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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:20Mm-hmm.
00:00:46Ah!
00:00:50Ah!
00:00:52Ah!
00:00:54Oh!
00:00:56Ah!
00:01:18Whoa!
00:01:36No!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40No!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:45No!
00:01:52Ah!
00:01:54No!
00:01:56Ah!
00:01:56Ah!
00:02:10Come on! Come on!
00:02:15I'll have my revenge.
00:02:17And Deathstalker, too.
00:02:29I'll have my revenge.
00:02:30Come on!
00:02:31Come on!
00:02:41guitar solo
00:03:12guitar solo
00:03:49Let me go!
00:03:51Let me go!
00:03:52Quiet or you'll eat steel for dinner.
00:03:54Looks like you've eaten everything else.
00:03:57Shut up, you little wench.
00:03:59This town's got no room for beggars.
00:04:03I am not a beggar.
00:04:04I'm a seer.
00:04:06Even the king knows that.
00:04:07All too well, girl.
00:04:08You're lucky to get away with your life.
00:04:10Look, his highness asked for a prophecy,
00:04:12and that's what he got.
00:04:14In my kingdom,
00:04:15a man would delight to learn
00:04:16his wife would sue me with child.
00:04:18But not by another man, eh, Marco?
00:04:19I call him as I see him,
00:04:21good or bad.
00:04:23Even I can predict what's gonna happen to you.
00:04:25Give me a break.
00:04:26How's an oracle supposed to make a living?
00:04:28The king wants you off the castle grounds.
00:04:30Now!
00:04:31You can't treat me like this.
00:04:33I'm a princess.
00:04:35Right, right.
00:04:36And I'm Merlin the magician.
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Now be off with you,
00:04:39princess of beggars.
00:04:41You'll be sorry.
00:04:42You're the one that's gonna be sorry.
00:04:44Let's get her.
00:04:48No, boys.
00:04:52Who the hell are you?
00:04:55Ordinarily, I don't mind seeing a woman
00:04:56get a good beating if she deserves it.
00:04:59Yeah.
00:05:00But this doesn't look like much of a contest to me.
00:05:02You picked the wrong town to stop in, stranger.
00:05:06He's gonna stop here permanent.
00:05:07You know who we are.
00:05:11The village idiot,
00:05:12the two runners up.
00:05:14Get him!
00:05:28Hey, take it easy.
00:05:30I don't even know these guys.
00:05:46I don't even know any of them.
00:06:22Oh, I'll get some memory.
00:06:44You know, I got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's a little right.
00:06:57You gotta help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day. That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:04Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess. I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:46You got it.
00:07:52You got it.
00:07:54You got it.
00:07:58Come on.
00:08:00Oh, yeah!
00:08:01He's gone.
00:08:02Oh, yeah.
00:08:04Oh!
00:08:05Oh, man!
00:08:05Oh, man!
00:08:08Shut up, let's go!
00:08:27What are you doing?
00:08:31What are you doing?
00:08:35What are you doing?
00:08:36Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:41Let's go!
00:08:50I can't get something!
00:08:52Come on, come on, the back door!
00:08:58Let's go!
00:09:04Let's go!
00:09:15Let's get out of here!
00:09:20After them!
00:09:21Here are those men!
00:09:24Yeah!
00:09:26Yeah!
00:09:29Yeah!
00:09:31Woo!
00:09:32Woo-hoo!
00:09:34Woo!
00:09:36Woo!
00:09:56I'm Evie.
00:09:58Deathstalker.
00:10:00Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh.
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:14They're getting it.
00:10:47You're good.
00:10:49Helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:59No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:02Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:09It is pretty early in the morning.
00:11:29Hold it.
00:11:30Which way they go?
00:11:31I don't know.
00:11:32You go north.
00:11:32I'll have some.
00:11:33I'll double back.
00:11:34We'll meet here.
00:11:35But find them.
00:11:43Yeah.
00:11:45I think we finally lost them.
00:11:48I'm starving here.
00:11:50Just a second.
00:11:51Haven't had a thing to eat since last night at the Boots.
00:11:58Here, try it.
00:11:59It's my specialty.
00:12:01Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mmm.
00:12:07Good.
00:12:08Very good.
00:12:09Um, try some water, too, please.
00:12:18That was great.
00:12:19Great.
00:12:19Boy, you must have really been hungry.
00:12:22Mm-hmm.
00:12:22More?
