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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:20Mm-hmm.
00:00:30Now, can you show me that you have to take a little help?
00:00:32No!
00:00:50No sound.
00:00:54Oh, God, I'm a bad guy.
00:00:57You are the only one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one
00:00:59who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one who's the one.
00:00:59Oh, my God.
00:01:49Oh, no!
00:02:15I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker, too.
00:02:57I'll have my revenge.
00:03:28I'll have my revenge.
00:03:49I'll have my revenge.
00:03:52I'll have my revenge.
00:03:54I'll have my revenge.
00:04:06I'll have my revenge.
00:04:53I'll have my revenge.
00:04:56I'll have my revenge.
00:04:57I'll have my revenge.
00:05:00I'll have my revenge.
00:05:02I'll have my revenge.
00:05:10I'll have my revenge.
00:05:13I'll have my revenge.
00:05:28Hey, take it easy.
00:05:30I don't even know these guys.
00:05:45Hi.
00:05:47Hello.
00:05:48Hello?
00:05:58Hello?
00:06:19Hello?
00:06:21Hello?
00:06:22Hello?
00:06:25Hello?
00:06:44You know, I've got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55Line form's on the right.
00:06:56You've got to help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day, that's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:04Do the words walk east till your head floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess, I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:21Come here.
00:07:23Look at him.
00:07:28Come here!
00:07:34Yeah!
00:07:35Come here, my boy!
00:07:36Oh!
00:07:43Oh!
00:07:44Oh, my God.
00:08:15Come on!
00:08:27What are you doing?
00:08:35Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:56Come on! Come on! The back door! Let's go!
00:09:15Let's get out of here!
00:09:20After them!
00:09:21Here are those men!
00:09:56I'm Evie!
00:09:58Deathstalker!
00:10:00Deathstalker?
00:10:00Uh-huh!
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:14They're getting it!
00:10:47You're good!
00:10:49Helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:59No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:02Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:10It is pretty early in the morning!
00:11:12Yeah!
00:11:13Yeah!
00:11:14Yeah!
00:11:15Yeah!
00:11:19Yeah!
00:11:20Yeah!
00:11:21Yeah!
00:11:23Yeah!
00:11:25Yeah!
00:11:29Yeah!
00:11:30Hold it!
00:11:30Which way they go?
00:11:31Better now!
00:11:32You go north!
00:11:32I'll have some!
00:11:33I'll double back! We'll meet here!
00:11:35But find them!
00:11:35Yeah!
00:11:37Yeah!
00:11:37Yeah!
00:11:38Yeah!
00:11:43I think we finally lost them.
00:11:48I'm starving here!
00:11:50Just a second!
00:11:51Haven't had a thing to eat since last night at Aboods.
00:11:58Here, try it. It's my specialty.
00:12:01Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mmm!
00:12:07Good!
00:12:08Very good!
00:12:09Um, try it with some water, can you please?
00:12:17Thank you, that was great! Great!
00:12:19Boy, you must have really been hungry!
00:12:22Mm-hmm!
00:12:22More?
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:26Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:27I know I kinda messed things up for you before.
00:12:33Excuse me.
00:12:34Just struck me funny.
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you.
00:12:38I'm listening.
00:12:39I can tell your future.
00:12:41No, really!
00:12:43I'm a seer.
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood.
00:12:46Okay, things can't get much worse, I guess.
00:12:49Shoot.
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow, hear my call.
00:12:59I wanna keep that to a minimum.
00:13:01I see you embarking on a heroic quest.
00:13:04It shall become legend.
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages.
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right.
00:13:12An image is coming to me.
00:13:15Yes!
00:13:15I see it, so clear.
00:13:17A young woman.
00:13:19No!
00:13:20A princess.
00:13:21A princess?
00:13:23Is she rich?
00:13:23She's calling to you.
00:13:25Help me.
00:13:27Help me, Deathstalker.
