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Celebrity Sabotage UK S01E01 (2026)
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00:00Santa House, the ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:06This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:11Welcome to Toppergolfs.
00:13Welcome to the applicant.
00:15Well hello players, welcome to the backstabber.
00:18Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:21Oh my word.
00:22Do you all understand?
00:23Yes sir!
00:24Alright, shall we?
00:25But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:31Are you joking?
00:32Oh my god, are you joking me?
00:36That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:40Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:44I'm telling you I'm a saboteur!
00:48Yeah!
00:50Oh my god!
00:52Oh!
00:53Each week they're joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur.
00:59And a different fake show host.
01:02Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for
01:08the contestants to share worth up to £30,000.
01:13And there's only one rule.
01:15Don't get more!
01:17Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
01:19No!
01:20Oh!
01:22Oh!
01:22Tony, go back!
01:24Celebrity captured.
01:26Saboteur!
01:27It's called some chaos.
01:28Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:33Put your visor down.
01:34As the celebrities take on their very first fake show, The Applicant.
01:39Hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire, Sarah Davies.
01:43How much poo did you need?
01:45Get ready for madness.
01:46Oh!
01:47God!
01:47Mind games.
01:49Oh my god.
01:49And mayhem.
01:51I look like Shrek.
01:54Get your ball and just sit.
01:59This is celebrity sabotage.
02:06Wow, look at this.
02:08This is epic!
02:09The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the manor house.
02:15It's got a good foyer!
02:16Wow!
02:17Wow!
02:19It's not a library!
02:21Oh!
02:23Of course the bookcase opens!
02:25Of course it does!
02:27Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the manor house is Mission HQ.
02:33Wow!
02:35This is insane!
02:38From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake TV shows,
02:44including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages.
02:48This feels so proper!
02:51Wow!
02:51This is great!
02:53And we can talk to each other as well.
02:55GK.
02:56Hello, sir.
02:57Oh!
02:57I got it!
02:58Yeah!
02:58I got it!
02:58I got it!
02:59What about this button?
03:00Can I just press this button?
03:01It's a door!
03:03I'm stopping it!
03:04That is so cool!
03:06Yes!
03:07Go on, Judy!
03:07You can get under that!
03:09Don't press this out!
03:10Don't press it!
03:10Don't press it!
03:11Oh my God!
03:13Oh my God!
03:14Oh my God!
03:15Oh my God!
03:16I thought we were going to kill Judy Love!
03:18Hold Judy out!
03:19Hold Judy out!
03:23I thought we'd kill the loose woman!
03:25Do you know what?
03:26I took that one for the team!
03:28HQ alert!
03:31Celebrities, welcome to The Manor House and to your top secret Mission HQ.
03:36Thank you for having us.
03:37It's an absolute pleasure.
03:38Love what you've done with the place.
03:39Are you ready to play Celebrity Sabotage?
03:41More than you would ever know.
03:43Come on!
03:44There is only one rule.
03:45Do not get caught.
03:47If you do, both yourself and the contestant will be at risk of leaving the game.
03:52Oh no!
03:53Oh my God!
03:55So guys, we cannot get caught.
03:57We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money.
04:01Look, we're all coming together and we're all going to sabotage together.
04:05Yes!
04:06Oh!
04:07I'd love one of these!
04:08Three, two, one.
04:09Sabotage!
04:10Celebrities.
04:11Oh, guys!
04:13Celebrities Sabotage is a five-player game.
04:16What?
04:16We're only four.
04:17Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur.
04:21Oh, did they have another one of us?
04:22Yes!
04:23Oh my God, who's it going to be?
04:25Let's go!
04:28Oh!
04:31Let's go!
04:32Oh!
04:33Oh my God!
04:33What an absolute honour.
04:35Oh, stop it, you.
04:36I can't believe it.
04:37Welcome to Mission HQ.
04:39Come on, run.
04:40I'll do my best, okay?
04:42You already look incredible in the garb.
04:44But I can't run.
04:45Joe, let me show you this.
04:47So, we are under here.
04:49Right, this is the garage.
04:50Right.
04:50Okay.
04:51Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
04:56HQ Alert.
04:58Celebrities.
05:00Now that Joe Brand is here, your team is complete.
05:03Yay!
05:04Six business savvy contestants are on their way.
05:08They think they're here to take part in a brand new business competition show called The Applicant.
05:14Oh, yes.
05:14Which is, of course, completely fake.
05:17They're gonna be so serious.
05:19And Catty maybe as well.
05:20Yeah, if you will.
05:23Oh, look at him!
05:25Wow, look at that slow wall.
