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00:00:09You said you'd always walked out for me. You promised!
00:00:12Well, maybe I don't want to look at you.
00:00:13I hate you.
00:00:14Zoe, you remember my son, Ryan?
00:00:16Hey.
00:00:16Your father wasn't having an affair with your mom.
00:00:18Grace!
00:00:19He raped her!
00:00:20No!
00:00:22Oh my God, Samir.
00:00:23Is that Zoe's dad?
00:00:25Yes.
00:00:26I would never let anything happen to you or Zoe.
00:00:33Samir's done it.
00:00:34As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:00:39I want you to find William Butcher.
00:00:41We've got an ubervirus strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet.
00:00:46No.
00:00:47Soldier boy killing my family.
00:00:48I gotta get this motherfucker out of my head.
00:00:50Look, you let me go, you'll be the hero that saved Translucent.
00:00:57Sweet boy.
00:00:58I will be there for you always.
00:01:02Okay, good.
00:01:04Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:01:07Stand up in the name of Jesus!
00:01:10Be sweet.
00:01:11Bye.
00:01:36What screen does not look like this dead dead, huh?
00:01:39We're waiting for him to let him stand together.
00:01:39The task of Duzono asking you to pass.
00:01:42Hold the 두 손 in there.
00:01:45fulfill the stand around.
00:01:50Frankly, schoolawi are accepted as a bıs.
00:01:51I don't know.
00:02:24I don't know.
00:02:53I don't know.
00:02:55I have family.
00:02:56I love Imagine Dragons.
00:02:58Please.
00:03:00I'm sorry.
00:03:01No one can know I was here.
00:03:28I don't know.
00:03:32Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
00:03:38traitors in Ukraine.
00:03:40Turns out Russia isn't our enemy. They're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trans bathrooms.
00:03:45We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice, and we hope that he can forgive us as he
00:03:52takes his rightful place on the Seven.
00:03:57It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first-ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
00:04:16My boy. My poor sweet boy.
00:04:23I'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father.
00:04:30Oh, hold on. When did you find out?
00:04:31Hold on, no. When did you find out?
00:04:33I gave a photo right here.
00:04:36I gave a photo right here.
00:04:59They're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
00:05:02Believe that?
00:05:09Come on.
00:05:10I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher had the virus. I wouldn't have.
00:05:14I swear to God.
00:05:16Although I did tell you not to engage.
00:05:18So, if we're pointing fingers, I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
00:05:24Gentlemen, lab results are in.
00:05:27Lab results.
00:05:30Now, a lot has happened today at this event.
00:05:33Soldier Boy...
00:05:33How?
00:05:34We were there. They all got infected. We watched them die.
00:05:38How the fuck is that cunt still breathing?
00:05:41Oh, no. Oh, no.
00:05:50He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
00:05:52Shit.
00:05:53V1? What is V1?
00:05:55Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
00:06:00V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:06:03Highly unstable. Only worked on a handful of early Supes.
00:06:07You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel, Stormfront.
00:06:12Who is Stormfront?
00:06:14Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:06:15Uh, I think you know where's Liberty?
00:06:18Point is, V1 saved your life.
00:06:21And is likely why your generation of Supes doesn't age.
00:06:24This is a modern compound V molecule.
00:06:28This is the virus.
00:06:30It's spike proteins bind to the V receptors, kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
00:06:36It looks like this.
00:06:40Nothing for the virus to bind to.
00:06:41You might have told us that before we tested it.
00:06:43V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s, and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
00:06:47We all did.
00:06:48But now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
00:06:53Hmm.
00:07:03Okay, but what about Homelander?
00:07:05Does this...
00:07:06Does this mean that...
00:07:07I'm his son.
00:07:08Am I immune too?
00:07:10No.
00:07:11Your embryo was shot up with plain old garden variety V.
00:07:14Like me, like every other suit.
00:07:15But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:07:19Immune to the virus.
00:07:21Maybe even immortal.
00:07:22Bring me some.
00:07:22I can't.
00:07:23Why not?
00:07:24Thought destroyed every vial.
00:07:25There's none left.
00:07:26Could a vial still exist?
00:07:27Somewhere.
00:07:28I suppose.
00:07:29Wait, if that's true, then that means he can use that to...
00:07:32We need to get to it before Homelander does.
00:07:34How?
00:07:35I'm sure he knows all this already.
00:07:36We're fucked.
00:07:37Good point, love.
00:07:38We hit him with the virus today, while it still works.
00:07:42That wasn't at all my point.
00:07:44Which is right.
00:07:45See?
00:07:47It's the smart play.
00:07:48We draw him out and hit him today.
00:07:50Okay, how are you gonna get it in front of him?
00:07:53Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
00:07:56Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
00:07:58And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over, right?
00:08:03So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this V1.
00:08:07We don't really have a choice.
00:08:10I know where to start.
00:08:15Wow.
00:08:16Thank God that stuff's in here.
00:08:18Saved you.
00:08:19I guess all's well today.
00:08:20You know what?
00:08:20Fuck you.
00:08:21You knew Butcher had the virus.
00:08:23You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chipper.
00:08:26No.