00:13:28Only you can save me.
00:13:30She's in trouble?
00:13:31Oh, big trouble.
00:13:33A matter of life or death.
00:13:35Why?
00:13:37What?
00:13:38I see someone else.
00:13:40Dark and evil.
00:13:42This is bad.
00:13:43This is real bad.
00:13:44The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak.
00:13:48An evil sorcerer.
00:13:50Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman.
00:13:54Even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:57Better than me?
00:13:58Wait!
00:13:59He's laughing at you.
00:14:01Come and get me, Deathstalker, if you dare.
00:14:05What?
00:14:06This sorcerer?
00:14:07Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Japhir.
00:14:10Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey.
00:14:14Oh, figures.
00:14:15Many dangers.
00:14:16Witches, dragons, ogres.
00:14:18Must got down on the tourist trade.
00:14:20You shall confront them all, emerge victorious, and reap a fabulous reward.
00:14:26The all-seeing eye never lies.
00:14:29And this is gonna get me into the legends.
00:14:32Right up there with Conan.
00:14:33Ho-ho!
00:14:37Whoa!
00:14:39Uh, sorry.
00:14:41You all right?
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:43Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you know more.
00:14:47Well, that settles it, then.
00:14:48I'm out of here.
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go.
00:14:53I'm not getting any younger, you know.
00:14:55Go?
00:14:56To Japhir?
00:14:57Now?
00:14:58You got it, sis.
00:15:00Wait a minute!
00:15:01Wait a minute!
00:15:03There's still more soup!
00:15:21Next.
00:15:25Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:27I'm working on it.
00:15:29She won't get far.
00:15:31You should have never let her escape.
00:15:33She might come back and take a throw.
00:15:37A waif pretending to be a princess?
00:15:39Who would believe it?
00:15:42Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling.
00:15:48We've gone over this a dozen times before.
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess.
00:15:55An exact duplicate in all respects.
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs.
00:16:03In other words, if she dies...
00:16:07You die.
00:16:09But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula...
00:16:11I can duplicate anyone, then eliminate the original.
00:16:15Now, my dear, please run along.
00:16:17These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself.
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more.
00:16:23Alone.
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber.
00:16:29Waiting.
00:16:30As you wish, my dear.
00:16:32As you wish.
00:16:34Next.
00:16:39Sultana.
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line.
00:16:44You look marvelous.
00:16:46Lovely as a rose.
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind.
00:16:50After what you've done to me, I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure.
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:55You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my
00:17:00help.
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one.
00:17:02You were paid handsomely.
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jerak, my dear.
00:17:07I have a proposition for you.
00:17:09You wish to have the Princess Evie return to you.
00:17:12I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here.
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now.
00:17:18Doubtless you'll remember Chin the buccaneer.
00:17:20Chin, the one eye.
00:17:22The man's a second-rate amateur.
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him.
00:17:26Evie is mine.
00:17:27And the meddler?
00:17:29Deathstalker.
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:33Oh, very well. He's yours. Enjoy.
00:17:36Done.
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana.
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure.
00:17:42Next!
00:17:58Long story!
00:17:59It's the best!
00:17:59The...
00:18:00The...
00:18:00Of...
00:18:02The...
00:18:05The...
00:18:10Which way, O mighty Oracle?
00:18:13Why do they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:17Some of the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely.
00:18:25The crystal ball never lets me down.
00:18:27The West Road.
00:18:29Are you sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:38No, I wouldn't.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off.
00:19:02Give it to me, Chen.
00:19:03What do you got?
00:19:04That Stalker's as good as in the grave.
00:19:07Look, sailor.
00:19:08Don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10He has as many lives as a cat.
00:19:12And remember, the last one belongs to me.
00:19:16If he's made of flesh and blood, he can die.
00:19:20Never underestimate the strength of an enemy.
00:19:22Especially an accomplished fighter like Stalker.
