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Dive deep into the latest developments of The Boys Season 5 Episode 2. This installment unpacks the intricate power dynamics at play as Homelander's influence continues to grow and the Seven face new internal conflicts.
Explore the escalating tensions between key characters and the moral compromises they are forced to make. The episode masterfully delves into the psychological toll of maintaining a public image while grappling with private turmoil.
Witness the consequences of past actions as old alliances are tested and new betrayals emerge. The narrative pushes boundaries, examining the corrupting nature of power and the lengths to which individuals will go to achieve their goals.
This episode offers a compelling look at the evolving superhero landscape and the complex ethical questions at its core. Prepare for a gripping continuation of this critically acclaimed series.
#TheBoys #Season5 #Homelander #Superheroes
Explore the escalating tensions between key characters and the moral compromises they are forced to make. The episode masterfully delves into the psychological toll of maintaining a public image while grappling with private turmoil.
Witness the consequences of past actions as old alliances are tested and new betrayals emerge. The narrative pushes boundaries, examining the corrupting nature of power and the lengths to which individuals will go to achieve their goals.
This episode offers a compelling look at the evolving superhero landscape and the complex ethical questions at its core. Prepare for a gripping continuation of this critically acclaimed series.
#TheBoys #Season5 #Homelander #Superheroes
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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson.
00:00:12You're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my God, Samir.
00:00:31Is that Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:38What?
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchie.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchie, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:53Frenchie.
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:01:20Can disappear into the night, into the night.
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:28Praise the Lord.
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:37He loved his country.
00:01:40His God.
00:01:41But most of all, his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of
00:02:00Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They eatin' babies.
00:02:16They turnin' little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy.
00:02:25We cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:36Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:48Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:02Praise him.
00:03:04Praise him for America.
00:03:04Praise him, praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:07Praise him.
00:03:08Hallelujah.
00:03:11Stand up.
00:03:13Stand up.
00:03:14In the name of Jesus.
00:03:16My sweet boy.
00:03:20Amen.
00:03:22Amen.
00:03:23Amen.
00:03:25Amen.
00:03:26Amen.
00:03:26Amen.
00:03:27Amen.
00:03:28Amen.
00:03:29Amen.
00:03:30Amen.
00:03:31Amen.
00:03:33Amen.
00:03:42Amen.
00:03:43Amen.
00:03:44Amen.
00:03:46Amen.
00:03:47Amen.
00:03:49Amen.
00:03:52Amen.
00:03:52Amen.
00:03:52Amen.
00:03:52Amen.
00:03:53Amen.
00:03:55Amen.
00:03:57Amen.
00:03:59Amen.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:32Samir.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks
00:04:35with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43When that cunt homelander
00:04:45brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot?
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me prisoner.
00:05:04So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right.
00:05:07Listen, the only thing that matters
00:05:09is we buried said that shit
00:05:11so we could crack on with a godly work of revenge.
00:05:14And...
00:05:15Good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his
00:05:19is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Or so we reckon.
00:05:23We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Don't know.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I'm glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51900 pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he's called Fuck Lincoln in the year, filled it with so much hot cum it burst out of his
00:06:02mouth.
00:06:04Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:23So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters
00:06:36before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:55We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:01I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus, and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:30We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:23Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:27I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:33We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:40Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:45Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:08:52Hmm.
00:08:53Hmm.
00:08:59Hmm.
00:09:00Hmm.
00:09:01Hmm.
00:09:02Hmm.
00:09:02Hmm.
00:09:02Hmm.
00:09:03Hmm.
00:09:06You stood there!
00:09:08Girl, listen.
00:09:09Judoff, sliced into you by Homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:14That was the only time I wanted to die!
00:09:17The pain!
00:09:21And you're okay with it!
00:09:23No!
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:31With or without us.
00:09:32So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:37So I can protect you.
00:09:41I spent every day of the last year...
00:09:46Dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let...
00:10:08Anything...
00:10:08Take you away from me again?
00:10:13I just fight him.
00:10:17It's incredible.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom F.
00:10:46Is it really regrown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingly and damp.
00:10:50Don't ask me...
00:10:52What you know is true...
00:10:55Don't have to tell me...
00:10:58I love your precious heart...
