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00:22The End
00:22You look like the one who is in the CR, huh?
00:24Right. The commander has asked me to open it.
01:10I'm not a fan of your reputation
01:14You're in the past, you're a new nation
01:16You're not a fan of me, I'm not a fan of you
01:21I'm not a fan of you, until you're not a fan of me
01:23And I'm not a fan of your reputation
01:25I'm not a fan of you, I'm not a fan of you
01:35Please, I have family
01:38I love you making dragons
01:40Please
01:41I'm sorry, no one can know I was here
01:49Soldier boy, America's first hero
01:52Defender of liberty, faith and family
01:56Branded a traitor by the legacy media
01:58Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower
02:04But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn
02:09And America deserves the truth
02:12Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia
02:15Working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky traitors in Ukraine
02:19Turns out Russia isn't our enemy
02:21They're a strong, family-first nation
02:23Who don't put up with trans bathrooms
02:24We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice
02:28And we hope that he can forgive us
02:30As he takes his rightful place on the Seven
02:36It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom
02:54My boy
02:55My poor sweet boy
03:01I'm also very proud to say
03:03That this great hero
03:05Is my father
03:09Let's stand over here
03:13Hold on
03:14Hold on
03:15Hold on
03:18Hold on
03:18Hold on
03:2540 years out of the spotlight
03:26Still got it?
03:27Huh?
03:30Sage tells me your socials are blowing up
03:32people magazine they're they're calling us uh america's sexiest dynasty believe that
03:44come on i would never have sent you in there if i knew the butcher had the fibers i wouldn't
03:49have
03:49you swear to god although i did tell you not to engage so if we're pointing fingers i don't think
03:56i should be exclusively at fault here gentlemen lab results are in lab results
04:08how we were there they all got infected we watched them die how the
04:12fuck is that constel braven oh no oh no
04:23he's got v1 in his bloodstream v1 what is v1 frederick fought's first iteration of compound v
04:33v1's ten times more potent than today's formula highly unstable only worked on a handful of early
04:39soups you bombsite torpedo private angel stormfront who is stormfront dr vod's wife clara uh i think
04:48you know where's liberty point is v1 saved your life and is likely why your generation of soups
04:55doesn't age this is a modern compound v molecule this is the virus its spike proteins bind to the
05:04v receptors kind of like gears meshing but v1 is different it looks like this
05:10nothing for the virus to bind to you might have told us that before we tested it v1 hasn't been
05:15in
05:15circulation since the 1950s and i thought soldier boy was dead we all did now all i'm hearing is that
05:20this motherfucker is unkillable okay but what about homelander does this does this mean that i'm his
05:37son am i immune too no your embryo was shot up with plain old garden variety v like me like
05:44every other
05:44suit but if homelander got his hands on some v1 then theoretically he'd be like soldier boy immune to the
05:49virus maybe even immortal bring me some i can't why not thought destroyed every vial there's none left
05:55the vials still exist somewhere i suppose wait if that's true then that means he can use that we
06:00need to get to it before homelander does how i'm sure he knows all this already we're fucked good point
06:06love we hit him with the virus today while it still works that wasn't at all my point which is
06:13right
06:14see it's the smart play we draw him out and hit him today okay how are you gonna get it
06:19in front
06:19of him homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days which means he's probably scared of
06:24getting infected and if you release this thing he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over
06:29right so until you figure that out we have to find some of this v1 we don't really have a
06:35choice
06:36i know where to start
06:42wow thank god that stuff's in here saved you um i guess all's well today you know what fuck you
06:48you knew butcher had the virus you defrosted me just to send me into the
06:52fucking wood chip no no i did not what i what joke's on you asshole because i'm gonna live
06:58and you'll die if the virus doesn't get you down well and when you're sitting in that wheelchair
07:03of shitting in a colostomy bag i'll be running the seven shitting on sherry lewis's tits
07:12look at you just the softest wettest boy
07:19you're pathetic you're nothing at all
07:30what was it on here are you certain of this we don't have a choice
07:43you know what this means right if we do get this fee warm you and kimiko could take some
07:47i mean if you made soldier boy immune to the virus it could make you immune too like a vaccine
07:51yeah or we
07:52could grow a million dicks like a bush ball but with dicks very specific but look there's a chance
07:59no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
08:02whoa whoa whoa whoa zoey take it easy put him away kiddo
08:06that won't be necessary
08:09at least not yet starlight we weren't expecting you i take it marie moreau is running late
08:16Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
08:19She set this up, actually.
