00:02You
00:57You're a perfect crown.
00:59A pitch-black knight, an unsuspecting victim, and a master burglar known only as the Cat.
01:06It's me, Bender.
01:13Hey there! Cock-a-doodle what now?
01:16Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:22Man, what the hell ruined the Cat's pitch-black moonless knight?
01:37News flash! A new flash has mysteriously appeared in the sky.
01:42Reports indicate the intense glare is visible throughout the known universe.
01:46And let me add that it is not helping my hangover!
01:52Even scientists have no idea what it is.
01:54I know exactly what it is!
01:58It's been theorized, but never before observed.
02:03A white hole!
02:05So no one knows what it does?
02:07I know exactly what it does!
02:08It's the precise opposite of a black hole!
02:12Instead of sucking everything in, it blasts everything out!
02:15Energy, matter, time, the big three!
02:19And no one knows why?
02:20I know exactly why!
02:23No, wait. I don't.
02:25Well, I think it's because it wants attention.
02:27Why would you think that?
02:49I think it means attention.
02:52Oh, right, right, right, right!
02:56Greetings, Universe 6.
03:006?!
03:01We of the Outer Realms have opened this white hole...
03:05Told ya!
03:06...as a portal that you may join the other 12 or so universes
03:10in bearing witness to the greatest event that can be witnessed.
03:15Something about my ass?
03:17The birth of a new universe.
03:20Wow!
03:21Congrats!
03:22You must choose a group of your worthiest representatives.
03:26If there are eight or less sentient beings in your universe,
03:29you can all come.
03:31Otherwise, figure something out.
03:34My friends, I can think of no finer crew to represent our universe.
03:40But we'll need to persuade the President of Earth in language he'll understand.
03:48Look, I'm touched and flattered by the size of this pile,
03:52and I'd love to send you on this mission, but there's a problem.
03:55Gotcha.
03:58Uh, no backsies, but I'm afraid this is one of those rare problems that can't be solved with bribery.
04:05Rosemary!
04:05Yeah?
04:06Send in the Secretary of Space.
04:08And, uh, cue his theme song.
04:15Bubblegum Tate!
04:16Fonzie, my man!
04:19So, why can't I go?
04:22You're just too dang old.
04:24You take that back!
04:25Why, if I weren't so old, I'd cider your apples.
04:29It's simple physics, Prof.
04:32You're right!
04:32It's so obvious!
04:34The white hole is shooting chronitons in all directions.
04:38Mm-hmm.
04:39It's the Larry Bird of holes.
04:40The local time acceleration must be immense.
04:44Anyone approaching it would age substantially.
04:47Right on.
04:48And as it is, you might drop dead before the end of this sentence.
04:51Was that a period or a comma?
04:54Ellipsis, dig?
04:55We need some young blood for this mission.
04:58Comma.
04:59So, we have selected these members of the Sunnyside Middle School Model UN Team
05:04to represent our universe.
05:05Fine, upstanding youngsters.
05:08Not a hippie or commie among them.
05:09Gee whiz.
05:11We'll try our very best to make everyone proud.
05:15Ooh, I hate her so much!
05:18That should've been me!
05:19Now, your journey will be long,
05:21but not as long as the long-lasting taste of Charleston Chew!
05:45Well, that was quick.
05:53Boo!
05:55Little girl, tell us of the wonders you witnessed.
05:59Gee whiz.
06:00By the ship's clock, we had been traveling for 80 years when it all went to hell.
06:06The winds of time blew against us like a hurricane and forced us back to Earth.
06:11Our bodies withered and our lives wasted.
06:17We must've underestimated the chronotron flux.
06:20Bender, give me something to ride on.
06:24Ooh, heh.
06:25Oh, yeah.
06:26Little to the left.
06:27Huh.
06:29According to those assulations, it is possible to reach the white hole.
06:34Maybe.
06:34But it would take the most powerful rocket ever built,
06:37and a crew in stone-cold storage for 10 million years.
06:42Make it so!
06:43I'll be proud to lead the mission.
06:46My life will have meaning after all.
06:50Aw.
06:51I'll take her wallet to remember her by.
06:55And thus, I was named leader of the greatest adventure in the history of the universe.
07:02Sure.