05:26I have grafted in my business and built it from the ground up and I know I've got what it
05:33takes to succeed.
05:34That is a powerful jacket from Mel.
05:36She looks like she just won the Masters.
05:38Yeah.
05:39I love working in the corporate world.
05:41I am the corporate queen.
05:43I am fiery and I don't take any crap from anyone.
05:46You've heard it 24-7, I'll work 24-8.
05:49I'm always putting in that extra hour.
05:52What?
05:53Jake looks quite young.
05:54Jake is young.
05:55Jake is super young.
05:57I'm very competitive.
05:57I always want to come out on top, but I have to do things the right way and always do
06:02things by the book.
06:03Chris looked a bit too nice to be in business.
06:06He almost looks a little bit like someone who would give you elocution.
06:10Is it elocution?
06:12Yeah, you could do with him.
06:13Yeah.
06:15I'm a natural born leader.
06:16Failure is not an option.
06:18Look at Josh.
06:19Josh is rubbing his hands like, yeah, I'm coming for this money.
06:22I'm not here to take part.
06:23I'm here to win.
06:24I'm not the applicant.
06:26I'm the applicant.
06:28They all look like serious business professionals.
06:32Doesn't anyone walking in a line in slow motion look like a serious business professional?
06:37We could look business.
06:39Oh, the driver's coming round!
06:41The suspense!
06:42It's proper.
06:46Look at that.
06:47Such a cool way to rock up.
06:48Who's he gonna be?
06:50It's Sarah Allen.
06:54Oh!
06:57Yes!
06:58Oh, look at their faces!
06:59Sarah Davies!
07:01Good morning, everyone!
07:03Good morning!
07:04How are you all feeling?
07:05Excited!
07:06Oh!
07:07Emma, Emma!
07:08Emma's really happy.
07:11She's so happy she's crying.
07:13Yeah, because if you want to be a business girl, she's the queen.
07:17Sarah, we're gonna have a lot of fun.
07:20Good luck, Sarah.
07:22Welcome to the applicant.
07:24Over the next two days, you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive
07:30in the competitive world of business.
07:33I will be assessing your every move and decision.
07:37As will we.
07:38And at the end of the process, one of you will win this.
07:42The coveted Gordon Briefcase.
07:46Who takes that title is up to me.
07:48But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you.
07:55Mission alert.
07:57Celebrities.
07:58It's time for your first sabotage mission.
08:01Okay.
08:01Sam and GK.
08:03Oh!
08:04Thank you all, guys.
08:05Whilst Sarah sets the applicants their first task, you must throw fake bird poo on
08:10two of them.
08:11Oh!
08:12My days!
08:13Each successful hit is worth £1,000.
08:16So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs.
08:20Oh, no!
08:21That's a lot of money to start with.
08:22It's a lot of money.
08:23And remember, don't get caught.
08:25Have you not seen any birds?
08:27Well, we're in the countryside.
08:28Yeah, yeah, mate.
08:28How are we gonna do this?
08:31Oh, look at that door!
08:32Oh, my God!
08:33There's a hole in the room!
08:34What have we got?
08:35What's bird poo?
08:36Try the yoghurt.
08:38Ah.
08:39We've got it!
08:40We've got it!
08:41I think you should test that.
08:43Just don't get the hair!
08:44Hi!
08:45Yeah, that's the one.
08:46There we go.
08:46That's the one.
08:46There we go.
08:47This is...
08:50Judy, why are you clenching your buttcheeks there?
08:53Guys, Sarah is, like, still out there speaking to the contestants.
08:57Oh, sorry!
08:57Let's go!
09:02I feel like we're sort of watching our kids go to school.
09:05I know.
09:05They're just out there!
09:07They're just out there!
09:07Oh, my God!
09:08They're so slippery!
09:10If you can hear us...
09:11Touch your bum!
09:14Yes!
09:14Yes!
09:15Jake!
09:16Hello?
09:17You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition.
09:20Do you think that's a strength or a weakness?
09:22Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please.
09:25I hate heights!
09:26That's not even a height!
09:27I hate heights!
09:28Oh, I see you on the roof!
09:30I see you on the roof!
09:31Where?
09:31You see them there?
09:32We can see you!
09:33Just remember to stay low!
09:36What?
09:36Is it slipping?
09:38Can you guys see the applicants?
09:40Oh, my goodness!
09:41Oh, my God!
09:43Give us a wave!
09:45Yes!
09:46Nice!
09:47And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:49I'm a grafter.
09:50I've sort of learnt the business from the ground up.
09:53I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions.
09:56Oh, TK, watch this!
09:58And are you a natural leader, would you say?
10:01Definitely a natural leader.
