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00:00:09You said you'd always walked out for me. You promised!
00:00:12Well, maybe I don't want to look at you.
00:00:13I hate you.
00:00:14Zoe, you remember my son, Ryan?
00:00:16Hey.
00:00:16Your father wasn't having an affair with your mom.
00:00:18Grace!
00:00:19He raped her!
00:00:20No!
00:00:22Oh my God, Samir.
00:00:23Is that Zoe's dad?
00:00:25Yes.
00:00:26I would never let anything happen to you or Zoe.
00:00:33Samir's done it.
00:00:34As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:00:39I want you to find William Butcher.
00:00:41We've got an ubervirus strong enough to kill every fucking soup on the planet.
00:00:46No.
00:00:47Soldier boy killing my family.
00:00:48I gotta get this motherfucker out of my head.
00:00:50Look, you let me go, you'll be the hero that saved Translucent.
00:00:57Sweet boy.
00:00:58I will be there for you always.
00:01:02Okay, good.
00:01:04Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:01:07Stand up in the name of Jesus!
00:01:10Be sweet.
00:01:11Bye.
00:01:36I know.
00:01:37I know.
00:01:37I'm not going to be here.
00:01:38They have to say that you have to be out of his own house.
00:01:39You're not going to be here today.
00:01:39But the commander will ask you,
00:01:42open the door on him.
00:01:42Open him.
00:01:47The commander will ask.
00:01:47Here he is.
00:01:55The commander is all right.
00:02:10Let's go.
00:02:30Let's go.
00:02:32Let's go.
00:02:33Let's go.
00:02:33Let's go.
00:02:33Let's go.
00:02:36Let's go.
00:02:36Let's go.
00:02:37Let's go.
00:03:08Soldier Boy, America's first hero, defender of liberty, faith and family.
00:03:15Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
00:03:18Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
00:03:24But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn.
00:03:29And America deserves the truth.
00:03:32Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia,
00:03:35working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky traitors in Ukraine.
00:03:40Turns out Russia isn't our enemy.
00:03:41They're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trans bathrooms.
00:03:45We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
00:03:49And we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the Seven.
00:03:57It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
00:04:16My boy. My poor, sweet boy.
00:04:23I'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father.
00:04:30Oh, hold on. When did you find out?
00:04:31Oh, no. When did you find out?
00:04:33I gave me a photo right here, please.
00:04:36I've been here.
00:04:4940 years out of spotlight, you still got it, huh?
00:04:53Well, Sage tells me socials are blowing up.
00:04:57People magazine, they're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
00:05:02Believe that?
00:05:09Come on.
00:05:10I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher had the virus.
00:05:13I wouldn't have.
00:05:14I swear to God.
00:05:16Although I did tell you not to engage.
00:05:18So, if we're pointing fingers, I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
00:05:24Gentlemen, lab results are in.
00:05:27Lab results.
00:05:33How?
00:05:34We were there.
00:05:35They all got infected.
00:05:36We watched them die.
00:05:38How the fuck is that Constable Raven?
00:05:41Oh, no.
00:05:43Oh, no.
00:05:50He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
00:05:52Shit.
00:05:53V1?
00:05:53What is V1?
00:05:55Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
00:06:00V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
00:06:03Highly unstable.
00:06:04Only worked on a handful of early soups.
00:06:07You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel.
00:06:11Stormfront.
00:06:12Who is Stormfront?
00:06:14Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
00:06:15Uh, I think you know where's Liberty.
00:06:18Point is, V1 saved your life.
00:06:21And is likely why your generation of soups doesn't age.
00:06:24This is a modern compound V molecule.
00:06:28This is the virus.
00:06:30Its spike proteins bind to the V receptors, kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
00:06:36It looks like this.
00:06:39Nothing for the virus to bind to.
00:06:41You might have told us that before we tested it.
00:06:43V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s, and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
00:06:47We all did.
00:06:48But now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
00:06:53Hmm.
00:07:03Okay, but what about Homelander?
00:07:05Does this, does this mean that...
00:07:07I'm his son.
00:07:08Am I immune to?
00:07:10No.
00:07:11Your embryo was shot up with plain old garden variety V.
00:07:14Like me, like every other soup.
00:07:15But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:07:19Immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
00:07:22Bring me some.
00:07:22I can't.
00:07:23Why not?
00:07:24Thought destroyed every vial.
00:07:25There's none left.
00:07:26The vial still exists somewhere, I suppose.
00:07:29Wait, if that's true, then that means he can use that to...
00:07:32We need to get to it before Homelander does.
00:07:34How?
00:07:35I'm sure he knows all this already.
00:07:37We're fucked.
00:07:37Good point, love.
00:07:38We hit him with the virus today, while it still works.
00:07:42That wasn't at all my point.
00:07:44Which is right.
00:07:45See?
00:07:47It's the smart play.
00:07:48We draw him out and hit him today.
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51How are you going to get it in front of him?
00:07:53Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
00:07:56Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
00:07:58And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over, right?
00:08:03So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this V1.
