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00:21The End
00:22You look like the other one in the CR, right?
00:25The commander has asked me to open the door.
00:30I don't know.
01:09I don't know.
01:30No!
01:30No!
01:35Please.
01:36I have family.
01:38I love you making dragons.
01:40Please.
01:41I'm sorry.
01:42No one can know I was here.
01:49Soldier Boy.
01:51America's first hero.
01:53Defender of liberty, faith, and family.
01:56Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
01:59Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
02:04But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn.
02:09And America deserves the truth.
02:12Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
02:18traitors in Ukraine.
02:19Turns out Russia isn't our enemy.
02:21They're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trans bathrooms.
02:25We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
02:28And we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the Seven.
02:36It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
02:54My boy.
02:55My poor sweet boy.
02:57My boy.
03:01I'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father.
03:07Hold on.
03:08When did you find out?
03:09I did not go in the White House.
03:10I didn't get him out of here.
03:12I did not go in the White House.
03:25Are you kidding me?
03:27You still got it, huh?
03:29Sage tells me the socials are blowing up.
03:33People magazine, they're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
03:38Believe that?
03:44Come on.
03:45I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher
03:48had the fibers.
03:49I wouldn't have.
03:49I swear to God.
03:51Although I did tell you not to engage.
03:53So if we're pointing fingers, I don't think
03:56I should be exclusively at fault here.
03:58Gentlemen, lab results are in.
04:02Lab results.
04:04Now, a lot has happened today at this event.
04:07How?
04:08We were there.
04:09They all got infected.
04:10We watched them die.
04:12How the fuck is that Constable Braven?
04:15Oh, no.
04:17Oh, no.
04:24He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
04:25Oh, shit.
04:26V1, what is V1?
04:28Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
04:33V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
04:36Highly unstable.
04:37Only worked on a handful of early Supes.
04:40You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel, Stormfront.
04:45Who is Stormfront?
04:46Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
04:47Uh, I think you know where's Liberty.
04:50Point is, V1 saved your life.
04:53And it's likely why your generation of Supes doesn't age.
04:55This is a modern compound V molecule.
05:00This is the virus.
05:02Its spike proteins bind to the V receptors, kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
05:07And it looks like this.
05:11Nothing for the virus to bind to.
05:12You might have told us that.
05:13I thought we tested it.
05:14V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s, and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
05:18We all did.
05:19But now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
05:33Okay, but what about Homelander?
05:35Does this...
05:36Does this mean that...
05:37I'm his son.
05:38Am I immune too?
05:39No.
05:40Your embryo was shot up with plain old Garden Variety V.
05:43Like me?
05:44Like every other suit.
05:45But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically he'd be like Soldier Boy.
05:48Immune to the virus.
05:50Maybe even immortal.
05:51Bring me some.
05:51I can't.
05:52Why not?
05:53Vought destroyed every vial.
05:54There's none left.
05:55The vials still exist.
05:56Somewhere.
05:57I suppose.
05:58Wait.
05:58If that's true, then that means he can use that...
06:00We need to get to it before Homelander does.
06:02How?
06:03I'm sure he knows all this already.
06:05We're fucked.
06:05Good point, love.
06:06We hit him with the virus.
06:08Today.
06:09While it still works.
06:10That wasn't at all my point.
06:12Which is right.
06:13See?
06:15It's the smart play.
06:16We draw him out and hit him today.
06:18Okay.
06:19How are you going to get it in front of him?
06:20Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
06:23Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
06:25And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over,
06:29right?
06:30So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this V1.
06:34We don't really have a choice.
06:36I know where to start.
06:42Wow.
06:42Thank God that stuff's in here.
06:44It saved you.
06:45I guess all's well today, well...
06:46You know what?
06:47Fuck you.
06:48You knew Butcher had the virus.
06:49You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
06:52No.
06:53No.
06:53I did not.
06:54What I wanted-
06:55What joke's on you, asshole?
06:56Cause I'm gonna live.
06:58And you'll die.
06:59If the virus doesn't get you, I will.
07:02And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag, I'll be running the
07:06seven.
07:07Shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
07:12Look at you.
07:15Just the softest, wettest boy.
07:20Hypothetic.
07:21You're nothing at all.
07:30Mademoiselle Annie, are you certain of this?
