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00:05The
00:1225,000,000?
00:13Will you get 25,000,000?
00:16If Banaspati Ji
00:17won the case,
00:19we need your help, Uncle.
00:22Chacha,
00:23you just want to tell us
00:25that we bought all the fire clone DOs.
00:28Wrong.
00:30You never bought the insidios,
00:33only bought them.
00:34Therefore, you are not a consumer.
00:36And therefore,
00:37you don't have any case in your consumer.
00:39This will be in your opinion.
00:41We'll get a chance.
00:43Now we'll pay our children.
00:46Hey, Nalayak!
00:48He's running out of the year in the years.
00:51He's running out of the tail,
00:53but he's running out of the olive oil.
00:55I don't understand why, Chacha.
00:57He's running out of the house,
01:00and he's running out of the house.
01:03He's running out of the house.
01:04He's running out of the house.
01:04Toxic.
01:05Toxic.
01:06But not illegal.
01:08Consumer court will understand
01:09this arrangement of the consumer court.
01:12And Banaspati ji,
01:14we'll settle all the dues with the compensation amount.
01:1825 lakhs?
01:19We'll just settle past dues, sir.
01:21Sir, give me a testimony.
01:23I'll become a distributor of Fire Clone.
01:24I'll become a distributor.
01:25No, I don't need it.
01:26Sir, you want to ask what you want to ask?
01:28One second.
01:29Sir, you want to ask what you want to ask?
01:31Sir, you want to ask what you want to ask?
01:32Except financial or personal favours of any kind.
01:38Sir, you want to ask what you want to ask what you want to ask?
01:48Sir, you want to ask what you want to ask?
01:50What will you want to ask?
01:53If you want to ask what you want,
01:55then you'll have to ask what you want to ask.
01:56And then you'll have to ask what you want.
02:03I'll drop back to the house.
02:03Well, go ahead and lets go of your own home.
02:03If you want to ask,
02:08it takes place you to pick up yours.
02:12I'm saying no more.
02:13And here I have to ask you
02:13to give him your job.
02:13I'm trying to try a juvenile as an adult.
02:16Sir, what did he do?
02:17You'll figure it out.
02:19You're from Hawat.
02:19Let's go.
02:21Thank you, sir.
02:22Where did he go?
02:23Where?
02:24Where?
02:25Where?
02:29Hey, my husband!
02:31Where is he going?
02:45Hey, Judge, what does this mean?
02:49I don't want to do all these things.
02:50Diyagi ji, when I told you that there was no work,
02:53then it wasn't.
02:55What is this?
02:57I'll judge a short film.
02:59How are you doing all these things?
03:01Kela ji, you are Dua ji.
03:04Padpadganj Legal Services Secretary.
03:06No, no, no.
03:12I'm trying to do all these things.
03:15Oh!
03:16I wanted to get you all.
03:19How great I've done you.
03:21High court.
03:22They think that we can do legal knowledge from the middle of films.
03:27So, Kela ji, you will judge?
03:29Please, Sir.
03:31I don't like to delay the high court in high court.
03:33Of course.
03:35But.
03:35But after the process of the process,
03:39the division should not be back.
03:41Let's go, Atiyagi Ji.
03:43Without PDJ, there is no problem.
03:45Absolutely.
03:48Absolutely.
03:49But you don't know how many responsibilities to the admin.
03:52You can see the files in the hand of Topo Ji.
03:56Signed.
03:57No, I always watch cinema.
03:59Your Honor?
04:00Yes?
04:01Say it.
04:01You said that in any way,
04:04I will not do this work in any way.
04:08But if you want to watch films...
04:13Oh, Topo Ji.
04:15I can do it too.
04:17I know.
04:17What was it?
04:20It was fun?
04:24Your Honor understood.
04:25What?
04:25I understood.
04:26I will prepare for the screening.
04:28We will see the film today.
04:30Oh.
04:30Graves.
04:31I mean, you will see the film?
04:33Yes, of course.
04:35Huh?
04:35Yes.
04:36Why not?
