighty Oracle?
00:18:13Why do they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:17Some of the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely. The crystal ball never lets me down.
00:18:27The west road.
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31The west road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:37No, I wouldn't.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat
00:18:45if they don't get their own way off.
00:19:02Give it to me, Chen. What do you got?
00:19:04That stalker's as good as in the grave.
00:19:07Look, sailor, don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat.
00:19:12And remember, the last one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:20Never underestimate the strength of an enemy,
00:19:22especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself.
00:19:30I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter,
00:19:33like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah, I've got just the butchers to do it.
00:19:40Say hello to crazy Otto Reingold, the mad Prussian,
00:19:43solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres
00:19:46that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky,
00:19:51five years on the Genghis Khan strike force,
00:19:53part-time consultant to Attila the Hun.
00:19:56Next, John the Baptist Bombasso,
00:19:58drowning the specialty.
00:20:00Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Kashmir.
00:20:03I think his name says it all.
00:20:05And last but not least, a real find,
00:20:08Buddy Footstool Rosa,
00:20:10only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible
00:20:12for excessive brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical?
00:20:17You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself.
00:20:23Come on, boys.
00:20:33Okay, men, let him have it.
00:20:43Most men, but don't kill, not yet.
00:21:24passar!
00:21:38I think we'd better find another way.
00:21:40Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:44Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me. You're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, if they were trying to kill us,
00:21:56they could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:01You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:19Maybe these had come in handy.
00:22:23Where are you going?
00:22:25Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys.
00:22:37Save your arrows.
00:22:59No!
00:23:00No!
00:23:01No!
00:23:58Stalker?
00:24:00Stalker!
00:24:35Throw your sword down, or I'll cut our pretty little throat.
00:24:40Go ahead. Cut it.
00:24:42You rat!
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:51Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:54Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh, and would you mind taking that knife out of that guy?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:08What do you want?
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:10This, Stalker?
00:25:11You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:14Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15This, Stalker?
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:25Minus the fearless five.
00:25:27You should have listened to me.
00:25:28You want a bitch?
00:25:30Bitch to Jarek.
00:25:31I'm calling him right now.
00:25:47What news have you?
00:25:48Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:49I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:53I got an idea.
00:25:54Come closer.
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured that it will.
00:26:02OOOOOOOF HON.
00:26:04Awww!
00:26:19So long sailor.
00:26:37Well, look what we have here.
00:26:41Pookie, huh?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:51Stalker, I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:06You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure, it's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when the legend's told, I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told, nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute!
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered, my hut.
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We gotta go back.
00:27:44You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there, it's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will you?
00:28:20Well, come on in, what are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on, it's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:30Stalker!
00:28:46Stalker?
00:28:46Oh, come on.
00:29:15V
00:29:16You know, sir, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive,
00:29:21but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:27Forgive me for not introducing myself properly,
00:29:29but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have guessed.
00:29:34Jerrack.
00:29:45Stalker!
00:30:02Stalker!
00:30:03Get out here!
00:30:06Stalker, get out here!
00:30:07I'd offer you my hand, sir,
00:30:09but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once,
00:30:14even for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So, if you'll be so good as to excuse me,
00:30:18I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to.
00:30:21And, oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh?
00:30:41You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:50Stalker!
00:30:51Oh, God, I want to see her love around here someplace.
00:31:10Uh-huh.
00:31:19Stalker!
00:31:23Stalker!
00:31:39Stalker!
00:31:51Stalker!
00:32:03Stalker!
00:32:05Stalker!
00:32:05Stalker!
00:32:06Stalker! Get out of here!
00:32:09Stalker!
00:32:14Leave me alone for five minutes. Look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming! I'm coming!
00:32:34Yah! Yah!
00:32:36Come on! Yah!
00:32:54Don't you know another tune?
00:32:56Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:10Guards! Guards!
00:33:16No!
00:33:18No!
00:33:20No!
00:33:25Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad.
00:33:34Face party, though.
00:33:43Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:33:57Come on!
00:33:58Come on!
00:34:00No!
00:34:01No!
00:34:11No!
00:34:19No!
00:34:21No!
00:34:23No!
00:34:28No!
00:34:29You know, something funny is going on here.
00:34:31First we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:33Then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jarrett guy, he's playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The ward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:57Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:02Looks like you could use this.
00:35:05What are you going to use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09I'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21Oh, OK.
00:35:31There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:33There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:36There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:38There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:39There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:39There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:40There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:40There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:41There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:43There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:44There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:46There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:49There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:51There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett,
00:36:03turn west of the tree that looks like a rock,
00:36:06where you cross a dry river bed,
00:36:08where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What? Dry river?