00:08:07We don't really have a choice.
00:08:10I know where to start.
00:08:15Wow.
00:08:16Thank God that stuff's in here.
00:08:18Saved you.
00:08:19Um, I guess all's well today.
00:08:20You know what?
00:08:20Fuck you.
00:08:21You knew Butcher had the virus.
00:08:23You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chipper.
00:08:27No.
00:08:27No.
00:08:27I did not.
00:08:28What I wanted...
00:08:29Well, joke's on you, asshole.
00:08:30Because I'm going to live.
00:08:32And you'll die.
00:08:34If the virus doesn't get you, time will.
00:08:36And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag, I'll be running
00:08:41the seven, shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
00:08:47Look at you.
00:08:50Just the softest, wettest boy.
00:08:55Hypothetic.
00:08:56You're nothing at all.
00:09:06Mademoiselle Annie, are you certain of this?
00:09:09We don't have a choice.
00:09:19You know what this means, right?
00:09:21If we do get this V1, you and Kimiko could take some.
00:09:25I mean, if it made Soldier Boy immune to the virus, it could make you immune too, like
00:09:28a vaccine.
00:09:28Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
00:09:30Like a koosh ball, but with dicks.
00:09:33Very specific, but look, there's a chance.
00:09:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:40No, no, no, not you again.
00:09:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:41Zoe, take it easy.
00:09:42Put him away, kiddo.
00:09:44That won't be necessary.
00:09:47At least, not yet.
00:09:50Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
00:09:52I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
00:09:54Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
00:09:58She set this up, actually.
00:10:00Did she?
00:10:01Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
00:10:05You mean the first generation V?
00:10:07Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with
00:10:11William Butcher?
00:10:15You can't actually be surprised, I know.
00:10:18But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and
00:10:22orphaned my granddaughter?
00:10:27Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
00:10:28And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
00:10:31But you're still working with him.
00:10:35We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
00:10:38And if he does, he lives forever.
00:10:41And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
00:10:45So you're gonna keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock, or you're gonna help
00:10:49us out?
00:10:57Follow me.
00:11:08After you.
00:11:10After you.
00:11:12After you.
00:11:20After you.
00:11:330.1% torch the world and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
00:11:40It smells in here.
00:11:41You're right.
00:11:42It smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven while Arby's jerked off in the corner.
00:11:47It's V-Bro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
00:11:49Fuck!
00:11:49Everyone, this is Maverick.
00:11:51Translucent, son.
00:11:54Sup, player.
00:11:57Sup, player.
00:11:59Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
00:12:01He sang at my dad's funeral.
00:12:03Maverick, hi.
00:12:05What are you doing here?
00:12:06Don't you go to Godolkhan?
00:12:08Fuck that place.
00:12:09And fuck Vought.
00:12:10They're all a bunch of liars.
00:12:11They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
00:12:14Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
00:12:19It was Homelander.
00:12:21Homelander killed my dad.
00:12:26Wow.
00:12:27Homelander.
00:12:29Ugh.
00:12:30God.
00:12:30I...
00:12:31Fuck that.
00:12:32Fucking motherfucker.
00:12:33I've been saying it for years.
00:12:34This fucking...
00:12:35This...
00:12:37Fucking guy.
00:12:38Motherfucker.
00:12:38Okay, so Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
00:12:42What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
00:12:45I believe the children are our future.
00:12:48Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
00:12:50Follow me.
00:12:51If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
00:12:57V1 was barbaric and unstable.
00:13:00Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
00:13:04He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
00:13:08Jesus.
00:13:09Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
00:13:15Why am I not surprised?
00:13:17By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
00:13:21security.
00:13:23Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the 50s and swept all mentioned of V1 under the rug,
00:13:28like every other sordid chapter in this company's history.
00:13:31And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
00:13:33Not that I've seen.
00:13:35You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
00:13:38This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
00:13:41If you want to look through them, be my guest.
00:13:49Zoe?
00:13:50Zoe, wait.
00:13:53What happened to your mom was awful.
00:13:56Look, I didn't know that Butcher was going to...
00:14:00I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
00:14:03I promise.
00:14:09Promise?
00:14:10You promised that we'd be safe.
00:14:13Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
00:14:16I'm sorry.
00:14:17Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
00:14:22So go fuck yourself.
00:14:35Maybe if I'd raised you, I could have made you better.
00:14:39You're a fucking disappointment.
00:14:42Disappointment.
00:14:43The pitiful disappointment you are.
00:14:45Deep down, there's a part of you that is still human.
00:14:49You're pathetic.
00:14:50Pathetic.
00:14:50Weak.
00:14:51You're my greatest failure.
00:14:52You're nothing at all.
00:15:10Oh, my boy.
00:15:14My sweet boy.
00:15:15My sweet boy.
00:15:19What is wrong?
00:15:21Why are you so unhappy?
00:15:22My father and my dear son.
00:15:26Everything gets all fall apart.
00:15:29No.
00:15:30No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
00:15:33Yes.
00:15:34It's been foretold.