04:38Sir.
04:39Don't mind.
04:40Which one of your last film did you see?
04:43That's it.
04:45Cut the tunnel.
04:56Defense?
04:57Defense?
04:59Defense?
05:01Defense?
05:02Why don't you listen to me?
05:02Mr. Lakmeer Singh Walli.
05:05Stop!
05:06What happened?
05:07What happened?
05:08I mean, sir.
05:09Objection?
05:11I asked an opening statement.
05:12I asked an opening statement.
05:17The whole time you were on the phone.
05:19Hey, sir.
05:20I wanted to go to Sujata Ji.
05:21And don't do the phone.
05:23Sir, don't do the phone.
05:23Sir, don't do the phone again.
05:25Sir, don't do the phone again.
05:38Sir.
05:38Sorry.
05:39Sir, don't do the phone again.
05:41No.
05:42No.
05:45No.
05:46No.
05:49No.
05:50No.
05:50No.
05:55No.
06:04No.
06:06I have a lot of serious charges.
06:08What did you do to a probation officer
06:09grievously hurt him?
06:11He was like a fool.
06:13He was like a fool.
06:14He was like a fool.
06:16He was like a fool.
06:17He was like a fool.
06:21He was like a fool.
06:23He was like a fool.
06:35I have also taken responsibility for the social media.
06:41He was like a fool.
06:44He was like a fool.
06:48He was like a fool.
06:48Pavant, give it to me.
06:50But, what are you?
06:51I'm too young.
06:53Let's do a crime now.
06:57What about a crime?
06:57Let's do a crime now.
06:58So, you and I don't send it to him.
07:02You want to go to my own car?
07:03You're my guru.
07:15What's wrong with you, Pavan?
07:17Gandhi Ji country in the country, you are idolizing the gangsters.
07:21High never pays.
07:23How much was Gandhi Ji's net worth?
07:26Gandhi Ji's net worth?
07:29Escobar Ji.
07:31The world's seventh richest man in the world.
07:34See Pavan, you are just sixteen.
07:37You have time now.
07:39Do something.
07:40Do something.
07:41Do something.
07:41Do something.
07:41Do something.
07:42Do something.
07:42You contribute to society.
07:44You are a child.
07:45Hey!
07:46Don't give me this shit back.
07:53I am a man.
07:54I am a man.
07:58Take a minute.
07:59Take a minute.
08:04I am a woman.
08:08It's a man.
08:10Look at him.
08:12Look at him.
08:16Come at him.
08:18Oh, you are the guy.
08:23Why are you talking about that?
08:25Don't lie.
08:34Do you think I'm wrong?
08:37Vishwas, that's politically incorrect.
08:39Will you stop lecturing for once, Annie?
08:43If Pavan will behave like this,
08:44then no judge is going to treat him like a minor.
08:47Then I will not get my testimony.
08:50There is a story of a child's future.
08:52He can ruin his life.
08:55And my whole life.
09:00Unless...
09:04Yes sir, the film has started.
09:07And you know that the song of PD is judging itself?
09:12I will talk about it later.
09:14I will be nervous.
09:21Topo, take it.
09:23Topo, take it.
09:24Topo, take it.
09:24Topo, take it.
09:25The first lot is your order.
09:29What's the matter?
09:30You have to take a child with a child.
09:32What are you talking about?
09:35What are you talking about?
09:35The judge's thumb is so strong,
09:37that when you go,
09:37you tell the truth.
09:38You must have to disqualify this picture.
09:41The judge's thumb is stuck.
09:43It's not working.
09:44It's not working.
09:45It's not working.
09:46It's not working.
09:49It's not working.
09:50Look at my thumb.
09:50I'm deciding the best fresh face.
09:52Listen to 100 meters.
09:54You have to do the best.
09:54You have to order it.
09:56And then you have to do the judge's thumb.
10:00You have to do it.
10:00You have to do it.
10:01It's so stressful.
10:02And you have to do the mandatory stress relief workshop.
10:05You have to do it.
10:05It's Sunday.