00:08:27No.
00:08:27I did not.
00:08:28What I wanted-
00:08:29Well, joke's on you, asshole.
00:08:30Cause I'm gonna live.
00:08:32And you'll die.
00:08:34If the virus doesn't get you, time will.
00:08:36And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag, I'll be running the seven.
00:08:42Shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
00:08:48Look at you.
00:08:50Just the softest, wettest boy.
00:08:55Hypothetic.
00:08:57You're nothing at all.
00:09:06Mademoiselle Annie, are you certain of this?
00:09:08We don't have a choice.
00:09:19You know what this means, right?
00:09:21If we do get this fee one, you and Kimiko could take some.
00:09:25I mean, if it made Soulja Boy immune to the virus, it could make you immune too, like a vaccine.
00:09:28Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
00:09:30Like a koosh ball, but with dicks.
00:09:33Very specific, but look, there's a chance.
00:09:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:39No, no, no, no, not you again.
00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:41Zoe, take it easy.
00:09:42Put him away, kiddo.
00:09:44That won't be necessary.
00:09:47At least, not yet.
00:09:50Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
00:09:52I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
00:09:54Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
00:09:58She set this up, actually.
00:10:00Did she?
00:10:01Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
00:10:04You mean the first generation V?
00:10:07Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
00:10:15You can't actually be surprised, I know.
00:10:18But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
00:10:27Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
00:10:28And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
00:10:31But you're still working with him.
00:10:35We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
00:10:38And if he does, he lives forever.
00:10:41And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
00:10:45So you're gonna keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock?
00:10:48Or you're gonna help us out?
00:10:57Follow me.
00:10:58Follow me.
00:11:09Follow me.
00:11:10Follow me.
00:11:14Follow me.
00:11:17Follow me.
00:11:19Follow me.
00:11:23Follow me.
00:11:25Follow me.
00:11:27Follow me.
00:11:27Follow me.
00:11:320.1% torch the world and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers
00:11:40It smells near
00:11:41You're right
00:11:41Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven
00:11:44While Arby's jerked off in the corner
00:11:46It's V-Bro Mango Thunder Body Spray
00:11:49Fuck
00:11:49Everyone, this is Maverick
00:11:51Translucent, son
00:11:54Sup, player
00:11:55Sup
00:11:56Sup, player
00:11:59Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me
00:12:01He sang at my dad's funeral
00:12:03Maverick, hi
00:12:04Um, what are you doing here?
00:12:06Don't you go to Gadolkin?
00:12:08Fuck that place
00:12:09And fuck Vought
00:12:10They're all a bunch of liars
00:12:11They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad
00:12:14Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth
00:12:19It was Homelander
00:12:22Homelander killed my dad
00:12:26Wow
00:12:27Homelander
00:12:28Ugh, god
00:12:30I
00:12:30Fuck that
00:12:32Fucking motherfucker
00:12:33I've been saying it for years
00:12:34This fucking
00:12:35This
00:12:36Fucking guy
00:12:38Motherfucker
00:12:38Okay so Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau
00:12:42What are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
00:12:45I believe the children are our future
00:12:47Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment
00:12:50Follow me
00:12:51If you want to know about V-1
00:12:53I hope you have strong stomachs
00:12:57V-1 was barbaric and unstable
00:12:59Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau
00:13:02Lived in a state of endless torment
00:13:04He murdered thousands
00:13:05Only to achieve five successes
00:13:07Jesus
00:13:09Even after Vought defected to the Allies
00:13:11He kept testing V-1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen
00:13:15Why am I not surprised?
00:13:17By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians
00:13:19And nothing could stand in the way of national security
00:13:23Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the 50s
00:13:26And swept all mentioned of V-1 under the rug
00:13:28Like every other sordid chapter in this company's history
00:13:30And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
00:13:33Not that I've seen
00:13:34You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
00:13:38This is every surviving file from Project Vought's
00:13:40If you want to look through them, be my guest
00:13:50Zoe, Zoe, wait
00:13:53What happened to your mom was awful
00:13:56Look, I didn't know that Butcher was gonna
00:14:00I didn't mean for her to get hurt
00:14:03I promise
00:14:09Promise?
00:14:10You promised that we'd be safe
00:14:13Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half
00:14:16I'm sorry
00:14:17Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too
00:14:22So go fuck yourself
00:14:35Maybe if I'd raised you, I could have made you better
00:14:39You're a fucking disappointment
00:14:42Disappointment
00:14:43The pitiful disappointment you are
00:14:45Deep down, there's a part of you that is still human
00:14:48You're pathetic
00:14:49Pathetic
00:14:50Weak
00:14:51You're my greatest failure
00:14:52You're nothing at all
00:15:11Oh my boy
00:15:15My sweet boy
00:15:19What is wrong?
00:15:21Why are you so unhappy?
00:15:22My father
00:15:23My father
00:15:24And my dear son
00:15:26Everything
00:15:26It's all falling apart
00:15:28No
00:15:29No, it's exactly what needed to happen
00:15:33Yes, it's been foretold
00:15:35You're about to ascend
00:15:37Become immortal
00:15:39Divine
00:15:40A true God
00:15:42A true God
00:15:43With the love of the world
00:15:45But
00:15:46I know you think love is weak and human
00:15:49But who is more loved than Jesus
00:15:53And why should he have more love than you?