00:36:12Just follow the mountains!
00:36:14Okay!
00:36:15There ain't gonna be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road. No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises?
00:36:21No surprises!
00:36:23No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be!
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad!
00:36:28Oh, boy, I oughta...
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:47Look, I...
00:36:49Let me do the talking.
00:36:51Now, listen.
00:36:53I think there's been some mistake,
00:36:54or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00I don't think so.
00:37:01I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot,
00:37:04like Evie of Jaffir,
00:37:06the demon princess,
00:37:07who raids our camps,
00:37:09and burns our crops,
00:37:10and steals our men.
00:37:11Me?
00:37:12A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18But my name is Rina.
00:37:19Rina the seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah.
00:37:24Her name's Rina, all right.
00:37:25Rina the seer.
00:37:27Rina the liar.
00:37:28Oh, well.
00:37:29Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32Well,
00:37:33now that we've cleared up this little misunderstanding,
00:37:35and we're all friends again,
00:37:38maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:41The girl may go,
00:37:44but not you,
00:37:47Deathstalker.
00:37:48So, you have heard of me.
00:37:51Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer
00:37:57are well-known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial
00:38:07for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20You used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23It's a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women
00:38:25with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on, come on.
00:38:28Let's get going.
00:38:29Let's get in the rain.
00:38:30Okay, okay.
00:38:31I'm going.
00:38:31Stop shouting.
00:38:41Deathstalker.
00:38:42Here it comes.
00:38:43According to our laws,
00:38:45we must settle all serious disputes
00:38:48in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent
00:38:51in this contest
00:38:53shall be none other than Gorgo,
00:38:56our fiercest warrior
00:38:58and my champion.
00:39:02Gorgo!
00:39:03Gorgo!
00:39:05Gorgo!
00:39:10Come on down!
00:39:12I'm taking candy from your baby.
00:39:14You name it.
00:39:15Did you see her?
00:39:16Stalker.
00:39:17Will you?
00:39:17Shut up.
00:39:18Stalker.
00:39:19Look, I could beat her
00:39:20with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep
00:39:23at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about?
00:39:26What?
00:39:26What?
00:39:50This is, of course,
00:39:53a fight to the death.
00:39:55Naturally.
00:39:58Now, mercy.
00:40:01Well?
00:40:03May the best man...
00:40:07Skip it.
00:40:09Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit.
00:40:18Do you have to buy your clothes
00:40:19at a special store?
00:40:26Get out!
00:40:27All right.
00:40:28Come on.
00:40:32Whoa!
00:40:35Whoa!
00:40:36Whoa!
00:40:38Whoa!
00:40:39Whoa!
00:40:40Whoa!
00:40:41Whoa!
00:40:42Whoa!
00:40:44Whoa!
00:40:44Whoa!
00:40:46Whoa!
00:40:47Whoa!
00:40:48Whoa!
00:40:48Whoa!
00:40:49Whoa!
00:40:49Whoa!
00:40:53And stay down.
00:40:58Come on.
00:41:19Here's what you got to do, stay away from her, wear her out, run her down, get a tack.
00:41:24If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six, maybe.
00:41:31Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Get in, tiger.
00:41:52Oh, not the hair, not the hair.
00:41:55Oh, my God.
00:41:58Anything that's a hair.
00:42:05Get up.
00:42:06Okay, come on.
00:42:09Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No.
00:42:13No.
00:42:34You're looking good out there.
00:42:35You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up, and don't let her get you without running.
00:42:43You know, she may have the strength.
00:42:47I got to stand her.
00:42:50Go get her.
00:43:07Get up.
00:43:10Get up.
00:43:11I have to do it.
00:43:12No!
00:43:14No!
00:43:15No!
00:43:16No!
00:43:17Go!
00:43:18No!
00:43:18No!
00:43:19Don't do it!
00:43:20Ah!
00:43:20No!
00:43:21No!
00:43:38Just what I want to know.
00:43:39Put it in my hand. Put it in my hand.
00:44:13No! No!
00:44:15No!
00:44:21No!
00:44:30Get up! Get up!
00:44:33Get up!
00:44:51Get up! Get up!
00:44:59Kill her! Kill her!
00:45:02Kill her! Kill her!
00:45:04Kill her! Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing?
00:45:06This is a fight to the death!
00:45:10You want to kill her?
00:45:12Do it yourself.
00:45:22That was incredible! You were great!
00:45:25Thanks, princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again.
00:45:34I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one.
00:45:40But I am a princess.
00:45:42Or I was.