07:32We don't have a choice.
07:43You know what this means, right?
07:44If we do get this fee warm, you and Kimiko could take some.
07:48I mean, if you made Soulja Boy immune to the virus, it could make you immune too, like
07:51a vaccine.
07:51Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
07:53Like a kushval, but with dicks.
07:55It's very specific, but look, there's a chance.
07:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:02No, no, no, not you again.
08:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:04Zoe, take it easy.
08:05Put him away, kiddo.
08:06That won't be necessary.
08:09At least, not yet.
08:12Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
08:14I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
08:16Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
08:19She set this up, actually.
08:22Did she?
08:22Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
08:26You mean, the first generation V?
08:28Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
08:36You can't actually be surprised, I know.
08:38But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
08:47Vicky meant a lot to me too.
08:48And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
08:51But you're still working with him.
08:54We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
08:57And if he does, he lives forever.
09:00And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
09:04So you're gonna keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock?
09:07Or you're gonna help us out.
09:15Follow me.
09:27After you.
09:500.1% torch the world.
09:52And watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
09:56It smells near.
09:57You're right.
09:58Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by 7-Eleven while Arby's jerked off from the corner.
10:03Svibro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
10:05Fuck!
10:06Everyone, this is Maverick.
10:07Translucent Sun.
10:10Sup, player?
10:12Sup?
10:13Player?
10:14Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
10:17He sang at my dad's funeral.
10:18Maverick, hi.
10:19Um, what are you doing here?
10:21Don't you go to Gadolkin?
10:23Fuck that place.
10:24And fuck Vought.
10:25They're all a bunch of liars.
10:26They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
10:29Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
10:34It was Homelander.
10:36Homelander killed my dad.
10:41Wow.
10:42Homelander.
10:43Ugh.
10:44God, I...
10:45Fuck that.
10:46Fucking motherfucker.
10:47I've been saying it for years.
10:49This fucking...
10:50This...
10:51Fucking guy.
10:52Motherfucker.
10:53Okay, so, Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
10:56What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
10:58I believe the children are our future.
11:01Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
11:03Follow me.
11:04If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
11:10V1 was barbaric and unstable.
11:13Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
11:17He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
11:20Jesus.
11:22Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
11:27Why am I not surprised?
11:29By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
11:33security.
11:35Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the fifties, and swept all mention of V1 under the rug, like every other
11:41sorted chapter in this company's history.
11:42And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
11:45Not that I've seen.
11:46You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
11:49This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
11:52If you want to look through them, be my guest.
11:59ZOE?
12:01ZOE?
12:01ZOE?
12:03What happened to your mom was awful.
12:06Look, I didn't know the butcher was gonna...
12:10I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
12:12I promise.
12:19Promise?
12:20You promised that we'd be safe.
12:22Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
12:25I'm sorry.
12:26Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
12:31So go fuck yourself.
12:44Maybe if I raised you, I could have made you better.
12:47Your fucking disappointment.
12:50Disappointment.
12:51The pitiful disappointment you are.
12:53Deep down, there's a party in this.
12:55It's so pretty.
12:56You've been better yet.
12:58You're my greatest failure.
13:00You're nothing at all.
13:17Oh, my boy.
13:21Oh, my sweet boy.
13:25What is wrong?
13:27Why are you so unhappy?
13:28My father and my dear son.
13:32Everything.
13:33It's all falling apart.
13:34No.
13:36No.
13:37No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
13:39Yes.
13:40It's been foretold.
13:41You're about to ascend.
13:43Become immortal.
13:45Divine.
13:46A true God.
13:48With the love of the world.
13:51I know you think love is weak and human.
13:54But who is more love than Jesus?
13:58And why should he have more love than you?
14:02You save more people than he does.
14:06The one true God.
14:11How?
14:13How millions of people save me?
14:16Well, then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
14:21Rip babies from their mother's wounds.
14:24Skin parents in front of their children.
14:28Rid the world of the wicked.
14:31The non-believers.
14:34They'll call me a first.
14:36The only ones left will be your faithful.
14:39And they will love you in their hearts.
14:43They'll cry happy tears that the mere thought of you.
14:46You have one last task, my love.
14:50Yes.
15:19You're late.
15:20Came as soon as you texted.
15:22It was kind of far.
15:23Where?
15:24Russia.