00:19:25You telling me how to do my job, Sultana?
00:19:27Just giving you some friendly advice.
00:19:29Well, keep it to yourself.
00:19:30I'll bring Stalker to you on a platter.
00:19:33Like a piece of raw meat.
00:19:35Oh, yeah?
00:19:36Yeah, I've got just the butchers to do it.
00:19:40Say hello to crazy Otto Rheingold, the mad Prussian.
00:19:43Solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless.
00:19:48I'm sure you recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky.
00:19:51Five years on the Genghis Khan Strike Force.
00:19:53Part-time consultant to Attila the Hun.
00:19:56Next, John the Baptist Bombasso.
00:19:58Drowning the specialty.
00:20:00Beside him, Nick the Crippler of Kashmir.
00:20:03I think his name says it all.
00:20:05And last but not least, a real find.
00:20:07Buddy Footstool LaRosa.
00:20:10Only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality.
00:20:16Still skeptical?
00:20:18You bet I am.
00:20:21Suit yourself.
00:20:23Come on, boys.
00:20:33Okay, men.
00:20:34Let him have it.
00:20:43Most men, but don't kill.
00:20:45Not yet.
00:20:47Not yet.
00:20:48Let him have it.
00:20:50Let him have it.
00:20:55Let him have it.
00:21:05Let him have it.
00:21:07Let him have it.
00:21:09Let him have it.
00:21:10Let him have it.
00:21:11Let him have it.
00:21:13Let him have it.
00:21:14Let him have it.
00:21:15Let him have it.
00:21:15Let him have it.
00:21:16Let him have it.
00:21:16Let him have it.
00:21:17Let him have it.
00:21:17Let him have it.
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:40Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:44Who are they?
00:21:47You tell me, you're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, they were trying to kill us.
00:21:56They could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:01You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:19I knew these had come in handy.
00:22:23Where are you going?
00:22:25Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys.
00:22:37Save your arrows.
00:22:59I want to help.
00:23:04I want to help.
00:23:20Oh, my God.
00:23:45Oh, my God.
00:24:19Oh, my God.
00:24:30Oh, my God.
00:24:32Oh, my God.
00:24:35Throw your sword down, or I'll cut our pretty little throat.
00:24:40Go ahead.
00:24:41Cut it.
00:24:42You rat!
00:24:43What?
00:24:44What?
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:50Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:54Come on.
00:24:54Let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh, and would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:04Oh!
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:08What do you want?
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:10Yes, Stalker.
00:25:11You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:14Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15Yes, Stalker.
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:24Minus the fearless five.
00:25:27You should have listened to me.
00:25:29You want a bitch?
00:25:30Bitch to Jarek.
00:25:31I'm calling him right now.
00:25:46What news have you?
00:25:48Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:50I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:53I got an idea.
00:25:54Come closer.
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured that it will.
00:26:19So long, sailor.
00:26:37Well, look what we have here.
00:26:41Pookie, huh?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:50Stalker.
00:26:51I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke.
00:26:55That's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:06You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't an adventure.
00:27:16It's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when the legend's told, I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told, nobody's going to believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute.
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered.
00:27:40My hut.
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We gotta go back.
00:27:44You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:13Don't go in there.
00:28:14It's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will ya?
00:28:19Well, come on in.
00:28:23What are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on.
00:28:27It's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:30Stalker!
00:28:46Stalker?
00:29:16You know, sir, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive, but I believe it carries a rather stiff penalty in
00:29:24these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:27Forgive me for not introducing myself properly, but I assumed a person with even your limited deductive powers could have
00:29:32guessed.
00:29:34Jerrack.
00:29:46Stalker!
00:30:02Stalker!
00:30:03Get out here!
00:30:06Stalker!
00:30:06Get out here!
00:30:07I'd offer you my hand, sir, but it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once, even
00:30:15for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So, if you'll be so good as to excuse me, I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to.
