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MY DAD IS POSEIDON : FULL ENGLISH
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:40Slow-ass sea slug!
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:14No!
01:17No!
01:23Go!
01:24No!
01:25No!
01:28No!
01:29No!
01:40No!
01:41as people just breached your outer barrier i'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:50sire
02:07who the hell broke my new console i'm gonna go deal with that bastard sire you're finally stepping in
02:28go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game my king even poseye himself
02:35would still be fit to shine my boots
02:58what did you do turn me back right now
03:05sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against olympus we beg you
03:12zeus's brains probably been eaten out by clamadia for years i'm retired i don't waste breath on crazy
03:23people
03:25screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:34fight
03:41get your hands off me creep sorry i didn't mean to
03:50wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nintz doing here
03:58he's just a regular human a total nerd damn it the aphrodisiant's kicking in
04:14you're burning up down here way harder than i pictured
04:19i was drugged this whole thing is dylan's sick setup if i don't mate someone before the timer runs out
04:26i die
04:26i really need this guy
04:33god damn
04:35you really know how to flip my switch
04:44i need more
04:47a lot more
04:55don't stop
04:56get harder
04:57squeeze me tighter
05:00oh
05:06what the hell did you do to me last night
05:11hey i put in a lot of work don't tell me you forgot
05:16leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run
05:19damn it he tracked me
05:34leora you're my fiance you belong with me come home
05:39get away dylan
05:43as the leader of the stature you actually drugged me
05:50why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt
05:54you slept with someone
05:56who screwed up my plan
05:58oh so you're the genius who roofed her
06:02newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:14so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:17you actually
06:18fuck this beach bomb shut in
06:26touch him again and you'll regret it
06:29her body's tainted now
06:30but her blood still has value can't push too hard yet
06:35i won't kill him
06:37but you're coming with me loria
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:19those assholes are back already
07:22what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy
07:36speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough
07:39jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even nereus's sea folk give him a wide burr
07:56you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top and orcer who the hell are you
08:18are you
08:19so
08:26asshole using my divine power to barbecue
08:29hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about
08:34nothing
08:35Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:04Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace. Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy?
10:46Mommy? Mommy?
11:02It's too late, boss. Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:20Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Liara.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé. My property.
12:08You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:23No! Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins,
12:30even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I...
12:39got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:43My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss?
12:57Soup's ready.
13:04If I don't make it...
13:06Promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:25Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:29I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients.
13:51Where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:49A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:54Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:57You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I...
15:27I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:02ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:06ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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16:10ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:11ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:12ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:14ha
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster
17:48off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:41i'm going to take that thing but i'll do it
18:45i'll do it
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
20:02my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:47who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:38you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you
22:16i need staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:26everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child every resource every contact now
23:34tell them poseidon's back yes boss
23:43poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
24:05do
24:13we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:23a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold
24:37or i drag your corpse back mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now
25:18i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:24no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine you die
25:46my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lilly lily lily run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:55serve me well and i might let her run a little bit
27:15your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:33jack what the hell just happened
27:38you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:46you okay
28:02jack keep lily safe long as i'm here you don't lose shut up and go now
28:16you
28:20if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:25run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:29you
28:30you
28:31come on
28:55no
28:56no
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:46lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:58you are the best
30:08some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:47daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:23that poison's eating you alive little nymph how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:31so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:46damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:55for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
32:01no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me this the woman dylan wants where the kid some guy took the brat
32:17useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:46why did you come back where's lily
32:52lily's safe don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
33:02beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:07refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
33:14you in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything
33:24i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband step over my corpse first in a hurry to die fine i'll apply
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:23this can't be
34:48ancient ekathra the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us
35:08we're finished don't worry darling things might turn around lyra veil has been captured
35:14now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me jack stay behind me with me here no one touches you stop saying that jack
35:26look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:36my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:42you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
36:01you
36:02you
36:04you
36:05you
36:05you
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