00:11:01I...
00:11:04I was standing...
00:11:08You were there...
00:11:09And I...
00:11:12I was standing...
00:11:36...I was standing...
00:11:37And you were there...
00:11:39For a long time...
00:11:40And they could never else
00:11:43It would tear us apart
00:11:59God damn it, Adrienne.
00:12:05Didn't need to come to this.
00:12:09I don't know. You left me no choice.
00:12:12I know my leadership style can be stern,
00:12:16but it's for your own good.
00:12:21I like to think of myself as the big brother
00:12:27that you never had.
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend you had?
00:12:39Uh...
00:12:41Paul...
00:12:42Pop Fang...
00:12:44Betrayed us both to William Butcher.
00:12:47No less. Huge mess. Your fault.
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance to make things right.
00:12:55I reached out my hand.
00:13:00And you bit it.
00:13:02What did I ever do to deserve that?
00:13:06What, was I too nurturing?
00:13:08Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe, but damn it.
00:13:11You weren't like the others.
00:13:14Snakes.
00:13:16Backstabbers.
00:13:16I could count on you, man.
00:13:18I did count on you.
00:13:20I loved you.
00:13:23But here we are.
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
00:13:39You wouldn't understand.
00:13:43Nobody does.
00:13:47Bye.
00:13:54I don't know.
00:14:37I don't know.
00:14:49Firstly, great.
00:14:51Dog wankers.
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are going to hear.
00:15:00Frenchie, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
00:15:03They go out, we go in.
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year.
00:15:07He might not live here anymore.
00:15:09Every day, Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, brings down a protein shake to the basement.
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24All good.
00:15:32Oi, look lively back there.
00:15:35All right.
00:15:36Nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in, twat in.
00:15:39Bring it back here.
00:15:42Keep the engine running.
00:15:51Are you ready?
00:16:21Internet's down.
00:16:22Cam's two.
00:16:23Um, yeah, we have a problem.
00:16:29Putain, man.
00:16:32He really let himself go.
00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
00:16:45My god, asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:49My dick weighs more, bitch.
00:16:53Well, right now, wait, we can move him.
00:16:55You can move the three of us.
00:16:57So, what now?
00:17:06I don't know.
00:17:16You.
00:17:17What the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no.
00:17:19It's okay, it's okay.
00:17:20I don't want to hurt you.
00:17:20You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:27For how long?
00:17:28Almost two years.
00:17:29In a CIA black site.
00:17:31I just found out this morning.
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:53Find him yourself?
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited,
00:17:56and you are the best tracker there is.
00:18:00I just...
00:18:00I need you to find him and report back.
00:18:03Very simple.
00:18:05You want me to work for you.
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me,
00:18:10and I can help you.
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:15I don't need you for that.
00:18:17Well, the whole world does think
00:18:19that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23All right.
00:18:24Listen to me.
00:18:26I'm no ass Felch and Commie.
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know, I know.
00:18:30And listen.
00:18:31I am Vaught now.
00:18:34Me.
00:18:35So the public?
00:18:36They're gonna believe
00:18:37that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:40I can resurrect you.
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:47Number two?
00:18:50Or how about I finish the job
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:57Hey, you could try.
00:18:59Who knows?
00:19:00You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:19:05Or you might not.
00:19:08But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:19:10more than you...
00:19:11than you hate me.
00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you, am I?
00:19:18I tried to kill you.
00:19:21The minute I turn my back,
00:19:22how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:25Look.
00:19:27Uh-uh.
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me.
00:19:39All is forgiven.
00:19:50Looks like a fuckin' kindergarten ashtray.
00:19:53Improve your sleep.
00:19:55Strengthen your immune system.
00:19:58Nourish your soul.
00:20:00The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning
00:20:03stopped chi, life force, from leaving the body.
00:20:06and invited prana, solar energy in.
00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness.
00:20:13Introducing the new deep brand,
00:20:14Sigma Solarium by Vought.
00:20:16By bros, for bros.
00:20:19Okay, we need to abort.
00:20:20Your mom should have aborted you.
00:20:26Fuck it.
00:20:27We'll test it here.
00:20:28What test?
00:20:30Monsieur Jarcutt, the virus is contagious.