00:30:21And, oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh?
00:30:41You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:50Stalker!
00:30:51Stalker!
00:31:00Stalker!
00:31:03Stalker!
00:31:04Stalker!
00:31:05Stalker!
00:31:08Stalker!
00:31:09God, it means secret love around here someplace.
00:31:10Uh-huh.
00:31:19Stalker!
00:31:23Stalker!
00:31:39Stalker!
00:31:50Stalker!
00:31:52Stalker!
00:31:53Uh-huh!
00:31:59Ah!
00:32:01Ah!
00:32:03Stalker!
00:32:04Stalker! Get out of here!
00:32:07Ah!
00:32:09Stalker!
00:32:14Leave me alone for five minutes. Look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming! I'm coming!
00:32:34Yah! Yah!
00:32:36Come on! Yah!
00:32:53I'm coming!
00:32:55Don't you know another tune?
00:32:56Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:10Guards! Guards!
00:33:16No!
00:33:18No!
00:33:20No!
00:33:25Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:28Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Too bad.
00:33:34Face party, though.
00:33:43Come.
00:33:43Come.
00:33:45I won't bite.
00:33:55Come.
00:33:57I won't bite.
00:34:29You know, something funny's going on here.
00:34:31First we get attacked by bandits, then those damn zombies, what's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jarrett guy, he's playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The ward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:57Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:02Looks like you could use this.
00:35:05What are you going to use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09It'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21I'm okay.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker.
00:35:37Hmm?
00:35:38Is that your sword or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west of a tree that looks like a rock, where you cross a
00:36:07dry river bed where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What?
00:36:12Dry river?
00:36:12Just follow the mountains.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15Ain't going to be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:19No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises.
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:22No surprises.
00:36:23No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be.
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad.
00:36:28Uh, why I oughta.
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:48Look, I...
00:36:49Uh, let me do the talking.
00:36:51Now listen.
00:36:53I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00I don't think so.
00:37:01I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot.
00:37:04Like Evie of Jaffir, the demon princess, who raids our camps and burns our crops and steals our men.
00:37:11Me?
00:37:12A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18My name is Rena.
00:37:19Rena the seer.
00:37:22Rena?
00:37:23Oh, yeah.
00:37:24Her name's Rena, alright.
00:37:25Rena the seer.
00:37:27Rena the lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well.
00:37:29Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32Uh, well.
00:37:33Now that we've, uh, cleared up this little misunderstanding and we're all friends again.
00:37:37Uh, maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:41The girl may go.
00:37:44But not you.
00:37:47Deathstalker.
00:37:48So, you, you have heard of me.
00:37:50Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:55Your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial.
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20Used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23This is a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on.
00:38:28Come on.
00:38:28Let's get going.
00:38:29Let's get in the rain.
00:38:30Okay.
00:38:31Okay.
00:38:31I'm going.
00:38:31Stop shouting.
00:38:41Deathstalker.
00:38:42Here it comes.
00:38:43According to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:49Your opponent in this contest shall be none other than Gorgo.
00:38:56Our fiercest warrior and my champion.
00:39:02Gorgo!
00:39:03Gorgo!
00:39:04Gorgo!
00:39:05Gorgo!
00:39:05I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:09Gorgo!
00:39:10Come on down!
00:39:12I'm taking candy from your baby.
00:39:14You named her.
00:39:15Did you see her?
00:39:16Stalker.
00:39:17Will ya?
00:39:18Stalker.
00:39:18I can beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:21Well, I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about?
00:39:26What?
00:39:27Gorgo!
00:39:30Gorgo!
00:39:32Gorgo!
00:39:34Gorgo!
00:39:36Gorgo!
00:39:37Gorgo!
00:39:38Gorgo!
00:39:39Gorgo!
00:39:40Gorgo!
00:39:41Gorgo!
00:39:42Gorgo!
00:39:42Gorgo!
00:39:42Gorgo!
