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Alliances crumble as new dangers emerge and old enemies strike harder than ever.
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Alliances crumble as new dangers emerge and old enemies strike harder than ever.
👉 Watch now and don’t miss this explosive episode!
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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, your fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Let's just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32So he's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:51Oh my god.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:00:59What was I so afraid of?
00:01:10What was I so afraid of?
00:01:14Ha-ha-ha!
00:01:17Ha-ha!
00:01:18Ha-ha-ha!
00:01:20can disappear into the night, into the night.
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:28Praise the Lord.
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:37He loved his country, his God, but most of all, his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel,
00:01:58that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now, you know, that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They're eating babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy.
00:02:25Well, we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:48Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:02Praise him.
00:03:04Praise him for America.
00:03:04Praise him.
00:03:06Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:08Praise him.
00:03:11Stand up.
00:03:13Stand up.
00:03:14In the name of Jesus.
00:03:16My sweet boy.
00:03:20Amen.
00:03:22Amen.
00:03:24Amen.
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44The charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut, or I'll do the fucking law of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43When that cunt Homelander.
00:04:46Brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods.
00:04:49Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey.
00:04:53I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot?
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me prisoner.
00:05:03So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right.
00:05:07Listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried Sid Asher so we could crack on with a godly work of
00:05:13revenge.
00:05:14And, good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, so we reckon.
00:05:23We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Don't know.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on rock hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:48Rock hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much outcome it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes rock hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:13So, we nip in, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57Alright, well, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:02I'm sorry.
00:07:02Do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14We'll kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid, it's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please.
00:07:45Wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:00So.
00:08:01It's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:09Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher,
00:08:14your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:26I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:32We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:40Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Oh, girl, listen.
00:09:09Judoff, sliced into my homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:17The pain.
00:09:21And you're okay with it?
00:09:23No.
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening, with or without us.
00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence,
00:09:37so I can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:14I should fight you too.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom half.
00:10:46Is it fully-begrown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp.
00:10:51Don't ask me what you know is true.
00:10:55Don't have to tell you I love your precious heart.
00:11:01I...
00:11:04I...
00:11:05I...
00:11:05I...
00:11:05I...
00:11:05I...
00:11:05I...
00:11:14I...
00:11:19I...
00:11:22That we could fly
00:11:26But some of us don't know why
00:11:33I was standing
00:11:37You were there
00:11:38And they could never
00:11:42Help me to tear us apart
00:12:00God damn it, Adrienne
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this
00:12:09I don't know, you left me no choice
00:12:12I know my leadership style can be stern
00:12:16But it's for your own good
00:12:21I like to think of myself as
00:12:23The big brother
00:12:27That you never had
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend
00:12:36You had
00:12:37Uh
00:12:40Paul
00:12:42Pop Fang
00:12:44Betrayed us both
00:12:45To William Butcher, no less
00:12:47This huge mess, your fault, what did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance to make things right
00:12:55I reached out my hand
00:13:00And you bit it
00:13:02What did I ever do to deserve that?
00:13:05Like, what, was I too nurturing?
00:13:09Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe, but damn it
00:13:11You weren't like the others
00:13:14Snakes
00:13:16Backstabbers
00:13:16I could count on you, man
00:13:18I did count on you
00:13:20I loved you
00:13:23But here we are
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone
00:13:39You wouldn't understand
00:13:43Nobody does
00:13:47What would you believe in me
00:13:47I only want to do
00:13:49But all kinds of things
00:14:12Freedom?
00:14:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:33Firecrackers flaming freedom sticks.
00:14:35I'm Countess Crowe.
00:14:36Countess of the Crows.
00:14:38And we're doing a Votality Vamp Glam tutorial.
00:14:42Wankers.
00:14:43Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
00:14:46You know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit.
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:51Dog wankers.
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real Housewives of Country are gonna hear.
00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
00:15:03They go out, we go in.
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year.
00:15:07He might not live here anymore.
00:15:09Every day Countess Crowe.
00:15:10Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement.
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24All good.
00:15:32Oi.
00:15:32Look lively back there.
00:15:35All right.
00:15:36Nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in, twat in.