00:15:57You save more people than he does
00:16:02The one true God
00:16:05Yes
00:16:07How?
00:16:09How millions of people did you save me?
00:16:12Well then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood
00:16:18Rip babies from their mother's womb
00:16:21Skin parents in front of their children
00:16:25Rid the world of the wicked
00:16:28The non-believers
00:16:32They'll call me a foster
00:16:34The only ones left will be your faithful
00:16:37And they will love you in their hearts
00:16:40They'll cry happy tears at the mere thought of you
00:16:44You have one last task, my love
00:16:47Yes
00:16:52No
00:16:53No
00:16:53No
00:16:53No
00:16:57No
00:16:58No
00:16:59No
00:17:19You're late.
00:17:20Came as soon as you texted.
00:17:21It's kind of far.
00:17:22Where?
00:17:23Russia.
00:17:25Near the border, I think.
00:17:26Anybody see you?
00:17:29Uh, no.
00:17:31What's that?
00:17:40I caught myself shaving.
00:17:43Trust me, you don't need to shave.
00:17:50So your grandpa's in there with them now?
00:17:54Is, uh, is Butcher in there?
00:17:58No, but they can lead us to him.
00:18:01We can find him and kill him.
00:18:04Kill Butcher?
00:18:06I don't think that's a good idea.
00:18:08You don't think we could?
00:18:09He's dangerous.
00:18:11Look what he did to your mom.
00:18:12That's the point.
00:18:14He's not worth it.
00:18:15Ryan.
00:18:16It's not worth you getting hurt.
00:18:19He'd kill you.
00:18:22So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand.
00:18:25Zoe.
00:18:25Forget it.
00:18:43You think I couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath?
00:18:49What the fuck?
00:18:50Well, well, well.
00:18:52Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
00:18:54Should buy myself a lotto ticket.
00:18:57I thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
00:18:59You never had and showed?
00:19:00I was planning to nick Zoe.
00:19:02Text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
00:19:05But, hey.
00:19:06Fucking Christmas.
00:19:15Nice one.
00:19:17But I don't break easy no more.
00:19:20Not like Mallory.
00:19:21You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
00:19:23Killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia.
00:19:28Zoe was right about you.
00:19:30Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
00:19:35You could.
00:19:37But you won't.
00:19:38And why is that?
00:19:39Because we both love the same woman.
00:19:42And we both hate the same cunt.
00:19:48Look, mate.
00:19:49You can be as pissy with me as you like.
00:19:51But we both know
00:19:53I ain't the bad guy here.
00:19:57No, really.
00:19:59I just need us
00:20:00to have a proper chat.
00:20:03That's all.
00:20:10Oh, Mlander.
00:20:11Up here.
00:20:13What are you...
00:20:15What in the fuck?
00:20:20Is that milk?
00:20:21Better.
00:20:22Breast milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
00:20:24Well, what?
00:20:25You asked me up here
00:20:25so I could watch you swim in tit-jizz?
00:20:28I want to give you another chance.
00:20:29You want to give me another chance?
00:20:31Yes.
00:20:32Help me find the V-1.
00:20:33I'd rather fist myself
00:20:35with a handful of razors.
00:20:36Besides,
00:20:38Cleopatra Jones
00:20:39said there's no V-1 to find.
00:20:40Oh, there most certainly is.
00:20:43And I am going to find it.
00:20:46Yeah, what makes you so sure?
00:20:48An angel told me.
00:20:51It's my destiny.
00:20:52Just when I thought
00:20:53there was a ceiling
00:20:54to how fucking weird you could get.
00:20:56Yes, yes.
00:20:57Make your jokes.
00:20:59You've been blessed with immortality.
00:21:02And what have you done
00:21:03with a drink
00:21:04and fuck yourself numb?
00:21:07You.
00:21:09You.
00:21:11Are a disappointment.
00:21:15You see...
00:21:19I am not going to waste my immortality.
00:21:23I am going to take
00:21:24what's rightfully mine.
00:21:25I'm asking you
00:21:26if you want a seat at the table
00:21:28because you're my father.
00:21:29But with or without
00:21:32a reckoning is coming.
00:21:36You know, all I see is a freak.
00:21:39A freak with a bushel of gray pubes.
00:21:44Try some Just For Men.
00:22:01What's for it, Harmony?
00:22:02I have no idea.
00:22:03It's all over these memos.
00:22:05What do they say?
00:22:06I don't know.
00:22:07The text is encrypted,
00:22:08but I think I can crack it.
00:22:09You couldn't possibly.
00:22:10It's 1944.
00:22:12There's more processing power
00:22:13on your toaster
00:22:14than there was
00:22:14in the encryption tech back then.
00:22:16Give me an hour.
00:22:20Fuck his hair.
00:22:22Fuck his hair.
00:22:35Hey.
00:22:37Sorry, just, uh...
00:22:39You might want to lighten up
00:22:40on that V-bro mango thunder.
