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π Watch now and donβt miss this explosive season premiere!
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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back
00:00:12i'm not a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:18brian and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:22i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carried joe ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better
00:00:34than anything that i had ever done at the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's
00:00:40been running this to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into something super
00:00:46lethal global pandemic what's in the genocide between friends just off and let me die in peace
00:00:53with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands together four firecracker i am not sexually
00:00:59attracted to you it's about loyalty i'll do anything for you and sister sage she's the world's smartest
00:01:06person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in like caesar
00:01:13like season once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th amendment who's handling all this i
00:01:19am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into internment camps you're cool with that
00:01:23you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take down vod and homeland no deals
00:01:30newman would have been a patsy so i went another way speaker of the house calhoun he's next in line
00:01:35to be president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to you now that we have full legal authority veritable
00:01:40army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors from our government and from our
00:01:45streets america will be safe again to the starlighters i'm coming for you because today
00:01:51a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be kidding me this whole time
00:02:26oh
00:02:27oh
00:02:31USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
00:02:39Thank you. Thank you.
00:02:43Thank you and welcome to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55Places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:02:58Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:03:03Copy that. Copy that. Headed to the news now.
00:03:05This is our Tony Jones, Mr. Horace, and he is in sight of the film rapier.
00:03:28Starlighters running wild.
00:03:30Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:33But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America.
00:03:40And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn!
00:04:00Keep going.
00:04:04Stop!
00:04:06We designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:04:11Other heroes are proudly serving the armed forces thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem!
00:04:17And their bomb is up 21%.
00:04:21G-Men, days past from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:26Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29And all of this, you can tell the most important truth.
00:04:35Is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:42Our nation!
00:04:45Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:48Yes!
00:04:49Yes!
00:04:49What just happened with that little bitch Starlight tried to do on the southern border?
00:04:52Got it.
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wolf-
00:05:13Get back!
00:05:13And I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:17No!
00:05:17No!
00:05:18No!
00:05:18No!
00:05:18No!
00:05:21No!
00:05:29No!
00:05:33No!
00:05:34No!
00:05:44No!
00:05:45No!
00:05:46No!
00:05:46Oh!
00:05:46This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign period, and the American people have the
00:05:52good sense to call out a lie when they see-
00:05:55Stay back!
00:05:56I'm laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:00Stay back!
00:06:03I'm laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:06:15Tough day.
00:06:17Sad day.
00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:23This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes.
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:06:36And no, just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity
00:06:41or allegiance to the U.S. of A.
00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:48Honestly, do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps?
00:06:51The starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:56And camp.
00:06:57We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We've been ready.
00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell their clit from
00:07:06their collarbone.
00:07:07The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:12What's this?
00:07:12That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel, the Obamas, calling you for advice.
00:07:25Everyone loves you.
00:07:27You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you.
00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:34The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:37Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:40Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my son?
00:07:48No, everyone knows that Ryan is.
00:07:53Sorry, that he is at boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding.
00:08:00We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage?
00:08:03Are you?
00:08:06Good?
00:08:07I'm fine.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:17Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28As if people don't hate me enough!
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,
00:08:33but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:37Word counts.
00:08:38Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:58It keeps people afraid.
00:09:00No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Well, I can relate to that.
00:09:07But I need people to be devoted.
00:09:11To me.
00:09:13May I speak freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:15I told you, no matter how much power you amass,
00:09:19it will not make you happy.
00:09:27You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:30I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days, we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher,
00:09:53and that I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:11:12Do you mind being more careful?
00:11:19Thank you. Also, tears of any exploits. Enjoy.
00:11:48Put it on my friend.
00:11:49I'm trying to get it on my friend.
00:11:54I'm trying to get it on my friend.
00:11:58No!
00:12:12Luis, drink it.
00:12:30And he got the flight 37 with you out.
00:12:37That's all you have to say.
00:12:48No!
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Really?
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:36On a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Before I pop in, say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:47Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:49She's dead, and there you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you about the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend a ton of in with the likes of them.
00:14:22What did you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:29And the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:41Five fucking weeks Lenny practice that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:48So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:01Well...
00:15:01Never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:22All the times you knocked the shit out of me,
00:15:25you gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:33I'll show ya.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:39I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42You waste...
