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00:01:29What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache with short-term happiness and superficiality?
00:01:37At least it seemed like a good idea at the time.
00:01:40Hmm. Well, fast forward a few years.
00:01:41It's a place where you can be just who you want to be
00:01:44You've never seen a beauty queen in a magazine
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury
00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity
00:01:54It's a world where dreams are made
00:01:57In the heart of air
00:02:01Where the sun shines high
00:02:03The night's over the top
00:02:04In Hollywood
00:02:05In Hollywood
00:02:08Any time we want fun
00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play
00:02:21I forgot to introduce myself
00:02:22I'm Dale
00:02:23That's me a few years later
00:02:25Sucking face with my kinda sorta boyfriend, JP
00:02:28He's a fashion photographer
00:02:30Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that
00:02:34God, I'm already name-dropping
00:02:37That's so lame
00:02:38Baby, give me your foot
00:02:40Uh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?
00:02:46No, JP, uh, uh, okay
00:02:48Mmm, uh, ah
00:02:51Mmm, manjara
00:02:53Mmm, mmm, mmm
00:02:55Mmm, mmm, mmm
00:02:56Mmm, delicioso
00:02:57Mmm, mmm, mmm
00:03:02Oh
00:03:05Wow, no good experience
00:03:08Bye, Bailey
00:03:12Ah, lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:15It reminds me of being in Rome
00:03:19I wonder if toe-sucking is big and roll.
00:03:22Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:23It's a six-pack, no?
00:03:26Baby, we have a good energy.
00:03:29A good energy, me and you, no?
00:03:30Yes.
00:03:32Come here.
00:03:33Come dance with Poppy.
00:03:38Me and JP have been together on and off for about six months.
00:03:41It's going pretty good, but sometimes I get the feeling
00:03:45I'm not the only girl JP's seeing.
00:03:48JP?
00:03:50Ah, no, no, no.
00:03:50Are you there?
00:03:51Just stay here.
00:03:52Melissa, JP.
00:03:54This computer's broken.
00:03:56It's a crazy joke.
00:03:58Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:04:00No, I will have eyes for you.
00:04:04Hey, JP, let's do that thing with the toes again.
00:04:07Call me if you want to rendezvous.
00:04:09Babe.
00:04:09Bye.
00:04:10Okay, baby, it's no big deal.
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation, right?
00:04:22JP.
00:04:24JP.
00:04:25No more mozzarella, mama.
00:04:32Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend.
00:04:37I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience.
00:04:41Sometimes, though, I do wish for something more meaningful.
00:04:50In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived.
00:04:54There's always this chase for something bigger and better.
00:04:59Consequently, no one puts down roots.
00:05:02No one settles down.
00:05:04It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy.
00:05:10I want some roots.
00:05:14At least I think I do.
00:05:18Oh, my God, did you...
00:05:21Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:242012.
00:05:25There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone.
00:05:30Oh.
00:05:31You mean like the movie?
00:05:33No, I don't mean like the movie.
00:05:36This is real, Dale.
00:05:39The movie is based on the facts.
00:05:42The planet is called N-D-I.
00:05:47I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight, but Seven is my colleague,
00:05:53roommate, and closest confidant.
00:05:56And I don't think I'm outing him by saying Seven won't be taking any girls home.
00:06:00It's all over the Internet.
00:06:02I'm obsessed with it.
00:06:02I can't stop reading.
00:06:11It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale.
00:06:16I don't know if I can sleep tonight.
00:06:19Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog.
00:06:24Okay.
00:06:40And you just left?
00:06:42Yep.
00:06:42So it's over?
00:06:44I don't know.
00:06:46She says that every time and then she goes back to him.
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid.
00:06:50It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem.
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:53Did I handle it well?
00:06:55Et cetera.
00:06:55Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby.
00:06:58Come back to bed.
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:02So what?
00:07:03So drama.
00:07:05I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months and text and call every day?
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point.
00:07:13We just had sex, JP.
00:07:15It's good.
00:07:17I just had your penis inside of me.
00:07:20But that all sounded a lot better in my head.
00:07:24Oh.
00:07:25Last week bird crap, this week balls in her face.
00:07:29That's typical.
00:07:30Is it true he has a monster schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information, but that's absolutely true.
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38I don't understand the deal about big dicks.
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt.
00:07:42I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one.
00:07:45Yeah.
00:07:46Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends.
00:07:49They're always game to listen to my problems and dispense useful commentary.
00:07:53Toast suckers freaked me out.
00:07:54I heard that he photographed Charlize.
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:56I mean, I love her.
00:07:57She's like one of my favorite top five for sure.
00:07:59Maybe I'm just being jealous.
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca.
00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet.
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10Question.
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed.
00:08:14Okay, but if a guy sleeps over, where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed.
00:08:22Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:23More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't dogs sniff?
00:08:36Okay, okay, you have a point.
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale.
00:08:42Uh-oh.
00:08:44What?
00:08:44Oh, no.
00:08:46Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel, Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, J.P. shoots her all the time.
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this.
00:08:55It was on CMZ.
00:08:57Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel,
00:08:59recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant.
00:09:03Sources confirm that celebrity fashion photographer J.P. Gia...
00:09:07whatever his name is, is the father.
00:09:09J.P. is well known as a Los Angeles savant
00:09:12and has been linked to several Hollywood socialites.
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops.
00:09:17I'm done.
00:09:17I'm sorry.
00:09:19I'm done dating men in this city.
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt.
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk.
00:09:26No, I...
00:09:29Hey, Dale.
00:09:31Hey.
00:09:31Hi.
00:09:32Zach.
00:09:33You look...
00:09:34You look fantastic.
00:09:35Oh, thanks.
00:09:36I cut my bangs.
00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much.
00:09:40I knew Zach before he was a rock star.
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band.
00:09:46Now he's got four Grammys and he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
00:09:51But to me, he'll always be good old Zach.
00:09:55Wow, a long time to see.
00:09:57This is my friend Hallie.
00:09:58Hi.
00:09:59And Becca.
00:09:59I think you've met Becca before.
00:10:01Yes, I've met Becca before.
00:10:02It's good to see you.
00:10:03Hi.
00:10:03Nice to meet you.
00:10:04Me too.
00:10:05Wow.
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry.
00:10:07I was actually just about to take off.
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad.
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so.
00:10:12So I'm going to be around.
00:10:14Oh, and hey, listen.
00:10:15Tomorrow night, my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe.
00:10:17If you guys want to come by, that would be great.
00:10:20I love your music.
00:10:22Okay, maybe we will.
00:10:23We'll just email the address and...
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:27Oh.
00:10:29I think the Paps have found you.
00:10:31And, well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely.
00:10:34Pictures.
00:10:35Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend.
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend.
00:10:38Oh, right.
00:10:39Mm-hmm.
00:10:40Hey.
00:10:40Hey, Cece, this is my friend Dale.
00:10:42Hi.
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you.
00:10:44I'm just going to get my stuff.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:46Yeah, well...
00:10:47Don't forget to email me.
00:10:48Don't forget to come.
00:10:53Oh, my God.
00:10:55Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:58Yeah.
00:10:59Okay, I can't imagine that.
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15.
00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest.
00:11:07It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time
00:11:11started back in Catholic school, and specifically our first communion.
00:11:15We got to walk down the aisle like mini-brides-to-be, comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest bows.
00:11:22This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she would walk down the aisle dressed in
00:11:27white.
00:11:27Oh, that's amazing.
00:11:29Oh, that's why it's great.
00:11:32Oh, my God.
00:11:33Oh, my God.
00:11:33Oh, my God.
00:11:34Oh, my God.
00:11:35Oh, my God.
00:11:35Oh, my God.
00:11:36You are getting married.
00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone.
00:11:40Wow.
00:11:41Plus, it comes with that carrying case.
00:11:43Oh.
00:11:43Right.
00:11:44That is such an inappropriate gift.
00:11:47What?
00:11:47You're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48Um, no.
00:11:49Personally, I don't masturbate.
00:11:50I find it to be a little bit unholy.
00:11:53Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you.
00:11:55I love this.
00:11:56I'm having you home.
00:11:57So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:58No.
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but...
00:12:02Hey, I heard you saw Zach.
00:12:04Oh, yeah.
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day.
00:12:07He looked so good.
00:12:08Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second.
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend.
00:12:13Hmm.
00:12:17Okay, what is up?
00:12:18What?
00:12:19You look like you either have to pee
00:12:21or you're about to explode with gossip.
00:12:23See what?
00:12:23Which is it.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:25I already told Becca, but since you asked...
00:12:28Girls?
00:12:29You can just tell me later.
00:12:30Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special little moment,
00:12:33but I have a huge announcement to make.
00:12:37I'm getting married!
00:12:41Isn't it gorgeous?
00:12:43Do you love it?
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys.
00:12:48It's not that I don't...
00:12:48I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore.
