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00:25Good morning, Pentagram City.
00:29Today's top story, infamous loser Alistair has been captured by the strong, chizzled arms
00:37of sex icon Vox.
00:40It leaves us all wondering, what is our TV daddy planning?
00:44And you can trust us with your gossip.
00:53Holy shit, is this true, Alistair's been defeated by loser fucker?
00:57But who?
00:57That self-absorbed TV head.
00:59Where does he gut him, Finan's way?
01:01I heard Vox fucked him with a chair.
01:02Either way it's seeming the radio demons off the air.
01:05I can't remember ever seeing power shift this fast.
01:08With all his money talk, I thought Vox was just gassed up.
01:12Now he surpassed all these petitions.
01:14Hell as we knew it is that we're shaking the foundations.
01:18Now that Vox's muscles are flexed.
01:20Who knows what moves those V's will make next.
01:24So I've had a stroke of luck, it's true, but I'm not one to rest on my laurels.
01:31What better time to reinforce our crew, grab an olive branch, go knock on some dorals.
01:37Why should we keep crossing swords?
01:40After all, we're all overlords.
01:43You know you wanna be bad with us.
01:47Come and make angels mad with us.
01:50It's easy.
01:51I hear that heaven has some pretty sick venues.
01:53Open a club up, make a hob up, drop a beat to amen too.
01:57Hey prick and hatchet, best believe your tank fights are gonna be fat shit.
02:01With exorcist blades, you can fill heaven with rage.
02:05Oh maestro, I know a tranquil realm where you can rest.
02:13Hey Zestral, there's old boring shit up there.
02:16Books, tea, elder care.
02:20Mi querida Carmilla.
02:23Are you serious?
02:24Yeah, okay.
02:25It's the dawn of a new regime.
02:28Come on join the winning team.
02:31It's so much fun to be
02:32Bad with us.
02:35So bad with us.
02:39Cha cha cha.
02:40Stop it.
02:53I mean this is adorable.
02:56Sweetie, what are you doing?
03:00I'm trying to get Emily's attention.
03:03She really didn't give you a way to contact her, huh?
03:07Not really.
03:08She just kind of popped up once and I don't have a way to reach her.
03:12Heaven is closed down or something.
03:13So now I just need to get her attention.
03:18My colors.
03:20Do you think she sees it?
03:22She doesn't see it, does she?
03:26It makes you feel better.
03:28They look pretty.
03:28Thanks, Fanny.
03:31No, that one doesn't sound right in practice.
03:33I'll keep at it.
03:34Okay.
03:36Thanks, Baggy.
03:38This would just be so much easier with Alistair.
03:41He was supposed to host the hotel, not get himself fucking kidnapped and-
03:46Oh god, what do you think they're doing to him, Baggy?
03:48I'm sure he's okay.
03:49You know, Al.
03:50He's always up to something.
03:52But I have things handled.
03:53Is there anything I can help you with?
03:56I don't think so, Baggy.
03:57Look, the only thing that can stop Vox is the proof that Pentius is alive.
04:02And that I'm telling everyone the truth.
04:05So, I just need to keep-
04:07Try it!
04:13Stop Vox.
04:16Hmm.
04:17Oh, I think I know what to do.
04:36Oh, Angel, how was the group therapy session?
04:39Ugh, I missed it.
04:41I've had a headache all day.
04:42But Husk seems to be enjoying the therapist shit.
04:45Says his pretend and listen skills are put to good use.
04:49It was very informative.
04:51I have never heard someone come up with so many ways to say stupid.
04:55Adding the few to my personal dictionary.
04:58I just don't understand why she left me.
05:03Well, maybe it's because you're a moronic unthinking damn fool.
05:07Damn fool!
05:08Who was too nonsensically doltish to realize that you're a mindless chuckle fuck with your constant gormless profunery.
05:13Maybe you should try not being a feeble-minded-
05:16Smooth brain for once!
05:18Smooth brain!
05:19Yeah, maybe.
05:24Am I doing therapy right?
05:25I like therapy!
05:27Where are you headed?
05:28Lucifer.
05:29I need to ask him something.
05:31Must be important.
05:34Give me the tea later.
05:41How are you doing?
05:42Coming!
05:43Coming!
05:43Just a minute!
05:45I'll be different!
05:45I'll be different!
05:46Hey!
05:46I wasn't doing anything weird!
05:47I swear it!
05:48Oh, hey!
05:49Charlie's girlfriend!
05:50You have what I would bring you here?
05:51Come in!
05:51Come in!
05:52Just let me just-
05:55Wow!
05:56You really wasted no time, huh, sir?
05:59Oh, call me daddy!
06:00Wait, no, don't-
06:01Call me Lou!
06:03What-
06:03No, what is it you need?
06:04Uh, you're the king of hell, right?
06:07Last time!