00:15:43Waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:47But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:53You don't get to change nothing.
00:16:03Who says...
00:16:05I wanna change?
00:16:10Hmm.
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:19What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:23Are you scared?
00:16:24No.
00:16:25I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's, um...
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28Room temperature like you like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I'm on eight o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01Don't you look bashing today.
00:17:04Well, my whole life...
00:17:06...has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:09And yet their hearts...
00:17:10...are fluttering like...
00:17:13...fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
00:17:21I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:37I do more than anything.
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my tick or something awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding-edge technologies like AI, which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:07So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI.
00:18:11First, she went and deep-faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and AI this so-called Flat 37 video.
00:18:30Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it... here.
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:19:06My Nossof.
00:19:08I'm going to go up here now.
00:19:09Yeah.
00:19:14Oh, God.
00:19:15Yeah, so it is.
00:19:17It is so-γγγ γγΎγ.
00:19:19I love you.
00:19:19What is your name?
00:19:21She has a new name.
00:19:22Yes.
00:19:22Yes.
00:19:30I love you, Dr.
00:19:46Oi.
00:19:50Knock it off.
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy bin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him,
00:19:58Huey and him,
00:19:59in simply two hours?
00:20:04Look.
00:20:06Oh, no, you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man.
00:20:10We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12I got CIA at Gulfstream.
00:20:14Gassing up a plant now.
00:20:16Wheels up on the now.
00:20:26Smile, camper.
00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance
00:20:29to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:33Huey, none of the FBSA people
00:20:36are ever getting out.
00:20:37It's hopeless.
00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy
00:20:42who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel,
00:20:45I've been hunted by Noir,
00:20:46chased by sharks inside of a whale,
00:20:48shot at by Russians,
00:20:50almost blown up at hero-gasm,
00:20:51and lasered at bot on ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is,
00:20:54oh, and one time I had to sit naked
00:20:56on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story.
00:20:57The point is,
00:20:58by all sane logic,
00:20:59I should be dead.
00:21:02Or crazy.
00:21:03Or both.
00:21:03Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here,
00:21:06you're not gonna make it.
00:21:07Hey, get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey, get down!
00:21:13Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:19Oh, Jesus!
00:21:22Stay in line!
00:21:30Get inside!
00:21:33See?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:40God's sake, sir.
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love.
00:21:55No sex.
00:21:56No problems.
00:21:57And literally, bro,
00:21:59I have never felt manlier.
00:22:01Think about this.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:03Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:05Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro.
00:22:09That's super gay.
00:22:11War, am I right?
00:22:12B-b-b-breach!
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15And you know what?
00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
00:22:19whatever that baby murdering
00:22:21three out of ten
00:22:22thought she was gonna do,
00:22:23it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum,
00:22:27and you're a solid five out of ten
00:22:29any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:40Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily,
00:22:42like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43Did you just...
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy,
00:22:47and fucking therapy therapy,
00:22:48and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:5216-hour flight,
00:22:53and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Because all you can say is,
00:22:55oy, oy, oy,
00:22:56cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Liked her better with her mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Bok got tired of me ripping off
00:23:01their guards' faces,
00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:03I tried to sneak back once
00:23:05in the wheel well of a 747,
00:23:06but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:12They found my asshole,
00:23:12like, a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full
00:23:28of murder decks can do.
00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No.
00:23:32No, hearty and hail.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
00:23:40Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44Homelander's fuming.
00:23:46He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy,
00:23:48and him in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:54A question.
00:23:56Is what else are we gonna do
00:23:58if Sides walk into it?
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:04Hmm.
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus,
00:24:09and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me,
00:24:12and you know.
00:24:13And I'm Lander.
00:24:16Now, are you gonna help us save the boys?
00:24:19Or not?
00:24:33Is that a signal?
00:24:35Oh, so we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:36We are getting executed.
00:24:39What?
00:24:40Simply.
00:24:41In 36 hours, we...
00:24:45We're finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:48The question to show is,
00:24:49why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Half or not type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
00:25:02and then they do her in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:04We're getting out of here first.
00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more Molotov,
00:25:10so let's get going.
00:25:14How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you,
00:25:24but then hug you.
