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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell my hero who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my god, it's cold!
00:02:06He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:21What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:18Oh!
00:03:19Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay.
00:03:34You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, idiot.
00:03:57I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:30I'm Jen.
00:04:31And this is Lindsey.
00:04:33Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hailey.
00:04:35It's so nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:41And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:59Oh!
00:05:00That's so good!
00:05:12You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back!
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:34you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here!
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:56No, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Woo!
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is the new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Jen.
00:06:52So is it.
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:25Hayley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child.
00:07:43Follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:09I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:20It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:26You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:35Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:52PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:54All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:14Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:30We're trying not for Bible, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:17I won't.
00:10:17I didn't plan on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28Got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:32Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:38I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:42Okay.
00:10:42Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:52Well, the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not in my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59Whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:24Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Hmm.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:58Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh, my God.
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:19What?
00:12:27Oh, shit.
00:12:29Oh, shit.
00:12:31Yo, what's going on?
00:12:32Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:37Oh, my God.
00:12:40Oh, my God.
00:12:41Oh, my God.
00:12:43Oh, my God.
00:12:44Oh, my God.
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:13:08Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh my god.
00:13:18Oh cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kinda hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No no no no no no!
00:13:30Jen, stop!уш
00:13:32!уш
00:13:33!уш
00:13:34!уш
00:13:34!уш
00:13:36!уш
00:13:36!уш
00:13:37!уш!
00:13:37Vick, Vick, Vick
00:13:38I'm sorry
00:13:39I'm sorry
00:13:41Oh my God
00:13:47Oh my God
00:13:49I'm sorry
00:13:49My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off your humanity
00:13:54Yeah
00:13:54No, no, no
00:13:55Stop it
00:13:56Oh my God
00:13:58Oh my God
00:14:00I was sorry
00:14:00I was sorry
00:14:06Hey
00:14:06Hey
00:14:07Hey
00:14:08You okay? Give that to me.
00:14:19Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:21What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:44Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole. And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do, do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54What?
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted. Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:19Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did? Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:39That sounds amazing. When? With?
00:16:41After school. At the balcony. I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:16Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:20Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Hayley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:37Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:40That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43What if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18. Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:12Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Hayley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:22But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:27Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Guacamole wizard.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:03And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19I called me.
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:55Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out of your tone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:43Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:15He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Not that annoying?
00:21:33Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edmonds?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02You understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I don't see...
00:22:11Now you touch him like this.
00:22:23If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, no, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:45Oh, yeah.
00:22:49I can see why he likes you.
00:22:55Oh, yeah.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07i love my boyfriend and you will never understand that he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:14he loves me for who i am that is so much more important to me than whatever this
00:23:19is between us i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:30wait it couldn't be
00:23:34cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:39it's nothing cole who are you
00:23:44what was that notification on your phone it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51champagne problems huh
00:23:54you live such a tough life
00:24:00what was i thinking we are from two different worlds he just wants to play with me but why did
00:24:06i want
00:24:06to kiss him so badly
00:24:12why didn't you come to school today
00:24:15i got into a car accident
00:24:16really are you okay
00:24:18you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20he was right
00:24:21who
00:24:22nobody
00:24:23which hospital are you staying at i want to come visit you
00:24:26no no you can't i look miserable now
00:24:29you need to see me in style
00:24:30fine if you say so so are we going to prom together
00:24:35hell yeah we are
00:24:41why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:44whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04why is she so lucky cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:12i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it
00:25:23it's okay
00:25:24we'll get you to know each other more
00:25:25i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though
00:25:29like uh
00:25:30how close are you with your mom
00:25:33what is he trying to do
00:25:35it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:38i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:54so are you going to prom
00:25:55yeah i did well i don't know
00:25:58so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim
00:26:03are you jealous of me
00:26:04me jealous
00:26:06no why would i be jealous
00:26:07oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:10you are so full of yourself
00:26:12you can do this on your own
00:26:13yeah
00:26:16no way
00:26:18it's a self-locking door
00:26:19really
00:26:20miss gorman's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:22i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:25no
00:26:26sorry am i that bad
00:26:28i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31don't worry
00:26:32maybe trust me and do
00:26:34we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36yeah
00:26:46that was my first kiss
00:26:50my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:53it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this
00:27:08why don't you regret it
00:27:11you know
00:27:13we can do more if you want