08:22Did she?
08:22Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
08:26You mean the first generation V?
08:28Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
08:36You can't actually be surprised, I know.
08:38But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
08:47Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
08:49And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
08:51But you're still working with him.
08:54We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
08:58And if he does, he lives forever.
09:00And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
09:04So you're going to keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock, or you're going to help us out?
09:15Follow me.
09:27After you.
09:28After you.
09:500.1% torch the world and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
09:56It smells near.
09:57You're right.
09:58It smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven while Arby's jerked off from the
10:02corner.
10:03It's V-Bro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
10:05Fuck!
10:06Everyone, this is Maverick.
10:07Translucent son.
10:10Sup, player?
10:12Sup?
10:13Player?
10:14Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
10:17He sang at my dad's funeral.
10:18Maverick, hi.
10:19Um, what are you doing here?
10:21Don't you go to Gadolkin?
10:23Fuck that place.
10:24And fuck Vaat.
10:25They're all a bunch of liars.
10:26They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
10:29Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
10:33It was Homelander.
10:36Homelander killed my dad.
10:41Wow.
10:42Homelander.
10:43Ugh.
10:44God.
10:45I...
10:45Fuck that.
10:46Fucking motherfucker.
10:47I've been saying it for years.
10:49This fucking...
10:50This...
10:51Fucking guy.
10:52Motherfucker.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Okay, so, Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
10:56What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
10:58I believe the children are our future.
11:01Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
11:03Follow me.
11:04If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
11:10V1 was barbaric and unstable.
11:13Dr. Vaat's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
11:17He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
11:20Jesus.
11:22Even after Vaat defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of US servicemen.
11:27Why am I not surprised?
11:29By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians and nothing could stand in the way of national
11:34security.
11:35Dr. Vaat stabilized the formula in the 50s and swept all mention of V1 under the rug, like
11:40every other sorted chapter in this company's history.
11:42And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
11:45Not that I've seen.
11:46You think Vaat wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
11:49This is every surviving file from Project Vaats.
11:52If you want to look through them, be my guest.
11:59Zoe?
12:01Zoe, wait.
12:03What happened to your mom was awful.
12:06Look, I didn't know that Butcher was gonna...
12:10I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
12:12I promise.
12:19Promise?
12:20You promised that we'd be safe.
12:22Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
12:25I'm sorry.
12:26Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
12:31So go fuck yourself.
12:44Maybe if I'd raised you, I could make you better than your fucking disappointment.
12:50Disappointment.
12:51The pitiful disappointment you are.
12:53Deep down, there's a part of you that is still.
12:55There's somebody.
12:56You'd be better here.
12:58You're weak.
12:58You're my greatest failure.
13:00You're nothing at all.
13:15You're nothing at all.
13:20Oh, my boy.
13:22My sweet boy.
13:25What is wrong?
13:27Why are you so unhappy?
13:28My father.
13:30And my dear son.
13:32Everything.
13:33It's all falling apart.
13:35No.
13:36No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
13:39Yes.
13:40It's been foretold.
13:41You're about to ascend, become immortal, divine, a true God with the love of the world.
13:51I know you think love is weak and human, but who is more loved than Jesus?
13:58And why should he have more love than you?
14:02You save more people than he does.
14:06The one true God.
14:11How?
14:13How millions of people save me?