06:09I checked.
06:09Why?
06:09Well, I don't know how much you know about Box.
06:12Oh, the TV head guy.
06:13Yeah, he's all over the place.
06:14Guy really likes to hear himself talk, huh?
06:16Have you been, uh, listening to him at all?
06:19Nope!
06:19Well, he's been hardcore shitting on Charlie in the hotel for weeks.
06:23It's kind of driving her crazy.
06:25And I-
06:25Wait a second, he's been-
06:26Yeah!
06:27So, you know, you think you could go over and like, I don't know, smite him or something?
06:35Oh, sorry.
06:38Oh, Vanastasia.
06:39I'll let you in on a little secret.
06:41I cannot smite him.
06:44No.
06:44It's kind of part of the whole hell thing.
06:46You see, it isn't just a place.
06:47It's a-
06:48It's a punishment.
06:49And mine is that I'm stuck here with all these sinners.
06:52Can't kill them.
06:53Can't do nothing with them.
06:55So I just have to ignore them.
06:56They are all mega gross and not a single one of them has good taste in musical theater.
07:00But Vox doesn't know that.
07:02What if you go intimidate him?
07:04Bluff a little.
07:05So most of hell, you're a pretty big deal.
07:08Yeah, I don't know.
07:10Well, I'd ask Alistair, but, you know, he's unavailable.
07:14So...
07:15Ah, no, no.
07:15I can handle any problem 500 times better than that dumb red loudspeaker, okay?
07:23If my little girl is getting harassed by this Vox fella, then it is my time to dirty up!
07:32No.
07:32Don't say it like that.
07:33But great!
07:45Uh...
07:45Charlie!
07:47Sarah, we need to talk to her!
07:49Hell needs to sort itself out first.
07:52But-
07:52What good would talking to her do?
07:54I don't think it's a good idea.
07:56You're afraid, aren't you?
07:57Because you know we owe Hell a massive apology.
08:01I brought cookies!
08:03What is he doing here?
08:05I invited him.
08:06I figured if anyone could help us make these decisions, it'd be best to have an actual Hell
08:09expert.
08:10Well, I'm not quite a Hell expert, but, uh, yes, I'm happy to help.
08:15He can't be here, Emily.
08:16This is important.
08:18Only the highest angels can-
08:19Well, I'm as high as you and I say he stays.
08:24All right.
08:24So, Pencious, what do you think we should do?
08:28My vote is that we should apologize.
08:30Maybe with some gift baskets?
08:32I mean, who doesn't love gift baskets?
08:34Right?
08:35Um, yes.
08:36Well, I'm sure Charlie would like a gift basket with chocolat.
08:42Oh, oh!
08:43You should throw in a cheese assortment!
08:45Oh!
08:46And a cute little plush bear that says, sorry for the violence.
08:50That would be so cute.
08:52Plus, lots of taffies!
08:53On it!
08:54I really don't think this is a good idea.
08:57How can the demons accept anything we say after what we've done?
09:01Well, your highness, a wise woman once told me that it starts with sorry.
09:07So, I think it's worth a try.
09:15Okay.
09:16Bye.
09:18Have fun.
09:35Oh, I've done a couple of grandkids.
09:38I'm black.
09:39I'm black.
09:39Have fun.
09:39Feel the right way to read it.
09:41I've done a couple of things.
09:41No, you know what?
09:42What's the matter?
09:44How can those things make you look new at the middle of the place?
09:47Oh, are these taffies?
09:49Oh, that was my contribution.
09:51Yeah, um, is Penn okay? Can I see him?
09:55The snake is fine. He misses you all.
09:58I'm sorry we can't bring him.
10:03Right. Well, thanks, guys.
10:06I appreciate this basket thing. It's very nice.
10:13Wait! You're here!
10:15Yes, we are!
10:16I need you to tell Hell that Petrus is in heaven and that Vox is full of shit!
10:20Oh, sure. We can do that.
10:22Hold on.
10:24Sorry, it's just Vox has completely convinced most of Hell that you all are still out to get us
10:29and that redemption isn't real and that I'm just some crazy person.
10:33What's a Vox?
10:34Yeah, he's like a guy with a TV for a head. It's like about this big arena.
10:40Wait, it's not important. Please, I need you to come with me.
10:43I heard Vox has a rally today. A big one.
10:46If we go there, you can apologize in front of his entire crowd.
10:50Show them all that he's a liar and...
10:53And that we're sorry.
10:54Yes! So sorry!
10:56Yes! Oh my gosh, yes!
10:58We're gonna need more gift baskets!
11:06I took a word for this, man! Just see what Vox is gonna say!
11:10According to your recent poll, Vox is the hottest person in the world.
11:15I'm a-lookin'.
11:17Not bad. You clean up nice for a TV.
11:21I know. So, uh, you have the dancers ready?