00:15:39Bring it back here.
00:15:42Keep the engine running.
00:15:44All right.
00:15:45All right.
00:15:51All right.
00:15:52You ready?
00:15:56All right.
00:15:56Let's go, Carl.
00:15:57All right.nd
00:16:22you know.
00:16:22Um, yeah, we have a problem.
00:16:29Putain the man.
00:16:32He really let himself go.
00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
00:16:45I got it.
00:16:46Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:49My dick weighs more, bitch.
00:16:53Well, right in that way, we can move him.
00:16:55Even with the three of us.
00:16:57So, what now?
00:17:15You.
00:17:17What the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
00:17:20I don't want to hurt you.
00:17:21You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:24Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:26For how long?
00:17:28Almost two years.
00:17:29In a CIA black site.
00:17:31I just found out this morning.
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:53Find him yourself?
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited, and you are the best tracker there is.
00:18:00I just, I need you to find him and report back.
00:18:03Very simple.
00:18:05You want me to work for you?
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me, and I can help you.
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:15I don't need you for that.
00:18:17Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:23Okay.
00:18:23All right.
00:18:24Listen to me.
00:18:25I'm no ass Felch and commie.
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know.
00:18:30I know.
00:18:30And listen, I am Vaught now.
00:18:34Me.
00:18:35So the public, they're going to believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:40I can resurrect you.
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:47Number two?
00:18:49Or how about I finish the job and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:57Hey, you could try.
00:18:59Who knows?
00:19:00You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:19:05Or you might not.
00:19:08But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher more than you, than you hate me.
00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you.
00:19:17Who am I?
00:19:18I tried to kill you.
00:19:21The minute I turned my back, how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:25Look.
00:19:26Uh-uh.
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me.
00:19:39All is forgiven.
00:19:49Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.
00:19:53Improve your sleep.
00:19:55Strengthen your immune system.
00:19:58Nourish your soul.
00:20:00The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi, life force, from leaving the body.
00:20:06And invited prana, solar energy in.
00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness.
00:20:12Introducing the new deep brand, Sigma Solarium by Vought.
00:20:16Bye, bros.
00:20:18For bros.
00:20:19Okay, we need to abort.
00:20:20Your mom should have aborted you.
00:20:26Fuck it.
00:20:27We'll test it here.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Test?
00:20:30Monsieur Jean-Luc Coutet, if the virus is contagious, as Samir says, c'est fini, the game is over.
00:20:35No, Butcher's right.
00:20:37Brock Hart has seen us, so we can't leave.
00:20:40Virus?
00:20:41What virus?
00:20:42Look, I don't break you lot out of the pen to flap about.
00:20:46Now all we've got to do is seal of ventilation.
00:20:48Every exit point, tighter than a Boy Scouts asshole at Jamboree.
00:20:53No, no, no, no, no, it's not possible.
00:20:58Maybe.
00:21:02Yo.
00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:07Uh-huh.
00:21:08His heart rate is 10 beats per minute.
00:21:10He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours, like a blue whale.
00:21:14If he won't breathe, how do we get the virus in him?
00:21:17Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:20You lot sort this, I'll fetch the virus.
00:21:23Come go, you and me.
00:21:31Oh, you two, leave it out, would you?
00:21:33Fucking work in here.
00:21:37Hey, coming with you.
00:21:40What for?
00:21:41I don't trust you.
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:46Suit yourself.
00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
00:22:01Where's Smoar?
00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon.
00:22:04Won't say where he's going.
00:22:05Won't say shit.
00:22:06I think he's on method.
00:22:08Meisner technique.
00:22:10Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:12We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up, but you can invoke the Insurrection
00:22:17Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
00:22:20Good idea.
00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:24That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content.
00:22:28Honestly, the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us.
00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder.
00:22:38But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all.
00:22:42Love it.
00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for vaults, military contracts, all those corporate tax
00:22:48breaks, and for the existing freedom camps, treasury's running a little dry.
00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes.
00:22:59The president is thinking how insane this is right now.
00:23:02He'll back you.
00:23:03You can do it.
00:23:04Speak up.