00:15:35You're about to ascend, become immortal, divine, a true God with the love of the world.
00:15:46I know you think love is weak and human, but who is more loved than Jesus?
00:15:53And why should he have more love than you?
00:15:57You save more people than he does.
00:16:02The one true God.
00:16:07How?
00:16:09How millions of people should you save me?
00:16:12Well, then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
00:16:18Rip babies from their mother's womb.
00:16:21Yes.
00:16:21Skin parents in front of their children.
00:16:25Rid the world of the wicked.
00:16:28The non-believers.
00:16:33The only ones left will be your faithful.
00:16:37And they will love you in their hearts.
00:16:40They'll cry happy tears at the mere thought of you.
00:16:44You have one last task, my love.
00:16:47Yes.
00:16:57Oh, my God.
00:17:01Oh, my God.
00:17:02Oh, my God.
00:17:04Oh, my God.
00:17:19you're late came as soon as you texted it's kind of far where Russia near the
00:17:25border I think anybody see you uh no what's that
00:17:40I caught myself shaving trust me you don't need a shave
00:17:51so your your grandpa's in there with them now is uh is butcher in there no but they can lead
00:18:00us to
00:18:00him we can find him and kill him kill butcher I don't think that's a good idea you don't think
00:18:08we could he's dangerous look what he did to your mom that's the point he's not worth it Ryan it's
00:18:16not worth you getting hurt he'd kill you so I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick
00:18:24in
00:18:24my hand so he forget it
00:18:43you think I couldn't smell the tank array in your breath
00:18:49what the fuck well well well ain't this my lucky fucking day should buy myself a lotto ticket
00:18:57I thought you'd still be in touch with your girl you never hadn't showed I was planning to nick so
00:19:02he'd text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running but hey fucking Christmas
00:19:15nice one
00:19:16nice one but I don't break easy no more not like Mallory you're a right tough lad ain't you
00:19:23killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia
00:19:28so he was right about you maybe I should just put you out of your misery
00:19:35you could
00:19:37but you won't and why is that because we both love the same woman and we both hate the same
00:19:47cunt
00:19:48look mate you can be as pussy with me as you like but we both know I ain't the bad
00:19:54guy
00:19:56I don't really I just need us to have a proper chat
00:20:04that's all
00:20:10oh my god
00:20:11up here what are you what in the fuck
00:20:20is that milk better breast milk from the NICU at mount Cynar
00:20:24well what you ask me up here so I can watch you swim in tit jizz
00:20:27I want to give you another chance you want to give me another chance yes help me find the V1
00:20:33I'd rather fist myself with a handful of razors
00:20:36besides
00:20:38Cleopatra Jones said there's no V1 to find
00:20:40oh there most certainly is and I am going to find it
00:20:46yeah what makes you so sure
00:20:48an angel told me
00:20:51it's my destiny
00:20:52just when I thought there was a ceiling to how fucking weird you could get
00:20:56yes yes make your jokes you've been blessed with immortality
00:21:02and what have you done with a drink and fuck yourself numb
00:21:06you
00:21:09you
00:21:11are a disappointment
00:21:15you see
00:21:20I am not going to waste my immortality
00:21:22I am going to take what's rightfully mine
00:21:25I'm asking you if you want a seat at the table because you're my father
00:21:29but with or without you a reckoning is coming
00:21:36you know all I see is a freak a freak with a bushel of gray pubes
00:21:44try some just for men
00:22:01what's for it harmony
00:22:02I have no idea
00:22:03it's all over these memos
00:22:04what do they say
00:22:05I don't know
00:22:06the text is encrypted but I think I can crack it
00:22:09you couldn't possibly
00:22:10it's 1944
00:22:11there's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then
00:22:16give me an hour
00:22:20fuck is that
00:22:35hey
00:22:37sorry just uh
00:22:39you might want to lighten up on that
00:22:41V-bro mango thunder
00:22:42that is
00:22:43that is musky
00:22:46my dad was in the first campaign
00:22:47vanish into freshness
00:22:50it just
00:22:50smells like him
00:22:52you know
00:22:53I'm sorry about your dad
00:22:55I
00:22:56I lost mine
00:22:57too
00:22:58I'm sorry to hear that
00:22:59it's just
00:23:00it's crazy right
00:23:01walk around one day
00:23:02feeling fine
00:23:03and then
00:23:05I don't know where the pain just hits you
00:23:07like a truck
00:23:07like
00:23:08just takes the wind out of you
00:23:10you guys are trying to take down Homelander
00:23:11right
00:23:12let me help
00:23:13look Maverick
00:23:14I don't think that's such a good idea
00:23:15it