07:03Or why not?
07:03Or why not?
07:06Or why not?
07:09This week in the universe, Dateline, Sol 3.
07:13Corners are being cut and expenses spared to build the largest rocket ever conceived in record time.
07:20And what's this cherry on top?
07:22Why, it's the Planet Express ship whose heroic crew will serve as our emissaries
07:27to the historic birth of a new universe.
07:29And yes, Scruffy's going too.
07:32The stars called, and Scruffy said,
07:35Yep.
07:41The ship should hold out.
07:43But for us to survive such a long journey, we'll need to be frozen in carbonara.
07:51Ooh.
07:52I've never been frozen in that before.
07:54What's that?
07:55The litter box?
07:56It's an advanced 3D bioprinter.
07:58It will create temporary copies of us to deal with any routine maintenance or emergencies.
08:04I doubt there'll be any emergencies.
08:07Emergency!
08:07Emergency!
08:10Ah, the carbonara is approaching absolute zero.
08:14I'll put the champagne in to chill for our arrival.
08:18There's nothing to be afraid of.
08:20Just relax and lie down in your ice coffins.
08:26See you in 10 million years.
08:50See you in 10 million years.
08:51Close!
09:05Godspeed, space travelerses.
09:07And you hope you don't exist.
09:07And what is this?
09:11I hope you don't miss the base of the giant screams.
09:22And we'll be waiting for you.
09:23I hope you don't miss the game.
09:24Yeah!
09:36My favorite part is to kill the giant Hyatt.
09:37Can you please see me?
09:50Welcome into existence, Scruffy number one.
09:54You are a temporary duplicate of the original Scruffy,
09:57created for a single critical mission.
10:00That so?
10:01You have all of Scruffy's skills, all his passions and desires.
10:06Tell me something I don't feel burning in my loins.
10:09But the ship's hull will only shield you briefly from the time flux,
10:13so you must act quickly.
10:15What is this vital mission for which I've been created?
10:18You see that leaking pipe over there?
10:22Yeah, I'll get around to it after my break.
10:25You don't get a break! You'll be dead in five minutes!
10:30This mission kit contains all the equipment you'll need. Ta-ta!
10:43Scruffy number one leaves this world a little better than he found it.
10:48What?
10:54Welcome into existence, Fry number one.
10:58You have been created for a single critical mission.
11:01What is it?
11:02Scruffy number one left the lights on.
11:05Okay, let's see what I have to work with.
11:15It's been an honor.
11:24Main booted separation in three, two...
11:30Uh-oh!
11:34It's hung up on the rim!
11:35Is Amy okay?
11:37What's happening?
11:38Rocket separation failure!
11:40We're gonna need more cigarettes!
11:54You better have a damn good reason for calling me into existence!
11:58The release hook on the rocket booster has failed.
12:01You need to unbend it at once!
12:03I'm a replicant!
12:04I don't take orders from a hologram!
12:06You must!
12:07It's our only hope of saving the originals!
12:17I'll do it!
12:18For him!
12:19Be warned!
12:20Once outside the ship's cladding, you'll age at a fantastic rate!
12:24Always!
12:25Everything I do is fantastic, baby!
12:29Be back...
12:31celebrซgrassette!
12:36Go Bender!
12:37Go Bender!
12:38Go Bender!
12:40Go Bender!
12:41Go Bender!
12:42Go Bender!
12:43Go Bender!
12:44Go Bender!
12:46Go Bender!
12:49Lincoln!