11:24Mm-hmm.
11:25And they're...
11:26Tens. Plus one-eight for diversity. Good man.
11:32Are you sure you want to present yourself like this to all of hell?
11:37Pardon?
11:38Flocked by your partners with their far more impressive contribution to your flashy little clown show.
11:44What really are you contributing besides noise?
11:54I'm the face? The face of the revolution. Where the fuck have you been?
11:59Yes, but still, if that's all...
12:03You think they could've pulled this off without me?
12:05It's me who made this happen. I have the vision.
12:08I have vision.
12:09Sure you do.
12:11Mm-hmm.
12:16I should go get the dancers camera ready. See you out there?
12:21Absolutely.
12:24Actually, Val. How about you and Velvet manage backstage?
12:29Can't have any mistakes in the presentation. I can handle the crowd.
12:32You don't want us coming out?
12:34Not right away. Don't worry. You'll have your time. Thanks, babe.
12:39Sure.
12:40Babe.
12:42See?
12:44I'm in charge here.
12:47I suppose it's something. Excuses and lies seem to still be your specialty.
12:53I try.
12:57Hello, Pentagram City!
13:03Haha, yeah! How are we doing tonight?
13:07Oh, my!
13:11Alright! Fantastic!
13:14Well, I just have to thank you all for coming out to support. It's such an honor, and can I...
13:19Ugh, just take a moment to say, Lilith would be so proud of how strong hell has become.
13:25Resist!
13:27Resist! Am I right?
13:27Come on, let me hear it!
13:31Resist!
13:32Jesus!
13:33I love it!
13:35I'm happy to serve you.
13:37Trust us to take on the Angel Menace!
13:40I love it!
13:51She's right now like you want teacher's attention. Well, I'm the principal of this eternal attention. I hope you had
13:58your fun, but son it's time to ring a bell.
14:01Ding, ding.
14:39Wow, super scary. I see why they give you such a big hat. Quick thing though, it's curious you stopped
14:46by to fight me nail and tooth, when all I mean to try is to dispense a dose of truth.
14:54We sinners do not need a king, we need someone who understands. A different kind of despot, bringing respite from
15:03divine demands. New order, like what Lilith had envisioned when she threatened them. She knew hell could be great, and
15:10we can make hell great again.
15:13Just imagine if we could flip the script, take the fight back way upstairs, and make them beg and say
15:20their prayers, and what would happen if we could run this ship?
15:25Hoist the mainsail, paint the decks, have a crewmate to protect, cause they want us all divided, that is how
15:32they keep us down. We got the guts, we got the hot spot, we got the means to seize the
15:37crowd.
15:37If you're not fucking stupid, then you've only got one choice. Me, box, pop your life, a people's voice. Try
15:46to picture if we could escape this hole. Never have to live in fear of days when angels may appear,
15:53cause here's the king our sinners can save their souls.
15:57Not by changing for redemption, but by taking over heaven. They say hell's too populated, that's why they exterminate. We
16:06got the numbers, we got the thunder, let's annex their real estate. If you wanna see a new world, raise
16:12your fists and make some noise.
16:13Tail box, pop your life, a people's voice. Manifest destiny, long as you invest in me, the rest will all
16:20fit into place.
16:21Meanwhile, this king thinks all of us peasants should be satisfied with an endless existence of suffering. Tell me hell,
16:28are you satisfied?
16:30Your wife knew it was wrong, Lou. Maybe that's why she's not around anymore. Here it comes, smite me, silence
16:37me, that's all you angels know how to do.
16:42You won't do it. You're weak. They didn't banish you, they clipped your wings and chained you down here. Well,
16:50I got no chains on me. Who's with me?
16:53Let's unite and fight for a brand new realm. Brand new realm.
16:57We'll spread our destiny, that's a mission of the beast.
17:01I love it!
17:02Every day's our night with box at the helm. That's me.
17:05Each has never tasted sweet. Oh yeah!
17:07Thanks to our charming leader, every spinner can be a winner. Let's take our face to the party games.
17:13We can have the keys, if we trust the beast, give a plus and let's call to rejoice.
17:18Tail box, pop your life, a people's voice.
17:32Uh... Hello?
17:33Oh my god! They're here to silence me!
17:37No, no, no, no, no! We're here to apologize!
17:42We are sorry.
17:43Oh, oh really? You're sorry? For what exactly?
17:48For... everything.
17:50For allowing the extermination of your people.
17:55Oh, just that? And what do you have here?
18:00Are those... gift baskets?
18:05No, wait, wait, wait, wait!
18:07Wait, wait, you! You are apologizing for genocide with gift baskets?
18:15They have assorted taffies in them. Like, really good taffies.
18:19Oh, you hear that, folks? These angels think our lives are worth really good taffies.