00:39:44Gorgo!
00:39:45Gorgo!
00:39:47Gorgo!
00:39:50this is of course a fight to the death naturally no mercy well well may the best man
00:40:07skip it let the fight begin
00:40:16that's a nice outfit do you have to uh buy your clothes at a special store
00:40:26get out all right come on
00:40:53and stay down
00:40:58come on
00:41:19here's what you gotta do stay away from her wear out run her down get attack attack
00:41:24if i'm still alive i'll have her in five
00:41:29six maybe seven at the outside
00:41:53oh
00:41:54Get the hair, oh, my God.
00:41:58Anything, get the hair.
00:42:05Get up, okay, come on.
00:42:09Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No.
00:42:34You're looking good out there. You're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up and don't let it get you without running.
00:42:43You know, she may have a strength.
00:42:47I got to stand her.
00:42:50Go get her.
00:43:07Get home!
00:43:10Got it!
00:43:11Don't touch.
00:43:12Heart attack.
00:43:14Heart attack.
00:43:17Heart attack!
00:43:18No!
00:43:22No!
00:43:27No!
00:43:30No!
00:43:31No!
00:43:33No!
00:43:35No!
00:43:36No!
00:43:38Just what I want to know.
00:43:39Put it in my hand. Put it in my hand.
00:43:42Put it in my hand.
00:43:48Oh!
00:43:49Ah!
00:43:53Oh!
00:43:56Oh!
00:43:57Yeah!
00:43:58Yeah!
00:44:00No!
00:44:02No!
00:44:04No!
00:44:16No!
00:44:17No!
00:44:46Oh
00:44:59Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
00:45:03Kill her! Kill her! What are you doing?
00:45:06This is a fight to the death!
00:45:10You want to kill her? Do it yourself.
00:45:22That was incredible! You're great!
00:45:25Thanks, princess.
00:45:29Wait! Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you.
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again. I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell
00:45:36me.
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer.
00:45:38Well, not a very good one. But I am a princess. Or I was.
00:45:44Jerk made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom.
00:45:48Oh, that's good. That's rich. Try it on the next staff you meet.
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me.
00:45:57So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you? Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would have helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that!
00:46:06Steve.
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but, uh, I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool.
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here now! What in the hell did I shake?
00:46:28Judy, darling!
00:46:30I'm sitting out waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me!
00:46:34Judy, darling! It's Jerk!
00:46:36What do you want? I hate her! I hate her, I hate her! Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little lovebird. You needn't worry. I shall find her.
00:46:48You'll be pleased, though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough.
00:46:52I hope so. Every day I fade more and more. Soon I'll cease to exist.
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber. You shan't be disappointed.
00:47:02This better be good.
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good.
00:47:11In my hand, I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling. The elixir.
00:47:18Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever.
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph.
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:27I duplicated him as I duplicated you. Now for the test.
00:47:42You may have the honor.
00:47:51It works!
00:47:54Naturally.
00:47:56You've made me so happy.
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead.
00:48:07Thank you again.
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stalker?
00:48:26No.
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stalker?
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stalker?
00:48:40There he is.
00:48:54No.
00:48:57No.
00:49:10Have you seen Death Stalker?
00:49:16No.
00:49:18No.
00:49:19No.
00:49:20No.
00:49:20I think I'll be the one.
00:49:22No.
00:49:23We will see you all.
00:49:23No.
00:49:23No.
00:49:24No.
00:49:27Your body's close to me, but your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here. One minute. Don't go away.
00:49:49Stalker, just think. Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:56The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire,
00:50:01melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You've got to be kidding. After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no. That's not possible. The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What ceremony?
00:50:22A wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:39Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:03Shh. No, I didn't think so.
00:51:07No, I didn't think so.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:35Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh. I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk.
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jarek needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Deathstalker?
00:52:05Somebody looking for me?
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get up!
00:52:14Oh!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker.