14:16Well, then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
14:22Rip babies from their mother's wombs.
14:24Skin parents in front of their children.
14:28Rid the world of the wicked.
14:30The non-believers.
14:34They'll call me up first.
14:36The only ones left will be your faithful.
14:40And they will love you in their hearts.
14:43They'll cry happy tears that the mere thought of you.
14:47You have one last task, my love.
14:50Yes.
15:19You're late.
15:20Came as soon as you texted.
15:22It was kinda far.
15:23Where?
15:24Russia.
15:25Near the border, I think.
15:26Anybody see you?
15:29Uh, no.
15:31What's that?
15:39Uh, I caught myself shaving.
15:42Trust me.
15:43You don't need a shave.
15:49Uh, so your, your grandpa's in there with them now?
15:53Is, uh, is Butcher in there?
15:57No.
15:57But they can lead us to him.
15:59We can find him, and kill him.
16:02Kill Butcher?
16:04Uh, I don't, I don't think that's a good idea.
16:06You don't think we could?
16:07He's dangerous.
16:09Look what he did to your mom.
16:10That's the point.
16:12He's not worth it.
16:13Ryan.
16:13It's not worth you getting hurt.
16:17He'd kill you.
16:20So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand?
16:22Zoe.
16:23Forget it.
16:27What?
16:40You think I couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath?
16:45What the fuck?
16:46Well, well, well.
16:48Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
16:50Should buy meself a lotto ticket.
16:53I thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
16:55And if I hadn't showed?
16:56I was planning to nick Zoe.
16:58Text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
17:00But, hey.
17:02Fucking Christmas.
17:10Nice one.
17:12But I don't break easy in that one.
17:15Not like Mallory.
17:16You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
17:18Killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia.
17:22So he was right about you.
17:25Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
17:29You could.
17:31But you won't.
17:32And why is that?
17:32Of course.
17:34We both love the same woman.
17:36And we both hate the same cunt.
17:41Look, mate.
17:42You can be as pissy with me as you like.
17:44But we both know...
17:46I ain't the bad guy.
17:50Not really.
17:52I just need us.
17:53It's another proper check.
17:56That's all.
18:03All weather.
18:04Up here.
18:05What are you...
18:08What in the fuck?
18:12Is that milk?
18:13Is that milk?
18:14Brass milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
18:16What?
18:16You asked me up here so I could watch you swim in tit-jizz.
18:19I wanna give you another chance.
18:21You wanna give me another chance?
18:23Yes.
18:23Help me find the V-1.
18:25I'd rather fist myself with a handful of racers.
18:28Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V-1 to find.
18:31Oh, there most certainly is.
18:34And I am going to find it.
18:37Yeah, what makes you so sure?
18:38An angel told me.
18:41It's my destiny.
18:43Just when I thought it was a ceiling of how fucking weird you could get.
18:46Yes, yes.
18:47Make your jokes.
18:49You've been blessed with immortality.
18:52What have you done with it?
18:53Drink and fuck yourself numb.
18:56You...
18:59You...
19:00Or a disappointment.
19:05You see...
19:08I...
19:09I'm not gonna waste my immortality.
19:12I am gonna take what's rightfully mine.
19:14I'm asking you if you want a seat at the table because you're my father.
19:18But with or without you...
19:21A reckoning is coming.
19:25You know all I see is a freak.
19:27A freak with a bushel of gray pubes.
19:32Dry some juice for men.
19:33Dry some juice for men.
19:48What's Fort Harmony?
19:49I have no idea.
19:50It's all over these memos.
19:52What'd they say?
19:53I don't know.
19:54The text is encrypted, but I think I can crack it.
19:56You couldn't possibly.
19:57It's 1944.
19:58There's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then.
20:03Give me an hour.
20:06What the fuck is that?
20:08What the fuck is that?
20:09What the fuck is that?
20:21Hey.
20:22Oh, sorry.