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:47Oh, that's good. That's rich. Try it on the next staff you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:57So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you? Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06See?
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here now!
00:46:25What in the hell did I shake?
00:46:28Judy, darling!
00:46:30I'm kidding, I was waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me!
00:46:34Judy, darling!
00:46:35Jerk!
00:46:36What do you want?
00:46:38I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:41Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little love bird.
00:46:45You needn't worry.
00:46:46I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so.
00:46:54Every day I fade more and more.
00:46:56Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber.
00:47:00You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling.
00:47:17The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you.
00:47:30Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:52It works!
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:55You made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:07Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Star?
00:48:31Have you ever seen Death Star?
00:48:39Have you ever seen Death Star?
00:48:40There he is.
00:49:09a super cool with his friends?
00:49:11Are we drinking to your magnificent battle tonight?
00:49:14And the magnificent battle yet to come?
00:49:19Which one is this?
00:49:22That one?
00:49:25Oh, the best battle?
00:49:26Oh, it's a beautiful fire in this atmosphere?
00:49:27Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here. One minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:48Stalker.
00:49:50Just think.
00:49:52Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:57The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire,
00:50:01melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You gotta be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no. That's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What ceremony?
00:50:22A wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:40Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:03Shhh. No. I didn't think so.
00:51:20Ah, now that you're up, your royal highness, there are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:27You! You're the one who helped Jarek!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:35Where's Death Stalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh. I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk.
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jarek needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Death Stalker?
00:52:05Somebody looking for me.
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get up!
00:52:40It's payback time, Stalker!
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:12I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and
00:53:21I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and
00:53:21I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and
00:53:21I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and
00:53:22I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and
00:53:22I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and
00:53:22I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and
00:53:25I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for it, and I'm all for
00:53:33Ahh!
00:53:39Ahh!
00:53:42Ahh!
00:53:47Ahh!
00:53:56Ahh!
00:54:00No!
00:54:00No!
00:54:01No!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:18Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out.
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:59Very interesting.
00:56:01Is there another way in?
00:56:04Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:19What was that?
00:56:20The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours?
00:56:27Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:39Don't say it. Just don't say it.
00:56:42But...
00:56:42Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:45Stalker!
00:57:13Stalker!
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:17You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position by playing fair. Kill him.
00:57:24Stalker!
00:57:26He's mine!
00:57:28He's mine!
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:33Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever, and it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Stalker!
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her hose.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart.
00:58:11I think we're revived.
00:58:50Good evening, Dev Stalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no.
00:58:59I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Dev Stalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:25Good mother.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38That got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you, but there's another girl running around here that's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:12Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh?
01:00:41And how's a princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure.
01:00:44But I think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:54Oh.
01:00:55I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:23And now you're a mind-stalker.
01:01:27What?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52Thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing, though.
01:02:02Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire?
01:02:25Yeah.
01:02:25That's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:37Hey!
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:50You can't kill us here at the fire.
01:02:50Yes!
01:02:51Yes!
01:02:51Oh no!
01:02:57That's one thing.
01:02:57Hey, damn!
01:03:02Get in!
01:03:03Oh no!
01:03:04Get in!
01:03:04Get in!
01:03:05Get in!
01:03:05Get out!
01:03:06Go run!
01:03:08Get in!
01:03:10Get in!
01:03:12Get in!
01:03:20Oh, my God.
01:03:46Oh, my God.
01:04:12Oh, my God.
01:04:24Oh, my God.
01:04:40Where are you going?
01:04:42Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck, because we're going to need it.
01:04:49Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:04:59I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10I guess you are.
01:05:11Come on, we've got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now, go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:27Go.
01:05:29Go.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:47Can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:05:51Girl talk.
01:05:51What?
01:06:05Girl talk.
01:06:07Girl talk.
01:07:42You still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:45Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And seemed to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:07:50I'm sorry.
01:07:51I'm sorry.
01:07:52I'm sorry.
01:08:11I'm sorry.
01:08:41I'm sorry.
01:08:41I'm sorry.
01:08:45Ah.
01:09:16Ah!
01:09:21Ah!
01:09:27Ah!
01:09:29Ah!
01:09:34Oh!
01:09:36Oh!
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:40No!
01:10:09Up.
01:10:45Up.
01:11:08Up.
01:11:23Up.
01:11:24Up.
01:11:24Yes, darling.
01:11:32Your highness shall speak now.
01:11:35Sort of be good.
01:11:37Come forward.
01:11:38Death Stalker?
01:11:49We've searched through the Kingdom's coffers
01:11:51for some expression of our appreciation for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know. Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's gonna make it into the Legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
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