00:25:24So how come you didn't spring, then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:34A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm,
00:25:39but he might be able to help.
00:25:42But even if I can get us in,
00:25:43how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:45Leave that to me.
00:25:47I have someone we can call.
00:25:50No, I didn't.
00:25:57You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:07Homelander?
00:26:07Hey, you wanna see us?
00:26:14Should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall
00:26:22cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.
00:26:27Pfft.
00:26:28Fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right, yes.
00:26:32Totally, sir.
00:26:33I know.
00:26:33Starlight.
00:26:35Spewing this filth.
00:26:36What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:38I mean, what could she even do
00:26:40besides flash her little high beams at you?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then,
00:26:47why'd you let her get away?
00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
00:26:59Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:02It's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:05And then you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or butcher.
00:27:12Or starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if
00:27:18you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:20I mean, I know you're not.
00:27:22That would be suicidal.
00:27:27You know,
00:27:28I had a good chat
00:27:30with Gavin,
00:27:32our stage manager.
00:27:33And it turns out
00:27:36he betrayed me.
00:27:39He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:46It really makes me wonder
00:27:47who else is a traitor
00:27:49hiding in plain sight.
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:53Here, just check it.
00:27:54Look.
00:27:54That won't be necessary.
00:27:55But, gentlemen,
00:28:00do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:33bro what the hell you could have my back in there bro you're not the real noir okay you can
00:28:39talk
00:28:41look i get method okay i fuck with stella adler i just shot honey boy 2 with shia
00:28:45we literally never broke character hey but enough's enough
00:28:55bro i always thought i'd stay single but you know what they say how do you make god laugh
00:28:59make a plan ain't that the truth so there i was at the national prayer breakfast and i look across
00:29:05the table and it was it was like the lord smiled upon us talk about a match made in heaven
00:29:15amen
00:29:15amen oh father himself head pastor president and ceo samaritan's embrace ministries after
00:29:23ezekiel's untimely murder god rest his soul amen well you two are just a super able union for the
00:29:28ages we share the belief in a dream of a christian nation i think that's why i fell for her
00:29:35so fast
00:29:36for me it was love at first sight see i knew he was gonna say that try marrying a mind
00:29:43reader
00:29:46powerful now how about we switch gears like y'all's initiative to abolish dei now it's funny
00:29:52how those three little letters are all in devil people don't need a handout it's racist to give
00:29:58people a leg up based on skin color isn't white a color too let's cut excuse me but i'm the
00:30:05one who
00:30:06calls cut cut sage my sister in christ um no i don't believe in your magic sky ghost or his
00:30:16baby
00:30:16sky ghost i need a vice president give us the room fuck how is married life the power of christ
00:30:24compelling to fuck him bitch your hole still smells like deep great barrier queef touchy hey it's not my
00:30:31fault the american people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as vp maybe but still i don't see why i
00:30:38had to put take her down it was a patriotic thing to do can we hurry this along i'm about
00:30:41to kill dei
00:30:42uh not today or not he wants more starlighters arrested but everyone who smashed a window or held
00:30:50a can of spray paint is already a camp now it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted
00:30:55defamatory things about homelander cyber terrorists are terrorists too
00:31:02true true true it's just that we've already purged the cia doj fbi fdc cdc epa dhs hhs and usps
00:31:12we deported the nation's nannies and gardeners we arrested chapel rowan and tyler the creator and
00:31:16they canceled coachella but now he wants to detain thousands of american citizens you know i couldn't
00:31:21help but notice you registered barrett for president dot com net and org it's exploratory
00:31:28your soup made you fucking vice president as long as you stay useful don't worry everything will
00:31:36come up ashley yeah good talk
00:31:50reacher massive enters the motel woman you're huge reacher know what they say about huge guys
00:32:07they have huge cocks
00:32:14jesus fucking crap you fucking crazy get in here hello worm yeah hi you're like america's literal
00:32:20most wanted did anyone see you come in here no are you sure because i did a deep dive on
00:32:25surveillance
00:32:25tech for an svu spec and that shit is everywhere now fucking hell this is a bit of a step
