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00:00:00The End
00:00:19Is that where she keeps it?
00:00:20Mm-hmm.
00:00:34The End
00:01:18Whoa!
00:01:22Whoa!
00:01:22Whoa!
00:01:26Whoa!
00:01:37Whoa!
00:01:50Oh, no.
00:01:52Ah!
00:01:56Whoa!
00:01:57Whoa!
00:01:59Whoa!
00:02:01Oh, no.
00:02:03Oh, no.
00:02:04Whoa!
00:02:04Whoa!
00:02:04Whoa!
00:02:04Whoa!
00:02:11Come on, come on, get up.
00:02:15I'll have my revenge and Deathstalker, too.
00:03:05I'll have my revenge.
00:03:35I'll have my revenge.
00:03:49Let me go!
00:03:51Let me go!
00:03:52Quiet, or you'll eat steel for dinner.
00:03:55Looks like you've eaten everything else.
00:03:57shut up you little winch this town's got no room for beggars i am not a beggar i'm a seer
00:04:05even the king knows that all too well girl you're lucky to get away with your life look
00:04:10his highness asked for a prophecy and that's what he got in my kingdom a man would delight
00:04:16to learn his wife would sue me with child but not by another man eh marco i call him as
00:04:21i see him
00:04:21good or bad even i can predict what's going to happen to you give me a break how's an
00:04:26oracle supposed to make a living the king wants you off the castle grounds now you can't treat me
00:04:32like this i'm a princess right right and i'm merlin the magician yeah i'll be off with you
00:04:39princess of beggars you'll be sorry you're the one that's gonna be sorry let's get her
00:04:52who the hell are you ordinarily i don't mind seeing a woman get a good beating if she deserves it
00:04:58yeah but this doesn't look like much of a contest to me you picked the wrong town to stop in
00:05:05stranger
00:05:05he's gonna stop here permanent you know who we are
00:05:11the village idiot the two runners up
00:05:14get him
00:05:28hey take it easy i don't even know these guys
00:05:45hi
00:05:47hello
00:05:48hello
00:05:57hello
00:05:58hello
00:06:00hello
00:06:19Whoa!
00:06:21Whoa!
00:06:22Whoa!
00:06:22Whoa!
00:06:22Ha-ha!
00:06:23Oh, get some memory.
00:06:25Ha-ha!
00:06:28Ha-ha-ha!
00:06:44You know, I've got a nice big room upstairs.
00:06:51What do you say, the three of us go up there and...
00:06:54I need to talk to you.
00:06:55The line form's on the right.
00:06:56You've got to help me.
00:06:58One rescue a day. That's my policy.
00:07:02It's a matter of life and death.
00:07:04Do the words walk east till your hat floats mean anything to you?
00:07:08Hey, you princess! I thought we told you to get out of town.
00:07:27Oh, this way, boy!
00:07:29Oh, God!
00:07:33Oh!
00:07:34Hey, why are you?
00:07:36We're going down with you!
00:07:39Oh, my God!
00:07:46Oh!
00:07:48Oh!
00:07:50Oh!
00:07:52Oh, that's right!
00:07:53Oh, man!
00:07:54Oh, man!
00:08:10Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:08:28What are you doing?
00:08:31What are you doing?
00:08:35Look out!
00:08:37Behind you!
00:08:56Come on! Come on! The back door! Let's go!
00:09:15Let's get out of here!
00:09:20After them! Here are those men!
00:09:54Come on!
00:09:56I'm Evie!
00:09:58Deathstalker!
00:09:59Deathstalker?
00:10:01Is that your first name or your last name?
00:10:12Come on!
00:10:15They're getting it!
00:10:47You're good!
00:10:49It helps in my line of work.
00:10:50What line of work is that?
00:10:53Oh, I like to call it the wealth redistribution business.
00:10:56Oh, so you rob from the rich and give to the poor.
00:10:58No, I rob from the rich and pretty much keep it.
00:11:01Do you think we lost them?
00:11:04You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to catch the Prince of Thieves.
00:11:09It is pretty early in the morning!
00:11:12Yeah!
00:11:13Yeah!
00:11:14Yeah!
00:11:15Yeah!
00:11:19Yeah!
00:11:20Yeah!
00:11:21Yeah!
00:11:23Yeah!
00:11:25Yeah!
00:11:29Yeah!
00:11:30Hold it!
00:11:30Which way they go?
00:11:31Better now!
00:11:32You go north!
00:11:32I'll have some.
00:11:33I'll double back. We'll meet here.
00:11:35But find them!
00:11:36Yeah!
00:11:37Yeah!
00:11:37Yeah!
00:11:43I think we finally lost them.
00:11:48I'm starving here.
00:11:50Just a second.
00:11:51Haven't had a thing to eat since last night of the Boots.
00:11:58Here, try it. It's my specialty.
00:12:01Oh, your specialty, huh?
00:12:04Like it?
00:12:06Mm.
00:12:07Good.