00:12:50It's not that I don't...
00:12:51It's not fair.
00:12:52I can't take this limbo.
00:12:54I love you.
00:12:54I know.
00:12:55Marry me or you leave me.
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life.
00:13:00What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best.
00:13:08You've got to be kidding me.
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:11I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago.
00:13:14Okay.
00:13:15He wasn't hitting on you, Hallie.
00:13:17He was flirting with you.
00:13:18Guys are allowed to flirt.
00:13:20It's a human condition.
00:13:21It's natural.
00:13:21Plus, you think everyone is flirting with you?
00:13:23I don't know.
00:13:24I just think it's weird if a guy is ultra flirtatious
00:13:26and in a committed relationship.
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business.
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douchebags.
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew.
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag.
00:13:37Who came up with the term douchebag anyway?
00:13:40It's kind of disgusting.
00:13:41But Jill wants to get married just to get married
00:13:43because she thinks it's time.
00:13:44Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Joe.
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously.
00:13:52Everything's handed to you and you can buy whatever you want.
00:13:54So, just buy a boyfriend.
00:13:57What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:13:59Because this is hilarious.
00:14:01I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me.
00:14:04Is she really just saying that?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up
00:14:07for another season of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:09Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat.
00:14:13That's not funny.
00:14:14Seriously.
00:14:15I was on a call back like two days ago
00:14:18and the producer told my agent
00:14:20that my butt looked big in a bikini.
00:14:22There are specific trigger words
00:14:24that cause me to temporarily tune out of the conversation.
00:14:27And Becca just triggered three of them.
00:14:29Producer, call back, agent.
00:14:30It makes me space out for like 30 seconds.
00:14:34And it's okay.
00:14:35As long as I return back in time to assure Becca
00:14:38her butt is perfect.
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca.
00:14:41You're perfect.
00:14:42Don't listen to that.
00:14:42Exactly.
00:14:44Douchebags.
00:14:45As bad as they sound.
00:14:46It's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles
00:14:49are any more narcissistic or self-serving
00:14:51than the rest of the world.
00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it.
00:14:55At all.
00:14:55Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell us.
00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number,
00:15:01but it's freaking hot.
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself.
00:15:04Come on, guys.
00:15:04Let's go.
00:15:05All I know for certain is that dating in this city sucks,
00:15:08and I'm done.
00:15:10I'm serious.
00:15:11I'm done.
00:15:12You guys don't hate me, but I might pass on going out tonight.
00:15:15What?
00:15:16No.
00:15:16What?
00:15:16No, you are going.
00:15:17You just got out of a crappy relationship,
00:15:19and you are single.
00:15:21Plus, you're our designated driver.
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt.
00:15:27It's your last chance to get with me last.
00:15:30Going out in LA isn't quite like it is in any other city,
00:15:33because of the whole who's who factor that this place revolves around.
00:15:36So unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity,
00:15:39work in the A-list arena,
00:15:41or you're a friend of the club promoter slash door Nazi,
00:15:44then, yeah, it's pretty much impossible to get in.
00:15:46Bottom line, there are three major questions in Hollywood.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are your friends?
00:15:52Who are your hands up?
00:15:54You're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:15:57Hey, hey-oh, hey-oh, hey-oh.
00:16:00Hands up!
00:16:01You're gonna get crazy tonight.
00:16:05You are now on the A-list, leave.
00:16:08Ah honey, not in my club.
00:16:09Natural hair colors only.
00:16:11Anthony, oh hi, of course, come on in.
00:16:15Great, Jonathan's working the door.
00:16:17Son of these, we're full.
00:16:19Seven, really?
00:16:20You went in my club.
00:16:23I texted you three times last week.
00:16:25Three times.
00:16:26Is your phone broken or your thongs?
00:16:27Okay, look, we're on the list.
00:16:29Here, you see that?
00:16:31Let him in.
00:16:33You totes owe me something.
00:16:36Nice, natural, looking good.
00:16:38Uh-uh, Brent Michaels is waiting down over there,
00:16:40and you, darling, Sunset Strip is that way.
00:16:55Hey, Jamie, bro, you don't want his floppy seconds.
00:17:00Are you kidding me?
00:17:01They call him her for a reason.
00:17:03They check out the old dude in the cougar.
00:17:04I'm sorry.
00:17:05It's been some kind of misunderstanding.
00:17:07There you go.
00:17:08How many times do I have to tell you?
00:17:10I only date girls 25 and younger.
00:17:12I'm sorry.
00:17:16Oh, my God.
00:17:16Is that thing that's straight over there?
00:17:18That would be hot.
00:17:20God, this sound is so disgusting.
00:17:22Oh, my God.
00:17:23Guys, check that guy out.
00:17:25That's the producer that I met the other night.
00:17:27He's so hot.
00:17:28I'm well-connected.
00:17:30Oh.
00:17:31I got some money.
00:17:31You're my wingman?
00:17:32Yes.
00:17:35Uh-oh.
00:17:36Don't look over there.
00:17:42Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:17:46I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:47I'm just...
00:17:48I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:50Oh, ah!
00:17:51Ah!
00:17:52Jake?
00:17:53It's Dale, baby.
00:17:54What are you doing here?
00:17:55Well, let me guess.
00:17:57Baby's mama?
00:17:58You just called me a baby?
00:18:00Jakey, she didn't just call me a baby, now, did she?
00:18:02What?
00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut.
00:18:05Excuse me?
00:18:06You don't know her, do you, Jakey?
00:18:08Yes.
00:18:09Baby, this is Dale.
00:18:12Hey.
00:18:14Hey.
00:18:14Hey.
00:18:16Hey.
00:18:16Hey.
00:18:17Hey.
00:18:18Hey.
00:18:18Bye.
00:18:19Bye.
00:18:20Bye.
00:18:22This is my first bitch slap, but seeing the look on her Botoxed face...
00:18:26You deserve him.
00:18:27...totally makes it worth it.
00:18:29I like.
00:18:33And he's going to put me in this next movie.
00:18:35I'm sorry, but isn't he kind of old?
00:18:37Aren't you going to have to, you know...
00:18:39Do him?
00:18:40Probably.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:42If I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap about the blow job she'll have to
00:18:45give to get a movie part, I'll pee my pants.
00:18:48Um, excuse me.
00:18:50We're in line.
00:18:52Um, actually, you're at the mirror, which doesn't really constitute the line.
00:18:59Whatever.
00:19:00Just go.
00:19:01It's fine.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And ick on you.
00:19:08Hmm.
00:19:15I'll give you my number, and then, you know, maybe we can hang out sometime.
00:19:18You want to give me your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure.
00:19:20Put it down.
00:19:20Totally.
00:19:21Cool.
00:19:21Yeah.
00:19:21We'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing.
00:19:23Yeah, right?
00:19:24That's just awkward.
00:19:25Yeah, I know.
00:19:26I know.
00:19:26I know.
00:19:26I know.
00:19:26I know.
00:19:26I know.
00:19:28Wash.
00:19:29Oh, Wash.
00:19:30Oh, Ola.
00:19:33Wash?
00:19:34No, that didn't pee on my hands.
00:19:38Sura, sura, zaminsas.
00:19:40Yo, Mama.
00:19:42Hey.
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zac?
00:19:43He's over there in the corner booth.
00:19:44Uh, no, I didn't see him.
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep.
00:19:48I saw him.
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight.
00:19:50Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:54Sorry.
00:19:54That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:58So, what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:19:59Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03Uh, no, I mean, not really.
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously?
00:20:07Why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before.
00:20:11Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot, but...
00:20:13Nope.
00:20:14Well, if you were telling me you're just gonna leave him to the uneducated models of L.A.,
00:20:18then I am gonna have to jump his bones.
00:20:20For both of us.
00:20:26So, are you an actor?
00:20:27No.
00:20:27No, no, no, not really.
00:20:29I thought I was for a minute, but turns out it's not for me.
00:20:32It's way too much self-analyzing.
00:20:35So, what do you do now?
00:20:36I design jewelry.
00:20:37These are mine.
00:20:39They're very nice.
00:20:40Thanks.
00:20:41Oh, my gosh.
00:20:42Is this here?
00:20:43You're what?
00:20:43Zach Mackley was named number one in their Hottest Men Alive issue.
00:20:47Yes!
00:20:47Can I process that?
00:20:48Oh, come on, are you kidding?
00:20:49Oh, come on, Cece, it's Zast Magazine.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53It's not exactly...
00:20:54You know, it's very...
00:20:54Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:58She was the producer.
00:21:02Maybe she gets home okay.
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:06Mwah.
00:21:12I don't want to excuse me for one second.
00:21:14Hey, uh, hey, Dale.
00:21:15Hey, Dale.
00:21:16Hey, Dale.
00:21:17Hey, hey, Dale.
00:21:18Focus back together!
00:21:22I'll hold him up, Zach.