00:32:30down from
00:32:31that brownstone you had in it yeah it's not my fault there was a contraction in the tv business
00:32:35listen whatever you want i'm not interested come off it mate you ain't even heard the pitch yet
00:32:42pass well told whatever just fucking go okay you don't have anything on me anymore
00:32:48well i still got them creepy fucking texts you sent don't i miranda cosgrove was 19 at the time and
00:32:55i
00:32:55don't even work there anymore vod studios replaced all their writers with ai and yes the audience scores
00:33:00went way up on roddy tees but it isn't art okay it just isn't
00:33:06you ruin your appetite
00:33:08that's right i came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills
00:33:14i need us a tunnel duck
00:33:16you do that and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture
00:33:19how does this thing a tunnel fuck what
00:33:21you do the tunnel i'll do the fucking
00:33:25twenty miles out of rochester be there
00:33:28rochester
00:33:30oh rochester's got that honey away soil
00:33:32fucking delicious
00:33:37you need a shower or you smell like a wing stop bathroom
00:33:41thanks was that bad sorry turns out talking to people's hard
00:33:48check you long enough you slowing down in your old age
00:33:51fuck you john bonnet
00:33:54you guys are friends
00:33:55you talk
00:33:58reggie has been helping us out for a while
00:33:59thanks
00:34:01where is everybody
00:34:07i heard about the pittsburgh raid last month
00:34:10go marie moreau how's your team doing
00:34:12yeah they're scoring a few wins but
00:34:14not nearly enough
00:34:19so what's with the 9-1-1
00:34:21hughie mm and frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow so
00:34:26we need your help to break them out
00:34:27of a vault prison camp
00:34:30you're fucking crazy
00:34:32listen you don't have to fight okay
00:34:33we just need you to run them to the extraction point it's easy
00:34:36easy right
00:34:38you know homeland is going to be waiting
00:34:42i can't
00:34:43we know how to kill him okay but we need frenchie to do it
00:34:46great well good luck with that
00:34:48hey are you going to keep running forever
00:34:50i mean if we're going to really take him out we need your help
00:34:53so what i'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group
00:34:57i mean we are down on assholes so
00:35:01yeah maybe
00:35:04no
00:35:05why not
00:35:07i said i can't
00:35:09i know you're scared
00:35:11no i'm not fucking scared
00:35:14i got a family to protect
00:35:19i can't
00:35:22i get it i do
00:35:25me too
00:35:30keep him safe
00:35:34we shouldn't have let him go
00:35:35no
00:35:38homelander fucked him up
00:35:40fucked me up too
00:35:42we're gonna need an exit plan b
00:35:47all right so we hit the east gate
00:35:51and we go at dawn
00:35:54i know i just want to go over it a few more times
00:35:56just so i can get it in my head
00:35:56hughie
00:35:58take a fucking drink will you
00:36:00no thanks
00:36:02you know what i mean
00:36:02you know i quit
00:36:04leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it when a fucking internment camp
00:36:08what about you
00:36:09have you been eating the fresh produce ice magdalene
00:36:13moonshine's got corn in it
00:36:25and you will be fine and you will be fine she's strong
00:36:31kimiko
00:36:31kimiko too
00:36:36y'all motherfuckers are trippin' I know what the fuck's going on with them and you don't even know where
00:36:41kimiko's at
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're gonna see Janine and Monique again?
00:36:45Is that it?
00:36:45What I know is, is that they're a shit-ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:36:50M.M., you're the strongest guy I know.
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:36:56You know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farah Province.
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:37:04And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
00:37:10And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:37:13We are dead men walking.
00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:37:23We need more resin.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
00:37:29You wanna...
00:37:35Attention campers!
00:37:36Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will alter Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:48Well, Annie, today marks two months.
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating.
00:37:57Every day I see people giving up.
00:37:59But not me.
00:38:00Because I have you.
00:38:02It's very, very sweet.
00:38:04They were innocent.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:38:10They lied to me.
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
00:38:14We've known about that for quite some time.
00:38:17But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
00:38:23Ooh.
00:38:24I like internment camp Huey.
00:38:27She's zesty.
00:38:28Fuck you.
00:38:29Do it.
00:38:31What?
00:38:31Kill me.
00:38:32Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
00:38:36You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:38Let's not insult each other.