00:27:29and i i've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:33so you want me
00:27:37i think you know how much i want you
00:27:43do you want me
00:27:45i want you
00:27:50oh shit
00:27:54anyone in here
00:27:58oh my god how long have you two been in here
00:28:00i really need to change this lock are you two okay
00:28:03oh
00:28:04yeah
00:28:05yeah we're good
00:28:06we're okay
00:28:15you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:17what didn't happen
00:28:18hey wait
00:28:19it's just hormones
00:28:21hey jake
00:28:23can you still play after your accident
00:28:25relax i'm not dead
00:28:26wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:35i gotta go
00:28:43guacamole wizard
00:29:13huh
00:29:17what's up guys
00:29:19um we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:28hey
00:29:28just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32they're your favorite
00:29:33right
00:29:35how did you know that
00:29:37tough day huh
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:42he couldn't be cole
00:29:44could he
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead
00:29:54can you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:55you came to my table bro
00:29:57and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again
00:30:06cole is jealous
00:30:08we got a problem here cole
00:30:09we don't have a problem
00:30:11we don't have a problem
00:30:13right
00:30:14tell cole to get my ball
00:30:15and we don't have a problem
00:30:17jake you know it'll take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22i have the ball now
00:30:23can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:27cole and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:30maybe i can use that
00:30:34jake
00:30:35hey
00:30:36what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:40wait seriously
00:30:41yeah just one little catch
00:30:43you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:47all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:51if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:54i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:30:58but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02you've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:04i'm thinking about the report or about him
00:31:06why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:08we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:11maybe maybe you've known jake longer
00:31:13no you don't
00:31:14how do you know that
00:31:15you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:17stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:19you have no idea
00:31:25oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:41hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:55are you asking me to prom
00:31:56too cheesy
00:31:58no it's cute
00:32:01the accident
00:32:02the mozzarella sticks
00:32:03he is guacamole wizard
00:32:05so um
00:32:07what do you think
00:32:08you want to go to prom with me
00:32:10i i should feel happy
00:32:13but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:17hey can we not
00:32:21hey can we not
00:32:23dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:25my problem here dude
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:30wow
00:32:32that is some weak shit man
00:32:34oh
00:32:34that's weak shit
00:32:36is this weak shit
00:32:39oh my god
00:32:48wow
00:32:48he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56wait i can't
00:32:57colt put me down
00:32:58put me down
00:32:59put me down
00:33:02don't do that again
00:33:16new couple alert
00:33:18fuck off jen
00:33:19why do you hate me so much gull
00:33:21you and i
00:33:21we're not that different
00:33:22and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:25i think that we would make a great match
00:33:27like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:30i might say yes
00:33:33jen
00:33:34you want to go to prom
00:33:35with me
00:33:37jen you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40we're both hot
00:33:41and we're both rich
00:33:42and our dads have been in business like forever
00:33:45so
00:33:46how romantic
00:33:47i think i'll pass
00:33:50you're gonna regret this cole edmunds
00:33:55oh here they come
00:33:58if i message corcamole wizard
00:33:59i wonder if jake's phone were ding
00:34:03what should we wear to prom
00:34:05and the dean's list
00:34:15um i'll talk to you later
00:34:17i'll see you around school okay
00:34:18okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:19bye
00:34:20he's so different
00:34:22maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:24you're gonna say
00:34:25what's your name
00:34:27haley
00:34:27haley
00:34:32haley
00:34:36haley
00:34:36jeez
00:34:37god
00:34:43here i'll get it
00:34:44you know
00:34:48oh
00:34:50you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Hell yeah.
00:35:13I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college, Jake.
00:35:51Move.
00:35:53Cole is talking to Haley again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:02Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:18All right, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I'm wrong.
00:36:47Oh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the peck room.
00:37:01Oh, shit.
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:05Oh, shit.
00:37:08Oh, shit.
00:37:10Oh, shit.
00:37:14Oh, shit.
00:37:20Stop, guys.
00:37:21Stop it.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit.
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:30I've got to save Cole.
00:37:31I mean, Jake.
00:37:32I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh, my God.
00:37:40Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:42Bailey Rock.
00:37:44That's detention.
00:37:45After school.
00:37:46Don't be late.
00:38:03Don't be late.
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:08It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:15Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:22No.
00:38:23He lied about that.
00:38:25I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28Yep.
00:38:29Father, the asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:37I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone.
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:05Oh, my God.
00:39:06I am so fed up with this.
00:39:11Oh, my God.
00:39:19I am so fed up with this.
00:39:24Oops.
00:39:25Sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jet.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you?
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:04Wait.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirmy is burning.
00:40:11Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:12Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:33Got to get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey.
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19All right, we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:26It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron...
00:42:00Okay, okay.
00:42:00I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:29Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:46Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show him what you really like.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:01It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:08What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone.
00:44:12I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:16Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now is the time.
00:44:59Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:01That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:21Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:22Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:27Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:31Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:36Oh.
00:45:42Oh.
00:45:43Oh.
00:45:43Oh.
00:45:43Oh.
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough.
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ.
00:46:11How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16Do you think that's what it could be?
00:46:18Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:26Over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:38He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:40You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:43End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:25If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:41Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:47:57Thank you, Mom.