00:22:43That is...
00:22:43That is musky.
00:22:46My dad was in the first campaign.
00:22:48Vanish into freshness.
00:22:50It just smells like him, you know?
00:22:53I'm sorry about your dad.
00:22:55I-I lost mine, too.
00:22:58I'm sorry to hear that.
00:23:00It's just...
00:23:00It's crazy, right?
00:23:01Walk around one day feeling fine,
00:23:03and then...
00:23:05I don't know where the pain
00:23:06just hits you like a truck.
00:23:08Like, just takes the wind out of you.
00:23:10You guys are trying
00:23:10to take down Homelander, right?
00:23:12Let me help.
00:23:13Look, Maverick,
00:23:14I-I don't think that's such a good idea.
00:23:15It-it's really dangerous.
00:23:17I don't care.
00:23:18He fucking killed my dad.
00:23:20It's the only thing I can think about.
00:23:21I know that you want this
00:23:22to mean something.
00:23:24But it's never gonna make sense.
00:23:26And the more that you try,
00:23:28the less sense it'll make.
00:23:29It...
00:23:30Trust me.
00:23:32I know.
00:23:33What am I supposed to do?
00:23:35Honestly, just...
00:23:36let go.
00:23:38Live your life.
00:23:39Be happy.
00:23:40Fall in love with someone.
00:23:42I do have a girlfriend.
00:23:44Really?
00:23:45Sloane.
00:23:46She's an alpaca.
00:23:51Cool.
00:23:51Just...
00:23:52Maybe think about
00:23:53what your dad would want for you
00:23:54and then do that.
00:23:56That's what I'm trying to do.
00:23:58Anyway.
00:23:59Harry?
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:01Can I, um...
00:24:02Can I just talk to you
00:24:02for a quick second?
00:24:04Yeah.
00:24:09Stop.
00:24:15Another mention of Fort Harmony
00:24:17from 1963.
00:24:19Butcher has a scanner, no?
00:24:21He does.
00:24:21Maybe resolution is good enough
00:24:23so we can make out
00:24:24some of the text.
00:24:25Okay.
00:24:26Go with him.
00:24:27Sounds good.
00:24:27I've been watching pornography
00:24:28and I'd like to try out
00:24:29some cunnilingus.
00:24:35I don't understand.
00:24:38All you do
00:24:38is get him on the blower
00:24:40and tell him
00:24:41you want to see him.
00:24:42He rocks up,
00:24:43you chuck the shit
00:24:43in his face
00:24:45and that'll be it.
00:24:47Why me?
00:24:48Because he won't leave
00:24:49the fortress of cunnature
00:24:50for anyone else.
00:24:51So this is what
00:24:52you want to talk to me about?
00:24:54Killing my dad.
00:24:56Listen, mate.
00:24:57Is that all you think
00:24:57I'm good for?
00:24:58I ain't gonna treat you
00:24:59like a kid no more,
00:25:00all right?
00:25:00You're done with that.
00:25:02Homelander raped your mum.
00:25:03He's gonna burn
00:25:04everything down
00:25:05and you are the only one
00:25:06that can stop him.
00:25:08Now,
00:25:10normally I don't put
00:25:11no stock in any
00:25:11of that bollocks
00:25:12about destiny.
00:25:13But if anyone's got one,
00:25:15it's you.
00:25:21I throw this virus at him.
00:25:23What'll happen to me?
00:25:27You'll die.
00:25:31I'll be close by
00:25:33and we'll go together.
00:25:36Look.
00:25:39I ain't gonna lie to you.
00:25:41This...
00:25:42This is not what
00:25:44your mum wanted.
00:25:45But it's the only way.
00:25:48And it will be justice.
00:25:53You're asking me
00:25:54to kill myself?
00:25:58You wouldn't be
00:25:58the first lad
00:25:59to throw his life away
00:26:00in a war.
00:26:02But you would be
00:26:03the first
00:26:04to save the world
00:26:06doing it.
00:26:19I'll fetch you some point.
00:26:21I'll fetch you some point.
00:26:34Like, he's not even
00:26:35that good looking.
00:26:37Like,
00:26:37his hair's doing
00:26:38most of the heavy lifting.
00:26:41Like, you shave his head,
00:26:42he's the gayest sailor
00:26:43at Fleet Week.
00:26:44Seriously, man,
00:26:45thanks for letting me
00:26:46tag along.
00:26:47I need a win.
00:26:50Will you just tell me this?
00:26:51Homeowner really didn't
00:26:52want me to come along.
00:26:53He didn't, like,
00:26:54mention my name even once.
00:26:55And back the fuck up
00:26:57while we fuck this track up.
00:26:59Why do you ask them?
00:27:08Keep heading south.
00:27:13So, like,
00:27:14what's your story?
00:27:16My story?
00:27:17Yeah.
00:27:18I was born on a sugar bush.
00:27:19A maple farm.
00:27:20One day when I was five,
00:27:21my parents died
00:27:22in a tidal wave of molasses.
