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00:06This video is going to be the way I do this, but...
00:25What?
00:27I'm waiting for you.
00:29I'm sorry.
00:30Oh, yeah.
00:31Don't forget.
00:32I'm sorry.
00:59Femalicious.
01:02Are you running for the doll?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand.
01:07Fem-fems.
01:09Femalimous.
01:10Hate you.
01:11You're not mad?
01:12No, of course not.
01:14Look at you.
01:14You're playing with the big boys now.
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position.
01:17It's David versus Goliath.
01:19Potter versus Voldemort.
01:21Frodo versus Sauron.
01:23You do realize that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head-to-head at the Hustings.
01:30But I warn you.
01:33I play dirty.
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see.
01:54Love and
01:57That Lost
02:08Fuck.
02:16Felix!
02:18Yo, what are you doing here?
02:19This ARP isn't going to complete itself.
02:21Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents,
02:24but just don't be wasting my time.
02:26Exams start soon.
02:27Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs.
02:28I don't care, but just don't play with my work.
02:31I'm serious.
02:31I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do.
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:36Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:39Well, I can do you one better.
02:43First-hand sources and documents, courtesy of...
02:49My godfather.
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
02:54With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
02:59Alright.
03:00No fucking about.
03:01You've got to get this done by today.
03:03Preferably by six.
03:04Great.
03:04I'm going to go shower.
03:05Cool.
03:09Are you to the library?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Cool.
03:36What if the Dominus Calumny was more than just a popularity contest?
03:40What if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest, so you'd be pretty
03:44cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:46Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar.
03:48Thank you very much.
03:49Get out my voice.
03:51Ouch-a.
03:52Femi for don.
03:54Say she.
03:55Femi for don.
03:56Femi for cheddar.
03:57Get cheddar started.
03:59Make sure you're not great.
04:01Cheddar for life.
04:03Cheddar for life.
04:23Oh, God, yeah.
04:24You look like Beth.
04:25What was I thinking?
04:26I can't win this.
04:27The Dom's a popularity contest.
04:29I hardly think my brother's top of the food chain.
04:31He's bribing people for the vote.
04:32What?
04:33Bun-sized dairy snacks.
04:35No, I think you've got every chance of winning.
04:36Hi, ladies.
04:40Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad.
04:49Okay, well, I...
04:53What is it?
04:54What's wrong?
04:55My family's going to find out that I've lied.
04:56I've already told them I've got the internship.
04:58I'm sure they'll understand.
04:59You don't know my family.
05:01Popularity is fickle, Femi.
05:02I know, but it means everything in this place.
05:05If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.
05:10Femi?
05:12Femi?
05:14Where are you going?
05:16Oh, Jesus.
05:18Omar!
05:19Hey, hey, hey.
05:21Musqueo natural.
05:22I like it.
05:23You have not a chance to shout.
05:24It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece.
05:27Oh, my God.
05:27No way.
05:28Wait, so the peaches are like...
05:29Dead.
05:30Gone.
05:30Oh, thank God.
05:31I'm so happy for you.
05:32Is this it?
05:32Can I see it?
05:33Hey, hey, hey.
05:33It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:37Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.
05:39Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am.
05:43And that isn't arrogant of me, right?
05:45An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
05:49Who said that?
05:49Me.
05:50I did.
05:51Snap.
05:51Yeah, I just know.
05:52But I'm just...
05:52I'm so proud of you.
05:53Seriously.
05:54Well, don't get too excited.
05:55I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.
05:57Okay, well, make sure you do.
05:58The suite is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.
06:03Don't put it into place.
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05We should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:10Imagine two queer black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art shows.
06:16Imagine.
06:25Toby, we need to talk.
06:27Uh, not now, Miss Kate.
06:29Urgent revision.
06:30Hey, Miss Abby.
06:30It's important.
06:32Yo, Abby.
06:33It's me again.
06:34Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights and I can't afford these business class flights.