10:03Didn't work.
10:04Didn't get him.
10:04Go again!
10:05You were close.
10:06You were close.
10:07Let's both do it.
10:08One more biggie.
10:09High and long.
10:11High and long, babe!
10:17We need to play as a team.
10:19Oh, Jake.
10:20Jake.
10:21Jake's lucky.
10:21Get down.
10:22Get down.
10:23I threw the spoon.
10:25I threw the spoon.
10:26You threw the spoon!
10:27You threw the spoon!
10:38You threw the spoon!
10:42How was this all hitting me?
10:44How are you going to sell yourself?
10:46I definitely got the gift for the gaff.
10:48You should goddamn hand!
10:49Yeah, go hand.
10:54And finally, Mel.
10:57Are you going to take the win?
10:58Wait, wait!
10:59Stop, stop, stop!
11:00He's turned round!
11:01Someone's looking.
11:06He stinks!
11:08I franchise preschool classes.
11:10Jake.
11:11Oh, you might have got him.
11:12You might have got him.
11:13He's looking round.
11:14Yeah.
11:15Did we do it?
11:16Are you worried?
11:17He's got bad pull on.
11:18Did it actually go on you?
11:20Just go on the shoe.
11:21That's good luck.
11:21That's good luck.
11:22Wait, he's on his shoe.
11:23It's on his shoe.
11:23He's on his shoe.
11:24Yes!
11:27Yay!
11:29Yay!
11:30Guys, but stay low.
11:31Stay low.
11:32That is good luck.
11:33A baby wipe will do.
11:35It just keeps fluttering.
11:37Look, can you see all that?
11:41Look how close it got to us.
11:43I don't know where it is, Mark.
11:44I keep spatting.
11:46Oh, my God.
11:47But what must they be thinking?
11:49Someone's given this pigeon some laxatives.
11:55We've won them a grand.
11:56Come back to HQ.
11:58You've done excellently well.
11:59And bring the yogurt, because I actually fancy a bit of muesli.
12:03It was like a bird pooing.
12:05I didn't see a bird in the sky, so God knows where it was.
12:08It literally landed on his shoe.
12:10Whoa!
12:11Oh!
12:12The birds are back.
12:13We did it.
12:14You did it.
12:14You got it on his shoe.
12:15You got it on his shoe.
12:16Don't touch me.
12:17Right.
12:17It's time for your first task.
12:20And for this, you will be split into two teams.
12:24Chris, Emma and Josh, you will be Team Blue Vision.
12:27Jake, Louise and Mel, you will be Team Power.
12:30For your first task, I want you to create a marketing video for this location.
12:37To pitch it is a premium wedding venue.
12:40You need to plan, shoot and star in your video.
12:45Right.
12:46Like this.
12:48Good luck, everyone.
12:49Off you go into the manor.
12:50They're going in.
12:51Good luck, applicants.
12:52Look, they're right by us.
12:53Where?
12:54Oh, my God, they're right next to us.
12:55Shut up.
12:56Sorry.
12:57Shut up.
12:58Fingers on lips.
13:00Wow.
13:01How nice is this?
13:03Well done, Sari.
13:04You are absolutely amazing.
13:06Someone chucked something down here.
13:07Oh, that was a spoon.
13:09You're spoon, man.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:11Oh, my God.
13:12I mean, how much poo did you need?
13:14You know what?
13:15You're welcome to take that spoon and use it for your lunch.
13:17Well, lucky me.
13:19Lucky me.
13:20With the first task set, the applicants start planning their marketing videos.
13:25So, we've got the games, we've got the welcome drinks, we've got the flower arch.
13:28One more thing in the barn.
13:30We can talk about the champagne tower.
13:32You know what?
13:32We're looking at the teams.
13:33I was very much Team Blue Vision.
13:35I do like the way Team Power are really enthusiastic.
13:39You forget, Judy, this is not a real show.
13:41Yeah, no.
13:41None of it matters.
13:43Yes.
13:43Yes.
13:43It doesn't matter which team is better, because we've just got to get them sabotaged.
13:47And not let go for them.
13:48Mission alert.
13:50Oh!
13:51What have we got?
13:52Here we go.
13:52Celebrities, it's time for your next sabotage missions, which will happen at the same time.
13:58We've got a double.
14:00Judy.
14:00Judy.
14:01You must collapse the champagne tower whilst Team Blue Vision are filming inside the wedding barn.
14:06I love this.
14:08I love this.
14:10I love this.
14:10Meanwhile.
14:11Meanwhile.
14:12Joe.
14:13And Joe.
14:14What?