00:47:57Oh, I see everything.
00:47:58Oh, I don't want my teeth to go.
00:48:00I don't want my teeth to go.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:19No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:24Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:39What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:46Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:55What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:02those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:15Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:19Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:39Oh?
00:49:40No, wait, what are you going to do?
00:49:50What's going to do?
00:50:00Can't beat me alone.
00:50:02Mary, what are you going to do?
00:50:08Well, I'm going toatch somebody's happened here.
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:50:23okay cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are
00:50:30it's okay you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:34so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:49please at least take my jacket you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have
00:50:54to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:58you
00:50:58trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:04shouldn't have trusted you now what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:18who is that no just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:29dad can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to hayley
00:51:33i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:36hi mr happens so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:43well i've got news for you young lady my son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family
00:51:50and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me
00:51:57stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family
00:52:06i'll stay away hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:19you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it
00:52:24i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:32hayley
00:52:41no laptop and no phone for a week
00:52:43ever since mom died you've turned into this co-patriarch
00:52:46hey we're not that's real love
00:52:48why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother i would make you a success son
00:52:53even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know who you are
00:53:06right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped jen ruin your life so
00:53:12i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go
00:53:31you're so cool
00:53:33i know emma
00:53:34want to go to prom
00:53:35why not
00:53:38let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:44hi mr admins hi max and max's friend
00:53:48sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:55what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:02well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:08we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:11cole
00:54:12my son cole
00:54:14reviewing budgets
00:54:15he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:18well mr admins today could be that day
00:54:20and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what
00:54:41what are you guys doing here
00:54:43happy birthday cole
00:54:44i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:47just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what what's going on
00:54:50dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:54you can be together
00:54:56just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:01no i'll tell her myself
00:55:02stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome to the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine
00:55:16i just need some time alone
00:55:24open the door
00:55:27wait what
00:55:28he's here
00:55:37it's you
00:55:40i'm sure you've given me this to you a long time
00:55:43hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the bitter beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance
00:55:53and i can protect you and your family and so
00:55:55you don't have to choose
00:56:10i understand if this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:17i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:37i've loved you for months
00:56:39i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:47but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:56do you hope to
00:56:57yes
00:56:59i hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:04you're hot and
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:13one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16you want to go
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so real you
00:57:28just be on me
00:57:30i'm so real you
00:57:46okay so what do you think
00:57:4910 out of 10
00:57:50i don't know
00:57:51yeah
00:57:51yeah would do again
00:57:52i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:55i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right all right that's fair
00:57:59i'll uh
00:58:01i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am i being nice to cole eggnets
00:58:11oh god no i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:16now i'll just i'll just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:22i'll take a minute now
00:58:24stop it
00:58:27um
00:58:28so
00:58:29isn't promenade
00:58:31i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34okay
00:58:36but the real question is
00:58:37do you got a date
00:58:40cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:44but jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:48i don't want to hear it
00:58:50yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:52but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:01and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:17on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:25of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds
00:59:32i'd expect you to be here
00:59:34cole
00:59:34are you here
00:59:37cole
00:59:37are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds
00:59:41you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole you are a big pro
01:00:02hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:27my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:33i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58jen longfellow
01:01:01thank you
01:01:02oh my god
01:01:04thank you guys so much
01:01:07seriously this means the world to me
01:01:08i mean like who else would win right
01:01:12oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:17oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:22it was fun
01:01:23it's very so bad
01:01:24yes
01:01:28hey uh
01:01:29most time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:32who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:39ew literally what the fuck
01:01:41hell yeah
01:01:42language
01:01:43i am the queen okay
01:01:44she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:46come on
01:01:47everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51pervy princess
01:01:57wait
01:01:58wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:09don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real
01:02:17jen's crazy
01:02:19jen's crazy
01:02:20who did this
01:02:22who did this
01:02:26what what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little skit
01:02:32you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:40but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:49you can't do that
01:02:51you can't do that
01:02:51i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:02there was no winter shit you lied to me
01:03:13hayley catch
01:03:19oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:22now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:24oh yeah no can do
01:03:27all i have to offer is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33oh how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now
01:03:48you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:50yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time
01:03:54about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57that you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hayley
01:04:03and you can accept that
01:04:04i'll make my own path
01:04:06and best believe me i can
01:04:08i'll say this
01:04:10that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15joy pro
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:26i can't have done with all you being by my son
01:04:30that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34well so
01:04:36i love you viala queen
01:04:37i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
01:04:42oh my god
01:04:43oh my god
01:04:44oh my god
01:04:44oh my god
01:04:44oh my god
01:04:45oh my god
01:04:46oh my god
01:04:46oh my god
01:04:47oh my god
01:04:47oh my god
01:04:47oh my god
01:04:51oh my god
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