00:27:24Then I was raised
00:27:24by four geese
00:27:25and an agoraphobic fox
00:27:26in a crystal cave
00:27:27where they taught me
00:27:27the ways of the soil
00:27:28and the salts
00:27:28until Gerald.
00:27:30That's the oldest goose.
00:27:32Revealed to me
00:27:33that he's the reincarnation
00:27:34of Robin Williams.
00:27:35And then he took me
00:27:36on his egg-shaped spaceship
00:27:37to Ork
00:27:37because Mork and Mindy
00:27:38is a Netflix documentary.
00:27:41Orson married us.
00:27:44And the rest is history.
00:27:51Olinner asked you
00:27:52to come along?
00:27:55Personally.
00:28:06Merde.
00:28:07Cyber trucks
00:28:08are the entourage of cars.
00:28:15A penny for your thoughts.
00:28:19Huey said the V1
00:28:20could be a cure.
00:28:22You really think so?
00:28:24Would give us more time.
00:28:31What would you want to do?
00:28:33We could travel.
00:28:35I can DJ
00:28:36in Berlin.
00:28:38Nothing to tie us down.
00:28:40Never in the same place twice.
00:28:47Do you want that for your kids?
00:28:49Of course not.
00:28:50Which is why I would never have any.
00:29:01You want children?
00:29:05Three.
00:29:07Two girls and a boy.
00:29:08A house by the water
00:29:09and maybe a Bernadoodle.
00:29:10Peace and quiet.
00:29:12After all this killing,
00:29:13I just want a place
00:29:14to call home.
00:29:15I just want a place to call home.
00:29:18I just want a place to call home.
00:29:20Take care of my kids.
00:29:21Let's go.
00:29:22I want a place to call home.
00:29:22I want my kids to call home.
00:29:23And the heart of my kids?
00:29:23You don't want to.
00:29:23All the guys are gone.
00:29:24I want you to go.
00:29:38Yeah, I told her you were 30.
00:29:42Fuck the lever.
00:29:44Fuck the lace.
00:29:46Here's to the burgess that's on your face.
00:29:53Where did you pick that up?
00:29:54Me old man.
00:29:56You're too close?
00:29:58No, not really.
00:29:59He was a piss artist.
00:30:02Used to lose all his money on the GGs.
00:30:06No, horses.
00:30:07And then he'd come home, beat the living daylights out of Len and me.
00:30:12And then later, laugh about it with his mates.
00:30:16Yeah, he was a right cunt.
00:30:18Where is he now?
00:30:19Bottom of the Thames.
00:30:22I put him there just the other day.
00:30:25I only wish I'd done it sooner before he caused more.
00:30:31More damage.
00:30:36Butchard.
00:30:39Do you think that I could ever...
00:30:41that I might turn into my dad?
00:30:47I don't know.
00:30:54My mom...
00:30:56and Grace...
00:30:58the others...
00:31:00all I do is hurt people.
00:31:03I can't be around anyone.
00:31:26I'll do it.
00:31:40Following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters, protesters have taken to the streets and clashed
00:31:45violently with superheroes and police alike.
00:31:48It's all so tediously predictable.
00:31:52Insurgency, counterinsurgency, liberation, crackdown.
00:31:56Round and round she goes.
00:31:59Is now a good time to say I've always found you super fucking creepy?
00:32:04Oh, hold on a second, I got something.
00:32:07Check that out.
00:32:08So Ford Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught worked.
00:32:12The government designated it top secret and then decommissioned it after the war.
00:32:17Why is that square blurry?
00:32:19That's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden.
00:32:22Now I'll bet you a porterhouse at Luger's, that's where Vaught was testing the V1.
00:32:26If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
00:32:29Hmm.
00:32:36Were you followed?
00:32:37Hell no.
00:32:38Homelander's looking for the V1 just like we are.
00:32:40It's only a matter of time before he found you.
00:32:42We're at 90 feet below solid concrete.
00:32:45The door is munitions grade, ballistics resistant, same as a NORAD bunker in Chiant Mountain.
00:32:49It will hold.
00:32:53Better hope so.
00:33:02Oh, thank fuck.
00:33:03Won't hold forever.
00:33:05So, we're trapped down here.
00:33:06What's the plan?
00:33:08Wait.
00:33:09Has anyone seen Zoe?
00:33:10I'm sorry.
00:33:40Let's go.
00:34:20Let's go.
00:34:25Dad?
00:34:29Sorry.
00:34:31Dad?
00:34:34Sorry.
00:34:36Oh my God, sorry.
00:34:41Oh my God.
00:34:44Oh my God.
00:35:10Oh my God.
00:35:11Oh my God.
00:35:11He's dead.
00:35:13And he's the one who killed Vicky, not Homelander.
00:35:16Fucking psycho.
00:35:18And you all went along with it.
00:35:19And you all went along with it.
00:35:23Come on Zoe.
00:35:25I'm sorry, my boy.
00:35:28I cannot allow you to leave.
00:35:33Please, don't make me shoot your Papa.
00:35:35Oh.
00:35:38No.
00:35:40Let them go.
00:35:41She tried to kill us both.
00:35:43She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
00:35:50Go.
00:36:11Zoe, pick up.