00:23:04And a lot of these sympathizers are vault customers.
00:23:08Won't there arrest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:11Nah.
00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on vault plus.
00:23:14Wow.
00:23:15Amazing, Ashley.
00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara.
00:23:17Well, all righty then.
00:23:18Let me ask the most important question.
00:23:22Do I got immunity?
00:23:34For fuck's sake.
00:23:36Soldier Boy, this is the president, vice president of the United States of America.
00:23:41They work for me.
00:23:43Everyone, Soldier Boy is going to be number two in the seven once he is located William Butcher
00:23:50and Annie January.
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, what, sir?
00:23:52No, sir.
00:23:53I can do this.
00:23:54I can bring them in.
00:23:54Well, like you did with A-Train.
00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep.
00:23:59Competence.
00:24:00Oh.
00:24:01And Steve, Soldier Boy is going to need a full pardon.
00:24:03Well, sir, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
00:24:11Consider it done, sir.
00:24:13Terrific.
00:24:13And you know what?
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
00:24:16Uh, Steve, can you make him a...
00:24:20Manhattan.
00:24:21Manhattan.
00:24:22Thanks, Steve.
00:24:24Of course.
00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:28No.
00:24:30Steven?
00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan.
00:24:35Goddamn.
00:24:37Since what could Supes teabag the president?
00:24:41Since me.
00:24:59Okay, what's next?
00:25:05What is it?
00:25:15Look out!
00:25:17Oh, God!
00:25:18Putain!
00:25:19Oh, he is sour.
00:25:21He's mountain pornography.
00:25:23What?
00:25:24Almost got you fuckers.
00:25:28Ha, ha.
00:25:29Oh, shh.
00:25:31No.
00:25:33At least that explains how he's grown.
00:25:37From bashing his bishop.
00:25:40Gross.
00:25:48Mmm.
00:25:50Now that's what I'm talking about.
00:25:53Oh, God.
00:25:57Fuckin' unsanitary.
00:26:00Ugh.
00:26:23It's an amazing day
00:26:30Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab
00:26:36Velvet Ember
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans
00:26:43We talked about this
00:26:44I don't have a choice
00:26:45They make me do this
00:26:48There we go
00:26:50Today I'm going to be going for a dark hero look
00:26:53So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner
00:26:56Because it is the
00:26:59If you dare enter my dark domain
00:27:02I am Countess Crow
00:27:04Countess of the Crows
00:27:06And I shall make you do the day that you decide to
00:27:09Fuck it
00:27:17Fuck
00:27:18Fuck
00:27:19It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time
00:27:26It's like a metaphor for life, non?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls
00:27:38But Moise Lani, what is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided so they're all gone
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise
00:27:49And I guess we can add a train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them
00:27:59They chose to fight
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them
00:28:03I told them that we were going to make it out
00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say
00:28:09I am bulletproof
00:28:12Have you told Petit U.E. any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault
00:28:17So I can't
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you
00:28:26I led them
00:28:27To a shallow grave
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white picket fence
00:28:36And cherry pie
00:28:38No
00:28:38I can't live like that
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt
00:29:04But the fucking shit
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead
00:29:15Grief
00:29:16Just let go
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit
00:29:23Starlight
00:29:23Oh, my God
00:29:25You guys are terrorists
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as rock hard
00:29:35You don't have a choice
00:29:40All right
00:29:41Come on
00:29:42No, what?
00:29:44Let me go
00:29:49Baby killer!
00:30:03Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
00:30:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
00:30:11Turbo rush
00:30:12The drink of heroes
00:30:14Only 15 calories
00:30:17Cut
00:30:17Cut
00:30:18That was a good take
00:30:19No, please
00:30:21This is a mistake
00:30:22I am not starlighter
00:30:23Only 15 calories
00:30:25Yeah
00:30:26Now
00:30:26With acai
00:30:28And maca roots
00:30:30That's better than that
00:30:31Mom!
00:30:31No, Corey
00:30:32Go back inside, please
00:30:33Yo!