00:21:24Come on, let's go inside for a minute.
00:21:25Please.
00:21:26Yeah, it's...
00:21:27It doesn't make any sense to me sometimes.
00:21:30Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you.
00:21:32I went to, uh, see if you wanted to go to dinner next week.
00:21:34Um, I can't.
00:21:37I didn't even give you a day.
00:21:39Well, I'm sorry.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:40I'm just...
00:21:41I'm slammed right now.
00:21:43Working this...
00:21:44retarded dating reality show.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:48Well, I mean...
00:21:50Look, if you're not too busy, then maybe, uh, you can make about my show at the label next week.
00:21:53We can hang out after that.
00:21:55Yeah?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:58Because...
00:21:58I guess you'd come to the other night.
00:21:59Oh, I'm...
00:22:01I'm sorry.
00:22:02It's okay.
00:22:03I totally forgot.
00:22:04Hey, you know what?
00:22:04Next week, though, for sure.
00:22:06Okay.
00:22:06Good.
00:22:08Because...
00:22:09You had me a little bit worried there.
00:22:10You know?
00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that.
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food.
00:22:15You know?
00:22:15I need to see you every so often.
00:22:17L.A. comfort food.
00:22:19I like that.
00:22:22I'm sorry.
00:22:23It's just been one of those months.
00:22:25You know, that photographer J.P. and I...
00:22:28Right.
00:22:29We were sort of dating on and off, and then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant,
00:22:33and...
00:22:34I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight, and I ran into them.
00:22:37And I just...
00:22:39I don't know.
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore.
00:22:42It's just...
00:22:43It's not for me.
00:22:44Well, I didn't even know you were dating anyone.
00:22:46I thought you were...
00:22:47I thought you were single.
00:22:48Well, slightly single.
00:22:50I mean, it was never anything fully committed.
00:22:55Well, breakups are always pretty tough.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:22:59I just don't get the sound.
00:23:00Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal.
00:23:04It just...
00:23:04Yeah, but you know it's all about hype.
00:23:06Right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is.
00:23:08It's hype.
00:23:09Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous.
00:23:14You're part of something better that people are searching for.
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:16But I am the exact same person that I've always been.
00:23:20I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype.
00:23:22Hey, Zach!
00:23:23Come here!
00:23:25Come on.
00:23:26I got it.
00:23:28Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:32I think I can handle that.
00:23:35Right.
00:23:36Oh.
00:23:37Oh.
00:23:37Oh.
00:23:38I'm so sorry.
00:23:39It's okay.
00:23:39I like a good headbutt.
00:23:41That was...
00:23:41Yeah, I was...
00:23:42I've been to kiss your cheek, isn't it?
00:23:44I am such an idiot.
00:23:46He was clearly going for the lips.
00:23:50Okay.
00:23:50Well, have a good night.
00:23:51Thanks.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:55Bye.
00:23:58Bye.
00:24:00Bye.
00:24:09Bye.
00:24:09I'll be natural and forget that the camera's even here.
00:24:12Oh.
00:24:12Well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera.
00:24:15So, why don't you tell me how you and Bert met.
00:24:17I'm sure that's a great story.
00:24:19We met on the internet.
00:24:21Now take these two.
00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town.
00:24:26Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV.
00:24:30A blue pillow day makes your lady wanna stay.
00:24:37Hey, Dale.
00:24:38Oh, whoa.
00:24:40Seven.
00:24:41There's a call for you online, too.
00:24:43Oh, really?
00:24:44Um, I'll be back in just a second.
00:24:47Oh, hey.
00:24:51This is Dale Squire.
00:24:53Dale, it's Becca.
00:24:56Can you come pick me up, please?
00:24:57Yeah, what's wrong?
00:24:59I'm up to eating.
00:25:01It's like a saucepan.
00:25:02Take a laugh.
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds.
00:25:08You don't want to leave this in there.
00:25:10That was Becca.
00:25:11She was crying.
00:25:13I don't know.
00:25:13I've got to go pick her up.
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes.
00:25:16Can you cover for me?
00:25:17With the phone, sex, and cyberspacing 80-year-old couple.
00:25:19Yes, please.
00:25:20They're kind of scaring me.
00:25:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:22Go.
00:25:29Three, two, one.
00:25:32Oh, geez.
00:25:39Hey.
00:25:43What happened?
00:25:45Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:48What happened?
00:25:51Becca, you have got to be kidding me.
00:25:53I just don't understand.
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot six months ago.
00:25:57How does someone get a boot on their car twice in less than a year?
00:25:59Every Monday, I have to get up and move my car before 9 a.m.
00:26:049 a.m.
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:10On days like this, it's really helpful to remember that Becca donates blood, rescues puppies, and volunteers at the local
00:26:16soup kitchen.
00:26:17How much?
00:26:19$980.
00:26:20$980?
00:26:22Yes.
00:26:23It's okay.
00:26:24You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money.
00:26:40Love is alive, alive like a newborn child.
00:26:47Love is a war, broken and running wild.
00:26:54Love is a thief, and I'm stealing our hearts tonight.
00:27:20Love is a thief, and I'm stealing our hearts, and I'm stealing our hearts, and I'm stealing our hearts, and
00:27:29I'm stealing our hearts.
00:27:30I know, right?
00:27:32He looks so different.
00:27:33I don't think he's as clean as he used to be.
00:27:36Clean?
00:27:36He's got that whole grungy rock star thing working for him.
00:27:40You can say that again.
00:27:44Hey, Jill, where's Drew tonight?
00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening, and then he's going out the guys.
00:27:49Is he so excited about the whole engagement?
00:27:51Yes, he's so excited.
00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement, so we set a date.
00:27:57September.
00:27:58Oh!
00:28:00That's great.
00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:28:03Uh, no, Holly, I don't.
00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here.
00:28:08I'm 25, Jill.
00:28:10It's not like you're 100.
00:28:11Yeah, count me out on this one.
00:28:13Well, my agent told me never to bulge my real age, so I really can't participate in this conversation either.
00:28:17And you both smell like desperate whores.
00:28:26Thank you all for coming.
00:28:27Thank you very much.
00:28:31Hey.
00:28:32You made it.
00:28:32Hey.
00:28:34That was incredible.
00:28:36That was amazing.
00:28:36You think?
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:37You know everyone, right?
00:28:38Yeah, definitely lovely ladies of L.A., of course, and seven.
00:28:42Much better now that you're here.
00:28:43How are you?
00:28:43Good.
00:28:45Good.
00:28:46Hey.
00:28:47Hey.
00:28:48How are you doing?
00:28:49What's up?
00:28:50I'm going to go to the bar.
00:28:51Anybody want a drink?
00:28:52You guys want to join?
00:28:53Sure.
00:28:53Why not?
00:28:54I'll stay.
00:28:55Will you give me another Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure.
00:28:57Okay.
00:28:59Hey.
00:29:02Hey, where did Dale go?
00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:07Oh, well, Cece, this is Hallie.
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night.
00:29:11No, it was nice to meet you.
00:29:12Same.
00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend, Dominique.
00:29:17So, when are you practicing tomorrow?
00:29:19I want to hear from the song.
00:29:20Oh, but Cece works A&R for our tour manager, so everything's got to get the thumbs up from her.
00:29:25Wow.
00:29:25I'm easy.
00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know, but with a voice like his, you can't do much wrong.
00:29:32She's, uh, she's cute.
00:29:34I say go for it.
00:29:36You're in trouble.
00:29:36You know that, Cece?
00:29:37What?
00:29:38Afraid you're going to fall in love?
00:29:42Hold it.
00:29:43Hold it.
00:29:48Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks.
00:29:51She winks?
00:29:52All the time.
00:29:54That guy is a winker.
00:29:55Peck, it's a wanker?
00:29:57No, not a wanker.
00:29:58A winker.
00:29:58She winks.
00:30:01I only do it to the guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing.
00:30:05It's a character role.
00:30:06Good.
00:30:07So, what are you guys doing after this?
00:30:09Um, at home.
00:30:10Yeah, I got to work early in the morning.
00:30:12Whoa, whoa, lame, lame.
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots, please?
00:30:16Pop shell?
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:18Oh, no.
00:30:19No, that is trouble.
00:30:20I've puked.
00:30:21I'll clean it up.
00:30:23Oh, God.
00:30:24Uh, count yourself lucky you even got her out.
00:30:26She's always in bed by 10 p.m.
00:30:28Maybe just one night.
00:30:30Uh, I would, but I really should go.
00:30:33Me either.
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning.
00:30:36I have an audition at 9.
00:30:37I'm casting.
00:30:38I'm free.
00:30:39I'll clean.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:41Well, I'll let you do a little stuff like this one time, okay?
00:30:45But next time, you're staying.
00:30:47All of you.
00:30:47Okay.
00:30:47Stay in.
00:30:48Good job.