00:12:08Very good.
00:12:09Um, try some water, can you please?
00:12:17Thank you. That was great. Great.
00:12:19Boy, you must have really been hungry.
00:12:22Mm-hmm.
00:12:22More?
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25Couldn't eat another bite. Couldn't eat another bite.
00:12:27I know I kinda messed things up for you before.
00:12:33Excuse me.
00:12:34It just struck me funny.
00:12:36But I'm willing to make it up to you.
00:12:38I'm listening.
00:12:39I can tell your future.
00:12:41No, really.
00:12:43I'm a seer.
00:12:44It's a gift I've had since childhood.
00:12:47Okay, things can't get much worse, I guess.
00:12:49Shoot.
00:12:51Spirits of tomorrow, hear my call.
00:12:59I wanna keep that to a minimum.
00:13:01I see you embarking on a heroic quest.
00:13:04It shall become legend.
00:13:05And storytellers shall recount your many exploits down through the ages.
00:13:09Well, I sure hope they get my name right.
00:13:12An image is coming to me.
00:13:15Yes, I see it so clear.
00:13:17A young woman.
00:13:19No.
00:13:20A princess.
00:13:21A princess?
00:13:23Is she rich?
00:13:24She's calling to you.
00:13:25Help me.
00:13:27Help me, Deathstalker.
00:13:28Only you can save me.
00:13:30She's in trouble?
00:13:31Oh, big trouble.
00:13:33A matter of life or death.
00:13:35Why?
00:13:37What?
00:13:38I see someone else.
00:13:40Dark and evil.
00:13:42This is bad.
00:13:43This is real bad.
00:13:44The princess is being imprisoned by Jerak.
00:13:48An evil sorcerer.
00:13:50Are there any other kind?
00:13:52He's also a great swordsman.
00:13:54Even greater than Deathstalker.
00:13:57Better than me?
00:13:58Wait!
00:13:59He's laughing at you.
00:14:01Come and get me, Deathstalker.
00:14:04If you dare.
00:14:05What?
00:14:06This sorcerer?
00:14:07Where do I find him?
00:14:08In the land of Jafir.
00:14:10Where the hell is that?
00:14:12Oh, it's a long and perilous journey.
00:14:14Oh, figures.
00:14:15Many dangers.
00:14:16Witches.
00:14:17Dragons.
00:14:18Ogres.
00:14:18Must get down on the tourist trade.
00:14:20You shall confront them all, emerge victorious, and reap a fabulous reward.
00:14:26The all-seeing eye never lies.
00:14:29And this is gonna get me into the legends.
00:14:32Right up there with Conan.
00:14:33Ho-ho!
00:14:36Ah!
00:14:37Whoa!
00:14:39Uh, sorry.
00:14:41You all right?
00:14:43Yes.
00:14:43Well, what about the reward?
00:14:45When I know more, you know more.
00:14:47Well, that settles it, then.
00:14:48I'm out of here.
00:14:50Where are you going?
00:14:52Let's go.
00:14:53I'm not getting any younger, you know.
00:14:55Go?
00:14:56To Jafir?
00:14:57Now?
00:14:58You got it, sis.
00:15:00Wait a minute.
00:15:01Wait a minute.
00:15:03Let's go.
00:15:03There's still more soup!
00:15:21Next.
00:15:25Have you found the princess yet?
00:15:28I'm working on it.
00:15:29She won't get far.
00:15:31You should have never let her escape.
00:15:33She might come back and take a throw.
00:15:37A waif pretending to be a princess?
00:15:39Who would believe it?
00:15:41Why don't you just kill her?
00:15:46Evie, darling.
00:15:48We've gone over this a dozen times before.
00:15:52I created you from the original soul of the princess.
00:15:55An exact duplicate in all respects.
00:15:58Unfortunately, I haven't had time to work out the bugs.
00:16:03In other words, if she dies...
00:16:07You die.
00:16:09But once I've made a few minor adjustments in the formula...
00:16:12I can duplicate anyone, then eliminate the original.
00:16:15Now, my dear, please run along.
00:16:17These brief practice sessions are the only leisure I allow myself.
00:16:21And I enjoy them so much more.
00:16:23Alone.
00:16:27I'll be in my chamber.
00:16:29Waiting.
00:16:30As you wish, my dear.
00:16:32As you wish.
00:16:34Next.
00:16:39Sultana.
00:16:41You know how I hate standing in line.
00:16:44You look marvelous.
00:16:45Lovely as a rose.
00:16:47We can dispense with the pleasantries, if you don't mind.
00:16:50After what you've done to me, I'd hardly call this visit a pleasure.
00:16:54Whatever do you mean, my dear?
00:16:55You never would have been able to put that little blonde bitch of yours up on the throne without my
00:17:00help.
00:17:00Let alone get rid of the real one.
00:17:02You were paid handsomely.
00:17:04I did not come here to bicker with you, Jerak, my dear.
00:17:07I have a proposition for you.