00:23:15it's really dangerous
00:23:17I don't care
00:23:18he fucking killed my dad
00:23:19it's the only thing I can think about
00:23:21I know that you want this to mean something
00:23:24but it's never gonna make sense
00:23:26and the more that you try
00:23:27the less sense it'll make
00:23:28it
00:23:30trust me
00:23:32I know
00:23:33what am I supposed to do
00:23:35honestly just
00:23:37let go
00:23:38live your life
00:23:39be happy
00:23:40fall in love with someone
00:23:42I do have a girlfriend
00:23:44really
00:23:45Sloan
00:23:46she's an alpaca
00:23:51cool
00:23:51just
00:23:52maybe think about
00:23:53what your dad
00:23:54would want for you
00:23:54and then
00:23:55do that
00:23:56that's what I'm trying to do
00:23:57anyway
00:23:59Harry
00:24:01can I
00:24:01can I just talk to you
00:24:02for a quick second
00:24:04yeah
00:24:09stop
00:24:15another mention of Fort Harmony
00:24:17from 1963
00:24:19butcher has a scanner
00:24:20no
00:24:20he does
00:24:21maybe resolution is good enough
00:24:23so we can make out
00:24:24some of the text
00:24:25okay
00:24:26go with him
00:24:27sounds good
00:24:27I've been watching pornography
00:24:28and I'd like to try out
00:24:29some cunnilingus
00:24:35I don't understand
00:24:38all you do
00:24:38is get him on the blower
00:24:40and tell him you want to see him
00:24:41he rocks up
00:24:43you chuck the shit in his face
00:24:45and that'll be it
00:24:47why me
00:24:48because he won't leave the fortress
00:24:49of cunnature
00:24:50for anyone else
00:24:51so this is what you want to talk to me about
00:24:54killing my dad
00:24:56listen mate
00:24:57is that all you think I'm good for
00:24:58I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more
00:25:00alright
00:25:00you're done with that
00:25:01Homelander raped your mum
00:25:03he's gonna burn everything down
00:25:05and you
00:25:05are the only one that can stop him
00:25:08now
00:25:10normally I don't put no stock
00:25:11in any of that bollocks
00:25:12about destiny
00:25:13but
00:25:14if anyone's got one
00:25:15it's you
00:25:21I throw this virus at him
00:25:23what'll happen to me
00:25:27he'll die
00:25:32I'll be close by
00:25:33and we'll go together
00:25:36look
00:25:39I ain't gonna lie here
00:25:40this
00:25:42this is
00:25:42not what your mum wanted
00:25:44but it's the only way
00:25:48and it will be
00:25:49justice
00:25:53you're asking me to kill myself
00:25:58you wouldn't be the first lad
00:25:59to throw his life away in a war
00:26:02but you would be the first
00:26:05to save the world
00:26:06doing it
00:26:19I'll fetch you some point
00:26:30I mean no wonder Soldier Boy is getting all this heat
00:26:33he's a fucking nepo daddy
00:26:34like he's not even that good looking
00:26:37like
00:26:37his hair is doing most of the heavy lifting
00:26:41like you shave his head
00:26:42he's the gayest sailor
00:26:43at Fleet Week
00:26:44seriously man
00:26:45thanks for letting me tag along
00:26:47I need a win
00:26:50will you just tell me this
00:26:51homelander really didn't want me to come along
00:26:52he didn't like
00:26:54mention my name even once
00:26:59why do you ask them
00:27:08keep heading south
00:27:13so like
00:27:14what's your story
00:27:16my story
00:27:17yeah
00:27:17I was born on a sugar bush
00:27:19a maple farm
00:27:20one day when I was five
00:27:21my parents died
00:27:22in a tidal wave of molasses
00:27:24then I was raised by four geese
00:27:25an agoraphobic fox
00:27:26in a crystal cave
00:27:27where they taught me the ways of the soil
00:27:28and the salts
00:27:28until Gerald
00:27:30that's the eldest goose
00:27:32revealed to me
00:27:33that he's the reincarnation
00:27:34of Robin Williams
00:27:35and then he took me
00:27:36on his egg-shaped spaceship
00:27:37to Ork
00:27:37because Mork and Mindy
00:27:38is a Netflix documentary
00:27:42Orson married us
00:27:44and the rest is history
00:27:51the winner asked you to come along?
00:27:55personally
00:28:06Merelde
00:28:07cyber trucks are the entourage of cars
00:28:15a penny for your thoughts
00:28:19Huey said the V1 could be a cure
00:28:22you really think so?
00:28:24would give us more time
00:28:31what would you want to do?
00:28:33we could travel
00:28:34now I can DJ
00:28:36in Berlin
00:28:38nothing to tie us down
00:28:39never in the same place twice
00:28:47do you want that for your kids?
00:28:49of course not
00:28:50which is why I would never have any
00:28:59it's a
00:29:02you want children?
00:29:05three
00:29:07two girls and a boy
00:29:08a house by the water
00:29:09and maybe a Bernadoodle
00:29:10peace and quiet
00:29:12after all this killing
00:29:13I just want a place to call home
00:29:39I told her you were 30
00:29:42fuck the lever
00:29:43fuck lace
00:29:45here's to the burgess
00:29:46that's on your face
00:29:53where'd you pick that up?
00:29:54me old man
00:29:55you too close?