00:30:52I don't mean to be rude, but can I get an autograph?
00:30:56Oh, yeah, sure.
00:31:01Thanks.
00:31:02I'm a big fan.
00:31:05Wow, that is a lot of tequila.
00:31:08Oh, yeah.
00:31:09I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix.
00:31:12Things might get silly.
00:31:14Okay.
00:31:16All right, but only if you do a wraparound.
00:31:20We go like this.
00:31:29Just once.
00:31:30And I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass either.
00:31:33It's an out hole, not an in hole.
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:35I'm not being a prude.
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:38Now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody.
00:31:42I just had the wedding on my mind, all right?
00:31:44The wedding...
00:31:44You haven't had any input in BTW.
00:31:48BTW, Jesus.
00:31:50It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding.
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yes, it is disgusting what you're doing.
00:31:57It's a pig.
00:31:57I'm a pig.
00:31:59Hi.
00:31:59Hi.
00:32:00Hi.
00:32:00Are you guys okay?
00:32:02Yeah, we're good.
00:32:03We're just here working on our calves.
00:32:04Hey, hi.
00:32:06Well, that's...
00:32:06Who was that?
00:32:07That's, uh...
00:32:09That is, uh, a client.
00:32:10Jill.
00:32:11God.
00:32:12Yeah, right.
00:32:12Back off.
00:32:13Yeah, right.
00:32:14Like, that's what it is.
00:32:16Everything.
00:32:16Jill calls her engagement to Drew a match made in heaven.
00:32:19Watching them squabble about wedding cakes and the medicinal benefits of anal sex, I couldn't
00:32:25help but think that heaven has a strange sense of humor.
00:32:27I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Bye.
00:32:30Come on, Bowie.
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible, man.
00:32:33Listen.
00:32:34I want to try it.
00:32:35It's just one, one little...
00:32:36We can't even go hike one day.
00:32:37Just one time...
00:32:37No!
00:32:41You know, that camera looks very good on you.
00:32:43Oh, you think?
00:32:45So what are you going to do with these pictures?
00:32:46I don't know.
00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet and make some money off your ass.
00:32:51Album cover, my man.
00:32:52I'm telling you.
00:32:55Want some?
00:32:55Oh, no, no, thanks.
00:32:57I'm cool.
00:32:57You smoke too much, Jeffers.
00:32:59Way too much.
00:33:00What?
00:33:01It's all natural.
00:33:02Oh, organic.
00:33:05No chemicals.
00:33:05Is this new?
00:33:08It is.
00:33:09It's about a girl.
00:33:12Is it about?
00:33:13That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:16No.
00:33:17No blondes.
00:33:21There ain't no words that I could say
00:33:26Cause words would just get in the way
00:33:32But it is written in the wind
00:33:37This is where it all begins
00:33:43I've been dreaming you to last
00:33:49I've been hoping every night
00:33:54Now you're wanting me to stay
00:33:59Keeps getting better every day
00:34:03Every day
00:34:05And I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:10I think about it all the time
00:34:15Yeah, yeah
00:34:17I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:21I just can't get you off my mind
00:34:27I found a reason for living again
00:34:32I found a reason for loving again
00:34:37See you later
00:34:39I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:42So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good
00:34:47There's a bit of drama though
00:34:48Wow, drama in a wedding
00:34:50It's shocking
00:34:51Yeah, well Jill wants this, you know
00:34:53Chapel filled with 8,000 red roses
00:34:56And some like $80,000 wedding dinner
00:34:59And $7,000 wedding dress
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab
00:35:03Wow, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now
00:35:05Or her dad
00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill, you know
00:35:08We love her for it
00:35:09She's extravagant
00:35:10You know, I've known her since I was 11
00:35:12We went to boarding school together
00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah
00:35:20It's complicated
00:35:21When did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well, on the holidays
00:35:24Or, you know, the occasional odd long weekend
00:35:27I liked boarding school
00:35:29It was what I needed
00:35:31How do you mean?
00:35:34My parents died when I was a kid
00:35:37I've told you that, right?
00:35:38No
00:35:39No, I'm very sorry
00:35:41I didn't know that
00:35:43How did they die?
00:35:44Together?
00:35:46No, they actually died separately
00:35:49My dad was when I was 5
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11
00:35:54Oh no, no, no
00:35:55It's not sad
00:35:57It was a really long time ago
00:36:00I just don't talk about it much
00:36:02Because
00:36:06Um, what about your parents?
00:36:08They're still together, right?
00:36:10Still together
00:36:10Yeah, after 30 years
00:36:13They're totally in love with each other
00:36:15It's amazing
00:36:16Oh, you can get that
00:36:19No, no, that's okay
00:36:22But you can get that
00:36:23Sorry
00:36:26Oh, it's Hallie
00:36:27Just two seconds
00:36:29Hey
00:36:31Um, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:36:32I'm still here
00:36:36Um, sure
00:36:37That's fine
00:36:40Wait
00:36:41You didn't really just do
00:36:42What I think you just did, did you?
00:36:44Because I kind of had plans
00:36:45To just spend the night with you
00:36:47Um, she's outside
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know
00:36:51Not for me
00:36:54Doors open
00:36:55Hi
00:36:57Dale said she was coming by
00:36:58To shoot the band today
00:36:59So I thought I'd surprise you
00:37:01Hey
00:37:01Hey
00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago
00:37:04But, um
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah
00:37:08Wanted you, uh
00:37:09Sit back down
00:37:10You're not
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:10No, I know
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame
00:37:13But I
00:37:14Have to work in the morning
00:37:15So
00:37:15You should see the show she's casting
00:37:17It is so funny
00:37:18Look, you could stay
00:37:19Have another beer
00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later
00:37:23Just
00:37:23One
00:37:24One second
00:37:27All right, Mr. Zachary
00:37:29Um
00:37:29I'll text you tomorrow
00:37:30Why are you leaving?
00:37:32Because I have to work tomorrow
00:37:35And you're just gonna leave me with your friend in there
00:37:37Hey, Zach
00:37:37Where's your corkscrew?
00:37:39Okay
00:37:41Okay
00:37:41You know
00:37:44He just showed up hours later
00:37:46Unannounced
00:37:46I guess something did happen between them the other night
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well, I mean
00:37:51He said he wanted me to stay
00:37:53And, you know
00:37:54But I think he was just playing dumb
00:37:56I'm gonna get you, Dale
00:37:57I really don't
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:02Because, Seven
00:38:03I'm done having meaningless relationships
00:38:05With these loser L.A. guys
00:38:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
00:38:08Whoa
00:38:08Zach is a loser L.A. guy
00:38:13No, he's
00:38:13No, he's not
00:38:15But
00:38:15Anyhow, I'm not his type
00:38:17Especially now that
00:38:18Hallie's all over him
00:38:19You are so wrong
00:38:21You're so wrong
00:38:23It doesn't matter
00:38:24Because
00:38:24Hey, I'm gonna go out
00:38:25On a date with Hayden
00:38:26Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:38:27But just his friend
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden
00:38:30The fame-seeking personal trainer
00:38:32Who's only using you to get ahead in this desperate city
00:38:35Oh, shit, Seven
00:38:37That's
00:38:38That's harsh
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you
00:38:40So you listen to his stupid reality show concept
00:38:42He's only interested in seeing what you can do for him in his career
00:38:46Because you have a career
00:38:47And the only reason Hallie isn't to Zach
00:38:49Is because you gave her the okay to pursue
00:38:52I never said pursue
00:38:54She asked me if we'd ever hooked up
00:38:55And I said no
00:38:56Liz, I've never said this to you before
00:38:57But you are going to regret this
00:39:00Trust me
00:39:02Damn it, you're afraid of a real relationship, Dale
00:39:05Why does everyone keep saying that?
00:39:06I am not scared of relationships
00:39:09But you're scared of something
00:39:13Let's just forget about it
00:39:27Okay
00:39:28Sorry
00:39:29Yeah, no, it's okay
00:39:31I just wasn't expecting that
00:39:36Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:42Yeah, it was weird
00:39:44I felt like I sensed something between you guys
00:39:49Yeah
00:39:50Yeah, I think maybe you did
00:39:52I don't know
00:39:52Dale and I are really tight
00:39:54You know
00:39:54And as I told you before, Hallie
00:39:56I'm just not that interested in a relationship right now
00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong impression
00:40:01About what's going on here
00:40:04She's the one that told me to pursue you
00:40:06Just so you know
00:40:06She told you that
00:40:09Yeah, you sound surprised
00:40:11She said you guys were just friends
00:40:13You've never hooked up
00:40:14And that she isn't your type
00:40:17Not my type
00:40:21So are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:40:23We're cool
00:40:24But I just
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea
00:40:27Right now
00:40:28Okay?
00:40:28What?
00:40:28This isn't a good idea
00:40:29Look, I just
00:40:30I'm just not that into this
00:40:32Right now
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:35Are you into this?