14:16Disguised as the grounds gardeners, you must disrupt Team Power's filming, causing them
14:21to stop recording.
14:23Each sabotage is worth £3,000, making a total of £6,000 up for grabs.
14:30Yes!
14:30Joe, you've got this.
14:32You have got this.
14:34We're both going to be gardeners.
14:35Can't I be a rock or something?
14:38Time to get shooting.
14:40As the applicants get ready to shoot.
14:42Absolutely stunning.
14:44Isn't it?
14:45The celebrity suit up for sabotage.
14:47Oh!
14:49Oh!
14:50Oh!
14:51Oh!
14:52Do I look recognisable?
14:53You look like an entirely different person.
14:55Yeah.
14:56Let's go!
14:56Come on!
14:57Come on!
14:58Right, guys.
14:59You are on your way.
15:01Let's get cracking.
15:02Off you part.
15:03Let's go.
15:05Go, go, go, Joe!
15:09Stop right here.
15:10Stop right here.
15:15Right, Judy.
15:16Right, Judy.
15:17You need to spot the champagne tower.
15:19OK.
15:21Wow!
15:22It's beautiful.
15:23Jude.
15:24Team Blue Vision are on the way.
15:26They are coming to you.
15:28I found it, guys.
15:29I found it.
15:29Then, when the time comes, smash it.
15:32Right.
15:32Thank you, Sam.
15:33Sorry.
15:34I think I can pull it from behind, right?
15:37Or, like, maybe if I knock it, that will destroy it.
15:40This is stunning, isn't it?
15:43Oh, Judy.
15:43They're literally seconds away.
15:46Oh, God.
15:48They're about to walk up the steps into the room.
15:53Oh!
16:02They're about to walk up the steps into the room.
16:07Oh, God.
16:08Oh, Judy.
16:09They're literally seconds away.
16:13Oh, this looks like my actual wedding.
16:16Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:18Oh, God.
16:19I think I found something.
16:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:20That thing there.
16:21Right, I've got this.
16:22I've got this.
16:23It's gorgeous.
16:23Those beams are incredible.
16:25Give it a pull.
16:27It's going to be difficult.
16:29Judy, they're just on the other side of the curtain.
16:32Yeah.
16:33Oh, no.
16:33That's too far.
16:34Too far.
16:34Too far.
16:37You've got the champagne tower.
16:38Oh, the champagne tower.
16:40Yeah.
16:40By the tower.
16:41Oh, my God!
16:45No, no, no, no!
16:47Oh, God.
16:47I thought she was going to do it.
16:49Are you going to be pouring it from the top?
16:51Yeah, of course.
16:52And then it trickles down to the bottom.
16:54Yeah, yeah.
16:54That's it.
16:54Exactly.
16:55Judy, don't even breathe.
16:58Oh, oh, God.
16:58Judy, they started.
16:59Judy, they started.
17:00I'll say the bit first and then pop it.
17:01And then I'll start, yeah.
17:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:03OK.
17:04Oh, God!
17:05We're going to tell you when to go.
17:07Stand by.
17:08I can't breathe.
17:09I'm so nervous.
17:10I can't breathe.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:11Yeah, I'll try and not get it over your lovely wedding.
17:13Don't take my eye out.
17:14He's opening the bottle.
17:15He's opening the bottle!
17:16So, after the ceremony, after we've cut the cake, we come round to a modern feature
17:21of this venue.
17:22Hold on.
17:23I'm so nervous.
17:25So, this is the champagne tower.
17:27Keep holding.
17:29Stunning.
17:30And it's a bit different.
17:31Hold on.
17:32Oh, God.
17:33Hold on.
17:34So, Josh, pop our bottle, please.
17:37He's popping the bottle.
17:38Ah!
17:46Let's go!
17:54We're making them go!
17:55I'm making them go!
17:56Oh, my God!
17:58Yes!
17:59Come on!
18:00Get out of there!
18:01Come and get out of there!
18:02Run!
18:03What did you do?
18:05I literally just touched it.
18:06Yeah, you barely even touched it, yeah.
18:07I held it so that it wouldn't fall off. Get back to HQ, run!
18:14I'm sorry. I just literally touched it. I didn't... No, no, you just touched the top. I saw it.
18:20This has been awful. The whole champagne tower fell on my feet.
18:27The whole thing.
18:28Touched the top of it very, very lightly and the whole thing came down.
18:34While a confused Team Blue Vision lick their Prosecco-covered wounds, Joel and Joe move into position to disrupt Team
18:41Power's filming.
18:43Right, come on, guys. Get in there for another three grand.
18:46Go up here. Go on the right of this bush.
18:48Park there.