06:40So, call me back.
06:42Toby.
06:42What?
06:43You're looking fine.
06:44Fine, boy.
06:45What?
06:45No pimple.
06:46Like, you're dimple.
06:47Simple as anyone told you you're looking fine today.
06:49A few people.
06:50Okay, listen.
06:51Move, man.
06:51I'm booking flights.
06:52You're going somewhere nice?
06:53Tell me.
06:53What do you want?
06:54So, uh, it turns out being the Dominus Calami means I have to get people to like me.
07:00I was thinking, like, oh, who's the most likable person?
07:02Okay, let me stop you right there.
07:04No.
07:04Just a few hours of your time.
07:06Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:07I've got revision to do.
07:09I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job and...
07:13Oh, Abby's hiding from me and that.
07:16Move out my way.
07:18Air miles.
07:22What do you mean, air miles?
07:23Well, if you're going to be traveling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:26Okay, so get to the point.
07:28All right.
07:28What are you talking about, Emma?
07:29London to Lagos, a family of four, twice a year.
07:33My dad has thousands.
07:33So, what are you offering?
07:34If I'm the don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few, which means I can slip
07:41a few to you.
07:46Two hours, I'll help you.
07:49Yeah?
07:50Yeah.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52What are you doing?
07:52What are you doing?
07:53Put me down.
07:53Put me down.
08:02Put me down.
08:04Absolutely not.
08:05But, mistress...
08:06This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:09Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:12Top art schools are coming to this exhibition, and it's a big deal for students.
08:15It is not all about you.
08:18Yes, mistress.
08:38What are those?
08:39Ahem, sea supplements.
08:40They're caffeine tablets.
08:42And no, there aren't enough to share.
08:44Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
08:46How many of these you had?
08:46And how much have you written?
08:48Uh, 761 words.
08:50Really?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:52Damn.
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good.
09:01I've got some stuff here.
09:03Awesome.
09:07Thanks.
09:13I really am sorry, you know, for being at your yard, intruding like that.
09:18You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:20I know, but that's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:24Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:29I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
09:32He seems like a dickhead.
09:34I'm not apologising for calling him a dickhead, you know I'm right.
09:38Dad's a shit.
09:40It's a fact of life.
09:43You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me, but it was just a part of the divorce.
09:50Left before the income home signature was even dry.
09:55So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
09:58Can't you get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that divorce money's yours.
10:02Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:04Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:07God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:08What a tragedy.
10:10Yeah, I know.
10:13Why don't we just get back to work?
10:18After all, you're doing really well.
10:21Yeah?
10:22Yeah.
10:31Each candidate has their own thing.
10:33Mabel has cupcakes, Cheddar's got cheese.
10:36Like, obviously, they've been working on their campaign for weeks, and I'm just a little bit behind.
10:41So, everything rests on my hustings speech, which I've been working on.
10:45Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim, that X-factor, that Tobyism.
10:52Right.
10:52Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated, but we'll try.
10:57Let's see what you got.
10:57Look, so, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:03So, I'm going to start with a joke.
11:07Knock, knock.
11:15Bro, that's when you're supposed to say, who's there?
11:17Okay, what else have you got?
11:18Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice, I go on to say,
11:24Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
11:25My name is Femi Adebayor.
11:27I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
11:31Bro, I'm bored.
11:31Bro, because you're not listening.
11:32I'm not listening because I'm bored.
11:35It's about a presentation.
11:36For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
11:38Bro, because, bro, you're making me anxious.
11:40Okay, so what's the room for Leradi students going to make you feel?
11:45Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
11:50Pick up your top lip.
11:51You're the actor.
11:53Okay?
11:54You might not be confident, but you can, you know, I don't know, act like you're confident.
12:01How?
12:01Stand up.
12:05Chin up.
12:07Chest up.
12:08Deep breath.
12:10Sell it to me.
12:13Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:16My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:18Adebayor.