00:30:34You stay back
00:30:35Because if you ruin my shot
00:30:37It's on site, bitch
00:30:39Okay, let's go again
00:30:40And fix your tits
00:30:42They're lopsided
00:30:42Okay, come on
00:30:43Come on
00:30:44All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
00:30:48Turbo rush
00:30:49Now with acai
00:30:51And maca roots
00:30:53That's fucking perfect
00:30:54Okay, great
00:30:55Okay, have fun at camp
00:30:56No!
00:30:58No!
00:30:59No!
00:31:00No!
00:31:02Mom!
00:31:03All over
00:31:04Not a chance
00:31:05We have to help them
00:31:06Help them and every soup of them 500 miles
00:31:08It'll be up our ass within the hour
00:31:10We stayed a course
00:31:11Mine's on a fucking job
00:31:13Fuck the job
00:31:18Kimiko
00:31:19Don't
00:31:43Homelander
00:31:47Homelander
00:31:55Sage
00:31:55I was just
00:31:57Um
00:31:58What can I do
00:31:59For you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise
00:32:03Today
00:32:03Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes
00:32:06Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?
00:32:09No
00:32:10I did not
00:32:11Of course not
00:32:14What am I going to say?
00:32:15I
00:32:15Uh
00:32:16Yeah
00:32:16Hey
00:32:17I really want you to do this job for me
00:32:18But
00:32:19Careful
00:32:20Cause there's a soup killing virus out there
00:32:22And you may die screaming
00:32:24Sure you would have jumped at that
00:32:26Oh
00:32:27You have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady
00:32:33Well besides, if there is a virus out there, better he take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah
00:32:40That's tactical
00:32:41Exactly
00:32:42Cause for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies
00:32:51You don't know that's going to happen
00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces
00:32:55Cause it was tactical, right?
00:32:57Mm-hmm
00:32:58Mm-hmm
00:32:59Right?
00:33:01I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:01I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:05I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:08I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:09I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:11I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:12I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:14I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:15I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:16I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:16I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:17I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:17I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:17I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:17I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:18I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:21I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:21I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:21I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:26I don't know that's going to happen
00:33:33testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough
00:33:38transporting it without the necessary precautions
00:33:41let's talk in
00:33:42we'll give in
00:33:45i'll take it
00:33:52so how fragile is this
00:33:54very
00:33:56very fragile
00:33:57if it broke on the way
00:33:59it could kill every superhero on earth
00:34:02there's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on earth
00:34:09well
00:34:12best not drop it, eh?
00:34:17thank you so much
00:34:26breathe, putain
00:34:38do you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:41what?
00:34:42did you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:45i'm too late, no, le conard is in paris
00:34:48well the rest of kicks will be back soon
00:34:50merde alors, we're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02you know, you were wrong earlier
00:35:05we're not terrorists
00:35:06oh god, when everyone comes back, jet streak's gonna shoot an rpg up your ass and sheeline is gonna take
00:35:12a shit in the gaping hole that's left
00:35:14look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right? it's just a shitty situation
00:35:19yeah, the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here
00:35:28we don't want to be here any longer than we have to be
00:35:30all we need
00:35:32is to get rock hard to breathe
00:35:38does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:41hmm
00:35:41i got a teenage daughter
00:35:43that shit right there bounces right off me
00:35:46hey, didn't you used to have like 10 crows at one time? what's it called? a murder?
00:35:52oh, let me guess
00:35:55sheila and h crows
00:35:57damn
00:35:59countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left
00:36:02their names are russell and cameron
00:36:04point is vod doesn't care about y'all neither
00:36:07they're draining you for what, 60% of your earnings? it's ridiculous
00:36:12oh
00:36:15motherfucker, don't go through my shit
00:36:17rozac, welbutrin, lexapro
00:36:20kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26all they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a heartbeat
00:36:31why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:39please
00:36:40please don't kill me
00:36:42i just want to go home
00:36:44i miss my mom
00:36:46my dad
00:36:49please
00:37:02careful
00:37:08boy, fucking smart, will you?
00:37:10ain't you a little glad atrain's dead?