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:26Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:27I know I kind of messed things up for you before.
00:12:33Excuse me.
00:12:34Just struck me funny.
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you.
00:12:38I'm listening.
00:12:39I can tell your future.
00:12:41No, really.
00:12:43I'm a seer.
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:47Things can't get much worse, I guess.
00:12:49Shoot.
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow.
00:12:53Hear my call.
00:12:59I want to keep that to a minimum.
00:13:01I see you embarking on a heroic quest.
00:13:04It shall become legend.
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages.
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right.
00:13:12An image is coming to me.
00:13:15Yes.
00:13:15I see it.
00:13:16So clear.
00:13:17A young woman.
00:13:19No.
00:13:19A princess.
00:13:21A princess.
00:13:23Is she rich?
00:13:24She's calling to you.
00:13:25Help me.
00:13:26Help me, Deathstalker.
00:13:28Only you can save me.
00:13:30She's in trouble?
00:13:31Oh, big trouble.
00:13:33A matter of life or death.
00:13:35Why?
00:13:38I see someone else.
00:13:40Dark and evil.
00:13:42This is bad.
00:13:43This is real bad.
00:13:45The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak.
00:13:48An evil sorcerer.
00:13:50Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman.
00:13:54Even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:57Better than me?
00:13:58Wait.
00:13:59He's laughing at you.
00:14:01Come and get me, Deathstalker.
00:14:04If you dare.
00:14:05What?
00:14:06This sorcerer?
00:14:06Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Japhir.
00:14:10Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey.
00:14:14Oh, figures.
00:14:15Many dangers.
00:14:16Witches, dragons, ogres.
00:14:18Must get down on the tourist trade.
00:14:20You shall confront them all, emerge victorious, and reap a fabulous reward.
00:14:26The all-seeing eye never lies.
00:14:29And this is going to get me into the legends.
00:14:32Right up there with Conan.
00:14:33Ho, ho!
00:14:37Whoa.
00:14:40Sorry.
00:14:41You all right?
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:43Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you know more.
00:14:47Well, that settles it, then.
00:14:49I'm out of here.
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go.
00:14:53I'm not getting any younger, you know.
00:14:55Go?
00:14:56To Japhir?
00:14:57Now?
00:14:58You got it, sis.
00:15:00Wait a minute.
00:15:01Well, wait a minute.
00:15:04There's still more soup.
00:15:21Next.
00:15:25Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:27I'm working on it. She won't get far.
00:15:31You should have never let her escape.
00:15:33She might come back and take a throw.
00:15:37A waif pretending to be a princess?
00:15:39Who would believe it?
00:15:42Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling, we've gone over this a dozen times before.
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess.
00:15:55An exact duplicate in all respects.
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs.
00:16:03In other words, if she dies, you die.
00:16:09But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula,
00:16:12I can duplicate anyone, then eliminate the original.
00:16:15Now, my dear, please run along.
00:16:17These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself.
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more.
00:16:23Alone.
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber, waiting.
00:16:30As you wish, my dear.
00:16:32As you wish.
00:16:34Next!
00:16:39Sultana!
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line.
00:16:44You look marvelous.
00:16:46Lovely as a rose.
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind.
00:16:51After what you've done to me, I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure.
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:55You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my
00:17:00help.
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one.
00:17:03You were paid handsomely.
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jerak, my dear.
00:17:07I have a proposition for you.
00:17:09You wish to have the princess Evie return to you.
00:17:12I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here.
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now.
00:17:18Doubtless you'll remember Chin the buccaneer.
00:17:20Chin the one eye.
00:17:22The man's a second-rate amateur.
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him.
00:17:26Evie is mine.
00:17:27And the meddler?
00:17:29Deathstalker.
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:33Oh, very well.
00:17:34He's yours.
00:17:35Enjoy.
00:17:36Done.
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana.
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure.
00:17:42Next!
00:18:11Which way, almighty Oracle?
00:18:13Why do they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:17Because I'm the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely.
00:18:25The crystal ball never lets me down.
00:18:27The West Road.
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:38No, I wouldn't.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off.
00:19:02Give it to me, Chin.
00:19:03What do you got?
00:19:05Deathstalkers as good as in the grave.
00:19:06Look, sailor.
00:19:08Don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat.
00:19:12And remember, the last one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:20Never underestimate the strength of an enemy.
00:19:22Especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself.