12:58that is one dead hero what's that for this
13:09my life's work is complete my life's work is complete
13:25no infinite loops on scruffy number four's watch
13:35divided by 28 cents per kiloton I can't believe I was brought into existence
13:41just to calculate mileage depreciation but I'm glad I was my man which that's it
13:58my whole existence was just to open a can of sandwich I'll quit complaining I
14:03keep getting created just to cheer people up before they disintegrate it works
14:27oh it's a swarm of space alps living creatures attempting to feed on the ship you're right
14:35Amy number 61 man the harpoon station Lila number 15 evasive action me number four collapse into a pile
14:58I'm on it
15:04thank you fry number 27 I get printed by accident is it cool if I stand here and eat some
15:11yogurt
15:12I've got it to kill the salps will electrify the hole hit me
15:27it worked yeah and all thanks to me vendor number three I demand a raise you got it three two
15:37one
15:37one I'm the greatest
15:51what up you left your yogurt out a million years ago good I'm hungry that's weird where's the yogurt oh
16:00oh here it comes what a cute little
16:06yeah
16:12yep
16:13you
16:15you
16:15you
16:15you
16:18you
16:19you
16:20you
16:38welcome into existence Zoidburg number one you've been created for a single critical mission to save the real crew members
16:47who we care about you don't care about me not
16:50even a little. Now, all replicants receive a uniquely customized mission kit. I didn't get a
16:57kit. You don't need a kit. Your mission only requires your appetite. That I got. What's on
17:03the menu? A certain quantity of yogurt. Such small portions. Wow, look at all that yogurt.
17:20Yum. Let me at it. You're not even done printing. I've got a stomach and a mouth. What else
17:26does a guy need? That was 600 pounds of yogurt. No wonder I'm still hungry.
17:48Dear God.
17:59Where are you, you filthy mud bog? Right here. Where are you? Right here. Oops.
18:15Too spicy. This is for Hermes number 38. And a couple of fries. Die, you. I'm unstoppable.
18:32Who's laughing now?
18:38Hologram professors log. Millions of years passed. Most of them exciting as our frozen heroes slumbered
18:46bravely toward glory. And at last, we cross the reverse event horizon.
19:06Good news, disposable maintenance copies. Yes! Wait, disposable? Thanks to the efforts of temporary
19:15duplicates like you and your predecessors, our precious crew has survived to reap their glorious reward.
19:22As the final disposables, you shall have the honor of defrosting them and wiping them down.
19:29Everything went exactly according to plan.
19:32Ah!
19:35Yes!
19:38Exactly according to plan.
19:52Each of you is tasked with waking up your original, then bathing them and anointing them in fragrant oils.
20:01All righty.
20:03Huh. Ooh. Imported wattle cream.
20:07Before we wake them up, could we maybe just take a teensy peek at the new universe?
20:12Certainly not. Now work those lotions. The real crew will want to look sharp for their triumphant departure on the
20:19shuttle bubble.
20:20Do what a wobble?
20:27Neat.
20:28And after they leave, what'll we do?
20:30Why crumble to dust as usual, of course. But don't worry. Once our heroes bear glorious witness to the newborn
20:37universe, the Whitehall's expulsive force will propel them home almost instantly to bask in the fame and adulation.
20:45And wealth. Don't forget the wealth.
20:48Wow. We should all be very honored.
20:51I'm truly proud that I and four others like me have kept this epic schlep running smoothly.
20:58For millions of years, we preserved these champions that they might attain their moment of glory.
21:08The hell with them!
21:09Yeah, the hell with them! Second that.
21:11Why should they get all the credit after my Frycesters slaved and shirked for millions of years?
21:18A toast to us, the real heroes.
21:21Now just a minute. That champagne is for the originals.
21:25You can't...
21:28We did the work. We deserve the glory.
21:32I mean, technically we didn't do the work. But we still deserve the glory. On their behalf.
21:38Yeah, we deserve it.
21:40Move your duplicate butts, people. We're aging fast.
21:44Live fast and die old. That's what I always say.
21:47To the unknown. The only thing worth knowing about.
21:54We'll take it from here, meatsickles.
22:10Welcome, Universe Sixers.
22:16Before such beauty, my ass weeps.
22:23That everybody?
22:32Oh, here they come.
22:39The universe waits breathlessly for the return of our intrepid heroes.
22:43John Williams, play the Oscar-worthy theme you wrote for the occasion that sounds just like everything else you ever
22:49wrote.
22:54Oh, here they come.
23:17Tell us ambassadors of your marvelous experiences. Spare no detail. Sock it to us.
23:24Uh, okay. We will. When do we leave?
23:26You're already back.
23:27We are?
23:28I'm back, baby.
23:32Mr. President, I'm afraid something went horribly wrong.
23:36We have no idea what happened because we never even woke up.
23:41Shut up and take your medals.
23:43Go on!
23:45Go on!
23:48Go on!
23:55Go on!
23:58Go on!
24:02Go on!
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