12:19And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.
12:24Better.
12:24Less with the gunfingers, but good.
12:26Okay.
12:26Again.
12:27All right.
12:28Promises, promises, promises.
12:29Said you do it later, but later never came.
12:31I've abolished astonishment.
12:32Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in.
12:34I'm made of diamonds, you're made of cobblestone.
12:36I'm in alignment, you're in a trouble zone.
12:39Okay.
12:40Not either.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yeah, pretty good.
12:47Okay.
12:48Can I hear it?
12:49Yeah, sure.
12:51Okay.
12:53Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations, disrupting societies,
12:58economies, and cultures.
13:00European powers exploited indigenous resources, enriching themselves while impoverishing local
13:05populations.
13:06Sounds familiar.
13:07Yeah, because I got it for one of these.
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know.
13:12You haven't cited it?
13:15I thought you only cited the quote.
13:17Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:20Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
13:22Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
13:25Um, not on this page, not on this page.
13:31This stuff isn't my own.
13:34This is mostly AIs.
13:35AI, bro.
13:36Yeah.
13:37You can't be using AI, they will find out.
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No.
13:47No, no, no.
13:48Not at all.
13:49It just...
13:49I'm not an idiot, I know you're lying.
13:51I'm not lying.
13:52I just need some massaging.
13:53You know what, send it over to me.
13:54Um, and I'll have a play around with it.
13:58Okay.
14:15Sorry.
14:20Wait, what?
14:21It's not around the houses, Mr. Graham.
14:22You're always holding.
14:24I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:25No, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:27Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.
14:29Open your bag.
14:30No, not that bad.
14:32Hey!
14:34Just what the doctor ordered.
14:37Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
14:40Are you by yourself?
14:54Yep.
14:56What are you doing?
14:57Uh, nothing.
14:58Good.
14:58We have to go and support Femi, because every vote counts.
15:01So let's go.
15:02What now?
15:02Talking about now.
15:03Ah, yes.
15:03Now.
15:09Well, I can't lie to us.
15:10We have some links or something, because it's been hell of a funk in it.
15:12Yeah, no, I've just been working, and I just didn't have time to shower.
15:15Oh, fuck.
15:18Yo, Leo, come here.
15:22What?
15:23Toby said we have to help Femi out.
15:24Yeah, and it's happening right now, so...
15:26Yeah, I can't, because I'm busy.
15:27Are you okay?
15:29No, because the dead weight that is Felix has somehow become even deader.
15:34So just ditch him.
15:35I can't.
15:35We're being marked and working together.
15:37Plus, I kind of feel bad for him.
15:40You're like kicking a puppy.
15:43A spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
15:46I don't know.
15:47I just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless right now.
15:50Okay, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand.
15:53So you're going to do the lion's share of the work on a project
15:55talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do,
16:03and I even said I was going to meet Benjamin.
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:07Sorry, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:09I beg your pardon.
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
16:12Wish Femi the best for me.
16:15I've got shit to do.
16:16No butts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
16:19That's rude.
16:20Thank you, goodbye.
16:21Calm, let's just go.
16:22Okay, visual sorted.
16:23What's next?
16:24You know what?
16:25I think you're good from here.
16:27I've got everything.
16:28Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
16:31On my part.
16:32You can just leave me with it.
16:33I promise.
16:34Okay.
16:35Cool.
16:36Great.
16:41Oh, I'll see you later.
17:08You're good.
17:09All right, settle down.
17:10Settle down.
17:12Settle down.
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy, but choosing the Dominus Calamee, well,
17:37it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
17:40However, see me afterwards, Quentin.
17:44However, becoming the Dominus Calamee is a great St. Gilbert tradition.
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honor.
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony, but you get to represent the school
17:57at future events as official ambassador.
18:01Miss McDonald.
18:13gentlemen, boys, and thank you, Jonathan.
18:18Welcome to the Hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calamee!
18:28The first to receive...