00:17:09You wish to have the Princess Evie return to you.
00:17:12I wish to settle a score with a certain varlet who is escorting her back here.
00:17:16I have a man shadowing them now.
00:17:18Doubtless you'll remember Chin the buccaneer.
00:17:20Chin, the one eye.
00:17:22The man's a second-rate amateur.
00:17:24In any event, you will assist him. Evie is mine. And the meddler...
00:17:29Deathstalker.
00:17:31Deathstalker?
00:17:33Oh, very well. He's yours. Enjoy.
00:17:36Done.
00:17:38Always a pleasure, Sultana.
00:17:40Likewise, I'm sure.
00:17:42Next!
00:18:04Next!
00:18:10Which way, O mighty Oracle?
00:18:13Why did they call you the Prince of Thieves?
00:18:17Some of the best.
00:18:18But you're not a real prince.
00:18:20Which way?
00:18:21The West Road.
00:18:23Are you sure?
00:18:24Absolutely.
00:18:25The crystal ball never lets me down.
00:18:27The West Road.
00:18:29You sure about that?
00:18:31The West Road.
00:18:34If you had the chance to marry a real princess, would you do it?
00:18:37No, I wouldn't.
00:18:39Why not?
00:18:39Because being a princess brings out the worst in a woman.
00:18:42Always whining and pouting and acting like a spoiled little brat if they don't get their own way off.
00:19:02What?
00:19:02Tell me, Chen. What do you got?
00:19:05Deathstalkers is as good as in the grave.
00:19:07Look, sailor.
00:19:08Don't carve a tombstone so readily.
00:19:10he has as many lives as a cat and remember the last one belongs to me if
00:19:17he's made of flesh and blood he can die never underestimate the strength of an
00:19:21enemy especially an accomplished fighter like stalker you telling me how to do my
00:19:26job sultana just giving you some friendly advice well keep it to yourself
00:19:30I'll bring stalker to you on a platter like a piece of raw meat oh yeah yeah
00:19:37I've got just the butchers to do it say hello to crazy Otto Rheingold the mad
00:19:42Prussian solely responsible for the Lemurian massacres that killed hundreds
00:19:46and left thousands homeless I'm sure you recognize Ed the Hedge Shemansky five
00:19:51years on the Genghis Khan strike force part-time consultant to Attila the Hun
00:19:55next John the Baptist Bombasso drowning the specialty beside him Nick the
00:20:01Crippler of Kashmir I think his name says it all and last but not least
00:20:06the real fine buddy footstool Rosa only recently dismissed by Ivan the
00:20:12terrible for excessive brutality
00:20:16still skeptical you bet I am suit yourself come on boys
00:20:33okay men let him have it
00:20:43most men but don't kill not yet
00:20:49so
00:21:00so
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:38I think we better find another way.
00:21:40Oh, really? You think so?
00:21:42West Road, right.
00:21:46Who are they?
00:21:48You tell me, you're the seer.
00:21:49Well, they're trying to kill us.
00:21:52Somebody give the lady a cigar.
00:21:55Look, they were trying to kill us.
00:21:56They could have done it way back down the road.
00:21:59No, they're after something.
00:22:00You sure you're telling me everything?
00:22:02I told you it was going to be a long and perilous journey, didn't I?
00:22:05Yeah, yeah, witches, ogres, all that bad stuff.
00:22:14You and your visions.
00:22:19Nothing's coming handy.
00:22:23Where are you going?
00:22:25Just stay put.
00:22:26I want to help.
00:22:27You've done plenty already.
00:22:35That'll be fine, boys.
00:22:37Save your arrows.
00:23:00No!
00:23:01No!
00:23:02No!
00:23:03No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:58Stalker?
00:24:00Stalker!
00:24:09Stalker!
00:24:10Ah!
00:24:11Ah!
00:24:15Ah!
00:24:30Ah!
00:24:31Ah!
00:24:31Ah!
00:24:32Huh?
00:24:35Throw your sword down, or I'll cut her pretty little throat.
00:24:40Go ahead.
00:24:41Caught it.
00:24:43You rat!
00:24:48You were gonna let him kill me!
00:24:50Now, would I do a thing like that?
00:24:54Come on, let's go find that horse and get the hell out of here.
00:24:57Oh!
00:24:58And, uh, would you mind taking that knife out of that guy for me?
00:25:00It's the only one I got left.
00:25:04Oh!
00:25:07Wait a minute!
00:25:08What do you want?
00:25:09Were you really gonna let him kill me?
00:25:10Yes, Stalker!
00:25:11You weren't really gonna let him kill me, were you?
00:25:14Huh?
00:25:14No, you wouldn't do that.
00:25:15Yes, Stalker!
00:25:23Ah, you're back.
00:25:25Minus the Fearless Five.
00:25:27You should've listened to me.
00:25:28You want a bitch?
00:25:30Bitch to Jarek!
00:25:31I'm calling him right now.