15:25Near the border, I think.
15:26Anybody see you?
15:29Uh, no.
15:31What's that?
15:39I caught myself shaving.
15:42Trust me.
15:43You don't need a shave.
15:50So your grandpa's in there with them now?
15:54Is, uh...
15:55Is Butcher in there?
15:56No.
15:57But they can lead us to him.
15:59We can find him and kill him.
16:02Kill Butcher?
16:05I don't think that's a good idea.
16:06You don't think we could?
16:07He's dangerous.
16:09Look what he did to your mom.
16:10That's the point.
16:12He's not worth it.
16:13Ryan.
16:13It's not worth you getting hurt.
16:17He'd kill you.
16:20So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand.
16:22Zoe.
16:23Forget it.
16:40You think I couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath?
16:45What the fuck?
16:46Well, well, well.
16:48Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
16:50I should buy myself a lotto ticket.
16:53I thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
16:55You never had and showed?
16:56I was planning to nick Zoe.
16:58Text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
17:00But, hey.
17:02Fucking Christmas.
17:10Nice one.
17:12But I don't break easy in that one.
17:15Not like Mallory.
17:16You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
17:18Killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia.
17:22Zoe was right about you.
17:25Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
17:29You could.
17:31But you won't.
17:32And why is that?
17:32Of course, we both love the same woman.
17:36And we both hate the same cunt.
17:41Look, mate.
17:42You can be as pissy with me as you like.
17:44But we both know I ain't the bad guy.
17:50No, really.
17:52I just need us to have a proper check.
17:56That's all.
18:03Oh, my dear.
18:04Up here.
18:05What do you...
18:08What in the fuck?
18:12Is that milk?
18:13Better.
18:14Breast milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
18:16Well, why'd you ask me up here so I can watch you swim in tit-jizz?
18:19I want to give you another chance.
18:21You want to give me another chance?
18:23Yes.
18:23Help me find the big one.
18:24I'd rather fist myself with a handful of racers.
18:28Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V1 to find.
18:31Oh, there most certainly is.
18:34And I am going to find it.
18:37Yeah, what makes you so sure?
18:38An angel told me.
18:41It's my destiny.
18:43Just when I thought it was a ceiling to how fucking weird you could get.
18:46Yes, yes.
18:47Make your jokes.
18:49You've been blessed with immortality.
18:51But what have you done with a drink and fuck yourself numb?
18:56You.
18:58You.
19:00Are a disappointment.
19:05You see, I am not going to waste my immortality.
19:12I am going to take what's rightfully mine.
19:14I'm asking you if you want to see to the table because you're my father.
19:17But with or without you, a reckoning is coming.
19:24You know, all I see is a freak.
19:27A freak with a bushel of gray pubes.
19:32Try some juice for men.
19:48What's for it, Harmony?
19:49I have no idea.
19:50It's all over these memos.
19:52What do they say?
19:53I don't know.
19:54The text is encrypted, but I think I can crack it.
19:56You couldn't possibly.
19:57It's 1944.
19:58There's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then.
20:03Give me an hour.
20:06What the fuck is that?
20:21Hey.
20:23Sorry.
20:23Just, uh, you might want to lighten up on that Vibro Mango Thunder.
20:28That is, that is musky.
20:31My dad was in the first campaign.
20:33Vanish into freshness.
20:34It just smells like him, you know?
20:38I'm sorry about your dad.
20:40I, I, I lost mine, too.
20:43I'm sorry to hear that.
20:44It's just, it's crazy, right?
20:46Walk around one day feeling fine, and then, I don't know where the pain just hits you like a truck.
20:51Like, just takes the wind out of here.
20:53You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
20:56Let me help.
20:57Look, Maverick, I, I don't think that's such a good idea.
20:59It, it's really dangerous.
21:01I don't care.
21:02He fucking killed my dad.
21:03It's the only thing I can think about.
21:05I know that you want this to mean something, but it's never going to make sense.
21:09And the more that you try, the less sense it'll make.
21:13Trust me.
21:15I know.
21:16What am I supposed to do?
21:17Honestly, just let go.
21:21Live your life.
21:22Be happy.
21:23Fall in love with someone.
21:24I do have a girlfriend.
21:26Really?
21:27Sloan.
21:28She's an alpaca.