18:29Cheers!
18:31I've already got some, but thanks, Quentin.
18:33The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.
18:36But first, a few words from our candidates!
18:45My best friend, Leah, and my girlfriend, Devanye, for checking my privilege.
18:51You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:07Well, I did just say a few words.
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a lovely good party.
19:20To vote for any of my competitors.
19:24Cheese Boy, Lemmy, or the Ginger.
19:27Would be a vote for mediocrity.
19:30But I'll let you decide.
19:37Thank you, Chaplain Jones.
19:40You have my vote.
19:42Up next, we have Sammy Femi!
19:45Oh, sorry.
19:47Femi Adebayo.
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
19:58My name is Femi Adebayo, and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Domino's Calami.
20:04Some of you may see this as a position, a popularity contest, but what if you selected someone who could
20:16help you lay the foundations of some foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
20:28Wow, that was uninspiring.
20:32Up next, we have...
20:35Charles Droglie!
20:45Let's get a round of applause for our very own Sammy Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah, yeah.
20:52I mean, a bit of a shaky speech there.
20:55He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub, rather than a Dom.
21:00Yeah, I'm joking.
21:01I'm joking.
21:02I mean, nice effort.
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
21:06Resilient?
21:07Resourceful?
21:07I know that better than anyone.
21:09I mean, like the time he forgot to pack boxes, so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a
21:15week.
21:16Yeah.
21:17No, I know.
21:17Gross.
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine, which is not unusual
21:24for Femi.
21:26Before you know it, he's walking like you, he's talking like you, and he's dressing like you.
21:31If you don't have a personality, you just take someone else's.
21:36Isn't that right?
21:37Sammy Femi.
21:46What else?
21:48Oh, yes.
21:50Vote for me.
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need.
22:06And now, it's time to vote!
22:09March!
22:17There you go!
22:21Go in!
22:28Yo, Omar, where you going?
22:31Brother, where you going?
22:32Hey, Omar, where you going?
22:33Yo, listen.
22:34I know it's embarrassing.
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association, but brother, we can't just bail on Femi now.
22:38It's me and Johnny.
22:39You want to talk to me?
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now.
22:41All right, cool.
22:41At least hand in your vote.
22:43Bro, I gotta go.
22:44Just cast your vote, bro.
22:45Omar, cast your vote, man.
22:49Your snake.
22:51Snake in it.
22:52Mr. States.
22:54Yeah, miss.
22:55This doesn't look like a revision.
22:58It's biology, because I'm studying the cortisol levels under high pressure situations, so this is actually...
23:04Well, I was going to pop this in your pigeonhole.
23:09Sorry, miss.
23:10Sorry, excuse me.
23:11Um, are you sure this is...
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper here.
23:16No, that's correct.
23:18I've never got a B in my life.
23:20This was a mock exam.
23:22Imagine if it had been the real thing.
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks.
23:26I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers, distracted by this and that.
23:29Sorry, but that's not true.
23:30I've been focused, miss.
23:32I've been focused.
23:32I have been focused.
23:33Yes, I just...
23:36Hobie, have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No.
23:39Why do I ask you not?
23:40Because unless you pick it up, you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise.
23:47Let this be a wake-up call.
24:05Oh, my God.
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit.
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
24:14Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock.
24:16I cancelled.
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27Um, I promise the last thing I wanted to do was spend all night in a library, but I have
24:32no choice.
24:34I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand.
24:39Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening, but I actually got work to put in.
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
24:44Yeah, I know.
24:45I don't think you do, because if you did, you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here.
24:49Oh, if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened.
24:54You know, I was up at 5am today, just so I could get the night off to see you.
24:57I need free aid to get to Bristol Union.
25:00But that doesn't give me an excuse to be shitty and judge everyone around me if they're not up to
25:03my standards.
25:04You can leave now.
25:07Yeah, I'm going.
25:08Cool.