00:37:16no, i'm not glad he's dead
00:37:18atrain did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives
00:37:21and he died a hero
00:37:22a real hero
00:37:23and there are a lot of other soups that don't deserve to die either
00:37:27listen
00:37:28i know you've just done it here in the gulag
00:37:31you've earned your seat at the table so
00:37:34i'll give it to you straight
00:37:36you gotta knock this wet gaping pussy shite on the head, mate
00:37:40ain't doing no one no favors
00:37:42especially your girl
00:37:43i mean that's why she's giving the cold shoulder
00:37:45talk to me about annie you don't know what's going on with her
00:37:47well i know that she finally knows the fucking score
00:37:50and she knows that you
00:37:51poncing about with this
00:37:53chimney cricket listening to your heart bollocks
00:37:56she's gonna get her killed
00:38:00is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:06you're gonna get annie killed not me
00:38:10but i won't let you do it
00:38:31it's good
00:38:37wait is that
00:38:42well well well
00:38:44he's dead right?
00:38:45he's supposed to be dead?
00:38:47supposed to be
00:38:50malorie put on my knife for a bit
00:38:54you're telling us this now?
00:38:59somebody up there likes us mate
00:39:00in what fucking way?
00:39:02well we wanted a guinea pig
00:39:04who better than homelanders old man
00:39:09new plan
00:39:12boy
00:39:14ain't you supposed to be a giant ass duda?
00:39:16aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:17running a truck under the name don t be a cunt?
00:39:20same alias when we headed to hero gasm
00:39:22well
00:39:23oldie better goodie
00:39:29no mate
00:39:30just you and me
00:39:40i guess it's true
00:39:43you're one of us now
00:39:45well if you can't beat him join him
00:39:47then fuck it beat him
00:39:48being super is not gonna save you
00:39:50that don't stop us helping each other
00:39:52homelanders double the cunt now if that's even possible
00:39:56he needs doing more than ever
00:40:26you still fancy a seat on the seventh don't you?
00:40:27god's honest
00:40:28the things this virus can do
00:40:33fucking die
00:40:34bollock
00:40:35why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:37instead of coming himself
00:40:38hmm
00:40:39you're a sacrificial cunt
00:40:41again
00:40:43i guess we'll see
00:40:45you don't get it do you?
00:40:48me
00:40:49homelander
00:40:50your old crew
00:40:52everyone fucks you over
00:40:54do you want to know why?
00:40:57because you are a dumb fucking twep
00:41:07what the fuck was that?
00:41:18hey
00:41:20you two fucktards the local soups
00:41:21holy shit
00:41:23soldier boy
00:41:24what?
00:41:25you're a dead socialist
00:41:28fuck
00:41:29fuck
00:41:29this was being stupid
00:41:31now shut your cumbucket and listen
00:41:33a jap and a fairy took off east
00:41:35find them and kill them
00:41:36or i'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces
00:41:42move
00:41:51fucking figures
00:41:57and then get ready we're coming in
00:41:59whoa whoa whoa slow down kid
00:42:02soldier boy
00:42:04he's alive
00:42:06fuck that
00:42:07fuck that just how long do we have just
00:42:09hughie
00:42:10hughie
00:42:13we gotta move
00:42:15a fucking h-bomb is headed this way
00:42:17oh shit
00:42:31oh shit
00:42:33oh shit
00:42:48Go!
00:43:15Go!
00:43:15It hurts!
00:43:17Oh my god!
00:43:28That's good!
00:43:30Hey!
00:43:31I gotta drop the dookie!
00:43:33Get it?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:42Kill me!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:04I got you.
00:44:07I got you.
00:44:09I know.
00:44:17Oh my god!
00:44:18Are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:20It's good.
00:44:20It's good.
00:44:20I think.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh shit!
00:44:27Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:34You're with me.
00:44:38Oi!
00:44:47Yui Cable.
00:44:49How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so called soup killer?
00:45:04Huh.
00:45:04Well not today you semen swilly butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No.
00:45:15Virus.
00:45:16Bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:19Come in.
00:45:20Your face.
00:45:21Not.
00:45:22Not right now.
00:45:31What the f-
00:45:32What the f-
00:45:55No.
00:45:58No.
00:46:15Hey!
