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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass air, and you'll be driving!
00:35Let's go!
00:41Slow-ass air, and you'll be running!
00:44Slow-ass air!
00:54Slow-ass air!
01:00Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:07the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:22Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry!
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora!
05:11I know you're in there.
05:12Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it.
05:14He tracked me.
05:28Leora.
05:29You're my fiance.
05:31You belong with me.
05:33Come home.
05:33Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt you slept with someone who screwed up my plan
05:52oh so you're the genius who roofed her news flash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:00you talking to the boss like that punk
06:08so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:10you actually fuck this beach bomb shut in
06:20touch him again and you'll regret it her body's tainted now but her blood still has value can't
06:25push too hard yet i won't kill him but you're coming with me loria
06:34babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:43forget today ever happened go back to your life
06:59seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:12those assholes are back already what are you talking about
07:21hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me
07:27daddy dylan who speak up man my ears are shot keep acting tough jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:34even narius's seafo give him a wide burn
07:48you asked for this
08:03you one-shotted pants top an orcer who the hell are you
08:18asshole using my divine power to barbecue hope you die alone and miserable
08:24what are you whining about
08:26nothing it's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:35molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:41huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:50mommy is daddy's station way out in the deep sea is that why he never comes to see me
08:55yeah baby but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
09:09i'm badly wounded i don't have much time find lily's real father leave her with him
09:16i just hope you two can live in peace
09:21far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:36there it is
09:44liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan lifetime of easy living
09:54what the hell was that
09:57nothing just swapped a bug
10:02that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:07she's your daughter
10:09we need you now
10:11so you're my dad
10:13you're actually pretty handsome
10:15this aura
10:16she's got my blood
10:24who did this
10:25don't worry about it
10:27just keep lily safe
10:33mommy
10:34mommy
10:52it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:09somebody help me
11:24give me
11:24give me a name leora
11:25who did this
11:27i'm going to tear them apart
11:30it was
11:52your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property you filthy whore
11:59spread your legs for some stray dog
12:04but at least your bloodline
12:06is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless
12:30diving near a shipwreck
12:31my fault
12:32shipwreck
12:34those cuts are surgical leora
12:36someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy
12:43stay out of it
12:44boss
12:45soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it
12:54promise me you'll take care of lily
12:57she's all we have left
12:58she's safe
13:00now drink
13:03soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue
13:15golden apple sap
13:17i studied this in grad's time
13:19greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22where the hell did you get this
13:25more
13:26try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy
13:47i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:15gulp you down and my power doubles
14:26i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:31this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:44you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:53you
14:54or lily
14:56jack
14:56i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy
14:58help
15:01something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:25devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:32ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
15:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
16:04You disgusting freak.
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy.
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders.
16:19Ha.
16:19You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one.
16:41You bitch.
16:47Jack, take Lily and run.
16:49Go!
16:50Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:06You posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass.
17:30You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:33No way.
17:34Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
17:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:30Failed at the perfect time.
18:42My liege, have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it, please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord, thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show?
19:17My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me, if any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes, yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon?
20:03Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:07Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:10There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:32No!
20:43Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:11I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:55Hades' staff?
21:57One shot?
21:59The Sea King!
22:00He's real!
22:02Hades, you hiding?
22:05Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:10One, two!
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:22Boss, this bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:31Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:34Get out.
22:35In front of Poseidon.
22:37You're ants.
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
22:59You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:05Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource, every contact.
23:12Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:35Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:12Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:34Don't you dare touch her!
24:49mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you
24:57on one condition let my daughter go no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine you die you poisoned me
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up you've gone too
25:32far
25:32even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face all mine now
26:09let my mommy go you bastard
26:19lily lily run get out of here
26:26serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:37lily
26:50your hands off her
26:59you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:08jack what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe
27:15so you're the boyfriend
27:17too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:45if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
27:50run all you want my pack tears you both apart
27:53you're a dead man
27:55you're a dead man
27:57you're a dead man
28:19no
28:20no
28:21no
28:21no
28:22no
28:22no
28:22Whoa!
28:23Ah!
28:25Ah.
28:25Ah.
28:26Ah.
28:27Ah.
28:28Ah.
28:30Ah.
28:30Ah.
28:31Ah.
28:31Yeah.
28:53Daddy, don't leave mommy.
28:55I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry.
28:59Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid.
29:11I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:28Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:44You're asking to die.
29:48You're not human.
29:50Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
29:54Disappear.
30:13Okay, Lily.
30:15Lily, you can turn around now.
30:19Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:35Don't move.
30:36Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys.
30:38I'll be right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful.
30:46Don't worry, Lily.
30:48No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what?
31:05I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn.
31:19You take a hit well.
31:21Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:26For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:34You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming.
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:39No choice.
31:40I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless.
31:49Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together.
32:04Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:37Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:40End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:55I won't let him get hurt.
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first.
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine.
33:14I'll oblige.
33:42You're half dead already.
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking.
33:48Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra.
34:20The coastal legend monster?
34:21Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing.
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
34:35They're coming for us.
34:36We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling.
34:39Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me.
34:49Jack, stay behind me.
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack.
34:55Look around.
34:56We're surrounded.
34:57We could actually die here.
35:04My lords!
35:05Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:31Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:32Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:33Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:34Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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