18:49OK.
18:51So we're starting from here, shooting in this direction with us saying,
18:55and look where we are now in the beautiful ground. Action!
18:58Here we go. This is it.
18:59Get your tools out and just have it large now. Just turn them on.
19:02Turn them on, Joel. Turn them on.
19:04Turn them on.
19:07Bean bag throw-in for the kids and also the adults.
19:12Get in the back of their shot.
19:16Oh!
19:17She's really going for it.
19:20She's way too in.
19:24Oh, no! Joel, go and get you!
19:27I thought, I thought!
19:29I thought!
19:30What the hell she thought? She's got rogue.
19:35Why are they not stopping it even though there is, like, industrial noise in the back?
19:41Joel, we need them to stop filming, mate.
19:43Yeah, yeah. Give me two. Give me two.
19:46When we do our cheers, what do you want to say?
19:49Oh, my God.
19:50What is it all for?
19:52What is it all for?
19:57Do they really need to do that now, mate?
20:02Why?
20:03Wait!
20:05A little second?
20:06OK, stop.
20:08They've absolutely smashed that.
20:09Oh, that's a disruption.
20:11Well done!
20:12When I'm gardening.
20:14Is that Joel singing?
20:15Put your tree in my garden.
20:19Guys, excuse me.
20:20Sorry.
20:21Sorry.
20:22Sorry.
20:23The hell was that?
20:26Yes, Joel!
20:28It did so well.
20:31Guys.
20:32Oh, that was so good.
20:34Well done, mate.
20:36I just ploughed through the middle of this.
20:38Joe doesn't give a damn.
20:40I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognised.
20:42Just walk it through.
20:43So good.
20:43Go get Joe.
20:44Go get Joe.
20:45And I was like, well, my God, I can't believe she's over there.
20:47What's she over there for?
20:49So there was a few distractions along the way.
20:51There was a few gardeners having to do some work.
20:53One of us filming.
20:54The fingers crossed.
20:55It's all gone well.
20:56Obviously, we'll see how it turns out.
21:01Mission alert.
21:04It's time for your next sabotage mission.
21:07Sam, disguised in a suit of armour,
21:09you must swap the memory card on Team Power's camera
21:11for an empty one, so they lose all their footage.
21:15This mission is worth £4,000.
21:19That's big.
21:19Remember, don't get caught.
21:22That's hard.
21:23That's hard.
21:24I can't stay still.
21:25Bad, bad choice.
21:27Welcome to the Manor House main lake.
21:30I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge.
21:32Sam, you've got to be so careful
21:34because they're all around the building.
21:35This floor is so slippery.
21:37Doesn't it look like you're in Strictly Come Dancing
21:39with a suit of armour right now?
21:41Do you think we've done enough?
21:42Oh, yeah.
21:43More than.
21:44Confident?
21:45Yeah.
21:45Team power.
21:47Come on, Sam.
21:53Oh, wow.
21:56Quiet, quiet.
21:57Sam, quiet, babe.
21:58Pun intended.
22:00Suits you.
22:00Hey.
22:02They're coming.
22:03Quickly.
22:04Put your headgear down.
22:07Back to the blue room.
22:09Oh, they're coming.
22:10They're coming.
22:10Put your visor down.
22:13And they are about to come in.
22:16Louise is walking in.
22:17Flick your head forward.
22:20Oh, I'm nervous.
22:21Grab what we need.
22:22Leave the camera.
22:24They're in.
22:24They're in the room.
22:26Pop that down.
22:27We'll grab a fresh one.
22:29Oh, my God.
22:30Mel is right there.
22:31Then we'll go down the corridor.
22:33Then we're going down.
22:33Yeah.
22:34They've got to leave the camera in there for you to steal the memory card.
22:40Sam is doing so well standing still.
22:43Oh, my God.
22:44This is the longest.
22:45He's ever.
22:46Doing a great job, man.
22:47Hold it, hold it, hold it.
22:48Pop that down, Dom.
22:49You don't need that.
22:50Still walking round with her.
22:53They've left their camera.
22:54They've left their camera and they're leaving.
22:55Just wait.
22:56Not yet.
22:56Not yet.
22:56Wait.
22:57Here we go.
22:59That was amazing.
23:00Josh looked right at me.
23:02Sam, they are out of the room.
23:04Go, go, go, go, go.
23:05Nice.
23:05Wow.
23:05Nice.
23:06Shut the door.
23:08Be really quiet.
23:09I'm trying.
23:10Now get the memory card.
23:12Go get the memory card now.
23:14Oh, my God.
23:15This is very tense.
23:16Oh, my God.
23:17I'm so nervous.