00:20:32As Samir says, c'est fini.
00:20:34The game is over.
00:20:35No, Butcher's right.
00:20:37Brockhart has seen us, so...
00:20:39We can't leave.
00:20:40Virus?
00:20:41What virus?
00:20:43Look, I don't break you lot out of the panda flap about.
00:20:46Now all we gotta do is seal the ventilation.
00:20:48Every exit point,
00:20:49tighter than a Boy Scout's arsehole at Jamboree.
00:20:52No, no, no.
00:20:53It's not possible.
00:20:58Maybe.
00:21:02Yo.
00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:07Uh-huh.
00:21:08His heart rate is 10 beats per minute.
00:21:10He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours, like a blue whale.
00:21:14If he won't breathe, how do we get the virus in him?
00:21:17Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:20You lot sort this.
00:21:21Plus, I'll fetch the virus.
00:21:23Come here, go.
00:21:23You're with me.
00:21:31What are you two?
00:21:32Leave it out, would you?
00:21:33Fucking work in here.
00:21:37Hey.
00:21:38Coming with you.
00:21:40What for?
00:21:41I don't trust you.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:46Suit yourself.
00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
00:22:01We're smart.
00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon.
00:22:04Won't say where he's going.
00:22:05Won't say shit.
00:22:06Think he's on method.
00:22:08Meisner technique.
00:22:10Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:12We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up, but you can invoke the Insurrection
00:22:17Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
00:22:20Good idea.
00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:24That's going to be anyone who posts pro, starlight, or anti-Homelander content.
00:22:28Honestly, the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.
00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder.
00:22:38But we are going to need to triple the amount of Freedom Camps to hold them all.
00:22:42Love it.
00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts, all those corporate tax
00:22:48breaks, and for the existing Freedom Camps, Treasury's running a little dry.
00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes.
00:22:59The President is thinking how insane this is right now.
00:23:02He'll back you.
00:23:02You can do it.
00:23:04Speak up.
00:23:05And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.
00:23:08Won't there are arrests eaten to your bottom line?
00:23:11No.
00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.
00:23:14Wow.
00:23:15Amazing, Ashley.
00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara.
00:23:17Well, all righty then.
00:23:18Let me ask the most important question.
00:23:22Do I got immunity?
00:23:34For fuck's sake.
00:23:36Soldier Boy, this is the President, Vice President of the United States of America.
00:23:41They work for me.
00:23:43Everyone, Soldier Boy is going to be number two in the seven.
00:23:47Once he is located, William Butcher and Annie January.
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, what, sir?
00:23:52No, sir.
00:23:53I can do this.
00:23:54I can bring them in.
00:23:54Well, like you did with A-Train.
00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep.
00:23:59Competence.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:01And Steve, Soldier Boy is going to need a full pardon.
00:24:03Well, sir, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
00:24:11Consider it done, sir.
00:24:13Terrific.
00:24:13And you know what?
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
00:24:16Steve, can you make him a...
00:24:19Manhattan.
00:24:20Manhattan.
00:24:21Thanks, Steve.
00:24:23Of course.
00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:28No.
00:24:29Steven?
00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan.
00:24:35Goddamn.
00:24:37Since when could Supes teabag the President?
00:24:41Since me.
00:24:59Okay, what's next?
00:25:05What is it?
00:25:14Look out!
00:25:17Oh, God!
00:25:18Putain!
00:25:19Oh, yes, sir.
00:25:21It's mountain pornography.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24Almost got you, fuckers.
00:25:28Ha, ha.
00:25:29Oh, shit.
00:25:31Oh, shit.
00:25:32Well, at least that explains how he's groomed from bashing his bishop.
00:25:40Gross.
00:25:48Mmm.
00:25:50Now that's what I'm talking about.
00:25:53Oh, God.
00:25:57Fucking unsanitary.
00:26:00Ugh.
00:26:23Well, first half, you can use the body for a new timer.
00:26:27It's an amazing day.
00:26:30Next step will be to apply my fave foundation
00:26:33from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day
00:26:38of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:42We talked about this.
00:26:44I don't have a choice.
00:26:45They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go.
00:26:50Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:53So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid
00:26:55Eyeliner because it is the good...