00:40:36Yeah
00:40:45Hey
00:40:46Hey Hayden
00:40:47Hey, is that a stutter?
00:40:48Hey Hayden
00:40:49Oh
00:40:49Just joking
00:40:50Whoa
00:40:52Whoa
00:40:54Hey
00:40:55That's not expected
00:40:56It's really, really nice to see you
00:40:58So this is a great restaurant
00:40:59It's got some health conscious options
00:41:01Okay
00:41:01Because you know
00:41:03I'd like to take care of myself
00:41:05As you can see
00:41:07I did notice
00:41:08Your pecs just now
00:41:09Oh
00:41:10Hey
00:41:11Hey
00:41:12Are you flexing?
00:41:14What a paltrow eats it
00:41:16Really?
00:41:17Paltrow
00:41:21What are you options for something low carb, low fat, low sodium, high protein?
00:41:25Which is better?
00:41:25The bacon cheeseburger or the baby back rim?
00:41:27Is this Cajun salmon wild-caught or farm-raised?
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers or branly?
00:41:32Favorite organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free nut?
00:41:34Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35Can you steam that and fill it with grilling it?
00:41:37Because I don't want any acrylamides in my food
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter
00:41:40Aren't these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:43You're right
00:41:43But people really are vain here
00:41:45I mean, I'm not
00:41:46I'm self-aware
00:41:47Which is like
00:41:48Radically different
00:41:49And I'm self-conscious
00:41:51Conscious of self
00:41:52Right
00:41:53I'm self-conscious
00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good
00:41:57I'm all about my work
00:41:59And my body is my work
00:42:00So
00:42:01One might say that
00:42:02Yeah, I'm all about my body
00:42:04But
00:42:05In some respects that is true
00:42:06But I mean, you're completely missing the point
00:42:08And the point is
00:42:13Completely missed my point
00:42:15Okay, rewind
00:42:16Reset
00:42:17Look
00:42:19I feel like we've got a great vibe between you and me
00:42:21Great energy going on here
00:42:22So, yeah
00:42:22Okay
00:42:24I get it
00:42:25So let's lay the facts down
00:42:27You want to be with me
00:42:28And vice versa
00:42:29That much is clear
00:42:30But my work always comes first
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat
00:42:35Basically
00:42:35My body comes before you
00:42:38He seems perfect
00:42:39Good looking
00:42:40Somewhat single-minded
00:42:42Somewhat vain
00:42:43And it's not too bright
00:42:45No promise of a great romance
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt
00:42:53But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here
00:42:58Because there's great
00:43:01Beautiful chest on you
00:43:02With great definition
00:43:03You probably bench press quite a bit
00:43:04Is Seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for Seven to be right
00:43:08Because he's always right about that kind of stuff
00:43:16Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or...
00:43:17I need a sign
00:43:19Is this right for me?
00:43:22I got this great idea
00:43:23I know you're going to love it
00:43:27Fitness fanatics
00:43:28It's my reality TV show
00:43:32Check, please
00:43:34Is that for checks?
00:43:45Ready, Freddy?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:48You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys, it's two blocks
00:43:51They have valet parking, you know
00:44:00So where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:02I don't know
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday
00:44:04And I haven't seen her for the rest of the week
00:44:06You know that she changed her status
00:44:08To it's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:11It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys
00:44:16The yoga instructor just smiled at me
00:44:18He is the cutest dimple
00:44:21Okay, he's telling us to shut up
00:44:23His smile is just his stated zen
00:44:25Oh, God
00:44:28Namaste
00:44:30Namaste
00:44:31You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:33Yeah
00:44:34I have to
00:44:35I'm older than you
00:44:37You get satter quicker
00:44:38Sorry, I'm late
00:44:39I just got your message
00:44:42You're late
00:44:43Hey
00:44:45Hey
00:44:47What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious
00:44:49I was telling Yale about my wedding
00:44:51Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet
00:44:53Or groomsmen for that matter
00:44:55Well, you know
00:44:56We're guys
00:44:57We take a little bit longer
00:44:58We're that kind of stuff
00:44:59Yeah
00:45:02Well, I gotta go
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at two
00:45:04And then a couple jewelry design appointments
00:45:06Oh, that's so fetch
00:45:07Congrats, girl
00:45:08Thanks, girl
00:45:08So I'll call you later
00:45:10Hey, do you mind driving me home?
00:45:13No yoga
00:45:14No, we missed it
00:45:16Um, yeah
00:45:17I guess
00:45:19Okay
00:45:20When did that start
00:45:22And did you know?
00:45:24Well, I mean
00:45:25I kind of guessed
00:45:25But
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:28What's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better
00:45:31Seriously
00:45:32Anybody that knows you
00:45:33Would know that you are so hot for him
00:45:34Becca
00:45:35I am not so hot for him
00:45:36No, he's your friend
00:45:37And
00:45:38It is so typical of Hallie
00:45:40She's a fame whore
00:45:41No, she's not
00:45:43It's
00:45:45Damn it
00:45:45She is a fame whore
00:45:46No, she's not
00:45:48Oh, God
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now
00:45:51And
00:45:51She doesn't deserve that
00:45:53Hallie was there for me
00:45:54When I had that swine flu
00:45:56Every time I've broken up
00:45:57With a quasi-boyfriend
00:45:59I don't know what I would have done
00:46:01About that stalker
00:46:01If it wasn't for Hallie
00:46:04I need something to take my mind
00:46:05Off all this
00:46:09Dale, I don't know what I would do without you
00:46:11Oh, come on
00:46:12It's what friends are for
00:46:14Oh, honey
00:46:14Do you like that setting?
00:46:15Yeah, no, I do
00:46:16It's nice
00:46:17You didn't even look
00:46:18No, I did
00:46:18I'm looking
00:46:19Yeah, I love it
00:46:20It's
00:46:20What do you think, Dale?
00:46:22Oh, that's beautiful
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:24Okay, I gotta go
00:46:24I gotta go
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:25Wait, what?
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:26I gotta go
00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late from the meeting
00:46:28Oh, look at
00:46:29That's great
00:46:29That was my favorite
00:46:31I love you
00:46:32I love you
00:46:32So much
00:46:33I love you
00:46:35Shit
00:46:36He makes me so mad
00:46:38We're planning the registry
00:46:39For the most important day of our life
00:46:41And he just leaves
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling a bit of
00:46:44A bit of what?
00:46:45Anxiety?
00:46:46Can't believe you're defending him
00:46:48What?
00:46:49No, no, no, no
00:46:50I'm not defending him
00:46:51You just don't understand
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend
00:46:53What it feels like inside of me right now
00:46:55Because you've never been here
00:46:57Well, that's
00:46:58That's true
00:47:00I used to think about what it'd be like
00:47:01To live your life, Dale
00:47:03Just walking in your shoes
00:47:05Nobody expects anything from you
00:47:08They don't
00:47:10No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-mm
00:47:13Because you don't have parents
00:47:14Expecting babies and marriages
00:47:15And perfect husbands
00:47:17It's really hard
00:47:19It's true, but
00:47:21It doesn't mean I want to end up alone
00:47:24Tell me something, girl
00:47:27Am I expecting too much?
00:47:30Is wanting my fiancée to be excited about our wedding
00:47:33Is that too much?
00:47:37I don't know, Jill
00:47:39Back at St. Mary's for our first communion
00:47:42The biggest deal was finding out
00:47:44Who you were going to get paired up with
00:47:46I dreamed of walking down the aisle
00:47:48With Billy Dobson
00:47:49Hand in hand
00:47:51But no such luck
00:47:52He was paired with Jill
00:47:53And I ended up with
00:47:54What's-his-face
00:47:55Who picked his nose all the time
00:47:59I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle
00:48:01With a Billy Dobson of my own
00:48:06Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them
00:48:16And is this you with your mother?
00:48:18Yeah
00:48:23Here, look at this one
00:48:25Oh, that's great
00:48:26With the smoke around Jibber's face
00:48:29Yeah
00:48:31So how's Hallie?
00:48:32Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?
00:48:34No
00:48:35No, not an item
00:48:37Definitely not
00:48:37She's a very nice girl
00:48:40But, um
00:48:41She doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:48:43Well, you're a big boy
00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her
00:48:47Hey, um
00:48:48I wanted to ask you
00:48:49Did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:54I-
00:48:55Hello there, Miss Homebody
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:58Did you forget my big screen debut, Dale?
00:49:01We're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere
00:49:03Hello
00:49:04What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead
00:49:12No excuses
00:49:13Seven was supposed to tell you
00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't
00:49:16Oh, my God, I did, actually
00:49:18It's just that you had your head buried in those photos
00:49:20And you didn't notice
00:49:20Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A.
00:49:23You can wear whatever you want
00:49:25Okay, I'll just grab my purse
00:49:26I'll get your heels
00:49:29Well, hello to you, too
00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to
00:49:32What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember, when I texted you earlier?