00:25:46What news have you?
00:25:48Bad news, Lord Jarek.
00:25:50I hate bad news.
00:25:51It spoils my day.
00:25:52I got an idea.
00:25:54Come closer.
00:25:57I'll kill that son of a bitch if it kills me.
00:26:00You may rest assured that it will.
00:26:08I'll kill you.
00:26:19So long, sailor.
00:26:37Well, look what we have here.
00:26:41Pookie, huh?
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:50Stalker!
00:26:51I still don't understand why you want to break in there.
00:26:54Because we're broke, that's why.
00:26:56What's that got to do with anything?
00:26:59That's a family mausoleum.
00:27:01There are probably more jewels in there than we could carry out.
00:27:06You're about to become a very rich woman.
00:27:10I was just starting to enjoy poverty.
00:27:12Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
00:27:14This isn't adventure.
00:27:16It's just damn scary.
00:27:17Yeah, but when the legend's told,
00:27:19I want people to think we face this bravely.
00:27:24When the legend's told,
00:27:25nobody's gonna believe we were this stupid.
00:27:30Stalker?
00:27:31Huh?
00:27:31I heard somewhere it was bad luck to walk over graves.
00:27:34I heard it was only the open ones.
00:27:37Wait a minute.
00:27:38What?
00:27:39I just remembered.
00:27:40My hut.
00:27:41I left the door unlocked.
00:27:43We gotta go back.
00:27:44You don't have a door.
00:27:46I don't?
00:27:47No.
00:27:48Oh, yeah.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:55The wind.
00:27:56It should get oiled.
00:27:58It came from in there.
00:28:01You bet it did.
00:28:03Stalker, you're not really going in there.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:13Don't go in there.
00:28:14It's dark.
00:28:15Look, relax, will ya?
00:28:20Well, come on in.
00:28:23What are you waiting for?
00:28:26Oh, come on.
00:28:27It's a little smelly, but what could happen?
00:28:29It's a little smelly.
00:28:32It's a little smelly.
00:28:39It's a little smelly.
00:28:43It's a little smelly.
00:28:44It's a little smelly.
00:28:47It's a little smelly.
00:28:54It's a little smelly.
00:29:16You know, grave robbing is not only morally repulsive, but I believe it carries a rather
00:29:22stiff penalty in these parts.
00:29:25Who the hell are you?
00:29:26Forgive me for not introducing myself properly, but I assumed a person with even your limited
00:29:31deductive powers could have guessed.
00:29:34Jerrack.
00:29:46Stalker!
00:30:01Stalker!
00:30:03Get out here!
00:30:06Stalker!
00:30:06Get out here!
00:30:08I'd offer you my hand, sir.
00:30:09But it's both tiring and inconvenient to be at two places at once.
00:30:14Even for a sorcerer.
00:30:16So if you'll be so good as to excuse me, I have a rather pressing engagement to attend to.
00:30:21And, oh, by the way, I've arranged one for you as well.
00:30:36Oh, son of a bitch.
00:30:38Oh, the old crushing war routine, huh?
00:30:41You couldn't do better than this?
00:30:49Stalker!
00:30:51Stalker!
00:30:59Stalker!
00:31:02Stalker!
00:31:07Stalker!
00:31:09God, I want to see her love around here someplace.
00:31:12Uh-huh.
00:31:20Stalker!
00:31:24Stalker!
00:31:51Stalker!
00:32:00Stalker!
00:32:03Stalker!
00:32:05Stalker, get out of here!
00:32:07Stalker!
00:32:09Stalker!
00:32:13Stalker!
00:32:14Gosh, leave me alone for five minutes.
00:32:16Look what happens.
00:32:18Come on!
00:32:20Come on!
00:32:21I'm coming! I'm coming!
00:32:23I'm coming!
00:32:34Yah! Yah! Come on! Yah!
00:32:45I'm coming!
00:32:55Don't you know another tune?
00:32:57Get out of here!
00:33:06It's happening again!
00:33:10Guards! Guards!
00:33:17No!
00:33:18No!
00:33:21No!
00:33:26Dinner is served, Your Majesty.
00:33:32You see the face on there?
00:33:34Not too bad at the police party, though.
00:33:42Come.
00:33:46I won't bite.
00:33:55No!
00:33:56Come on!
00:33:58Go!
00:33:59No!
00:34:03Come on!
00:34:04No!
00:34:04No!
00:34:29You know, something funny is going on here.
00:34:31First, we get attacked by bandits.
00:34:33And then those damn zombies.
00:34:35What's next?
00:34:36Don't answer that.
00:34:39Every time it's like they're waiting for us.
00:34:42This Jarrett guy, he's playing for keeps.
00:34:44I told you the path would be filled with perils.
00:34:47Yeah, yeah.
00:34:48We can forget the legend if you want to.
00:34:50There's still time to turn back.
00:34:52The ward's still up for grabs, isn't it?
00:34:54Uh-huh.