00:26:58Now, grab it!
00:27:00Will you dare enter my dark domain?
00:27:02I am Countess Crow.
00:27:04Countess of the Crows.
00:27:06And I shall make you do the day that you decide to...
00:27:09Fuck it!
00:27:17Fuck.
00:27:19C'est ça.
00:27:21It's like each layer of cum represents
00:27:24a slow passage of time.
00:27:26It's a good metaphor for life, no?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:37What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so...
00:27:44They're all gone.
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:49And I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
00:27:56You...
00:27:56didn't kill them.
00:27:58They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:03I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say.
00:28:09I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told Petitouille any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you.
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:38No, I can't live like that.
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:04But the fucking shit.
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:15You creep.
00:29:16Just let go.
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit.
00:29:23Starlight.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:25You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as Rock Harden.
00:29:36You don't have a choice.
00:29:40All right.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:42What?
00:29:43No, what?
00:29:44Let me go.
00:29:49Baby killer!
00:29:51We're far away.
00:30:03Pounced on this Starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:30:07all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty turbo rush the drink of heroes only 15 calories
00:30:16cut that's a good take no please this is a mistake i am not sorry only 15 calories yeah now
00:30:26with
00:30:27acai and maca roots mom no cory go back inside please yo you stay back because if you ruin my
00:30:37shot it's on site bitch okay let's go again and fix your tits they're lopsided all this crime stopping
00:30:45makes me so thirsty turbo rush now with acai and maca root that's fucking perfect okay great
00:30:55okay have fun and camp
00:31:02mom all over not a chance we have to help them help them and every super than 500 miles
00:31:08will be up our ass within the hour we stayed a course mine's on a fucking job fuck the job
00:31:17kameka down
00:31:43homelander
00:31:48homelander
00:31:55sage i was just um what can i do for you well that was quite a surprise today are you
00:32:04sure waking
00:32:05him was the right call yes did you tell soldier boy about the virus no i did not of course
00:32:11not
00:32:14what am i gonna say i uh uh uh yeah hey i really want you to do this job for
00:32:18me but careful
00:32:20because there's a soup killing virus out there and you may die screaming sure you would have jumped
00:32:26at that oh you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities young lady
00:32:33well besides if there is a virus out there the better you take the risk than us right
00:32:40ah that's tactical exactly because for a moment i was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your
00:32:45dad
00:32:49so when he gets infected and he dies you don't know that's gonna happen
00:32:52when it does you won't go to pieces because it was tactical right
00:32:58right
00:33:13so
00:33:13so
00:33:13so
00:33:13so
00:33:13so
00:33:13so
00:33:13so
00:33:13so
00:33:33Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:38Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
00:33:40All right, all right.
00:33:41Less talking.
00:33:42We'll give in.
00:33:45I'll take it.
00:33:52So how fragile is this?
00:33:54Very.
00:33:56Very fragile.
00:33:58If it broke on the way?
00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:34:02There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:08Huh.
00:34:09Whoa.
00:34:10Well, best not drop out, eh?
00:34:17Thank you so much.
00:34:26Breathe, putain.
00:34:39Do you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:41What?
00:34:42Did you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:45I'm too late.
00:34:46No, the Conard is in Paris.
00:34:48Well, the rest of Kicks will be back soon.
00:34:50Merde alors, we're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:05We're not terrorists.
00:35:06Oh, God, when everyone comes back, Jetstreak's going to shoot an RPG up your ass, and Sheila is going to
00:35:12take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:14Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:17Hey, it's just a shitty situation.
00:35:20Yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:30All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:46Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:49What's it called, a murder?
00:35:52Oh, let me guess.
00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:57Damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:36:02Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vought doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:08They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
00:36:17Roszak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:20Great, great.
00:36:21Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:39Please.
00:36:40Please don't kill me.
00:36:42I just want to go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom.
00:36:45And my dad.
00:36:48Please.
00:37:02Careful!
00:37:08Oi, fucking smart, will you?
00:37:10My night's your little glad.
00:37:11I tried to understand.
00:37:16No, I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:18Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero.
00:37:23A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:28Listen, I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:34I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:36You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite out of the head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:44I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
00:37:45Talk to me about it, Annie.