00:38:40We both know they're coming.
00:38:42Do you remember when we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:46Believe Festival.
00:38:48When they tried to cleanse your soul.
00:38:50I remember thinking...
00:38:55Why him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kids shampoo?
00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
00:39:08I mean, I get it from your perspective.
00:39:11You're punching up.
00:39:12Good for you.
00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:21Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives to try and rescue you?
00:39:32Because I do it for them.
00:39:49What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.
00:39:56Something came up.
00:39:57So I'll be in, baby, bro.
00:39:59Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
00:40:01Thanks.
00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
00:40:05Oh, my bad.
00:40:07Salade Leme.
00:40:08I think that's it.
00:40:10I've been slacking on my Duolingo.
00:40:12You ain't gotta do that, bro.
00:40:14What?
00:40:16I mean, come on.
00:40:17Would it have been, like, a year or some change now?
00:40:20Are you still acting like this is some chill family vacation instead of on the run?
00:40:24It's fine.
00:40:25You're a shitty liar.
00:40:28I know I fucked you over.
00:40:31So please, stop trying to make me feel better about it.
00:40:34You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
00:40:38And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
00:40:43You were right.
00:40:44Not anymore.
00:40:45I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:47And Raina, your nephews.
00:40:50I mean, yeah, moving around constantly, it's a pain in the ass.
00:40:56But it's worth it.
00:40:57It's good to see you like this.
00:41:01Mom would be really proud of you, man.
00:41:06Dad!
00:41:07Dad!
00:41:08Uncle Reg.
00:41:09Why are they doing that?
00:41:16A-Train.
00:41:17That was your fucking phone, a friend.
00:41:19Well, I held up my end, love.
00:41:21How are you gonna get us out?
00:41:22I'll fly us all out.
00:41:23One by one.
00:41:24Well, that'll take all fucking night.
00:41:26All right.
00:41:27Fine.
00:41:28Just as long as we're on the same page here.
00:41:31Frenchie goes first.
00:41:32Yeah, all right.
00:41:32Frenchie first.
00:41:33What about Huey and Emem?
00:41:34We will get him.
00:41:35But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
00:41:38Frenchie first.
00:41:39You sound like Maeve.
00:41:41Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
00:42:00No.
00:42:01Quit.
00:42:02You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores.
00:42:14They're already gone.
00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man.
00:42:21Never gonna stop, bro.
00:42:23Homelander's orders.
00:42:25Only one way this ends.
00:42:26Yeah, exactly.
00:42:27Right now it's you coming after me.
00:42:29Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
00:42:32New Noir because Homelander killed the first one.
00:42:34Remember?
00:42:36That's how people end up around him.
00:42:38You smug dick.
00:42:40Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:43Jesus.
00:42:44What?
00:42:44It's true.
00:42:45Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights.
00:42:48What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50Suck my balls.
00:42:51You're the fucking joke.
00:42:52Look at you.
00:42:53On the run like a little bitch.
00:42:56And then I'm with Homelander.
00:42:58You know, I can see it.
00:43:00Look how terrified you are.
00:43:03Fuck you.
00:43:05I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.
00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
00:43:11I ain't terrified as shit.
00:43:12You're so scared of Homelander you don't even see what it's done to you.
00:43:15I'm not fucking scared.
00:43:23Yeah, I said the same thing.
00:43:28It's pathetic.
00:43:32You're pathetic.
00:43:35Sooner or later I'm gonna get your family.
00:43:48Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
00:43:51God.
00:43:52When I wrote the series finale of Triple C, that's Crimson Counts Capers,
00:43:55it was impossible to like, tick every box and tie up every little storyline.
00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy.
00:44:03You can't do it.
00:44:04Finales are the worst.
00:44:06Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
00:44:09Oh, sorry.
00:44:10What's that bad?
00:44:10How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there
00:44:13and save the day?
00:44:15No, I already said that...
00:44:16Oh, come off it.
00:44:17Don't give me that Huey safe and his playpen bollocks.
00:44:20You left him in there
00:44:22because you don't want to look him in the eye
00:44:24after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done.
00:44:27Let me give you a bit of advice.
00:44:30Please don't.
00:44:33Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
00:44:36Because that shit is gonna get us all killed.