20:23Just, uh, you might want to lighten up on the V-bro mango thunder.
20:28That is...
20:29That is musky.
20:31My dad was in the first campaign.
20:33Vanish into freshness.
20:34It just smells like him, you know?
20:38I'm sorry about your dad.
20:40I lost mine, too.
20:43I'm sorry to hear that.
20:44It's just...
20:45It's crazy, right?
20:46Walk around one day feeling fine, and then...
20:49I don't know where the pain just hits you like a truck.
20:51Like, just takes the wind out of you.
20:53You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
20:56Let me help.
20:57Look, Maverick, I don't think that's such a good idea.
20:59It's really dangerous.
21:01I don't care.
21:02He fucking killed my dad.
21:03It's the only thing I can think about.
21:05I know that you want this to mean something, but it's never gonna make sense.
21:10And the more that you try, the less sense it'll make.
21:13Trust me.
21:15I know.
21:16What am I supposed to do?
21:17Honestly?
21:18Just...
21:19Let go.
21:21Live your life.
21:22Be happy.
21:23Fall in love with someone.
21:25I do have a girlfriend.
21:26Really?
21:27Sloan.
21:28She's an alpaca.
21:33Cool.
21:33Just maybe think about what your dad would want for you, and then do that.
21:38That's what I'm trying to do, anyway.
21:41Yuri?
21:42Can I just talk to you for a quick second?
21:45Yeah.
21:50Stop.
21:56Another mention of Fort Harmony from 1963.
21:59But you raise a scanner, no?
22:01He does.
22:02Maybe a resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text.
22:05Okay.
22:06Go with him.
22:07Sounds good.
22:07I've been watching pornography and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
22:15I don't understand.
22:17All you do is get him on the blower and tell him you want to see him.
22:21He rocks up.
22:22You chuck the shit in his face.
22:25And that'll be it.
22:27Why me?
22:27Because he won't leave the fortress of cunnitude for anyone else.
22:30So this is what you want to talk to me about?
22:33Killing my dad.
22:35Listen, mate.
22:35Is that all you think I'm good for?
22:37I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, alright?
22:39I think you're done with that.
22:40Homelander wrecked your mum.
22:41He's gonna burn everything down and you are the only one who will stop him.
22:47Now, normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks about destiny.
22:51But if anyone's got one, it's you.
22:58I throw this virus at him.
23:01What'll happen to me?
23:04He'll die.
23:09I'll be close by and we'll go together.
23:13Look.
23:16I ain't gonna lie to you.
23:17This is not what your mum wanted.
23:21It's the only way.
23:24And it will be justice.
23:29You're asking me to kill myself?
23:34You wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war.
23:37But you would be the first.
23:40To save the world doing it.
23:54I'll fetch us a point.
24:05I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy is getting all this heat.
24:07He's a fucking nepo daddy.
24:09Like, he's not even that good looking.
24:11Like, his hair is doing most of the heavy lifting.
24:14Like, you shave his head.
24:16He is the gayest sailor in Fleet Week.
24:18Seriously, man.
24:19Thanks for letting me tag along.
24:21I need a win.
24:23Will you just tell me this?
24:24Homelander really didn't want me to come along.
24:26He didn't, like, mention my name even once.
24:32Why do you ask them?
24:40Keep heading south.
24:45So, like, what's your story?
24:48My story?
24:49Yeah.
24:50I was born on a sugar bush.
24:51A maple farm.
24:52One day when I was five, my parents died in a tidal wave of molasses.
24:56Then I was raised by four geese and an agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave
24:58where they taught me the ways of the soil and the salt central Gerald.
25:01That's the oldest goose.
25:03Revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of Robin Williams.
25:06And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Ork
25:08because Mork & Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
25:12Orson married us.
25:15And the rest is history.
25:22Homelander has you to come along?
25:25Personally.
25:35It'suen.
25:36It's not bad.
25:37Look at this!