21:33Cool, just maybe think about what your dad would want for you, and then do that.
21:38That's what I'm trying to do, anyway.
21:41Uri?
21:41Yeah.
21:42Can I, um, can I just talk to you for a quick second?
21:45Yeah.
21:50Stop.
21:56Another mention of Fort Harmony from 1963.
22:00Mucher has a skinner, no?
22:01He does.
22:02Maybe your resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text.
22:05Okay.
22:06Go with him.
22:07Sounds good.
22:08I've been watching pornography, and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
22:15I don't understand.
22:17All you do is get him on the blower and tell him you want to see him.
22:21He rocks up, you chuck the shit in his face, and that'll be it.
22:27Why me?
22:27Because he won't leave the fortress of Cunutu for anyone else.
22:30So this is what you want to talk to me about?
22:33Killing my dad?
22:35Listen, mate.
22:35Is that all you think I'm good for?
22:37I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, all right?
22:39You're done with that.
22:40Homeland will rape your mom.
22:42He's gonna burn everything down, and you are the only one who can stop him.
22:48Now, normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks about destiny.
22:51But if anyone's got one, it's you.
22:58I throw this virus at him.
23:01What'll happen to me?
23:04You'll die.
23:09I'll be close by.
23:10We'll go together.
23:13Look.
23:16I ain't gonna lie to you.
23:18This...
23:18This is...
23:19Not what your mom wanted.
23:21It's the only way.
23:24And it will be justice.
23:29You're asking me to kill myself?
23:34You wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war.
23:37But you would be the first.
23:40To save the world.
23:42Doing it.
23:54I'll fetch us a point.
24:05I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy's getting all this heat.
24:07He's a fucking Nepo Daddy.
24:09Like, he's not even that good-looking.
24:11Like, his hair's doing most of the heavy lifting.
24:14Like, you shave his head, he's the gayest sailor in Fleet Week.
24:18Seriously, man.
24:19Thanks for letting me tag along.
24:21I need a win.
24:23Will you just tell me this?
24:24Homeowner really didn't want me to come along.
24:26He didn't, like, mention my name even once.
24:32Why do you ask them?
24:40Keep betting, South.
24:45So, like, what's your story?
24:48My story?
24:49Yeah.
24:50I was born on a sugar bush.
24:51Maple farm.
24:53One day when I was five, my parents died in a tidal wave of molasses.
24:56Then I was raised by four geese and an agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave where they taught me the
24:59ways of the soil and the salt central Gerald.
25:01That's the oldest goose.
25:03Revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of Robin Williams.
25:06And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Ork because Mork and Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
25:13Orson married us.
25:15And the rest is history.
25:21The winner has you to come along?
25:25Personally.
25:26However, we did PTAG.
25:31Well, of course.
25:47Well.
25:52Oh.
25:53Mon-
25:54Well.
25:55Well done.
25:59what would you want to do we could travel now i can dj in berlin i think to tie us
26:07down never
26:08in the same place twice do you want that for your kids of course not which is why i would
26:19never have
26:26any it's uh you want children
26:33three two girls and a boy a house by the water and maybe a bernadoodle peace and quiet
26:38after all this killing i just want a place to call home
27:04yeah i told her you were 30. fuck the lever fuck lice here's to the bird who sits on your
27:12face
27:17where'd you pick that up me old man you're too close no not really he was a piss artist used
27:27to
27:28lose all his money on the ggs horses and then he'd come home beat the living daylights out of men
27:34and
27:34me and then later laugh about with his mates he was a right cunt where's he now bottom of the
27:43thames
27:45i put him there just the other day
27:48i only wish i'd done it sooner before he caused more
27:54more damage
27:58butchard
28:01do you think that i could ever that i might turn into my dad
28:10i don't know
28:16my mom
28:18and grace
28:20the others
28:22all i do is just hurt people i can't be around anyone
28:31without us
28:35without soups
28:37the world is a better safer place
28:47i'll do it
28:59following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters protesters have taken to the streets and clashed
29:04violently with superheroes and police alike it's all so tediously predictable insurgency counter
29:12insurgency liberation crackdown round round she goes is now a good time to say i've always found you super
29:20fucking creepy
29:22oh hold on a second i got something check that out
29:26so fort harmony was an army hospital where frederick vaught worked the government designated it top
29:32secret and then decommissioned it after the war
29:35why is that square blurry that's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden
29:39now i'll bet you a porterhouse at lubers that's where vaught was testing the v1
29:43if there's any more left out there that would be the place to look
29:50that's where you followed hell no
29:55homeland is looking for the v1 just like we are it's only a matter of time before he found you
29:59we're at 90 feet below solid concrete the door is munitions grade ballistics resistant
30:03same as a norad bunker in giant mountain it will hold better hope so
30:17oh thank you all forever so we're trapped down here what's the plan wait has anyone seen zoe
30:27oh
30:27oh
30:27oh
30:27oh
30:28oh
30:28oh
30:31oh
30:43oh
30:44oh
30:44oh
30:44I don't know.