00:46:23No.
00:47:07Well?
00:47:08I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck. I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No.
00:47:13You don't.
00:47:16Come on. Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, mon coeur.
00:47:19No, no, no, mon coeur.
00:47:20And until we are certain I have not been infected
00:47:22with this plague.
00:47:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No, thank you. Crunchwrap Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch?
00:48:13No. Cantina crispy chicken taco.
00:48:15I don't want it taco fucking bell.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking god. What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:34I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffet on the ground,
00:48:47tongue lashing my clit till he needs a knee replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:59She's gotta listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:04Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:10And I can help you.
00:49:11But you gotta talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You're gonna blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:32That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:40I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here I see a spine.
00:49:50Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:56Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
00:50:00he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:11At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:12That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry and Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:26I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader.
00:50:39I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:44Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No!
00:50:56Ow!
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03Oh, chance.
00:51:04Merci d'avoir mer.
00:51:18Goddamn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop war house on that 23.
00:51:27Soldier cunt down.
00:51:29Homelander to go.
00:51:30We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:02You were right.
00:52:05This virus.
00:52:06There is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:12Except...
00:52:13To take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:32Mon amour.
00:52:33Mon amour.
00:52:34You did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39No innocent people are being round up.
00:52:44Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the lives we've taken.
00:52:51I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:04We...
00:53:08Is this all?
00:53:25You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:27This virus...
00:53:30Is fucking brutal.
00:53:32I don't know.
00:53:34I don't know.
00:53:34For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:42Neither of us is fine.
00:53:45And we shouldn't be.
00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
00:53:50Puber.
00:53:51Thanks.
00:53:51But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:56I'm gonna keep fighting.
00:54:01And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
00:54:06But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:26I know.
00:54:28I'm late.
00:54:43All right, Sarah.
00:54:47Time for your meds.
00:54:54Nice.
00:54:58Mom 2 is a good boy, huh?
00:55:00I know.
00:55:06Here's a good boy, huh?
00:55:06I know.
00:55:07There's a good boy, huh?
00:55:08He's a good boy.
00:55:12There's a good boy.
00:55:15Well, hey.
00:55:16Be careful, sir.
00:55:16There's a viral contagion.
00:55:18I got here as soon as I heard, and I looked up.
00:55:20to lock shit down.
00:55:21I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:28I told him to report back.
00:55:31I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:32Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like soldier doy, am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just gotta be here, sir, to do this.
00:55:41Should have been you.
00:55:42Oh, hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry, leave.
00:55:51I was swimming.
00:56:10No.
00:56:14No.
00:56:17Not you, too.
00:56:20Not you.
00:56:29Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:56:50You're never gonna keep me down.
00:56:52I'm getting lost down, but I get up again.
00:56:54You're never gonna keep me down.
00:56:56I'm getting lost down, but I get up again.
00:56:59You're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:01I'm getting lost down, but I get up again.
00:57:04You're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:07You're never gonna keep me down.
00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:24Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy
00:57:33I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:36In the heaven's gonna keep me down
00:57:38I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:40In the heaven's gonna keep me down
00:57:42I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:45In the heaven's gonna keep me down
00:57:47I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:57:50You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:54This in the night away
00:57:58This in the night away
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:03He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:58:12Don't cry for me
00:58:16Extraordinary love
00:58:19I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:58:27You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:29I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:33I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:58:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:38I get knocked down, but I get up again
00:58:40You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:42I can't go down, but I'm so scared
00:58:45You never know, beat me down
00:58:47I can't go down, but I'm so scared
00:58:50You never know, beat me down
00:58:52I can't go down, but I'm so scared
00:59:17You never know, beat me down
00:59:59I can't go down
01:00:27I can't go down, beat me down
01:00:57I can't go down, beat me down
01:01:14I can't go down, beat me down
01:01:14I can't go down, beat me down
01:01:19I can't go down, beat me down
01:01:21I can't go down, beat me down
01:01:23I can't go down, beat me down
01:01:25I can't go down, beat me down
01:01:26I can't go down, beat me down
01:01:31I can't go down, beat me down
01:01:34I can't go down, beat me down
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