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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire!
01:38Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:47Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:01Sire!
03:02The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry.
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nint doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:55A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:11Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:15This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:43I need more.
04:44A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
04:54I need more.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09Leora!
05:10I know you're in there!
05:12Nowhere left to run!
05:14Dammit.
05:14He tracked me.
05:26He tracked me.
05:28Leora.
05:29You're my fiance.
05:31You belong with me.
05:32Come home.
05:33Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:56News flash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now.
06:23But her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:30But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously?
06:59Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough.
07:31Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:07Who the hell are you?
08:23It's too late, boss.
08:25Her heart beats fading fast.
08:42Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Leora.
08:57Who did this?
08:58I'm going to tear them apart.
09:02It was...
09:03It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
09:26You're my fiancé, my property.
09:28You filthy whore.
09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:35But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No, let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:58I...
09:59Got careless.
10:01Diving near a shipwreck.
10:03My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
10:07Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy.
10:14Stay out of it.
10:15Boss?
10:16Soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it...
10:25Promise me you'll take care of Lily.
10:28She's all we have left.
10:30She's safe.
10:32Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
10:42Jack!
10:43You...
10:46Ambrosia residue?
10:47Golden apple sap?
10:48I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
10:53Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More.
10:57Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting daddy.
11:18I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:50Ha ha ha ha!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:20We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:26You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy!
12:30Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:36Lily's in trouble!
12:43I...
12:44I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you.
12:59Devour you.
12:59And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
13:08Whooo.
13:09Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
13:18Ew!
13:19Hoo!
13:20Thaw woooo!
13:32Thaw woooo!
13:35wee!
13:36You disgusting freak!
13:38What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
13:40Mommy!
13:43I've got you, baby.
13:45Touch my kid again, and I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
13:50Ha! You ruined my meal?
13:55Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
14:04Two courses for the price of one!
14:12You bitch!
14:19Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
14:26Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
14:38You...Posei?
14:40That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
14:45That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
14:55What the hell just happened? It ran?
14:58Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
15:04Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
15:10Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
15:16Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
15:22How about that monster?
15:28Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy after all.
15:32No.
15:35No! What was the most in the place?
15:43No.
15:45No!
15:46No!
15:48No!
15:49No!
15:49No!
15:50No!
15:51No!
15:58No!
16:01No!
16:13my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your i swear it i please spare my life
16:20no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
16:38enjoying the show
16:49my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
16:55one step
16:56near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
17:03leash
17:15my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
17:21truth myself
17:30that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
17:37in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
17:55the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
18:01you're in hades territory asshole
18:14poseidon
18:25is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
18:33who the fuck is tearing up my domain
18:41i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
18:50you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
19:18little fish
19:27hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
19:34hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
19:40one two
19:47thank the fates the boss is here
19:54boss this bum
20:02you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
20:05you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
20:17my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora
20:23and her daughter
20:28understood i'll mobilize every team right now
20:31you have three days i'll be back
20:37everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
20:41every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
20:53let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
21:05dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
21:09easy pickets let's move
21:23we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
21:33a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
21:40who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold
21:46or i drag your corpse back mommy who's the ugly goat man
21:52hand over the kid
22:02stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
22:21mommy you're bleeding
22:23this forest is locked down surrender now
22:27i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
22:32no mommy i'm not leaving you
22:46kids mine you die
22:51you poisoned me
22:55my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
23:02you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
23:10you're wounded poisoned
23:14done the kids coming with me
23:19don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
23:25but first i'm gonna have some fun
23:35such a pretty face all mine now
23:41let my mommy go you bastard
23:51lily lily run get out of here
23:58serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
24:15you
24:16you
24:31You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
24:40Jack, what the hell just happened?
24:45You okay, babe?
24:47So you're the boyfriend.
24:49Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
25:09Jack, keep Lily safe.
25:11Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
25:13Shut up and go.
25:15Now!
25:27If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
25:32Run all you want.
25:33My pack tears you both apart.
25:47No!
25:50No!
26:01No!
26:03No!
26:04No!
26:24Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
26:29Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
26:32Okay, we're going back for her right now.
26:41Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
26:51Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
26:59Okay.
27:03You are the best!
27:13Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
27:20You're not human! Who the hell are you?
27:23My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
27:45Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
27:52Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
27:55He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
28:04Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right
28:10back.
28:15Daddy, be careful!
28:18Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
28:27That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
28:35So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
28:50Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
28:58For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
29:05No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
29:08More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
29:14This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
29:20Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
29:27Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
29:33You all want to come at once? Then die together! Pick your graves!
29:49Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
29:55Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
30:00So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
30:05Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
30:09Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
30:16You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
30:22Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
30:38You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
30:43In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
31:15You're half dead already!
31:17How the hell did you knock me back?
31:19The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
31:24This... can't be.
31:50Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
31:57Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
32:04No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
32:07They're coming for us. We're finished!
32:10Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
32:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
32:15Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
32:20They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
32:24With me here, no one touches you.
32:26Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
32:36My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
32:43You worthless creature!
32:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
32:57Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
33:02You don't even belong to me with him!
33:05You weren't even under the name of me!
33:08You didn't even know how to ask me!
33:08Poor people!
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