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My Dad Is Poseidon Full
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
00:38Slow-ass sea slug!
00:48Derny sii they have a clear gnaw.
00:51Slow-ass sea slug!
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:43I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed, playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:01Damn it. The aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:48Nobody, nobody, nobody, but you.
04:53Oh!
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Get harder.
04:58Squeeze me tighter.
05:00Oh!
05:05Fuck!
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:09Ugh!
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it. He tracked me.
05:35Leora, you're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:31Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already.
07:21What are you talking about?
07:28Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?
08:13Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Mommy, is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:23Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:48What the f***?
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy.
10:45Mommy.
10:45Mommy.
10:48Mommy.
10:49Mommy.
11:02It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:36Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:06You're my fiancé, my property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:23No!
12:24Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:43My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss?
12:57Soup's ready.
13:04If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:29I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Jack, gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:32Ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:43I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:57You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I-I'm not tasty!
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong!
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:40Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:40The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:44Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run.
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:22You...
17:23Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:29That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:31If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08About that monster.
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:15Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:38He's just a regular guy.
18:41I can't believe it.
18:45I'm still a regular guy.
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:48you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:12is hades still breathing
21:14if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:38you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:06little fish
22:16hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:56in front of poseidon you're ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now
23:20you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
24:13we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:17ha ha ha ha ha a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:40mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down
25:17surrender now i'll go with you
25:20on one condition let my daughter go
25:24no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine you die
25:42you poisoned me
25:46my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned done
26:07the kids coming with me don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
26:18but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lily lily run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:23you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:38you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
28:02jack keep lily safe long as i'm here
28:05you don't lose shut up and go now
28:20if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:25run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:41no
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