18:24That's what a sinner's soul is worth to heaven, huh?
18:27No! I don't like that at all! No! That doesn't sit right with me!
18:32No, I... that's not...
18:35Emily?
18:35Tell us all the real reason you're here.
18:39You are here to flaunt your power in front of us,
18:41because you can't stand that Hell managed to land a pretty damn big hit on you!
18:47Didn't we?
18:51How dare you! Fucking demonic filth!
18:55No! That's not it at all! We wanted to apologize! What we did was wrong!
19:02Again with the apology! After everything heaven did to us, why would any of us forgive you?
19:09No! Why would we even forgive you?
19:15No reason!
19:19Wow, what a negativity here.
19:22Hollow, vapid words, mocking us with trinkets,
19:26thinking that could ever make up for our fallen sinner brethren,
19:30taunting us with how little we matter to them.
19:33No!
19:34No!
19:35I'm madder than I thought I could be!
19:38We matter! We matter! We matter! We matter!
19:41That's not...
19:42Do you know how many sinners died in each extermination?
19:47Thousands!
19:54No!
19:58Not the picture! Stop! That's not what this is!
20:01First Lucifer threatens us!
20:03Now this!
20:05Wait! What?
20:07Dad?
20:08Do not see me...
20:10I have magical...
20:12Dad!
20:15I'm not here, you're dreaming.
20:18This is a dream.
20:21Well, we think you are full of shit!
20:26Hell will rise!
20:29Yeah!
20:30Hell will rise!
20:31Hell will rise!
20:33Hell will rise!
20:34Hell will rise!
20:35Hell will rise!
20:36Please, just back up!
20:38Now I can't get back into this!
20:39Okay, everybody, stop!
20:41Please!
20:42I...
20:43I don't...
20:44I don't...
20:45I don't...
20:45I...
20:46Oh, gosh.
20:48Geez, this isn't going how we want it at all.
20:50Enough!
20:51No!
21:01Sinners like you are the reason I allowed for the extermination in the first place.
21:06Power hungry and violent.
21:10This angel admits it!
21:12She called the extermination to silence the sinners speaking out, empowering each other.
21:17You did it to keep us down.
21:19Well, we are not gonna be kept down anymore.
21:23Consider this a declaration of holy war.
21:27I've woken up the people to the lies you angels tell.
21:35When we pay you a visit, we won't be bringing baskets.
21:40We'll be bringing decimation that'll put you in caskets.
21:44I'll show you what it means to be the motherfuckin' king of hell!
21:51Cause I'm the Fuhrer!
21:54I'm immense!
21:56I am the Avatar of your consequence!
21:59I'm your own mayor!
22:02I'm the blood!
22:04I am the nightmare you made when you spilled out blood!
22:08So cower and hide!
22:10Find a rope you can swing from!
22:13Go say your goodbyes to your lives!
22:15To your kingdom!
22:20No!
22:21No!
22:21No!
22:22No, no, wait!
22:22No, wait!
22:24No, wait!
22:42Um, something, uh, not chill happened down there.
22:48What?
22:49Hell declared war.
22:52I... I'm sorry!
22:55Hey!
22:58Oh. Oh, no.
23:06No, no, no, please, don't leave.
23:08I promise things aren't as bad as they're making them out to be.
23:10Hey, please.
23:13Fuck.
23:16Where the fuck is my dad?
23:18What?
23:19Dad, I know you're here!
23:22No, Matt!
23:24Dad, what the fuck were you thinking?
23:27You threatened Vox!
23:29Sweetie!
23:30I promise I was just trying to help, okay?
23:31You see, Vav knew over there, told me you were having trouble with this guy, and...
23:35I'm sorry, what?
23:36Wait, hold on, what happened?
23:38He ruined everything, is what happened.
23:42The angels were here to set things right, but thanks to him, and apparently you, Vox was able to spin
23:49it.
23:50Again!
23:51Charlie, that's what Vox does.
23:53I thought if your dad could at least get him to back down, you'd stop caring.
23:56Well, why didn't you ask me?
23:59Because you aren't listening to me, you're hyper fixating on what he's saying about you.
24:03Because he's hurting the hotel, he is ruining...
24:06Charlie!
24:06You are hurting the hotel!
24:08I know it sucks what Vox is doing, but you're playing his game.
24:12What? How can you even say that? Are you not on my side?
24:15I am, but being on your side means telling you the truth.
24:17I am worried about you.
24:19Well, don't be!
24:20If you don't care about what I'm trying to do, then I can just do it myself.
24:26Fine!
24:26If you want to bury your head in the bullshit, be my guest!
24:41I think you should leave, Dad.
24:45You have fucked things up for me enough.
24:54Okay.
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25:56Well, let me know if it's my milestone.
26:01Bento.
26:58Bento.
27:28Bento.
27:30Bento.
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