00:29:57no not really
00:29:58he was a
00:30:00piss artist
00:30:02used to
00:30:03lose all his money on the GGs
00:30:05no
00:30:06horses
00:30:07and then he'd come home
00:30:08beat the living daylights
00:30:10out of Len and me
00:30:12and then later
00:30:14laugh about it
00:30:15with his mates
00:30:16he was a right cunt
00:30:18where's he now?
00:30:19bottom of the Thames
00:30:21I put him there
00:30:22just the other day
00:30:25I only wish I'd done it sooner
00:30:27before he caused more
00:30:31more damage
00:30:36butchered
00:30:38do you think
00:30:39that I could ever
00:30:41that I might turn
00:30:42into my dad?
00:30:48I don't know
00:30:54my mom
00:30:56and Grace
00:30:58the others
00:31:00all I do is
00:31:01hurt people
00:31:03I can't be around anyone
00:31:10without us
00:31:12without Supes
00:31:15the world
00:31:18is a better
00:31:18safer place
00:31:26I'll do it
00:31:39following the mass arrests
00:31:41of suspected starlighters
00:31:43protesters have taken to the streets
00:31:44and clashed violently
00:31:46with superheroes
00:31:46and police alike
00:31:48it's all so tediously predictable
00:31:51insurgency
00:31:52counterinsurgency
00:31:53liberation
00:31:55crackdown
00:31:56round and round
00:31:58she goes
00:31:59is now a good time to say
00:32:00I've always found you
00:32:01super fucking creepy
00:32:04oh hold on a second
00:32:05I got something
00:32:06check that out
00:32:08so Ford Harmony
00:32:09was an army hospital
00:32:10where Frederick Vaught
00:32:12worked
00:32:12the government
00:32:13designated it top secret
00:32:14and then decommissioned it
00:32:15after the war
00:32:17why is that square blurry
00:32:19that's what the military does
00:32:20to keep classified facilities hidden
00:32:22now I'll bet you
00:32:23a porterhouse at Luger's
00:32:24that's where Vaught
00:32:25was testing the V1
00:32:26if there's any more
00:32:27left out there
00:32:27that would be the fucking
00:32:28place to look
00:32:36were you followed?
00:32:38hell no
00:32:39Homelander's looking for V1
00:32:40just like we are
00:32:40it's only a matter of time
00:32:41before we found you
00:32:42we're at 90 feet
00:32:43below solid concrete
00:32:44the door is munitions grade
00:32:46ballistics resistant
00:32:47same as a norad bunker
00:32:48in giant mountain
00:32:49it will hold
00:32:53better hope so
00:33:02oh thank fuck
00:33:03it won't hold forever
00:33:04so we're trapped down here
00:33:06what's the plan?
00:33:08wait
00:33:09has anyone seen Zoe?
00:34:02what's the plan?
00:34:24dad?
00:34:29dad?
00:34:30dad?
00:34:34sorry
00:34:36oh my god
00:34:38sorry
00:34:38oh my god
00:34:43oh my god
00:34:44oh my god
00:34:44oh my god
00:35:08what's the plan?
00:35:10what's the plan?
00:35:10told me Zoe was dead
00:35:13and he's the one who killed Vicky
00:35:14not Homelander
00:35:16fucking psycho
00:35:17and you all went along with it
00:35:41she tried to kill us both
00:35:43she tried to kill us both
00:35:43she should grow up like a kid
00:35:44not like a kid
00:35:49go
00:35:50go
00:35:52go
00:36:11Zoe, pick up.
00:36:12Listen to me.
00:36:13Do not come home until I tell you to.
00:36:16It's not safe.
00:36:16You understand?
00:36:17Call me.
00:36:18Do we know when she left?
00:36:23Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
00:36:25Can we get out that way?
00:36:28That's precisely where Noir is patrolling.
00:36:31Well, if that's the case,
00:36:34then what are you packing?
00:36:38Whoa.
00:36:39I've been looking for those.
00:36:46Oro Blanco.
00:36:49500 a stick.
00:37:19You know, my father spent his whole life fighting Vaughn.
00:37:23And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar.
00:37:28I remember your father, you know.
00:37:32He was impressive.
00:37:35Over 30 Ivy League attorneys had bought,
00:37:38and one small-time Harlem lawyer
00:37:40made them work weekends and holidays.
00:37:44Damn fucking straight he did.
00:37:45But he couldn't win.
00:37:49It's why.
00:37:50Ultimately, you won't win either.
00:37:53You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
00:37:55You know that, right?
00:37:56Who?
00:37:57Vaught?
00:37:57Please.
00:37:58It's more powerful than Vaught.
00:38:00Or Homelander.
00:38:01More powerful than nature or life itself.
00:38:04It's profit and loss.
00:38:06Supply and demand.
00:38:07The elegant flow of currency across the globe.
00:38:12We're just cogs in a great machine.
00:38:16And we all have our part to play.
00:38:21Say you kill Soldier Boy, or Homelander,
00:38:24or even release this virus.
00:38:25When superheroes go out of fashion,
00:38:27something else will just take their place.
00:38:30Because corporations must still grow.