25:38Metal like that sucks.
25:40It's good timing.
25:49What the Cardinal flexor
25:59What would you want to do?
26:01We could travel.
26:03I can DJ in Berlin.
26:06Nothing to tie us down.
26:08Never in the same place twice.
26:14Do you want that for your kids?
26:16Of course not.
26:18Which is why I would never have any.
26:29You want children?
26:32Three.
26:33Two girls and a boy, a house by the water and maybe a Bernadoude.
26:37Peace and quiet.
26:38After all this killing, I just want a place to call home.
27:02Here.
27:05I told her you were 30.
27:08Fuck the liver, fuck the lice.
27:11Here's to the bird who sits on your face.
27:17Where'd you pick that up?
27:18Me old man.
27:20You're too close?
27:22No, not really.
27:23He was a piss artist.
27:26Used to lose all his money on the GGs.
27:30No, horses.
27:31And then he'd come home, beat the living daylights out of Len and me.
27:36And then later, laugh about with his mates.
27:40He was a right cunt.
27:41Where's he now?
27:43Bottom of the Thames.
27:45I put him there just the other day.
27:48I wish I'd done it sooner.
27:50Before he caused more.
27:54More damage.
27:58Richard.
28:01Do you think that I could ever...
28:04That I might turn into my dad?
28:10I don't know.
28:16My mom.
28:18And Grace.
28:20The others.
28:22All I do is just hurt people.
28:24I can't be around anyone.
28:31Without us.
28:34Without soups.
28:37The world is a better, safer place.
28:46I'll do it.
29:07It's all so tediously predictable.
29:10Insurgency.
29:11Counterinsurgency.
29:13Liberation.
29:14Crackdown.
29:15Round and round she goes.
29:17It's not a good time to say I've always found you super fucking creepy.
29:22Oh, hold on a second.
29:24I got something.
29:25Check that out.
29:26So Fort Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught worked.
29:30The government designated it top secret and then decommissioned it after the war.
29:35Why is that square blurry?
29:37That's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden.
29:40Now I'll bet you a porterhouse at Luger's.
29:42That's where Vaught was testing the V-1.
29:44If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
29:53Were you followed?
29:54Hell no.
29:55Homelander's looking for the V-1 just like we are.
29:57It's only a matter of time before he found you.
29:59We're at 90 feet below solid concrete.
30:01The door is munitions grade.
30:03Ballistics resistant.
30:04Same as the Norad bunker in Chaya Mountain.
30:06It will hold.
30:09Better hope so.
30:17Oh, thank fuck.
30:19We'll hold forever.
30:20So, we're trapped down here.
30:21What's the plan?
30:23Wait.
30:24Has anyone seen Zoe?
30:37What would you do?
30:38Never?
31:07Okay...
31:07I don't know.
31:36Dad?
31:40Sorry.
31:42Dad?
31:45Sorry.
31:47Oh my God, sorry.
31:50Oh my God.
32:17Oh my God.
32:20He's the one who killed Vicky, not Holmren, the fucking psycho.
32:27And you all went along with it.
32:32Come on, Zoe.
32:34I'm sorry, my puss.
32:37I cannot allow you to leave.
32:42Please, don't make me shoot your papa.
32:47No.
32:48Let them go.
32:49She tried to kill us both.
32:51She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
32:57Go.
33:17Zoe, pick up.
33:19Listen to me.
33:20Do not come home until I tell you to.
33:22It's not safe.
33:23You understand?
33:23Call me.
33:24Do we know when she left?
33:29Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
33:30Can we get out that way?
33:34That's precisely where Noir's patrolling.
33:36Well, if that's the case, what are you packing?
33:43Whoa.
33:44Cool.
33:44I've been looking for those.
33:51Aeroblunk.
33:53500 a stick.
34:22You know, my father spent his whole life fighting for it.
34:26And here I am smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
34:31I remember your father, you know.
34:35He was impressive.