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did, but, uh, but I'm done now
00:49:37Hallie, Hallie, what's up?
00:49:38What's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question
00:49:41Excuse me?
00:49:43What is going on, Dale?
00:49:45Look, I'm just...
00:49:46Nothing?
00:49:47Did I miss something here?
00:49:48Oh, wait
00:49:49Do you like him now?
00:49:50Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:49:53Of course you are
00:49:54Zach, you're a piece of crap
00:49:56You know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy
00:49:59Who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:00And then not call him
00:50:01Well, fuck you
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie
00:50:03I've told you that ten times
00:50:04Okay, look, look
00:50:05I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here
00:50:08This is not going to end well
00:50:09Just leave, okay?
00:50:14I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie
00:50:20You really need to calm down
00:50:21You put on this little woe is me act
00:50:23But I'm not buying it
00:50:24Just because you throw yourself at every guy
00:50:27Who's famous
00:50:28Who you think can get you somewhere
00:50:29And who you think wants you
00:50:31And then shoots you down
00:50:31You know what?
00:50:32Don't take that out on me, okay?
00:50:34You play the victim thing really well
00:50:36But it's a load of crap
00:50:39Shut up
00:50:39You're not my friend, Dale
00:50:41You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:43You just play it better
00:50:44What, you guys?
00:50:45This is retarded
00:50:46But you're just going to take her side?
00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:49Come on, Hallie, let's go
00:50:50Just don't touch me
00:50:56That really just happened?
00:51:05This week on Dirty Roomies
00:51:07What are you going to clean this up?
00:51:08I can't live like this
00:51:09I made the mess
00:51:10I don't understand why I just have to clean it up
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these
00:51:15And get them to a letter
00:51:16The producers just want to see it by Friday
00:51:18I think cleaning's overrated
00:51:20There's still a lot of poo down the heat
00:51:21I'm not pooing where I eat
00:51:24There's something really truthful about
00:51:25Just waiting and doing your whole job at once
00:51:27We're going to use up all the dishes
00:51:29And then it's time to clean
00:51:30So you want to talk about it?
00:51:37Not really
00:51:39Hallie call?
00:51:41No
00:51:42Call her?
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything
00:51:45Until I do it
00:51:46I'm not a housewife
00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too
00:51:51And they should be treated
00:51:53So I'll show you my pets
00:51:54And you're going to kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderer?
00:51:58Seven, what do you think?
00:51:59I should do
00:52:01Be honest
00:52:03Well, I've been honest
00:52:06Not with Hallie
00:52:07With herself
00:52:10Sorry, babe
00:52:10I cannot give you any more advice on this one
00:52:14And you put on your pants
00:52:16You know, look
00:52:16If Vanessa has a problem with it
00:52:17She should clean that shit up
00:52:19Hey, it's Dale
00:52:21Listen, Hallie
00:52:22Will you
00:52:22Can you just call me back?
00:52:24Please
00:52:25Since I have a private number
00:52:27Hallie won't pick up
00:52:28Neither will any of our friends
00:52:30In case it's, you know, someone annoying
00:52:32They will call you back
00:52:34But since we all have private numbers
00:52:36It's nearly impossible for us to communicate by phone
00:52:39Fortunately, I pick up my phone
00:52:41Otherwise, this game of trading voicemails would never end
00:52:44Hello
00:52:45Hey, it's Hallie
00:52:47Hey
00:52:49Jerk off
00:52:51This guy's on his cell phone
00:52:52I can't drive
00:52:55Sorry
00:52:57Hey, are you okay?
00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay
00:53:00How are you?
00:53:02Hey, um
00:53:02You want to meet up for dinner tonight
00:53:04And maybe just clear the air about everything?
00:53:07Yeah, I think we should
00:53:08How does 8pm at Cascade count?
00:53:10Alright, sounds good
00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there
00:53:15Aw
00:53:19You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful
00:53:23Thank you
00:53:26So what are the big plans for tonight?
00:53:28Well, that was, um, Hallie
00:53:29She wants to, uh, get together
00:53:31I think so we can talk about everything
00:53:34I think she forgot it was my birthday, though
00:53:35I mean, it was just understandable under the circumstances
00:53:38What about the other girls?
00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind
00:53:42Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding
00:53:43And, you know, Becca just got that huge movie
00:53:45So, it's okay
00:53:48Happy birthday, Del
00:53:58Hi, I have a reservation for, um, Squire or Hallie Kimball
00:54:03Thanks
00:54:06Surprise
00:54:08You didn't think we were going to forget, did you?
00:54:11I kind of did
00:54:12Happy birthday
00:54:13Happy birthday
00:54:14Alright, you guys, let's dance
00:54:16Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:19Woo!
00:54:19Woo!
00:54:19Woo!
00:54:19Cause you're my grave
00:54:22Don't get away
00:54:25It's like Chase
00:54:29Cause you're my grave
00:54:39Make a wish
00:54:40But don't tell anyone or it won't come true
00:54:42Okay
00:54:43What could I possibly wish for?
00:54:50Woo!
00:54:52Happy birthday
00:54:53Thank you, bye
00:54:54Bye
00:55:11You're drunk, Jill
00:55:12You never cared before when I was drunk
00:55:15And it's Dale's birthday for Christ's sake
00:55:18Alright, you have got to lower your voice now
00:55:20Because now, you're making a scene
00:55:22Uh, you've got to relax, Drew
00:55:24Cause there's nothing I've never heard before
00:55:26You are so self-centered, Drew
00:55:29There's bigger things happening in the world
00:55:31Than your stupid actor clients
00:55:33And the Nielsen ratings on the TV
00:55:35You're now officially embarrassing everybody here
00:55:38Okay?
00:55:39Don't you dare effing tell me that I'm embarrassing you
00:55:43Okay?
00:55:44Because my friends think you're a douchebag
00:55:47Yeah
00:55:47A nasty-ass sleazebag agent
00:55:50It's true, we don't think you're a douchebag
00:55:52It's okay
00:55:52Come on
00:55:53Thanks
00:55:54Oh, where are you gonna go?
00:55:55Are you gonna go home and masturbate?
00:55:57To one of your anime porns?
00:56:00It's cartoons
00:56:01He made me watch anime porn
00:56:03Yeah, I'm gonna go home and masturbate
00:56:05It's disgusting
00:56:06Because it's better than anything you're giving me at home
00:56:09No, cause you love to masturbate
00:56:11Cause for you, it's like having sex with somebody that you love
00:56:14Yourself
00:56:15Wait, did you just make that up?
00:56:17Annie Hall, 77
00:56:17I'm going home
00:56:19You're gonna go screw one of your actresses?
00:56:22One of your stupid, slutty, sleep-your-way-to-the-top actresses?
00:56:31Only, I need to go to the top
00:56:33Somebody can stick around
00:56:34Cause now she's drunk
00:56:35And you're pissed off
00:56:37That's like the worst combination for you
00:56:39I know
00:56:39Oh, just
00:56:40Excuse me
00:56:41It's okay
00:56:41It's okay
00:56:47I'm stuck
00:56:49I'm sorry, Dale
00:56:50Jill, you don't have to be sorry
00:56:51You just got a little wasted
00:56:53That's all
00:56:54Oh, I drank too much
00:56:57Never drinking again
00:56:58Heard that one before
00:57:04I don't like you once to marry me, you guys
00:57:07And then I'm getting married in three weeks
00:57:11Boo
00:57:12Don't worry about Drew right now
00:57:13Just finish blowing chunks, okay?
00:57:15Why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there?
00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill
00:57:19Okay
00:57:21Listen, Hallie
00:57:23I'm really sorry
00:57:24Are we okay?
00:57:25Yeah, we're okay
00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean
00:57:27I'm sorry
00:57:28Me too
00:57:29I'm so sorry
00:57:29You're okay
00:57:37Look what the cat dragged in
00:57:39Seven told me about your little surprise party
00:57:42You know, it's your birthday
00:57:43So I wanted to come out
00:57:45See you
00:57:46I'm glad you did
00:57:49Wait, where are the girls?
00:57:51Oh my god
00:57:52I told everybody he jacks off
00:57:56Two cartoons
00:57:57Oh my god
00:57:58I am not drunk
00:57:59But I definitely
00:58:02Am sorry
00:58:04Come on, let's go get something to eat
00:58:05I'm really hungry
00:58:07You two want to come eat?
00:58:08Oh no, we'll stay
00:58:09I mean, I'll stay again
00:58:11I'll still stay with you
00:58:13Okay
00:58:19Bye
00:58:19Bye
00:58:20Thank you
00:58:21Thank you
00:58:24Going?
00:58:25Wow
00:58:25Quite a night
00:58:27Yeah, definitely
00:58:29Is this a birthday dance?