00:36:12Listen to me.
00:36:13Do not come home until I tell you to.
00:36:16It's not safe.
00:36:16You understand?
00:36:17Call me.
00:36:18Do we know when she left?
00:36:23Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
00:36:25Can we get out that way?
00:36:28That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
00:36:31Well, if that's the case, then what are you packing?
00:36:38Whoa.
00:36:39I've been looking for those.
00:36:46Oro Blanco.
00:36:49500 a stick.
00:37:19You know, my father spent his whole life fighting Vaught.
00:37:23And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
00:37:28I remember your father, you know.
00:37:32He was impressive.
00:37:35Over 30 Ivy League attorneys had Vaught.
00:37:38And one small-time Harlem lawyer made them work weekends and holidays.
00:37:44Damn fucking straight he did.
00:37:46But he couldn't win.
00:37:49It's why, ultimately, you won't win either.
00:37:53You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
00:37:55You know that, right?
00:37:56Who?
00:37:57Vaught?
00:37:58Please.
00:37:58It's more powerful than Vaught.
00:38:00Or Homelander.
00:38:01More powerful than nature or life itself.
00:38:04It's profit and loss.
00:38:06Supply and demand.
00:38:08The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
00:38:12We're just cogs in a great machine.
00:38:16And we all have our part to play.
00:38:21Say you kill Soldier Boy, or Homelander, or even release this virus.
00:38:25When superheroes go out of fashion, something else will just take their place.
00:38:31Because corporations must still grow.
00:38:36Money must still be made.
00:38:38The machine must still be fed.
00:38:41That is the way of the world.
00:38:46Motherfucker.
00:38:49When this is all over, you're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
00:38:54Like I said, we all have our part to play.
00:38:57Mm-hmm.
00:39:01If that day ever comes,
00:39:05I have a part to play to.
00:39:07And that's to put a bullet in your fucking skull.
00:39:16Finally.
00:39:19Showtime.
00:39:20Hey, kids.
00:39:21Do you love America?
00:39:23And basic math skills.
00:39:25Making s'mores.
00:39:26And marching.
00:39:26Then sign up for the Homelander Youth.
00:39:29You'll learn wilderness survival,
00:39:31campfire songs,
00:39:32how to field strip a rifle,
00:39:34and the best way to sniff out stinky starlighter rats.
00:39:38So if you're 8 or 18, you can join the fun.
00:39:42Sign up for the Homelander Youth,
00:39:44and be tomorrow's heroes today.
00:39:46Today.
00:39:47Sponsored by Lean Lad Diet Luncheons.
00:39:55Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
00:39:58Listen, I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
00:40:02It's out there.
00:40:03Oh.
00:40:04I know it.
00:40:05I know it.
00:40:05Uh, how many people do you want them?
00:40:08Everyone.
00:40:09It's all we do from now on.
00:40:12Also, I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
00:40:19Vought, destroy the original formula. That could take years.
00:40:21Skip animal testing.
00:40:23We have camps for the criminals.
00:40:25Just start using them.
00:40:27Hmm?
00:40:27Mm-hmm.
00:40:35This is wonderful.
00:40:43Well, howdy, boss.
00:40:45What are you... what are you drinking?
00:40:56It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.
00:41:00But I guess it runs in the family, huh?
00:41:03Homelander's father.
00:41:05Dang.
00:41:07The Glock, huh?
00:41:09Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
00:41:13Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
00:41:14This here's a 9mm.
00:41:17Gen 5-7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
00:41:22Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
00:41:24Battle-proven All-American Colt 1911.
00:41:28Chambered in .45 ACP.
00:41:33That'll blow your fucking panties off.
00:41:36Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll.
00:41:41But, uh, this here, that's a certified Kraut killer.
00:41:43I think you mean an antique.
00:41:44I mean a classic.
00:41:46You wanna give it a try?
00:41:49Now, some can't handle the kick.
00:41:51If something tells me you'll do just fine.
00:41:57Oh!
00:41:58I haven't to fancy!
00:42:02Oh!
00:42:03I haven't so fancy!
00:42:05Oh!
00:42:07Uh!
00:42:10Ah!
00:42:17I got handed to you.
00:42:20I haven't fucked that hard since...
00:42:23Since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
00:42:27I ain't got no idea who that is.
00:42:32Hey, why that hairless pussy?
00:42:35I mean, what's the point of going down there
00:42:37if you're not going to get a fat face full of fur?
00:42:41Was that how Homelander likes you?
00:42:43Like a baby?
00:42:47More like a mother.
00:42:51But you two have fucked, right?
00:42:53Mm-mm.
00:42:57Damn.
00:42:58I gotta admit, I was kind of just doing this
00:43:01as petty revenge against the freak.
00:43:04That's terrible.
00:43:05Who would do such a thing?
00:43:08You shouldn't say that about your son.
00:43:11Well, he thinks he's better than me.
00:43:12He doesn't.
00:43:15How do you know?
00:43:17I don't know much, but I can read people.
00:43:19And the way he looks at you?
00:43:22Shoot.
00:43:23I ain't never shouldn't look at nobody like that.