34:37Over 30 Ivy League attorneys at Vaught.
34:40And one small-time Harlem lawyer made them work weekends and holidays.
34:46Damn fucking straight he did.
34:48But he couldn't win.
34:51It's why, ultimately, you won't win either.
34:55You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
34:56You know that, right?
34:58Who?
34:59Vaught?
34:59Please.
35:00It's more powerful than Vaught.
35:02Or Homelander.
35:03More powerful than nature or life itself.
35:05It's profit and loss.
35:07Supply and demand.
35:09The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
35:13We're just cobs in a great machine.
35:16And we all have our part to play.
35:22Say you kill Soldier Boy or Homelander or even release this virus.
35:25When superheroes go out of fashion, something else will just take their place.
35:30Because corporations must still grow.
35:35Money must still be made.
35:37The machine must still be fed.
35:41That is the way of the world.
35:45Motherfucker.
35:48When this is all over, you're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
35:53Like I said, we all have our part to play.
35:56Mhm.
36:00If that day ever comes, I have a part to play too.
36:05And that's to put a bullet in your fucking skull.
36:14Finally.
36:15Ha ha.
36:17Showtime.
36:18Hey kids.
36:19Do you love America?
36:20And basic knife skills?
36:22Making s'mores?
36:23And marching?
36:24Then sign up for the Homelander Youth.
36:26You'll learn wilderness survival, campfire songs, how to field strip a rifle, and the best way to sniff out stinky
36:33starlighter rats.
36:35So if you're 8 or 18, you can join the fun.
36:38Sign up for the Homelander Youth and be tomorrow's heroes today.
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36:50Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
36:53Listen.
36:55I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
36:58It's out there.
36:59Oh.
37:00I know it.
37:00Uh, how many people do you want on?
37:04Everyone.
37:05It's all we do.
37:06From now on.
37:07Also, I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
37:14Vaught, destroy the original formula.
37:15That could take years.
37:16Skip animal testing.
37:17You have camps for the criminals?
37:19Just start using them.
37:21Mm-hmm.
37:22Mm-hmm.
37:29This is wonderful.
37:37Howdy, boss.
37:39What are you drinking?
37:49It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.
37:53But I guess it runs in the family, huh?
37:56Homelander's father.
37:58Dang.
38:00The Glock, huh?
38:01Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
38:05Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
38:07This here's a 9mm.
38:09Gen 5-7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
38:14Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
38:16Battle-proven all-American Colt 1911.
38:20Chambered in .45 ACP.
38:24That'll blow your fucking panties off.
38:27Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll, but, uh, this here, that's a certified Kraut
38:33dealer.
38:34I think you mean an antique.
38:35I mean a classic.
38:37You wanna give it a try?
38:39Now, some can't handle the kick.
38:41If something tells me, you'll do just fine.
38:49I haven't so fancy!
39:06I got hated to you.
39:09I haven't fucked that hard since-
39:12Since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
39:16I ain't got no idea who that is.
39:21Hey, why the hairless pussy?
39:23What?
39:24I mean, what's the point of going down there?
39:26If you're not gonna get a fat face full of fur?
39:29Well, is that how Homelander likes you?
39:31Like a baby?
39:35More like a mother.
39:39Well, but you do have fuck, right?
39:41Mm-mm.
39:44Damn.
39:45Well, I gotta admit, I was kinda just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.
39:51That's terrible.
39:52Who would do such a thing?
39:55You shouldn't say that about your son.
39:57Well, he thinks he's better than me.
39:59He doesn't.
40:01How do you know?
40:03I don't know much, but I can read people.
40:06And the way he looks at you?
40:08Shoot.
40:09I ain't never seen look at nobody like that.
40:17Um, it's not exactly a compliment, though.
40:20He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
40:24And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
40:26Oof.
40:32Here.
40:33Someone I want you to meet.
40:39Is this...
40:41terror?
40:42Well, my mom told me all about you.
