00:21Welcome to Pandora. This is a Navi avatar. They are fierce and they are savage.
00:27Just don't tap on the glass because it freaks them out. Now the guy who was scheduled to take this
00:33avatar died from a cat allergy. So instead, we're going with his brother, Jake Smelly. Is that the best the
00:42military can do? Well, we were going to send the A-Team, but they wouldn't fit in the pod. Oh,
00:50better sense, Smelly. Man your pod, Smelly, and good luck.
00:56Wow, I look just like the Navi. Dr. Grace, how'd you duplicate me so perfect?
01:03What? It took a few tries to get it right, okay? Luckily, everything on this planet is blue. Run, Jake.
01:11Oh, I think I just crapped in my shell.
01:24Obviously, you're more of a cat person.
01:27I am Nectiri of the Navi. We are a peaceful clan who are at one with nature.
01:31Clearly.
01:34These are my people. We live under the Tree of Souls with our clan leader, our spiritual leader, and our
01:41music leader.
01:45And everyone's a critic.
01:50Why did you bring me back?
01:52To remind you. Your mission is to help us obtain this precious mineral known as stupid manium.
01:58Stupid manium? What moron came up with that?
02:03In order to fly, you must join with the banshee that chooses you.
02:06How will I know which one chooses me?
02:08It will try and kill you.
02:14Whoa, I got on when he wasn't looking.
02:15That's not exactly what I meant, but the job is done.
02:20Your initiation is finished.
02:22Is that ceremonial paint?
02:24No, it's banshee poo.
02:26It's all over the place and don't want to dare it.
02:29I must confess something to you.
02:31This body is just my avatar.
02:33Where is it?
02:34Safely protected in the transport.
02:39Everyone, listen.
02:41I know I've been here for three months and probably should have mentioned this earlier,
02:44but the sky people want to destroy your...
02:49Tree.
02:49I guess I should have put that at the top of the list.
02:54Step aside, Relly.
02:56You had your chance.
02:57Is that your latest military robot, Quaritch?
02:59No.
03:00It's Blue Tendo, actually.
03:02Got it for my birthday.
03:09Hello, kitty.
03:10You can hit all you want, but I'm protected inside this robot suit.
03:15What?
03:17I said...
03:19Oh, I see what happened.
03:23Jake!
03:25I see you.
03:27I see you.
03:29No.
03:30Get me to the...
03:31I see you.
03:33Oh, of course.
03:37You saved us, Jake Smelly.
03:39And as a thank you, we will make you our king.
04:00This is one small step for...
04:03Oh.
04:04And...
04:05Houston, we have a boo-boo.
04:11Tired of getting haircuts that don't get too noticed?
04:14Introducing the Bieber Bowl.
04:16The new hairstyling bowl that will make your look go from being just out to just in.
04:21The Bieber Bowl's special patented design allows you to just bop, bowl, and your Bieber.
04:27Just look how adorable.
04:29Plus, if you like it, we'll send you a new bowl each month,
04:32so you can look like Zack, Moises, that guy, Blondie, his brother, and him.
04:37So start shampooing now.
04:39The Bieber Bowl.
04:40Our operators are waiting to adore you.
04:43Also available in adult sizes.
04:51Oh, that looks great, man.
04:53She's gonna love that tattoo.
04:56Transformers.
04:57You have your favorites, but here are some rejected ones that didn't make the cut.
05:01Auto-pop.
05:02It's here!
05:03Ah!
05:04Mower drive.
05:07I will destroy them.
05:09Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
05:11Headgear, the orthodontic transformer.
05:14You!
05:14And click, the transformer who can hide anywhere.
05:17Honey, have you seen the remote?
05:19Have you checked in the sofa, Christian?
05:25Rejected, Transformers.
05:26Now you know why they're less than meets the eye.
05:30Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair,
05:33so that I may climb thy golden star.
05:42Disney's directed DVD presents...
05:45I miss you, Mom.
05:46It's good to show you feel.