31:35I don't know.
31:44I don't know.
31:45Sorry.
31:47Oh my god, sorry.
31:50Oh my god.
32:17Oh my god.
32:19Oh my god.
32:24Oh my god.
32:47No.
32:48Let them go.
32:49She tried to kill us both.
32:51She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
32:56Go.
32:58I don't know.
33:29Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
33:31Can we get out that way?
33:34That's precisely where Noir's patrolling.
33:36Well, if that's the case, what are you packing?
33:43Whoa.
33:44I've been looking for those.
33:50Aero block.
33:53500 a stick.
34:04Oh my god.
34:07Oh my god.
34:12Oh my god.
34:23Oh my god.
34:25I've been fighting for it.
34:27And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
34:31I remember your father, you know.
34:35He was impressive.
34:38Over 30 Ivy League attorneys had bought.
34:40And one small time Harlem lawyer made them work weekends and holidays.
34:46Damn fucking straight he did.
34:48But he couldn't win.
34:51It's why, ultimately, you won't win either.
34:55You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
34:56You know that, right?
34:58Who?
34:58What?
34:59Please.
35:00It's more powerful than bought.
35:02Or Homelander.
35:03More powerful than nature or life itself.
35:05It's profit and loss.
35:07Supply and demand.
35:09The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
35:13We're just cogs in a great machine.
35:17And we all have our part to play.
35:22Say you kill Soldier Boy, or Homelander, or even release this virus.
35:25When superheroes go out of fashion, something else will just take their place.
35:30Because corporations must still grow.
35:36Money must still be made.
35:37The machine must still be fed.
35:41That is the way of the world.
35:45Motherfucker.
35:48When this is all over, you're aiming to run VOD again, ain't you?
35:53Like I said, we all have our part to play.
36:00If that day ever comes, I have a part to play too.
36:05And that's to put a bullet in your fucking skull.
36:14Finally.
36:15Ha ha.
36:16Showtime.
36:18Hey kids.
36:19Do you love America?
36:20And basic knife skills?
36:22Making s'mores?
36:23And marching?
36:24Then sign up for the Homelander youth.
36:26You'll learn wilderness survival, campfire songs, how to field strip a rifle, and the best way to sniff out stinky
36:33starlighter rats.
36:35So if you're 8 or 18, you can join the fun.
36:38Sign up for the Homelander youth and be tomorrow's heroes today.
36:44Sponsored by Greenland Diet Lunches.
36:46We've got equipment for it.
36:48It's clear for fun.
36:51Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
36:53Listen.
36:54Uh, I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
36:58It's out there.
36:59Oh.
37:00I know it.
37:00Uh, how many people do you want on?
37:04Everyone.
37:05It's all we do.
37:06From now on.
37:07Also, I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
37:14Vought, destroy the original formula.
37:15That could take years.
37:16Skip animal testing.
37:17You have camps for the criminals?
37:19Just start using them.
37:29This is wonderful.
37:37Howdy, boss.
37:38What are you drinking?
37:49It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.
37:53But I guess it runs in the family, huh?
37:56Homelander's father.
37:58Dang.
38:00The Glock, huh?
38:01Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
38:05Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
38:07This here's a 9mm.
38:09Gen 5-7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
38:14Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
38:16Battle proven all-American cult 1911.
38:20Chambered in 45 ACP.
38:24That'll blow your fucking panties off.
38:27Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll.
38:32But, uh, this here, that's a certified Kraut dealer.
38:34Think you mean an antique?
38:35I mean a classic.