23:19Where's the memory?
23:19Oh, yes.
23:21This is a man who knows his way around the camera.
23:25Yes.
23:26Yes.
23:27That is a man with two million followers on Instagram.
23:30He knows where the hole is, where the memory card goes.
23:32Dad.
23:32What now?
23:33What do I do now?
23:33You need to replace it.
23:35I think there's a replacement one on the table.
23:37Possibly in that little see-through bag.
23:40Oh!
23:42Oh!
23:45Oh!
23:47Oh!
23:47Even quiet.
23:48The group's outside, and they might need to come in for anything,
23:51so just be careful.
23:52After a final debrief with her team, Mel goes to collect their footage
23:56to take to the fake show's editor to brief him on their creative vision.
24:00She's coming.
24:01She's...
24:01Guys, she's coming.
24:02Oh, my God.
24:03Mel's coming back.
24:04We have to be really quick, Sam.
24:06Oh, my God.
24:07Ah!
24:08Oh!
24:08Oh!
24:09She's there.
24:09Check that memory card.
24:11In that camera.
24:12Sam, she's coming back.
24:13Oh!
24:13This is intense.
24:15That's it!
24:16Yeah!
24:17Get back in position.
24:18Get a glove on, Gibbs.
24:20Sam, put your face down!
24:41Oh, my God.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Oh, my God.
24:50Oh, my God.
24:50Oh, my God.
24:52a muscle like he's right there like it's mental jesus what's she checking what's she checking what's
24:59she checking oh my god don't know well please you don't know which switch it is just say the
25:10whole thing on the tripod take the whole thing milk she's taking forever oh my god come on
25:20why is this going on for so long you've never seen anything like it just take the whole thing
25:24just take the whole thing just take the whole thing just take the whole thing take the whole thing
25:36she's actually got the memory she's got the car oh my god she's taking the car oh my god she's
25:47only gone next door be quiet be quiet be quiet they're just about to find out that it's empty
25:51oh my god let's hear what they say here is our memory fantastic so what ideas have you got for
25:58your video and it starts off at the front of the manor house then we're going to move it in
26:03as if
26:03it was following the order of a natural wedding can i just stop you there is this is this definitely
26:09the right card um i'm gonna make the assumption that it is oh my god i feel sick so the
26:16media
26:17should all be in this folder here as you can see there is nothing there that means we've got no
26:26footage look at her face look at her face she's fuming did you see a little red light on the
26:32camera
26:33when it was recording you yeah i'm sure this card is blank you're joking i'm really sorry oh my gosh
26:41this card is empty and i can't work with it
26:46sam she's mortified but remember she'll be all right about this tomorrow when we win
26:53win her some money she's gonna she'll be fine right i'll go in i'll go and um tell the guy
26:59she's coming back sam i don't know what we're gonna do straight back to hq buddy anyway thank you
27:07straight through the bookcase let's go let's go hurry up sam
27:28okay i don't know if i'm being stitched off oh stitched up
27:34uh-oh um hello love i don't quite know how to tell you this she's fuming look it's not recorded
27:43one thing that we've done from today joking me i don't understand we've been pressing the buttons
27:49all day we've done this to the most suspicious group are you pranking us you actually i swear to
27:54god um i didn't wear that's impossible no it feels bad now but we have just won them loads of
28:01money
28:01i know yeah this is it now we looked at it i'm sure i saw the red light yeah i've
28:09seen the red light
28:09i have seen the red light oh it's just oh it's wrenching i pressed the button a little dot came
28:16up with rac like record i really don't know what's going on there i really don't know hq alert
28:22celebrities your first day of sabotaging is over and you have added 11 000 pounds to the prize pot
28:32get a good night's sleep as there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow
28:40it's day two we're back and the applicants are about to receive their final fake task
28:48from sarah let's talk about sarah she she's great she's in it isn't she she's so good with it
28:57we're giving them money at the end we're trying to win their money and that's what makes it
29:01more easy for us to be so yeah deceptive good morning applicants morning for today's task i've
29:13arranged for a group of corporate guests from the travel company 2e to come here to the manor house
29:18for a team building away day oh wow that's good team blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and
29:26yoga away day this is judy doing yoga yes come on team power you will be hosting an adventure paintballing
29:40away day you have two hours until your clients arrive good luck off you go thank you thank you
29:56with the task says the team's head inside for some away day brainstorming i love a bit of yoga and
30:03wellness and we've really got to think about making this a relaxing escape paintballing what
30:10are we thinking about the theme then can't all be superheroes we need to call ahead to the local
30:15party shop okay to secure our costumes mission alert celebrities the applicants have been set their next
30:26task gk you must pretend to be the party shop owner and convince team power to order the wrong costumes