10:06What I am taking the decision, Shubhkela?
10:08Mm-hmm?
10:12What's the judge's thumb is going to put 32 mm.
10:17And what's the judge's thumb is going to put 32 mm?
10:21Hmm.
10:24And it will put 32 mm.
10:28Yeah, the judge's thumb is going to put 32 mm.
10:34Hmm.
10:34I'm deciding this.
10:37Wow.
10:37I'm sorry.
10:39One.
10:41Zero.
10:43You mean pen fight?
10:45Huh? Pen fight?
10:48Okay, shoot.
10:52Division bench decided.
11:07Yes, yes, yes.
11:08Didi, I'm showing you my hair.
11:12I'm so desperate, I'll be sure.
11:14I believe that Mentu Ji is a single.
11:17And I don't want to steal money on a new girl.
11:21It's my mom's dad.
11:22It's a good day.
11:24Salih Aatsuka and Toaster.
11:25You have to be quiet.
11:29Oi, fine.
11:31I'm looking at it.
11:32Let's do a long game. Don't do anything.
11:35Hello, sir.
11:37Your chamber? Yes, sir. All busy. Let's have coffee outside, sir. Let's go.
12:02Hello, brother.
12:04Yes, sir.
12:06You have a client.
12:08Who?
12:12Nintu?
12:14Nintu.
12:15That's a big deal.
12:17That's a big deal.
12:18But the problem is this.
12:20He's asking help.
12:21He's asking for $700.
12:21And he's asking for $800.
12:24And he's asking for $800.
12:26He's asking for $800.
12:28Yes.
12:30He's asking for $800 in the thousands, sir.
12:35And he's asking for real?
12:36Hmm?
12:38How much money can you get to the Nintu?
12:42Think about it.
12:44And it's also possible.
12:48It's a big deal.
12:49It's a big deal.
12:50It's a mother.
12:51But you know how many toasters are getting to be cheap.
12:56You're right, man.
12:58You don't need to take risks.
13:00I do a job and I send more than 200.
13:02I send you.
13:03I send you.
13:05I send you.
13:06I send you.
13:25Oh, shit.
13:32Just do this, yeah.
13:34What's that?
13:35Topo ji, don't live in the world.
13:39There's no judge and no reader in this pen fight.
13:42We're all together.
13:43Okay?
13:43That's not possible.
13:44You're your honor.
13:46Okay.
13:47Your honor is to give you a order that we're all together.
13:50We are players, okay?
13:51Let's play now.
13:52Okay, Tiagi.
13:53Let's play.
13:54Huh?
13:55Huh?
13:55What?
13:56Mr. Tiagi.
13:57You've heard of me, right?
13:59Equal players.
14:01But I have a rule.
14:03I have a rule.
14:04I have a rule.
14:05I have a rule to kill everyone.
14:07I don't have a rule to kill everyone.
14:09I have a rule to kill everyone.
14:11I have a rule to kill everyone.
14:31I have a rule to kill everyone.
14:34I have a rule to kill everyone.
14:39I have a rule to kill everyone.
14:47I have a rule to kill everyone.
14:48What do you feel?
14:48Hmm?
14:50My shock is to sit and sit.
14:52This is a close-up for me.
14:54I have to wear this dress for fashion.
14:55Sir, please excuse her.
14:56She's dumb.
14:58Law-bought special cases make exceptions to treat a 16-year-old as an adult.
15:03Look, this law is our understanding.
15:06A child can be on work for a 16-year-old, but a child can be made for 18 years.
15:11A child can be made for 18 years.
15:13But a child can be made for 18 years.
15:15It can be made for 18 years.
15:16Now, tell me.
15:18You need to get more votes in this drink.
15:22Yes, sir.
15:23Sir, because a little bit in the bag is under the bag,
15:26so everything changes.
15:28But then, tell me,
15:29you can give me someone.
15:29What do you mean?
15:31Ah!
15:33That's a fact.
15:34Look, madam.
15:36There are children who don't know the consequences of their actions.