00:19:31I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter.
00:19:33Like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah, I've got just the butchers to do it.
00:19:40Say hello to crazy Otto Rheingold, the mad Prussian.
00:19:43Solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky.
00:19:51Five years on the Genghis Khan Strike Force.
00:19:53Part-time consultant to Attila the Hun.
00:19:56Next, John the Baptist Bombasso.
00:19:58Drowning the specialty.
00:20:00Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Kashmir.
00:20:03I think his name says it all.
00:20:05And last but not least, a real find.
00:20:08Buddy Footstool Rosa.
00:20:10Only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical?
00:20:18You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself.
00:20:23Come on, boys.
00:20:33Okay, men.
00:20:34Let him have it.
00:20:43Close, men.
00:20:44But don't kill.
00:20:45Not yet.
00:20:45I can't pay things.
00:20:54You bet I am.
00:20:54You bet I am.
00:20:57You bet I am.
00:21:06Let's go with that.
00:21:06Close, men.
00:21:06You bet I am.
00:21:06I'll see you.
00:21:06You bet I am.
00:21:06You bet.
00:21:06Go with me.
00:21:07Oh, touch.
00:21:07You bet I am.
00:21:11You bet I am.
00:21:14All of you bet I am.
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:40Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:44I...
00:21:46Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me, you're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, they were trying to kill us.
00:21:56They could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:01You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:19Maybe these had come in handy.
00:22:23Where are you going?
00:22:25Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys.
00:22:37Save your arrows.
00:23:07We'll be back.
00:23:14We'll leave the weapon.
00:23:17Please.
00:23:22I'll be right back.
00:23:23Let's go.
00:23:26I'll be right back.
00:23:27Go ahead.
00:23:31Let's go.
00:23:31What's the moon?
00:23:31It's a matter of sea.
00:23:58Stalker?
00:24:00Stalker!
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00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh?
00:30:41You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:50Doctor!
00:30:51Doctor!
00:30:54Doctor!
00:31:02Doctor!
00:31:04Doctor!
00:31:05Doctor!
00:31:08God, I want to see her love around here someplace.
00:31:13Uh-huh.
00:31:19Doctor!
00:31:23Doctor!
00:31:50Doctor!
00:31:55Ah!
00:32:01Ah!
00:32:03Ah!
00:32:03Ah!
00:32:03Stalker!
00:32:05Stalker!
00:32:06Get out of here!
00:32:08Ah!
00:32:09Stalker!
00:32:10Stalker!
00:32:10Get out of here!
00:32:13Stalker!
00:32:14Gosh, I'll leave you alone for five minutes, look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21How come?
00:32:22I'm coming, I'm coming!
00:32:34Yah! Yah!
00:32:36Come on!
00:32:36Yah!
00:32:54Don't you know another tune?
00:32:58Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:11Guards!
00:33:12Guards!
00:33:16No!
00:33:18No!
00:33:21No!
00:33:26Dinner is served, your majesty.
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Not too bad at the police party, though.
00:33:42Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:55Go!
00:33:56Look!
00:33:57Come on!
00:33:59Come on!ай
00:34:03knock! If
00:34:07you... voice
00:34:08it, go ahead and cant heal. Jack,
00:34:10Throck! You've
00:34:17made me from the centralDI�
00:34:29You know, something funny is going on here.
00:34:31First, we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:34Then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time, it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jarrett guy, he's playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The reward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:57Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:02Looks like you could use this.
00:35:05What are you going to use?
00:35:07Fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09I'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21I'm okay.
00:35:23I'm okay.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker?
00:35:37Hmm?
00:35:38Is that your sword, or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west of the tree that looks like a rock, where you
00:36:07cross a dry river bed, where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What?
00:36:12Dry river?
00:36:12Just follow the mountains.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15Ain't going to be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:19No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises.
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:22No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be.
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad.
00:36:28Oh, boy, I ought to.
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:48Look, I...
00:36:48Let me do the talking.
00:36:51Now, listen.
00:36:53I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00I don't think so.
00:37:01I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot.
00:37:04Like Evie of Jaffir, the demon princess.
00:37:07Who raids our camps, and burns our crops, and steals our men.
00:37:11Me?
00:37:12A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18My name is Rina.
00:37:19Rina the seer.
00:37:22Rina?
00:37:23Oh, yeah.
00:37:24Her name's Rina, all right.
00:37:25Rina the seer.