25:27Are you from Sevaston?
25:36Get it, get it.
25:37How we do this ting?
25:39Root boy, everyday fam, you keep it easy.
25:40Growing up on the streets, our hair fam, everyday, we keep it greasy.
25:44Abby's telling me she loves the way that I'm loose, but then it's just sleazy.
25:47Me and you's not the same.
25:49Root boy, you can't imitate old baby.
25:51Oh!
25:54Oh!
25:58All right, Claire.
25:59Thanks.
25:59Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know, they can mess you up.
26:03I was visiting Leo, well, until she kicked me out.
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go.
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is clear, you know, just in case.
26:20Um, do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for the year.
26:27Yeah, yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified.
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is, sorry, Miss Chaplin Jones.
26:46Oh.
26:53Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
26:55You're rude to this day!
26:57Move.
26:58Useless, useless.
26:59And you know what, Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted.
27:05This is an unprecedented vote.
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.
27:11As a result, after a brief intermission, we will hear from our candidates one last time
27:16and then vote again.
27:19Fuck my life.
27:21Jeez.
27:23Oh, well done.
27:24Dom, Dom.
27:25Well done, you made it through.
27:27Good effort.
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.
27:30Oh, that was nothing.
27:31That was just the mere tip.
27:33The next round, we're going in the entire shaft and balls.
27:41Shaft and ball?
27:42Yeah.
28:07Man like Toby.
28:08Yo, bro, what were you telling me?
28:09I thought you were almost starting to forget me.
28:11Busy, bro.
28:12Busy.
28:12How's it all going, though?
28:14Bro, I did a mock exam.
28:17I got a B.
28:18Oh, so you think that's funny?
28:20No, no, no.
28:22I'm just surprised I don't associate you with B's, innit?
28:25It's more of...
28:25That means too.
28:26I was choosing not to go to Cambridge this year.
28:28Me, I had that choice.
28:31So I could go travelling with Abby or whatever.
28:34And now, it's looking like I ain't even got the option.
28:37Well, it's a mock.
28:38I can bounce back.
28:39Jay, even if I can scrape it back, I've already told Abby I'm paying for the flights and all of
28:44that shit.
28:45Bro, she currently goes to me right now, so I don't even know what's going on.
28:50Fuck me, man.
28:52What if I've done all this just so I can lose Cambridge and Abby?
28:55Come on, man.
28:56It's Cambridge.
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro.
28:59If she don't understand, then I don't know, man.
29:01She will, though.
29:02You reckon?
29:02Yeah.
29:04Look, man.
29:05It's a big leap.
29:07But you have to face it.
29:08Even me coming here.
29:09Bro, I'm still feeling out of place and out of sorts, but I'm glad I did it.
29:15Bro, if I didn't, I'd be kicking myself for life, that's for sure.
29:20Yo, people are moving, isn't it?
29:22So let me buy you back, yeah?
29:23All right.
29:24All right, if you say.
29:25In a bit.
29:34So this is it.
29:36Yo!
29:38Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh.
29:39I'm not laughing.
29:40It's shock, bro.
29:41Yeah, yeah, in a good way.
29:42Different emotions and sides in all of us fighting and harmonizing simultaneously.
29:48Thanks.
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear.
29:50You can go now.
29:51I'm in no rush, bro.
29:54You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle.
29:57I mean, my sister works in promotion.
29:59She said she had her shitload left over.
30:00Treating Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco.
30:04And they say romance is dead.
30:08So what's going on with you and Leo?
30:10We're just different people.
30:12Different priorities.
30:13If that makes sense.
30:14Yeah.
30:15Makes a lot of sense.
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing, and he's great.
30:21Really lovely, in fact.
30:23And?
30:24He's got me jumping behind pillars.
30:26What?
30:26In a good way.
30:27I keep hiding from him.
30:30I think I like him because he's safe.
30:33And I thought that's good for me because, you know, safe is my happy place.