00:44:38I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
00:44:41Hey, what did you guys think of the lost finale?
00:44:43Good to work, asshole.
00:44:44Great.
00:44:45I'm fucking starving.
00:44:46Where do you want to pop out?
00:44:47Bunk 19.
00:44:52Wait, that...
00:44:53That's a Vaught Freedom Camp.
00:44:55Is it?
00:44:56No, no, no, no.
00:44:56You said I got to stick it to Vaught,
00:44:58and that guy's fucking lasered in half.
00:44:59Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, innit?
00:45:02It's complicated,
00:45:02and I don't want to get into that right now.
00:45:04I'm fucking out.
00:45:05Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
00:45:07So you're gonna dig us a hole,
00:45:09or I'll bury you in one.
00:45:18Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:20Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:32You guys are gonna want to stay back.
00:45:33And, oh, no.
00:45:50Oh, no.
00:45:51I can't do it.
00:45:52No, no, no, no.
00:45:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:57Oh, no, no, no.
00:46:04Have fun in the shithole.
00:46:05Ladies first.
00:46:07Fuck you.
00:46:49Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?
00:46:52Don't ever contact me again.
00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I used this for the A story
00:47:00in the Reacher's pack I'm working on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02Taking that as a guess.
00:47:25What, dude?
00:47:27Oh, fuck.
00:47:30Oh, surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:36The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:50Okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you going to sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick.
00:48:01Hmm?
00:48:03Hmm.
00:48:04Hmm.
00:48:06Hmm.
00:48:09Hmm.
00:48:10Hmm.
00:48:11Hmm.
00:48:11Hmm.
00:48:11Hmm.
00:48:11Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:12Hmm.
00:48:13It doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ.
00:48:22William, you've got a viper's nest in it now.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh...
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself, what you've become.
00:48:41And you did all that for me.
00:48:49No, but that, that is devotion.
00:48:54You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say, you are the only one that's
00:49:04ever challenged me.
00:49:07And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:36Come on, Rolly's gonna fly us out.
00:49:52Annie! Annie!
00:49:59Oh, shit.
00:50:01What the fuck?
00:50:03Pilly!
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:23Oh, God.
00:50:25Don't you.
00:50:32Oh, God!
00:50:35Move!
00:50:36Move!
00:50:37Move!
00:50:38Hey! Hey! Hey, hey!
00:50:40It's okay. It's okay.
00:50:42Just stay down, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:02Hey, Dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party, sir.
00:51:29Don't you fucking move!
00:51:32Get your hands up or I can see him.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up or I can see him.
00:51:42Merci, mademoiselle.
00:51:44Hold her tight.
00:51:50Look where's she going.
00:52:06Let's go.
00:52:08Let's go.
00:52:15Let's go.
00:52:18Let's go.
00:52:24Let's go.
00:52:34Let's go!
00:52:39Let's go!
00:52:42Let's go!
00:52:44Let's go!
00:52:50Let's go!
00:53:03Fuck this.
00:53:04She's not coming back.
00:53:05Huey, we have to go.
00:53:06We have to go now.
00:53:07She's coming back.
00:53:09She can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:22Deliaaaaaaam!
00:54:02She's coming back.
00:54:22She's coming back.
00:54:53She's coming back.
00:54:53French hit the van?
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:57Come on in.
00:55:00You hurt?
00:55:01Where the hell were you?
00:55:05Come on in.
00:55:06Come on in.
00:55:20Come on in.
00:55:37Yeah, I know. And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly.
00:55:41I don't know.
00:55:42I don't know.
00:56:13Looks like someone can't catch the A-Train after all.
00:56:18End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:33That's so funny.
00:56:37What was I so afraid of?
00:56:42You are...
00:56:45fucking nothing.
00:56:49Really?
00:56:57You're just an empty fucking suit.
00:57:01You take away these powers.
00:57:04And what are you, huh?
00:57:07Pathetic.
00:57:10Weak.
00:57:13Sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:15Does he have another
00:57:15with me?
00:57:23You did it.
00:57:26,
00:57:29?
00:57:30?
00:57:31?
00:57:34?
00:57:36?
00:57:36?
00:57:37?
00:57:42QI ?
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