15:41Do you know?
15:42What do you mean?
15:44What do you mean?
15:46What do you mean?
15:46Tihar!
15:47I'm coming!
15:49Sir,
15:51Pavan Tihar wants to go to Tihar,
15:52because there are more likes in gangsters.
15:55I don't know what actually happens.
15:58What do you mean?
15:59What do you mean?
16:00What do you mean?
16:12They're violent!
16:12Thank you, Shikanda,
16:20sir.
16:22Way to conceptualize every time.
16:23We have to learn a child and see a kid.
16:26Now, pavan will not like that.
16:30Look, madam.
16:31I believe that every child is a special, but not every child is a child.
16:38According to the J.J. Act,
16:40a probation officer has to be able to mentor the delinquents.
16:43Are you judging him?
16:45Sir, if you don't give Pavan chance, then how will he be?
16:50Give him.
16:52Give him a chance.
16:55According to Pavan, Pavan is a child.
16:56Hmm?
16:58So, when kids are wrong, what do they say?
17:03Sorry.
17:06Sorry.
17:08Call Pavan.
17:10Pavan will tell me sorry.
17:12I will give him a testimony in court in his favor.
17:15I will tell him that the adult will not cry.
17:19Will he say sorry?
17:22Hmm?
17:24How do you say sorry to one bully?
17:27Hey!
17:27Don't cry!
17:29I...
17:30I...
17:31Don't...
17:32Don't stop me.
17:33What are you talking about?
17:34Why are you talking about me?
17:35Don't go away from my mind.
17:35I'm going to cry from you.
17:37Pavan.
17:39You're very shocked to go to jail, right?
17:43Let's go.
17:47Let's go.
17:47Come on.
17:47Come on.
17:48Yeah!
17:49I'm going to cry.
17:56Yeah!
17:56Hello!
17:57Client made me laugh.
17:59What are you getting a $1.5 million?
18:02You're getting a $1.5 million?
18:02Yes, yes, yes.
18:03Oh, the best of Mintu Ji.
18:06But, Didi,
18:08we will sponsor Mintu's party.
18:11Look at this.
18:14I thought Mintu Ji will be a turkey type.
18:18This is a centi type.
18:20But, you send a message in your heart,
18:22emojis,
18:22you send a message.
18:24And, you're saying something personal.
18:27Type.
18:28Type.
18:29Come on.
18:31I don't want to start our relationship with a divorce.
18:36My divorce?
18:38You've been thinking about it?
18:40If you have a question,
18:43tell me.
18:46It's a very lonely feeling.
18:53A little loner.
18:56What's that?
18:58This is the client's file,
18:59you're not seeing?
19:01Give me a coffee.
19:31If it works,
19:34which it won't.
19:36What?
19:36It will.
19:39It's only 5 minutes of time.
19:40Yes, sir.
19:41It will be 2 minutes, sir.
19:43Hey, single busley.
19:44Hey,
19:45Sorry, sorry.
19:46Sorry.
19:47No problem.
19:48Listen.
19:51Listen.
19:51There's a child's jail.
19:52You'll get a toilet with a toilet.
19:54You'll get a toilet with a toilet.
19:54A hundred people will get a toilet with a toilet.
19:58Now, stop.
19:59One,
20:00what will you do if the emergency is done?
20:02You'll get a bad thing.
20:04A bad thing.
20:05Yes, sir.
20:08Go.
20:13The Sultan is so big.
20:15How much the Sultan is going to give him.
20:17How much the Sultan is going to give him a threat?
20:18No.
20:21But it seems that it's going to be a promotion.
20:24Like a juvenile home,
20:26you won't get away from your parents every day.
20:28Think about your mother and father.
20:32That's the idea.
20:32How much of a child is going to get away from the hospital?
20:37Why are they crying in the hospital?
20:38When did they cry?
20:39I was crying in the hospital.
20:40How many times?
20:42I was crying in the hospital.
20:42Well, tell me.
20:43Who will cry when they cry when they cry?
20:46Well, that's good,
20:47he can't get here.