05:50Mommy?
05:57Zombie.
06:00My heart won't stop filming.
06:02I think I just bugged myself.
06:04What the?
06:06For a limited time only.
06:07I didn't mean anything by shooting you.
06:09It's just a sport.
06:10Because pretty soon, this DVD goes back into the vault.
06:14Go get him, Mom.
06:15Zombie.
06:16Part of the Thought of the Dead DVD collection.
06:21It's time for Celebrity Birthdays.
06:24Today's Celebrity Birthdays include...
06:26SpongeBob's own...
06:27Horf Jenkins.
06:28Before landing the role of Jellyfish number 56,
06:31Mort was hired to build sets for the local production of The Sting.
06:34He got bit by the acting book, and the rest, as they say, is Fish Story.
06:38And let's give a big birthday cheer to Evan and Crawford,
06:41better known for her leg acting in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
06:45Finally, Ernie Zacks, the stunt double for both Zach and Cody on The Suite Life on Deck,
06:49turns 53 today.
06:51Go get him, Ernie.
06:53And that's today's Celebrity Birthdays.
06:58Seven.
07:00Oh?
07:01Go to jail.
07:02Oh, no.
07:04Looks like Mom's going to jail, everyone.
07:08What the?
07:08All right.
07:09No.
07:09Wait.
07:10There's been a misunderstanding.
07:12I need to call my boy.
07:15All right, Larry.
07:16Your turn.
07:19It's time for another round of Where's Lady Gaga.
07:22Lady Gaga has decided to attend this high school pep battle.
07:26Is that her?
07:28What about here?
07:30There?
07:30Goodly.
07:31What about here?
07:32There?
07:33No.
07:34There she is.
07:48Oh, I love it.
08:22Oh, we did a lot today.
08:25Oh, we sure did.
08:28Sinestro.
08:30Spreading things to others is not healthy.
08:32But I...
08:32If you make Susan here yawn, it means you're contagious.
08:36Bobby Johnson, you gave me yawn.
08:38What should we do?
08:39Well, for $5, I can cure you with my yellow power ring.
08:44Okay.
08:45Thanks, Sinestro.
08:50That's it.
08:56Lieutenant Horatio Kane, CSI.
08:59Manager Joe Williams, TGIF.
09:01We found a dead body at Table 6.
09:04All right.
09:05We're gonna make this place emptied out.
09:06Hey, everyone.
09:07We're gonna sing the birthday song.
09:09Works every time.
09:11Headquarters is sending over another team to help.
09:13Something about injecting new blood into a tired old fossil?
09:16We're here.
09:17Who are you?
09:18I'm Carly.
09:19And I'm Sam.
09:21We're shooting a web series.
09:23Shooting it?
09:24I'd say it's dead.
09:29What's your problem, Freddy?
09:31He's standing on my foot.
09:32Sorry about that.
09:33Let's get this guy in a body bag.
09:35Why put him in a body bag when we can put him in a...
09:38Noodle net!
09:41That's disgusting.
09:42He's gonna be surrounded by worms soon anyway.
09:46How about you guys start looking for fingerprints?
09:49I found Ken.
09:50You know, if you stop goofing around, maybe you've learned something.
09:53The victim is an old man here.
09:55What are you doing?
09:55Taking muscle.
09:56Maybe I can help.
09:58See, now that's the attitude.
10:00Everyone, please.
10:01Maybe it's best if we split up.
10:03Great.
10:04We'll take the upper right part of the screen.
10:09We figured it out.
10:11Was it a fish?
10:12No.
10:13He was 95 years old.
10:15Happy birthday, dead guy.
10:19So we can go home.
10:21Not before we have dessert with our new puppets.
10:23In that case, have the cobbler.
10:31It's to die for.
10:36Sorry.
10:37I'm big feet.
10:41No!
11:00Rentor, the low-budget affordable transformer.
11:03Where'd you get that battle scar?
11:05It was like that when I got here.
11:06Oh
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