30:35I love safe.
30:36What makes you think you're safe?
30:38I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
30:40Your art is.
30:42I'm not fooled by the button-up look.
30:45I think you're attracted to messiness.
30:48Yeah, no, that's enough Prosecco's for you.
30:50Wait, in that...
30:51I think it's you.
30:53I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket.
30:56Or jumping behind pillars to avoid what you really want.
31:08Thank you, man.
31:10Of course.
31:11You're wise.
31:12I watch a lot of Right at First Sight with my grandma.
31:14Dad.
31:15You're on that?
31:15Yeah, bro.
31:16I don't get it.
31:17Nobody watches that.
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that.
31:20See you later, man.
31:31Oh, hi.
31:33Leah.
31:36Not even an apology?
31:39Apology for...
31:40For standing me up the other night?
31:42I'm sorry, Zhang.
31:43I thought it was just a whole study thing.
31:46But it was for a good reason, I promise.
31:48Well, I thought it was a good reason, but then it turns out that he is a dickhead.
31:51You met up with someone else.
31:54Zhang, am I missing something?
31:55Really, Leah?
32:04That is just blatant nepotism.
32:06Your sense of entitlement is astounding.
32:08Just because your dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job.
32:12And anyway, it's about time this role went to a woman.
32:15Yes!
32:16Sorry.
32:17Sorry.
32:18Are you even from here?
32:20It's kind of phobic.
32:21Oh, that's not even a word.
32:22Yes, it is.
32:22And you're an idiot.
32:24Thank you very much.
32:25Objection.
32:25And overall, but sustained.
32:28Tramley.
32:29Like, like, it doesn't even make any sense.
32:31Like, because the dom has, like, like, like, never been a woman.
32:34So that would make it fair.
32:36Oh, bless you.
32:38Pathetic.
32:39And this one.
32:40Look at him as the dom.
32:42Stiff.
32:43Wooden.
32:44Lifeless.
32:45And those were just his King Lear reviews.
32:47Is that all you've got?
32:48Insults.
32:48Shut up, mate.
32:49Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story, by the way.
32:52Yeah.
32:53Thank you very much.
32:57Order.
32:57Order.
32:59Adebayo.
33:01Yeah.
33:02I wore the same pants for a week.
33:05Yeah, I got pissed and pissed my bed and hid my sheets.
33:12Let's see, what else do you know about me?
33:14Sometimes I suck my thumb when I'm sleeping.
33:19I piss sitting down.
33:23You'll probably tell them that I'm a virgin.
33:32So, beyond the put-downs, you've got nothing.
33:37Just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom, because it doesn't mean anything to you.
33:42Just like I'm guessing, it doesn't mean anything to most of you.
33:51Well, it means something to me.
33:54I want to do our year justice.
33:57I want our future years to look back at our year as the best year, full of absolute legends.
34:07So, instead of voting for Mr. I don't really give a shit, vote for someone who does.
34:40Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glastonbury.
34:45That's right, 10 for these unlimited weapons for everyone!
34:52I don't even want to worry about your uterus, but I'm gonna be too forced to throw away money.
35:00Let's go!
35:07You're welcome!
35:20I'm beautiful!
35:20Thank you!
35:20Hi, Abby. You know what? I'm not sure if we're still together. I hope we are. I just want to
35:30talk to you. I need to talk to you. It's about the travelling. I'm not sure where your head is
35:36at, with any of it, but...
35:42What are you doing here?
35:43Is now a bad time? No. It's just... I've kind of left me on read for the past, like, three
35:56days.
35:57Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. Well, I was about to send you a message. Me first.
36:03Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge and that you weren't going because of me,
36:06and so I thought I could stay away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't. I can't.
36:10So, I think that's because I love you.
36:17You don't need to say it back. Or anything.
36:31But, I mean, you could say something. Yeah. Nah. Shit. Um...
36:39I love you, too.