00:37:27Rina the lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well.
00:37:29Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32Well, now that we've cleared up this little misunderstanding, and we're all friends again,
00:37:37Uh, maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:41The girl may go.
00:37:44But not you.
00:37:47Deathstalker.
00:37:49So, you have heard of me.
00:37:51Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20You used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23It's a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on.
00:38:28Come on.
00:38:28Let's get going.
00:38:29Let's get in the rain.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:31Okay.
00:38:31I'm going.
00:38:31Stop shouting.
00:38:41Deathstalker.
00:38:42Here it comes.
00:38:43According to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent in this contest shall be none other than Gorgo.
00:38:56Our fiercest warrior and my champion.
00:39:05I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:10Gorgo, come on down.
00:39:12I'm taking candy from your baby.
00:39:14You name it.
00:39:15Don't you see her?
00:39:16Stalker.
00:39:17Will you?
00:39:17Shut up.
00:39:18Stalker.
00:39:19I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about?
00:39:26What?
00:39:26What?
00:39:50This is, of course, a fight to the death.
00:39:55Naturally.
00:39:58Now mercy.
00:40:00Well?
00:40:02May the best man...
00:40:07Skip it.
00:40:09Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit.
00:40:18Do you have to, uh, buy your clothes at a special store or...
00:40:26Get out!
00:40:27All right.
00:40:28Come on.
00:40:53And stay down!
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do.
00:41:20Stay away from her.
00:41:21Wear her out, run her down, get a tack.
00:41:24Tack?
00:41:25Yeah.
00:41:25If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five.
00:41:29Six, maybe.
00:41:31Seven at the outside.
00:41:34Go get it, tiger.
00:41:43Oh!
00:41:44Oh!
00:41:47Oh!
00:41:47Oh!
00:41:48Oh!
00:41:48Oh!
00:41:49Oh!
00:41:49Oh!
00:41:52Oh!
00:41:53Not the hair!
00:41:54Not the hair!
00:41:55Oh!
00:41:56Oh!
00:41:57Oh, my God!
00:41:58Any thing!
00:42:00Not the hair!
00:42:02Oh!
00:42:06Get up!
00:42:06OK.
00:42:07Come on!
00:42:08Come on!
00:42:10Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No!
00:42:34You're looking good out there, you're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up and don't let it get you to that run.
00:42:43You know, she may have a strength.
00:42:47I got to stand her.
00:42:50Go get her!
00:43:12Go get her!
00:43:20Go get her!
00:43:33Go get her!
00:43:35Go get her!
00:43:38Just what I want to know.
00:43:39Just put it in my hand.
00:43:41Put it in my hand.
00:43:47Go get her!
00:43:50Go get her!
00:44:02Go get her!
00:44:06Go get her!
00:44:13No!
00:44:14No!
00:44:18Oh!
00:44:31Get her!
00:44:32Get her!
00:44:33Get her!
00:44:34Get her!
00:44:37No!
00:44:51Get her! Get her! Get her!
00:44:59Kill her! Kill her!
00:45:03Kill her!
00:45:04What are you doing?
00:45:05This is a fight to the death!
00:45:10You want to kill her?
00:45:12Do it yourself.
00:45:22That was incredible! You're great!
00:45:25Thanks, Princess.
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again.
00:45:33I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one.
00:45:40But I am a princess.
00:45:42Or I was.
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:47Oh, that's, that's good.
00:45:49That's rich.
00:45:50Try it on the next staff you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:57So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you?
00:46:01Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but, uh, I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here now!
00:46:25What in the hell did I shake?
00:46:28Judy, darling!
00:46:30I'm sitting out waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me!
00:46:34Judy, darling!
00:46:35Jerk!
00:46:36What do you want?
00:46:38I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:40I hate her!
00:46:41Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little love bird.
00:46:45You needn't worry.
00:46:46I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so.
00:46:54Every day I fade more and more.
00:46:56Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber.
00:47:00You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling.
00:47:17The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you.
00:47:30Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:52It works!
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:56You've made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:07Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stomper?
00:48:26No.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stomper?
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stomper?
00:48:40There he is.
00:48:54John Thomas.
00:49:10Shall we drink then to your magnificent battle tonight?
00:49:15And the magnificent battle, yet to come.
00:49:19Which one is that?