40:45Hey, boy. Where's he been?
40:46My Aunt Jenny's been looking after him.
40:49Does he still help everything?
40:51Gentleman of his age.
40:53Well, he does his best.
41:00Ryan?
41:02Kimiko?
41:03Wait, you can talk.
41:11Tell me.
41:13It's all gone.
41:15Where is Samail?
41:17We let him leave with Zoe.
41:18We're not all monsters, you fucking...
41:22monster.
41:27You touch her, I'll never make more.
41:30So back off.
41:45We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
41:46Not today, we're not.
41:48Then when?
41:49I don't know.
41:50A week.
41:51Maybe a month.
41:53We don't have a month.
41:55He's gonna burn everything down like you said.
41:57Let's just go now.
42:00Not without the virus.
42:01But you said I was strong enough.
42:03You said I was the only one who could stop him.
42:05You said it was my destiny.
42:06I just said that.
42:07So you'd get him out of tower.
42:10Without the gem,
42:12you'd just be another stupid kid
42:13on a fucking suicide run.
42:17Same old lying pathetic asshole.
42:23Ryan.
42:25Ryan.
42:31Alright kid, this is a halothane grenade.
42:34What you do is, you pull the pin,
42:35you toss it, and you run like hell.
42:38Also make sure you don't inhale,
42:39or else you're gonna knock yourself out too.
42:42Once all the bodies are down and the smoke clears,
42:44we'll come out and get you.
42:44Got it?
42:45Yeah, got it.
42:48Maverick.
42:49Be careful.
42:56Huey.
42:59Hey, I know.
43:01I'm sorry.
43:01It's just...
43:03He's a really good kid.
43:05I mean, if we find the V1,
43:06I think we should give him some.
43:07Huey, come on.
43:09How many more people are we gonna kill,
43:11and then their kids come after us?
43:13And then we kill them,
43:14and it's this vicious cycle that never fucking ends.
43:17Maybe we'll never be able to break it,
43:19but we have to at least try.
43:27What was that for?
43:29It's just...
43:31It's been a long time
43:33since I've been around someone
43:34who is actually trying to make things better
43:36instead of stopping them from getting worse.
43:41You think the V1 can save us?
43:44Fuck yeah, I do.
43:46He's at the hatch.
43:48He's at the hatch.
43:55He's not around the hatch.
44:02The Ch融 right here.
44:04We're trying to kill him.
44:09He's at the hatch.
44:10You think too?
44:11He's at the hatch.
44:14You think the V1?
44:17Fuck your eyes.
44:17This is not just a big thing.
44:19What the fuck is that?
44:21Hey, I got an invisible kid here.
44:23This stinks like V-Bro Mango Thunder body spray.
44:26Here, take him. Shit burns my nose.
44:29Maverick? Is that you, bro?
44:30You with Edgar?
44:31You were one of my dad's best friends.
44:33How come you never told me it was Homelander that killed him?
44:36Bro, Homelander didn't kill your dad.
44:39It was Butcher's Crew.
44:41You know, that sus French dude and Starlight's boyfriend.
44:43What's his name? Lucy Howie?
44:45They blew him up, stuffed his body parts in a box, and dropped him in the East River.
44:49Saw with my own eyes.
44:51No cap on God, bro.
45:03Does it look like the Deep is talking to an invisible person?
45:06Fuck.
45:12Fuck.
45:15Fuck.
45:26They were just here.
45:40Goddammit. Fuck, there's not enough power.
45:46Slithery motherfucker.
45:49Holy shit.
45:51I mean, instant karma, but fuck.
45:53Okay, we gotta go out front.
45:55Stick together.
45:58Yo!
46:00Nice work, BroboCop.
46:25Doesn't do this.
46:31Make sure that there were no way.
46:37Sorry bro, don't hate the player, hate the game.
47:03Oh my god!
47:21It's worth it, motherfuckers!
47:31Where is you?