00:43:31Oh.
00:43:32It's not exactly a compliment, doll.
00:43:35He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
00:43:38And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:43:40Oof.
00:43:47Here.
00:43:48There's someone I want you to meet.
00:43:54Is this...
00:43:56terror?
00:43:58Well, my mom told me all about you.
00:44:01Hey, boy.
00:44:01Where's he been?
00:44:02Me Aunt Judy's been looking after him.
00:44:04Does he still hump everything?
00:44:07Gentleman of his age.
00:44:10Well, he does his best.
00:44:16Ryan?
00:44:19Kimiko?
00:44:20Wait, you can talk.
00:44:28Tell me.
00:44:30It's all gone.
00:44:32Where is Samir?
00:44:35We let him leave with Zoe.
00:44:36We're not all monsters, you fucking...
00:44:39monster.
00:44:45You touch her, I'll never make more.
00:44:48So back off.
00:45:03We're still going to go after Homelander, right?
00:45:05Not today, we're not.
00:45:07Then when?
00:45:08I don't know.
00:45:09A week.
00:45:10Maybe a month.
00:45:13We don't have a month.
00:45:15He's going to burn everything down like you said.
00:45:16Let's just go now.
00:45:19Not without the virus.
00:45:21But you said I was strong enough.
00:45:23You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:45:25You said it was my destiny.
00:45:26I just said that.
00:45:27So you'd get him out of tower.
00:45:30Without that germ,
00:45:32you'd just be another stupid kid
00:45:33on a fucking suicide run.
00:45:37Same old lying, pathetic asshole.
00:45:43Ryan.
00:45:45Ryan.
00:45:52All right, kid.
00:45:53This is a halothane grenade.
00:45:55What you do is you pull the pin,
00:45:57you toss it,
00:45:58and you run like hell.
00:45:59Also, make sure you don't inhale,
00:46:01or else you're going to knock yourself out too.
00:46:03Once all the bodies are down
00:46:04and the smoke clears,
00:46:05we'll come out and get you.
00:46:06Got it?
00:46:07Yeah, got it.
00:46:10Maverick,
00:46:11be careful.
00:46:18Huey.
00:46:22Hey, I know.
00:46:23I'm sorry.
00:46:24It's just,
00:46:26he's a really good kid.
00:46:27I mean, if we find the V1,
00:46:29I think we should give him some.
00:46:30Huey, come on.
00:46:31How many more people
00:46:33are we going to kill
00:46:34and then their kids come after us?
00:46:36And then we kill them
00:46:37and it's this vicious cycle
00:46:38that never fucking ends.
00:46:41Maybe we'll never be able to break it,
00:46:42but we have to at least try.
00:46:51What was that for?
00:46:53It's just, uh,
00:46:55it's been a long time
00:46:57since I've been around someone
00:46:58who is actually trying to
00:47:00make things better
00:47:01instead of stopping them
00:47:02from getting worse.
00:47:06You think that the V1
00:47:07can save us?
00:47:09Fuck yeah, I do.
00:47:11He's at the hatch.
00:47:45What the fuck is this?
00:47:47Hey, I got an invisible kid here.
00:47:50It stinks like V-Bro
00:47:51Mango Thunder body spray.
00:47:53Here, take him.
00:47:53Shit burns my nose.
00:47:56Maverick?
00:47:56Is that you, bro?
00:47:57You with Edgar?
00:47:58You were one of my dad's best friends.
00:48:01How come you never told me
00:48:02it was Homelander
00:48:02that killed him?
00:48:03Bro, Homelander
00:48:04didn't kill your dad.
00:48:06It was Butcher's crew.
00:48:08You know,
00:48:09it was that sus French dude
00:48:10and Starlight's boyfriend.
00:48:11What's his name?
00:48:11Lucy Howie?
00:48:13They blew him up,
00:48:14stuffed his body parts in a box
00:48:15and dropped him
00:48:15in the East River.
00:48:17Saw with my own eyes.
00:48:19No cap on God, bro.
00:48:31Does it look like
00:48:33the Deep is talking
00:48:33to an invisible person?
00:48:35Fuck.
00:48:40Fuck.
00:48:44Fuck.
00:48:49Fuck.
00:48:55They were just here.
00:49:10God damn it.
00:49:11Fuck.
00:49:11There's not enough power.
00:49:17Slithery motherfucker.
00:49:20Oh, shit.
00:49:22I mean,
00:49:22instant karma,
00:49:23but fuck.
00:49:24Okay,
00:49:24we gotta go out front.
00:49:26Stick together.
00:49:30Yo!
00:49:31Nice work,
00:49:32BroboCop.
00:49:33Oh, shit.
00:49:37Mmm.
00:49:46Oh, shit.
00:49:50Oh, shit.
00:50:00Oh!
00:50:02Oh!
00:50:10Sorry, bro.
00:50:13Don't hate the player, hate the game.
00:50:40You're the only one.
00:50:45No!
00:50:55You're the stupid kid!
00:51:07Where's Yuri?
00:51:09It was you, wasn't it?
00:51:11You killed my dad.
00:51:12Get the fuck off me.