00:58:31I don't know
00:58:32Come on
00:58:33Come on
00:58:34I wish that I was walking
00:58:39Cause I would not be stopping
00:58:44Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:49Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:53Oh
00:58:56Finally
00:58:57You're so cute
00:59:00Thank you
00:59:02I knew it
00:59:04Do you feel older?
00:59:07Yes
00:59:09So when is your tour starting?
00:59:12You know, we actually just had to push another month
00:59:13Our tour manager totally screwed it up
00:59:16She got the dates wrong
00:59:18Actually, Cece
00:59:19Whom I think you've met
00:59:22Oh
00:59:22The blonde?
00:59:23Yeah, the blonde's
00:59:24At the park and at the show
00:59:27Yeah
00:59:27Right
00:59:28You had a thing with her, right?
00:59:30No
00:59:31No, no, no
00:59:32She works with me
00:59:34She's a tour manager
00:59:35I'm not into guys
00:59:38But
00:59:39What makes you think that I was into her?
00:59:41The fact that I'm now officially an idiot
00:59:44His lesbian tour manager
00:59:46Ugh
00:59:58It's a birthday present
01:00:03It'll bring you luck
01:00:04I thought you could use it a little bit
01:00:13Thank you
01:00:13My bed's all made up
01:00:16In case you wake up in the space I've saved here
01:00:21You're welcome
01:00:23You're not making me alone
01:00:27No
01:00:27No, it's actually
01:00:30Just the opposite
01:00:31And that's the problem
01:00:33I want that moment to last
01:00:37I'll do whatever you ask
01:00:39If you'll just bring me back
01:00:43Don't get too attached, Dale
01:00:47Come on, Jill
01:00:48We're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight
01:00:50Drew!
01:00:52You okay?
01:00:53She needs a couple glasses of water and some sleep
01:00:57Let's go
01:00:57Yeah, let's go
01:00:58Come on, babe
01:01:03Oh, that's disgusting
01:01:05No
01:01:05This is definitely picture-worthy
01:01:16Is that her puke bucket?
01:01:21Okay
01:01:21Becca's panty
01:01:24That's so funny
01:01:28She's a kid
01:01:29They're granny panty
01:01:30Oh, Bowie
01:01:31He's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world
01:01:37It's so weird getting older, isn't it?
01:01:39Everything just changes so fast
01:01:43Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?
01:01:47Why haven't you ever dated Zach?
01:01:53Because I never felt like I was...
01:01:56Good enough for him
01:01:57But you like him a lot, right?
01:02:01Yeah
01:02:01And you think he's handsome
01:02:04Yeah
01:02:05And he likes the doll ears
01:02:07Yeah
01:02:08I love Bowie
01:02:11And he's one of your best friends
01:02:13Mm-hmm
01:02:14So why don't you pursue him?
01:02:17I always liked him
01:02:20I'm just not good at pursuing a guy
01:02:24Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous
01:02:27I mean, I never...
01:02:28I never meant to
01:02:29I never even knew I did
01:02:31I guess I just feel the way you felt with JP, you know?
01:02:36Yeah, I understand that
01:02:42The next morning, as soon as she woke up
01:02:45Jill took a cab straight home to face the music
01:02:48Not knowing if that music would be a wedding march
01:02:52Drew
01:02:55I'm sorry
01:02:58I'm so sorry
01:03:05I love you
01:03:14I really do love you
01:03:17Me too
01:03:27Smell my hair
01:03:27Does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31No, it smells like Jill
01:03:32Ugh
01:03:32Wow, look at this
01:03:34Party at our place
01:03:35It's only 9 a.m.
01:03:37Last night she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life
01:03:43Oh, come on, Seven
01:03:44We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere
01:03:47Please
01:03:47Shut up, they were my period panties
01:03:51Hello
01:03:51Sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open
01:03:54Hey
01:03:55Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast
01:03:57Who's in?
01:03:58Camp
01:03:58Camp
01:04:00Dale
01:04:00Dale?
01:04:01Now, don't even begin to say no
01:04:03You're coming with me
01:04:03You need the fresh air
01:04:04So does Bowie
01:04:08What do you think, Bowie?
01:04:15All right, twist our arm
01:04:16To be my love
01:04:20Be my guide
01:04:22Be my shelter in the night
01:04:27Be my hope
01:04:29Be my truth
01:04:31I will not forget you
01:04:35And you're on the days of sleep
01:04:40These nights they're so ragged heart
01:04:43Too frail to fly
01:04:46We'll hold on to you
01:04:48Till you are all I need
01:04:54You
01:05:10To be my love
01:05:14Be my guide
01:05:16Be my shelter in the night
01:05:21Be my truth
01:05:25I will not, I will not forget you
01:05:33Thank you
01:05:34I think you want to go inside
01:05:36Okay, go on in, boy
01:05:38Good job
01:05:40Thanks, I really needed that
01:05:41Yeah, so did I
01:05:44Definitely
01:05:57Look, I
01:05:57Can I just talk to you
01:06:00For a second, Dale
01:06:01Just
01:06:01About you and me
01:06:03And about
01:06:04Us and what's happening here
01:06:07What about us?
01:06:09I don't know, I just
01:06:14I think I'm falling in love with you
01:06:19And I know that scares you
01:06:20And I know that makes you want to run away
01:06:21But I am not
01:06:23Going anywhere
01:06:24Dale
01:06:26I'm not gonna die on you
01:06:27I'm not your mother
01:06:28Or your father
01:06:31You're so scared of anything that's real
01:06:32And
01:06:34And I'm right here
01:06:38And I just want to know
01:06:39If you feel the same way
01:06:44You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach
01:06:50Wow
01:06:53Wow, I thought I understood what was going on here
01:06:55But I guess I was just
01:06:57I guess I was just totally wrong
01:07:00I can't believe you're saying that about me
01:07:02I can't believe you don't trust me
01:07:08I just want something real
01:07:10I've been chasing you for two years, Dale
01:07:12Two years
01:07:12You know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore
01:07:17Not if you don't feel the same way about me
01:07:28Goodbye, Dale
01:07:40I told Zach I want something real
01:07:43And here I go
01:07:44Screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real
01:07:48What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with Z and ends with Ack
01:07:56And it turns out
01:07:57Well, Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie
01:08:03But even if he had, how could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms
01:08:08She was right
01:08:09Maybe I do believe I picked him sometimes
01:08:11Everyone's been right about me
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it
01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt
01:08:19Because he's too perfect
01:08:21I've kept Zach at arm's length
01:08:22You're so afraid of getting hurt
01:08:24That you end up picking guys
01:08:25That have absolutely no substance
01:08:28Am I going to live the rest of my life
01:08:30With guys like this?
01:08:31Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:36No!
01:08:38Hell no!
01:08:39I'm ready to change
01:08:40If I get one more chance
01:08:43I won't screw it up again
01:08:45If I just get one more chance
01:08:48Where you walk with angels
01:08:52Love surround you
01:08:55You walk with angels
01:08:58Wherever you are
01:09:01You walk with angels
01:09:05Angels, angels, angels
01:09:08Wherever you are
01:09:11I'll be right there
01:09:22What are you doing here?
01:09:24I wanted to come by and talk
01:09:26Look, I think we've done enough talking
01:09:28So I'm really not interested in talking with you
01:09:30I just wanted to say that I understand
01:09:32That this isn't going to work
01:09:35You and I, that is
01:09:38Okay
01:09:41Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:45Because I don't want to be rude
01:09:46When you show up to my house unannounced
01:09:48Like
01:09:49Well, like right now
01:09:50And you're like a tiger
01:09:52And
01:09:54You throw yourself at me
01:09:55And I know I'm passing the blame right now
01:09:57But it's the best I can come up with on the fly
01:10:01Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:04You're not the typical Hollywood guy
01:10:05And she needs someone real like that
01:10:08Look, I really don't know what to say to that
01:10:11And Dale made it pretty clear
01:10:13That she's not interested in me
01:10:14You guys just have something between you two
01:10:18I've seen guys come in and out of her life
01:10:21But I've never seen her be as comfortable
01:10:24And happy as she is when she's with you
01:10:27Whatever she's going through
01:10:28Please don't give up on her, Zach
01:10:30Just let her work it out
01:10:37I'm sorry if I hurt you
01:10:38I never meant to do that
01:10:40You didn't
01:10:42I hurt myself
01:10:47I'm just going to open my eyes a little wider next time
01:10:53Can we maybe hang out
01:10:55Just like be friends and stuff
01:10:59Yeah, I don't see why not
01:11:00That'd be good
01:11:02Okay
01:11:03Good night
01:11:05Can we hang out right now?
01:11:06Maybe like
01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea
01:11:08Just come in
01:11:09That's not good
01:11:09Yeah
01:11:10Yeah
01:11:17No, no, no
01:11:18You don't understand
01:11:19She wants yellow roses, not red
01:11:21Okay, bye
01:11:23Hey
01:11:24Sounds like we got here just in time
01:11:25How can we help, Maine of Honor?