00:37:46You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket listening to your heart bollocks,
00:37:56is just gonna get her killed.
00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:06You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15No, babe.
00:38:29You hate the vial!
00:38:33It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that?
00:38:42Well, well, well.
00:38:44He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:48Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put on my knife for a bit.
00:38:54You're telling us this now?
00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?
00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:39:09New plan.
00:39:12Oi!
00:39:13Ain't you supposed to be a giant-ass dudo?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:17Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:20Be a cunt.
00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
00:39:23Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:30Just you and me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:44Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:47Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:49Being super is not going to save you.
00:39:51That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homelander's doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:57You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you.
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:13Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:16Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:20Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet?
00:40:27Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fuckin' die, bollocko.
00:40:35Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:39You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:41Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:48Me?
00:40:49Homelander?
00:40:50Your old crew?
00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:54Do you want to know why?
00:40:57Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
00:41:07What the fuck was that?
00:41:18Hey!
00:41:19You two fucktards the local supes?
00:41:22Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy?
00:41:24What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28The fuck?
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:36Or I'm going to rip your intestines out of your asses
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:42Oh.
00:41:45Fuck.
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:57Hey, man.
00:41:58Get ready.
00:41:58We're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:59Slow down, kid.
00:42:02Soldier boy.
00:42:04He's alive?
00:42:06Fuck that.
00:42:07Just how long do we have?
00:42:08Just Huey.
00:42:10Huey!
00:42:13We got to move.
00:42:15A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:17Oh, shit.
00:42:21Shit.
00:42:49Go!
00:42:50Go!
00:43:15Oh, my God.
00:43:29Oh, my God.
00:44:15Oh, my God.
00:44:17Are you okay?
00:44:18He's the virus?
00:44:20It's good, I think.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh, shit.
00:44:26Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:34You're with me.
00:44:38Hey!
00:44:48You weak able has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:55You're kind of obsessed.
00:44:59Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:01The so-called soup killer?
00:45:03Huh.
00:45:04Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No virus, bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:18Come in your face.
00:45:21Do not nut right now.
00:45:30What the fuck?
00:45:53No.
00:45:56No.
00:45:59Hey!
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:10Oh, my God.
00:46:11Oh, my God.
00:46:25Oh, my God.
00:46:27Oh, my God.
00:46:37Oh, my God.
00:47:07Well, I did very oh fuck I wish I would have seen that no you don't come on let's leg
00:47:17it
00:47:19no no no Manka and until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague
00:47:26Oh
00:47:53oh
00:47:58Yes
00:48:01May I have a word? Wait out there
00:48:07What are you doing? I'm about to enjoy a Mexi melt there is extra if you want to join it
00:48:11no thank
00:48:11you Crunchwrap supreme cheesy gordita crunch no cantina crispy chicken taco I don't want any taco
00:48:16fucking bell okay rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan clearly
00:48:22the right call he's not in the building thank fucking god what the fuck why are we doing this
00:48:29doing what if posting weird shit were a crime I'd be serving two life sentences homelander sets the
00:48:34agenda I just execute that's bullshit you're the smartest person on the planet there is no way you
00:48:40don't have an angle here my angle my angle is that I could have warren buffett on the ground tongue
00:48:47lashing my clit till he needs indeed replacement all the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every
00:48:53words nicer than I expected Ashley she's smart she's gotta listen to reason look I've been there
00:49:03literally where you're sitting but that chair isn't a pedestal it's a chopping block
00:49:10and I can help you but you gotta talk to me
00:49:18don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again you know you can't you can pull out the back of
00:49:22your
00:49:23skull
00:49:31wow you're unbelievable Ashley that was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen
00:49:35they're arresting innocent people but sure let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa
00:49:41I need a minute
00:49:48from back here I see a spine
00:49:50fucking use it do I get laser eyes no I get a psychic fucking tumor
00:49:54this is junior year all over again do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg
00:49:58finger blast us behind the friendlies because he had your mirror quite tickets
00:50:01and then he took Miriam Applebaum going along won't get you what you want going along is why
00:50:07we're still alive you should have left with a train when he asked you to at least he had a
00:50:11shred of
00:50:12decency that's why he's dead first they came for the communists and I did not speak out because
00:50:16I was not a communist I don't need Martin Niemöller right now you used to love his poetry and
00:50:21Birkenstocks and throwing clay you used to want to do some good in the world what happened I tried I
00:50:28tried
00:50:29but there's nothing I can do half of Washington thinks homelanders batch it the CIA the Pentagon
00:50:36they will follow you if you lead them I'm not a leader I'm vice president you can still do some
00:50:42good Ashley we can still do some good just shut up or I'm gonna float on my back in the
00:50:47tub again
00:50:48you want that you're better than this you were better than this no
00:50:55no
00:50:56ow
00:50:56so we're clear you're absolutely sure triple check the results none of you are carriers
00:51:01humans are immune
00:51:18god damn i only seen shit like this one of the time
00:51:23it was on you outside of that truck stop warhouse on our 23
00:51:27soldier cunt down homeland did it go
00:51:30we fucking did it
00:51:32out of time
00:51:38okay
00:51:46let's run away
00:51:51there are over 50 uninhabited island in the pacific we just need to find one so remote
00:51:58nobody will ever find us
00:52:02you were right
00:52:05this virus there is no contain in it no stuff in it i do not know how to protect you
00:52:11from it except
00:52:13to take you as far away from here as possible
00:52:34you
00:52:34you did not see its carnage it's too dangerous it's dangerous for everyone no innocent people are being
00:52:40ground up no one don't ask me to watch you die i think this is how we make amends
00:52:50for the life we've taken i think we have to get up every day and keep going
00:53:02wait
00:53:25you're allowed to freak out you know this virus
00:53:31it's
00:53:31it's fucking brutal
00:53:32i don't know for a rock hard i'd say it's an improvement
00:53:39i haven't exactly had a magical year either neither of us is fine
00:53:45and we shouldn't be and if you don't want to talk about it you don't have to
00:53:50be perfect but i'm not letting you die
00:53:56i'm gonna keep fighting
00:54:01and if you can't then i'm just gonna fight for both of us
00:54:06but just don't turn into a fucking butcher okay
00:54:25i know
00:54:28i'm late
00:54:43i'm late
00:54:44all right sarah
00:54:47time for your meds
00:54:58here's a good boy
00:55:14well hey be careful sir there's a viral contagion
00:55:18i got here as soon as i heard and i locked down
00:55:21i'm sending soldier boy to test the waters pretty strategic sir you're always playing 3d chess aren't
00:55:27you
00:55:28i told him to report back
00:55:31told him not to go in alone why would he do that
00:55:33well it's more like soldier doy am i right leave
00:55:39well i just um i'm gonna be here sir to do this should have been you
00:55:44i'm sorry leave
00:55:50i was swimming
00:55:52i was swimming
00:56:09i'm not
00:56:13no
00:56:15no
00:56:16no
00:56:20not you
00:56:29why does everyone keep leaving
00:56:35I'm sorry
00:56:48but I get up again
00:56:50I get locked down
00:57:07this in the night away
00:57:12this in the night away
00:57:15you drink some whiskey drink
00:57:16you drink some vodka drink
00:57:17you drink some cider drink
00:57:20he sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:22he sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:24oh Danny boy
00:57:28Danny boy
00:57:30Danny boy
00:57:33I get locked down
00:57:34but I get locked down
00:57:36you're never gonna keep me down
00:57:38I get locked down
00:57:39but I get locked down
00:57:40you're never gonna keep me down
00:57:42I get locked down
00:57:44but I get locked down
00:57:45you're never gonna keep me down
00:57:47I can't go down, but hang it up again
00:57:50You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:54This in the night away
00:57:58This in the night away
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:03He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:58:12Don't cry for me
00:58:15Extraordinary
00:58:19I can't go down, but hang it up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I can't go down, but hang it up again
00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:29I can't go down, but hang it up again
00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:33I can't go down, but hang it up again
00:58:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:38I can't go down, but hang it up again
00:58:40You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:42I can't go down, but I still can't
00:58:45But I don't want to beat me down
00:58:47I can't go down, but I still can't
00:58:50But I don't want to beat me down
00:58:52But I still can't
00:59:40But I still can't
01:00:10But I still can't
01:00:12But I still can't
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