30:32yes this mission is worth two thousand pounds
30:40where is it where is it everyone listen
30:45right everyone shut up should i put it on loud yes right hello hello good morning i'm just wondering
30:52if we could order a few costumes please yeah of course what are you looking for perfect so basically
30:57we're looking for some superhero costumes we would need three of them so the only
31:01like three matching outfits we have are cowgirls oh
31:10okay um brilliant all right we're taking it all right thank you i'll see you soon goodbye
31:16we've just won them some money that was great you i'm gonna be the most gorgeous cowgirls
31:23yeah while team power come to terms with being paintballing cowgirls team blue vision are hard
31:34at work creating the perfect recipe for relaxation so we'll be required to make a homemade rejuvenating
31:40face mask for the guests so we're going to say this one includes matcha kiwi yeah and spirulina yeah
31:46yeah great mission alert it's time for your next mission joe disguised as an armchair what
31:55you must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it stains the client's skin
32:00oh that's so good that's devious this mission is worth 6 000 pounds oh wow that is very risky
32:14joel we can see you look amazing you've got to be really quiet team power are in the blue room
32:20joel
32:20and and also mate team blue vision are in the dining room the way joel is walking so slow it's
32:26stressing me
32:27okay joel you're gonna have to put a speed on there mate i'm a chair oh sara's there oh he's
32:36in he's
32:36landed sara would you like to sit on the chair just sorry don't tell joel but just very very quietly
32:44go
32:45and then just sit up he's just he's got no idea are you doing amazing stay exactly where you are
32:53and lean back oh my god one of the contestants is sitting on you joel don't move don't move there's
33:01a contestant sitting on you you're getting joel laughing i can feel it's sara davies
33:09i like the feeling of a dragon are you ready for your outfit here it is what is going on
33:15here we go
33:34okay great so scripts and agendas sorted out let's get ready to make the face masks let's go let's go
33:40oh joel team blue vision moving they're on the move joel they're in the orangery look at these
33:50ingredients lovely they look fab that's very green joel move your right hand up and down if you're okay
34:00oh my god that was risky look sara's laughing look you just look so cherry it's brilliant
34:09now they did say if you add more of something i think it was spirulina that it gives a little
34:14bit more a boost of something it's a lot of spirulina isn't it should we keep to the keep to
34:20the recipe recipe yeah i think so but remember it's about those extras isn't it all right give
34:25it you want to give them a little bit more yeah give it a few why not joel this statue
34:29really good
34:30as well because boys are putting in loads of the recipe and it's going to make it look really green
34:35anyway so your stuff you can put loads in little thumbs up if you understand yeah let's go with
34:42that all right yeah yeah oh my god oh my god
34:54they didn't see you but they just they literally turned to face you just then okay fantastic i think
34:58we've done a great job i think you know the the clients from two are going to absolutely love
35:02that on their faces so if you're going to see how anyone's getting on with the yoga let's get it
35:06let's do it let's go
35:10this is your moment you've got to go this is your time joel get yourself up and go and change
35:15it quickly
35:17there he is go on joel oh no he can't see
35:24come on come on
35:27you're going to need to add some water get it all in add water babes
35:32all that yeah you just put so much in how did your face mask go it was good it's looking
35:40good
35:40keep going keep making it sticky it's all good natural ingredients if i don't think we need to
35:45overthink it it'll be fine
35:49yes that's grow no it's on your sofa and we'll just get him back to hq run run to the
35:56bookcase joel
35:57let's go with the right ingredients well hopefully this is the saddest thing this is this is an awkward
36:03run lowest point
36:04in jones carrera with everything set the contestants gather outside the front of the manor house
36:18to welcome their corporate guests look look that's who we arriving
36:26look great are you ready to join us hello
36:36you ready to feel rejuvenated today as team power take their corporate clients to the woods to set
36:42up paintballing team blue vision prepare to pamper their guests do you mind if i put this face mask
36:48on your face with what unbeknownst to them is now a sabotage green food dye enhanced face mask oh my
37:00oh my god i want to think about this this is terrible only the best and most premium products for
37:09our guests at the blue vision retreat does this have magic ingredients in it it does have magic
37:18ingredients yes yeah food coloring
37:30okay ladies it's time to remove your masks oh my god oh my god oh no oh it's not gonna
37:37it's not
37:38gonna stain our faces is it no it won't stain your faces that's rank i look like shrek
37:46if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no it's not emma no it won't
37:52oh my god
37:55would anyone like a green smoothie