00:34:55Who said anything about turning back?
00:34:57Not me.
00:35:01Here.
00:35:02Looks like you could use this.
00:35:05What are you going to use?
00:35:07The fire won't last but a few more minutes.
00:35:09It'll be all right.
00:35:11Are you sure?
00:35:12There's plenty of blanket here.
00:35:21I'm okay.
00:35:31Isn't it cozy?
00:35:33Yeah, I think so.
00:35:36Stalker?
00:35:37Hmm?
00:35:37Hmm.
00:35:38Is that your sword?
00:35:39Or are you just happy to see me?
00:35:58Well, what's the old crystal ball say about this one?
00:36:01Just follow the road to Baggett, turn west of a tree that looks like a rock where you cross a
00:36:07dry river bed where the water is most shallow.
00:36:11What?
00:36:12Dry river?
00:36:12Just follow the mountains.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15Ain't going to be any zombies or anything, are there?
00:36:17It's a clear road.
00:36:19No surprises.
00:36:20No surprises.
00:36:21No surprises.
00:36:22No surprises.
00:36:23No surprises?
00:36:24Some oracle you turned out to be.
00:36:26Three out of four is not bad.
00:36:28Oh, boy, I oughta.
00:36:36Rough crowd.
00:36:47Look, I...
00:36:49Let me do the talking.
00:36:52Now, listen.
00:36:52I think there's been some mistake, or maybe you haven't heard of me.
00:36:55Silence!
00:36:57Haven't we met before?
00:36:59No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:00I don't think so.
00:37:01I would have remembered.
00:37:03You look a lot like Evie of Jaffir, the demon princess who raids our camps and burns our crops and
00:37:10steals our men.
00:37:11Me?
00:37:12A princess?
00:37:15Do I look like a princess to you?
00:37:17No.
00:37:18My name is Rena.
00:37:19Rena the seer.
00:37:22Rena?
00:37:23Oh, yeah.
00:37:24Her name's Rena, all right.
00:37:25Rena the seer.
00:37:27Rena the lawyer.
00:37:28Oh, well.
00:37:29Maybe I've made a mistake.
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:32Well, now that we've cleared up this little misunderstanding and we're all friends again,
00:37:38maybe we could just be on our way.
00:37:41The girl may go, but not you, Deathstalker.
00:37:48So, you have heard of me?
00:37:51Oh, yes.
00:37:52Your legend precedes you.
00:37:54Your exploits as a womanizer are well known in these parts.
00:37:59Well, I am more of a lover than a fighter.
00:38:03I hope not.
00:38:05Huh?
00:38:06You'll be put on trial for your crimes against womanhood.
00:38:10Trial?
00:38:11Trial?
00:38:12Trial.
00:38:13By combat.
00:38:20You used to be able to do this great.
00:38:21How's it going?
00:38:23This is a farce.
00:38:24I could beat any of these women with my hands tied behind my back.
00:38:26That's the spirit.
00:38:27Come on, come on.
00:38:28Let's get going.
00:38:29Let's get in the rain.
00:38:30Okay, okay.
00:38:31I'm going.
00:38:31Stop shoving.
00:38:41Deathstalker?
00:38:42Here it comes.
00:38:44According to our laws, we must settle all serious disputes in a trial by combat.
00:38:50Your opponent in this contest shall be none other than Gorgo,
00:38:56our fiercest warrior and my champion.
00:39:02Gorgo!
00:39:03Gorgo!
00:39:04Gorgo!
00:39:05I could beat it with my eyes, Carter.
00:39:09Gorgo, come on down!
00:39:12I'm taking candy from your baby.
00:39:14You name it.
00:39:15Did you see her?
00:39:16Stalker!
00:39:17Will ya?
00:39:17Shut up!
00:39:18Stalker!
00:39:19I could beat her with my eyes closed.
00:39:22I think you should keep at least one eye open.
00:39:25What are you talking about?
00:39:26What?
00:39:27Gorgo!
00:39:39Gorgo!
00:39:39Gorgo!
00:39:40Gorgo!
00:39:42Gorgo!
00:39:44Gorgo!
00:39:45Gorgo!
00:39:48Gorgo!
00:39:49Gorgo!
00:39:50Gorgo!
00:39:51This is, of course, a fight to the death.
00:39:55Naturally.
00:39:58No mercy.
00:40:01Well?
00:40:03May the best man...
00:40:07Skip it.
00:40:10Let the fight begin!
00:40:16That's a nice outfit.
00:40:18Do you have to, uh, buy your clothes at a special store?
00:40:21Ah!
00:40:21Ah!
00:40:26Get out!
00:40:27Get out!
00:40:28All right, come on...
00:40:32Whoa!
00:40:35Ah!
00:40:36Gorgo!
00:40:39Gorgo!
00:40:40Gorgo!
00:40:41Gorgo!
00:40:42Gorgo!
00:40:44Gorgo!
00:40:49Gorgo!
00:40:53And stay down.