20:48Ha!
20:54Confinement area.
20:56Come.
20:57Oh, my God!
20:59Warden is very strict.
21:01This is my first time here.
21:02To open rules,
21:03we send solitary confinement immediately.
21:06In 15 days,
21:07there is no human contact allowed.
21:09Really?
21:11You have to live alone.
21:12In the house?
21:19He's scared.
21:22He's scared.
21:23Hey, this is a copra.
21:25So,
21:26what have you decided, Pavan?
21:36Montu, a villa?
21:38Bhaiya, a selfie!
21:40Bhaiya!
21:41Bhaiya!
21:41Bhaiya!
21:42Bhaiya!
21:42Bhaiya!
21:43Bhaiya!
21:48Bhaiya!
21:48Bhaiya!
21:50Bhaiya!
21:51Bhaiya!
21:52Bhaiya!
21:52Bhaiya!
21:53Bhaiya!
21:54Bhaiya!
21:54Final point.
21:56Topo Ji.
21:57My name is Huzoor Kela Ji.
22:00I am sorry.
22:01I am sorry.
22:02I am sorry.
22:03I am sorry.
22:10Point, point, point, point!
22:11Who is the phone?
22:12How is the phone?
22:13Nothing.
22:14I don't have a phone.
22:15Because the phone has stopped, right?
22:16Bhaiya!
22:16Rafferiz, I am sorry.
22:18Who is the phone?
22:19No, it's for Kela Ji.
22:20Kela Ji is cheating on you, Your Honer.
22:22I don't do things cheating on you.
22:24Why are you cheating on you?
22:25Objection!
22:27Rafferiz.
22:28What have you seen Shubh Kela Ji on the beach game of the beach game?
22:36His phone was just earlier here.
22:37If you think about cheating this round, you have to think about cheating every round.
22:42And you have to think about cheating on that round,
22:46which you have won Swam.
22:48Your Honor, you've got to get out of the situation.
22:53You've got to get a point.
22:56Referee Ji, we were just thinking about this game.
23:01You can say that it was our strategy.
23:03But our opponent is saying that this is a chance.
23:09That means that it is a game of chance.
23:12That means that it is Sattah.
23:16Sattah?
23:18Is he also in court?
23:21Why are you saying that we are playing Sattah in court?
23:29So, it's about Kela Ji, right?
23:32Yeah.
23:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:34Kela Ji.
23:35Okay.
23:37Okay.
23:37You go.
23:40Okay?
23:41Yes.
23:42Yes.
23:42Aye.
23:53Thank you, Mujal.
23:55There was a little doubt.
23:57It was also clear.
23:59Now, this is my future.
24:02Tihar.
24:02I told you, if it works.
24:11Let's go, let's go.
24:13Break is finished.
24:13Let's go.
24:14What's happening?
24:15Mandatory labor.
24:17What do you need to do?
24:23Yes.
24:24What do you need to do?
24:26Wait.
24:26No, you haven't been working.
24:28You can't do that to children.
24:30You teach a lot.
24:32You teach a lot.
24:34You teach a lot of business.
24:34You teach a lot.
24:35You teach a lot.
24:36You teach a lot.
24:36You teach a lot, you teach a lot.
24:37You teach a lot.
24:38That's it.
24:41Anything.
24:54Mondo, brother.
24:57Mondo, brother, is killing gangsters.
25:05Why is that single person sitting there?
25:06Why are they talking about Mondo to kill him?
25:09He's taking a lot of money, Mondo.
25:12He's Tinu Bansal.
25:14Tinu Bansal?
25:15I've seen him there.
25:17I mean, he's a big gangster from Mondo.
25:20He's a big gangster.
25:22He didn't have a scam in 2021.
25:25He's got $3.5 million.
25:27Now he's only $600.
25:29The rest are Switzerland accountants.
25:32He's giving Mondo every month.
25:34He's keeping him for protection.
25:37What do you need to do with him?
25:43Scam.
25:45No, right?
25:46Seriously?