00:49:28Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away, just wait here, one minute, don't go away, stalker,
00:49:50Just think, our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come, the passion in our hearts will burn like
00:49:59a great central fire, melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You gotta be kidding, after that fight I was kinda looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:14Oh no, that's not possible. The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What ceremony?
00:50:22A wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh shit.
00:50:35Excuse me, have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:40Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:03Shh, no, I didn't think so.
00:51:20Ah, now that you're up, your royal highness, there are matters we need to discuss.
00:51:27You! You're the one who helped Jerak!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk, but now we can
00:51:33fix all that.
00:51:36Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:38Huh, I can think of lots of reasons. Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk!
00:51:49And do you know why? Jerak needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Deathstalker?
00:52:05Somebody looking for me?
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get up!
00:52:15Whoa!
00:52:18Whoa!
00:52:28Whoa!
00:52:31Whoa!
00:52:31Whoa!
00:52:32Whoa!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker!
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:52:49Whoa!
00:52:53Whoa!
00:52:56Whoa!
00:52:58Whoa!
00:52:59Whoa!
00:53:01Whoa!
00:53:02Whoa!
00:53:10Whoa!
00:53:16Whoa!
00:53:20Whoa!
00:53:23Whoa!
00:53:30Ah!
00:53:42Son!
00:53:48Saucer!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:18Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out.
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:55:21Welcome back.
00:55:24Welcome back.
00:55:59Very interesting. Is there another way in?
00:56:02Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:18What was that?
00:56:20The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours?
00:56:27Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:39Don't say it. Just don't say it.
00:56:42But...
00:56:42Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:46Stalker!
00:56:47Get out!
00:56:48Get out of here!
00:56:49Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:57Ah, Death Stalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servants' entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name, I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:11Like a demonstration?
00:57:11Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine!
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:33Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever, and it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her horse.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart!
00:58:10I think we're revived!
00:58:13Huh?
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:15Oh!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:17No!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:24Oh!
00:58:28Oh!
00:58:50Good evening, Dev Stalker.
00:58:52It doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no.
00:58:59I expect you to die.
00:59:02And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Dev Stalker.
00:59:17I should have stood at bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31The princess wants to see you.
00:59:38I haven't got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen callers bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53I must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you, but there's another girl running around here.
00:59:57That's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Uh, say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:12Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:17Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's a princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure.
01:00:44But I, uh, think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:55Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:01:22And now you're mine, stalker.
01:01:26What?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:59I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing.
01:02:02Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
01:02:24Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:37Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:50Oh, no!
01:02:56Oh, no!
01:02:57Oh, no!
01:02:58We hit him!
01:02:59Oh, no!
01:03:08Whoa!
01:03:08Oh, no!
01:03:30Come on.
01:03:57Come on.
01:04:13Come on.
01:04:14Come on.
01:04:30Come on.
01:04:34Come on.
01:04:39Where are you going?
01:04:42Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck, because you're going to need it.
01:04:49Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:04:59I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06Are you okay?
01:05:10Yes, you are.
01:05:11Come on, we've got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:27Go.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:47Can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:49Girl talk?
01:05:50Oh.
01:05:51Okay.
01:05:57I'll be there.
01:05:57I won't do it.
01:05:59I'll be there.
01:06:01I'll be there.
01:06:04Go to jail.
01:06:05What are you going to do?
01:06:06You're going to do it.
01:06:07Whatника?
01:06:08Bye.
01:06:08Bye.
01:06:08Bye.
01:06:17Bye-bye.
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:42You're still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:44Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And soon to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:20Spoken like a true gallant.
01:08:48Spoken like a true gallant.
01:09:04Ah!
01:09:06Ah!
01:09:07Ah!
01:09:13Ah!
01:09:13No, no, no...
01:09:17Ah!
01:09:25Huh!
01:09:27Uh!
01:09:28Uh!
01:09:40Ah!
01:09:41Ah!
01:09:49Ah!
01:09:51Ah!
01:09:54Ah!
01:09:59Ah!
01:10:09Up.
01:10:10Up.
01:10:45Up.
01:11:20Up.
01:11:23Up.
01:11:25Up.
01:11:29Up.
01:11:32Up.
01:11:33Your Highness shall speak now.
01:11:35That ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We've searched through the kingdom's coffers for some expression of our appreciation for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know. Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's gonna make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27Well, let's see.
01:12:34No.
01:12:34Go.
01:12:35Go.
01:12:36Go.
01:12:37Go, Go, Go.
01:12:39Go, Go, Go!
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