01:11:27I am so late
01:11:28Talk to seven
01:11:29Okay, okay
01:11:30I'll be right back
01:11:32Hello
01:11:33Hello
01:11:35Three, two, one
01:11:37My keys
01:11:40Thank you
01:11:41Three, two, one
01:11:43And a picture of Drew's mom
01:11:49I'm going to follow her
01:11:51Make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator
01:11:53And out the front door
01:12:03Today's the fix
01:12:04Okay
01:12:07So the funny thing about pantyhose is
01:12:09There isn't a tag
01:12:11How do you tell which way is the front?
01:12:13You really can't with these things
01:12:16Hi
01:12:17Is there a beautiful bride in here?
01:12:19Oh, look at you
01:12:19Nice suit
01:12:20Oh, shut up
01:12:21You're the one who looks beautiful
01:12:22It's your day
01:12:24Gosh
01:12:25Becca, what the hell are you doing?
01:12:28No
01:12:28You're not wearing pantyhose
01:12:30It's hot
01:12:30Take them off
01:12:31No
01:12:32Ridiculous
01:12:32I'm so sorry
01:12:34Oh, my God
01:12:34Where have you been?
01:12:36We just wanted to make sure everything's set up
01:12:37You know, perfectly
01:12:38At the reception and the dinner
01:12:39And it's great
01:12:41Wow
01:12:42You look amazing
01:12:44You look like a princess
01:12:52What?
01:12:55What do you want to know?
01:12:56Oh, don't cry
01:12:57It's just
01:12:57I've dreamed about this day my whole life
01:13:01Since my first communion
01:13:02Is that weird?
01:13:03No, hon
01:13:04We've all been dreaming about our own weddings
01:13:07Now that I'm here
01:13:08It just doesn't feel right
01:13:11Everything will work out as it should
01:13:14And the future kind of has a funny way of doing that
01:13:17We just have to wait and see how it all unfolds
01:13:26Deep breath
01:13:27Yeah
01:13:28Take a deep breath
01:13:35Hey
01:13:36Wait, picture
01:13:37What?
01:13:37No
01:13:37No pictures
01:13:38Okay
01:13:41Oh, you know you love it
01:13:42You like that?
01:13:43Huh?
01:13:44What about here?
01:13:44Oh, work it
01:13:46Work it
01:13:46You better tag me in all these photos
01:13:48Okay, I like it
01:13:49What?
01:13:49Oh
01:13:50Hey
01:13:51No, seriously
01:13:52I can't find Drew
01:13:53I'm sure he's just finishing getting ready
01:13:57Seven, do you ever think about marriage?
01:13:58Do I ever think about marriage?
01:14:00To who?
01:14:00You?
01:14:01No, never
01:14:03No
01:14:04Do you ever think about
01:14:05You know, having a family?
01:14:07Kids?
01:14:08Yeah, I mean
01:14:08I don't want to
01:14:10Do you ever think about marrying a guy?
01:14:12Maybe
01:14:13If they ever make it legal
01:14:15Or if I ever move to Canada
01:14:19Right
01:14:20What about you, Dale?
01:14:22Do you ever want to get married?
01:14:25Excuse me, Dale?
01:14:27Hi
01:14:27We're going to close the front door just now
01:14:28Uh, can I get a picture, please?
01:14:31Uh, sure
01:14:31Princess Picture Pants here
01:14:33She loves taking photos
01:14:34It's their wedding gift
01:14:36Especially of hot guys
01:14:37No, I'm just kidding
01:14:39Uh-huh, uh-huh
01:14:40I like it
01:14:40Uh-huh
01:14:43Are they ready?
01:14:44Uh, I think so
01:14:45Just give us two seconds
01:14:47Okay
01:14:47I'll go get Drew
01:14:48Do one shirtless
01:14:49It's okay
01:14:52Hey, are we ready?
01:14:53No
01:14:54What do you mean, no?
01:14:55Well, we're waiting on Drew
01:14:56Oh, so typical
01:15:17Drew left no explanation with anyone
01:15:19I guess he felt he didn't need to
01:15:21Since he never actually asked
01:15:23To marry him in the first place
01:15:25But as difficult and embarrassing
01:15:27As the day was for Jill
01:15:29Deep down, I don't think she was surprised
01:15:32You can't push a guy into marriage like that
01:15:34And then expect a happy outcome
01:15:37Perhaps at one point
01:15:38Drew did love her
01:15:41And he just forgot why
01:15:51What now?
01:15:54Do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza?
01:15:56Honey, I think she needs something a little bit stiffer than a pizza
01:15:59How about a double jack on the rocks, huh?
01:16:02Uh, excuse me, Jill
01:16:04I just want to let you know that my confessional is open all week long
01:16:08I'll be there if you need to speak about anything
01:16:10Or talk, get things off your mind
01:16:11And I, um, I don't mean to have to do this
01:16:15It's kind of required
01:16:15Uh, this is a crisis prevention helpline
01:16:18If you need to talk to somebody about anything
01:16:20And this is, uh, poison control
01:16:22Probably might need that
01:16:23I don't know
01:16:24Uh, good news is
01:16:25We have singles night at Tuesdays
01:16:27Down in the basement
01:16:28And we like to dance around
01:16:29It's a lot of fun
01:16:30I'm here to the church
01:16:31But I dance and look
01:16:33And if anyone has lifestyle changes
01:16:35They might want to reconsider
01:16:36They can just
01:16:37Oh, come to my office
01:16:38Thank you, Father
01:16:39You're welcome
01:16:39Thank you
01:16:40Thank you very much
01:16:42It's not done
01:16:46He's gone
01:16:54Let's go see Mommy and Daddy
01:16:56Okay
01:16:58Look, Katie
01:16:59It's a bride
01:17:00It's a bride
01:17:01Come on
01:17:04I'm going to be a bride one day, too
01:17:06This is what my dress is going to look like
01:17:07Like it?
01:17:08Yes, very pretty
01:17:10Thanks
01:17:11Today's my first communion
01:17:13Hey, my bale's the same as yours
01:17:15Oh, you're right
01:17:16It is
01:17:18You're very pretty
01:17:20Thank you
01:17:22Are you the boy?
01:17:26Yes
01:17:26You don't look as pretty as the bride
01:17:29Bye
01:17:30Bye
01:17:31Story of my life
01:17:35Okay
01:17:37Come on
01:17:38Hey, are you waiting for them?
01:17:39If you give us a ride
01:17:41I'll make it worth your while
01:17:42Listen, Dale
01:17:42I'm too tired to drive
01:17:44Will you drive my car home?
01:17:46Seven
01:17:50Okay
01:17:54Boys
01:17:56Dale
01:17:58Catch
01:18:24No more douchebag boyfriends
01:18:28Send me a ride
01:18:29New relationships
01:18:29And keeping people at an emotional arms length
01:18:34I just wanted to say
01:18:36No, wait
01:18:45Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again
01:18:47But I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future
01:18:54Where you walk with angels
01:18:58Love surrounds you
01:19:01You walk with angels
01:19:05Wherever you are
01:19:08You walk with angels
01:19:11Angels
01:19:12Angels
01:19:14Wherever you are
01:19:21Love is alive
01:19:24Alive like a newborn child
01:19:28Love is a war
01:19:31Broken and running wild
01:19:35Love is a fool
01:19:37Am I stealing your hearts tonight?
01:19:52You walk with angels
01:19:57You walk with angels
01:20:02With angels
01:20:03Angels
01:20:05Wherever you are
01:20:12You walk with angels
01:20:15You walk with angels
01:20:16With angels
01:20:17Angels
01:20:19Wherever you are
01:20:26Wherever you are
01:20:56You walk with angels
01:20:59love is a candle that i need forever it burns me to you
01:21:06your love is what carries me stronger pulling me through
01:21:16all that i needed to find it always been right by my side
01:21:23the first time i saw you something slowed down in the world
01:21:33thought i'll run stars will make believe but you'll rock me wherever you are
01:21:43i fell in love with a start
01:21:50your love is the mountain that takes all my troubles and makes them look small
01:21:59your love is like god to me one perfect remedy made for my soul
01:22:08and nothing can keep me away straight to you is the one step i'll take
01:22:18the first time i saw you
01:22:22took this slow down the world
01:22:26thought i'll run stars will make believe but you'll rock me wherever you are
01:22:36my eyes love seeing the love i believe that has always been right by my side
01:22:45i was stuck in the middle
01:22:47the most early single will be one if you hold me tonight
01:22:56the first time i saw you something slowed down
01:23:03the world
01:23:05thought i'll run stars will make believe but you rock me wherever you rock me wherever
01:23:27you rock me wherever you are
01:23:32you rock me wherever you are
01:23:43robertsam
01:23:44Fall in love with a star
01:24:15Fall in love with a star
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