25:47He's a journalist.
25:49And you know what to do with such a big financial scam?
25:53What do you need to do?
25:56Big.
25:56Big.
26:01I mean, don't lie.
26:01Today the joy came out.
26:02We really had a good time.
26:05Oh, you didn't get to the pain fight?
26:08I haven't come here, Taggi Ji.
26:09Where is it?
26:11Okay. Where is it?
26:13In the case.
26:15Are you eating the same leaves?
26:17Otherwise, I have known what I have known.
26:21Why is your chamber so popular in today's place?
26:26It will be difficult.
26:28Let's leave the case and judge.
26:34Taggi Ji.
26:35Hmm.
26:37You miss me, don't you?
26:40You miss me, don't you?
26:49How do you get to think about the time of your honor?
26:51The work is done.
26:57Taggi Ji.
26:58Give me some leaves, please.
26:59You're right.
27:00You're right.
27:06Please.
27:07You miss me, sir.
27:08Please.
27:10Please.
27:10Please, please.
27:11Please.
27:12Please, please.
27:14Please.
27:14Please.
27:15Sorry.
27:16I'm sorry, sir.
27:17Yes, sir.
27:22Will you be a good child, right?
27:24Yes, sir.
27:25Will you study well?
27:28Sir, that's the most important thing.
27:33Nishikanda, ma'am.
27:35Nishikanda, ma'am.
27:38Anjira, now you have to forgive me.
27:40Now, we will give you a testimony in her favor.
27:43Good job.
27:45Good job.
27:45You know,
27:47I just studied.
27:49Show me the heroes the youth of your country look up to.
27:52And I'll tell you the future of your country.
27:57I hope he finds better heroes.
27:59There are a lot in India.
28:02Anjira, uncle.
28:04You're a little brother.
28:06Tell me about it.
28:07This idea of a man to go to jail.
28:09The advocate of Ananya Shroff.
28:11He won't give him a testimony.
28:13Yes, sir.
28:13Yes, sir.
28:14But I've convinced you.
28:16You haven't done any work.
28:17Ma'am.
28:17Ma'am.
28:18You both have saved Pavan.
28:22That's why we will give you both.
28:24Oh.
28:24Yes.
28:25Thank you, sir.
28:25Thank you, sir.
28:27Thank you, sir.
28:27That's useless, sir.
28:47Thank you, sir.
28:49Thank you, sir.
28:53But you were tolerable for the first time.
28:55Banaspati ji.
28:56And you weren't a total bitch today.
28:58Banaspati ji.
28:59Don't think I'll go easy on you.
29:01Banaspati ji.
29:01Of course not.
29:02Snakes don't have a heart.
29:03Banaspati ji.
29:08You both are a match, by the way.
29:13We both are a match.
29:14You both are a match.
29:16You both are a match.
29:33It's a match.
29:36You both are a match.
29:36You're a match.
29:39You're a match.
29:40You're a match.
29:40You're a match.
29:40You're a match.
29:41When the gate number 7 was open,
29:43No, I wasn't able to get it.
29:45Yeah.
29:45Now you signed the gate to get a 60mm.
29:50Sir.
29:51We make a lot of people.
29:55Today, when it's a match,
29:57I'm going to give you a name for the first place.
30:01You'll be there.
30:09You're welcome.
30:14Come on.
30:15You're welcome.
30:16Yes, I'm...
30:33Last question?
30:34You think that?
30:36There was a line there, right?
30:37The type of judge has changed the only line.
30:42It's a beautiful line.
30:43Very good.
30:44Please, give the best film the best film.
30:47Okay.
30:49And then, as long as there is pending paperwork,
30:52take it all.
30:52Just sign it and go home.
30:56What the hell did you do?
30:58You deleted your account?
31:00You can't wait until Diwali's sale.
31:02I thought you'll win on your own.
31:05You don't have to say anything like that in the chamber.
31:09How much will you do?
31:11Go and take a scooter.
31:13kin.
31:20Mmmmmm...
31:22ud ud ud ud uddu
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