38:37You wanna give it a try?
38:39Now, some can't handle the kick.
38:41Something tells me you'll do just fine.
38:49I haven't so fancy!
39:06Why you gotta hate it to ya.
39:09I haven't fucked that hard since...
39:12Since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
39:16I ain't got no idea who that is.
39:21hey why the hairless pussy
39:23I mean what's the point of going down there
39:25if you're not going to get a fat face full of fur
39:29was that how
39:29Homelander likes you
39:31like a baby
39:35more like a mother
39:39but you do have fuck right
39:44damn
39:45I gotta admit I was
39:47kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak
39:51that's terrible
39:52who would do such a thing
39:55you shouldn't say that about your son
39:57well he thinks he's better than me
39:59he doesn't
40:01how do you know
40:03I don't know much
40:04but I can read people
40:05and the way he looks at you
40:08shoot
40:09I never should look at nobody like that
40:17oh
40:17it's not exactly a compliment doll
40:20he is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known
40:23and I've had a threesome with Gary Busey
40:26oof
40:32yeah
40:33someone I want you to meet
40:38is this
40:41terror
40:42my mom told me all about you
40:45hey boy
40:46where's he been
40:46me aunt Jenny's been looking after him
40:48does he still help everything
40:51gentleman of his age
40:53well
40:54he does his best
41:00Ryan
41:02Kamiko
41:03wait you
41:04you can talk
41:11tell me
41:13he's all gone
41:15where
41:15is
41:16Samaya
41:17we let him leave with Zoe
41:18we're not all monsters
41:19you fucking
41:22monster
41:27you touch her
41:28I'll never make more
41:30so back off
41:44we're still gonna go after
41:45Homelander right
41:46not today we're not
41:48then when
41:49I don't know
41:50a week
41:50have your mouth
41:53we don't have a month
41:55he's gonna burn everything down
41:56like you said
41:57let's just go now
42:00not without the virus
42:01you said I was strong enough
42:03you said I was the only one
42:04who could stop him
42:05you said it was my destiny
42:06I just said that
42:07so you'd get him out of tower
42:10without that gem
42:12you'd just be another stupid kid
42:13on a fucking suicide run
42:17same old lying pathetic asshole
42:23Ryan
42:24Ryan
42:25Ryan
42:31alright kid
42:32this is a halothane grenade
42:33what you do is
42:34you pull the pin
42:35you toss it
42:36and you run like hell
42:38also make sure
42:39you don't inhale
42:39or else you're gonna
42:40knock yourself out too
42:42once all the bodies are down
42:43and the smoke clears
42:43we'll come out and get you
42:44got it
42:48Maverick
42:49be careful
42:56Huey
42:59hey
43:00I know
43:00I'm sorry
43:01it's just
43:03he's a really good kid
43:04I mean if we find the V1
43:06I think we should give him some
43:07Huey
43:08come on
43:09how many more people
43:10are we gonna kill
43:11and then their kids
43:12come after us
43:13and then we kill them
43:14and it's this vicious cycle
43:15that never fucking ends
43:17maybe we'll never be able
43:18to break it
43:18but we have to at least try
43:27what was that for?
43:29it's just
43:31it's been a long time
43:33since I've been around
43:34someone who
43:34is actually trying to
43:36make things better
43:36instead of stopping them
43:37from getting worse
43:41you think the V1
43:42can save us?
43:44fuck yeah I do
43:46he's at the hatch
44:19what the fuck is this
44:20hey I got an invisible kid here
44:23this stinks like V-Bro Mango Thunder body spray
44:26here take him
44:26shit burns my nuts
44:28Maverick?
44:29is that you bro?
44:30you with Edgar?
44:31you were one of my dad's best friends
44:33how come you never told me
44:34it was Homelander
44:35that killed him?
44:36bro
44:36Homelander didn't kill your dad
44:39it was Butcher's crew
44:41you know
44:41that sus french dude
44:42and Starlight's boyfriend
44:43what's his name
44:44when we see Howie?