47:33It was you, wasn't it?
47:34You killed my dad.
47:36Get the pants off me.
47:38Where are you?
47:40Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
47:43You sick fuck.
47:44You're right, you're right.
47:45It was me.
47:45It was me.
47:46I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
47:50Fucking psycho.
47:51Just wait, just wait.
47:52Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
47:55Not your dad, but still, I was angry and scared.
48:02And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
48:05I shouldn't have done it.
48:06It's not the answer.
48:07It's the only answer, motherfucker.
48:14Reverick, stop.
48:15I don't want to fight you.
48:35I don't want to fight you.
49:13There's Maverick.
49:16She's got Maverick.
49:20It's okay.
49:20No.
49:22It's okay.
49:26Everything's gonna be okay.
49:30I'm here.
49:54Dad?
49:57Ryan?
49:59Hey, you.
50:01I'm really glad you called.
50:02I knew you weren't.
50:04It's like a miracle.
50:10Like the upgrade?
50:11Do you remember when you took me here?
50:13Pretended to care about me?
50:16I do care about you, son.
50:18I love you.
50:22I need to ask you.
50:24For my forgiveness.
50:26You already have it.
50:28Okay?
50:28Let me finish.
50:29I put too much pressure on you to fill my boots, and I realize now that, uh, well, that
50:38that was impossible.
50:41But I do have some pretty exciting news.
50:45I am going to live forever now.
50:50I'll realize my own legacy.
50:52And you?
50:54You're off the hook.
50:56You can do whatever...
50:57Did you do it?
50:58Did you rape my mom?
51:00What?
51:01Of course not.
51:03Who told...
51:04Did William Butcher tell you that?
51:07Your mother and I, we had an affair.
51:11A consensual affair between the two adults.
51:14Your heart's racing.
51:15Well, yeah, because I'm shocked.
51:16And frankly, my heart's breaking a little bit that you could think I would do something like that.
51:25Ryan.
51:26Ryan, sorry.
51:32Ryan, I don't know where this is coming from, because your mother, she came on to me.
51:40Ryan!
51:41Son!
51:43Ryan, buddy, look what came out of it.
51:46My son, a blessing!
51:50A blessing!
52:08Oh, Ryan, look at what you made me do.
52:11Oh, Ryan, look at what you made me do.
52:14Oh, Ryan.
52:17Ryan, look at what you made me do.
52:22Okay.
52:24It's okay.
52:28My sweet, sweet boy.
53:06Okay, so the virus is gone.
53:08Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
53:13Probably getting lasered as we speak.
53:14That homelander's got Edgar.
53:16If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
53:18We are so fucked.
53:19Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
53:23Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
53:27No.
53:28Okay, I do have some good news.
53:31We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
53:34In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
53:40The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
53:48And this is good news?
53:49Oh yeah?
53:50The files are no longer reductive.
53:53Okay.
53:55Well, that's where we're headed.
54:17Amy?
54:19Wait!
54:21Wait!
54:21You could have died, Hugh!
54:23I'm okay. I'm here.
54:24I don't think if that happened...
54:25I just, I wouldn't go back from that.
54:27This was easier when I was on my own.
54:30Annie.
54:39A minute?
54:51Well, well, well, so I can die easy
54:55Jesus gonna make him, Jesus gonna make him
54:59Jesus gonna make him a dying bitch
55:04All I want for you to do is take my body home
55:10Well, well, well, so I can die easy
55:14Well, well, well
55:18Well, well, well, so I can die easy
55:21Jesus gonna make him a dying bitch
55:33We have much to discuss
55:41Lord, in my time of dying
55:44Don't want nobody to cry
55:47All I want you to do is take me when I die
55:54Die, die, die, die, die
55:55You might have much to do is take me if I dig
55:55From the sky, if I do not do so
55:55I don't want you to cry
55:55Oh, well, I don't want you to cry
55:55I don't want you to cry
55:55I don't want you to cry
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