36:43I love you, too.
36:50I...
36:50I probably love you.
36:54I love you.
36:58I love you.
37:05But, Cambridge, I don't know about you, but I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:11Well, it's...
37:16...mean evil.
37:36Are we all in agreement?
37:44The votes have been verified.
37:51And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is Johnson.
37:59What?
38:00No, no, honey, it's okay.
38:02Remember my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner.
38:08Which means the candidate in second place is...
38:16Stramley!
38:19Meaning our new Dominus Calumni is...
38:23Femi Adebayo.
38:26What?
38:29Congratulations, Semi Femi!
38:36Well, come on up, Zekhite.
38:55How did you do it?
38:57You were there.
38:59Confidence, character and charisma.
39:01Come on.
39:02Nobody chose you over Glastow tickets.
39:04And they saw through your life.
39:05I wasn't lying.
39:07I have connects and everyone in that room knows that.
39:10That's why something isn't adding up here.
39:13I smell a rat.
39:14Well, I know it's hard to accept, but David beat Goliath.
39:20Oh, you know that something isn't adding up here, Fem Fems, and I will find the truth.
39:25You trust me!
39:33Hey.
39:34Hear my man about hey.
39:35Is this not you?
39:36Meet me in my room, 10pm, life or death.
39:39It is!
39:40So, are you going to tell us or are you just gonna...
39:43Yeah, no, I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.
39:45It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.
39:47What?
39:49This.
39:55Everyone's showing their A-level pieces and what I've got in the exhibition is just not good enough.
40:00It gives a...
40:01I don't...
40:03Leo?
40:03What is it?
40:06It's me.
40:07Not so much showing who I am, but rather revealing how I experience me.
40:12So, yeah.
40:13What do you think?
40:15Give me emotion sickness.
40:16We're not even moving.
40:18Look, guys.
40:19Carol said I couldn't show up, but fuck that.
40:20I'm going to break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see, but I can't
40:23do it alone.
40:24You guys need to help, so we've got to do it now.
40:26I don't usually agree with Carol, but I agree with Carol.
40:32Omar, you took me out of my studying for this.
40:35You're lying.
40:36I thought you guys would come and help me out.
40:38This is us helping you.
40:39Brother, don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan.
40:43You know what?
40:44What do you know?
40:44You sabotage your entire A-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for.
40:48He got...
40:49You, yeah.
40:50You crash and burn every relationship you're in.
40:52Yo, take the best out of your waist.
40:53And then you, Femi.
40:54You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants.
40:56No, I can't lie.
40:57What are you trying to say?
40:58No, bro.
40:58Explain.
40:59You know what?
40:59Guys.
41:00Guys.
41:01Can you guys please go?
41:02Oh, right.
41:02Listen.
41:03Our bad...
41:03Yeah, please.
41:04In fact, get out.
41:06Cool.
41:07Van Gogh?
41:09Hmm.
41:17Hmm.
41:18She wants to go on top.
41:20Girl, I heard you like the bad boys.
41:21Yeah, I'm a bad boy.
41:23Can't stop, don't stop.
41:25Oh.
41:26And she says you like I'm rough.
41:29We'll be like you like a cowboy.
41:31I'm a cowboy.
41:32Can't stop, don't stop.
41:35Oh.
41:36You're sweet like sugar.
41:38Let me taste your sugar.
41:40Sugar.
41:41You can't be super.
41:42You can't be, can't be super.
41:45Cause you're sweet like sugar.
41:47Let me taste your sugar.
41:50Give me super.
41:52Give me, give me super.
41:55Don't wait, don't cut cage me.
42:00Sweet danger, there's no saving me.
42:08Oh.
42:10Oh.
42:12Oh.
42:14Oh.
42:15Oh.
42:15Oh.
42:17Oh.
42:17Oh.
42:18Oh.
42:19Oh.
42:20Oh.
42:22Oh.
42:22Oh.