00:40:58Come on.
00:41:19Here's what you gotta do, stay away from her, wear her out, run her down, get a tack.
00:41:24If I'm still alive, I'll have her in five, six, maybe, seven at the outside.
00:41:34Get in, tiger.
00:41:52Oh, not the hair, not the hair.
00:41:55Oh, my God, anything that's a hair.
00:42:05Get up.
00:42:06Okay, come on.
00:42:09Could I have just one moment of your time?
00:42:13No.
00:42:34You're looking good out there, you're doing a good job.
00:42:40Keep it up, and don't let her get you without running.
00:42:43You know, she may have the strength.
00:42:47I gotta stand her.
00:42:50Go get her.
00:42:51Go get her.
00:42:57Get out of here.
00:43:00Go get her.
00:43:02No!
00:43:10Yo, Ted.
00:43:14Ted!
00:43:20Cut!
00:43:38Just what I want to know.
00:43:39Put it in my hands.
00:43:41Put it in my hands.
00:43:47Oh, Dad!
00:43:50Oh, Dad!
00:43:53Oh!
00:43:56Oh!
00:43:57Oh!
00:44:12Oh!
00:44:13Yeah!
00:44:14No!
00:44:17No!
00:44:19Oh!
00:44:31Get them!
00:44:32Get them!
00:44:33Get them!
00:44:33Get them!
00:44:36You!
00:44:38Oh!
00:44:59Kill her, kill her, kill her, kill her, kill her, what are you doing, this is a fight
00:45:07To the death
00:45:10You wanna kill her? Do it yourself
00:45:22That was incredible, you were great
00:45:25Thanks, Princess
00:45:27Wait!
00:45:29Look, I know I haven't been completely on the level with you
00:45:32Yeah, you can say that again
00:45:33I can't believe I bought that whole bill of goods you tried to sell me
00:45:37I bet you're not even a seer
00:45:38Well, not a very good one
00:45:40But I am a princess
00:45:42Or I was
00:45:44Jeric made a double of me, put her on the throne and seized the kingdom
00:45:47Oh, that's, that's good
00:45:49That's rich
00:45:50Try it on the next staff you meet
00:45:52Look, I escaped, I needed help, and I didn't know whether you'd believe me
00:45:56So you dangled fame and fortune in front of me like some kind of carrot?
00:46:00Didn't you think I might help you?
00:46:01Haven't you ever heard of honor among thieves?
00:46:03You mean you would've helped me without the money?
00:46:05I didn't say that
00:46:06Steve
00:46:10Look, begging your highness's pardon, but uh, I'd rather be an obscure thief than a famous fool
00:46:22I want her here and I want her here now!
00:46:25What in the hell did I shake?
00:46:28Judy darling
00:46:30I'm kidding, I was waiting around while that little bitch is out there fighting against me
00:46:34Judy darling
00:46:35Jeric
00:46:36What do you want?
00:46:38I hate her! I hate her! I hate her! I hate her!
00:46:41Why haven't you found her yet?
00:46:44Patience, my little love bird, you needn't worry, I shall find her
00:46:48You'll be pleased though, I think, to learn that I have achieved what I believe to be a major breakthrough
00:46:52I hope so
00:46:54Every day I fade more and more
00:46:56Soon I'll cease to exist
00:46:58Come with me to my chamber
00:47:00You shan't be disappointed
00:47:02This better be good
00:47:03I assure you, it will be good
00:47:11In my hand
00:47:12I hold the key to our success and happiness, my darling
00:47:16The elixir
00:47:17Elixir?
00:47:19Elixir which will sever your ties to the real princess forever
00:47:22Now for the moment of triumph
00:47:26A work of art, don't you think?
00:47:28I duplicated him as I duplicated you
00:47:30Now for the test
00:47:42You may have the honor
00:47:45Thank you
00:47:52It works!
00:47:54Naturally
00:47:55You made me so happy
00:48:02Drink this and our little princess is as good as dead
00:48:06Thank you again
00:48:24Have you ever seen Death Stalker?
00:48:26No
00:48:31Have you seen Death Stalker?
00:48:33No
00:48:39Have you seen Death Stalker?
00:48:40Have you seen Death Stalker?
00:48:40There he is
00:48:42Do you know Death Stalker?
00:48:46How did we know Death Stalker?
00:48:55There we go
00:49:00Have you seen Death Stalker?
00:49:03Like Death Stalker?
00:49:08I'm sure you had a problem
00:49:09You may have seen Death Stalker
00:49:09Have you seen Death Stalker?
00:49:10Shall we drink, then, to your magnificent battle tonight?
00:49:15And the magnificent battle yet to come.
00:49:19Which one's that?
00:49:22Oh, that.
00:49:27Your body's close to me.
00:49:30But your mind seems far away.
00:49:35Just wait here.
00:49:37One minute.
00:49:40Don't go away.
00:49:49Stalker?
00:49:50Just think.