44:45they blew him up
44:46stuffed his body parts in a box
44:47and dropped him in the east river
44:49so I was my own eyes
44:51no cap on god bro
45:03does it look like
45:04the deep is talking
45:05to an invisible person
45:06fuck
45:12fuck
45:15fuck
45:20fuck
45:26you were just here
45:40god damn it
45:41fuck
45:41there's not enough power
45:46slithery motherfucker
45:49oh shit
45:50I mean instant karma
45:52but fuck
45:53um okay
45:53we gotta go out the front
45:54stick together
45:58yo
45:59nice work brobo cop
46:05i
46:16like
46:17i
46:37Sorry bro, don't hate the player, hate the game
47:15I am sorry bro, don't hate the game
47:31Where's you Ian?
47:33It was you, wasn't it?
47:34You killed my dad.
47:36Get the fuck off me.
47:38Where are you?
47:40Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
47:43You sick fuck.
47:44You're right, you're right.
47:45It was me.
47:45It was me.
47:46I mean...
47:47Cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
47:50Fucking psycho.
47:51Just wait, just wait.
47:52Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
47:55Not your dad, but still, I was angry and scared.
48:02And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
48:05I shouldn't have done it.
48:06It's not the answer.
48:07It's the only answer, motherfucker.
48:14Rhetoric, stop.
48:15I don't want to fight you.
48:16What?
48:20I don't want to fight you.
48:23I don't want to fight you.
48:26No!
48:26Let's go!
49:14There's Maverick.
49:16She got Maverick.
49:20It's okay.
49:22It's okay.
49:23It's okay.
49:26Everyone's right up here.
49:31I'm here.
49:54Dad?
49:57Ryan.
49:59Hey, you.
50:01I'm really glad you called.
50:02I knew you weren't.
50:04It's like a miracle.
50:09You like the upgrade?
50:11Do you remember when you took me here?
50:13Pretended to care about me?
50:16I do care about you, son.
50:18I love you.
50:22I need to ask you for my forgiveness.
50:26You already have it.
50:28Okay?
50:28Let me finish.
50:29I put too much pressure on you to fill my boots, and I realize now that, well, that
50:39that was impossible.
50:41But I do have some pretty exciting news.
50:45I am going to live forever now.
50:49I realize my own legacy.
50:52And you, you're off the hook.
50:56You can do whatever-
50:57Did you do it?
50:58Did you rape my mom?
51:00What?
51:01Of course not.
51:03Who told-
51:04Did William Butcher tell you that?
51:07Your mother and I, we had an affair.
51:11A consensual affair between the two adults.
51:14Your heart's racing.
51:15Well, yeah, because I'm shocked.
51:17And frankly, my heart's breaking a little bit that you could think I would do something
51:21like that.
51:25Ryan.
51:26Ryan, son-
51:28Ryan?
51:32I don't know where this is coming from, because your mother, she came on to me.
51:40Ryan!
51:41Son!
51:43Ryan, buddy, look what came out of it.
51:46My son.
51:47A blessing.
51:56Ryan, look at what you made me do.
52:12emment.
52:23I don't understand this.
52:26Ryan, I 2 and 2, Dr.
52:27Meat.
52:29He came up.
52:32кил Snapchat.
52:42Sheriff, as an armed man.
53:06Okay, so the virus is gone, Samir took off with Zoe,
53:10and Butcher went after Ryan, probably getting lasered as we speak.
53:14And Homelander's got Edgar. If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
53:18We are so fucked. Like anal deep V1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor
53:23girl fucked.
53:23Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
53:27No.
53:28Okay, I do have some good news. We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
53:34In 1963, a troop of boy scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
53:40The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
53:48And this is good news?
53:49Oh yeah? The files are no longer reductive.
53:55Well, that's where we're headed.
53:59I'm scared.
54:16I'm scared.
54:18Annie?
54:19Wait!
54:21Wait!
54:21You could have died, Q!
54:23I'm okay. I'm here.
54:24I don't think it's gonna happen.
54:25I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
54:27This was easier when I was on my own.
54:30Annie.
54:35Homelander?
54:53Homelander?
54:53Well, yes.
54:54Well, well, well, well.
54:54So I can die easy.
54:56Jesus' gonna make up, Jesus is gonna make up.
54:59Jesus is gonna make up my dying baby.
55:04All I want for you to do is take my body home.
55:11Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
55:15Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
55:22Jesus is gonna make him a dying bitch
55:33We have much to discuss
55:41Lord, in my time of dying
55:44Don't want nobody to cry
55:47All I want you to do is take me when I die
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