38:12i feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient in the face mask
38:19did you definitely check the measurements so you know i put the ingredients in so i'm happy to
38:28sort of take the the kind of blame on that one
38:38oh okay i'll get in there i'll get in there joel that's incredible what you've just done
38:43we're so good joel
38:49oh my god well done everyone well done i've had a lot of spa days and face masks before but
38:56never
38:56anything like this i feel like i've scrubbed a layer of skin off i'm absolutely not coming back to
39:02this far 100 percent meanwhile over with team power what we're gonna be doing today is paintballing um
39:09we are in the woods for this as well so you've got to go very careful it's just gonna be
39:12quite a fun
39:13day to be fair yeah yeah okay so we're going to move on to the yoga which i'm taking
39:24mission alert celebrities yeah it's time for your final sabotage missions
39:31joe you will stay behind as mission controller gk hidden inside a garden storage box you must pop emma's
39:39yoga ball mid-class i love this and then joe sam and judy posing as team power paintballers
39:52you must sabotage the yoga session covering team blue vision and their guests in paint
39:58go that's incredible celebrities each mission is worth five thousand pounds so there is a total
40:06of ten thousand pounds up for grabs wow wow and remember don't get caught do not get caught okay gk
40:17you need to find something to pop the balls with yeah we need to find guns water let's go joe
40:27and breathe in and breathe out
40:37have you found the box gk lovely and breathe out oh my god
40:45jesus wept are you all right it's wiseful so grab your balls please
40:51she looks at her right while she's sat there she will see me we are literally eye level here we
40:57go gk
40:59i think you'll have one go at it i want you to be comfortable with your ball okay get your
41:04ball
41:04and just sit on it and just sit on it i'm waiting for her to bounce and bounce on it
41:12bouncy bouncy bouncy
41:14sharp a thrust as you can oh my god
41:20okay go for it okay go for it get your ball and just sit on it and bounce on it
41:37bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy okay go for it go for it
41:45oh my word oh that'd be brilliant
41:54i'm sorry i'm sorry that was brilliant how embarrassing i was bouncing on it too hard clearly
42:02i'm back to hq i'm not confident this ball so i'm just uh i'm just getting the feel for it
42:09after a successful explosive mission gk sneaks back to join joe in mission hq
42:16but meanwhile over in the woods team power busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity
42:24allowing judy joel and sam god so excited to sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same
42:32cowgirl costumes and breathe in cause absolute carnage big guy oh my god
42:41sam don't show your face go on have it large judy go on go go go
43:08go go go go go go go go go let's just keep focused on the breathing
43:14oh my gosh i'm so just so like this
43:20yeah
43:24sorry guys
43:25it's really dramatic who feels relaxed team power came in and ambushed my whole class they've 100
43:32done it on purpose they're trying to sabotage our task it was carnage absolute carnage i can only
43:38imagine maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us i cannot believe they've done
43:43this to us they've played us dirty
43:53with the disastrous away day done the applicants are ready for the final results and are heading to
43:59sarah's office or so they think oh my word what is that this is a bookcase
44:07wow oh my oh wow she's been watching us the full time no way celebrity sabotage but we're not
44:19celebrities what is happening here oh hello hello hello applicants now you must be wondering what on
44:28earth is going on just a bit yeah but i've got something to tell you
44:34the applicant is not a real show what take a look at this
44:41oh wow what sam thompson gk
44:47oh my god it's the bird poop i didn't see a bird
44:51it's jimmy love i love jimmy love i love that
44:55wow we need them to stop filming mate
45:01oh how did i not recognize him get the memory card he stole our footage no
45:09it's a chair you're gonna need to add some water get it all in i didn't put too much in
45:14exactly we
45:15we were scrubbing their faces for hours okay go for it go for it
45:20no
45:24this is hilarious
45:27oh
45:28yes
45:30oh
45:32oh
45:34oh
45:35oh
45:35oh
45:40we're sorry now you have not been taking part in a real business competition show you've actually
45:46been contestants on a secret game show for celebrity sabotage
45:51and you did for every sabotage we successfully completed we've been building up a secret prize pot
45:59for all of you to share the total prize one for you all is 29 000 pounds
46:10coming out with 4 800 pound it's just incredible i thought yeah i had no idea there were celebrities
46:17underneath the house i thought it was just bad luck all the way oh my god i can't wait to
46:23be able
46:24to take my two kids on the holiday that we haven't been able to go on for the last couple
46:28of years
46:28and i've been promising them
46:31next time on celebrity sabotage
46:37welcome to our brand new show couple goals
46:41matt you need to splash emma
46:47oh no
46:48welcome
46:49welcome
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