00:51:14Where are you?
00:51:17Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
00:51:20You sick fuck.
00:51:20You're right, you're right.
00:51:21It was me.
00:51:22It was me.
00:51:23I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
00:51:27You fucking psycho.
00:51:28Just wait, just wait.
00:51:29Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
00:51:32Not your dad, but still, I was angry and scared.
00:51:39And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
00:51:43I shouldn't have done it.
00:51:44It's not the answer.
00:51:45It's the only answer, motherfucker.
00:51:52Patrick, stop.
00:51:53I don't want to fight you.
00:52:04I don't want to fight you.
00:52:08Oh, my God.
00:52:55There's Maverick.
00:52:58She got Maverick.
00:53:01It's okay.
00:53:04It's okay.
00:53:08Everything's going to be okay.
00:53:13I'm here.
00:53:14I'm here.
00:53:17I'm here.
00:53:18I'm here.
00:53:22I'm here.
00:53:23I'm here.
00:53:53I'm here.
00:53:57I'm here.
00:54:11I'm here.
00:54:14I'm here.
00:54:38I'm here.
00:54:41I'm here.
00:54:43I'm here.
00:54:45I'm here.
00:54:58I'm here.
00:55:03I'm here.
00:55:08I'm here.
00:55:16I'm here.
00:55:20I'm here.
00:55:29I'm here.
00:55:32I'm here.
00:55:36I'm here.
00:55:39I'm here.
00:55:41I'm here.
00:56:09I'm here.
00:56:11I'm here.
00:56:12I'm here.
00:56:15I'm here.
00:56:16I'm here.
00:56:16I'm here.
00:56:19I'm here.
00:56:20I'm here.
00:56:24I'm here.
00:56:39I'm here.
00:56:42I'm here.
00:56:44I'm here.
00:56:47I'm here.
00:56:54I'm here.
00:56:59I'm here.
00:56:59Okay, so the virus is gone.
00:57:01Sameer took off with Zoe and Butcher, went after Ryan.
00:57:06Probably getting lasered as we speak.
00:57:08And Homelander's got Edgar.
00:57:09If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
00:57:12We are so fucked.
00:57:13Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pump'n away on some poor girl fucked.
00:57:17Hey.
00:57:17Maybe we lay off the porn.
00:57:20No.
00:57:21Okay.
00:57:22I do have some good news.
00:57:25were able to make out some of the reducted text.
00:57:28In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead
00:57:32in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
00:57:35The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
00:57:43And this is good news?
00:57:44Oh, yeah. The files are no longer reducted.
00:57:49Okay. Well, that's where we're headed.
00:58:14Annie?
00:58:17Wait! Wait!
00:58:18You could have died, Huey!
00:58:19I'm okay. I'm here.
00:58:21But I think if that happened, I wouldn't come back from that.
00:58:24This was easier when I was on my own.
00:58:26Annie.
00:58:27Well, in my time of dying,
00:58:30Don't want nobody more.
00:58:35All I want for you to do
00:58:39Is take my body home.
00:58:42Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:58:46Well, well, well.
00:58:48Well, well, well.
00:58:50Well, well, well.
00:58:51So I can die easy.
00:58:55Well, well, well.
00:59:04Well, well, well.
00:59:12So I can die easy.
00:59:14Well, well, well.
00:59:17Well, well, well, so I can die
00:59:21Jesus gonna make him a dying bitch
00:59:33We have much to discuss
00:59:41Lord, in my time of dying
00:59:45Don't want nobody to cry
00:59:48All I want you to do is
00:59:53Take me when I die
01:00:01Well, in my time of dying
01:00:04Don't want nobody to mourn
01:00:08All I want for you to do is
01:00:13Take my body home
01:00:16Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:00:20Well, well, well
01:00:24Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:00:28Jesus gonna make him
01:00:30Jesus gonna make him
01:00:32Jesus gonna make him a dying bitch
01:00:52Well, meet me, Jesus, meet me
01:00:55Meet me in the middle of the air
01:01:00If these wings should fill me
01:01:03Lord, would you meet me with another prayer
01:01:06Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:01:10Well, well, well
01:01:14Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:01:18Jesus gonna make him
01:01:19Jesus gonna make him a dying bitch
01:01:35Lord, in my time of dying
01:01:39Don't want nobody to mourn
01:01:42Don't want nobody to cry
01:01:43All I want you to do is
01:01:47Take me when I die
01:01:50Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:01:54Well, well, well
01:01:57Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:02:01Jesus gonna make him
01:02:03Jesus gonna make him
01:02:05Jesus gonna make him a dying bitch
01:02:33Jesus gonna make him
01:02:33Jesus gonna make him
01:02:35Jesus gonna make him
01:02:38Jesus gonna make him
01:02:38Jesus gonna make him
01:02:38Jesus gonna make him
01:02:38Jesus gonna make him
01:02:38Jesus gonna make him
01:02:38Jesus gonna make him
01:03:01.
01:03:31.
01:04:01.
01:04:31.
01:05:01.
01:05:31.
01:05:32.
01:05:32.
01:05:32.
01:05:33.
01:05:33.
01:05:38.
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