00:38:36Money must still be made.
00:38:38The machine must still be fed.
00:38:41But that is the way of the world.
00:38:46Motherfucker.
00:38:49When this is all over,
00:38:52you're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
00:38:54Like I said,
00:38:55we all have our part to play.
00:38:57Mm-hmm.
00:39:02If that day ever comes,
00:39:05I have a part to play to.
00:39:07And that's to put a bullet
00:39:08in your fucking skull.
00:39:16Finally.
00:39:17Ha-ha.
00:39:19Showtime.
00:39:20Hey, kids.
00:39:21Do you love America?
00:39:23And basic knife skills?
00:39:25Making s'mores?
00:39:26And marching?
00:39:27Then sign up for the Homelander Youth.
00:39:29You'll learn wilderness survival,
00:39:31campfire songs,
00:39:32how to field strip a rifle,
00:39:34and the best way to sniff out
00:39:36stinky starlighter rats.
00:39:38So if you're 8 or 18,
00:39:40you can join the fun.
00:39:42Sign up for the Homelander Youth
00:39:44and be tomorrow's heroes today.
00:39:47Sponsored by
00:39:48Lean Lad Diet Luncheons.
00:39:54Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
00:39:58Listen,
00:39:59I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
00:40:02It's out there.
00:40:03Oh.
00:40:04I know it.
00:40:05Uh,
00:40:06how many people do you want on?
00:40:09Everyone.
00:40:09It's all we do from now on.
00:40:11Also,
00:40:12I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
00:40:19Vought,
00:40:19destroy the original formula.
00:40:20That could take years.
00:40:21Skip animal testing.
00:40:23We have camps for the criminals?
00:40:25Just start using them.
00:40:27Hmm?
00:40:27Mm-hmm.
00:40:35This is wonderful.
00:40:43Well,
00:40:44howdy,
00:40:44boss.
00:40:45What are you,
00:40:45what are you drinking?
00:40:56It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.
00:41:00I guess it runs in the family, huh?
00:41:03Homelander's father.
00:41:05Dang.
00:41:07The Glock,
00:41:08huh?
00:41:09Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
00:41:13Well,
00:41:13this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
00:41:14This here's a 9mm.
00:41:17Gen 5-7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
00:41:22Well,
00:41:22mine's a much longer barrel.
00:41:24Battle proven all-American Colt 1911.
00:41:28Chambered in 45 ACP.
00:41:33That'll blow your fucking panties off.
00:41:36Now,
00:41:37that little Glock,
00:41:38that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll,
00:41:41but, uh,
00:41:41this here,
00:41:41that's a certified crowd killer.
00:41:43Think you mean an antique?
00:41:44I mean a classic.
00:41:46You want to give it a try?
00:41:49Now,
00:41:49some can't handle the kick.
00:41:51Something tells me you'll do just fine.
00:41:55Oh,
00:41:59I haven't so fancy!
00:42:01Oh,
00:42:02I haven't so fancy!
00:42:05Oh,
00:42:09I haven't so fancy!
00:42:10Oh,
00:42:11I haven't so fancy!
00:42:12Oh,
00:42:12I haven't so fancy!
00:42:14Oh,
00:42:14I haven't so fancy!
00:42:17Oh,
00:42:17I got handed to you.
00:42:20I haven't fucked that hard since,
00:42:23since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
00:42:27I ain't got no idea who that is.
00:42:32Hey,
00:42:33why the hairless pussy?
00:42:35What?
00:42:36I mean,
00:42:36what's the point of going down there,
00:42:37if you're not gonna get a fat face full of fur?
00:42:41Was that how Homelander likes you?
00:42:43Like a baby?
00:42:47More like a mother.
00:42:51But you two have fucked,
00:42:53right?
00:42:53Mm-mm.
00:42:57Damn.
00:42:58I gotta admit,
00:42:59I was kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.
00:43:04That's terrible.
00:43:05Who would do such a thing?
00:43:08You shouldn't say that about your son.
00:43:11Well,
00:43:11he thinks he's better than me.
00:43:12He doesn't.
00:43:15How do you know?
00:43:17I don't know much,
00:43:18but I can read people.
00:43:19And the way he looks at you?
00:43:22Shoot.
00:43:23I ain't never seen look at nobody like that.
00:43:31Oh,
00:43:32it's not exactly a compliment, doll.
00:43:35He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
00:43:38And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
00:43:41Oof.
00:43:47Here.
00:43:48There's someone I want you to meet.
00:43:54Is this...
00:43:56terror?
00:43:58Well, my mom told me all about you.
00:44:01Hey, boy.
00:44:01Where's he been?
00:44:02Me Aunt Judy's been looking after him.
00:44:05Does he still hump everything?
00:44:07Gentleman of his age.
00:44:09Well,
00:44:10he does his best.
00:44:17Ryan?
00:44:19Kimiko?
00:44:20Wait,
00:44:20you can talk.
00:44:28Tell me.
00:44:30It's all gone.
00:44:32Where
00:44:33is
00:44:34Samir?