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:16I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:19I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:31I'm all for it.
00:53:42F-f-f-f-f...
00:53:48Don't care!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing.
00:54:16I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:18Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:38Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Ow, ow!
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:54:44Where's my lord?
00:54:56Oh, come here.
00:54:57My lord.
00:54:57All right.
00:55:01Oh, my lord.
00:55:14You'll be there.
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:59Very interesting. Is there another way in?
00:56:03Of course.
00:56:14Where do these tunnels go?
00:56:16Under the castle.
00:56:19What is that?
00:56:20The wind.
00:56:26Friend of yours?
00:56:27Looks like he died with a gag in his mouth.
00:56:30Yeah, well, if he did, he never got a chance to tell it.
00:56:39Don't say it. Just don't say it.
00:56:41Every time you have a vision, something bad happens.
00:56:46Stalker!
00:56:47Get out! Get out of here!
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:57Ah, Death Stalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servant's entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name,
00:57:08I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:10Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't possibly attain my current position
00:57:20by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine!
00:57:27Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:32Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever,
00:57:35and it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off our homes.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart!
00:58:10I think we're revived!
00:58:12Help!
00:58:13Help!
00:58:14Oh!
00:58:15No!
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:16Oh, my God.
00:58:50Good evening, Devstalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:02And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Devstalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:25Come on.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you, but there's another girl running around here that's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Uh, say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:12Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's going to be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:17Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:33You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's a princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure.
01:00:44But I, uh, think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so, too.
01:00:54Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:23And now you're mind-stalker.
01:01:26Ah, what?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:51I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing.
01:02:02The widest secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark.
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:18Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire?
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against 100.
01:02:32Make that two against 100.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:37Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:50Okay.
01:02:53Woo!
01:02:57Woo!
01:02:58Woo!
01:03:01Woo!
01:03:05Woo!
01:03:14Oh, my God.
01:03:42Oh, my God.
01:04:08Oh, my God.
01:04:39Where are you going?
01:04:41Leaving.
01:04:43You owe me your life.
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man, even you.
01:04:47Good luck.
01:04:48Get out of my way.
01:04:56What is going on here?
01:04:58I have a splitting headache.
01:04:59I'm trying to get some sleep.
01:05:01Ew.
01:05:02Inside, inside.
01:05:03It's not over yet.
01:05:06You okay?
01:05:10I guess you are.
01:05:11Come on, we got business to attend to.
01:05:15How could you let this happen?
01:05:17You've ruined my life.
01:05:19I gave you your life.
01:05:23Now go to your chambers.
01:05:25I'll be there shortly.
01:05:27Go.
01:05:40Throne room's that way.
01:05:42Where are you going?
01:05:43There's only room for one princess in this castle.
01:05:45What are you going to do?
01:05:47Can't tell you.
01:05:48Girl talk.
01:05:50Oh.
01:06:04Let's see.
01:06:09Let's see.
01:07:42Still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:44Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And seemed to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:21Ah!
01:08:25Ah!
01:08:26Ah!
01:08:28Ah!
01:08:29Ah!
01:08:33Ah!
01:08:35Ah!
01:08:38Ah!
01:08:45Ah!
01:08:50Ah!
01:09:04Ah!
01:09:06Ah!
01:09:07Ah!
01:09:24Ah!
01:09:25Ha!
01:09:27Oh!
01:09:40Yarrar!
01:09:41No!
01:09:49No!
01:09:54No!
01:10:09Up.
01:10:11Up.
01:10:25Up.
01:10:55Up.
01:10:57Up.
01:11:15Up.
01:11:19Up.
01:11:22It's fun.
01:11:32Your highness shall speak now.
01:11:35It's ought to be good.
01:11:37Come forward, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We have searched through the kingdom's coffers
01:11:51for some expression of our appreciation for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know. Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's going to make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
01:12:27Good night.
01:12:28Come on!
01:12:33Sorry, I know!
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