00:49:52Our lovemaking tonight may spawn generations of leaders to come.
00:49:56The passion in our hearts will burn like a great sensual fire,
00:50:01melding our souls into a whirlpool of unending ecstasy.
00:50:05Sounds good to me.
00:50:07Tomorrow, my servant will awaken us at dawn.
00:50:11You've got to be kidding.
00:50:12After that fight, I was kind of looking forward to sleeping in.
00:50:15Oh, no. That's not possible.
00:50:17The ceremony traditionally is performed at daybreak.
00:50:20Ceremony? What ceremony?
00:50:22A wedding ceremony.
00:50:32Oh, shit.
00:50:35Excuse me. Have you seen the girl I was with?
00:50:37I think she left a half hour ago.
00:50:40Thanks.
00:50:59I don't suppose you guys are hunters and I stepped into your bear trap.
00:51:04No, I didn't think so.
00:51:06I don't know.
00:51:22I don't know.
00:51:26I don't know.
00:51:28Jarek!
00:51:29In all the excitement, we never really did have a chance to sit down and talk.
00:51:32But now we can fix all that.
00:51:36Where's Deathstalker?
00:51:37Why should I tell you anything?
00:51:39Huh.
00:51:39I can think of lots of reasons.
00:51:42Here's one.
00:51:46I'll never talk.
00:51:49And do you know why?
00:51:51Jarek needs to keep me alive.
00:51:53You kill me and you're as good as dead and you know it.
00:51:56Do you know that I could drop you, say, up to your waist and you'd still be very much alive?
00:52:01Now where is Deathstalker?
00:52:05Somebody looking for me.
00:52:07Stalker!
00:52:08You came back!
00:52:09By popular demand.
00:52:11Get up!
00:52:40It's payback time, stalker.
00:52:45I'm all for it, of course.
00:53:07Aah!
00:53:10Ah!
00:53:19Ah!
00:53:23Ah!
00:53:25Ah!
00:53:26Uh!
00:53:28I...
00:53:30Oh!
00:53:31Aahhh!
00:53:39Aahhh!
00:53:42Aah!
00:53:42telling me.
00:53:47Socrates!
00:53:52Aahhh!
00:54:15What's the matter?
00:54:16Nothing. I just think there's a time and a place for everything.
00:54:18Well, the top half of you may think it's the wrong time,
00:54:21but the bottom half definitely knows it's the right place.
00:54:34Lord Jarek, we've recovered the body.
00:54:37Get her in here at once, fools.
00:54:40Will there be anything else, my lord?
00:54:42Out, out.
00:54:43As you wish, my lord.
00:55:22Welcome back.
00:55:24Out.
00:55:35Out.
00:55:37Out.
00:55:45Out.
00:55:49Out.
00:55:49Out.
00:55:49Out.
00:55:50Out.
00:55:52Out.
00:55:59Out.
00:56:03Out.
00:56:04Out.
00:56:05Out.
00:56:07Out.
00:56:14Out.
00:56:18Out.
00:56:30Out.
00:56:38Out.
00:56:48Out.
00:56:49Out.
00:56:49Now.
00:56:53Hi, guys.
00:56:58Ah, Deathstalker.
00:56:59You needn't come through the servant's entrance.
00:57:02I would have welcomed you through the front gates.
00:57:04Oh, I've seen your welcoming committee.
00:57:06You know, despite your rather silly name,
00:57:08I hear you're quite an extraordinary swordsman.
00:57:11Like a demonstration?
00:57:12Another time, perhaps.
00:57:13Oh, God.
00:57:14I've forgotten.
00:57:15There won't be another time.
00:57:16You see, I couldn't possibly attain
00:57:19my current position by playing fair.
00:57:21Kill him.
00:57:23Stop!
00:57:26He's mine.
00:57:28Sultana?
00:57:29I thought you was dead.
00:57:31Not hardly.
00:57:33Well, I must say, you're looking better than ever,
00:57:35and it's really great to be back here at the castle.
00:57:45Found her, boys!
00:57:55Poor girl fell off her home.
00:57:57What can we do?
00:57:57Check her heart.
00:58:10I think we're revived.
00:58:13Huh?
00:58:14No!
00:58:50Good evening, Dav Stalker.
00:58:52Doesn't look too good from here.
00:58:55Where's the little princess?
00:58:57You don't expect me to talk.
00:58:59No, no, no. I expect you to die.
00:59:03And I'm sorry to see you go.
00:59:05We could have made a great team.
00:59:07There's still time.
00:59:09I'm afraid time's run out for you.
00:59:12Did you ever think about joining our side?
00:59:15Goodbye, Dav Stalker.
00:59:17I should have stood in bed.
00:59:26Mother.
00:59:31Princess wants to see you.
00:59:38That got laid off.
00:59:39Things were tough for our family for a long time.
00:59:45What's this?
00:59:48Most of my gentlemen collars bring flowers.
00:59:51Damn, my mistake.