00:44:34We let him leave with Zoe.
00:44:36We're not all monsters,
00:44:37you fucking...
00:44:39monster.
00:44:45You touch her,
00:44:46I'll never make more.
00:44:48So back off.
00:45:03We're still gonna go after Homelander, right?
00:45:05Not today,
00:45:05we're not.
00:45:07Then when?
00:45:08I don't know.
00:45:09A week.
00:45:10Maybe a month.
00:45:13We don't have a month.
00:45:15He's gonna burn everything down like you said.
00:45:16Let's just go now.
00:45:19Not without the virus.
00:45:21But you said I was strong enough.
00:45:23You said I was the only one who could stop him.
00:45:25You said it was my destiny.
00:45:26I just said that
00:45:27so you'd get him out of the tower.
00:45:30Without the germ,
00:45:32you'd just be another stupid kid
00:45:33on a fucking suicide run.
00:45:37Same old lying, pathetic asshole.
00:45:43Ryan.
00:45:45Ryan.
00:45:52All right, kid.
00:45:53This is a halothane grenade.
00:45:55What you do is
00:45:56you pull the pin,
00:45:57you toss it,
00:45:58and you run like hell.
00:46:00Also, make sure you don't inhale
00:46:01or else you're gonna knock yourself out too.
00:46:03Once all the bodies are down
00:46:04and the smoke clears,
00:46:05we'll come out and get you.
00:46:06Got it?
00:46:07Yeah, got it.
00:46:09Maverick.
00:46:11Be careful.
00:46:19Huey.
00:46:22Hey.
00:46:22I know.
00:46:23I'm sorry.
00:46:24It's just...
00:46:26He's a really good kid.
00:46:27I mean, if we find the V1,
00:46:29I think we should give him some.
00:46:30Huey, come on.
00:46:32How many more people
00:46:33are we gonna kill
00:46:34and then their kids come after us?
00:46:36And then we kill them
00:46:37and it's this vicious cycle
00:46:38that never fucking ends.
00:46:41Maybe we'll never be able to break it,
00:46:42but we have to at least try.
00:46:51What was that for?
00:46:53It's just, uh...
00:46:55It's been a long time
00:46:57since I've been around someone
00:46:58who is actually trying to
00:47:00make things better
00:47:01instead of stopping them
00:47:02from getting worse.
00:47:06You think that the V1
00:47:07can save us?
00:47:08Fuck yeah, I do.
00:47:11He's at the hatch.
00:47:13I don't know.
00:47:15I don't know.
00:47:16I don't know.
00:47:23I don't know.
00:47:26I don't know.
00:47:26I don't know.
00:47:27I don't know.
00:47:28I don't know.
00:47:29I don't know.
00:47:29I don't know.
00:47:30I don't know.
00:47:30I don't know.
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:32I don't know.
00:47:32I don't know.
00:47:32I don't know.
00:47:33I don't know.
00:47:36I don't know.
00:47:39I don't know.
00:47:41I don't know.
00:47:45What the fuck is this?
00:47:47Hey, I got an invisible kid here.
00:47:50It stinks like V-Bro Mango Thunder body spray.
00:47:53Here, take him. Shit burns my nose.
00:47:55Maverick? Is that you, bro?
00:47:57You with Edgar?
00:47:58You were one of my dad's best friends.
00:48:01How come you never told me it was Homelander that killed him?
00:48:03Bro, Homelander didn't kill your dad.
00:48:06Who's Butcher's crew.
00:48:08You know, it's that sus French dude and Starlight's boyfriend.
00:48:11And when it's his name, Lucy Howie, they blew him up.
00:48:14Stuffed his body parts in a box and dropped him in the East River.
00:48:17Saw with my own eyes.
00:48:19No cap on God, bro.
00:48:31Does it look like the Deep is talking to an invisible person?
00:48:35Fuck.
00:48:40Fuck.
00:48:43Fuck.
00:48:48Fuck.
00:48:56They were just here.
00:49:10God damn it.
00:49:11Fuck.
00:49:11There's not enough power.
00:49:17Slithery motherfucker.
00:49:22I mean, instant karma, but fuck.
00:49:24Okay, we got to go out front.
00:49:26Stick together.
00:49:30Yo!
00:49:31Nice work, BroboCop.
00:49:32Woo!
00:49:35Bye.
00:49:46Shh.
00:50:10Sorry, bro.
00:50:13Don't hate the player, hate the game.
00:50:18Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
00:50:19Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
00:50:56Bangor, thunza, motherfucker!
00:51:07Where's Yuri?
00:51:09It was you, wasn't it?
00:51:11You killed my dad.
00:51:12Get the fuck off me!
00:51:14Where are you?
00:51:17Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
00:51:20You sick fuck!
00:51:20You're right, you're right, it was me.
00:51:22It was me.
00:51:23I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
00:51:27You're a fucking psycho!
00:51:28Just wait, just wait!
00:51:29Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
00:51:32Not your dad, but still, I was...
00:51:35I was angry and scared.
00:51:39And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
00:51:43I shouldn't have done it.
00:51:44It's not the answer.
00:51:45It's the only answer, motherfucker!
00:51:52Patrick, stop!
00:51:53I don't wanna fight you!
00:51:54What!
00:51:59What?!
00:52:01Ah!
00:52:02Yeah!
00:52:17Oh!
00:52:19Oh!
00:52:19Oh!
00:52:20Oh!
00:52:21Aah!
00:52:33Ian!
00:52:55There's Maverick.
00:52:58She's got Maverick.
00:53:01It's okay.
00:53:04It's okay.
00:53:08Everything's gonna be okay.
00:53:13I'm here.
00:53:38Dad?
00:53:40Ryan?
00:53:42Hey, you.
00:53:44I'm really glad you called.
00:53:46I knew you would.
00:53:48It's like, uh...
00:53:51Miracle.
00:53:53You like the upgrade?
00:53:55Do you remember when you took me here?
00:53:57Pretended to care about me?
00:54:00I do care about you, son.
00:54:02I love you.
00:54:07I need to ask you...
00:54:08For my forgiveness.
00:54:11You already have it.
00:54:12Okay?
00:54:13Let me finish.
00:54:14I put too much pressure on you to, uh, fill my boots.
00:54:18And I realize now that, uh, well, that that was impossible.
00:54:27But I do have some pretty exciting news.
00:54:30I am going to live forever now.
00:54:36I'll realize my own legacy.
00:54:38And you?
00:54:40You're off the hook.
00:54:42You can do whatever...
00:54:44Did you do it?
00:54:45Did you rape my mom?
00:54:46What?
00:54:47Of course not.
00:54:50Who told you...
00:54:51Did William Butcher tell you that?
00:54:54Your mother and I...
00:54:56We had an affair.
00:54:58A consensual affair between two adults.
00:55:01Your heart's racing.
00:55:02Well, yeah, because I'm shocked.
00:55:04And frankly, my heart's breaking a little bit
00:55:06that you could think I would do something like that.
00:55:16Ryan, I don't know where this is coming from
00:55:22because your mother, she came on to me.
00:55:29Ryan!
00:55:30Son?
00:55:32Ryan, buddy, look what came out of it.
00:55:34My son, a blessing.
00:55:59Ryan, look at what you made me do.
00:56:15It's okay.
00:56:18My sweet, sweet boy.
00:56:59Okay, so the virus is gone.
00:57:01Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
00:57:06Probably getting lasered as we speak.
00:57:08And Homelander's got Edgar.
00:57:09If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
00:57:12We are so fucked.
00:57:13Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's
00:57:15both pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
00:57:17Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
00:57:20No.
00:57:22Okay, I do have some good news.
00:57:25We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
00:57:28In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods
00:57:33near this Fort Harmony.
00:57:35The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
00:57:43And this is good news?
00:57:44Are we?
00:57:45The files are no longer reductive.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50Well, that's where we're headed.
00:58:14Annie?
00:58:16Wait!
00:58:17Wait!
00:58:18You could have died, Huey.
00:58:19I'm okay.
00:58:20I'm here.
00:58:21And I think if that happened, I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
00:58:24This was easier when I was on my own.
00:58:27Annie.
00:58:46Homelander?
00:58:50Homelander?
00:58:50Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:58:54Jesus gonna make up, Jesus gonna make up, Jesus gonna make up, Jesus gonna make up my dying baby.
00:59:03All I want for you to do is take my body home.
00:59:10Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:59:14Well, well, well.
00:59:17Well, well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:59:21Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:59:21Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
00:59:22Jesus gonna make up my dying bitch.
00:59:33We have much to discuss.
00:59:38We have much to discuss.
00:59:41Lord, in my time of dying, don't want nobody to cry.
00:59:48All I want you to do is take me when I die
01:00:01Well, in my time of dying, I don't want nobody more
01:00:09All I want for you to do is take my body home
01:00:16Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:00:20Well, well, well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:00:28Jesus is gonna make up, Jesus is gonna make up
01:00:32Jesus is gonna make up my dying baby
01:00:52Well, meet me, Jesus, meet me
01:00:55Meet me in the middle of the air
01:01:00If these wings should fill me, Lord
01:01:03Won't you meet me with another prayer
01:01:06Well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:01:10Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:01:18Jesus is gonna make up, Jesus is gonna make up
01:01:21Jesus is gonna make up my dying baby
01:01:35Lord, in my time of dying, I don't want nobody to cry
01:01:42All I want you to do is take me when I die
01:01:50Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:01:54Well, well, well, well, well, well, so I can die easy
01:02:01Jesus is gonna make up, Jesus is gonna make up
01:02:05Jesus is gonna make up my dying baby
01:02:29Jesus is gonna forgive me
01:02:29Jesus is gonna make up my automatically
01:02:41Jesus is gonna make up myaya back
01:02:41Jesus is gonna make up my dying baby
01:02:50.
01:03:20.
01:03:50.
01:04:20.
01:04:50.
01:05:20.
01:05:20.
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