00:59:53Must have given them the wrong princess.
00:59:55I don't want to shock you, but there's another girl running around here
00:59:57that's a dead ringer for you.
00:59:58That little harlot is nothing but a lying imposter.
01:00:02That's funny, because that's exactly what she said about you.
01:00:05Say, would you mind calling off your hogs here?
01:00:12Big laughs, these guys.
01:00:14Next time I see them, it's gonna be on a plate next to some eggs.
01:00:18Don't you think I look like a princess?
01:00:22You dress like a princess.
01:00:24You walk like a princess.
01:00:34You kiss like a princess.
01:00:37But you sure don't act like a princess.
01:00:40Oh, and how's the princess supposed to act?
01:00:43I'm not sure, but I think you're start...
01:00:48I think you're starting to get a handle on it.
01:00:51I think so too.
01:00:54Oh, I could just eat you alive.
01:00:58Bones and everything.
01:00:59Oh.
01:01:23And now you're a mind-stalker.
01:01:27What?
01:01:32Huh?
01:01:39I thought I told you not to hang around with girls like that.
01:01:43It was just your looks that got to me.
01:01:46And you think I don't know where the secret passageways are?
01:01:49Well, uh, thanks.
01:01:52I thought you might need this.
01:01:57You sure you know where you're going?
01:01:58I got us here, didn't I?
01:02:00Yeah, but just tell me one thing, though.
01:02:02Why do secret passageways have to be so damn clammy and dark?
01:02:05Quick griping!
01:02:06We're almost here.
01:02:07Besides, I got a surprise for you.
01:02:09Here we are.
01:02:19Some surprise.
01:02:20How do they say it?
01:02:22Out of the frying pan, into the fire?
01:02:25Yeah, that's how they say it, all right.
01:02:28You can't possibly kill us all.
01:02:30One against one hundred.
01:02:32Make that two against a hundred.
01:02:35Kill them.
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:40What about we even up those odds considerably?
01:02:48Told you I had a surprise.
01:02:50Let's get it.
01:02:51Oh!
01:02:52Oh, no!
01:02:55Oh, no!
01:02:56Get them!
01:03:20Let's go!
01:03:30Come on!
01:03:59Come on!
01:04:01Come on!
01:04:39where are you going
01:04:41leaving
01:04:42you owe me your life
01:04:44I owe nothing to any man
01:04:45even you
01:04:46good luck
01:04:47get out of my way
01:04:56what is going on
01:04:57here
01:04:58I have a splitting headache
01:04:59I'm trying to get some sleep
01:05:02inside inside
01:05:03it's not over yet
01:05:06you okay
01:05:10yes you are
01:05:11come on we got business
01:05:12to attend to
01:05:15how could you let this
01:05:16happen
01:05:17you've ruined my life
01:05:19I gave you your life
01:05:23now go to your chambers
01:05:25I'll be there shortly
01:05:40throne room is that way
01:05:42where are you going
01:05:43there's only room for one
01:05:44princess in this castle
01:05:45what are you going to do
01:05:47can't tell you
01:05:48girl talk
01:05:49oh
01:06:13I'll be there
01:06:13I will be there
01:06:21and I'm going to go
01:07:02You bitch.
01:07:42You still ready for that demonstration?
01:07:45Spoken like a true gallant.
01:07:47And soon to be a legend.
01:07:49But not a living one.
01:08:10Ah!
01:08:17Uh!
01:08:24Ah!
01:08:26Ah!
01:08:26Aah!
01:08:29Aah!
01:08:37Aah!
01:08:43Aah!
01:08:46Aah!
01:08:48Aah!
01:08:50Aah!
01:09:04Ah!
01:09:09Ah!
01:09:18Ah!
01:09:26Whoa!
01:09:28Whoa!
01:09:40Whoa!
01:09:41Yeah!
01:09:42Whoa!
01:09:58Whoa!
01:10:04Whoa!
01:10:07Whoa!
01:10:10Whoa!
01:10:11Whoa!
01:10:23Whoa!
01:10:24Oh!
01:10:53Come on.
01:10:56Come on.
01:11:36Come on, Deathstalker.
01:11:49We have searched through the kingdom's coffers for some expression of our appreciation
01:11:53for your magnificent deeds.
01:11:56And that is?
01:11:58You're looking at it, Beko.
01:12:03You sure you made the right choice?
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:05Let me consult my crystal ball.
01:12:07Uh, we won't be needing this anymore.
01:12:13So you really think our story's going to make it into the legends?
01:12:15Oh, more than that.
01:12:17A thousand years from now, players will reenact all our exploits.
01:12:20Really?
01:12:23Well, I sure hope they get a good-looking guy to play me.
01:12:26Okay.
01:12:28Okay.
01:12:32Okay.
01:12:33Okay.
01:12:35Okay.
01:12:35Okay.
01:12:36Okay.
01:12:37Okay.
01:12:38Okay.
01:12:39Okay.
01:12:39Okay.
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